Who would you cast? Who do you think Hollywood would cast?

You already know who Hollywood would put a blonde wig on, and call it a day.

Sony has the movie rights, so who do you think?

Who's that fat bitch that isn't Amy Schumer or the woman from Bridesmaids? The one with the British accent?

>>81963855
Rebel Wilson

Is it bad I want to fuck her

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>>81964104
Forgot pic

>>81963805
Two people taped together

Christina Hendricks.

>>81964122
Nah, yes she's fat, but she's still a gorgeous women.

>>81964156
>but she's still a gorgeous women.

Kek

>>81964122
This

It would be a comedy about how she's fat and clumsy and likes to eat and Tumblr would be enraged

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>>81964156
You should have that looked at son, it might hurt you later in life

>>81964176
>>81964179
She has a really pretty face. Just because she's fat, doesn't automatically make her ugly.

>>81964156
Well, she is women. Probably at least three women.

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>>81964214
>pretty face

Rebel srs

>>81964214
>She has a really pretty face

Man what are you smoking?

>>81963805
At least she has decent tits

Nothing worse than a fat girl whose stomach is bigger than her boobs

>>81964263
>nothing worse than a fat girl
Should have stopped there lad

>>81964281
There are tiers though fàm

>>81964122
it bugs me that she has a hot girl's name.

you hear "Rebel wilson", you don't picture...

that

>>81964320
Fat chicks should be forced to get their name changed to designated fat girl names

>>81964317
Yes, fat and not

>>81964320
Rebel isn't even a name.

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>>81964350
Beatrice wilson

>>81964236
THAT'S RIGHT JAY

>>81964369
yeah, it makes you think she's gonna be some sexy white trash skank with a confederate flag tramp stamp

instead she's a Hefty bag of meat

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>>81964350
Gertrude Schumer. This actually works, they can also have their names back once they stop being swine

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>>81963855
>British accent

>>81964452
you got the queen on your money, you're british

>>81963805

Keira Knightley in a fat suit.

>>81963805
Someone enlighten me on what the fuck that pic is.

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>>81964404
Rich Evans should play anyone in everything ever

>>81964452
It's a British criminal accent.

>Actors and actresses are willing to lose weight, gain muscle, or learn an entire new profession just to get a role,but won't gain weight for it.
Thin privilege right there.

>>81964655
I'm sure Bale got fat once

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>>81963805

>>81964655
Because their doctors told them how unhealthy it is.
Being a fat disgusting person is worst than smoking

>>81964655
>Thin privilege
Shoo shoo Tumblr ghost.

>>81964749
How is smoking a limited amount of cigs(say, 4-5/day) bad?

>>81964655
Dubs man gained weight for American Hustle because he is an artist

Also
http://www.shape.com/celebrities/celebrity-photos/15-celebs-who-gained-weight-role

>>81964214
Fat fetishists are a cancer of humanity.

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>>81964929
U wanna fuckin go m8?

>>81964775
cancer, heart disease

>>81964929
truth

>>81964929
Shouldn't you be on Reddit, fedora-kun?

>>81965299
>not liking fatties is the same as being an euphoric cunt
hello fatso

>>81964320
She has a brother named Ryot and a sister named Liberty. Her parents are A+ trolls.

>>81965388
Jesus Christ, those kids didn't have a chance

>>81964655
Renée Zellweger did gain and lose weight on several occasions and now she looks like shit.

>>81964929
There are far worse fetishes. Don't have that particular one myself, but I can still think she's cute.

>>81965632
>There are far worse fetishes
like, forced amputation or snuff

>>81965996
Yep, or "sounding", but at least that's self-inflicted and I believe if you do it "properly" doesn't leave lasting damage.

>>81963805
Adam Sandler would play both

>>81963805
Rebel Wilson. Only fat female actress I can name. Hell , she even has the right hair colour and a reasonably similar face.

>>81963805
You'd think that someone that fat would probably have a heart attack if they started flying

>>81966769
how?

i mean, i see women fatter than she is and they aren't dead from moving about.

>fat acceptance

Not even once. Fat people are immoral.

>>81966922
It's extremely unhealthy.

>>81964235
>>81964179

No guys you don't understand. Fat people are amazing. It's like when you squeeze big boobs on a regular sized woman except the boobs are everywhere.

You need to forget about beauty and go for utility. Fat women are like boob jeeps.

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>>81964719
Bale has gone up and down the scale so many times it caused heart problems.

>>81967313
This gave me a horrifying mental image.