Homestuck or Jailbreak

>>82203124
It didn't really get sunk by an event, Hussie just stopped making Johnvris bait.

I guess you can say that Meenah/(Vriska) was the final nail

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And It Don't Stop

>>82203159
No I just like talking about the comic and seeing people's reactions to Homestucks stupid bullshit

Let's see if anons' tastes have any correlation to their classpects. Post classpect, best troll, and worst troll.

seer of heart
Aradia
Nep

>>82203284
Heir of Hope
Sollux
Cloun

>>82203219
John also realized, after reflecting on the brief amount of time they spent talking, that Vriska was a terrible person.

>>82203284
Mage of Space
Aradia
Tavros

xth for dave and jade's little red ridinghood roleplay

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>>82203284
Sylph of Space
Kanaya
Vriska

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Hey guys I got my friend to read Homestuck for the first time, can I get some of them sweet (You)s?

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PS > Jailbreak > Bard Quest > everything else not listed > not reading Homestuck > Homestuck

>>82203415
bretty good, at least you're not spoonfeeding him.

>>82203191
Jailbreak somehow has a more satisfying conclusion.

>>82203415
sure have a (you)

I remember having a friend ask questions about the comic and having to unwillingly tell them because they're not the person to keep reading for pay-offs

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>>82203284
Thief of Time
Aradia/Vriska tied up in my bedroom
Tavros

>>82203369
fef's fishy feet

>>82203284
Prince of Breath
Eri
Nep

>>82203415
le ruisecruse Xd

>>82203284
Prince of Space
Karkat
Eridan

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>>82203191
>>82203191
Problem Sleuth.

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So this is what I pieced together about Homosuck after skimming through the comic, watching videos on youtube, and skimming through the wikis

It's about four kids on a vaguely post apocalyptic Earth who all play this new game Sburb but Sburb is a video game IN REAL LIFE and its mechanics AFFECT REAL LIFE and if you win YOU GET TO MAKE A NEW UNIVERSE

So these four faggot kids play this game but then the retarded Dog Girl fucks up the prototyping mechanic and creates this thing called Bec Noir which starts murdering EVERYONE

Now we're introduced to literal tumblr characters called trolls, they seem important at first but they're really just shipping fodder and Mary Sues respectively

These trolls played a game but had their shit fucked up by Lord English and they spend 2000 fucking panels being FUCKING ANNOYING and killing each other

Anyways everyone in Homestuck is more concerned about gay poly relationships than winning the game so this guy Doc Scratch tricks them all into summoning this super bad dude LORD ENGLISH who has ALREADY WON and LORD ENGLISH fucks EVERYONE'S SHIT up, so the kids puss out LIKE LITTLE BITCHES and "scratch" their session, making the NEW kids their old parents

Then they all just kind of fuck around for a while, get fucked up by Proto Lord English except for John who survives and renders all the POINTLESS TROLL FUCKERY even MORE POINTLESS, and then, somehow, in a seven minute Newgrounds Flash, they beat Lord English despite Lord English being omnipotent and omnipresent

There's some stuff about dream planets but they don't seem to fucking matter even though the exiles of the dream planets are the only interesting part of this abortion

>>82202856
He's the Hack of Ends.

>>82202716
If I were Andrew Hussie I wouldn't want to be anywhere near fans, period. That's just asking for a public lynching.

>>82203516
fucking lost it

oh man, liveblogger a shit

>>82203335
Oh she'll be riding him red

>>82203284
Where the fuck are all the knights? Taking knaps? Is it knight time for them? ha ha

Knight of Space
Terezi
Gamzee

>>82203528
>It's about four kids on a vaguely post apocalyptic Earth
welp you're wrong immediately but okay.

>These trolls played a game but had their shit fucked up by Lord English and they spend 2000 fucking panels being FUCKING ANNOYING and killing each other
nope, it was bec.

the rest is sort of okay. why did you just skim though?

>>82203191
Jail break invented almost all forum adventure game memes like "What pumpkin?" and "retrieve arms"

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>>82203535
You don't have to be Hussie to feel that way.

>>82203528
The comic is more about wordplay and fucking around than the plot, which never tries not to be ridiculous.

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>>82203601
>tfw page squad is Daoots

>>82203566
I remember I said it was fucking obvious that "New Reader" had read the comic, one of you faggots sperged out on me and called me a hater

>>82203284
Mage of Breath
Karkat
Feferi

>817H1CH WH4Y D0N7 Y0U 5H00V3 M0Y R4D 1NJURJY P4N3L 1N7H0 URR N457H7Y 53XXXU4L3 PR1V457 P4R7H 0RF P3R3RF3R3R4NC3
okay some of act 6 was alright

>>82203639
I was the first to tell them to liveblog, and then as soon as they hit act 2 I tasted the ruse

>>82203284
Page of Mind

>Best troll
Terezi (pre-retcon shit)
(=/= Favorite troll, Tavros)
>Worst troll
Trashka

I guess that's some pretty high correlation.

>>82203633
but is bowman okay

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>>82203631
Homestuck had Pathos once

I actually gave a shit when Terezi killed Vriska, and Vriska was an unbearable cunt back then

But the comic just went off the handles and became like fifty pages of ERP

And if I wanted ERP I would just log into Moonguard

>>82203284
Witch of Light
Karkat
Vriska

>>82203568
There's a strangely high amount of pics of Jade actually breaking daves dick. Like six pics

>>82203284
Heir of Light
Equius
Vriska

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>>82203655
Jesus christ I forgot how difficult that shit was to read.

>>82203284
Mage of Void
Kanaya
Feferi

Why is Roxy such a best and Rose such a worst?

>>82203284
Rogue of time
Terezi
Vriska

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i hope angle finishes this

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>>82203701
i guess it's just not your pererfererance

>>82203701
"Dear madam, please take my skateboard and thrust it into one of your genitals"

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>>82203717
Roxy was Hussie's apology for Rose.

>>82203656
>>82203639
Why are people shitposting about someone that isn't even in the thread?

is celebrating with /co/ guy still around?

http://celebratingwithco.tumblr.com/

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http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/post/143389211479

oh boy here we go

>>82203771
see
>>82203776

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>>82203776
I can smell it.

that unmistakable smell of...

ruse?

>>82203284
Rogue of keys
Sollux
Karkat

>>82203812
I am one of the people who suspected a ruse but how is recognizing John's superiority as the best character (at that point at least) a ruse?

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>>82203814
>keys
Is that still in the quiz?

>>82203814
>Rogue of keys
say again?

>>82203617
>there aren't anymore adventure games with people suggesting "Hug X, read Y"

Times sure have changed

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>>82203284
>>82203601
Knight of Void here
Kanaya
Gamzee

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>>82203758
Thank you, I can't believe I ever had the ability to decipher Mituna's shit at a decent reading pace.

I think The Classpect explanation in the SBURB Glitch FAQ is the best that I read. Even better than stuff written afterwards by Hussie that contradict it.

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>>82203814
>Fan aspects
>Not the halfway decent fan aspects from the SBURB glitch FAQ
>FAN ASPECTS FROM THEPAGESOFHOPE'S SHITTY TEST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fresh(?) from tumblr

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>>82203191
Having reread Jailbreak recently, it's a sketchily-drawn, toilet-humour centric, incoherent, inconclusive mess. And I laughed the whole way through.

If we ignore the scale of the two pieces, Jailbreak dominates by an unfunny degree. But then an ant dominates an elephant in strength if you ignore scale. Even a broken one.

>>82203717
Roxy is painfully uninteresting. Rose used to be great until Hussie fucked everything up.

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>>82203717
>>82203763
Wow, rude.

Post hot leggy dames

>>82203921
one of my favorite quotes of the comic, not gonna lie

>>82203834
>John "Bland As A Lump, Listen To My Exposition Dump!" Egbert
>best character

>>82203902
Is this Trump support ironic or genuine? Is this Kanaya ironic or genuine?

Rose sucks and her girlfriend is boring

Roxy is awesome and she gets to be with best boy

>>82203814
>keys
Pal.
Buddy.
Friendo.
If Caliborn's tedious key-fetching quest during the first part of his adventure didn't make him a Keys player, none of us can reasonably pretend Keys is a realistic unlisted aspect to imagine is out there.

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>>82203924

>>82203953
Can you repeat that? I can read English, but not feces.

GODDAMMIT WHO WAS IT

>>82204011
I DIDNT STEAL ANYTHING LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>82203924
Would you?

>>82204008
Ouch.

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>>82203814
Literally every single fan aspect listed here is a million times better than Keys. And some of these are incredibly shitty.

>>82204043
>lock
>million times better than Keys

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>>82203953
John is at his strongest in conversations where he either has someone to effectively bounce off of, or in the few where he's fed up with all this horse shit and gets sarcastic. Most of the time he really is dull but he adds a lot to conversations that fill either of those criteria.

>>82204061
>Most of the time he really is dull
You mean John post act 5

>>82204034
>asian
nah

>>82204043
>Bard of Blaze
>Bard of Smog

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>>82203921
A fitting metaphor for the ending of the comic, I'd argue.

>>82204043
is need's symbol supposed to be a plus-size business suit

>>82204061
Yeah nah I was just fucking with him, you're absolutely right. Johnjerking is just annoying now.

>>82204108
It's two hands going "gibs me dat"

>>82204034
>aranea
no

>>82203812
given that the title of the blog was an oft repeated phrase in HSG's glory day the ruse is quite apparent

>>82203191
>rages on

literally noone will defend HS

>>82204108
I think it's meant to be a pair of hands

>>82204086
DEEPEST

>>82203284
Heir of Hope
EQUIUS
cloun

>>82204043
>We will never know what the symbols/god tier outfits are for Glitch FAQ's actually good fan classpects

Why live?

>>82204043
I can accept these aspects as "Servant" Aspects, the inverse of a Master Class. Death is clearly just a shittier version of Doom, Shade of Void.

If you get assigned these Aspects, you're in a 48 player session.

>>82203921
Old Rose is deader than Old Huss.

>>82204043
Don't kid yourself bub, a lot of those are just as bad as Keys

>>82203487
maybe if fef was the only barefoot troll people would like her

granted it would be fetishists but hey fans are fans

>>82204171
So basically NPC classes?

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Can we all agree that fan classpects are shit since the canon ones are already an unresolved mess?

>>82204171
>48 player session
mr bowman, will you tell us about the squiddles?

>>82204122
I'm their friend who introduced them to Hussies stuff, that was their initial reaction to it before I told them to read Problem Sleuth first. People are seriously getting to worked up about this and they aren't even bothering with the thread anymore

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>>82204082
>>82204120

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>>82204142
. . . Dark pocket, to be filled?

>>82204184
Who's deader, old Rose or old Dave

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>>82204184
Another casualty of Huss' devolution into hackitude
rip Rose 'Snarkmistress' Lalonde

>>82204249
Old Dave was still sort of around when Jade came back
Old Rose is loooooong gone

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Aw shit, I just now realized that Vriska having a non-robotic arm Foreshadows her ascendance

>>82204249
Old Rose. Dave at least has shades of his old self left, however faint they might be.

>>82204296
Look, if you're gonna post about liveblogger at least give yourself a name so we can filter you.

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>>82204249
Old Jade.

Remember when she actually had some form of substance?

>>82204296
we saw her die
it doesn't foreshadow anything

>>82204043
>Soul
Son

>>82204296
see
>>82204319

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Any series with timetravel and the ability to revive dead characters will have a disappointing ending

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>>82204326
Yeah, and she still does.
She went from angry at everything, to grimbark, to just plain miserable and half-mad from loneliness.
Jade has all kinds of substance

>>82204326
That doesn't even make sense
She isn't stuck, she is dead and crushed

>>82204197
Yeah kinda, or soldier classes/aspects for minion pieces. Then you have ones with a normal class but a demi-aspect for sergeants, going all the way up to master classes at the top. In fact, have an image.

>>82204206
They love interpretative jazz.

>>82204202
I give them license if they don't pretend to be on the same level as canon.

>>82204361
watch primer for a good standalone premise

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>>82204326
>Jade getting frustrated at knowing nothing once she finally gets into the game
>Gets dangerously close to character development
>lol nope, she's a dog god now and knows everything again
Good job, Hussie.

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>>82203225
Objectively correct

>>82204377
She was homestruck

There are no arcs in Homestuck.

That's because there are no characters in Homestuck.
In fact, there is no such thing as Homestuck.

You wake up from a hazy, feverish dream.
You launch your web browser of choice and look up the name of the comic. (It was a comic, right?)

There are no results.

You open your Images folder. Where your Homestuck folder should have stood is now a Star Wars folder.
Were you always a fan of Star Wars? You can't remember.

Maybe your internet acquaintances know. You message one of them.
It's midnight, your friend says. I don't even know what you're talking about. Go back to bed.

You follow this wise advice, feeling as if a weight had been lifted from your shoulders.
That night, you sleep like a baby.

~~~~~~

In a small house somewhere in Massachusetts, a man named Andrew Hussie smiles.

He is free.

>>82204392
>and then spends the next few years alone and unloved while she cries herself to sleep, not understanding why the world hates her

>>82204432
I wish I had a voodoo doll to jump to this timeline

>>82204432
What if this already happened?

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>>82204404
The most anime moment in the entire comic. Something about the formality of Stelth's wording and how weird it sounds giving what he's trying to say.

>>82204450
It already has.

You just have to WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

>>82204409
bon voyage, childe prophet!

>>82204319
Shit if that worked then liveblogger would still be here instead of anons posting about them

>>82204478
I mean that it already happened, and that Homestuck is the Star Wars

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>>82204447
That's a good excuse to ask this question again(ish).

You get to pick one Felt member to be your minion. You get to pick another Felt member's powers as your own. Who do you pick?

Hard modo: You must pick one of Quarter's pairs. You get a special coat with the appropriate pattern on it.

>>82204404
Who wrote the verses for AIDS?

>>82204361
what about
uhhhh
madoka magica

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>>82203284
>>82203855
Also Knight of Void here
Eridan
Gamzee

Pic related is something a friend drew for me years ago, totally forgot I even had it until now.

>>82204533
Assuming that the minion has his powers, then Fin as a minion and Clover's power.

If the minion doesn't have his powers, then I want Crowbar or Snowman

>>82204533
Quarter had pairs? Was this from Caliborn's quest?

I'd be Clover and have Itchy as my minion.

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>>82204559
My poor poor friend, I have some unfortunate news to tell you

>>82204409
Bon voyage, childe prophet!

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>>82204361

>>82204556
Hussie of course. He's not a proper rapper and he's said as much, but that's all him.

>>82204599
Quarter's pairs are from formspring.

>>82204436
Jade's severe developmental problems

>>82204432
TRUE END

>>82203284
Page of Light
Aradia
Terezi

>>82204457
>tfw Hussie didnt make more tutorials about things like perspective, proportions or color palettes

>>82204599
RTF Scratch segment.
Quarter's coin pairs
1-9
2-10
3-11
4-12
5-13
6-14
7-15

>>82204533
I would pick trace as my bro, and I'd have fin's powers. assuming he's trustworthy enough and loyal to me

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>>82204625
>>82204625
No, they are from pool

>>82204661
yeah those are his clear strengths... definitely not anatomy T-B-H

>>82204628
Jade eating her babies

>>82204613
God damn.

>>82204404
#bring back tech hop

>>82204663
and 8-8

>>82203369
>tumblr

who's the artist, i thought it was just an anon here

>>82203284
Knight of Space
Karkat
Act 6 Vriska

>>82204663
>>82204679
Wait apparently I was wrong and Hussie is just retarded and didn't do the obvious thing.

>>82204404
>still only four pieces of AIDS fanart on the web
>three of them are homestuck crossovers
drawfags please

>>82204661
Probably because he didn't master those things with his brain. Which would be too hard. But with his instincts.

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>>82204599
Yeah, that's his whole stick with the coins. Hussie explained on his blog sometime after we saw Quarters gun down Slick. The powers reflect synergies within the Felt's abilities as well as funny puns:

- Itchy's superspeed is always causing fires. This is useful for summoning Matchsticks, to both help in a fight and put out conflagrations.
- Doze and Eggs are good distractions. An eggtimer-cloned horde of Dozes would be immovably-difficult to deal with. Plus Doze-n Eggs.
- Trace can get into Biscuit's oven and wait while Biscuits guards the piece, helped by Trace from the future once he gets out the oven. The two of them have killer underbites.
- Clover's protective luck means he can flip his coin and always get Quarter's side up. Clover can easily get into position with his small size, figdety moves and luck, and then Quarters can blast foes away. Clover can also dance up in enemies's grills in a fight and distract them, then Quarters can fire into the throng safe knowing that Clover can't be hit.
- Cans can knock enemies into various points in the future, then Fin can track them down and finish them of from a position of safety. Both are pretty nasty customers.
- Die can scout timelines specifically for death with his doll, and Stitch can put the information to use to repair mannequins. Both are handy with a pin.
- Crowbar is the field leader of the Felt, and can do with a bodyguard, ala Sawbuck. Sawbuck can take Crowbar anywhere, and then Crowbar can reel in any carnage he finds. The most handsome and ugly Felt member provide a nice contrast.

More than you ever wanted to know about the Felt. Not that this was ever put to use.

>>82204692
No, Jade would just be a really high strung mother who alternates between watching her baby sleep because she's terrified and being aloof and depressed

>>82203284
Mage of Hope
Nepeta
Act 6 Vriska

>>82204803
The felt and midnight crew truly were Hussies true opus

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>>82204663
>>82204767
Hat colour pairing is a common mistake when assuming power groups, but there isn't much to it. Itchy sounds similar to stitch, Eggs and Clover both have rounded heads and eyes. Die and Crowbar, and Quarters and Cans, have a sort-of Mario and Luigi thing going on.

Refer back to the first image of the Felt, inside Spades Slick's Warchest. The first five (footmen) are paired with the last five (heavies) directly under them. Then 6 is with 9 and 7 with 10.

>>82204249
Old Rose

Dave can still get some good snark in every now and again. Rose has been reduced to "Kanaya's girlfriend" (and, conversely, Kanaya has been reduced to "Rose's girlfriend")

>>82204895
Who's worse, Rose's girlfriend or Karkat, Dave's girlfriend

>>82204892
They deserved a full adventure.

>>82204674
The Felt members are loyal to you, but have varying intelligences and degrees of emotional motivation. Fin is pretty sneaky and likes getting the jump on things. He can be lead on.

Generally the Felt will follow direct instructions to the letter, if they aren't too complex or seemingly-conflicting.

>>82204893
The colors of their hats isn't something Hussie made up, you know.

>>82204432
I wish someone would retcon Homestuck out of exstence

>>82204941
hussie invented billiards just to put the felt in his comic

>>82204970
He also wrote and directed every single movie shown on John and Jake's walls.

>>82204432
the worst part about this scenario is that I would still have Homestuck in my head and I would know how much potential it has but I wouldn't be able to do anything about it

>>82203284
Prince of Blood
Vriska
Act 6 Karkat

i'm tempted to follow in le ruseman's footsteps and do an attention-whoring liveblog of a webcomic but one i actually *haven't* read
i'll probably go with it hurts unless someone suggests something similar but less bad

>>82204803
I find it kinda of funny how back after matchsticks and quarters showed up hussie said he'd explain them since there was no chance their powers would explained in story. Then years later "hussie" explained the powers of the felt to caliborn except for quarters and cans. Making it so quarters powers have never been detailed in story.

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>>82204892
'Solutely, the Intermission was a fun, concise, well-balanced action-packed blast. It was the Problem Sleuth.2 we all want.

>>82204920
Karkat has been reduced to "manlet cuckold"

I can't believe someone reading homestuck has become the single worst thing to happen to these threads since EoA7

>>82205099
the rusecruise never ends

>>82204941
Nothing suggested it was. If anyone knows anything about snooker they'll recognise the hats.

>>82205032
Damn, now I think about it Quarter's power never was expounded upon in canon. His coin was shown as being able to summon him in exchange for Clover, but that's about it. Good thing we archive his word elsewhere. (same thing with the scale of activity in classes - we know the most active regular class is female-biased/exclusive, then a male, and vice-versa for passive, but only through twitter)

>Kankri ranted about useless shit we shouldn't care about
>this was actually a parody of Karkat and his self-hate memos
HOLY FUCK

>>82205232
Not really a parody, just showing that rambling and ranting is a Vantas genetic trait

>>82203284
Page of heart
Vriska
cloun

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>Homestuck was a huge buildup to a massive disappointment, and not worth the time in the long run
>People are willingly rereading it despite knowing it won't be satisfying at all
w h y

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>>82203284
Knight of Doom
Gamzee
Vriska

>>82205343
Everything pre A6 is fucking gold, and the A6 intermissions and Caliborn parts are solid too.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE

YOU'RE LIKE STEPHEN KING. WHEN I READ THE ENDING TO THE DARK TOWER, IT WAS LITERALLY

>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES

AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BERATE YOU FOR WANTING A SATISFYING CONCLUSION AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING INSIDE. FUCKING BELITTLING YOU FOR HAVING CURIOSITY AND SPOUTING SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW
>THE JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DESTINATION

WELL GUESS WHAT?!

YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE THAT IS WRONG! THE POINT OF A JOURNEY IS TO GET TO A DESTINATION YOU WANTED BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERTAKE THE JOURNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.

BUT GUESS WHAT?!

MY FUCKING GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE BEEN STILL DEAD BECAUSE I NEVER MADE IT TO MY FUCKING DESTINATION!

SO YES, I AM COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY GRANDFATHER DYING BECAUSE IT'S METAPHORICALLY THE SAME THING. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.

The only thing. THE ONLY FUCKING THING that makes this all better is that I only joined the bandwagon a month ago. If I had invested more time in this, I would've felt bad. Now, NOW I can just go on with my life. But I feel so bad for other people, who ARE actually invested in this.

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING FUCK I AM STILL FURIOUS!

>>82205343
For the good memories, anon.
If we could remember those days. If only we could remember.

>>82205394
Except Hivebent. I just finished re-reading Act 4 and now I'm just dreading continuing.

>>82205377
Is that fan-art or something from the comic?

>>82205408
This shit is worse that liveblogger posting

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Is Karkat a good leader or not?

Keep in mind that he created literal cancer.

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>>82205394
>Everything pre A5 is fucking gold
ftfy

>>82205343
self-flagellation

>>82205416
Hivebent's going to be WAY shorter than you remember, and isn't even that bad to begin with.

>>82204533

Okay, easy. Clover as my main power, and Quarters as my backup.

>>82203284
Why would you do this to a thread

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>>82205459
5B is literally the best part of Homestuck, even with the [o] bits.

>>82205494
I caught up with Homestuck during the Doc Scratch intermission and remember Hivebent alright. Reading it serially though? Holy shit, I enjoyed the hell out of Terezi and Dave's interaction but I think I could stomach a literal month of that. Or was it a week?

>>82205533
trolls

ruined

homestuck

>>82205533
back when these two had actual chemistry

>>82205343
I was going to reread it all before Collide but then I thought nah I don't really want to do that

Remember when Hussie said he would periodically go back and reread Homestuck just to keep it fresh in his mind? HA HA I wonder how long it's been since he did that.

>(Tavros) stays with (Vriska) and co at the end of the treasure hunt
>Instead of John, he's the Breath player to stick his hand in the juju and gain retcon powers
What would happen?

>>82205544
it was about 3 months

>>82205544
Hivebent at first was like being in a fever dream. Nobody was really certain when it would end. Was that it, would we never see the kids again? Is there going to be ANOTHER group of aliens trolling the trolls? Is it going to become cyclical like the rest of Homestuck, until we wrap back to the kids? How is Hussie going to keep track of all these characters? Spoiler alert: he doesn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-YFDV-5x8A
tauhid (co-creator of AIDS) did this album art too.

siiiick

>>82205494
This is the 4th or 5th time I've re-read the whole thing. While it does feel shorter than the first time, knowing what happens to most of the characters makes it seem like it's pointless.

>>82205533
I think Act 4 and Act 5 Act 2 are about the same in quality, but you can start to see the cracks at the seams in the latter.

>>82205394
Everything is good up until the final Jade Log.

Even Terezy Remember was a great flash and some of the trick they pulled with the retcon were fun as fuck.

the last Jade log seemed to hide that even those lost in the retcon weren't completely lost, but then Hussie failed to deliver.

Final flashes had those thing when it managed to tie up everything together and give a lot of sense to thing we didn't fully understand, making reveal that were hinted for long, but the [S]Act 7 flash didn't.

It feel like a conclusion done before wrapping things up, as if there was a good chunk of sotry missing between Collide [S]Act 7.

It's the first big flash where hussie fail to deliver and it blow that it's the last one too.

>>82205450
The leader they needed, not the one they deserved. Or is it the other way around?

>>82205408
this is why speedreadanon is 10x better than rusemaster assblaster over there

>>82205653
It's both. Vriska killed Aradia and bullied Tavros into uselessness. So, we got the shit option instead.

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>>82205645
Hussie seriously proved to be a disastrously sloppy and bad writer

Great colors, awesome locale ideas, cool use of the internet for media, absolutely nothing else fucking worthwhile

>>82205691
Because that pasta is correct

>>82205645
I disagree, I think Act 6 was when Homestuck went from KIDS AND FUN (A1-4) KIDS AND FUN and drama (A5) to KIDS AND DRAMA (A6). The alpha kids were introduced and established around the fact that there was going to be a bunch of relationship drama, and that defined almost their entire session.

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>>82205599
>Remember when Hussie said he would periodically go back and reread Homestuck just to keep it fresh in his mind?

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>>82205691
Yep I sure do enjoy seeing the same wall of text every single thread vs discussion about actual comic developments
Epic win brah

>>82205733
you are embarrassing yourself

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>>82205442
I believe its from [S] John: Explore Village

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>>82205533
I like this exchange, although it raises an issue I remember having with Act 5, in that John seemed kind of dumb and naive.

>>82205733
I really like these pictures of the eri pillow/tattoo. I have no idea why

>>82205798
it's an eri daki, somebody should have all the posts in a folder somewhere

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>>82205442
BEHOLD ROBES? Y/N

A1-4: KIDS AND FUN
A5.1: TROLLS AND DRAMA
A5.2: KIDS, TROLLS, AND DRAMA
A6: DRAMA AND DRAMA
A7: PISS AND DISAPPOINTMENT

>>82205764
F

>>82205822
BEHOLD WHAT'S UNDER ROBES?

YYY

>>82205827
some of the subacts in A6 are longer than A5.1

>>82205817
I know that's a body pillow, but there are also pictures of someone who has an eri tattoo

>>82205858
>All those comic dubs and that lets read colab
>Dave and Dirk/Bro never have Texan accents

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>>82205845
DO NOT SEXUALIZE SALAMANDERS

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>>82205798
its an eri pillow, what's not to love

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>>82205848
Yeah but we collectively gave up on differentiating them at that point due to how dumb everything was.

>>82205914
We need a happy merchant edit of Vriska. That would be the most fitting

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>>82205912
speaking of Eri

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>>82205772
He's mostly just a dope about romantic stuff, because he is adorable and pure. Other than that 5B showed him being a great friendleader (and then never again).

>>82205928
>not gamzee
rtfc

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>>82205897
>Dave and Dirk with Texan accents

>>82205934
I wish I had cool friends to do this kind of shit

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>>82205934

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>>82205934
>pumped 4 summer eri
I forgot how much this made me laugh. God bless you guys.

>>82205962
Gamzee caused a lot of things to happen, but it was less out of cunning and more out of either insanity or religion

>>82203902
HSE????????

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeHlVo__Gmk

Steve: Dave
Frank: John

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IT'S TIME

POST YOUR KILL PRIORITY TO FIX HIVEBENT

1. Vriska
2. Gamzee
3. Eridan
4. Karkat (why the fuck does he deserve to die)

Special Mention: Revive Aradia as fast as possible

>>82206027
yes?

>>82205993
>Gamzee sold potions for 420 boonies
>Vriska gave everyone AIDS for free
She's a shitty merchant.

>>82205944
here it is
the jadekat bait I was looking for

sollux and equius are the joke versions dave and dirk

>>82206061
Don't you talk shit about Sollux fuckboy

>>82205772
>JOHN, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT BEING THE SMART ONE

fucking christ, remember when homestuck was consistently this funny? Good times, man

>>82206074
sollux

>>82206056
Patron troll x patron'd kid ships are the only ships that matter.

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>>82206049
1. Tavros

Everyone else lives.

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>>82206050
are you ever going to explain the hse timeline to me

>>82206051
Oh, you mean being a literal merchant?

You do know that "happy merchant" is a joke name, right? It was around the time rageface comics were exploding in popularity outside of 4chan, and there was a trend of taking b&w reaction images with a caption (like ME GUSTA), so people tried to force this image with LE HAPPY MERCHANT or pictures of hitler with LE STRONG LEADER

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when will the shitty hating vriska meme die

>>82206126
>Gamzee is the jew
>Karkat is Hitler

HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK

>>82206146
When Vriska stops being worse than Hitler

>>82206126
why are you flaunting your meme knowledge, the meta aspect of happy merchant has long since adapted

>>82205727
>Act 6 was when Homestuck went from KIDS AND FUN (A1-4) KIDS AND FUN and drama (A5) to KIDS AND DRAMA (A6).
Disagree. It never stopped being Kids and fun, as aeven the Drama was used for fun. In the end no matter how much seriously the fanbase was taking shipping, Romance was only ever used for laugh and sillyness.

People who think Act 6 is about teenage drama seems to forget how fucking hilarious each of those silly romance were.

in the end, Homestuck was never really about romance. But about friendship.

>>82206146
when people forget about homestuck

wait HSE is still real

>>82205700
Hussie is an 11/10 ideas guy, but he seriously needs an editor

>>82206027
>>82206114
>>82206190
HSE?

I'm not good with acronyms

>>82206146
I'm expecting a 2000 character dissertation on why she isn't a garbage character on my desk within the next hour or I'm filtering your ass for being an annoying attentionwhore.

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>INTERMISSION STOPS PREMATURELY BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING "PUNCHY"

>HIVEBENT DOESN'T STOP AFTER 8352893529 MEMOS AND TWELVE CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS

>ACT 6 DOESN'T STOP AFTER 26 ACTS

>>82206205
homestuck expert

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>>82206126
>explaining a meme unironically on hsg/t
how far the mighty have fallen

daily reminder that the main goal for the beta kid's session was always defeating jack and destroying the rings

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>>82206205
the one and only

>>82206178
Because when people use the happy merchant meme they aren't referring to the jews' skills in selling stuff

>>82206049
Eridan lives, kill the three assholes

>>82206051
Wasn't Gamzee under Aranea's control when he did that?
So really it was a Serket who proved herself to be a merchant of a very high degree.

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John's retcon ability was only used to bring vriska back and make her worst.

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Here's a challenge: Go search for the shittiest fan theories you can find. Pic related.

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>>82206209
She's the 8est, anon

Didn't Hussie say that Terezi was the "Jewgish" troll on formspring?

Name cool baddies who are like Doc Scratch in other shit

>>82206299
but he got to bang rox

>>82205232
And then we have to suffer through legitimate rants about toxic masculinity post retcon
What the fuck happened in such short time

>>82206243
daily reminder that the goal of any session is to stop the king, grow as a person and create a universe.

all sessions missed one of these things respectively. the problem is that the LE narrative took centerstage and had no payoff

>>82206299
she was the worst way before that.

The Retcon stuff seems like Hussie had a great idea with spreading the oil across the comic and using it as part of english's "defeat". But then with all the pausing and fuck ups ended up just saying "fuck it. Im done I'll end it this way"

>>82206311
inb4 horrorterrors are doomed gamzee

>>82206311
>Karkat will do something cool
Now that's a shitty fan theory.

I mean
hussie likes vriska

>>82206311
http://bladekindeyewear.tumblr.com/

>>82206243
I still maintain that homestuck with act 5 entirely re-written to not include the trolls as heavily but rather leave the idea that they were previous players that created their session explained in memos, and have a similarish ending but rather Jack, after fucking the Troll's session, escapes into the newly-created scratch universe, where the 4 kids reconvene and fuck his shit up, would have been the best possible way for homestuck to have gone.

>>82206316
If you really felt that way about her you'd be able to write 2000 characters on why she's the "8est". You don't actually like her, do you?

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>>82206114
>That Vriska in a bottle
As disdainful as I am towards BKEW, I liked his theory about Tavros shrinking Vriska with GCAT powers, locking her up in a lantern, and wearing it. It was a pretty sick idea.
Maybe kind of hot too? Shit. Am I inserting as Vriska, is this a fetish of mine, I can't tell.

>>82206360
He treats (Vriska) as trash.

>>82206311
Isn't Vriska cerulean, not cobalt?

>>82206360
Hussie has shit taste when it comes to his own creation. It's like the Japs have shit taste when it comes to anime, just look at the trash that gets popular over there.

>>82205772
That always bothered me, too. It felt like Hussie had forgotten John's voice and went along with the fandom's characterization of him as the pure derp elemental to play up the contrast with Vriska even though he could be really sarcastic and pissy in the early acts.

>I would like to recommend ending HS on 8/26/20 instead of your proposed 8/26/10. What do you think?
>yikes no way! i don't think i'm really cut out for spending a lifetime on one thing as a cartoonist. even working on something more than a year is starting to push it. also a 10 year adventure would be 16,000 pages. i don't think anyone wants to read that.
What did he mean by this?

>>82206350
The retcon could have been a cool metanarrative thing but I'm legitimately at a loss trying to figure out how Hussie could have executed it worse than he did

>>82206384
there's no reason to do that
we all know she's the 8est some of you just like to be contrarian

>>82206328
He also said that Sollux is short for Solluxander

Then again he also said he wanted to marry Vriska and that became a plot point

>>82206360
Good job proving Vriska sucks.

>>82206360
Hussie also praised Zoe Quinn personally
His opinions aren't too good.

>>82206328
Someone asked if she was Jewish and he said she's Troll Jewgish.

>>82206365
>trolls ruined homestuck

sounds about right

>>82206425
Vriska would think you're a weak little poser, you know. Prove your devotion.

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>>82206416
I was about to jokingly say "have John retcon a bunch of stuff that didnt matter" but uh...

yeah.

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>>82203284
Heir of Blood
Condie
Gamzee

>>82206402
I like how you immediately invalid8 your argument by revealing you're animé trash

>>82206460
All this Katnep spamming actually caused me to start liking this ship

>>82206445
Even now the trolls still feel like they're a separate thing. The troll army took place separate from Act 6, Karkat and Kanaya's ultimate goals really didn't relate to the kids' ultimate goals and they feel out of place at the end

>>82206437
regardless of where you stand on gg (if you're autistic enough to have even kept up with that childish shit) Zoe Quinn is commendable
hussie is much smarter than anyone who's ever been to hsg (excluding hse) you should trust his judgement

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I dropped Homestuck way way back when the Earth 2 kids got introduced. Now I've picked it back up again and I'm having a blast.

I'm in Act 5.1 atm, exactly how far in to act 6 does the quality nosedive?

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>Vriska gets the best shit by being DAOOTS
>Karkat becomes a shitty cocksleeve for Dave or an eternal cuckold

Why can't he permadie
even the Sufferer died and everyone got inspired

>>82206548
you know exactly what you're doing.

act 5 act 1 is a dip in quality before it gets really good. you should enjoy the start of act 6, but then the intermissions will hit.

>>82206548
First page

>>82206502
Redux of EOA6 without the trolls present at the end where

>>82206410
>4 years off

i legit feel bad for him

>>82206562
He's literally cursed.

>>82206452
she'd also h8 me if I gave in to anon pressure
I'll show everyone how much I love her when I eventually make vriskastuck

an excerpt from /aco/

>I like to imagine that John took this moment and briefly thought to himself ‘What would Nicholas Cage do?’ The answer of course being snorting a line of coke off of Kanaya’s hot tits and going to town on that strange alien pussy.

>On some plane of existence the ghost of Rene Descartes smiles for an unrelated reason.
>Exploring new ground like this must have made him feel like Neil Armstrong or some shit
>>>/aco/514376/

>>82206523
If your point is that Hussie is smart for supporting the winning side to get back his tumblr fanbase then yeah I guess I agree with you, but that is a matter of strategy, not taste.

>>82206562
>he becomes the troll king and drops davekat like everyone wants
>gets his throne stolen by some random usurper a few years later

>>82206559
He's actually a fat arab kid.

>>82206620
I chuckled

>>82206620
>>>/aco/514376
damn so close

>>82206559
I have no idea what that's even trying to convey