Homestuck

i'm not a homosuck fan but i could've told you there was no way that the ending would be accepted and loved.

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>>82116518

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Best clown y/n?

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So these two could have totally taken BN out without getting anyone else killed if Vriska wasn't so egotistical she thought she could do it alone and Eridan had some degree of confidence that they could do it, right?

>>82116565
Even ipgd hates the ending. Sad!

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So Dirk is going to get with Jane in the end right? He confided with her on their dying Quest Beds and it seems pretty clear their ship was confirmed.

>>82116603
Not even close.
Eridan couldn't even get one up on Rainbow Drinker Kanaya. BecNoir would instastab him faster then he can pronounce ''Wweh!"

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>>82116603
>if trolls could work together
>if VRISKA and ERIDAN could put egos aside
So no, it wasn't possible, not even in the cards at all. That scenario literally could not happen.

On the other hand, John could have just done it solo when he warped in. He was winning that fight before he even got the most broken powers ever.

>>82116603
yeah BN could probably have been taken down by any two fliers working together. with two major caveats/assumptions, that they have the basic speed/agility to dodge his attacks a few times, and most importantly they weren't just surprise tele-stabbed at the outset. literally just one asshole to distract him and another to get the ring off. this is how he was finally defeated in the end, with Jade unwittingly serving as the distraction.

Although it becomes a questionable proposition when you consider how he trounced Bro and Davesprite. So maybe Jade really was his one and only weakness, the only thing which could distract him enough to be disarmed.

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>>82116699
Well she shipped davekat, so her finding out it wasn't canon in the end even if she tried to force Hussie to do it must have been rough. It's also why she hasn't shown her face here since.

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>>82116518
7/10 I took the bait, wrote a reply, but erased it.

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>>82116883
>blaming a fujo for fujoing
kinda low Tbh

>>82116883
Do you think Dave and Jade ever let Karkat watch them?

>>82116557

stockpile some plot threads to resolve and write a proper ending like you see in the average series = an acceptable ending that's functional in some ways

the actual ending is like coming out to your garden after several years and seeing that it's a mess decide not to relandscape it, but place a small segmented portable garden in front of it

>>82116939
Do you let your pets watch you? You don't give a shit, they're a separate species right?

what plot threads are there even wtf

pm never becoming a queen???

>>82116969
>Karkat is reduced to Dave and Jade's fucking pet for the rest of his mortal life
Could he possibly sink any lower?

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>>82117015

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Just a reminder that there's a new episode of Jackquest going on RIGHT NOW.

>>>/tg/46844074

Grab your friends! Stab your enemies! Masturbate furiously!

>>82117053
i thought it bore itself into existence

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>>82117015

>>82117015
dd's contingency plan

>>82117017
Remember that horrible, horrible Petstuck AU where the non-human aliens were like animalistics pet for the humans, with paws and tails and shit but the rest of them was still pretty much just the troll/cherub/whatever in question?

>>82116797
Dirk is homosex

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>>82116939
watch who

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>>>82117015

>>82116883
>Well she shipped davekat, so her finding out it wasn't canon in the end even if she tried to force Hussie to do it must have been rough
Are you trolling or just literally retarded? You're like those Fujoshits who think unless characters fuck onscreen they're not in a relationship.

>>82116857
Bec can't teleport in the furthest ring, which is his biggest strength

>>82116883
Pretty sure she didn't ship it and just liked trolling people. Angel was the one who shipped it.

>>82117201
>Fujoshits who think unless characters fuck onscreen they're not in a relationship.
This is literally the opposite of a fujoshit.

>>82116584
y

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What do you think Roxy felt like rubbing her clit against Calliope's boney sex?

>>82117178
Petstuck original/early autor(s) were legitimately deranged and ended up having to face it. The later works turned to directly dealing with the whole thing as a human rights issue, but in the beginning it was totally straight naive 'boy it would be cool to have talking pet people'.

RING OF VOID

>>82117302
Calliope's severely-underaged boney sex only appears in galactic size.

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>>82117311
>that dolorosa fic where they give her a mutant troll pet after she miscarries, and she treats as a normal person only to find out that trolls aren't pet things but are poisoned and stunted by people, and by simply giving the kid normal food they end up healthy and intelligent
>the sufferer equivalent she's raised as a son for years is shot dead

>>82117302
I don't know, but it was occupied by John shaking his head in the back disapprovingly.

>>82117015
>Caliborn finding the ring of void implies the ring of life will be lost since they're 'entangled' in that way

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>>82117302
Want to guess?

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>>82117363
Oh yeah?

Explain THIS

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>>82117178
I remember one hurt/comfort fanfic. John Egbert was a foster caretaker for animals, and he gets a pawfoot Vriska who was rescued from a pitfighting ring run by Doc Scratch.
shit was kinda fucked up without any porn or guro.

can't find a pawfoot Vriska on my drive, have a Kanaya.

>>82117422
does this mean jade and vriska's massive heaving tits are canon?

Reminder that this fic does the same metafictional stuff as Homestuck except better in every way: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2427119/chapters/5371283

>>82117422
Yes that is the shape of a skeletal fucking pelvis with no genitals or thighs to speak of.

>>82117413
Why did you edit the tumblr out of your filename?

>>82117371
i couldn't stand to actually read any of them to completion. all the ones I saw were just very poorly written. i only skimmed them to see if they were as naively depraved as they sounded, and was gratified by the references to drama found in the descriptions and comments.

Fanfiction got way more fucked up while I wasn't paying attention.

>>82117478
Fanfiction has literally always been fucked up, even when it was being published in obscure zines

>>82117457
some day I will read this garbage in its entirety

>>82117501
>garbage
It's actually legitimately good, and not just as fanfiction. It's smarter than Homestuck itself, that's for sure.

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>>82117477
I just read it for the art

>>82116518
i get it but i still don't like all the unresolved characters arcs
Vriska continuing to steal the spotlight to the end
and half the Alpha kids being completely dropped as characters

Name a worse character than Vriska

You can't

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>>82117456
Absolutely. Congratulations to anyone attracted to either of them.

>>82117469
Come on, that's a rather average sized pair of hips and thighs. He's not literally a skeleton.

>>82117610
calliope

>>82117610
Andrew Hussie

>>82117478
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4656702/chapters/10627581

>>82117532
Dirk's rant about memes is void of substance and if that's the best it has to offer then it's mildly amusing wank

>>82117610
Gamzee

>>82117665
That's literally the joke

>>82117456
We still don't know if they grow up or not

>>82117610
Kankri or Cronus but only narrowly.

>>82117694
we'll see their kids in the epilogue, so they grow up

>>82117456
Vriska was stuffing.

>>82117681
>it's shit, that's the joke
and how is this supposed to be better than homestuck?

>>82117730
They can get teen pregnant you realize
Heck they will since there's no more condoms

>>82117730
>we'll see the epilogue that takes the most work
good luck with your predictions anon. I hope they come true, I really do.

>>82117772
Because it's aware that it's shit, unlike Homestuck, and it's shit in a way that's funny and only takes two pages rather than in a way that's depressing and takes seven years

>>82117610
>>82117627
first response got it. also valid: every dancestor except Damara (and arguably Mituna or Meenah).

>>82116857
John was training on his adventures and training on his 3 year trip
Dave only used his powers to cheat and get money didn't really level up that far while Davesprite was doing his personal quest for him (Davesprite probably couldn't level up that far being a sprite)
Rose cheated by getting grimdark powers and ignored her personal quest
and Jade got a easy power up with her dog

while John actually earned his abilities, he was also one of the few characters (who wasn't a timeplayer) that could use his powers, hell Dave and Aradia could only use their powers before god tier because Dave had the turn tables and Aradia had the music box

>no scene where John and Davesprite training DBZ style

>>82117778
>most work
Please, Hussie loves shitting out random fan characters, and he did it in Problem Sleuth

>>82117850
*loved

>>82117850
>creates a ton of baby characters just to sell shirts of their symbols

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>>82116839
Eridan was HOPING Bec would befriend him
hope is the power to believe things into reality
maybe hope players are suppose to be the leader of sessions but are only dragged down by other players inhibitions
hell hope can beat an omnipotent/god tier/grim dark blast
maybe Eridan was meant to be the hero of homestuck but Vriska stole everything

>>82117923
>creates lots of onesies because of all those bastards born through freakish consex

>>82117947
He's the Prince of Hope, though. That means he destroys Hope.

>>82117469
the only parts of cherubs that are skeletal is the head

>>82117989
OR that he can destroy WITH hope

>>82116518

Just finished reading the comic myself. I thought the ending was pretty vague but I expected that.

Everything in the OP image sounds reasonable to me. I understand that the characters left the narrative as a way to defeat LE.

I just don't understand when he actually trapped them within the narrative in the first place. It was shown in Caliborn's shitty claymation thing that he sucked them all into the home symbol, but when did that actually happen? Was that a completely separate precursor timeline which kicked off the narrative we experienced?

>>82117989
or he destroys WITH hope

>>82117947
This makes sense
Clover has gamebreaking luck, that is only overcome by conventional means
Hope is the strongest aspect in the game, so naturally only someone who is super lucky would be able to overpower their resolve
That and eridans a fuccboi

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>post yfw that ending

so was Gamzee god tier or what

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>>82118005
Them leaving the narrative doesn't work since there's an epilogue
The narrative's still going

>>82117627
>>82117824
I'll honestly never understand this level of vitriol toward someone so... non-vitriolic

I think Nepeta's a useless cat meme but I wouldn't call her a worse character than Vriska even though she's utterly worthless in the grand scheme of the story and even worsened Davesprite by the end. How'd Calliope hurt you this much?

>>82118038
He wasn't. He had to acquire his costume in pieces.

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>>82118033

>>82118038
How are so many of your stoner fucking Gamzee fans unclear about this VERY UNAMBIGUOUS plot point?

>>82118065
she was boring

>>82118059
Rose's chair is constantly getting the floor soaked, that looks awful

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>>82118033

>>82118059
Also because the universe they create is the same one caliborn is born in anyway, so they're still within the realm of "the narrative"

>>82118065
She has horrible fans like you.

>>82118065
Why do you love calliope so much? I always see you defending her

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>>82118115
It's magical self draining rain. They're gods.

>>82118075
I can't believe in retrospect that anyone let this panel get past them without knowing his blood color afterward.

>>82117837
Rose used her powers actively by peering into the scratch ball and then passively by deciding that the best way forward was by fucking everything up, which was technically the case because in the end the only way for vriska to have found the ultimate weapon was by letting LE fucking everything up
But that still isn't the same thing as going on a personal quest and learning about your powers, your planet, and yourself

>>82118059
Johns face is giving me an awake nightmare, holy shit.

>>82118115
So? She did that before even getting magic powers just by reading wizard smut.

>>82118079
it just struck me how weird it is that none of the god tiers fly around casually

>>82118195
trolls having different blood colors and karkat being a candy red mutant wasn't even a thing hussie had conceived when that was drawn

>>82118249
floating all the time probably takes as much effort as standing up
It's probably not even quicker than just walking to a place

>>82118059
I want a good redo of this pic
And them like, in a more olympus style room.

We need more stuff with them as gods

>>82118059
This must have been drawn before Jade's Land was revealed.

>>82118346
Would it be to on the nose to vaugely reference the kids as the mythological gods of my own setting?

>>82118386
>snow and vines
it's not super far off

>>82118398
Don't shove your thing in there man.

>>82118386
Seriously? Jade has her canon outfit and space ears.

>>82118386
It wasn't

You can figure out why

>>82118195
>>82118253
Karkat having flashing randomized blood that was used as a placeholder to avoid showing us the red color when he was cut was actually a way better idea than him having the red blood in the first place. I was disappointed that was just a visual trick.

>>82118065
it's not 'vitriol', it's not 'hate'. there is absolutely nothing about her to hate. she is a non-entity. she is nothing but Caliborns afterbirth.

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>>82118398
Just keep it within the Homestuck.

>>82118195
everyone knew he had red blood
because it was human-like so it made sense thematically

>>82118546
Behold the least attractive characters in the comic

>>82118507
actual flashing blood is dumb, but an oil on water look might be okay

http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/143248129459/sketch-dump-from-a-commission

>>82118582
JADE A CUTE

Me and some friends are working on a fanventure that's got a few pages already. I was going to post it on the MSPA Forums, but those have apparently been annihilated? Is there any alternative place I can share it?

>>82118582
>Jade
>Unattractive
wrong

>>82118398
Yeah probably

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>>82118582
fite me faget

>>82118618
your desktops recycle bin

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>>82118582
Jade is so attractive she turned a gay man straight.

>>82118590
Behold the least attractive characters in the comic

>>82118059
why is john wearing lipstick?

>>82118673
I'm straight so I wouldn't know a cute boy from an ugly boy if he fucked me in the ass

>>82118702
Oh God, you're right

I didn't even notice

>>82118398
I'm sure there's a tasteful way to pull it off, but if you have to ask...

So how hacktastic was the ending?

I gave up on this shit because I love myself.

I hope mai waifu Roxy at least got a good end. And that Hussie didn't make some pandering shitship like DaveJohn or something canon.

>>82118702
It's not, he stuck his mouth in one of those firefly oil clouds by accident

>>82118734
go away
if you aren't actually here to discuss the comic, which you cannot do because you admitted to not actually finishing the comic, then go away
you aren't needed here

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>>82118702
Remnants from an enthusiastic bout with Roxy

>>82118734
what ending?

>>82118734
It was more hacktastic than even you expected.

Roxy got a good end, killed Condy and won the John.

>>82118734
Vague and unsatisfying

Roxy remains best grill

>>82118647
That push-up bra is doing wonders for Jane.

>>82118398
You could well do it on accident. John is a primal god of storms and mischief, a sort of Thor.Loki fusion. Rose is a more intellectual goddess of fortune and knowledge. Dave is a forge-god of fire and artistry. Jade is the other primal god, of the cosmos and fertility.

>>82118762
Sauce?

>>82118759
Sorry that I love myself and realised that Hussie was a hack before you did senpai. Hope you enjoyed the taste of his festering shit in your mouth <3

>>82118777
>>82118780
Okay good. The only thing worth caring about. Thanks familia.

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>>82118801
>Jane
>bra

I bet you think Jade wears panties too

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>>82118113
And boring's worse than Vriskagram?

>>82118154
Granted.

>>82118174
I think she's my favorite character in anything right now. I just sympathize with her struggles with an asshole brother (a spectacular character in his own right) and her self-image and her themes of isolation and life of weird juju restrictions. I guess, more generally, I thought she felt more like a person than a lot of the other characters did. She's passionately creative, she enjoys theorizing and poring over lore, and her emotional responses feel realistic to the scenarios she's in.

I also have a thing (not sexually, just generally) for body-sharing, especially of the evil twin/Jekyll and Hyde variety, so cherubs are endlessly fascinating to me.

>>82118762
Was nudestuck the only good thing that ever came from Homestuck Y/N?

Amatuer barely legal teens yes thank you.

>>82118647
I'm in love with yankee Jade.

>>82118877
I stopped reading a while ago but she seemed fine. Haters gonna hate your waifu man. All the more for you. Be happy for it.

>>82118877
>And boring's worse than Vriskagram?
I didn't think vriskagram was all that bad personally
the retcon killed the story's momentum but on its own the flash was fine and had some cute and funny bits and was very in-character for vriska

>>82118590
DICK2DICK
I unironically love frot.

>>82118861
>no panties
Even with the three am dress?

>>82118966
>I didn't think vriskagram was all that bad personally
You aren't allowed to have Homestuck opinions

>>82118849
>>82118887
>>82118956
Are you this desperate for attention?
posting in a thread about a comic you openly dislike and you admittedly didn't finish just because you get a ton of (You)s once you put on your attention seeking namefag title?

>>82119056
well tell me why it was so bad then

>>82118507
>Karkat has gay pride blood as davekat foreshadowing

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>>82119007

>>82119007
especially with the 3AM dress. Why do you think Dave was so content to follow her around?

>>82119128
now this is a good jade

>>82119161
The best Jades are the Jades without dogshit
going god tier absolutely ruined how she's portrayed by fans

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>>82118590

>>82118887
Personally I adore (the fanon of) Alternia. I want to play a bethsoft-style game set there. I want commercial works of all kinds set there and borrowing from its richness (and ever growing it).

>>82119085
Just because it makes you mad, honey <3

A shit comic like this deserves only shit posters like me.

>>82119194
>not wanting a qt dog-eared girl
Get some fucking taste

>>82118956
The sentiment's appreciated, but "all the more for you" is the opposite of true. She's a concept based on a collection of images, narration, and dialogue, other folks loving her doesn't cheapen that concept but could hypothetically generate more content related to her in the form of art or discussion.

>>82118966
>in-character for Vriska
Yeah that's the problem

And the art was cute but also a little weird and off-style for the comic to an unprecedented degree, which ended up setting the stage for an entire flash of weird off-style art in the form of [S] Collide.

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>>82119194
You mean as a cutie?

Remind me again how Jade becoming Dog tier makes any sense whatsoever.

So as someone who gave up on Homestuck several years ago. How did it end?

>>82119231
go back to your ballpit fucking namefag

>>82119204
People asked trainwiz to do a Homestuck mod but he obviously refused.

>>82118966
>becoming a competent leader and mediator of personal problems off-screen is very in-character for Vriska
In a way it is. It's the dumbest possible way though.

Katnep every day

>>82119268
It didn't.

>>82119231
honestly nobody cares but you
I just want to know why you delude yourself into posting here
you stated that you dislike the comic but you still come here for attention
why not just go to a forum that actually revolves around a system where people get attention and credit for their posts as a default?

>>82119280
The assets alone would be a stupid amount of work

>>82119268
It didn't.

>>82119268
Imagine if the seventh Harry Potter book cut straight from the part where Voldemort hits Harry with Avada Kedava to the epilogue

You can figure out what happened in the meantime, more or less, but it'd be the dumbest possible way to tell the story

>>82119280
He works at Bethesda now though, maybe he... could suggest things

>>82119331
So what "ending" does everyone hate then?

>>82119285
vriska's totally got management skills
of all the patron trolls she was the most successful at achieving her goals
girl has irons in the fire

>>82119357
The fact that it didn't resolve anything, dumbass.

>>82119355
he was here on 4/13, he said the ending was shit, so I doubt he'd be interested.

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>>82119194
Jade was always bait for cute porn. With or without the dog ears she's waifu supreme.

>>82119339
>>82119277
Go back to playing your Homestuck video game. Oh wait.

Your proto/co/mblr shit ruined /co/. I'm glad to shit in your thread.

>>82119268
I'm with you. We made the right choice. There's a reason only autistic retards and Hussie cocksuckers stayed with it.

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>>82119385
Whoa snarky bitch. I was just asking since I didn't know anything jeez.

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>>82119198
karkat's genetic material must've been pretty horrifying to dave the first time

>>82119457
You left this shitshow, we stayed, we suffered, we earned this.

>>82119461
It was such a gradual relationship that I can't imagine he could still be surprised to learn that one more bodily fluid of his was Karkat's color.

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>>82119461
>that frotting
WEW

>>82119439
>you're ruining /co/ by not purposefully shitposting in threads and having a name enabled for no reason
can't you be serious and address me?
you're still kind of anonymous, you can admit your flaws to me and leave and we'll both have accomplished something today

>>82119521
Someone do a John Egbert version of this in his ectobiology gear

What if the Homestuck show that's coming up is the Midnight Crew cartoon show

>>82119543
>literally only here to tell people that Homestuck is shit and piss them off
>having a hard time understanding that
can you can serious and run back to Tumblr with people who are equally as dense as you

I'm sure they'd love to discuss something as shit as Homestuck

This comic is still going? How?

>>82119696
>not a roxy version

>>82119707
that would be boring and awful
I know the midnight crew is a fun topic and full of interesting character
but for real, hussie and friends kinda suck at writing

>>82119734
epilogue

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>>82119734
The ride never ends

>>82119750
>not a kanaya version

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>>82119734
Epilogue
Game (pff yeah right)
Television show in production

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>>82119734
Noncomittal epilogue at an indefinite date. Hooray.

>>82119849
I hope it's even lazier than that shitty skeleton with a gun thing.

>>82119707
I don't want Midnight Crew with VA. like half of the greatness of the intermission was how The Narrator creatively retells all the dialogue, which is heavily implied to actually be very dull and straightforward. that's literally half the essence of The Midnight Crew, and it could probably never translate to video (unless you just went batshit and really did have the entire thing narrated. and now i'm imagining some famous narrator eg. morgan freeman and that could be the absolute tits actually but is probably beyond their means both financially and creatively to actually pull off well).

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>>82119849
The funny messages from Jade's wardrobifier.

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"Finished" making a simple strife loop with karkat and gamzee.

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>>82119946
Jade's endless supply of awful shirts

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>>82119961
Thats pretty nice m8

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>>82119946
>tfw people make rose the fashion one and not Jade

>>82119977
I don't know why Chaz seems to think Jade is a big inflatable mattress.

>>82116518

he's rich and surrounded by people who adore him

why should he give a shit that some internet faggot nobodies think his comic is shit?

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>>82120051
It's commission work, when she draws Jade normally she's more reasonably proportioned.

>>82120051
Someone commissions the same giant-breasted dog dick Jade/shota Dave pictures from Chaz constantly so that's all that ends up getting drawn of Jade for as long as that sweet cash money flows

>>82120068

not so much now that his comic is basically dead and he still has to make a game and he also has to find some way of bringing it to life again

>>82116518

that guy is actually wrong though, lord english wins

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>>82120068
>tfw I care about internet faggot nobodies and they care about my webcomic
Feels good amigo

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>>82120093
He's in these threads sometimes. He's a weirdo.

>>82120051
she should, its the best headcanon

does chaz post here at all anymore

>>82119888
What?

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>>82120148
>best headcanon

No, Jade should be busty because Crocker genes, but in shape.

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>>82120148
I don't think I've seen them since they dropped this off 4/13 morning.

>>82119961
Looks great anon, though I must admit it does make me feel slight melancholy that we'll never get to see actual in-combat blood powers. I'm a sucker for bleed related mechanics in games, would have been cool to see an allusion to it in the trolls session or beyond.

>>82120179
How attached to Jade are her ears? Are they sensitive, do they react and go down like dog ears?

>>82120100

he got 2 million for the empty promise of a videogame, lol if you think he hasn't raked in several times that in merch.

>>82120281
the real question is where are her regular ears and does she just have a smooth side of her head now

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>>82119461
I'm drawing you cute karkat and kiwi art tonight because that commission page is good

>>82120337
>Neprezi

So much potential wasted. Didn't TZ just roleplay facetiously with her?

>>82119461
Reminds me of the first time I came across homestuck porn before reading the comic. It was this JohnKat gay porn comic, and I was terrified as to why Karkat's dick was bleeding.

>>82120367
No.
Maybe.
Terezi was really fucking into fake ass dragons.

>>82120305
Her hair is so long does it really matter? You'll never see them.

>No giantess jade art
WHERE DA BIG HOS @

>>82120378
I started reading the comic because I saw porn of Kanaya with jade nipples and thought jade nipples were especially hot.

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>>82120281
>does she have four ears or two?
>are they genetic, does she pass them on?
>how does anything there fucking work?

>>82120429
>giantess
degenerate

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>>82120378
fuck that made me laugh

>>82120419
so like inuyasha,
she'd look creepy as hell with a shaved head

>>82120337
:0
fuck yeah!
thank you!

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Hm, perhaps I should commission Chaz about this again some other time.

>>82120337
Who the fuck is kiwi?

>>82120461
>not liking giant women
Bigger is better.

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>>82120563
karkat's precious child

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>>82119696
I tried.

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>>82120367
Who knows with Terezi, her thing is not being genuine with her feelings so maybe she did, maybe she didn't. I think they were friends at least, Nep seemed to get on with pretty much all the trolls bar the obvious 'difficult cases' like Vriska and Eridan. I personally like to think she was her go to positive friend, fuck knows she needs one with her usual company.

>>82120635
Thanks anon, this is really important shit here
His eyes have it

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This is one of my favorite AU ideas. Sadly, no one ever did anything with it.

>>82120746
4LL YOU N33D 1S N3P

>>82120461
>the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
>not being into deviant shit

>>82120803
>>82120824
getting real tired of this "dave is black" meme.

>>82120875
Don't blame Dave for Paradox Space making him a Derse dreamer.

>>82120875
It's not our faults the entire homestuck fandom is racist
Dave:
-likes hip hop/rap
-doesn't have parents
-canonically has a huge dick
-lusts after white bitches and hos with big butts

>>82120990
>-canonically has a huge dick
source

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>>82120990
>canonically has a huge dick

He wishes.

>>82120990
>-canonically has a huge dick
wrong

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>>82120990
>canonically has a huge dick

>>82120990
>>82121032
SOURCE goddamnit

>>82120990
come back to bed dave...

What was the point of god tier outfits having hoods if everyone besides John didn't use them?

>>82121098
sure thing karkat

>>82121113
rose and daves matched them thematically, jade wore hers in cascade i think
consistency probably

>>82121113
It's a pun on "godhood," anon.

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>>82121126

>>82120367
I didn't think TZ did it facetiously? She wanted her to be on the R3D T34M but Equius wouldn't let Nep do it.

I always thought they had cute interactions.

>>82121092
maybe the swords are metaphors for dicks
bro/dirk had an unbreakable one so theirs was clearly the largest, until dave broke dirk's sword with caledfwlch, proving that he was the #1 big dong man

Did Liveblogger-chan die?

>>82121199
gay singularity, bitch

>>82121246
I think that was a ruse.

>>82121182
but godhood isn't actually a word that anyone uses

>>82121246
Yes.

>>82118139
Nope, Caliborn is born within the Alpha kids session

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>>82120304

so you think he can just not make it? those aren't good business instincts

it's a pretty elaborate hoax too

>>82121032
>>82121055
>>82121059
>>82121089
>>82121092
>>82121098
sorry, that was a typo
I meant dirk
Most blacks carry around some form of long thrusting dagger for combat

>people STILL think liveblogger was fooling us

>>82121337
It was stated during Caliborn's session that earth had been relocated once before.

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I kind of feel like firing up that synchtube again sometime.
Not sure what I'd stream though. Turns out you can totally upload shit to google drive and just USE IT for an easy set up for streaming since my internet is only 90% of the time good.

I do still have all those MSPA related movies we were going to do before.

>>82121288
there's a lot of words nobody actually uses in homestuck

and a LOT of dumb wordplay

>>82121259
Don't call Jade a bitch

>>82121348
bi singularity, bitch

>>82121394
Not in acts 1-5, I can tell you that

>>82121246
no, i talked with her
she'll back sometime during the weekend

>we will never know what Blood, Rage and Mage do

>>82121398
But she is
at least half-bitch

>>82121447
bec was a male dog though their was no bitch status to inherit

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>>82121447
She's like 5% dog AT BEST.

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reminder that jade's big cool thing in Collide was getting punched

>>82121417
are you serious

>>82121435
we'll know what rage does as soon as hussie posts the epilogue

>>82121504
Reminder that your favorite character's big cool thing in Collide was doing nothing.

>>82121480
Jades a female
She's half dog
Unless Jade has both a dick and a pussy, she's a female half dog

>>82121548
Wow what a bitch

>>82121488
25% dog.

>>82121523
name some words that nobody uses that hussie forced in there just to make a pun

>>82121541
but dave did, like, two whole things
just let me have this, i deserve it after a6a6i5

>>82118590
>>82119461
I'd like to see more pics where Dave and Rose get reduced to quivering bitches with their respective matesprits' fluids all over them.

It kinda makes me feel better about how their characters were treated in the comic.

i want dave to sit on me

>>82121548
she's not that much of a dog. your math is wrong

>>82121504
that dude on the left looks like a young Robert Patrick

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>>82121541
sorry, Jade isn't my favorite character

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SEE THIS

I CALL IT CANCER

AND I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING THAT

>>82121593
Nuh uh

Hol up


How did they actually beat LE?

>>82121629
The trolls were the Patrick Klepeck of Giant Bomb.

>>82121659
Alright pal thats enough. Three or four threads in a row. Who do you think you are? Dark Tower Speedreader anon?

>>82121548
Dog was male.
The percentage of dog also increases the percentage of maleness.
Same with Jasprose and Davepeta

>>82121677
It doesn't matter how because the journey was more important than the destination

>>82121659
What would be the Chemo to that?

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>>82121702
hey, he could be posting this
hired muscle was a perfect character

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DAVEKAT STATUS:??????

>>82121659
v cute.
pls place the adorable grub on the ground and stomp it into a fine pulp. aradiagrub deserves to grow up happy.

>>82121677
Green black hole + house juju -> ???? -> Profit!

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looks like you guys might be getting jade/dave art after all, someone wants to commission it
its spanking
dave being the one getting spanked

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>>82121435
they can be whatever we waaaaaaant

>>82121590
I want to see Karkat bukake the hell out of Dave's face, shades and all.

>>82121677
They didn't
Caliborn is still in charge of the story. LE won.
Kids and Trolls are forever trapped in Caliborns fapfics.
Only this time there is no John around to escape it and beat Caliborn up for that.
Yes that means Dave and Rose are going to hold hands at one point

>>82121782
yes i like it but it would be so much better if it was mom. thanks to the commissioner because i desperately want to see that. but in my head, and until i get money, it will be jade, not mom. but thansk

>>82121737
mighty boot, or dad as a guardian
but the former doesn't take years and gets you grub sauce, so

>>82121593
How so? She's a sprite of Jade + dog. The Jade part going god tier later shouldn't make a difference there.

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>>82121590
>>82121807
both of these are good ideas

>>82121761
Let's rather talk about what a complete waste of time and space Karkat was.
All problems that were alluded to Karkat, all the implications that he would overcome them, all this leader of his session bullshit.
Naught.

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>>82121875
>>82121807
stop enjoying things I dont like

>>82121783
damn that's neat, some cool designs there

>>82121586
arraign
arsenalize
artillerate
armamentify
arf

>>82121830
Nothing of value would be lost, expect we don't know what Vriska was in the Beforus timeline.

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>>82121591

>>82121956
oh my god i wish i was karkat

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>>82121911
fluids are fun to draw man

is it bad that I want to fuck caliborn

i want dave to bust a nut all over karkats tv

>>82121590
>>82121875
Dave and Rose being submissive little cumsluts as they get mercilessly fucked by Karkat and Kanaya.

The latter two fistbump each other as they come inside and all over their respective bulgesleeves.

>>82121955
PXS would have been perfect for doing things like showing us what the Beforus ancestors were like, but no, A Day in the Life of Bec, Written By Rachel Rocklin

>>82121435
The level obsession the fanbase has with wanting every class and aspect to be detailed in depth is baffling to me
Why would he bother to explain this?

>>82122019
Why would it be?

>>82122003
He's living your dream Anon. Dave sits on Karkat all the time
sits on his dick

>>82121782
I used to have a girlfriend who was into spanking and one time she wanted to switch it up so I said okay and it was the most humiliating experience of my life

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>>82121936
>arf

>>82118130
Where the fuck is dA?

>>82122075
>you will never be drubbed to death by Karkat's beetle penis

>>82121782
I'm a davekatfag through and through, but I'm also a femdomfag so I'm okay with this.

>>82122075
someday ill sit on daves dick

>>82121288
That doesn't make it less of a pun

>>82122083
Do go on.

>>82116699
who is ipgd and why should I care

>>82122141
no

>>82122056
You introdue aspects without explanations, may as well not introduce them at all.

We don't know what Mages do, because the only characters who are assigned to them are Sollux and Meulin and you may be forgiven, if you don't know who they are.
Same with Doom. Only characters are Sollux and Mituna.

A small note would be appreciated.

>>82122143
hussie's right hand tripfag, and you shouldn't

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>>82122166

>karkat topping anybody

This seems wrong.

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>>82122181

>>82116699
Source?

>>82121825
they already did during cascade

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>>82122194