Homestuck or Problem Sleuth

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>>82188095
problem soup

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And It Don't Stop

>>82188095
Problem sleuth all the way

PS vs Jack Noir

who wins and why?

jandrew edits

The intermission

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No love for Whistles?

>>82188117
>Using captured_units_in_fire_emblem.jpg

>>82188184
anon...
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000013.html
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000014.html
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000015.html

>>82188213
>Whistles will never be finished

>>82188213
>I will never get to read whistles
Its a sad little world

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Does AD seriously have all the best scenes?

>>82188373
>he hasn't read Whistles

>>82188373
I have no idea if any of these work

Hussie's old comics: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B2HHvCpCHfqVc29ZUkdXanduVXc&usp=sharing
Hussie's old essays: http://web.archive.org/web/20071211170438/http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/articles.php
Hussie's TNG edits: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKRdL2s-mw6IwLkkBPnv2dg
Barty's Brew-Ha-Ha: https://www.youtube.com/user/BartyAnderson
The time Hussie and North traded credit cards: http://thingshussiebought.tumblr.com/ , http://thingsnorthbought.tumblr.com
Trip to Olive Garden: https://web.archive.org/web/20150718102142/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12963616983/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-pasta-la
https://web.archive.org/web/20150718100939/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/13585722775/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-plmfers
Defacing Wizardology: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/79135/
Defacing First World Flight: http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/
formspring archive: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm
Birth of SBaHJ: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/85435/
Cheerfulbear wants to play a game: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24118
Hussie fighting rival comic artists: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/70618
Ryanquest: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=ryanquest
And It Don't Stop: http://anditd0ntstop.tumblr.com/
Neon Icecream Headache: http://classichussiearchive.tumblr.com/post/82455296194/so-heres-neon-ice-cream-headache-my-personal
Wizardy Herbet: http://pastebin.com/U99V3zyj, http://pastebin.com/XHFxhub9

Recommended fic list: http://pastebin.com/6qY7V2Wu

>>82188373
you can read it online someplace

like AIDS, it is short, generally underwhelming but great art

>>82188373
we posted the links to imgur galleries of whistles literally yesterday

>>82188453
>Cheerfulbear wants to play a game
lost forever?

Reminder 'Game Over' was the original Alpha Timeline, where The Universe was successfully created. Reminder that the introduction of Ideal Selves means that LITERALLY the only effect of the entire retcon was to pad out the length of time the story ran and to create Lord English, who was a product of the Retcon timeline. Reminder that The Ultimate Riddle is "What the fuck was the point of any of that ridiculous bullshit?", and the answer is always HE IS ALREADY HERE.

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Problem Sleuth provided some true sakuga.

>>82188491
https://web.archive.org/web/20160224201331/http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24118

>>82188541
what's with hussie's villians and them having skeleton jaws?

Any good davejade family fics

>>82188095
PS is more consistent, Homestuck has higher highs but also lower lows.

>>82188491
Nope
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40585720/Archive/Cheerfulbear_Play_Me/page1.htm

Best forum thread (although the art suck-off is close) and it inspired the best Homestuck character

>>82188418

Dunno about ALL the best, but her certainly has the best overall scene.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001717
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001718

>karkat wasn't a girl

>>82188561
Skeleton Jaws are fucking awesome
Why dont your villains have them

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>>82188453
nice

I wonder how Hussie responds to being called Mr. Hussie.

Even with act 6 and the ending Homestuck is way better than anything I could ever do

>>82188682
About high heels or barefoot: answer's on tumblr.

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>>82188619
ST8P

I SAID ST8P!!!!!!!!

>>82188731
It's also better than anything Hussie could do *by himself.* Visually, I mean.

>>82188661
Why don't you have one? Get on my level.

>>82188571
No because it's not canon

>>82188736
>choosing anything but barefoot

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>>82188757
>YFW IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

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>>82188638
I dunno man
Its been so long since I've read its all basically new again
AD is fucking Killing it though
>tfw the kids never posed as a team

>>82188571
I had one, but I don't have it anymore

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Awww shit. I forgot all about this artist.

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problem sleuth:
>superior story
>super characters
>good ending and epilogue
>short and sweet

homestuck:
>aradia

sorry, it's just not fair.
for problem sleuth

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What happened to this? What happened to this man? To this output and style and snappy look. It was fun. It was exciting.

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>>82188648

>>82188453
I never realized wizardly herbet was so long. how drunk should I be reading this?

>non-sburb AU

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>>82189014

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BEST GIRL

>>82189041
Very

>>82189014
A potential big source of money (readers in their teens) happened.

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>Homestuck
>Problem sleuth
The hardiest decision I've ever had to make in my life.

>>82189044
It's weird how Hussie created this amazing setting people loved and then did everything in his power to not explore it or delve into it until everyone had left the auditorium and he was left with a hole in his foot.

>>82188418
That entire hallway just fucking kills me every time I see it. Everything about it.

>>82189108
Are you kidding? PS by miles. It's a finished and healthy product that'll last forever and can be read in a single sitting.

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>>82188981
>Aradia will never sit on your face

>>82188095
homestuck
i didn't read problem sleuth

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>>82189166
it's just not fair

>>82189108
>Vriska gif
Choose Problem Sleuth. Even Vriskafags dislike her development and people don't even draw porn of her Act 7 appearance.

>>82189177
What the fuck are you doing here then?

>>82189177
"Go read Problem Sleuth" is literally how you get people into Homestuck. It's cleverer, funnier, and better all the way through, and then when you're done you need more and your only recourse is eventually going to be Homestuck.

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>>82189177

Reminder that John retconned his sister into misery

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>>82189166

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>>82188963
I somehow forgot about SkepticArcher. I'd love a picture of this caliber for Act 6.

>>82189044
God I've been looking for Calliroxy fanfiction and 90% of it is Humanstuck non-SBURB AUs like Highschoolstuck or the distressingly popular Cancerwardstuck. Fucking wimps can't take a green skeleton girl so they just steal her general persona for bland lesbian hijinks and miss such a massive chunk of her appeal.

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>>82186638
>100 years later
hope you're still in the thread

Callie in cute lingerie is up next

>>82189166
>Aradia will never step on you
>Aradia will never judge you as you take off her foot wraps

>>82189229
unless you're a ruseman liveblogger that is

>>82189041
it's not finished either
it ends right before the climax
just like Homestuck

>>82189253
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that wouldn't make tender love to a cute green girl with a skull head

>>82189242
Yeah but John also retconned it so that his best bro will have a blushing virgin bride

>>82189259
Cute!

>>82189259
Cute.

Fuck, we really needed a final walkaround, with words in it and everything. There were too many character interactions which NEVER ONCE surfaced, and some seem kind of important (not this one but it would have been cute as hell regardless).

>>82189166
>>82189205
>>82189243

Hang on, gotta re-read Aradia portions of Strip Pokerstuck. For reasons.

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>>82189313

>>82189242
technically it was terezi that fucked over jade

>>82189360
aaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82189360
S T O P

>>82189347
>a walkaround

We need a scratchlike photo, one central hub where a bunch of updates happen
A walkaround is good for conversations but it can't necessarily convey some stuff

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>>82189085
I drew her with Fiesta Ace Dick the other day. She's really fuckin' hard to draw, though.

>>82189259
How adorable!

And just confirming that you mean Calliope, not Callie Ohpeee. I know who requested it and he worries he misspoke.

>>82189313
The fools.

Oh yeah, the whole "Queen was King/King was Queen" from Calliope and Caliborn's chess game also went nowhere.

>>82189313
>that wouldn't make tender love to a cute green girl with a skull head
Yeah, imagine getting head now.

>>82189044
Does AO3 have anti-tags? Like ways to filter out all the davekat?

>>82189420
I imagine it EVERY evening at 9:45pm

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>>82189391
hmm?

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>>82189420
Have you SEEN her tongue?

>>82189253
>that one cute roxiope dirkborn yoghurt shop AU that devolved into sadstuck with the alpha kids dying/being horribly disabled by car crashes

>>82189446
this won't end good, isn't it?

>>82189446
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82189446
I just started the callie lingerie request, this is the worst

>>82189478
it ends with her jaw getting bitten off and graphically screaming

>>82189498
can you scream without a lower jaw?
I feel like it'd just be gurgling and guttural noises

>>82189446
She's about to bite her jaw off, isn't i- >>82189498
FUCK

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>>82189259
thats fucking kawaii

>>82189516
That's what they mean by graphically screaming

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>>82189525
don't be so brash

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Do you think John is ripped as hell or does his gaudy as fuck mangrit manifest in some other way? They all look like twiggy teens still, but at this point John is mightier than Dad, and Dad recently knocked a building over whilst armed with a cake, mind you.

I am trying to measure his canonical physical attractiveness and might, and reconcile it with his actual appearance and it's hard.

>>82189472
Is that how that ended? I read it for a while and then stopped keeping up with it.

>>82189259
it's so cute i'm gonna throw up

so what jobs would they have?
assuming the MAYOR would want the kids and trolls to be cogs in his perfect utopian society

>>82189546
mangrit comes from within

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>>82189543
STOP

>>82189472
>yog-hurt

>>82189543
IT'S HAPPENING
AND IT DON'T STOP

>>82189407
Nah requester is getting 11 units old green skull girl in panties and bra

Does he want any specific lingerie?

This is what happens when you support davekat you fuckers, you brought this upon us all

>>82189546
does anyone have pictures of fridgejohn

>Equius is 1/4 of the series' ultimate villain
He was relevant after all

>>82189485
Hey for the metastuck request
http://metastuck.tumblr.com/
Hsg is the ginger with the green coat, mspa is the other dude with glasses
And the 100% canon flared change
https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared

>>82189593
>callieroxy having anything to do with davekat
What

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>>82189574
>>82189580
stop being so loud, you'll drown out the screams

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>>82189601

>>82189601
Does anyone have those doodles Hussie did of a nude bara John with his dick out?

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>>82189416
It seems so.

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Homestuck. Yes, even though Hussie wrote himself into the corner and rushed everything act 6 and 7. It started to go downhill when Rose destroyed her gate, but that spiral downward only became apparent full-force a little before doc Scratch took over Homestuck

>>82189610
I don't know why I expected anything other than a giant dildo as his weapon. Thanks for the ref

>>82189621
Shit brings forth shit.

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>>82189543
Please don't

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>>82189634
there is no god

>>82189671
Not so much his weapon so much as its the only canon merch Hsg owns and can leave for MSPA's grave.
Do you know the story about how we got that dick canon?

I like Toby's Homestuck stuff more than the Undertale OST

>>82189634
there is only way down from here

i'm ready

>>82189665
The precise moment Homestuck went to shit is when the narrative stopped being commands ==> you are the character doing things
prove me wrong

>>82189472
God, I read some of that like 5 years ago but the focus was too heavy on Dirk/Caliborn. I can only tolerate that if Calliope and Caliborn are still cherubs sharing a body and Roxy and Dirk have to trade them off for dates because that's just inherently amusing.

The best Calliroxy fic I've found while trawling for them was http://archiveofourown.org/works/1808827/chapters/3881386 . It reconciles the grandness of cherub mating with her having a tender domestic homelife with Roxy really, really well.

>>82189592
Spectacular. He doesn't, but knowing his tastes I'm going to recommend a short mesh nightgown (with the bow on it) and some cute panties visible underneath. You're the absolute tops.

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>>82189707
this anon I like

Homestuck should have ended like It.

It would've been very fitting.

>>82189701
No, tell me metastuck stories while I draw, anon

>>82189727
Alright, I think he'll like what I'm doin with it then

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>>82189416
RED HERRINGS
SWIM THROUGH
MY VEINS.

omg I forgot about the ghosts meme

I like Homestuck, but Problem Sleuth will always be superior.

>>82189437
It doesn't matter. There's fuckall for good fics on AO3. I haven't found any good davejade lewds besides CG's stuff

>>82189636
no i mean the john that was the size of a fridge
the artist shipped john/rose like hardcore

>>82189708
when was that? When the suggestion box closed?

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>>82189728
hot

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>>82189665
Yeah sounds about right

I remember it going nowhere with Rose destroying her gate being my first sign that he had no idea what he was doing

Rose, essentially doing endless 3 point turns on the same icy hill for the entire goddamn 7 years

Anyone have that "How to rape Jade cosplayer as Dave" tutorial pic

>>82189792
saccharine scorpion or whoever, yeah

Her John was an enormous bara and her Rose was a super curvy chick with massive child bearing hips

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>>82189796
you're sick

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>>82189812

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>>82189747
Well not metastuck persay, but we are/were hsg so whateves.
Basically we all pitched in and sent Hussie the flared chance, a candy corn colored dildo, some tab, and a copy of the shitty wolf head as a gift through a cutout IPGD[/psoiler]
He acknowledged getting the items and then in Openbound, there was a bit with horuss where he was holding the Chance, drawn by one of our old drawfriend regulars, Chaz.
There were also ads for Bad dragon on MSPA using the Chance when openbound first dropped, I don't have it saved though.

Metastuck first cam about during the pause for cascade as hilarious as that is in retrospect.

Literally read through problem sleuth yesterday.
>tfw "the world is real"

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Degenerates.

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>>82189836
so cute

>>82189749
I was so proud of him when he drew that circle

>>82189749
Every single line of Caliborn is pure gold.

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>>82189866

>>82189836
SO DOES THE ANON STILL WANT HEAD FROM HER

>>82189843
it's kind of sad how reliable this is

davejade fans, especially young ones, are the most vanilla and boring people on the planet and would do anything to make their gushy shy virgin smutfic a reality

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>>82189861
Here's the photographic proof. IPGD deleted the original post so I don't have the box with wrapping paper.

>>82189904
Again, have you SEEN her TONGUE

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You know what I thought was gonna be the cop out ending but still better than what we got

I thought that dead Calliope, as a Godmuse of Space, was going to do something with John's narrative powers from the time juju in order to like, legitimize every timeline as its own Alpha

Like basically turn paradox space into even more of a paradox with Muse powers making it so that Caliborn dooming timelines couldn't happen anymore, since I assumed that was the entire problem, he was forcing entire timelines into doomed ones

And making everything Alpha would mean everyone gets to write their own Homestucks forever and they count, or something lame, since Calliope was a MUSE

Instead we just get this bleak unexplained void ending

>>82189861
didn't we also send him some canned ham
as a reference to an inappropriate time for ham

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i need more sfw lewd trolls

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>>82189028

>>82189942
What's the thing in front of the candy corn dildo?

>>82189908
You sound like you speak from experience anon

>>82189942
I forgot about the candy
Do you have the BD ads from openbound?

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>>82189843
>>82189908
Does this actually work? How desperate are the girls? How many times do you think you'd strike out?
Asking for a friend

>>82188125
Objectively correct

>>82189953
just go to /aco/ and get nsfw trolls

>>82189963
Pump for the fake cum I assume

>>82189971
If you have to ask

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>>82189963
Cum lube injector, I think

>>82189967
Here you go

>>82189843
I remember when this was posted in a /v/ thread and they all shut up when they realized that they could get cosplayer poon

>>82189843
You don't even have to take it into date rape territory with drugs

Finding people to have consensual sober sex with at cons is piss easy

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>>82188095
I wasn't aware that there was a debate about Problem Sleuth's superiority.

>>82189985
but i want more CUTE and semilewd trolls
i don't want smut

>>82189953
i need more lewd nb

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>>82190008

>>82189942
does anyone actually use dildos that big recreationally

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>>82190006
holy shit Hussie had the fucking LIFE bled from him

shit is chilling

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>>82189996
Absolutely Delightful

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>>82190028

>>82190028
you use the internet. you already know the answer

>>82190041
>tfw doodleanon deleted

>>82190012
http://rose-anon.tumblr.com/post/142564403242/misc-requests/
Drew this the other day.

>>82190028
Probably extreme fetishists, otherwise I think it's just used for... extreme fetish videos.

>>82189971
I've read some pretty crazy stories here, can't remember any off the top of my head.

Anyone got any good ones?

>>82189993
>If you have to ask
ask what? i've never been to a con

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>>82190038
Why are freckles always associated with the quirky type.

Terezi has a tendency to be drawn with them, at least human versions of her.

>>82189665
>>82189802
Are you kidding? Rose destroying her gate was a perfect for her character arc. It distilled all her problems with authority into one single act.

The problem was that Hussie forgot to actually resolve all that.

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>tfw I can't find any metastuck caps
FUCK

>>82190041
>tfw all the old stuff of Rose getting destroyed by John's monstrous cock
>tfw none of it for Roxy

Is Jane pleasantly thick or does she have stretchmarks and rolls?

>>82190114
Pleasantly thick with stretch marks but no rolls.

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>>82189866
Fucking straights

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>>82190114
She is at best/worst slightly chubbier than Roxy.

>collide STILL, FUCKING STILL HAS MORE VIEWS than act 7

>>82189945
Caliborn didn't make doomed timelines, that was the horrorterrors.

I have a confession. I fapped to Ovipositive at least once a week for most of 2012.

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>>82190031
turn around, turn around, turn around and he's a grown man

>>82190138
good

>>82190146
good

>>82190083
>The problem was that Hussie forgot to actually resolve all that.

that's what we're saying yeah

>>82190104
Roxy getting bigdicked just isn't as hot.
Rose was more composed, her getting her panties dropped and turned into a huge moaning cockslut is just way hotter.

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>>82190093
this is all i got

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>>82190146
same

>>82190140
I liked the idea of Lord English being a garbage collector for paradox space, someone who clears out all the detritus left behind by the horrorterrors, and who was necessary to maintain a healthy balance

then that idea went out the window

>>82190203
This

Homestuck fucked me up and made me want to abuse Rose mentally, physically, sexually. I want to hurt Rose.

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Hachimachi

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Fuck!!

This is the easiest decision possible! I love Problem Sleuth so much I'm literally making fancomics for it

>>82189945
I thought that ultimate self stuff was going to be important.

Like, I expected the kids, as a result of their time in the house juju, to have merged into one gestalt being that contained all of their ultimate selves. This would be the glitch in spacetime that allowed them to beat LE, since beings like that aren't supposed to exist. It would also have the bonus of being kind of reminiscent of the Gnostic Monad. Remember when Homestuck had Gnostic overtones?

If executed well, that MIGHT have been able to redeem Homestuck. But it didn't happen.

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Uh

I suppose Caliborn would unironically like this?

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>>82190233
Oh Jeeze

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>>82190203
Composed characters getting turned into quivering cumsluts is just so satisfying. I like seeing it done to Dave too.

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>>82189656
Christ, I forgot what a tedious chore it was to read a lot of HS because of some of the trolls' way of typing.

>>82190146
Here's my confession: I never fapped to Ovipositive because I flat-out don't give a shit about eggs unless they're being served to me on a plate. It had exceptionally pretty scenery, though.

>>82190256
Those doors seem distinctive somehow. Any inspiration?

I like the UI

It kills me inside that Hussie had so many fans and through biting off more than he could chew and trying to make the game before finishing the comic he lost most of his audience and blew his chances at creating a successful franchise

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>>82190273

They're designs Space Station 13, likely what you're recognizing them from.

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Anyone have the picture Chaz drew of Jane and Roxy's pillow fight?

At least I'm pretty sure she drew one.

>>82190272
The part where Rose took her shoes off even gave me a boner. And I don't like feet that much! Or didn't at the time...

>>82190283
"Designs from", I meant to write.

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>>82190093
Finally some metastuck

>>82190283
ah yes.

I used to play librarian a lot. nobody really bothers the librarian. are you hosting this anywhere? that is some smooth animation for doors at least

>>82190281
I think it's for the best that Homestuck doesn't become a franchise because I'm sick of it already

but it doesn't look like that's going to stop him from doing it anyway

>>82190272
I've always found that hentai thing where a spider or alien or whatever lays eggs in a girl to be amazingly hot

I have no idea why and I realize that this makes me no better than a vore fetishist

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>>82190307

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>>82190261
I do. It would have been amazing and I expected it yeah. I thought that at the end, at the LEAST the 4 kids would achieve some sort of unified ultimate reflection of Caliborn's use of the juju, by becoming the impossible amalgamate of their every self across all of paradox space, collapsed like a black hole into a single Ultimate Self who is essentially a GodtierSprite^99999 kind of shit. Allow them to achieve something truly profound and then deliver some kind of peace for the dead and the doomed. Something cool to connect back to the readers.

Instead it was just nothingness.

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>>82190310
I hope the other animations are smooth too! Thanks though. It's over at http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/post/126217742172/

>>82190313
He could've made MSPA in general a franchise if he'd played his cards right. Finished Homestuck and moved on to another adventure with an audience already built in.

>>82190344
oh man yeah that is nice. I'll be sure to keep an eye on this

>>82189749

Why is the best character Caliborn, and why is Caliborn the best character?

Also, just going to point out, that LE is not done. Since the new Universe touches upon Paradox Space, all that means is that he needs to summon his CAIRO OVERCOAT or use his Lord of Time powers to accelerate the Hawking decay of the black hole and he can come fuck shit up in the new Universe.

>>82190233
Exactly.
Roxy's been a cock-hungry girl from the beginning, Jane's entire character was wanting to get laid, and Jade just seems like she'd be happy and loved.
But Rose? Rose is aloof, a tease. The kind you want to shove into the ground and smack in the most sexual of ways.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE

YOU'RE LIKE STEPHEN KING. WHEN I READ THE ENDING TO THE DARK TOWER, IT WAS LITERALLY

>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES

AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BERATE YOU FOR WANTING A SATISFYING CONCLUSION AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING INSIDE. FUCKING BELITTLING YOU FOR HAVING CURIOSITY AND SPOUTING SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW
>THE JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DESTINATION

WELL GUESS WHAT?!

YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE THAT IS WRONG! THE POINT OF A JOURNEY IS TO GET TO A DESTINATION YOU WANTED BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERTAKE THE JOURNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.

BUT GUESS WHAT?!

MY FUCKING GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE BEEN STILL DEAD BECAUSE I NEVER MADE IT TO MY FUCKING DESTINATION!

SO YES, I AM COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY GRANDFATHER DYING BECAUSE IT'S METAPHORICALLY THE SAME THING. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.

The only thing. THE ONLY FUCKING THING that makes this all better is that I only joined the bandwagon a month ago. If I had invested more time in this, I would've felt bad. Now, NOW I can just go on with my life. But I feel so bad for other people, who ARE actually invested in this.

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING FUCK I AM STILL FURIOUS!

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>>82190335
Oh yeah the denizen was the wworm

>>82190271
Didn't Hussie say that was the point? Like, he wanted to think of a leetspeak so annoying yet technically legible.

>>82190264
That's gay as fuck

Caliborn would love it

>>82190413
>TWAS MERELY AN ACT

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what about shitty shipping charts

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>>82190413
Just because it was intended, that doesn't make it good!

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>>82190407
>tfw mspa is daaots
>tfw tumblr gave up
>tfw DA is MIA

>>82189843
I love how this boils down to "make sure they aren't sober". Fuck is wrong with you?

>>82189656
That wasn't any kind of foreshadowing, it was just a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff refeence

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>>82190432
It's like a circuit board.

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>>82190432

>>82190028
You ever see that video of a dude sitting on a dildo so big you could literally see it moving through his torso?

No seriously, have you? I've been meaning to watch it again.

>>82190470
Wouldn't it have been cool if it was BOTH?

>>82190474
>>82190480
Thank god I'm not the only one who hates rosemary

>>82190493
How can somebody use a dildo this many times larger than a soda can/average dick and not get hurt?

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>>82190432

>>82190466
I didn't write that you idiot.

>>82190493
N-No, I haven't seen that...

>>82190519
is that you speedread

>>82190496
No, because Angels and Cherubs are not related. The Lord of All Angels was Eridan not understanding his planet's lore about himself, like how John's consorts had epithets for him.

>>82190504
i just hate anything to do with rose desu

>>82190429
>>82190456
I don't recall saying it was, I was just trying to remember if that was the case.

>>82190474
wow man what do you have against karkat

>>82190519
no straight lines and right angles, 0/10

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>>82190008

>>82190413
And then it bit him in the arse when he got tired of writing character like Nepeta and Feferi so he killed them off.

>>82190364
Rose has a smile you want to slap off her face. With your penis.

>>82190126
>H1 JOHN

Everytime

>>82190480
your otp is a crackship based on sharing the same aspect?

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>>82190474

SO EVERYONE.

TROLL BLOWJOBS.

HOW WOULD THEY FEEL LIKE?

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>>82190593
yes

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>>82190008

>>82190593
Their interactions were sweet.

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>>82190008

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>>82190582
Terezi was too cool as an evil sly funny asshole like she was in conception before she got her face smeared across the pavement in years of narrative road rash

>>82190595
It just occurred to me that Dirk and Equius would've been perfect for each other

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Help, I can't stop thinking about how much I want to kiss Aradia.

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>>82190597
sharp

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>>82190462
Man I miss metasutck, was there ever an attempt to flesh out their adventure?

>>82190595
>two OTPs
sorry you have to put the davekat back
don't want to spoil your dinner

>>82190593
Better rapport and more in common than Davekat

>>82190578
And I'm gonna!

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>>82190623
But she wasn't evil. She just tended to naively go over the top.

>>82190597
Chitinous.

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>>82190634
Indeed.

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>>82190622
Feferi was top fucking titty

to hell with the rest

>>82190543
>Angels and Cherubs are not related
Which was a wasted opportunity. Why not have them be related if cherubs are so important in the end?

>>82190640
Good thing best troll has flat teeth.

>>82190690
Because Hussie is a hack

Homestuck would've been a better story without the trolls but trolls provided so much fap fodder over the years that I almost don't care

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>>82190659
>Being a Terezi apologist

>>82190726
>on the new earth, people will pray to Dog, the one true god

>>82190645
>>82190620
is it just me or didn't they just have the one pesterlog where aradia played the role of exposition fairy for him

>>82190744
that pic made me remember being excited for the trolls

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>>82190744
Don't you just love her?

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>>82190432
:^)

>>82190762
That was it but that's all it takes, they were cute together for an extended scene together

>>82190744
isn't it lame how terezi lost her entire edge once vriska took over her role
y'all remember that fanart of terezi getting beaten and brutalized by the kids

>>82190744
At that point, the trolls thought the kids were evil and responsible for letting Bec loose on them.

>>82190803
They can literally see the future
Its there own fault for being retarded bloodthirsty assholes

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>>82190659
Man in her Act 4 self she was pretty goddamn carefree evil, if it had kept being just her and Vriska had never existed she would have been a really neat semi-antagonist

Hussie had something great going with the one-two running between the 4 kids and 4 trolls with the carapaces binding them through the narrative of the story and I have no fucking idea why he thought he needed to add anyone else

>>82190790
>not drawing red lines for every sollux ship
KIL
URSELF

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>>82190817
>They can literally see the future
>literally see
>terezi

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>>82190836
Lick the future whatever fucboi

>>82190790
wow what the fuck do you have against pincers

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>>82190638
i wanna fuck her silly

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>>82186644
>>82189727
I have a feeling you're gone by now, but I finished your friend's request I feel unclean

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>>82190887
d'aaawwwww'

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>>82190887
Wonderful!

>>82190887
my vision of callie will always be tainted because of that one roxy/callie comic

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>>82190891
Due to the format UT has been cooling down though. Except in Japan where it seems to have been gaining momentum as of late? Was there a fan translation or something?

>>82190887
Draw Caliborn in the same outfit

>>82190887
Requester here, she's beautiful and adorable. You did a stellar job.

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>>82190690
I'm probably reading too much into this but that may not be ENTIRELY true.

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>>82190921
I know, just draw or save as much cute shit as possible to fix it ;_;

>>82190973
yeah I think the game got translated though there were nico people who recorded and translated their playthroughs already

>>82190891
Andrew was born in 1959

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>>82190887
Oh my goshhhh she came out adorably

>>82190921
Here's a cute one to wash the taste out

>>82191002
Yesssss

I want some humanized Midnight Crew.

I want some sexy humanized Midnight Crew.

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Less Homosuck, more SLEUTH DIPLOMACY

>>82190910
those chubby rainbow thighs hng

>>82191042
Nah, Hussie is actually the god Loki in disguise. The irony kept him young over the ages, but right now it is faltering.

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>>82191073

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Man I forgot about this page completely

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>>82191075
this was the very first PS panel i ever saw
it was one hell of an introduction

>>82191114
more like
>caliborn's dick pics

>>82191140
I literally made this exact same post like a week ago

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>>82190432

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I miss Best Ship.

>>82191140
Don't use the link to Beaton's old site under it, it goes to viruses and shit now. Thanks, Hussie.