Look! it's a Bruce Wayne supports the Anti-gun and high on taxes Candidate episode!
>>81970899
Green Arrow supports a commie!
The Demon hates Nazis!
For those asking about superman... Well he doesnt want to give you an answer
Some of them were not controversial at all.
>>81971008
It's a #BlackLivesMatter episode.
>>81971081
>Hawkman and Lois voting for guy who'll spend most money on military
Not surprising at all.
>>81971201
>honor-student
kek
>>81971205
My bet is that they ddidnt wanted to alienate younger Wally that are not familiar with how conservative wally is in general
>>81971374
Valiant's Quantum.
Who'd Wondy vote for if she were really a U.S. citizen?
It's a Frank threatens the President episode.
>>81971558
Frank votes with his guns.
>>81971374
>>81971419
WTF is wrong with the Janitor??
There's nothing wrong with those posts.
>>81971553
She is a monarchist.
>>81971558
Would Frank be pro-gun or pro-gun control?
>>81971553
Not sure, I imagine she'd be very pro-imperialism with the power of loving submission
>>81970899
>>81970941
do people even do that lifting-the-arm-up thing in real life
it looks like they're declaring the winner in a boxing match
>>81971772
frank is above politics. all he cares about is franking.
>>81971775
>it looks like they're declaring the winner in a boxing match
that's the point
>>81971851
Indeed.
>>81971553
I can't think of any current candidate that would appeal to her.
>>81971899
>frank's dad jeans
troubling
>>81972006
Well...he WAS a dad.
>>81971772
He gets his guns illegally for the most part I believe so he probably doesn't give a shit about gun owner rights. Hell, his whole schtick is that he believes the system is broken so he probably doesn't care at all.
>>81971888
i guess, it's just weird that you never see that in real life
>>81971772
I think he'd be in the middle. Guns should be legal but with background checks, and restrictions on what types of guns you can purchase.
>>81971009
>I'm for a strong military, small government, maximum individual freedom
Right, but who are you voting for?
>>81972101
>Lois Lane is a republican
Has that always been a thing?
>>81970899
>>81971008
I thought klansmen and neo-nazis hated each other.
>>81972006
He doesn't cope with loss well
>>81972379
Make Scalies Great Again
Jameson is surprisingly reasonable when Spider-Man isn't involved
>>81972150
She's a military brat, yeah.
>>81970899
It's a Loki runs for President and trolls everyone episode
>>81972488
Didn't she hate her dad though?
>>81972456
>it's rational to give up the country millions of Americans bled, died, and paid for to third worlders who either had no hand in the making or never did anything with the land they had for thousands of years
Sure thing.
>>81972518
They had a strained relationship, but she didn't hate him.
>>81972070
but you do
>>81970899
>Bruce Wayne
>Anti-gun
holy fuck, who could have seen that coming???
>>81972596
Well considering America's origins, yeah. But that's beside the point. He's literally saying it's not giving it up at all.
>>81972456
See, we won't be on reservations or dying of small pox if we keep them out. Come on 3(J), think for once.
>>81972661
If his parents had been carrying, they wouldn't have died.
>>81972596
>>81972775
The "America is for Immigrants" meme only started in the early 1900s. Nice try.
>>81971301
THE WHOLE PAGE Y' CHUMP AND A HALF
So, what are Spider-Man's political beliefs?
>>81971772
Both. He'd believe that law abiding citizens should have guns and know how to use them, that there needs to be a system in place to keep guns out of the hands of criminals, and that the government can't be trusted to not abuse that system against the law abiding citizens.
>>81972952
>spiderman is an in-the-closet republican trying to fit in with other liberal superheroes
>one in a while he completely spergs out on an immigrant or hippie
I want to see this in a comic book. MAGA hat in the bottom of his sock drawer and all.
>>81972952
>yelled at some protestors
Those guys were jackasses though.
Given the way he runs his business, he's a liberal.
>>81972952
Liberal as hell
>>81972855
Man, what? The Statue of Liberty and 'The New Colossus' alone are from the 19th century, and there's plenty of evidence that the idea of America as an immigrant nation was something being discussed and debated throughout that century. The Know-Nothings of the 1850s couldn't have existed without someone else having the idea of "America is for immigrants", that's what they were railing against.
>>81970899
Here I can break it down for you.
Popular characters support liberal causes. Yay, whoo!
Unpopular characters support conservative causes. Boo, hiss!
>>81973050
>Your cousin likes Lawrence Welk!
What?
>>81972383
Nah, they found some things they can agree on
Such as, that orange demons from hell aren't propably very good.
>>81971244
Should've called him an aspiring rapper... or I guess aspiring urban poet.
>>81972150
Yes.
>>81972518
Not really, is just that both of them are extremely hardasses
>>81972702
If chill wouldnt had had a gun thomas would had smacked him (that's what bruce's says)
>>81973124
You are a retard, that's not the point. We had 2 threads that were erased out of butthurt.
>>81973136
A PG version of "your mother wears combat boots" I guess.
>>81973136
Lawrence Welk was the host of a popular variety show on TV. He was as square as fuck- in the late '60s, a couple came on his show and sang "One Toke Over The Line" and Welk thought it was a gospel song because it kept invoking "Sweet Jesus".
It's a pop culture reference from the '60s, basically.
>>81973275
But why say "your cousin likes"? That seems pretty random, who cares what my cousin likes?
>>81973428
It implies that Peter Parker is from a family of squares, and is therefore a square himself.
Come on, daddy-o, get hip with the lingo.
>>81972952
>With great power comes great responsibility
He's probably a lefty.
Though he's an interesting case where one of his co-creators was a hardcore Randian, and I know there's at least one instance of Lee's dialogue giving Spidey a much more liberal tilt than Ditko intended.
>>81973122
Dredd is interesting because he believes in a police state dictatorship, but with the consent of the people.
Sort of the worst of both worlds. But that's the whole point, in a city with such extreme crime and supernatural bullshit, is a fascist government a decent trade-off for stability?
>>81973124
Iron Man is extremely popular.
>>81972952
>>81973050
Man this is one of the funniest retcons ever.
>>81972076
That's gun control
>>81972076
That's not the middle. That's the gun control position.
>>81973770
Ewing knows how to make jokes that are funny to regular readers but even funnier to people who know their continuity.
And even funnier when you take into account that Steve Ditko is an avowed Randian, which is why he drew that yelling at protesters scene.
>>81972076
That totally wouldn't cause a slippery slope.
/end of sarcasm
>>81970899
It's a marine from the atheist professor email becomes a patriotic Kaiju episode
Bruce Banner supported Clinton.
I don't have a scan I'd just like to share this.
>>81974264
Bill or Hill?
>>81974264
Not only that, he convinced Betty to vote for him, much to her deep regret.
Superman supports the proletariat. He doesn't really support small or big government by design or definition, but he definitely opposes big business and police forces who are more aligned with maintaining the socio-economic status quo than helping people. Superman supports communities, life, and people helping others in any capacity. But most of all, he supports freedom of choice.(Choice in all matters that don't hurt others.)
>>81972702
Joe got the jump on them. if Thomas or Martha tried to pull their piece Joe would have shot them before they could get the safety off. Guns aren't some weird magic force that can be nullified by another gun.
>>81972775
>meanwhile, in Nuke's worst nightmares
>>81974309
Bill.
>>81974338
Indeed! Glad someone else remembered the scene.
>>81974264
Hulk also passionate at cracking down on tax evasion
>>81974193
Was he meant to be a baddy? Because he seems like such a ridiculously OTT character concept that he'd automatically become the protagonist.
>>81975037
He only just got introduced. All we know is that the AIMvengers have a giant robot for just such an occasion,
Considering all the crap they pumped into him I think American Kaiju is too slow to question orders, so whether he's a baddie or not will be inherently tied to who his handler at the time is
Iron Man votes for the GOP, always.
>>81972596
this
>>81975134
They built a better Nuke.
>>81971009
Well Kansas was a populist hotbed at the turn of the 20th century so I'd think Clark believes in the common good and helping the little guy.
>>81974338
Remember the time that Bill Clinton fought an alien overlord?
>>81976542
>>81970899
Who would Bruce "down with the brown" Wayne vote for anyway?
>>81972076
>with background checks, and restrictions on what types of guns you can purchase.
you mean like what ALREADY FUCKING EXISTS?
You're retarded
>>81972596
> had no hand in the making
Neither did the current generation. It should be simple; if you are good enough, you make it, or you die in the streets.
>>81976542
>>81976559
>political pandering in comics
eww.
Anyway, to answer OP super heroes are almost always by the way they act apolitical. Because a bunch of dumb faggot vigilantes who think they're allowed to take the law into their own hands really shouldn't have power in the first place.
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>>81972629
Raul Castro did it to Obama
But Obama let his hand fall like a limp penis for some reason and he looked like a faggot
>>81973122
Not only was the poem "the new colossus" written by Emma Lazarus- a Jew- but her poem was generally written out of the belief that America was a refuge for Jews- the "tired, poor, hungry" people referenced are supposed to be Jews.
And they were mostly railing against goddamn catholics in the 1850s and given the current Pope's attempts to meddle in American politics they were right. Good thing Catholicism is basically dead in America.
>>81971081
>Vixen vagina-voting
>Plas voting for the same person only because he wants to nail it
>>81972685
>considering america's origins yeah
Uh no? That would basically be grounds for every single country to give up their borders and dissolve themselves. Humans fight, get over it.
>>81977276
That's a really ass-backwards idea of darwinism. You're an idiot.
>>81978873
Wasn't even quoting on Darwinism, faggot.
>>81972456
My head canon is that J. Jonah Jameson was a typically liberal young reporter during his youth, then went to vietnam to cover the war, ended up getting somehow mixed up with Weapon-X and that why he hates Spider-man, he thinks he is a product of that.
>>81972379
I like how the 'clean air' comment had to be forced in to make him sound villainous. Otherwise, everything he's saying is perfectly reasonable.
>>81979010
Typically how it goes.
>>81978985
Except you were going for a "people should struggle in America or die regardless of origin" angle.
Which is you adopting some kind of retard-darwinism. The fact you don't even recognize that just makes you look even more retarded.
>>81972379
>it's another hamfisted political reference episode
>>81979094
>people should struggle in America or die regardless of origin
Nice reading comprehension nigger.
>>81979010
well no because big business is less regulated than ever and still gets huge tax breaks, and billion dollar bailouts when they fuck up, which completely goes against the spirit of capitalism and the free market. bad businesses need to fail.
It's a Ben Garrison reference panel.
>>81976542
It's a "Bill can't keep his pants on" issue.
>>81980018
and people think writers don't use bait