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Enough of that Homestuck shit. There's only ever been one great MSPA, and it certainly isn't the one about kids in houses.

Check out this new track by Tensei:
http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/143225909055/ill-have-to-do-some-explaining-for-this-one-ive
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>>82107313
Thanks Anon, now we can talk about the best of Hussie's work.

Post best characters.
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>>82107368
>now we can talk about the best of Hussie's work
that's not Whistles
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>>82107368
I'm going to go with death.
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wait what
new Problem Sleuth music in 2016?
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>>82107368
wrong Ace Dick, fampire
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>>82107368
Daily reminder that Tensei and Malcolm Brown have done more to define MSPA's musical legacy and influence more than Toby "Oopy stye" ever has.
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>>82107517
>Oopy stye
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>>82107517
toby is the celebrity, though.
Hell, shit shit got a big, distracting spot in collide
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>>82107592
people just like toby more because he does chiptunes and chiptunes are hot
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>>82107517
That's cool and all but Undertale is better than anything Tensei and Brown could ever do in their lives will be.
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>>82107517
can't we let them all be happy and successful at Hussie's expense
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>>82107517
I know but Toby "nobody gave a shit till I made Megalovian" Fox has made some important contributions.
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>>82107368
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>>82107517

Come on now, I'm not saying that Tensei and Brown haven't done a lot of amazing shit for MSPA music but you can't deny tracks like Black just because Radiation is the most popular.
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PS had the best ending ever. I would have lost my mind waiting for updates had I read it while it was being published.
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>>82107700
he did Black, Atomick Ebonpyre, and Descend before Megalovania was popular
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>>82107700
>>82107891
He made Megalovania years before Homestuck existed.
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>>82107941
back in 2008
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>>82107891
Yeah he has me for life with Descend

I don't get it though why the competition, he added amazing sounds to the comic along with Tensei, Brown, and Buzenkai, among all the other early Act musicians
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Do you think Hussie would ever consider a sequel to PS?
Or if not a full sequel, some kind of short comic, like something on Paradox Space, about the adventures of Team Sleuth in the real world?
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>>82108025
old Hussie is dead
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>>82108025
hussie's sense of humor has been poisoned by the sense of responsibility
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>>82107517
Why you guys gotta shit on Toby, he's literally harmless
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>>82108035
I want to believe. Even something in the Style of Act 4 would be nice. Or a continuation of the Inaugural Death of Mr. Seven series.
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>>82108035
>Old Huss will never dazzle us with his quick wit and sharp social commentary ever again
it 8urts
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So how do you feel about RoxyCallie being canon in the end?
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>>82108025
He did do the short paid-for panels a little bit after.
Interestingly that's where a lot of Homestuck mechanics were foreshadowed and came into play, like the Retcon juju and PLOTHOLE.
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>>82107313
You made a huge mistake in creating this thread when there wasn't a Homestuck thread up to keep this from happening: >>82108126
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>>82108126
I'm still finding it funny that people are going "DAVE WAS FROWNING AT THE END THEY HATE BEING AROUND JADE"
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>>82108126
john is fucking that ass all night and day
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>>82108066
And fame and success.

>>82108074
Mostly jealousy and spite.

>>82108119
>tfw when reading back on his old comics
>No more zoosmells
He was so on point, like damn.
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>>82108126
I don't feel anything. Because it isn't.
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Ace Dick is one of the best characters in MSPA.

>>82108126
Feels C O N F I R M E D, man.
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>>82108182
>Implying John's fucking Calli's skeleton ass
Eww no gross. Only nice lesbian snuggles are being had by her and Roxy.
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>>82108182
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>>82108173
But Dave was smiling? These people don't even watch the fucking videos.
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>>82108126
>posting LE's anime smut on a SFW board
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>>82108219
It's John's duty to fuck the lesbian out of her, even if she's a skeleton.
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>>82108186
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt apparently.

>>82108204
No he's not, his imagination is so utterly shitty.
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>>82108204
I love how fucking ridiculous this increasingly became
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>>82107886
I started reading when it was in the middle of Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad's fan cord side quest. I don't remember ever getting as junkie-tastic for PS updates as I did HS in its prime, but that might be because the fandom wasn't so large and active. It was nice when it was ending how new people heard the news and started checking it out, and seeing that it'd always had fans on /co/.
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>>82108219
>implying that isn't the best ship
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>>82108182
John "I can retcon so faggots better get gone" Egbert strikes again.
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C O N F I R M E D
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>>82107313
I literally just reread all of problem sleuth the other day.
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>>82108262
John "I went back in time to cleave away the Gay" Egbert to the rescue.
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>>82108156
This. Fuck you, OP. Use your brain.
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>>82107313
Has anyone made a 3D replica of the Problem Sleuth map in oculus yet?
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>>82108230
They know Davekat's a sunk cause and just want to grasp at the last few straws they have.
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>>82108315
John "The Hetero the Bettero" Egbert did what had to be done.
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Assume that the next MSPA is as good as or better than Problem Sleuth and early Homestuck. Hussie's magnum opus and shit. This is a what-if scenario, so bear with me.

What kind of genre would you want? Fan commands or no commands? Short or long?
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John "Make the Hets get Wet" Egbert
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>>82108315
>>82108366
But Jade's the one who made things straight again. John needs to pick up the fucking pace if he wants to live up to his name.
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undying classics
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>>82107476
That's not And it Don't Stop
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Have a WIP of a karkat/gamzee strife
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>>82108413
Where are the Jade ones
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>>82108126
Is it just me or were the Cherubs that absolute worst addition to the story? People will cite the Trolls, the Alphas and the Alpha Trolls but Callie/Caliborn/Alt!C were like fanfiction additions to the story. They served absolutely no purpose and you could LITERALLY tell the same ending without them, sans the parts with Caliborn. Calliope was so useless by the end she was stationed with the Mayor.

Snake-Skeleton angel children really fucked up this story for the worse.
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>>82108413
I have been looking for this list and hoped it would get posted again.
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>>82108126
god damn Calliope is tiny
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>>82108448
nobody cares about Jade
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>>82108389
It depends on what it's about. If it continues the parody of old adventure games, then fan commands and short.
If it's something completely different, then no commands, and of medium to long length (but not as long as Homestuck).
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>>82108389
I just want to see him do anything new for himself without all the baggage accumulated from Homestuck going wildly out of control
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>>82108476
It's just you.
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>>82108366
Remember when for a very very short time, John's sex classpect inverted and he became John "I'm a Like the Dyke" and "It's A oKAY to be a Gay" Egbert for a bit?
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>>82108448
>Jade "Breed me or bleed out" Harley
>Jade "Put a baby in me or I put a bullet in you" Harley
>Jade "Babydaddy or Verydeady" Harley
>Jade "Finish inside or your insides are finished" Harley
>Jade "Make me a mother or I make you a corpse" Harley
>Jade "You're either a new dad or you're now dead" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or evisceration" Harley
>Jade "If the dick goes out so does your lifespan" Harley
>Jade "Creampie or deadguy" Harley
>Jade "It's my womb or a tomb" Harley
>Jade "In nine months you'll be a parent or wormfood" Harley
>Jade "Fill or kill" Harley
>Jade "It's Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>jade "soulmate or no mate" harley
>jade "all night is alright" harley
>jade "stay in and you win" harley
>jade "fill me while you drill me" harley
>Jade "Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Inseminate or I'll Castrate" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Chest, Get Granted Eternal Rest" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Face, I'll Exterminate Your Race" Harley
>letting anyone every pull out
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>>82108389
Fan commands definitely. It was the main draw of Mspa in the first place. Maybe he doesn't need to take exact commands but at the very least he should take a vague sense from the readers
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>>82108476
Calliope was boring shit but Caliborn was the best part of Act 6.
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>>82108501
>Homosuck: the Movie, featuring Carl the Cuck as John
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>>82108476
>They served absolutely no purpose and you could LITERALLY tell the same ending without them, sans the parts with Caliborn.
>They served absolutely no purpose except for the character who served a purpose
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>>82108389
Fantasy-Comedy Action Adventure. With more Drama and Webcomicy, tone mood-whiplash towards the later parts, hell go full Dominic Deegan on it.

Commands allowed only at select key-parts, not every panel.
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>>82108289
I started a reread but then I got bored shortly after DMK showed up
Maybe I'll resume reading it later today
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>>82107886

I got into PS about halfway through the DMK fight, it was maddening to get caught up and then have to wait for updates.
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>>82107368
Why did you post the female Ace Dick?
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>>82108477
glad to help
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>>82108476
Caliborn had been my favorite character since I started reading him.
I connected to him.
The dancestors and Alpha kids were awful though.
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>>82108543
who will Maddie play?
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>>82108485
I don't think there is anything about this picture that doesn't make me uncomfortable

even John "Unloading mags in a fags" Egbert is making eyes at what was once dave.
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>>82108425
That's not Stuff North Bought.

>>82108476
It's just you. They're the best characters with the most interesting alien traits and they fit into the story just fine.
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>>82108485
dave does
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>>82108126
Why couldn't it have been Caliborn who got to live his lewd h*nd-h*lding fantasies? He worked so much harder in life than his sister did.
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>>82108647
oh thank god the thingsnorthbought tumblr is still up
I thought maybe he had deleted it
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>>82108512
I don't doubt it.

>>82108529
Too bad Caliborn's quest and injection into the story was pointless, cause ZOMG TWIST LE isn't actually him at all but a sweaty horse loving asshole inside some Shades and a gross cloun.

>>82108548
Fair enough, allow me to back-pedal.
They served ABSOLUTELY no purpose.
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>>82108709
Female privilege.
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>>82108543
ROXY: callie and i need some alone time, ok john?
JOHN: Are you kidding me?????
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>>82108485
Why do people insist on making daves hair look like that, how can they look at the sprite and see that half baked cabbage.
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>>82108501
is this literally john?
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>>82108647
>It's just you. They're the best characters with the most interesting alien traits and they fit into the story just fine.
Really How.

Caliborn's entire adventure and quest amounted to nothing, if we're counting what occurred onscreen. LE might as well be an entirely different unrelated character.


Cali speaks for herself.
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>>82108714
>Too bad Caliborn's quest and injection into the story was pointless
>LE isn't actually him at all

how are you this dumb
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>>82108620
Either Jade or Vriska
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>>82108753
They don't.
Those are drawn by people who just read the wiki and pretend to know what comic they're drawing.
IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE DON'T DRAW DAVE'S BIRD.
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>>82108739
If Roxy goes gay there is still that black relationship with Terezi that was hinted at.
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>>82108813
>If Roxy goes gay

>can't even kiss ded Jane, her best friend

laffo
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>>82108770
THERE'S GOING TO BE AN EPILOGUE JUST WAIT
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>>82108839
>implying those kinds of people read the comic

they probably think davejadekat is a thing
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>>82108813
>John beats the shit out of terezi to vent his frustrations
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>>82108813
TEREZI: SORRY JOHN, BUT 1 4GR33D TO ST4Y 3XCLUS1V3 W1TH VR1SK4 1N TH4T QU4DR4NT NOW.
JOHN: Are you kidding me??????
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>>82108839
>Rather kiss a skeleton than Jane

>Proof Jane is doomed to loneliness
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>Lord English is a green skull man timelord who talks in green caps, hates women and wants to kill everything

>Caliborn is a green skull child timelord who types in green caps, hates women and wants to kill everything


>NOOOOO CALIBORN ISNT LE CUZ GAMZEE AND EQUIUS ARE IN HIM!!!!!!!!!! ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn, I have seen this shit countless times on HSG and it only gets more retarded.
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>>82108852
>The epilogue is posted 10 years later, on the 13th of April
I would be in my mid 30s by then. Are there even any Homestuck fans older than 30?
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>>82108775
I mean in terms of narrative connection and meaningful developments Caliborn being part of LE doesn't really do anything for what little we see of LE's character, and it puts a hard cold stop to Caliborn existing at all. We might as well not have had him or have them be separate individuals, with one like a puppet or manifestation.

So he's not him really. He's the corpse of Caliborn mangled with a cloun, sweaty horse-shades and hatched from a Cueball into a meatgrinding lug. It's like saying Condy and Meenah are the same, storywise.
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>>82108839
no one wants to kiss jane
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>>82108921
see >>82108911

Meenah and Condy have the same exact personality, whereas Caliborn and LE (for what we can infer by his actions; see enslaving tons of powerful women) do as well
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>>82108911
I automatically disregard anyone's post who doesn't accept the canon ending that LE drew act 7 and Homestuck ended on a cliffhanger because Hussie Zahaak.
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>>82108911
Wow great superficial differences you just pointed out. And those amount to say, one top-page panel where he talks to Damara? Great show.

The parts of Caliborn that actually matter, that the audience enjoys and likes are for the most part dead and inert inside LE. They may occur as off-hand explanations for his anger and outbursts but for the most part LE is a mindless zombie of a frankensteins monster and being part of Caliborn is meaningless.
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>>82108911
Sollux is a grey alien who killed his exmatesprite, killed a lusus once, and is moody.
Eridan is a grey alien who killed his exmatesprite, killed a lusus once, and is moody.
No body calls them the same character.
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>>82108879
Should I write a fic about john brining in roxy during a black fling with terezi or do the rose teaching roxy how to be a dom with john instead?
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>>82108987
>matesprite
buddy
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>>82108947
Wrong. We see Condy speak/type.
Caliborn has a clear personality.
LE is just FRAGGORRRR I'M THE FUCKIN INCREDIBLE HULK. Everything we infer about him is inferred indirectly or stated from other characters.
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>In the Game Over timeline he sat by while Gamzee fucked Terezi up mentally and did nothing to stop him
>Is killed easily by Gamzee when he tries to stop him from threatening Terezi
>In the new timeline he essentially becomes an accessory to Dave and accomplishes little to anything on his own
>He never realized his power as a leader
>He never even got to lead the new trolls from the matriorb
I'm still fucking mad.
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>>82108998
Do the second one, although your capitalization and spelling gives me some doubts about your writing ability.
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>>82108998
rose teaching roxy
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>>82109007
What was the diamond thing called then? I feel so stupid.
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>>82108998
Neither. You must write about John getting cucked by every love interest he ever had in Homestuck and ending up watching them all have an orgy in front of him while he hysterically screams "ARE YOU KIDDING ME????" while masturbating in tears.
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>>82108998
>making me choose
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>>82108428
that's actually pretty nice
if i may suggest improvements: have the individual slash effects be a bit more dynamic, and have the damage indicator show up a bit after the 'attack' starts
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why are wv ascend, enter, jack ascend, descend, jade enter, wake, and prince of heart rise up, so good?
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>>82109055
Moirail but i dont know if i am spelling it right
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>>82109055
>not even the right quadrant
holy christ
the diamond thing is moirails
matesprits are hearts
SPRITS
not sprites
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>>82109055
moirails

they just mean the term for people in hearts is "matesprits," not "matesprites"
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>>82108911
He's obviously mostly Caliborn but being combined with three other people has to have some effect on him
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>>82109093
Oh yeah, thanks anun.
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>people are desperately shipping davepeta with jade to get jade out of the way
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>>82109095
You loose some, you lerne some.
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>>82108839
She had blood coming out of her mouth

That's kind of gross
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>>82108770
I doubt I could convince you to 180 on such a significant story opinion. I adore their designs, I found their body-sharing situation fascinating, I thought their dynamic was fun and interesting, I found Calliope charming and sympathetic, I found Caliborn hilarious and engaging, I thought their mystery fit the tone of the story, their reproductive process is grand and interesting, and I thought Caliborn's fucked up session was great. Lord English fell flat as a threat but he brought meaning back to death and the Felt and Scratch wouldn't have existed without him. He was a great unknown threat for most of the comic, I just wish it was followed through more at the end.
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>>82109109
>>82109095
>sprits
>not spirits
Have I also been retarded this entire time?
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>>82109170
i'm afraid so, anon
i thought it was "incinisphere" until act 6 act 6
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>>82109170
yeah
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>>82109170
Yeah, the matesprite matesprit was a huge issue that people had years ago. I've never heard of matespirits.
I also didn't really pay attention to the whos dating who aspect of the comic.
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>>82109150
I hope Hussie confirms Davepeta as fucking dead.
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>>82109150
>davesprite left her anyway and is probably dead
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>>82109170
yes, but it's ok

just remember it's a portmanteau of "mate" and "esprit"

or don't cause who cares lmao
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>>82109210
I'm still not 100% sure what the difference between The Medium and the Incipisphere is.
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>>82109210
Holy shit what
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>>82109276
I guess it was confusing because spirit made sense too
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>>82108998
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>>82109280
I think the Medium is the game and the incisiphisphere is the game's solar system?
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>>82109162
Don't get me wrong, I used to love Calli and Caliope as characters, the same way one could theoretically like say, Eridan or Mituna, or even Nepeta.

But they were hyped up so much and amounted to so little storywise that it really left a sour taste in my mouth and whatever interest in them there was, was sort of hard to manage with their irrelevancy. If their actual plot inclusions and uses are as engaging as their backstory and designs I might feel differently. I mean look at LE and Caliborn as a villain, he had a lot of development and focus put in throughout Act 6 but when it came to COLLIDE and the final showdown, he was a very minor footnote that was dealt with almost offhand, with the Noirs and Condy being more of antagonist then even him. The kids didn't really confront him (onscreen) at all and we don't SEE his active and physical antagonism of the kids and story so it seems really pathetic by comparison of the other villains, or even say Bec Noir who killed several characters directly, not implicitly.

LE just stayed out of the spotlight too long and did things backstage to be an effectual villain. It's like Dave said, why the fuck should they care about him anyway? What did he do to them personally, individually? And he's right.
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>>82109280
I think the Incipisphere is the dimension players are transported to, but the Medium is everything inside the Veil?
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>>82109162
Calliope has the personality of wet cardboard. Her logs even with otherwise fun characters were a boring slog.
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>>82109374
Just went to the wiki, close but wrong way round.
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>>82109410
Calliope can make any log boring and Caliborn can make any log great
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>>82109374
>>82109404
OK I kind of thought the Medium was the space holding all the sessions for SBURB, including the Furthest Ring, while the Incipisphere is the space of a single session, including that session's Prospit, Derse, Skaia, Battlefield, and player planets.
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>>82109280
large circle = incipisphere
small circle = medium
or such is how i understand it at least
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>>82109349
You drive a hard bargin angle
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>>82109410
Did we read the same comic? I read the one that had a really abhorrently disappointing and unsatisfying ending, and an adorable skull girl who was very charming and thoughtful.
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I need your input. So I'm trying to pin point who the exact protagonists of Homestuck are, and I've found that characters introduced at the start of a Part (excluding Meenah) seem to fit this description. John appears on the first page with Part 1: Homestuck. Karkat appears about 2000 pages later in Part 2: Hivebent. Meenah, while not having an introduction page, is the point of view character for interacting with the rest of the Beforus trolls, so I believe that counts for something. Caliborn opens up Part 4 with Homosuck with Shitty John as his avatar. My only issue is that, while Jane opens up Part 3: Homestuck (Alpha), she doesn't behave in the same way as the other protagonists. So, /hst/, I have a question for you. Who of the Alpha kids is the protagonist of Part 3?
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>>82109621
its Roxy, read the comic
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>>82109584
I don't like charming, thoughtful people. I like 12 year old assholes who eat sugar and troll people on the internet all day while preaching misogine.
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>>82109621
Karkat isn't the protag of anything. He does nothing, amounts to nothing, and most things are outside his control.
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>>82109621
There isn't one

It's supposed to be Jane, but Jane is fucking useless
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>>82109621
It's Roxy, did you really think you had to set up all this song and dance to get us to admit that? We say it all the time.
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>>82109621
Roxy
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>>82109584
Only the first part sounds like Homestuck.
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Katnep
Im on my way, im making it.
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>>82109621
I'd say either Roxy or potentially Dirk. Their importance changes throughout Act 6, with Dirk becoming much less relevant later. Roxy's importance increases, being the only one to escape with John out of the Game Over timeline, while Dirk is left behind.
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>>82109650
I like Caliborn more than Calliope too, as much as I love her, but having a personality you don't like doesn't amount to "wet cardboard."
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>>82109696
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
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>>82109621
"Protagonist" is entirely too nebulous of a phrase to try to pin it down. And it doesn't really matter.
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>>82109699
>>82109669
>>82109663
>>82109637
This is what I was leaning towards, I was just wondering if anyone could make a legitimate case for Jane.
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>>82109702
I never called her that. Another anon did. I would call her a wimp who's too afraid to speak her mind which led to her eventual downfall.
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in order for me to show my dissatisfaction with act 7, let me, anonymous, tell you how every aspect of homestuck is now shit
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>>82109584

shes what "charming and thoughtful" is like when you're robotically piecing together the last components of your comic and your only passion is for a few of your older characters
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Reminder that this is a Problem Sleuth thread and that thread hijacking is against the rules
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>>82109702
Calliope barely had a personality. She was "nice". That's it. Half the cast were nice, and they had other things going on too.

Actually, let me correct that. That was Alpha Calliope. AltCalliope was an interesting starting point for a character, though she didn't get fleshed out like she deserved. She can also be summed up with a single word, "good", but she was unlike any other character. She was focused entirely on the bigger picture. She was cold and hard and kept her emotions deeply suppressed. Shame Hussie didn't do much with her.
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>>82109783
I don't give a fuck.
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>>82109699
>game over dirk blames himself for everything and floats off alone into the artifacts
>roxy gets to go fix the timeline with john, dirk stays
that was fuckin sad
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>>82109783
Every character in Problem Sleuth is better than Calliope.
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>>82109783
Just top up the Problem Sleuth count to keep the thread going.
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>>82109410
That's a dandy opinion and all but I find her very interesting and think her kind, friendly personality isn't wet-cardboard-like at all. She's not especially dynamic but she's genuine, sympathetic, clever, and creative. I enjoy her lines and her relations to other characters.

>>82109380
You're generally right. Like I said, Lord English was a letdown as a villain for the kids because he didn't do much to hurt them personally, he was just vaguely implied to be a universe-destroyer on the hunt for Calliope. LE lacks the charm of Caliborn and was generally a poor villain. But I don't think his poor handling ruined the best characters any more than Karkat's hilarious early logs are ruined by his downward trajectory into irrelevance.

Like, you juxtaposed her with The Mayor to emphasize how she's unimportant, and I totally agree he was poorly handled in Act 6, but WV's still an incredible character. One of my favorites in the whole comic! Spades dying before he could fulfill his dibs on English didn't retroactively ruin him. PM getting relegated to nothing but chasing Jack for an entire act didn't retroactively ruin her. They're good characters whose endings were poorly handled. That's all. The story was too crowded and Hussie decided Vriska's more important than any of them. Can't be helped.
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>>82109837
Go to hell, you shitty hack
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>>82109837
YOU'RE WELCOME
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>>82109621
John, Karkat, Vriska, Roxy, Meenah, Caliborn.
There you have it. (Yeah, Karkat and Meenah don't really do anything, but oh well, at least they're protags in name).

>>82108913
There are a bunch; I can think of VastDerp off the top of my head. Fandom's pretty old, after all, back in the days of Star Trek fanzines it was full of 20-35 year olds.
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>>82109584
Cali was interesting until her reveal and post-death. Then she became boring and useless, much like Jade.
Is it just destiny for Space players to lose all their charm suddenly after a certain point?
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reminder that dolorosa is the best troll
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>>82109824
There's no recovering mentally from that outcome for some people, Dirk being one of them. Honestly, it says a lot about John and Roxy that they have the mental fortitude to keep going after such a massive loss, really reinforced my positive feelings for both of them even if the primary reason for their fortitude is ignorance.
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Do you think that if we imply that Hussie is a misogynist for not including Terezi in the final shot at the end, we can get him to break radio silence?
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>>82109858
Calliope never had WV's chance to be a good character, she was only in Act 6. You can't blame poor handling.
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This is my favorite PS page. What's yours?
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>>82109953
My favorite arc was the plug arc with the long lass.
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>>82109953
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>>82109924
If the hundreds of tumblrites calling him a homophobe for not doing davekat couldn't do it, we couldn't either
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>>82109924
No. Accuse him of being ableist instead.
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>>82109981
Those corsets were bloody hard to get your head around at the beginning
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>>82109621
Doesn't matter because they aren't as important as Vriska
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>>82109994
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>>82109953
You consume your counterparts, ZAD and FAD, finally uniting as one mean, strapping Dick of unprecedented VIM.

A phenomenal transformation takes place.

You become...

My God.

YOU BECOME...

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001718
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>>82110029
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>>82110016
Anon, they're supposed to go around your chest, not your head. Not at all.
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>>82109921
yea. its just so weird to have a character not die when things go terribly in homestuck, i guess thats what made it stick out as particularly awful because you had one of our most level headed heroes completely defeated but still alive
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>>82110058
That was probably the main reason I was struggling
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>>82109921
>John
>Roxy
>ignorant
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>>82110098
>Dirk
>Level-headed
I'd say he has more mental issues than Dave even. He is just better at masking them through aloofness.
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>>82110030
I love how distinct the detectives' personalities were despite never speaking any lines
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You know, if the 8 kids never went to fight Caliborn, then he'd never be able to leave his planet and wouldn't become Lord English

poor foresight for a couple of seers
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>>82109702
Take Nepeta. Make her speak in a very proper and dignified manner.
Replace her hunting by another harmless hobby, like fanfic/fanart.
Add a slight theme of isolation and curiosity.
Give her plot ties to the Big Bad Evil Guy of the story so some prophecy justifies making her relevant.
There. You've got Calliope.

>>82108911
The problem with LE is that we don't see him talk or act; we only see the results of his actions, or people talking about him, and Scratch speaks on his behalf. That's why there's a disconnect between LE and Caliborn, despite them being the same guy. The former might as well be a big robot piloted by the latter over a distance.
Also this >>82109380

You know what? Writing this post, I noticed the problem with the Cherubs is that a lot of their personalities are informed rather than shown.
Calliope is nice and cute because characters say she's nice and cute, even though she hasn't done a lot of nice and cute things.
Caliborn is the villain because characters say so, even though he's never really done anything to make us care about his defeat.

>>82109858
Honestly, I often find myself hating all of a character's arc because its ending was shitty and rushed, but you're very right. It's important to remember there's no such thing as "retroactively ruined"; the good moments are still good.
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>>82110174
they had to make LE so they could make their universe

cmon thats obvious
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I know johns theme is doctor and Dave's is ascend, but what are the other kids? Did the alphas even have leitmotifs?
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>>82110175
>The problem with LE is that we don't see him talk or act; we only see the results of his actions, or people talking about him, and Scratch speaks on his behalf.

This was done intentionally, of course. He's the antithesis of Scratch who is ridiculously verbose and writes text walls.

It just didn't work for a lot of people on here.
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there's a in plot reason why the ending of Homestuck is so weird and that's kind of interesting to say the least
but what reason is there for Vriska to be the main character?
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>>82110250
Muh puzzle
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>>82110206
I was going to say yes, but aren't they bought from Consorts? It seems like an important function of the game aspect of the game, though. Maybe they were given out as treasure?
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>>82110263
mary sue parody wins in the end
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>>82110250
Hussie had to make LE a mute because he wrote himself into a corner when he made his personal font size too big to be practical for anything other than a few words in alt text.
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>>82109858
In my humble opinion, Characters become less good based on what they do, or don't do, in the comic. You can have the coolest personality and design of all but without deeds to back it up your nothing but a pitch, a promise undelivered. That was what made Homestuck good early on, its use of show dont tell. On a basic level we depended more on actions and commands Then their pesterlogs.

Just look at the Alpha trolls. Great potential, no payoff.

I'm not one of those who reads a story for fanfics and fan art. So for me it's either be relevant and interesting in story, or never.
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>>82110293
>who is DBZ Jake
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>>82110280
Your thinking of fraymotifs
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>>82110263
Mouthpiece/stand in for the whole idea of flipping off narrative convention.
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>>82109943
I'm blaming the cherubs failing to be relevant to the plot as a whole on poor handling, not anything about Calliope specifically. She was a good character and Lord English being a shitty villain doesn't ruin that is what I'm saying.

If I have one complaint about her character it's that she was relegated to Mayor-tier plush doll standalong shortly after her revival, which was relatively late-game and I wasn't expecting her to fight or anything as it was. She was pretty quiet back when Awful Useless Cat Rose was going around. I was hoping to see her engaging the other characters. I'll hold out to the epilogue for that.

>>82110175
>even though she hasn't done a lot of nice and cute things
Aside from Caliborn, he was consistently polite, friendly, and tried to be helpful with SBURB. She drew fanart of them to cheer them up. She wrote fanfiction of herself going on fun adventures with them and them resolving their romantic problems (which people call creepy, but she lived in a tiny room in another universe and her only socialization was with the romantic disasters that were the B2 kids, just let her live a little). And it's a visual comic, you can SEE the cute.
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>>82110098
I welcomed it in all honesty, it was solid story telling showing such an able character so utterly defeated like that, unwilling to press forward even if the option to right wrongs was possible through John. Now if we'd seen more scenes like that in the wake of LE's actions, we may have actually respected him as a villain.

>>82110115
Well perhaps ignorant is the wrong word to use; certainly I was aiming it more at John than Roxy, who confronts the harsh realities in burying Rose and uses that for determination going forward.
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>>82110354
Well, she was a baby cherub that didn't even enter the game. She didn't have a title, and her cherub powers wouldn't be competitive enough to compensate against people who literally destroyed the universe.
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>>82108934
I do.
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>>82110263
See this shit?
Act 5 is the moment Hussie began to care for meta bullshit, trolling the reader and "lol subverting your expectations" over actually telling a good story.

Vriska started out as the hidden mastermind, the sudden protagonist, the divisive anti-hero meant to rile up the fanbase, the Mary Sue parody.
She was the character with all the luck that got every second chance in the world, got away with everything and never learned.

And she stayed that way through the whole comic. And the cancer grew.

Moral of the story: Hussie does not know when to retire a meme.
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>>82110399
i agree
death became completely useless as a threat in story, it didnt mean anything to anyone because they were always instantly revived, god tiered, healed, dream bubbled or retconned
except for AR
;_;7
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>>82110433
She was the Muse of Space. A master class.
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>>82109953
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>>82110433
>She didn't have a title
You did not read the comic and have no right to discuss any part of it. Get out.
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>>82110491
>>82110514
i believe anon assumes you don't "get" a title if you die before playing the game
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Somewhere along the line, Hussie became the thing he was making fun of.
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>>82110263
In-comic Hussie is in love with her.
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>>82110543
Says who
She had a dream self, ergo she's a legit player
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>>82110491
Who got to do basically nothing. Okay, you can gain levels from doing non-fighting things, but I can't imagine she leveled up that much from writing smut, drawing fanart, and talking to her friends. She'd be like level 10.

>>82110543
No, I mis-spoke. I'm pretty sure you get actually "get" it when the session is instanced, I.E. at the start.
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>>82110433
>she didn't have a title
Okay did you skip the part where she, the Muse of Space, directly helped Roxy revive a nearly extinct alien race

If she'd gone around riding on Roxy's back they could have summoned any ridiculous thing in the battle against Condy come on

>>82109953
I'd have to do a reread but just look at this NB
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>>82109837
YOU'RE WELCOME

>>82109953
anything from the sudoku segment is gold
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how dumb do you have to be to get mad at a character meant to make you mad
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>>82110621
as dumb as the people who browse these threads
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>>82110621
How dumb do you have to be to get mad at someone making good guess about the comic?
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>>82109953
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001275
The entire sequence
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how dumb do you have to be to get disappointed at an ending meant to make you disappointed
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>>82110621
>meant to make you mad
How is this an excuse
>wow what the fuck why did you punch me in the face bro?
>haha what an idiot, I punched you in the face to make you mad and now you're mad
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>>82110684
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>82110545
Did the game ruin everything?
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>>82110483
>i didn't retcon it
>i just altered the plot retroactively
ok wow i forgot just how awful the formspring was
does anybody have the huge fucking essay he wrote to justify hussnasty
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>>82110724
Absolutely.
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>>82110724
he did
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>>82107517
Congratulations on your successful bait.
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>>82110545
I wonder how horrified and ashamed 2008-ish Hussie and present Hussie would be about each other.

>>82110621
Anon, just because the school bullies are trying to get a reaction out of you doesn't mean you're stupid for getting mad after three years of ignoring them.
You're not letting them "win" by being mad just because they want you to be. That's just an unhealthy mindset.
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>>82110730
That's clearly not a retcon though, it's just a shitty twist reveal thing
Why does no one know what retcon means
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>>82110730
Why was he justifying hussnasty style did people get upset over it?
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>>82110724
The comic was already on the decline, but the game only made things worse.
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>>82110821
they were terrified that was how the comic was going to look from that point on
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>>82110489
I'm still slightly annoyed the revival mechanic wasn't explained further in the comic, given that during the retcon meteor journey they clearly interacted with god tiered life players who should have been able to revive the murdered trolls, why the hell didn't they revive them?
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>>82108998
here's my take
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>>82111037
kek'd
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>>82110982
Pretty sure only a Maid of Life can do the revive thing.
Of course that raises the question of why they didn't just have Jane revive everyone once they got to B2 rather than Vriska's retarded "let's hold onto the kernelsprites as extra lives" plan.
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Do you think his next comic will allow readers to put in inputs?
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>>82111037
Fucking perfect.
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>>82111037
Well done and kek.
Any plans for the other one?
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>>82111037
>rosie

otherwise I love it
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SEPULCHRITUDE
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>>82110982
The justification, as flimsy as it is, was that WV wasn't quite dead and only a Maid of Life can revive the dead. Although that still left open the huge question of why they didn't get Jane to try to revive the dead trolls.
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>>82111123
rosie sounded like a cuter thing to say
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>>82111037
make Rosie "mom" and its perfect
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>>82111123
>implying she won't call her rosie
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>>82111037
A+
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>>82111174
>John names his and Roxy's kid "Rose" as the ultimate prank
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>>82111086
>>82111149
Ah okay, see that makes a bit more sense initially, I thought perhaps there'd be a more convoluted justification like the Life player has to be in an active session to revive people, given how abusable the dream selves abilities could conceivably end up.

As for the latter point you'd think Arquius and Terezi would have tried a bit harder to have their friend revived. The whole situation is pretty fucked, especially how Terezi just kind of goes along with Vriska on the matter.
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>>82111234
>The whole situation is pretty fucked, especially how Terezi just kind of goes along with Vriska on the matter.

the only person she killed was Tavros, which was in self defense, which is unfortunately legal as hell so Terezi would be fine with it

see: the Hateful Eight
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Homestuck's ending was so sparse and answered so little that people have to rely on a character's proximity to another to determine endgame ships rather than, y'know, dialogue. What the fuck happened?
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>>82111318
Hussie Zahaak
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>>82111277
You'd think Terezi would want to bring back Nepeta and Feferi and I guess Equius though.
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>>82111277
I meant her withholding the kernel revives, the Tavros situation is still pretty fucked though.
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>>82111277
>self defense
>when vriska murdered Arcadia And paralyzed tav
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>>82111234
Do people really forget that the trolls don't really give a shit about others not in their quadrants
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>>82111318
Ambiguous ships were intentional to try to keep shippers complacent so they will buy more shit.
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>>82111357
>Arcadia
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Let's be real, Vriska is ALWAYS in the wrong because she's VRISKA. If Scratch and the Handmaid warped in and beat the shit out of a defenseless grub Vriska 2-on-1, little grub Vriska would STILL have been in the wrong.
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>>82111372
What? That's not how it works.
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>>82111318
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>>82111406
You will never be able to use that really specific reaction image again
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>>82107313
>http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/143225909055/ill-have-to-do-some-explaining-for-this-one-ive
hoooly fuck this is good
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>>82111428
Do you think Dave and Jade let Karkat watch sometimes?
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>>82111460
/co/ has those stupid phone threads all the time, though.
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>>82111428
Why are Dave and Jade the only ones not to wear the starter outfits in the ending?
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>>82108255
lol'd at AD here

>>82108476
they were great. Calliope is a completely pointless character but she is just Caliborn afterbirth. the only problem with them is Araneas pointless and ultimately harmful infodump. their backstory shit should have either been left mysterious or explained in a much better way, or ideally be something completely different than what we actually got which actually matters to the story. something like, they're actually a divided Karkat, after shenanigans.
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>>82111526
It means Davejade is CANON
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WHO WAS VRISKA'S SOURCE

HOW DID SHE MAKE A PERFECT PLAN

did she die
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Weren't were we just talking about Problem Sleuth?
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>>82111562
Time travel
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I will never read Whistles the Clown
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>>82111507
He sleeps at the foot of their bed.
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>>82111562
sober rose
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>>82111562
two seers on the meteor phamily
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>>82111589
It's not that good.
I like the art though.
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>>82111526
Dave's baseball shirt is much more closely tied with his character than the default white shirt is.
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>>82111562
Cueball.
>>
QUICK
Post good Homestuck fansongs for me to listen to
Bandcamp, Tindeck, Youtube, I don't care just post'em
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>>82108389
Fan commands would be impossible with the size and toxicity of the fanbase
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>>82111589
you come into my house and then you say this to me
how could you
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>>82111589
That's extremely disappointing.
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>>82107636
fuckin zahhaks and their infatuation with lowbloods is the highest form of tragicomedy
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>>82111562
Wait for the Epilogue*

*Hiveswap, available on Steam only $29.99
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>>82111595
>>82111608
>>82111621
You can't see into that session, remember?

Wait, was that actually just for the Game Overed timeline, as a hint that it wasn't considered real by Pspace?
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>>82109953
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000567

Yeah not the most original but still makes me smile to this day. It's the quote that makes it.
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>>82111639
goddamn it i hate how the social climate made hussie delete this shit
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>>82108501
That guy looks too old but otherwise pretty spot on.
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>>82111562
She's a big 8itch
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>>82111638
http://tindeck.com/users/Trogg
Anything with a Homestuck-related picture is top-tier. You can't find a better fan musician than Trogg.
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>>82111507
Watch their kids? Yes.
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>>82111674
Hiveswap will have nothing to do with Homestuck.
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>>82108389
>the next MSPA
anon...
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>>82111640
>>82111648
Meaning I cannot find it anywhere
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>>82108389
>the next MSPA
Not happening
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One day I want to create an adventure on par with Problem Sleuth.

Problem Sleuth combination of point n click presentation, parodying RPG and vidya game mechanics, and overall inane and contrived bullshit, really gave me a rock hard boner. I want to see more shit like this.
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>>82111711
the main characters are Harleyberts
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>>82111675
Cue balls see everything.

She probably looked into it before using it to make Caledfwlch for Dave.
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>>82110724
Probably. The guy had millions stolen from him and put toward developing an entirely different game, forcing him to essentially re-start the development process from scratch.

Combine that with the rocky relationship he had with Rachel and their subsequent break-up, and well. That's the new Hussie for you.
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>>82111755
Make a Text Adventure. There's a website for it that's pretty easy but it's kind of hard to make a really long one. It's what I'm trying to do.
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>>82111782
They can't see into voided areas, remember? That was a thing that foiled even Scratch.
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Someday, when you least expect it...
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>>82111732
Holy shit it goes for 60 bucks on Amazon? I got mine for like 5 bucks back in 2010. Too bad I'll never sell it.

I'd scan it but I don't want to break the binding. If you really can't find it anywhere, I'll take photos of all the pages and fix them up for you.
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>>82111833
Hussie hates Spades Slick. He would never make an adventure about him.
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>>82111648
Someone post the pages where his arm gets chopped off.
>>82111732
Someone storytimed it way back when and didn't finish the storytime so I googled it and it led me to reddit which had a link of all the pages.
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>>82111698
>when she breaks your fucking legs
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>>82111806
He broke up with her? Awesome.
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>>82111732
chapter 1 - https://imgur.com/a/K5Q2J#0
chapter 2 - https://imgur.com/a/qxzzt#0
chapter 3 - https://imgur.com/a/3W9pL#0

there's also an unfinished chapter that Hussie had as a preview on his website, I'll see if I can find it
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>>82111698
>when she breaks into your house wearing a fairy dress and attempts to rape you
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>>82111709
Trogg is a fucking beast. Do you have any idea where he is now? His music is good enough to be on any of the official albums.
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>>82111675
Pretty sure it's just Roxy's influence
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>>82110821
because that rose was fucking ugly.
every other character he drew in hussnasty mode was fine.
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>>82111855
>>82111885
Oh shit thanks!
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>>82111862
It was a while ago, anon. Rumor was that she was cheating on him, so he bailed and started fucking some chick from Nevada.
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>>82111848
There was one point in time where you could get it for just the cost of shipping

I'm glad I got it when it was cheap, I got it autographed by Hussie at a con
>>
Calliope's name isn't supposed to be pronounced the same way as her trollsona's name, right?
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>>82111932
And? Roxy was only dead for a tiny piece of that timeline, BEFORE that.
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>>82111969
But it is. Callie Oh-Pee. Don't tell me you've been saying "Callie Ohp" this whole time.
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>>82111977
I have no idea what you're trying to say
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>>82111612
It's pretty good.
In the last unfinished chapter he introduces a character whose basically Proto-Eridan.
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>>82111949
Who was she cheating on him with?
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>>82111977
>the period of time Roxy was dead in the Main Timeline allowed for Vriska to formulate a proper strategy through omniscience, thus allowing for the game to be won

If hussie thought that through its rather clever
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>>82111969
It's not. Her name's pronounced Cuh-lie-oh-pee.

>>82111996
You're also mispronouncing it, anon. The first part doesn't rhyme with "alley", it rhyme with "a lie".
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>>82111949
I seriously doubt any of that is true but I'm glad she's gone
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>>82111996
Don't tell me you've been saying it "callie oh-pee"

Calliope is pronounced "kuh-lie-oh-pee"
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>>82111996
I was pronouncing it like the real word
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>>82112033
Which syllable is the stress supposed to be on?
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>>82111967
there was like a brief period where there was a restocking of it on amazon and i grabbed one then for $15
also got mine signed
huss kinda smiled when i handed it to him, i wonder how many people have him sign a copy of whistles in the sea of homestuck books
>>
I never finished Problem Sleuth. I don't really remember where I left off but I should probably go back and finish. It got pretty silly the part that I left off on and I thought it wasn't as interesting as the beginning, pretty much like Homestuck.

I don't know when I'll go through and finish Homestuck. I just didn't care at all from the point I left off and I doubt I will be able to remember anything in the ending for more than a week due to the nonsense that is that plot. Maybe I'll just watch the flashes.
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>>82112086
The second one
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>>82112091
I'm not sure what I'd have him sign. I don't think it'd be cool to hand him like a million books.
If I had to choose It'd be between my sbahj book and volume one of homestuck.

Or fuck the complete problem sleuth set.
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>>82112086
Second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5VhXnJeiQI
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>>82111885
http://imgur.com/a/WCmf2#0

Here's chapter 4.
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>>82111996
I pronounced it like that for a while.
I wanted the Cherub twins to both have the 'Cal' in their name, like Lil' Cal.
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>>82112137
Yeah that's the one
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>>82111760
Harleyberts who fucking died
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>>82112017
Don't know. I want to say it was one of Toby Fox's friends because they all lived in the same house together at one point, but I don't know exact details. I'm not really close in their circle so all I have are vague details like "she was cheating on him with someone, they broke up, he's fucking a chick in Nevada."
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>>82111996
I pronounce it Call ee ohp

I also pronounce Feferi as
Fef airy
pike seas
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>>82112019
You don't understand. The short Roxy-being-dead period was BEFORE the time period she was making plans for.
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>People don't know about Calliope music
Hussie's vocabulary is wasted on you
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>>82112214
I also pronounce it Fef airy. Fefuri sounds terrible. Same with A rad ia. It's A RAY dia dammit.
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>>82111949
>Rumor was that she was cheating on him
sounds fake
hard to imagine anybody cheating on the hussman while he was at his peak
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>>82112174
Joey had a hard life
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>>82112269
It's a-RA-dia you dingus
like the sun god
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>>82112125
the first con i saw him at he signed like 4 or 5 things for me, but i was also doc scratch so i dont know if that helped
the next year he was at comic con they put restrictions on how many things you could get, and they also capped the line with like a random drawing for a ticket
he's just too busy now, too many fans
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>Hussie will never do anything as good as the blogspot adventures ever again
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>>82112269
RAW*
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>>82112214
>Peixes
>Not pronouncing it peishiss
>In our Lord's current year
>>
Does anyone have Hussies old Academic art before he started making comics? There's that one realistic rendition of a Spinal Cord that I thought was really sick.
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>>82112286
>>82112303
I've never heard anybody say that. It's better than A rad ia.
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>>82112287
>I'll most likely never ever get a chance to have him sign one of these books

What if I just kind of like sent a copy into what pumpkin or something asking for one? Just like "yeah get the whole team to sign it"
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aw-raw-dee-uh is best girl
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>>82110761
I wonder if Hussie really thinks he was lame and unfunny in 2008 or if he just knows he can't be like that anymore because it isn't good for PR.
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>>82112214
Fef-airy is technically correct.

>>82112269
It is actually Ar-ah-dia. I think A-ray-dia and Fe-fairy are mouthfuls, Arahdia and Fefurry roll off the tongue.

(I also prefer Air-ih-den to the correct Airy-dan, which doesn't roll off the tongue at all.)

>>82112239
I'd seen the word calliope before Homestuck and I knew what the instrument was, but since I only read it I pronounced it "cally-ope".

>>82112304
I still have no idea on the proper pronunciation so I call them that as well.
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>>82112303
Would you lock Aradia in your basement to do unspeakable things to her and perhaps makes some money while you're at it?
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>>82112409
No, I would date her and be a wonderful boyfriend and love her very much.
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A new episode of Jackquest has begun!

>>>/tg/46844074
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>>82112409
What the fuck's wrong with you?
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>>82111806
Not millions. Hussie payed The Odd Gentlemen $800k to develop the first of two planned games. The full details of what happened next is unknown and apparently subject to NDA, but the outcome was that within a few months the relationship had completely broken down to the point that Hussie was being turned away at the doors when attempting to visit them in person. They reached a private settlement, the terms of which are completely unknown (again, subject to NDA), but probably he got at least some of the money back.

Then he decided to just run with it and try to make his own game studio, WhatPumpkin? NYC. This failed, most of the staff were dismissed, and the game is now in development by a core team of longtime MSPA contributors from all over the world, working over the internet (basically 'back to basics', just making Hiveswap like it was more MSPA).

It will probably never come out.
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>>82112386
>I think A-ray-dia and Fe-fairy are mouthfuls, Arahdia and Fefurry roll off the tongue.
There's no difference
>>
Uh-Ray-Dia
Tav-Rows
saul-ucks
kar-kat
nep-eatuh
kuh-naya
cunt
eck-wee-us
gamz-ee
air-ehdan
fef-airy
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>>82112409
No, that's what Vriska is for.
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>>82112521
>nep-eatuh
I hope this isn't the right pronounciation, she goes straight to worst-character status if true.
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>>82112571
Gog DAMN Nepedar that is a nice ass youve got there
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Was rosemary the only canon ship at the end?
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>>82112485
Meanwhile Dante Basco introduced Hussie to TV people who were interested in Homestuck as a show.
Doubt that's gonna go through after the failure of the ending.
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>>82112613
and John/Roxy

thats about it though, one hetero, one gay and hussie said fuck it
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>>82112613
JaneDad
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>>82112386
Feh-Fairy sounds the most thematically appropriately to me so that's how I pronounce it.
Feh-Fairy
Arah-dia, or A-rade-ia
Like Arcadia but without the C
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>>82112613
Rosemary, JohnRoxy, DaveJade

So much for that gay singularity
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>>82112620
I feel bad for Dante. He seems like a genuinely nice dude who hasn't realized that the comic and fandom are basically dead aside from a few stragglers who liked the good parts too much to let go.
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>>82112441
>>82112471
what too kinky for ya? it's not like she's real

>>82112535
vriska is pure :^) nah she's perfect for exactly that "
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>>82112369
i would ask ipgd about something like that
she's more likely to know how a request might be handled or if that happens frequently enough as it is
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>>82112620
Hussie's in way over his head
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>>82112662
I mean, around the time he found it it would have been a cash cow. But Hussie mismanaged it to death. The ending could have redeemed it, but it obviously didn't.
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>>82112640
>>82112658
John roxy wasn't canon. She used him for his ring then married callie.
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>>82112729
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>>82112620
What... what if hussie intentionally tanked the ending so he didn't have to deal with trying to make it a tv show
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Hussie is gay
Both of his self-insert Striders came out
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>>82112762
Crashing this webcomic... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
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>>82112792
Dirk is just gay for horses and puppets, which sounds like Hussie.
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>>82112792
Does this make Vriska a man?
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>>82112762
Cause everyone knows how much people hate money and fame.
And everyone knows the best way to fuck up an ending is to spend four years working on a giant animation.
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>>82112647
And without the a sound too because Are and Uh are very different
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>>82112798
>Terezi has no tits

fuck this artist
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>>82112805
>Dirk is just gay for horses and puppets
did you somehow miss the whole Jake thing?
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>>82112762
Or maybe it was just bad.
Hussie spent way too much effort making it for it to be anything but an intentional effort to be good. Then he realized too late that he had to make an epilogue, and is now huddling in a box somewhere maintaining radio silence.
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>>82112620
If they made a show or a movie with the same characters but a completely smoothed out plot it would be fucking great.
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>>82112839
he gave up on him though

horses and puppets are forever
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>>82112853
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>>82112831
DFC is the best
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>>82112515
There is, though. Specifically in Fe-fairy, the long A sound demands emphasis on the second syllable and disrupts the flow of it. Fe-furry has emphasis on the first syllable and the rest just... flows. It's nice.

I run into a similar problem with A-ray-dia but it's less egregious.

>>82112752
It's not confirmed but John/Roxy is one of the most contestable ships people seemed to have taken away from the ending.
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>>82112822
Hussie does seem to hate fame though. Look at pics of hi. As the comic got more popular
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>>82112862
Pretty sure it'd be unrelated like Hiveswap, a sequel, or this
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Name a better ship than DaveJade

You can't
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>>82112898
I told you to stop this meme.
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>>82112928
Why would I want to name a better ship?
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>fags so desperate forgay ships that they ruin a cute motherly friendship and turn the straightest girl in the comic into a romantic with the youngest character in the comic (calliope)

when will they learn?
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>>82112907
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>>82112910
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>>82112928
JohnRoxy
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>>82112947
>doki doki
Fucking weebs
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>>82112853
Hussie has never not maintained radio silence since 2012
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>>82112928
John/roxy, easy
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>>82112954
>straightest girl
Jane?
>>
Is it worth it to read $helby's NeoKosmos? I need something quick to fill the itch of disappointment Homestuck left me.
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>>82112928
It cannot be done
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>>82112985
Dave's probably a weeaboo and is canonically a furry.
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>>82113004
Absolutely FUCKING not holy shit
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>>82112998
blobs aren't girls
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>>82112829
Yeah. Uh-rad-ia, or Uh-rade-ea
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>>82113004
eh

Still not sure if it's actually going anywhere
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>>82113004
No. Read Kill Six Billion Demons instead.
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>>82112998
Jane never was grossed out by kissing another girl

Roxy is the straightest
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>>82113004
nah
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>>82113004
Hell no.
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>>82113054
You have been misled by good art into thinking this comic is actually good
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>>82112985
>implying your heart wouldn't go doki doki if you were just faceraped by a girl in that magnitude
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>>82112954
>turn the straightest girl in the comic into a romantic with the youngest character in the comic (calliope)
Hey don't blame us that Hussie made it canon
>>82108126
>>
wouldn't it make more sense to pronounce it the japanese-ish way
ah-RAH-dee-ah
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>>82113065
The other girl in that scenario was bleeding from her mouth

That's kind of gross
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>>82113092
Shut the fuck up $helby, nobody wants you read your bullshit.
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>>82113099
why would even think John was there instead of with his friends if it wasn't canon
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>>82113099
Take off your pedogoggles.
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>>82113092
You're thinking of Ava's Demon
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>>82113065
Roxy also said how hot jane was and literally married a girl skelly
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>>82112947
I always liked this pic. Something about a really affectionate Jade.
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>>82113149
What good is one demon if six billion of them are mediocre?
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>>82113004
You mean the comic they have no incentive to conclude due to it being related to their patron bux and literally being written for the tunblr audience?
That aside it lacks the same charm and spark other works have, it reads very much like it's being written for the sake of content then out of enjoyment.
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>>82113004
>>82113092
better solution
read string theory
http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/
its got good art AND its a good comic
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>>82113140
John knew the gay was infecting his waifu
He was just there to keep an eye out and weed the homo out of her and Callie you see

Then he could be with Roxy proper
And Idunno Callie could go be in Ships with the mayor or whoever
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>>82113167
>still thinking the comic has anything to do with actually killing six billion demons
Nice to know you've not even fucking read it.
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>>82112933
Quit the "John/Roxy is canon" meme.

>>82113004
Apothecia was a massive disappointment and Neo-Kosmos doesn't seem to be going anywhere, so I wouldn't.
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>>82113158
when she got the ring from john she was overjoyed

when she gave the ring to calliope she was just happy

explain this
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>>82113202
And now I don't want to. Why would you mislead your audience like that?
>>
Who are more desperate
Davekat or Roxy/Calliope shippers
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>>82113175
>Niggerton McNiggerson
>Jewnose Mcgee
No thanks.
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>>82113213
>when she got the ring from john she was overjoyed
Because she could propose
>when she gave the ring to calliope she was just happy
Because she knew callie would say yes
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>>82113224
Because lies and deceit are the cornerstones taught by YISUN, fucking dumb pleb.
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Why do you guys talk about shipping so much
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>>82113257
kek, ok you got me

fuckin pedos
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>>82113240
Why are you implying anyones desperate? DaveJade and RoxyCalli are just the canon ships that Hussie made visible to us in the end.
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>>82112336
I have all the rare Hussie files but they're kind of a bitch to sort through and I didn't see anything like what you said other than a couple of redlines that might not even be his

anyway Hussie went to school for computer science, not art
>>
>>82113092
That's wrong. I wouldn't expect someone who likes Homestuck to be able to appreciate a good story though.
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>>82113175
i can't tell what the artist is going for here and i'm not sure if they can either
superhero film noir is already a bad idea but the looney tunes facial expressions just kill it for me
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>>82113265
Because it's literally the only thing in Homestuck that wasn't completely ruined
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>>82113283
>DaveJade is canon

Well yeah
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>>82113265
Because Hussie stopped writing about plot and character development to focus on shipping. Of course, shipping Calli is hopeless as she's an eternal child that turns into an astronomical event to have sex and can't feel romantic love.
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>>82113314
POSTEM
Or mediafire or something
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>>82113330
what about pre-act-6 daoots-es like ar and doc scratch
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>>82113359
there's some personal photos in the collection
maybe I can gather up all the sketches though
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>>82113189
>Callie could go be in Ships with the mayor
Goddamn that reminds me that Hussie could have just drawn PM and WV hugging in the storyboard for Act 7 when showing off everyone in Can Town and their romantic tension would have been resolved and he couldn't even do that and we have no promises anything in the epilogue will resolve ANYTHING goddamn
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>>82113341
>Dave not taking off his glasses in a romantic gesture
Wrong
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>>82113388
>there's some personal photos in the collection
And?
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>>82113388
Why the fuck would you have personal photos in there?
>>
How old were the cherubs in earth years? 11?
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>>82113406
That's only for the special moments
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>>82113314
Well yeah but he did a lot of old pretty impressive art-school level art still, so he clearly has some skills regardless. Anyway it might've been by someone else, but I recall a bunch of rather realistic renderings he did.
>>
why is hussie so popular

what can i skim read to learn from him without having to go through his every work.
i plan to do that already, obviously homestuck last, but that's a long process and i'd like something else on the side.
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>>82113250
your loss

>>82113325
the early art wasn't intended to be colored because the main character sees in black and white, and the beginning is much more light hearted than the rest
things get a lot more serious once the pages go to full color
its definitely worth reading
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>>82113373
True
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>>82113444
He's popular because of Homestuck
that's basically it
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>>82113463
BEST
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>>82113463
the parallel piles continue
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>>82113325
>superhero film noir is already a bad ide
what is wrong with you
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>>82113463
>blush
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Name one kid who had a harder life than Jade.

You can't
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>>82113444
He's just a weirdly competent dude with a lot of obscure knowledge and razor sharp wit that a trained linguistic would find hard to match.
Skim through stuff like computer science and Gnosticism, then go watch the entirety of Star Trek TnG .
>>
>tfw realizing Roxy never followed through with her resolution to mack on the cute boy, or at least not onscreen
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>>82113463
there's handholding here and people will still refuse to believe that this is canon
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>>82113587
>Jade's life
>hard
>>
>>82113587
Dirk

that was easy
>>
>>82113587
A2 Damara
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>>82113587
dirk
dude raised himself
>>
>>82113597
Epilogues are made for such things.
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>>82113497
>Larry David
>Le Burnie Sandman Impersonator
Tumblr fug off pls haven't we suffered at the hands of jews enough.

>>82113587
Calliope
Eridan
Dave
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>>82113607
>alone for literally all your life and shafted by the universe itself
>>
Calliope has stated that she literally wouldn't be capable of the redrom love that the hypothetical Roxy/Calliope ship would require.

The real question is who did she ship together in her fanfics, and will she continue to do so
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>>82113519
>Hussie hears everyone talking about how much he fucked over Jade so he gives him some happiness and hooks her up with Dave
>then suddenly all the Davekat shippers whine

He just can't win
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>>82113655
>genius super scientist with an incredible home and an omnipotent dog guardian
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>>82113444
Read Olive Garden Adventure. It's his best work.
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>>82113593
I think you might just be a tad overexcited there, fellow troper
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>>82113655
Dirk was alone longer.

>>82113690
Everyone and everything.
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>>82113587
Jane
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>>82113693
>no human contact for almost all your life
>driven mad with grief from sheer loneliness
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>>82113428
Never actually confirmed. 11 "units" old. They've been referred to as both tweens and teens.

>>82113444
He's popular because of Homestuck but for starters read the comparatively shorter Problem Sleuth and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

>>82113463
>i can go propose to my girlfriend now thanks kid blueperson
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>>82113607
>Stuck on an island with no human contact other than people over the Internet
>Finally gets to spend face-to-face time with other people, but it gets ripped away from her in less than a day
>Has to go three long, lonely years with a dead brother and no way to contact her other friends
>Finally gets back with them, immediately gets mind-controlled and has to be put to sleep
>Finally wakes up just in time to do nothing significant whatsoever

Being Jade is suffering.

>>82113651
Dave didn't have an A+ childhood but he did better than Jade
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Sometimes I reread the comic and realize that finding a scene with Aranea was 100 times more irritating than any other character, including Vriska. Aranea got off way too fucking light.
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>>82113704
>Implying I go on TvTropes
What is it 2010?
>>
>>
Jade's weird way of speaking that's a vague southern belle accent because she hasn't been around other humans enough
>>
>>82113690
If Cherubs aren't capable of love why do both of them clearly get off to it?
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>>82113791
Aranea is literally Vriska but with a couple of redeeming characteristics
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>>82113751
Calliope can't age, Roxy will age to 18
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>>82113751
Caliborn is young enough to recognize John as a teen, regardless of units.
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>>82113806
>Jade's the daughter of a southern gentlemen
>Dave's from Texas
The pile gets higher
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>>82113791
Aranea had no reason to exist
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>>82113822
>Calliope can't age
You have no evidence that bodies stop growing if the ring is what brings them back to life.
>>
>>82113602
People denied Davekat when they would hold hands and watch romantic movies together, it makes sense that they'd deny this.
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>>82113861
Cherub + lack of other self = eternal child
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>>82113845
>>Jade's the daughter of a southern gentlemen
???????????????????????
>>
>>82113752
Dave was beat the shit out of by his homosexual Bro and raised by shitty gay puppets in a hot sweltering ass apartment.

Not to mention he grew up in Texas. TEXAS.
Compared to that Jade might as well have been raised in paradise.

>>82113791
Agreed. I weirdly really used to like her when the comic was updating serially. But re-reading any of her parts now is just too damn annoying, and knowing her ultimate fate it's hard not to hate her.
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>>82113879
Caliborn grew up and got huge, he just couldn't mature sexually and grow wings.
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>>82113814
Calliope finds it fascinating in an academic sense, and Calliborn finds it perversely unnatural, like weird fetish porn or zoophilia.
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>>82113822
Those are both assumptions with nothing proving them either way. Maybe Roxy's stuck at 16 forever and Calliope will age normally, making Calliope a predator in a few years if we went by really arbitrary ideas of "aging" in this series with immortality and revival and millenia in afterlives.

>>82113841
What does that have to do with anything
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>>82113815
>wants to talk and make you listen FOREVER
>like LITERALLY FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS
Vriska was bad but not THAT bad.
If Aranea had been the one on the Condesce's starship, the adult Mituna would have fucking killed himself rather than keep traveling.
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>>82113880
>hasn't read the comic
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>>82113752
>Dave didn't have an A+ childhood but he did better than Jade
i dunno man dave got his ass kicked on regular basis probably lived off cheetos and mountain dew
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>>82113902
What are you insinuating about Texas, bitch?
>>
>>82113880
You miss the part where Grandpa Harley was a wealthy southern gentlemen adventurer?
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>>82113947
???????????
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>>82113951
Also, the ball pit without balls while Bro shopped at Brajstop might be canon, we don't know.
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>>82113951
At least he wasn't geographically isolated from any other human contact
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>>82113880
Sassacre was a southern gentlemen. Derive from there. How the fuck do you not know this?
>>
>>82113947
That statue appears to have jaundice.
>>
>>82113903
I thought he was buff because he was 1/4th Equius
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>>82114006
Dave probably isolated himself because he's a emotional faggot
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>>82113967
Look at your Senator right now.
He represents the spirit of a broken people.
>>
It doesn't matter if Jade or Dave had a worse childhood, because both will make an effort to make sure their own kid grows up in a safe, loving environment.
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>>82114060
hello rato

>>82114062
amen
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>>82114060
The only broken spirits Ted Cruz represents are those of five people in California
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>>82114006
It's not like any of the kids had any friends aside from each other anyway.
>>
>>82114060
hello ratto
>>
>>82114060
Holy shit is it just me or does he look like CwC in that picture?
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>>82114060
squeak squeak


Dirk and Rose factually make for the shittiest parents of any of the kids.
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>>82114062
>only peers will be weird chess piece people and their own relatives
>better
>>
>>82114125
Yeah, but Dave had a chance. Jade never did.
>>
>>82114167
they can just play laser tag with the ectobiology machine to make people
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>>82114167
Why didn't they turn time for Earth backwards instead of forwards? I mean, they were taking it into the retcon juju, so it shouldn't matter that they were creating a paradox, right?

I am smarter than Andrew Hussie.
>>
>>82114006
>at least
solitary with a cool super dog that loves you vs living with bro
>>
Evil girls
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>>82114146
Well Alt!Rose raised Roxy, Best Girl so that's saying something.
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>>82114207
Because why the fuck would you play a universe creating game and then make the earth the EXACT FUCKING SAME?
>>
>>82114125
>John is an corpse-loving loser and couldn't make friends
>Rose is a passive-aggressive bitch and would be critical of everyone who even talked to her
>Dave purposely isolated himself
>Jade separated by an ocean
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>>82114227
It's a fucking dog

It is not suited to taking care of children
>>
>>82114251
Why the fuck would you play a universe creating game and go back to the exact same fucking planet you came from?
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>>82114239
Rose was fucking dead.

>>82114251
This is still a really great Roxy.
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>>82114167
>loving parents that try and avoid the mistakes of their own childhood
>not better
Not like the kids had a big social circle anyway. All their friends are either related to them or aliens too.
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>>82114239
>Alt!Rose raised Roxy

That's a lie.
Regardless, Roxy is an alcoholic attention starved slut
>>
What does the "fwug" in "fwugradiation" mean

>>82114251
Nostalgia.
>>
>>82114239
No she didn't. She was dead hundreds of years before Roxy showed up.

carapacians are canonically the best parents.
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2nd attempt at a karkat/gamzee strife
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Why didn't Bec just take her someplace that had PEOPLE? Or bring other kids to her? Even regular dogs are smart enough to try to get you to meet some other cool humans he found, and Bec was smarter than most presumably.
>>
>>82114254
its literally an omnipotent magic super dog who's main instinct is to protect
also did jade have her loving grandpa through her early years anyway so she could learn how to function
>>
>>82114254
It clearly did good enough. Jade managed to grow up healthy, surrounded by friends, with dog powers.

>>82114299
B2 Rose still had Seer powers, and her and Dave set up Roxy's and Dirk's houses ahead of time.
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>>82114341
thats a damn good flurry attack, but the last bit is deviantart tier
>>
>>82113175
I just realized one of the main reasons I got into Homestuck is probably because there was usually one panel to a page.
I'm so used to reading manga that I find it difficult to read western comics since I automatically reading start on the right side. Hopefully I'm excused because I can read Japanese.
>>
>>82114341
>this will never happen in canon Homestuck

Remember when the preview of a new song was posted and confirmed that it was related to Karkat?

When I heard that I was convinced that he was going to do something badass, with that track as the background.

And then iT NEVER HAPPENED
>>
>>82114322
Freeware Underground
it was a terrible site he apparently used to go to where all the moderators were underage and everything sucked
>>
>>82114346
Grandpa died when she was like three, and Bec was still a dog. It thought like a dog. It did dog things. It was as smart a dog.
A dog isn't something that is suited to teaching you life lessons, and Jade ended up raised on the internet.
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>>82114026
No, he explicitly says he gets big and strong gradually over time as he destroys universes.
>>
>>82114322
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/528402977930100736
>>
Who the hell is Rato?
>>
>>82114350
b2 rose can go choke on a trident
>>
think of all the weird celebrity children the kids will make with ectobiology
>>
>>82114431
I wish I had done that, damn.
>>
>>82114343
Bec was canonically very protective, plus he also was kind of guarding the island.
>>
>>82114409
>>82114431
Thanks!
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>>82111127
That final attack was so fucking amazing.
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>>82114251

Because you want to achieve FREEDOM.

Man, I wonder if Hussie has played Nocturne, or if it influenced Homestuck if he did.
>>
>>82114314
I think the curly hair comes from Dave's straight hair versus Jade's lovecraftian monster hair. Nevermind that isn't how it works.
>>
>>82114482
he also got the idea for the name "radiation" after seeing a game maker preset sprite of a nuclear waste barrel
there was a lot of gold on his old tumblr, i wonder if anyone has an archive
>>
>>82114533
The kids are weird god people who are genetically independent from every other human on earth. Who the fuck knows how their genes work. They might produce horrible monster children, or black people.
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>>82114576
>They might produce horrible monster children, or black people.
aren't those the same thing?
>>
>>82114460
>generations later, most of humanity kind of looks like Nic Cage but with dog ears
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>>82114486
>Homestuck ends with a boss battle
>no final attack
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>>82114681
Jade had almost achieved her goal of a world without black people, but fate had other ideas.
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>>82114707
That depends if dog ears are a dominant trait.
>>
i can't believe jadedave ended up the best ship
>>
>>82114932
DaveJade has literally always been the best ship
>>
i can't believe cloverkat ended up the best ship
>>
i cant believe the yellow yard ended up the best ship
>>
>>82115010
That's the name of the field not the ship you dumbass
>>
>>82115010
Remember when Hussie say he was only going to have one yard of influence in the story directly, and then he personally made Lord English happen?
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>>82114961
this
>>
Homestuck Vol. 10 soon.
>>
Hysterical Dame or Nervous Broad, fellas?
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>>82115026
fuck you dude, really? you ruined my post. apologize
>>
>>82115076
Fuck you, apologize to ME for wasting MY time with your sheer IGNORANCE
>>
>>82115073
Nervous Broad no question
>>
>>82115046
Do you think Dave would have banged grimbark Jade if she offered
>>
>>82115098
no you piece of shit i want you to apologize for making me look bad and i want you to do it NOW
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>>82115131
You made yourself look bad.
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>>82115073
They're both cute but Hysterical Dame for me.
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>>82115073
NB is too skinny for me, and there's something about a woman who's always excited, so HD it is.
>>
>>82115125
Yes, but it would have been a sweet banging. A gentle fucking, if you will.
>>
>>82115152
stop fucking with me and apologize bitch
>>
>>82115131
>>82115152
Runts, kiss each other
You kiss each other this instant
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>>82115125
Jade is the one who bangs
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>>82115339
>Jade's delicious meaty dock cock
yes.
>>
>>82115381
I felt my penis move from this.
Not often do I feel it moved.
What does this mean?
>>
>>82115381
No stupid
Even grimbark it's puffy puppy pussy
You can't expect BREEDING DUTIES to take place if she's got no vagina. Dumbass.
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>>82115381
And here I thought you had all killed yourselves already
>>
>>82115339
The level of obsession with this ship while being assmad about Davekat boggles my mind, because they both mean Dave's getting his ass reamed by a cock so it's gay either way.
>>
>>82115439
>>82115421
>muh vagina
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>>82115381
>dock cock

???
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>>82115465
No, Jade's vagina.
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>>82115458
faggots get out
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>>82115472
>expecting dogcock fans to be smart
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>>82115472
You know, suitable for docking. And ballfucking.
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>>82115489
>>82115439
Dave has to be porked by her delicious wet, dripping slimy oversized horse cock.
Deal with it.
>>
Any fics out there with DD/Jack interaction? Their panels talking to each other in the Intermission, Act 5.2, and Act 6.2 are all great.
>>
DUDE PUSSY LMAO
>>
>>82115603
>deal with it
Saying that doesn't make things true. Jade canonically has a vagina built for breeding. I get that your shit taste and lack of anything even remotely resembling intelligence makes it impossible for you to understand this, but maybe you could at least make an effort?
>>
>>82115628
ebin xDDD
>>
>>82115603
Dogs aren't horses, my man.
>>
So Jade has to give birth through her penis? That sounds painful and implausible.
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>>82115617
Yes.
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>>82115683
No, stupid, they come out her butthole.
>>
what if jade vomits out her babies?
>>
>>82115648
>Jade canonically has a vagina built for breeding
Nice head canon. But she merged with Bec who was male and a sprite who was just ghost-sexxed so whatevers down their might as well be a matter of speculation.

>>82115683
This is how Hyena's reproduce. Grill Hyena's birth babbies out their clit-dick.
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>>82115679
did someone say hornses
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>>82115648
>Jade canonically has a vagina built for breeding
Proof?
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>>82115683
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>>82115818
Sprites only have ghost butts, read the fucking comic.
>>
>>82115648
I feel like the dogcock Jade crowd are the same people who insist that Davekat is canon

a mixture of not very smart and very desperate


>>82115882
>expects dogcock fans to be able to read
>>
>let's make the cute girly girl have the dick
>along with the motherly lesbian

I will never understand these faggots.
>>
>>82115894
Futafags are as bad as femdomfags in shoving their fetish in everyone else's face.
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>>82113587
me
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>>82115882
It's a visual comic. You can SEE the characters you Dunkass.
And Davesprite ain't got no dick.
>>
>>82115938
Yeah but at least femdomfags are honest about themselves, futafags still deny that they aren't actually, you know, fags.
>>
>>82115926
If lesbians don't have dicks how would they fuck???
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>>82115926
There is nothing to understand
>>
>>82115988
But da clit in da bussy
>>
>>82115926
I'm not a futa expert, but I would assume giving the girliest girls cocks is the reason it's "hot". Because it's "wrong", I guess.
>>
>>82115818
>Bec who was male and a sprite who was just ghost-sexxed so whatevers down their might as well be a matter of speculation.
hussie has stated all she got was the ears, she doesn't even have a tail
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>>82115894
>are the same people who insist that Davekat is canon
>Please disregard that I'm retarded and my agree with me that my headcanon is true because I want it to be regardless of evidence
So the comic explicitly implies that Davekat is a thing and the author writes it out himself, but that's wrong because you want Jade and Dave to fuck.

And Dogcockers are the ones with delusional reading comprehension?
>>
>>82116010
>dicks make lesbians gayer
>>
>>82115983
I don't deny I'm a fag :7).
I go on 4chan afterall.
If liking 12" Cocks with melon sized boobs makes me a fag then your loss, you fagless loser.
>>
>hope power beats ominpoitent power
what makes hope powers so strong
could have Eridan in theory beaten Bec Noir if he wasn't such a sad sake?
>>
>>82116046
>explicitly implies

Typical dogcockfag, too stupid to understand words.
>>
>>82116046
I don't care whether Dave or Jade fuck, but just like Jade's vagina, that's what's canon man. Sorry. I know it's hard to accept.
>>
>>82116099
Didn't he want to befriend Bec Noir?
>>
>>82116158
Yeah, he wanted to ride the tsunami.
>>
>>82116158
he was so scared of Bec Noir that he wanted to join him in attempts to no get killed
>>
>>82107802
best
>>
>>82116158
he was scared for his life and thought allying with bec was his best chance since no one told him of any actual plan and he knew karkat and their jack got along just fine
>>
Humanimals is one of my favourite comics ever.
>>
>>82116079
This is the worst meme. This dumb one about dickthirst that gets paraded in every other fucking thread for the past decade.

>>82116099
Hope powers are basically about magic and making fake things become real.

It's not impossible; Terezi was a better fighter than Dirk, so god tiers are clearly not that important, and Vriska had even odds of taking him. He was also supposed to go fuck Caliborn up.

>>82116158
He decided that since Bec was hot shit, he wanted to switch teams, and his memories of Jack were of a friend, so he figured it'd work out. Mostly, he didn't really understand what he was supposed to do.
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>>82116099
the clockwork majykks are so incredibly vague it seems pointless to compare

Remember that in Cali's masterpiece he gives the alpha kids an old fashioned beatdown
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>>82116105
Yes anon those are words. I'm surprised you can read them at all with your delusion glasses atop your deception spectacles.

>JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nope. Sorry to be the meower of bad news. He is just not cut out for you!
>JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, he is involved with someone else now in that quadrant. He has moved on. And so have you!

>Lalala I don't care what the comic says my headcanon is true comics wrong I'm right cannot hear you
>The author says something? I DON'T CARE I'm more right then them because I want to be BAHHHH watch me put my head in the sand like a retard because I cannot stand the truth and balk whatever I feel like

Delusional Davejades.
Not even once.
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>>82116219
maybe it was a bad idea but maybe he was just hoping it could work, and maybe that could have been enough
maybe hope players are suppose to be the leader but they're usually to dragged down by everyone else's inhibitions to do shit
maybe John fucked up and should've saved Eridan to make him the main character
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>>82116293
Sorry bro, teases that amount to nothing don't beat explicit confirmations of a ship.
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>>82116267
Only until Jake's Hope powers kick in. Then Caliborn gets his shit wrecked and he lays there, beaten and depressed. It's why he took Jake's name.
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>>82116293
Nice picture of yourself.
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>>82116293
I've already made bets with other people. How much are you willing to bet that it's canon you dumb motherfucker?
Cause I could use a new carseat for the Roxykitten I already won.
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>>82116261
>Vriska had even odds of taking him
Vriska was god tier + had all 8s and it was still unclear if she could beat Jack
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>>82116293
Man just give up already. Even the most hardcore Davekat fans realize what's canon.
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