Start your Slott death clock

I am going to fuck up Dan "the ham" Slott because fuck him.

>>82063375
I'd rather him leave Silver Surfer at this point. I've completely lost interest in Spider-man. He's dead to me and the fingerprints on the knife are none other than Dan "the man" "stop me if you can" Slott's.

>>82063408
>I'd rather him leave Silver Surfer at this point.
Absolutely. At least there are other Spider-Books to read. There only one Silver Surfer and his Doctor Who nonsense is painful.

Just put take him off AMS. Hell, make him write Miles for a few years, just so we get Bendis away from his pet character as well.

>>82063408
The entire creative team of Silver Surfer needs to be let go (Slott being Slott and Allred still has Art Ops) or have that comic be cancelled, despite of those shitty Eisner nominations.

>>82063375
Slott wants to have a longer Spider-Man run than any other writer.

>>82063408
God his Doctor Who Silver Surfer sucks balls.

I hope an autistic Spider-Man fan kills Slott. I'd laugh.

Why do Marvel fans still read Marvel books? Serious question.

>>82063513
Because some of them are good and I can ignore the shitty ones.

>>82063495
I would do that if I was in US

>>82063513
Because there are other books than ASM. Like Deadpool, Ms Marvel, New Avengers, ect.

It's just I keep waiting for Dan OnSlott to freaking leave ASM and give it to someone good. But Slott has no plans of ever quitting.

>>82063461
>hating on Allred, the only saving grace

pleb

>>82063461
I feel Alfred has gotten worse over time. I don't like most of his work nowadays.

>>82063408
Than try deadpool and spiderman. It writen by Kelly

>>82063548
>>hating on Allred, the only saving grace
Actually because of delays.

>>82063641
I thought it was underwhelming.

>>82063641
Sadly, it's not very good.

>>82063375
That seems like a really dick thing to say
>oh you don't like how I do things?
>too bad, ya fuckin' loser. I'm here forever no matter how much you dislike the quality of my work or how I do things.
>I can kill babies and still be on Spider-man!

Well, from the photos I've seen he's no Tommy Tune, sooooo... soonish?
>>82063744
Dan Slott being an asshole is just what he does on Twitter; it's like Jim Steranko being awesome, or Tom Scioli being absurdly knowledgable, or Mark Waid making a snap judgment on a hot-button issue without getting al the facts, then getting snippy when people try and explain to him that it's not as black & white as he assumed.

I follow a lot of comic book people on Twitter.

>>82063394
Better get the drop on him

>>82063375
>Slott finally keels over for death is the only thing that will tear ASM from his fat clammy hands
>He's immediately replaced by Brian Michael Benis

You know full fucking well this is exactly what will happen.

>>82064368
I think Slott spends more time arguing with nerds on Twitter than actually writing

But yeah, he probably has at most 15 years before he dies of heart disease

>>82063513
Hell No.

>>82064941
Seeing as every character Bendis writes sounds like Peter Parker this might not be such a bad thing.

>>82064941
>Kitty leaves Starlord to hook up with Spider-Man out of nowhere