Homestuck

>Since they won the game and all of them were shown out of godtier is it safe to assume that they're no longer immortal

What?
Angel, clothes don't make you immortal.

>>82179079
they're just the outfits. we've seen vriska go in and out of god tier outfit before, not to mention rose on the meteor

>>82179103
yeah but they could just be normal humans now that they beat the game/ exited it according to some theories

>>82179079
The clothes are removable, look at Vriska. We know they put back on the clothes when they fight Caliborn.

>>82179165
wasn't it stated outright at one point that you go on to rule over your universe as gods?

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>>82179165
Yeah and according to some theories davekat is canon. "Theories" don't give anything weight. A stupid idea is a stupid idea. BKEW should have taught you that by now.

>>82179220
it was the only thing i could come up with for a thread that the mods would allow

Does anyone have that picture of eri's feet wwalking into the thread?

Angel, god tiers can go around in normal clothes, like meenah and vriska for example,

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Thanks for the advice friends, I'm pleased with how this is turning out.

what was the tumblr of that anon that would explain classpects here?

>>82179179
>>82179079

It seems we have twins, congratulations

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>>82179341
We came first

>>82179165
Jade still looks like an anthro dog, so...
And they were never immortal. They just get resurrected whenever they don't meet either of 2 criteria.

>>82179403
Yeah but don't forget aging.
They'll outlive Karkat by quite a while.

>>82179393
actually im pretty sure i fucked up and completely missed the other thread
I saw another thread get pruned immediately and figured

>>82179165
The idea is that if you win the game, your session's players are the gods of the new universe right?

It'd be pretty silly if your powers were connected to your clothing.

>>82179079
But can John still retcon?

>>82179393
if grubs could do that then 50% of troll food wouldn't be made out of them

>>82179436
i just meant that it wasn't suspicious that non one was shown with godtier clothing or using powers to float in the final glimpes is all, i know the clothing doesnt do anything besides clean itself

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>>82179468
Most adult trolls never see grubs

>>82179425
We don't know how long mutant bloods live. Hussie could pull some shit out of his ass and say they live forever.

>>82179393
>sqeak

>>82179471
Perhaps it is because they are finally out of the incipisphere? Game rules no longer apply?

>>82179516
Pretty sure he said Karkat wouldn't live too long, just like Aradia normally wouldn't.
Sorry dude, Karkat's lifespan is short, just like him.

>>82179537
sqeak is very common in comics like that for some reason

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jade

>>82179549
Only we have seen powers work out of the incipisphere.

really though, how has that eri shoes picture
i need it for things
first person to post it gets a quick doodle of their choice

>>82179592
You think she's gonna use that red piece of string as a wedding ring?

>>82179506
I wasn't prepared for these Aww's.

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What was Kanaya's arc about again?
Did she even have an arc?

Didn't Karkat say sburb winners get to become gods in the new universe they made? Maybe the game was graceful and gave the refugee trolls honorary godhood for entering through the door.

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>>82179656
This artist was a pedophile who was sexually excited by baby-related gore.

>>82179079
They are the gods of this new world, why wouldn't they stay immortal?

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>>82179425
>>82179552
Try again.

>>82179699
Because people want Karkat to live the same lifespan so he can continue to watch himself be cucked by Jade

>>82179670
Becoming a vampire? Hatching the Matriorb? Uh... Well, she was red for Vriska once, uh...
.
...

I got nothing.

>>82179717
>this desperate reaching
It's funny how they're trying so hard to find a way to make davekat last that they're just coming up with bullshit

>>82179670
>I am a nice and somewhat naive troll
>I am a vampire
>I am a lesbian and maybe still a vampire it's unlear
>I am meant to revive the troll race in this new dimension we're building that is absolutely not made for trolls

>>82179770
How is that any less bullshit than Roxy pulling the matriorb out of her void? At least she's seen quest beds before.

>>82179717
>not dreamselves
If you can make up arbitrary rules to try and push your shitty last minute ship, so can I.
No dreamselves = no god tier.

>>82179808
Jake wasn't a dream self when he ascended. His dream self was killed via peanut allergy. Jane's was also killed.
Read the fucking comic.

>>82179691
But for what purpose? :^v

>>82179806
The biggest question of all about Aradia is...
Can she steal Alternia out from nothing for the Trolls?

>>82179670
learning to let go?
of her red for vriska
of her pacifist tendencies when necessary
of her habit of trying to do everything herself in silence
of always trying to do the right thing and be the right person

i think

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>>82179717
yeah like that

>>82179808
sacrificial slabs man
jake, jane, aradia etc

>>82179728
>>82179770
It's funny that this is really the only reason they're doing it.

>>82179857
ROXY. I mean Roxy. Why the fuck did I type Aradia?

>>82179792
yes that one perf

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>>82179893
>Why the fuck did I type Aradia
we all know why

>>82179670
>Was a helpful but fussy meddler
>Screwed up communication with Vriska
>Lost the matriorb, died
>Came back as a vampire, kicked a few asses
>Blood addiction mentioned, quickly dropped
>Dated Rose, sat around for 3 years watching her girlfriend become an alcoholic
>Sat around some more until Rose's teen-mom made another Matriorb
>Presumably raising the new trolls in the epilogue
That's it. Did I miss anything?

>>82179670
She didn't really learn as a person aside from maybe "don't be so quick to judge a person" with the whole rose thing. Went from thinking she was great to thinking she was an idiot to thinking she was great to being in love with her to having problems with her drinking to things being just fine.

She was always kind of levelheaded so she didn't grow as a character since she was already mature. Maybe her personal arc is learning to meddle less and just plain be more useful. From pale to red in the love department too.

>>82179922
you missed the bit where she boned scratch

>>82179838
>>82179877
>none of them playing the game anymore

Roxy could void quest slabs into being, but they may not work outside of sburb

>>82179922
...Question: Why the everloving FUCK didn't she auspistice for Terezi and Gamzee?

>>82179883
Kanaya and Terezi will live a super long time anyway, it's literally only done for Karkat because gotta have our yaois

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so were those abstract grubs or some kind of bugs sollux used to power his shit?

also bumping this question >>82179329

>>82180000
they were physical copies of programs/games I believe

>>82179883
I'd want it to happen for god tier callie and TZ

It'd be absolutely impossible for Dad and the carapace, since they didn't enter a session, right? I want god tier Dad.

>>82179989
by the time her suspicions were confirmed it was too late

>>82179986
An egg is a bit easier to spawn than some skaian complicated godlike bullshit. A key part of the trolls were how big of failures they are. And fuck that, they should remain it.

>>82179986
They just have to kill Karkat on it to see if it works or not. If it doesn't Literally Who can use her powers to revive him.

>>82179893
Aradia/Roxy when?

well it'd be pretty fucking stupid if after being told multiple times that you get to become the gods of a new universe, the game then takes away your god tiers and drops you into the new universe with nothing

>>82180052
>If it doesn't Literally Who can use her powers to revive him.

NOPE

he got his one revive

>>82180035
Calliope is part of a race of interstellar snake angels. Pretty sure she'll live a super long time without god tier anyway.

>>82180081
No he didn't. That was pre-retcon Karkat

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>>82180067
tell that to dipshits on AO3 who keep writing that

I wish I was good at art. Homestuck has given me so many ideas for my own stories, but just writing them down doesn't feel right.

>>82180035
What would be Dad's classpect?

>>82180000
They're literal biotech insects, I believe.

>>82180035
What's Dad's god tier, anyway? Fan of Pipes?

>>82179998
>>82180088
Who cares about "a super long time" when your friends are immortal though?

Their "long" lifespans don't matter because that won't seem like any time at all to a group that lives forever.

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>>82180104
But don't you like my Davekat post-Sburb highschool AU fic?

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Looking back, Cascade would've been so much better if it had happened as depicted on the beta album art.

Never forget.

Did Jane have a character arc? She was just kind of brushed off to the side and learned jack shit from what I remember.

Ok, I know I'm repeating myself here, but this is why I think Act 7 was so disappointing.
Homestuck used to be about SBURB. Between Act 5 and early Act 6 it became a story about interpersonal relationships/conflict as well as personal growth, as SBURB faded into the background.
And that coud have been fine! No, really. It could have been.
But there ended up being no resolution and no payoff to the new interpersonal aspects of the story, new aspects that had been built up for all of A5A1 and most of Act 6 (literally the second half of HS).
Because in the very last moments Hussie swapped back to the ending he presumably had in mind at the start. And this ending was meant for a story about SBURB, for Acts 1-4 Homestuck. Not for Acts 5-6 Homestuck.
Suddenly, the comic violently drops back to its root: beating the game, beating the villain, getting the reward. It casually ignores everything brought up between Hivebent and Game Over.
And this makes A5A1 and late Act 6 painful to read or even think about as a consequence. They had hijacked the story, abruptly altered its tone.
Interpersonal conflict, without identity crises, romatic drama, serious looks at abusive relationships, redemption arcs, character insecurities. We loved these things, we hated them, and now they didn't even matter in the first place, because apparently, zll that mattered in the end was the main villain being defeated, the game being won, a new universe being created, and characters living happily ever after.
Everything feels like a colossal waste of time. That's why we're all so pissed off.

Y/N?

>>82180138
Oh yeah, Rose is going to want to kill herself watching Kanaya grow old.

Unless Kanaya is immortal somehow.

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>Map update when?

>>82180191
She is
Provided she feeds off babies

>>82180159
You need to be a character in the first place before you can have an arc.

>>82180191
>Unless Kanaya is immortal somehow.

Does being a vampire do that? I forget.

>>82180201
>Kanaya: Dave, I'm gonna eat your babies.

>>82180108
practice!

>>82180159
her character arc is basically "Roxy is really cool for putting up with her fat bitch ass"

>>82180223
>whenever kanaya babysits the kids come back looking weirdly pale

>>82180158
>John and Dave fighting against a high as fuck Mindfang
I agree.

>>82180159
She got mind controlled and never got a personality back after.

>>82180223
>"i'm gonna eat your babies"

Why doesn't she just ask roxy to make blood appear

>>82180256
I thought this was terrible at first
But reflecting on it, look again. Jade's doing an amy pond cosplay

>>82180121
the MAN of GRIT

>>82180158
John's horrified look and Dave's shrug make this.

>>82179670
Learning to not enable sociopaths. It got really muddied in Act 6 but what else is new?

>>82180121
>>82180123
fedorafreak turned out to be Gent of Piss, but that was a joke.

We need more godtier Dad discussion here.

>>82180317
This guy gets it.

>>82180179
I heavily agree on the "Act 5.2 and Act 6 feel like a fucking waste of time since its mostly ignored"

It's a real damn shame the comic couldn't support all the threads it picked up along its run. Homestuck is a series of really interesting fun ideas in a great setting that slowly picks up more and more ideas and collapses under its own weight.

>>82180258
not the guy but this is rad

>>82179670
She doesn't have one

>>82180258
thanks boss

Hussie should have done the Midnight Crew adventure.

The final boss still would have been Lord English!

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whats this image trying to convey?

>>82180362
>support all
It could barely support any. You could eliminate the trolls from Act 7 and not much would change. In the end it was "kids make a new universe populated by characters from as early as Act 2, the end"
In the end, we basically got a straightforward session end.

Did the two fics about strip poker really need to be 200k words long? Talk about wearing an idea out. Why do I subject myself to these things?

>>82180422
Karkat is a pervert you ninny.

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>>82180422
jade has full lips and apparently a fat ass

>>82180422
a boner

he got one

>>82180485
That was the plan

>>82180351
>godteir dad
dad of shits
guide of kins
(over)seer of (baked)goods

>>82180422
Karkat knows where it's at.
Or rather this iteration of Karkat who died in Game Over knew where it was at.

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>>82180455
>200k
you're joking right?

>>82180528
Dad of Kids

>>82180422
Karkat has a self-cest kink.
Which is why him and Dave are a good match. Dave can spawn a timeclone and fuck himself while Karkat watches. That is the only real time he will be a cuck.
That or he can fuck one Dave while getting fucked by the other. 10/10

>>82180528
Fan of Pipes

Man of Biz

Maid of Cake

Why can't Roxy use her void powers to bring back the dead trolls?

>>82180422
That old Karkat was far better than post-Retcon Karkat
But all post-retcon characters are worse

>>82180641
Because Hussie is a hack.

That answer works for so many questions.

>>82180548
Why

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>>82180641
glub glub SHRUG

What was the point of retconning Karkat and Terezi's relationship, again?

It looked like they were getting back together before Gamzee went all murder again. Why tease us like that?

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Did Hussie have a character arc despite being a real person?

>>82180691
No. Much like his work, it was bright and promising and went nowhere.

>>82180681
Davekat brings in the fujoshi $$$

>>82180681
Because don't you like Davekat anon? Especially when it goes nowhere?

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>>82180641
Why doesn't Roxy just steal the concept of Lord English being dead and give it to him

>>82180670
Claim a Roxy. Rogue of Rage Roxy here.

>>82180681
>It looked like they were getting back together before Gamzee went all murder again.
They weren't. She dated Dave and Gamzee because she lost interest in him. It was never going to be a thing again.

>>82180691
if him finally not being one-track-minded on vriska finally by focusing his attention to lord english coming counts
he was more a of joke character than one to be developed

>>82180691
Yeah. It was straight out of a greek tragedy.

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>>82180742
that might have been weird and funny and video gamey and Problem Sleuthy

not allowed

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Why is he the best?

>>82180681
What would have been so bad about giving us Karezi and Davejade

>>82180750
Space Rox for them boots

>>82180691
Yes, he has the Walter White arc where he builds up an empire, has it collapse, has his money stolen, and disappears for a year. All that's left is Hussie to die lying in a bunch of Homestuck books.

>>82180555
>>82180611
yes and yes

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>>82180750
>going with fucking Rage Roxy

it's like you want to be yandere raped to death

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>>82180779
Well we got one half of that

>>82180810
Yes, and?

>>82180750
Freedom Roxy for me.

>>82180773
>You will never make love with a sweaty, drunk Roxy with sex hair
Existence is suffering.

>>82180776
Most of the Felt have little to no character development, which means that Hussie didn't have a chance to ruin them.

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>>82180810
thats a cute roxy

>>82179079
Outfits should've been personalized for the person wearing them, having a generic cookie cutter set is boring.

>>82180555
There's two of them and they're both 100k words long. Little novellas of serviceable Homestuck strip poker fiction.

>>82180758
Re-read the things where he talked to her about being a shitty addict. They were totally gonna get back together.

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>>82180842
>not taking Blood Roxy so she's infected with Karkat's baby bitch subism

>>82180776
>you'll never cuddle this fat sack of lard and be hears stars rainbows with him

why even try?

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>>82180886
>subs
You disgrace me, anon.

>>82180831
why is that jade so FAT

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>>82180871
I'm fine with them having a class/aspect system, it's just that they feel sort of plain past the first few idea designs.

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>>82180939
if you don't think roxy is a sub you have read any of her dialogue with and about john
she totally sucks up to him and differs to his judgement

roxy is a total power bottom are you kidding

>>82181025
Roxy confirmed for 50's housewife?

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>>82180939
Eat shit, sub

>>82180876
That's like 3 times the length of a typical novella

>>82181052
The kind that's horny as fuck yes

>>82181052
Just look at MOM, she does the whole 50's housewife schtick for fun.

>>82181083
>tfw John and Roxy singlehandedly repopulate the human race

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>>2478315
That seems like a purrsonal problem anon.

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>>82180971
Dave's semen is fattening

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>>82180831
>>82180971
Why is Dave's nipple trying to make a great escape off of his fucking chest. What is wrong with Jade's fingernails, one of them is falling off. So many shitty mysteries.

>>82181132
>forgetting Jade "breeding duties" Harley
Between the two it'll be a race

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>no end where it's just the kids and trolls making terrifying armies of ectoclones with one another so all ships become true

Hussie didn't do a single thing right did he

>>82181181
>jade and roxy having a race to see who can get pregnant the fastest
yes please

>>82181162
Keep posting that kind of artwork, it makes me feel like I'm actually talented.

>>82181181
Too much green sun radiation, anon. She's infertile.

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>>82181226
So what the hell is gonna happen to her now that she's no longer Green Sun powered anyways

Is she just a normal doggirl with Witchgod space magic

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joxy is cutest

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>>82181226
More like the green sun hyperfertilized her womb
Plus by that logic Roxy's womb is a sullen void

>>82180971
From the ice cream she ate when Dave broke her heart when he told her he was dating Karkat.

>>82181196
I was really hoping for Karkat and the newly created allTerezi to hook up.

Y'know, given she was all doom and gloom until John brought up Karkat being dead.

>>82181226
God Tiers heal you!

>>82181278
>kissing dave in that picture
>Karcuck ever getting anyone
Lol

>>82180972
if anything it's the opposite, Heir, Maid and Thief are plain and everything after is quite distinct

>>82181316
Bard is way too distinct.

>>82181278
Why would anyone date that manlet?

10/10 would Balloon Hearts Horseshoes with

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>>82181212
>playing with simplified shapes to make quick sketches makes you a bad artist
k it's not even my art, but have some more

>>82181081
Please let me delude myself a little.

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>>82181316
That's the problem though, they have a sort of subtle dream-pajamas related coherency to them that rapidly vanished.

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>>82181336
When there's no other options available

>>82181336
Dave's cocklust is insurmountable

What was the point of the Retjohn anyway? John could have stolen the ring of life from )(IC and went to revive Jane, who then would go around reviving everyone else. We didn't need fatass bitch to come back.

>>82181408
Then why does he, even post-retcon, spill his spaghetti over hot moms

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REMINDER

>>82181412
Karkat got terminated

>>82181412
Gotta appeal to tumblrcucks.

>>82181270
aradia make my sides go to the green sun

>>82181451
To fulfill a running joke from the beginning of the comic and in sbahj. Dave might like moms, but shouty aliens that know how to give him a good assfucking rein supreme.

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>>82181482

>>82181461
Replace John/Roxy with John/Dave and F/M with M/M and see how many more results it gets.

>>82181344
I was talking about the art you were criticizing in your post. You know, the one with Dave's nipples and all that shit.

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>>82181461
a fuckin travesty

>>82181505
So why does he end up with Jade in the end?

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>>82181508
This thing has so much potential

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>>82181511
>>82181530

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>>82181522
Oh, my bad. Here's something to look up to instead

>>82181566
Why is she the best character in the comic?

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>>82181511
Why is Eridan/Sollux so popular? They hated each other and it seemed like some pretty platonic hate.

>>82181461
I would right this wrong.

If only I could write.

>>82181538
He realized he'd have to be a huge retard to choose fucking KARKAT over Jade.

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>>82181587

>>82181587
Jesus.

>>82181604
It's specifically because they hated each other that it became so popular.

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>>82181595
>.png.png
fuck

>>82181538
Keep telling yourself that. But deep down you know that as soon as Jade and everyone leaves, Dave and Karkat are rutting against that tree.

>>82181587
Hold up though
Use something more common, like do Karkat/Terezi, F/M. John/Roxy hasn't been around too long.

>>82181270
The miscatiage was caused by jakes "adventurous" foreplay during pregnacy

NEVER use a weapon as a dildo

>>82181604
>platonic hate
not on eridans side
also sollux flip flops harder than the shoe type, even having conflicting lust for murderous gamzee so it makes more sense than others

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>>82181617
can you blame him?

>>82181587
To be fair, I'm pretty sure girls go for smutfics while guys will just go for porn.

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I fucking love Erisol.

HOL UP

is there a way you can write Character/anyone on AO3 to find any fics where they're fucking someone

>>82181700
I'm a heterosexual man and I prefer fapfics to fappics.

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>>82181694
>Jade
>a nigger

>>82181270
>the aspect changes
i'm sure that was supposed to be a sad image but that gets me every time

>>82181595
>we never got anything like this in the comic
Fucking Hussie.

>>82181587
fujoshits are the ones who actually make fuking content in the fandom. maybe if you guys actually wrote porn instead of circlejerking there would be more.

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>>82181757
brown pup, white pup, or blue pup, all jades are cute

I am all for DaveJade in the DJ/DK fight, but for fairness' sake, Dave can probably do a "reverse aging" move on trolls.

Defends with aspect, remember? If he can't do it alone, he can fraymotif it with Jane for a Time*Life effect.

>>82181761
>the kids never posed as a team
>instead we got Dave talking about toxic masculinity

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faith somewhat restored

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WAIT WHAT

>>82181759
>>82181270
But that's wrong. Life goes to Doom and Hope goes to Rage.

>>82181833
Try John/Rose. By the time John and Roxy began interacting a lot less content was being produced.

what 'proper ending(s)' do you all hope to get from the supposed epilogue

>>82181809
This is a good point. Karkat will now be his eternal concubine, slave to his whims lest Dave turn his clock back to "old and dead".

>>82181809
Pretty sure we've never seen Dave actually reverse aging. The time he brought Dirk back was fishing him out of another timeline

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BEST,MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTERS IN HOMESTUCK?

>>82181270
Who the fuck would make a image like this?

...BUCKLEY?

>>82181731
He was definitely one of the best characters.

Actually, speaking of Erisol; once Sollux was blinded by his body being prototyped, why didn't he have whatserface heal his eyes like she did Terezi?

>>82181873
Jade walling in on Dave and Karkat fucking and running away crying.

>>82181873
Homestuck's story is unsalvageable and has been for many years, I just want good SoL fluff with some reflection, maybe John/Dave broing out and pranks. Shit like that.

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>>82181809
>all these people trying to justify some reason for Karkat sticking around


How about we give him an actually satisfying end and role instead of just "Dave and Jade's fluffer"?

>>82181741
i think the best you could do is edit search, tag Character Name, rating Explicit and just go through all ten billion results

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>>82181856
yeah man that used to be pretty common

>>82181861
>Hope goes to Rage.
i still can't believe BKEW was right

>>82181873
babies

>>82181757
jade is probably the one character i accept tumblrs stretch of headcannons of,
her being dark skinned (especially having a farmers tan from being under the sun) and not shaving (because she lives all alone on an island) make sense

>>82181892
He turned the clock back on Earth with Jade and Jane's help, don't see why he can't do it to just one shitty troll.

>>82181873
Further sinking of Davekat so I can expand my folder and paste more Aradias on fat fangirls freaking out

>>82181741
Look for fics in the Explicit category.

>>82181913
Could have been, but he didn't find Aranea in the furthest ring, or go looking for her for that matter.
Terezi found her in a chance encounter

>>82181792

ethnic impurity it's not cute

>>82181958
>back

Pay attention to the comic, he turned it FORWARD

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>>82181913
Cause FUCK Aranea.

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>>82182012

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>>82181958
Actually they turned it forward. Vriska detailed this. They accelerated it millions of years further to when the seas receded. New earth is probably populated by a fuckton of weird creatures cause millions of years of evolution.

>>82181831
I was really hoping that whole ramble was a giant lead up to Dirk asking Dave if him and Karkat are dating and Dave replying "no fuck thats gay".

I was let down.

>>82181892
We've never seen it, but he probably can, if his freeform bullshitting skills with Time are as godly as they are supposed to be?

>>82181923
I was mostly thinking about Dad sticking around, to be honest. Having him die while Jane carries on in aeternam is kinda shitty?

>>82181965
What the literal flying fuck
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2751962

You should have seen johndave fangirl reactions to davekat and the ending. They seriously thought it was going to be a thing until the bitter end.

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>>82182070

>>82182055
Jane is the Life player. She can fucking bring people back from the dead, she should be able to give an extension. The Condesce could and Meenah was a Thief.

>>82182009
>>82182040
Okay, if he can turn it forward why the hell wouldn't he be able to turn it back?

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>>82182070
never again will we reach such heights

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>>82182055
>Having him die while Jane carries on in aeternam is kinda shitty?

Who the fuck expects a parent to outlive their kid?

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Am I seeing things, or this references HS?

On one hand, no clear homages.

On the other, that's literally Disco Scratch.

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Suck my dick, davekat and katnep shippers!

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>>82182084
I used to like that, and even I knew there was no fucking chance of it happening. damn that's delusional

any screencaps?

>>82182134
Because the opposite of accelerating time is slowing it down, not reversing it.

>>82182194
ayyy

>>82182106
I always thought that Life's life extensions are like stretching whatever was there more thinly. Unless it's Thief of Life being shit at Life, of course.

>>82182106
it depends on your role
meenah was a thief and stole the years others had left to live
and condesce had the immortality power from aradias ancestor and had god knows what as well from lord english

>tl;dr
who knows

>>82182194
Post more Karcucking

>>82181856
That actually makes sense since they had those logs where he offered to tutor her in the ways of being a stoic irony ninja. There was something like chemistry there even if it wasn't sexual.

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>>82182179
Obviously just a Modjo reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTl0F2cKzLk

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>>82182276

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>>82182315
a brief but familiar time

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>>82182216

>>82182365
>Rose as a juggalette
Somehow I can see it fitting.

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>>82182276

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This took about 3 days to "finish"
not quite happy with the colors and the abscond command feels like it could use another frame or two

>>82182367
>shitty cap edits
>mad typos
holy shit that's hilarious, thanks

>>82182514
Make a game, Anon. I would pay you several dollars if you put it on a steam-like aggregator.

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whos the biggest pussy nigga in homestuck?

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>>82182367
>#updatefixed

>>82182394
That's what she would be as a troll, I think? Kanaya's imagining of her as a troll didn't give her fins, as much as I prefer sea-dwelling troll Lalondes, so there's not really anything else that works.

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>>82182367

Where did the "Karkat can't fight" plot point come from? He didn't seem great at it, but he was kicking Imp ass and he did fight the black king.

of course
this is how to defeat the fujoshits
make them turn against each other

>>82182651
It came from Hussie's rectal cavity in the year 2015. He somehow thought it wasn't a continuity error.

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>>82180794
Suicide when?

>>82182651
At some point Karkat turned into a parody of himself

That was part of it

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>Aradia lived until the end and got to see everything break apart.
>Tavros was only did one useful thing before giving it away and going back to being someone's subordinate.
>Sollux did his shit and then only reappeared once or twice after.
>Karkat became the residential woobie character and never actually lead the trolls to fucking peace like he was supposed to.
>Nepeta became part of the abomination known as Davepeta.
>Kanaya essentially became Rose's accessory and never actually hatched the trolls.
>Terezi brought back a murderer and saw absolutely no wrong in doing it because she missed her.
>Vriska was never punished for her wrongdoings.
>Equius became part of Arquius and part of LE and did hardly anything else.
>Gamzee was Gamzee, he didn't change at all.
>Eridan was forgotten about after Erisolsprite disappeared.
>Feferi was completely forgotten about in the end.
Good work Hussie.

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>>82182216

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wouldn't an fmspa where it's homestuck but all the characters are vriska be the gr8est thing ever

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>>82182752

>>82182722
I stopped being able to take Karkat seriously the moment I read him whining "I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE" in the creaky little groan I hear his lines in while a massive glowing cosmic frog stared me in the face. Possibly the only moment of unintentional comedy in Homestuck.

>>82182818
I'm not so convinced it was unintentional
the concept of frog universes is humorous in and of itself

>>82182752
I will never understand that censoring shit. Do they think no one knows what it is now that they used an asterisk? How does it protect them?

>>82182860
They probably think it's like Voldemort or something.
Or Beetlejuice. If you say DaveKat three times, it will magically become canon.

>>82181873
I want to epilogue to be twice as long as the entire comic combined.

>>82182855
The frog in the panel certainly made me crack up by itself, but I don't think Karkat's melodramatic little admission of guilt there was supposed to be funny.

DAVEKAT DAVEKAT DAVEKAT

>>82182860
altering words can protect you against bots and filters

>>82182892
Davekat Davekat Davekat

>>82182908
You just made davejade canon instead

>>82182781
Are they all HUGE 8ITCH Vriska, but with different aspects and classes, with the different personality traits those imply?

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>>82182908
>>82182936
Thanks anons, but it was already canon.

>>82182892
Do you think Hussie said Betelgeuse three times during sex with her way back in the day when they were a thing

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>>82182936
>>82182908
you called?

>>82182752
I HaTE IT whEN people type like this?????

>>82182860
It's so it doesn't show up when people search for the ship name. Tumblr's search feature is shit.

whats the most underrated HSG meme?

my vote goes to

eriidan
>eriidan

>>82182794
Did she go through with it?

>>82182910
>>82182995
Ok, I understand now, thanks.

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>>82182960
>already canon
That's real funny anon.

>>82182997
What about the "Shrek is Eridan's Lusus" meme? Or does that not count since it's actually canon now (in at least one timeline)?

>>82182977
still not entirely convinced they ever had sex
if they did then they must've had a pretty clean breakup because she was still going to cons and shit with him while he was with halftruth

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Does anyone but me find classpect stuff more interesting than shipping or fanart or fanfics?

>>82180108
Just do it. If it turns out awful you at least can learn from your mistakes,

>>82183071
His old personal site had photos of them on a cruise ship together
You don't go on a cruise with someone if you aren't fucking them or related to them

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>>82182960
i hate davekat but this picture is doing things to me

>>82183103
You're not alone in that thought, anon. Classpects are infinitely more interesting to talk about.

>>82183117
you must not be a cuck master race

>>82183103
I find it very interesting, but until Hussie finally tells us everything (if he ever does), there's nothing we can do but go around in circles of futile speculation.

>>82183125
Accept that your boner has shit taste and move on. No big deal.

>>82183117
yeah but they did damn near everything together like she could've just been a friend of the family
Hussie went on trips with Byron too and you don't see anyone accusing them of fucking

>>82183114
How is there prom on the new world

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>>82183138
It's like I see fanfics and art and stuff like that and just move on, but with classpect things, I always find the time to save them to my computer

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>>82182960
nice
i dont have that one

>>82183125
its ok to enjoy a ship without thinking it has to be canon

>>82183183
>Dave quickly organises a shitty prom immediately afterwards so he doesn't look like an idiot

>>82182367
link?

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>[IN PROGRESS]
What did he mean by this?

>>82183216
>The theme off the probm..... iss...
>sbAhj

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>>82183216
>everyone organizes a prom in cantown because they wanted to experience it

ain't this hussie
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ

i'd recognize his fucking lips anywhere

>>82183252
the epilogue you dunkass

>>82183261
no there's no way that's Hussie, he looks too nourished

>>82183172
>yeah but they did damn near everything together like she could've just been a friend of the family
No that really suggests they were fucking
>Hussie went on trips with Byron too and you don't see anyone accusing them of fucking
Bros don't fuck dunkass

>>82183252
Epilogue.

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>>82183220
It was on instagram so it's pointless to give you a link.

>>82183103
I do. I am going to GM a game for a group of people soon about a SBURB session.

Last time I tried it, our Seer of Void managed to prototype his kernel with nothing and void both Kings (as well as a quarter of the Imps) out.

>>82183301
WHAT IF
betel was dating byron

>>82183285
>night
>dusk
>dawn
>day
what the fuck would the powers of these even be
who was the dumbass that did this

>>82182957
they're the homestuck kids but vriska
so like John would be a vriska raised by dad and karkat would be a mutant vriska
I'm not sure how different her personality would be depending on how she was raised
tavros vriska and Dave vriska would probably just be vriska vriska