I can't believe its not homestuck

>>81987221
Literally no one disagrees with this

>>81987221
I can't.

>>81987221
SBaHJ > Problem Sleuth > Jailbreak > Kid Radd > Homestuck > Bard Quest

I think we can all agree on this.

>>81987221
Objectively correct

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>>81985015
This
>>81986841
Though I disagree about tutorials, but they need to be done in the right context. You can't just brute force your way through a "learn to draw" handbook. You gotta start with drawing what you want to draw until you get frustrated enough by the fact that you can't draw something like eyes or feet or some shit. THEN you go do that one until you got it, then go back and draw it again and see the improvement

Just to show you that you're not alone in being shit, here's a picture of my proportion and hand studies

>>81987279
Where would be AIDS on that

Is this the new homestuck thread?

>>81987122
Thanks, I'll give that a shot - I love the aesthetic. You should do a tutorial thing sometime.

John is the worst character in Homestuck, Jade at close second.

John is a bitch, and a slut.

Why didn't John chaos dunk Caliborn when he had the chance?

>>81987446
>CALIBORN IS DEAD
>Achievement unlocked: comic over

>>81987406
You'll get no argument from me

Are Kankri, Aranea, Cronus, Meenah and Damara the least popular characters of the group?

Except for Damara, because she got bullied hard by Fish Vriska and went insane.

>>81987406
John is the best fuck you.

Jade is the cutest though.

>>81987477
I'm glad we agree then

>>81987487
>John is the best fuck you.

No he isn't.

>Jade is the cutest though.

No she's not.

>>81987481
Isn't meenah the most popular beta troll?

>>81987477
He got a (You) out of you
you faggot

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>>81987346
i really want to start an art patreon
mostly because im currently unemployed right now and it sucks
then i could do tutorials and draw streams on that maybe. and requests? homestuck drawings? original stuff?
what do most people get when they support an artist on patreon, other than the warm feeling inside?

>>81987481
I love Meenah and Damara, I wish they'd gotten more screen time. The comic could have used more sassy troll ladies who wanted to stick their fat troll dicks in everything.

>>81987328
>You gotta start with drawing what you want to draw
Anon I don't think you understand what zero art skill means

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deploying OTP

>>81987526
Nope, she is just social. No one wants to be with her, except for Aranea, Vriska and maybe Karkat.

>>81987406
oh

it's you again

>>81987551
Requests are by far the most common

/co/ will viciously mock you for accepting shekels for something other drawfags do for free

On the other hand you get to eat and pay rent

>>81987551
"free requests" but that's a curse in disguise for you because then you have shitloads of stuff you need to draw at your presumably highest quality

>>81987481
Damara seems to be pretty popular, all things considered.

>>81987551
>what do most people get when they support an artist on patreon, other than the warm feeling inside?
insider info usually, cut scripts and sketches, weekly updates, or the ability to ask questions directly to the artist

Where's livereader anon at?

>>81987585
I thought you were talking about the fandom

>>81987551
Beats the hell out of me. Maybe start out doing some Homestuck style tutorials, maybe stream some shit, then switch to Patreon once you get a base?

I guess normally supporters get some special shit, like exclusive access and votes and so on.

>>81987551
Never do free requests of homestuck art. The homestuck fanbase as it is now, deserves to be held behind paywall.

liveblogger-chan where are you?

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>>81987551
Why not just make it a 'pay my fucking bills' patreon instead

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>>81986975
Holy shit
That was so fucking beautiful
It wasn't even like 3 minutes long and yet that was so much info
God damn
I can't believe WV was such a fucking Boss
Holy shit

>>81987582
Why are they so perfect?

>>81987659
this

>>81987672
savour it because its the last cool thing he gets to do for the rest of the comic

>>81987703
He has a some more good moments before he becomes a non-character later on.

>>81987683
Homestuck's characters are several different flavors of expired bran, or expired tazo tea.

they taste like nothing, therefore, are not perfect.

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>>81987663
it may surprise you but i do not have a fuck huge following to rely on
and most patreons have rewards, so i just wanna get an idea of what people would be expecting me to offer

>>81987594
>/co/ will viciously mock you for accepting shekels for something other drawfags do for free
this is silly

>>81987693
Please contain your salt.

I am still really mad about the ending.

>>81987745
take it from a friend of a friend who has a patreon. You'll be up to your eyeballs in monthly drawings.
Shen does it with drawings sub 25 and 2 characters a month at 50+ and shes able to reasonably handle it (and shes probably more popular with that lizard comic and all)

>>81987746
This is like saying please contain your salt when every homestuck thread on co is mono lake

>>81987805
add in Karkat_______GOT YOU

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>>81987672
You already know what ship kinda happens, don't deny it
or take a guess, at least

>>81987813
Spades Slick lost his crew, most of his body, and died before he could avenge his casino.

>>81987672
>wv uses a red flag to rally the troops to his cause
>karkat uses his red blood to rally jack to his side
GOD DAMMIT

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>>81987888
>John/Mom

SHUT IT DOWN

>>81987745
As a poor and stingy person I am extremely ill equipped to tell you how to make money but I think a patreon would be a bit of a trap if you aren't providing a quantifiable service: e.g. updating your comic every regularly, tattooing homeless people, sending people fruit that you have carved into a tiny diorama

>>81987565
fuckin draw stick figures jesus christ what am I your mom

>>81987805
>survived
>the felt
I really Hope so

>>81987900
Who does dave rally with

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>>81987949
I dunno, are you?

>>81987821
drawings being...drawings for drawings that is

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and they lived happily every after

>>81987888
God Tier ships.

>>81987943
goddamnit anon
way to spoil my spoiler

>>81987975
>and they lived happily every after

READ

THE

COMIC

>>81987970
Yes. Also you're adopted and I hate you

>>81987975
>rose
>happily

I think Homestuck would have been much better and more interesting if it went its original route of taking reader commands the entire way. (But then I guess that's impossible, because of the reason Hussie stopped taking reader commands in the first place.)
What if Act 7 was like, one ending of potential multiple endings, like a game?

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>comic over
>we can have unexplained aspects mean literally anything now

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>>81988012
Fuck

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>>81987565
PICK UP A FUCKING PENCIL AND DRAW SOMETHING, NO ONE EXPECTS THE SISTINE CHAPEL

J U S T

D O

I T

>>81988027
Why did he stop taking reader commands in the first place?

>>81987565
think of the think you wanna draw
do it with stick people
then do it again with blob people
then again with more defined shapes
study your mistakes, look up photos of things you're trying to draw and keep going
thats how you start

>>81988006
I'm still convinced that's a different timeline because caliborn described himself as looking surprised

>Characters who survived through the comic and deserve to enter the new universe:

John
Rose
Dave
Jade
Jane
Roxy
Dirk
Jake
Dad
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia
Sollux
The Felt
WV
PM

Is this list correct? Keep in mind that I didn't list assholes like Worst Jack. Also I forgot to add two characters who contributed the most.

>>81988080
>Retcon John

>different timeline

The homestuck fandom does not deserve talented people to draw for them.

>>81988057
because he wanted to tell a story and the reader wanted John to shove the disc up his ass

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>>81988102

>>81988107
Yeah and you probably don't deserve to get raped in the mouth

And yet, here we are

>>81988057
The comic got too popular for a "choose your adventure" type of comic and he thought it wouldn't be feasible with a gigantic fanbase (and thus literal tons of commands to weed through)

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>>81988045
Now that we have that's established, draw this and post it here

I can assume you can draw circles and lines, unless you have Parkinson in which case I'm gonna say what the fuck were you expecting

>>81987888
yes, Rose and Dave are going to get married on a pile of smuppet asses, Davesprite will provide ill beats for the reception, John and Jade will be best (wo)man, and mom will say some embarrassing things when she catches the bouquet and oggles Dad, I feel it in my bones

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>>81988152
And he was wrong. How funny the comic started to go to shit the second he ended commands.

What the fuck does Blood do?

>>81988102
yeah, why not? we've seen during his retcon shenanigans that there could be multiple retcon johns

>>81988166
is it okay if i use lined paper? i left my drawing notebook at home

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>>81987975

>>81988151
I'm drinking tea and replying to this post.

John is the worst character in Homestuck, and basically Hussie's OC donut steal

>>81988134
This happened before his Typheus choice which eliminated all other Johns

>>81988125
So this is the final pasta, huh

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>>81988125
you forgot your pic, buddy

>>81988216
it's paper isn't it? less talk more draw

>>81988057
He said that when he was getting so many commands that they covered every possible course of action it wasn't any different from the normal writing process.

>>81988204
Flanderization

>>81988204
freedom

>>81988204
Carries oxygen to the brain, dummy.

Carries BREATHE to the MIND. Karkat cucked himself.

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>>81988223

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>>81988204
w h o
k n o w s

>>81988281
>implying

>>81988302
We need a lewd edit.

requesting giant gangbang timeclone orgy

>>81988230
If by 'tea' you mean 'huge dicks slapping your tender mouth,' then yeah maybe

I won't even argue about whether John is a meme character with no personality because that's just a fact

>>81988302
>>81988348
we need a LIES edit

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>>81987582
nahhh

shitposting trip has nice ass?

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>>81988403
>that Terezi

i want her

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>>81988403
she looks more like a Kanaya than a Terezi

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>>81988182
>>81987672
I love Roses' new outfit

>>81988235
is it ever explicitly said that he eliminates all johns, or did he eliminate the john that was in the timeline he was travelling to, so there wouldn't be a duplicate?

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>>81987406
>>81987525
>>81988230

>>81988354
No I meant tea. It's peach cobbler flavored it's really good.


John is the worst character in Homestuck, his characterization is blank as a reader self insert while other characters became characterized basically below bare minimum to keep reader interest. Jade doesn't have this excuse, as she is a character introduced.

So I actually change my mind. Jade is the worst character in Homestuck with John in close second and the Cherubs in third.

>>81988445
>That eldritch salamander plush on top of casey
Absolutely adorable

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>>81988454
vriska you're not even real you're just the shat out leavings of Terezi's beta plotline

you're half a fucking conceptual person

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>>81988445
Can't wait for these wands to in no way whatsoever backfire for Rose

>>81988507
best panel, best caption

>>81988450
all of them

theres only one

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>>81988507
Don't worry! They don't! Not a single fucking thing of any interest or consequence!

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>>81988501
>hating on the most based Zodiac

>>81988501
Terezi is honestly one of the more irritating and unsympathetic characters in homestuck.

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>>81988507
I liked the white suit better tbhfam

>>81988539
>that dave

JUST

>>81988554
you're not allowed to say correct things

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>>81988554
As she turned out yeah. She used to be cool and fun to hate before Vriska hollowed her out and got driven into the ground.

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>>81988562
>action pajamas

you dont think..

>>81988588
>used to be cool

From a writing stand point any hypocrite who's friends with "criminals" as loosely as Hussie describes that term in whatever the fuck easily shat out fantasy barbarian society Hussie made for the Trolls, is a bad character, day 1, from origin, keyboard to screen, pin to paper.

When you make a society that idolizes murder of some kind and then make a character devoted to law never laid out in said society, you just have a loud obnoxious stick figure.

>>81988043
WHY IS THIS SO LARGE

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>>81988562
Please let this be daves main weapon

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>>81988247
This feels like it was a big waste of time just so I could get made fun of on 4chan

>>81988594
he got some action in those pjs

>>81987406
john is the only character who stays true to his first draft, fuck you

>dave goes from cool guy to little abused bitch
>jade goes from potential character to mary fucking sue who gets hit once
>rose becomes a bland alcoholic before being the most intriguing character before act 6

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>>81988736
God I love that sbahj items are dogshit
>>81988747
You took the first step, now keep practicing
That's the secret, you cracked the code

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>>81988812
White suit is still cooler

>>81988803
>john is the only character who stays true to his first draft, fuck you

This isn't a character trait. John has no defining character traits, no weaknesses, and no strengths.

He is literally blank for a reason, and surrounded by other characters made more, even if you disagree with choices made, is ultimately the worse character.

He holds no connection to Roxy even though their relationship is forced to throw shippers a bone to gnaw on.

John is without a doubt the worst character because he has always been designed to have none, and as time went by and nothing was made of it; all it did was become a matter of if this was an intentional stick to ground to not let the author/reader insert alienate, or if was shear laziness by the author.

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What is the best album and why is it Wanderers

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>>81988859
So did dave just trap a ghost image of his existence in a captcha card?
Like the card contains all of his data to remake him with enough grist?

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>>81988859
>the kids never made any sort of cool end game outfits alchemized from Godtier uniforms

I wanted Dave in a Time Tux was that so much to ask

>>81988910
That's pretty much the gist of it. Captchaloguing and Alchemization is pretty neat.

>>81988904
Because Carapacian Dominion
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carapacian-dominion

>>81988910
Theoretically.

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>>81988910
Finally an actually useful item

>>81988659
so you don't like vrisrezi?

>>81987582
the only OTPs are the one with twincest

>>81988956
Not really.

>>81988910
>act 4 is so old that the word Selfie didn't exist then
Whoa dude

>>81988951
DS just flies off into the sun during 3 years
ZAHACK

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>>81988951
>the only thing thats left to really do its watch that ass hole fall

and like a nancho party whose chips take fucking forever to fall, we waited 7 years to see the obvious

>>81988897
>John has no defining character traits, no weaknesses, and no strengths.

he is silly and goofy. goofy is a weakness because he can't fix everything instantly and obviously regrets it

>no strengths
he fucking retcons the whole god damn universe he is overpowered

>>81988910
yeah, but I guess using a captchalogue of yourself would be weird. I mean, what kind of person would the heart to deal with a copy of themselves once they've been made?

>>81988961
this desu

>>81988910
My theory is that since there really isn't enough bandwidth in captchalogue cards to represent every possible alchemy combination, that SBURB just starts with an empty hash table and populates it as the game progresses. So alchemy is lazily evaluated, in a sense.

>>81988961
Are they really twins? I mean they were spawned in the same second, but they were then sent to different points in time. Dave is a day older than Rose, and Jade is a full five months - almost five and a half - older than John.

>>81989005
>he is silly and goofy

These are the worst ways to define a character, as their is no way to actually make one lose those traits without it seeming ham fisted.

Writing a character like that basically commits arc suicide. Character suicide. It's more meant for a comedy, and Hussie always intended for it to be a comedy, but about teens growing up.

This is a case of bad writing, whether you like it or not.

>he fucking retcons the whole god damn universe he is overpowered

This is not a character trait, this is a last minute narrative convenience.

>>81989017
shit
>*have the heart to deal with a copy of themselves once they've been made?

The implications are weird.

>>81988006
STOP BEING RETARDED HOLYSHIT

MASTERPIECE HAPPENS BEFORE THEY ENTER THE NEW REALITY

>>81989020
But we know that codes work between sessions. For instance, the code for Ahab's Crosshairs that Eridan gave Jade worked.

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>>81988951
What the fuck did I just read

>>81989020
Yeah, in theory there isn't even enough space to account for every item that only players will use across every sburb session, since it's an infinite(?) cycle
>>81989097
Most likely that only works for codes that are "destined" to be traded across sessions
Or perhaps there are just a few universal constants

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>>81989089
no it didn't, dumbass

>>81989017
maybe if you made it extremely small...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

>>81989098
It's a wizard fic by a 13 year old
what did you expect

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>>81987582
>>81988403

The clear answer her is you're both right.

>>81988292
So like would Terezi help John double team Roxy or would Roxy make use of Terezi while John fucked her ass?

>>81989129
the problem I think rises from "what about the sprites?" and "why did they even bother coming back out then?"
Its almost as if Hussie fucked it up along the way

Does anyone have any PM/John?

How to have a succesful Sburb session:

Kill off these assholes:
>____ of Rage
>Thief of ____
>Prince of _____
>____ of Light
>____ of Blood

>>81989187
John doesn't want sex or romance because he was never actually shown to want either in the comic.

>>81988803
Man, Jade used to get blown up or crushed by things all the time. She was so good at it.

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>>81989098
Oh shit

>>81988803
Jade isn't a Mary Sue, since she never fucking does anything.

The comic could have been done without the character of Jade.

>>81989225
Except for the times he expressed romantic interest
RTFC

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>>81989236

>>81989129
He opens the door.
They fight Caliborn
He traps them.
Vriska frees them
They kill LE
They proceed to the actual universe.

I swear your like the retards who don't get MGS, KH, or the Crisis comics.
>>81989176
Does Roxy join John while he brutalizes Terezi's asshole?

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Yo guys, how would you like this on a shirt. Anon that did the midnight crew gif here. don't look liveblogger, spoilers

>>81989290
you didn't even look at the image I posted

>everyone hates Karkat
It's just one guy, right?

>>81989298
Shouldn't you leave that part unspoiled, so they know not to look?

>>81989277
One character expressed romantic interest in John, but John has never met anyone's

Unless we're willing to talk "static body language towards Roxy in the 'fast & loose' era", right before the comic went on its last gigantic unwarranted hiatus.

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>>81989236
its probably the booze talking but I dont actually remember Dave getting the egg from the bird sprite deal? Did I just blank that from my mind?

>>81989339
No. Karkat is a mess.

>>81989298
I don't wear graphic shirts but I really like this drawing.

>>81989367
Karkat is a waste.

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>>81989347
>right before the comic went on its last gigantic unwarranted hiatus

I wonder if Hussie will just vanish from the internet forever once the game fails and he's forced to fire everyone and post that it's vaporware

>>81989064
You do realize twins are not defined by time right

>>81989290

>Does Roxy join John while he brutalizes Terezi's asshole?

Depends on you definition of "join".

Hops under Terezi to tease/rub/scissor while waiting for her turn? Maybe.

Whispers nothings in John's ear that make him go harder? YES.

>>81989358
Presumably he got it. All the kids so far got an item from (presumably) a pre-punched card provided by the game, which they used in some fashion in order to enter the game.

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>>81989358
>Keep twisting junior all you get is licks
>Asshole thinks its candy

HOW DID HUSSIE LOSE THIS FIRE

Terezi pegs John's ass while Roxy pegs John's mouth since John has no interest in participating in sex.

>>81989340
shit

>>81989372
well it'll go into the welovefine contest, so maybe it'll be more than a shirt

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Would you?

>>81989411
He almost had it near the end. Maybe now that Dave is away from Karkat he can be funny again

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>>81989358
Why is dave not panicking about this???

>>81989358
>keep twisting junior all you get is clicks
>doesnt even know he just stepped on a security rake and got a face full of fucking safety

Some of the best lines here

>>81989441
Not with all that sticky, sugary garbage around her.

>>81988081
but what about the mayor?

>>81989448
Dave is too chill to get worked up about dead Daves. It's not like that's him.

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>>81989448
God I love Bro

>>81989448
Dave doesn't get phased by much. He's a pretty cool dude.

>>81989448
>Dead Daves are the enemy

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>>81989462

>he doesnt like faygo

>>81989448
It's implied that by this point he's already used to seeing dead versions of himself

And if not, he will be soon

>>81989441
Depends on if I can go full edgelord and tie down Gamzee, Karkat, and Dave to make them watch.

>>81989441
Pyralspite looks like it's seen some shit.

>>81989488
Bro is easily one of the coolest characters in the comic. That's not saying a lot though, I'd call a bunch of characters in this comic cool as fuck.

>>81989441
Making a characterless moron become an abuse victim was right about when I stopped giving a shit about the comic except for hopefulness it might possibly get better somehow.

Can we all agree that Bro was a fucking Bro and Dave was overreacting?

The dude slept in the fucking couch for years, the ungrateful brat.

it's been six years and i just now realized that terezi's shitty edits have the glasses in the wrong spot because she's blind
FUCK

So, what the fuck happened to the Alpha kids once Dirk trapped LE?

>>81989533

But druggie TZ is hot.

>>81989560
>druggies
>hot

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>>81989488
>No aquatic life survived
>Rose was the 'evil' one and pink
>Could have had long talks with Feferi and Eridan and her own traitor subplot as she came to terms with her mother and her own fucked up issues
>nah let's have another 40 pages of clowns and boring fucking shipping

I can't believe all these Homestuck porn artists don't realize that it's canon that trolls all have two diick2

>>81989448
he has a mild freakout but not a john "flip the fuck out" eggbert

>>81989441
naw i dont want sloppy whipped cream cloun seconds.

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>>81989488
God the parents are so cool

>>81989546
now THAT'S a slowdoze

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>>81989441
>Terezi started out as the 'justice' troll who murdered hundreds of children for the slightest infraction
>Gamzee kills two of her friends and she guzzles his dick without hesitation

>>81989443
>The epilogue gives us some of the best logs in the comic

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>>81989593
AH SHIT

>>81989290
>>81989089

Don't be retarded, it's made perfectly clear that they got to Caliborn via John's retcon powers, NOT via that door.

Which means it was a planned attack from the kids' side, which means it can't possibly have happened before they entered as it's not a plan anyone has even considered yet.

>>81988539
Manly Dave

>>81989627

She likes pranksters, not her fault John wasn't on the meteor.

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>>81989635
UHHHHH

>>81988747
Good job. Do it twenty more times

I'm gonna be honest, I thought it was gonna be worse. You talked a big game of being shit, and didn't deliver

>>81989652
Literally the first thing she does in the comic is kill John

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>>81989593
>Bro turned out to be a legit abusive fucked up creep

man Homestuck got fucking sloppy shitty weird by the end

>>81989631
>The epilogue
>Having logs

>>81989560
Making Homestuck involve domestic abuse was probably where everything went downhill, so no I don't think so.

>>81989570
they are

>>81989669
hehehe

>>81989704

JUST A PRANK BRO

>>81989669
ITS HAPPENING
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN

>>81989711
I'd be disappointed if he didn't have an epiloguelogue

but that's too Old Huss style

>>81989669
WELCOME TO HOMESTUCK.

(p.s. how bout that daverose now motherfucker?)

>>81989647
Three reasons why the Caliborn/Masterpiece fight happened long after the end of Act 7:

1. Caliborn says they looked like they had been preparing to fight for some time.
2. John teleported everyone there using his retcon powers.
3. Only the kids went to fight Caliborn, not the trolls or Dad or the sprites.

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>>81989593
>Dad works at the joke shop

Holy fuck.

>>81989635
Damn I wish I could make you read faster
It's 7 am and there's something I might have to show you at page 3831

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>>81989743
>how bout that daverose now motherfucker?

like the sweetest wine

>>81989711
>Implying it won't be 50 pages of logs while sinking davekat

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>>81989669
Nice

>>81989553
This. It's like, the one think I'm not totally clear on. Do they confront Caliborn after they populate their new home with adorable chess people? Are they just fucking martyrs? Is Homestuck shit? Is Kanaya single and alone and sobbing into gamzees codpiece? I have so many fucking questions.

>>81989553
It's a mystery. Roxy's OP enough now that she could probably voidwarp them out.

>>81989075
real people don't have fucking "character traits".

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>>81989553
Wow, no theories?

>>81989785
yes they are martyrs
They probably train in the hyperbolic time chamber for 413 years before going to fight Caliborn

>>81989800
You're right, no one has any character traits, or traits at all. They're all boring as fuck.

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>>81989807
glub glub SHRUG

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>>81989779

>>81989816
Caliborn called them teens.

>>81989807

They became the guardians through time shenanigans.

>>81989669
God, to this day I can still hear the screams of shippers
Thousands of voices screaming into the void, and then suddenly silenced by MSPAF mods
"please do not talk about incest on the forums"

what the hell do first guardians do anyway

>>81989843
God Tiers stop aging after a certain point
We don't know when that is but it might also vary from person to person

>>81989800
>real people don't have fucking "character traits".

I didn't realize Kanaya, Lord English, Dave, Karkat, and Eridan, were all real people outside of fiction. Nor that people don't have traits.

>>81989845
We already know that's not true

>>81989834
That's right dude, Dave and Rose are siblings.

>>81989865
They protect the planet and ready its players to play Sburb.

>>81989857
I remember when I actually felt sorry for shippers, because the comic torpedoed something they really enjoyed.

We were so young before Act 5, so foolish and naive.

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>>81989834
I don't even know thats going on anymore

>>81989870
>kanaya

lol

>>81989898
Plot shit, son. Also nice megatrips.

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>>81989898
Well thats one loop down

>>81989908
Non Sequitors are so fun.

The unspoken abuse beating of men by their wives.

Homestuck

lol

>>81989898
I see you've met baby Grandpa.

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>>81989898
>superman

>>81989694
When I look at it it does seem like I'm fucking awful trash
Like that's not me fishing for reassurance, I actually feel that way

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>>81989870
I look at it this way

Ok, so Hussie can go all "Nunnnnuuhhhh characters don't have traits or arcs"

Ok Hussie sure

Fine

But you're writing a story with characters, and they're not real people, and usually to EMULATE real people and have us want to actually read, these people, in the events and story, have 'arcs' and 'traits' because nobody gives a shit about your shut-in ideas of what's post-modern, we care about the art and snappy dialogue and cool shit

So guess what you wrote a shitty story, congrats

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>>81989938
we posting english non sequitors?

>>81989553
Assuming that the Beta kids came out of the juju when Vriska used it, John could just zap back later to pick the Alpha kids up. No time would even have to pass from their perspective.

>>81989949
his name is hass

>>81989768
DaveRose twincest is a patrician ship

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>>81989975
To the fucking day I die and you can't convince me Davesprite and Doomed Rose didn't fuck like demons for those lonely months

>>81989970
Hass D'lgado

>>81989448
he is. that's why he decides to cool it on the time travel for a while. you can't tell though because of his shades.

>>81990002
I'm not going to try, anon. I'm not going to try because I completely agree.

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>>81990002
>>81990022
Stop that!

>>81989790

It's a pretty huge stretch to suggest she could warp between sessions/universes. So far she hasn't shown any ability even remotely like that. She appeared to warp Rose away, but honestly I think that wasn't actually warping, just making herself and Rose intangible. And she can warp things to the furthest ring apparently, but that's not exactly a target that requires any precision to hit, and the furthest ring is linked to the void so she may only be able to warp stuff there.

I mean sure, Hussie Zahhak and all. So maybe. But that seems a bit too overpowered even for her.

>>81990039
Make me, bitch. I will make you think about the sweet, sweet DaveRose incest and you will fucking like it.

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>>81989874
They should have known that Dave was only interested in Jade from the start

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>>81990039
YOU NO LONGER HAVE POWER HERE

>>81990002
that sounds really fucking hot anon

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>>81989926
This is without a doubt the single greatest piece of art I have ever witnessed
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831

>>81990042
Where did this Hussie Zahhak meme come from?

>>81990002
Why would I deny something that's obviously true?

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>>81990074

>>81990086
say it really fast
say it 3 times in a row and he'll appear to ruin your favorite character

>>81990002
this. it was a terribly unhealthy codependent relationship, but it was all they had.

and then they finally got their happy ending with jaspers and nep

>>81990074
GET FUCKING READY (AGAIN)
YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE END OF ACT 4
GOD SPEED LIVEBLOGGER

>>81990106
Joke's on you, he already did

>>81990106
it's impossible

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>>81990067
Can you blame him?

>>81990086
Zahhak is his stand name. He says it, time stops for a moment, then all of a sudden he ruins your favorite webcomic.

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>>81990108
>and then they finally got their happy ending with jaspers and nep

i wanna fuckin die

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>>81990126
>doesn't know what a toilet is used for
>probably doesn't shave, bathe, nor wipe herself

she's probably gross as fuck, yo

>>81989669
Good time to tell you that Dave/Rose is known as Dersecest :^)

Explain to me in one sentence, 8 words long, what Jade's character is.

>>81990163
>you will never bathe jade and scrub all the dirty shit (not actual shit hopefully) off of her

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>>81990163
She has future technology, her shower is probably some sort of nuclear capsule
Plus three years alone with Nanna probably taught her how to be a proper lady
Dave knew she was top tier waifu material

>>81990074
Should I even keep reading
Will anything actually ever top that?

>>81990163
BEDAZZLED

>>81990222
Yes you should

You're just a few pages from a top-tier flash

>>81989790
>>81990042
Didn't she do it when giving Calliope the ring?

>>81990163
Is that lexxy?

>>81990163
>doesn't know what a toilet is used for
don't remember this
remember her trying to clean a room with toilet water but not any sort of "the fuck is toilet"

>>81990222
I can name a couple of things later that could top that, honestly.

>>81990215
Slept a lot then became a furry goddess

>>81990250
Also her toilet is probably like this magic hypertech that keeps itself clean

>>81990163
She knows what a toilet is, she accidently dropped a towel in dave's when she was trying to tidy up for him

>>81990250
Yeah, she thought people cleaned houses with toilets, not what a toilet was.
Jade's not that clueless, so all those fanfics you have of her leaving her house without any underwear is probably false

>>81990244

Calliope was in the furthest ring though.

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>>81990042
Oh, no? I bet with the ring of void she could.

Also this:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009344

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>>81990286
please don't ignore me senpai

>>81990163

>doesn't know what a toilet is used for

In all likelyhood, neither does Dave.

This is the guy who spent his entire childhood thinking fridges are for storing swords, remember

See theyre perfect for eachother

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>>81990074
Seriously fuck gc, what a bitch

>>81990361
She's trying to cheer him up, and it's working

Jade shitting on everything in the comic without using a toilet is nothing new.

>>81990361
Have fun in Act 5.

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>>81990361
>tfw first seeing Dave: Accelerate

how, how do you fuck up something so good, so bad

how did he fuck this up

>>81989823
>>81989870
in all seriousness though, can you actually name some decent character traits about yourself? if you can't think of any, does that mean you don't matter? if you can only think of positive ones are you a mary sue? if you can only think of negative ones does that mean you are worthless?
both people and characters are more complex than listing off bullet points.

>>81990386
She's not Indian you retard.

>>81990404
It was the hiatuses.

>>81988919
I think God tiers have the ability to alter their uniforms, Meenah does that, though it might just be because she's in a dream. bubble.

>>81990002
The question is would Kanaya join in on their little fun?
I can see Karkat joining if at nothing else because Rose likes being watched, and Jade's a given. Not too sure about Kanaya she would join if Karkat were there but with him gone?

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>>81990352
ANOTHER ONE FUCKING CHRIST
>>81990361
Also Kid Chameleon was the shit

>>81990415
>in all seriousness though, can you actually name some decent character traits about yourself
No, but I could easily do so for people I know, and if the situation were reversed they could likely do the same for me.

>>81990404
Dave: Accelerate was the first page where I was like "holy shit this is like an anime"
"I'm going to read this all the way until the end"
even though I had already read three entire acts

>>81988919

I wanted Kanaya to be a good character and fuck John was that too much to ask

>>81990454
Yes.

>>81990352
WAIT ITS EVEN IN THE FLASHES, MY GOD.

>>81990415
>in all seriousness though, can you actually name some decent character traits about yourself?

Yes.

> if you can't think of any, does that mean you don't matter?

It means you're boring, but that's a bit harsh. Drama and Fiction aren't about reality and are just a vertical slice of reality.

>if you can only think of positive ones are you a mary sue?

No.

>if you can only think of negative ones does that mean you are worthless?

No.

>both people and characters are more complex than listing off bullet points.

People yes, characters depending. Homestuck is not Heart of Darkness so don't make the comparison that Homestuck's characters are all that complex.

>>81990480
That's not the only flash with it

>>81990480
that's what I thought as I saw it
gotta thank lb for making me more aware of those

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mother nature and father time

>>81990528
Fuck
FUCK

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>>81990436
DAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS STUPID FUCK
Also about to start descend

>>81990528
So wait, does that make their kid baby new year?
I don't remember the rudolph cartoon

>>81990562
>Also about to start descend
STRAP
THE
*FUCK*
IN

>>81990562
You're in for a hell of a ride.