ITT: Things that will never happen on the new PPG

Good writing.

>Mojo Jojo will never have properly written dialog again.

>>82034167
Better art

An episode with no animation errors

Actual humor

Lotsa good old fashioned violence and sensitive topics.

Me watching a full episode without cringing.

>>82034167
The Apples in stereo :'(
They gave Robyn Snider a pear on her shirt. A PEAR! I bet they also gave her a stuffed Rhinoceros, those pricks.

Ms. Bellum showing up

>>82034167

Tara Strong, Cathy Cavadini and Elizabeth Daily.

;_;

>>82034403
>that guy who complains about cartoons he doesn't watch

>>82034167
No, the PPG reboot allows pedophilia, I'm sure bestiality is fine.

But don't you fucking DARE add a sexy woman like Ms. Bellum, you sexist pig.

>>82034454
What did you mean by that?

>>82034196
Oh Christ, what did they do to Mojo's dialogue?

Subtlety

>>82034167
another "Beat alls" kind of an episode

>>82034475

>pedophilia

Howcome?

>>82034601
He's probably talking about the twerking.

>>82034505
He didnt, anyone defending this garbage is a shitposter

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>>82034601
They made them twerk in one of the episodes, arent they like 5 or 6?

>>82034552
He pretty much just talks normally now.

>>82034251
Oh, I'm sure we'll be getting sensitive topics.

>>82034737
He doesn't do the repetition thing? Jesus Christ, they really HAVEN'T watched the original, have they?

>>82034764
I don't know. At the very least, they didn't get any of the humor. It's like PowerPuff has been rewritten by your grandmother.

>>82034728
MY EEEEEEYES!

>>82034505
She appears in an episode, her name literally being in the episode name.
So, it's something that did happen.

>>82034764
It seems like the people making the show wanted to have their own show rather than really relaunching PPG. They may as well all be new characters.

Also it seems to be pretty focused on branding and merchandising what with all the catch phrases

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>>82034728
>people will defend this

>>82036864
People will also obsess over it.

>>82036864
I don't think a single living human being would defend that.

>>82034196

>Mojo Jojo will never have properly written dialog again. the dialogue he has from now on will be badly written, making the dialogue that has been written for him bad, and not good. mojo jojo will have dialogue that is bad, and not good, and that will be improper. he will cease to have diaogue that is proper, and forced to have dialogue that is not

>>82034728
Well, Genndy had a chick twerking like crazy in sym bionic titan.
But that was an 18 year old.

>>82034167
A good episode.

>>82034728
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

>>82037081
Kek

Surprised no one has mentioned the feminist episode yet.

>>82034728
I need a pair of nightmare-goggles, looking through them will be a relief at this point

>>82034183
/thread

>>82037081
Okay that was legit funny.

>>82035076
i always thought of it. he gets beat up

>>82036864
>>82037007
I'll give it a shot. Other than the fact that you don't like it, why shouldn't it be?

>>82037301
how bad is it? did they turned Femme Fatale into a hero or something?

>>82037301
Is it any less subtle than the one where the chick wants all those susan b anthony coins?

Shit, it's been ages since I've watched ppg. I'm surprised people still remember stuff from the original. Back way when I was just a tyke, I remember these girls on the play ground asking me to be Buttercup, because I had black hair and they thought she was a guy.

Wasn't there a monkey in a superhero costume? Is he coming back?

>>82034728
So I'm assuming the girls were drugged in this scene and this is part of the trip sequence?

>>82037482
That's Dexter's Lab you're thinking of.

>>82037517
Didn't they share a universe?

>>82037469
>>82037457
Oh boy. I was referring to femme fatal.
They haven't done another feminist episode.
My B.

>>82037577
There gonna do it someday

>>82037539
Maybe. Both had the Justice Friends.

>>82034412
Watching the commercials, it bugged me that the main actresses, two of which are known for voicing lots of cartoons, didn't reprise the main characters. Maybe they got a script of the first episode and it was too much for them to handle so they said no.

I hatted Blossom because she was the one that talked the most, but at the same time I feel bad that Cathy Cavadini doesn't do as much voices as the other two.

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>>82034196

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>>82039243
>that artist
Thanks for the war flashbacks

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>>82037081
excellent

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Mojo Jojo's monkey army will never return

not even Mopey Popo

>>82037007
>>82036864
This show has been getting SOME positive reviews.

Which means some human beings already defended that.

>>82034747
Yeap but the difference is that the old ppg "actually" knows how to approach this topics and dosen't just say "this episode is about gender problems because we say so enjoy"

>>82034728
OH, MY GOD! THEY REBOOTED PPG!
YOU BASTARDS!

>>82039605
>dawnoftheplanetoftheapes.jpg

>>82034728
Yeah, they also fight villains/monsters, Walk home from school alone (in the dark), and have pre-teen type crushes.

>>82037301
Season 4 and 5 of the old series became really feminist. I'm not surprised by any feminist plots.

>>82038674
I think they did. They really affect each other. Did they have the same writer/producer or something?

Honestly, I hope this show stops before it ruins my childhood.

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>We'll never see the PPG hit anything ever again.
>It'll always be those bullshit power things they can do now

>>82034764
How can the new crew be expected to watch the original when they hadn't been born yet?

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>>82039605
>we will never see Ojo Tango again
>he will never be simian supreme

Some things are too hard to acknowledge.

>>82040457
They sell complete series box-sets for god's sakes,

>>82037081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZlxsJoZkU

>>82040310
McCracken helped Tartakovsky with Dexter, and Tartakovsky helped McCracken with PowerPuffs.

>>82039605
that orangutan looks ready to get down and dirty.

>>82039126

they weren't even asked

>>82041210
He does have a rape face on.

>>82037539
All of CN's old shows technically shared a universe. At one point in Samurai Jack they show the ruins of Townsville.

>>82041360
Dexter also appears in PPG.
Which fits in Dexter's Lab canon fine.
Though it means that PPG happens about 5-9 years before Dexter's Lab.

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>>82040933
It was mocking them about their inexperience, anon.

Does the nuPPG even bash Mojo's helmet, exposing his brain?

>>82037251
/thread

>>82042631
there is no more expanded brain, he's normal now

>>82042835
That's bullshit, but I believe it

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Actual threats to face, other than the patriarchy.

>>82042897
>the gay devil will never be menacing and scary again

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Pizza Delivery!
That'll be 19.95 + tip

>>82034167
No more
>So once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls.

;_;

>>82041773
I know. There's still no fucking excuse.

The worst part is, I can never claim to like PPG ever again without having to explain to normies all the differences of the reboot. It's Spongebob all over again.

>>82034167
Mojo Jojo will neve awake his stand

>>82036839
Original pitches being reskinned as licensed properties happens all the time in movies. Not sure about TV.

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>>82043070
>I can never claim to like PPG ever again without having to explain to normies all the differences of the reboot. It's Spongebob all over again.

>It's Spongebob all over again.

Oh god, I didn't even think about that....

It hurts to live.

>>82043070
PPG, Batman, Spongebob, Teen Titans, and Fairly Odd Parents.
I can't mention any of them anymore.

>>82037201
a high school student actively trying seduce another student

>>82034167
Do you guys think the NEW ppg will resort to insulting the people that like the older version out right?

>>82043724
I give it 3 episodes before they do this.

is him still in the show?

>>82043724
they'll make a crack about fat internet nerds at some point