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Homestuck Ending Talkback

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Is vriska the worst character, or is it Gamzee?
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Vriska for sure.
At least funny things happen at Gamzee's expense every now and then.
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>>81950083
Gamzee's a cool bro.

So, two questions:
What happened to the Alpha kids after they sealed Caliborn?
And, does anyone have word clouds for Cascade, Collide, or ACT 7?
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gamzee worst character
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It's Karkat, at least Vriska has the excuse of being fuckable.
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>>81950083
Rose.
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>>81950207
I think "Fuck", "Hussie", and "That's it?" might be the top.
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Reminder that the first episode of JACKQUEST is going down on /tg/!

>>>/tg/46734308
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>>81949839
source?
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>Decide to finish up Homestuck since its finally over
>Get to the Trickster arc
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>>81950207
Ikimaru must be happy that Dave and Jade got together at least
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Did anyone else think Jade was the time player?
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>>81950286
She hates Davekat with a passion so maybe just a little
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>>81950352
It's kind of funny how she was the one who had to make it canon.
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>>81950083
Absolutely Vriska.
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>>81950376
She'll probably get the satisfaction of seeing it sunk even further at least
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>>81950286
Did the Huss confirm DaveJade? I'm waiting to celebrate until I have proof.
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I was assuming Hussie had something grand planned for Vriska and was giving her points in advance subconsciously assuming she'd already gotten it, but now, 4 days after the end of homestuck hit, I realize that that "something grand" never actually happened, and that Vriska actually was the worst character in homestuck all along.

Kanaya is still fucking terrible, but Vriska is worse.
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i want to see a bunch or john or a bunch of daves gangbang jade or rose, is there any fanart of this or can drawfags help a nigga out?

or roxy or jane but not as much
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>>81950405
She got davejade and dirkjake out of the ending so I'm guessing she's pretty pleased since those were her two main ships. She's probably sad karezi didn't happen though.
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>>81950083
By the time Skull Island happened there wasn't a Vriska anymore, only abominations masquerading as her.
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>Vriska
>worst

tavros shitties pls go
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aradia is fat, ugly and a useless nothing character.
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>>81950493
Tavros is fucking terrible though.

Worst five characters in Homestuck are Calliope, Tavros, Jake, Kanaya, and Vriska, in order of increasing badness.
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>>81950450
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1740486
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>>81950450
i want to see a bunch of daves gangbang ..me
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>>81950325
Seer of time would make the best class for her. Seriously though, why wasn't she a seer? That would make so much more sense.
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>>81950556
jade looks like a fucking lizard person

shame on you
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>>81950593
draw it and let the dream come to life

and show us
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>>81950325
I didn't know what aspects were until, like, act 5. I didn't realize that each player had their own title.
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>>81950610
How do you know what lizard people look like?
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>>81950556
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1740486
thanks got anymore? anything of a higher quality?
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>>81950268
the pay off is worth it
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>>81950612
ill try my hardest
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>>81950654
Fraid not. It's surprising how limited timeclone gangbangs are
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>>81950083

Gamzee is Good

he can't be compared to vriska at all, whose later character path has aspects that leave you in disbelief. at worst gamzee became less funny
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>>81950268
HOLD UP
Is somebody touching the child in here?
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i bet dave goes on /mu/ and jerks himself off about how he listens to animal collective but secretly listens to top 40 hits
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I want to push Vriska down.
I want to push Vriska down and never stop pushing her down.
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>>81950232
fuck you
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>>81950325
no cause i went in colder than a corpse to in the morgue
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>>81950636
>2rose

LOL
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>>81950232
This still hurts.

Surely Rose will get some character development in the epilogue, r-right?
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>>81950804
oh man, pushing vriska down was such a great meme
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>>81950232
>Roxy and John then pick up the kid and go on the best playdate ever
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>>81950741
why do i want john to be the one timeclone gangbanging all the girls?
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>>81950536
this is correct but there is a lot of good porn of her so its fine
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>>81950817
2befairfam
it is pretty solid reasoning
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>>81950286
What do you mean by that?

>>81950235
Heh, should've figured.
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>>81950829
>Normal /co/ user
wtf
>/hst/fag
LOL 2ROSE!!1
2ROSE!1
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I wish Vriska had just stayed dead and became a better person by being friends with that one doomed timeline John.
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>>81950902
because you've shit taste
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>>81950933
Shit, meant to ask >>81950376
instead of >>81950286
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>people are impressed by Dad literally knocking down an entire building
>mother fucker sends imps flying through walls like he's baking a cake
He could have broke out of that jail at any time.
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I'm still mad that the dancestors were all dumb tumblr parodies (and Dante Basco)
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>>81950493
Did Tavros ever talked with other trolls expect Vriska and Gamzee?
It's like he only exists so Vriska can push him around.
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>>81951046
But what about the 4chan parody and the horse cock? It was all worth it man
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>>81950608
Way back then, everyone expected Rose to be the Witch (associated with cats, grimoires, etc.) and Jade to be the Seer (apparent precognitive abilities). In either a formspring or forum post he pretty much said he made it the other way around to defy expectations.
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>>81951034
Based Dad was obviously waiting for the right time to bust out, nigga.

You think he's just gonna break out before the huge fight versus the condensce happens?
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the characters are fun, its just the problem with distribution
gamzee had too little time,
vriska had too much
nepeta and equius barely had any
feferi was a joke
eridan never came back
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>>81951057
He did talk to Karkat, only for him to tell him to stop playing girls' games, and there's also Alterniabound
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>>81950083
Vrisky
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>>81950967
Seriously, there's not even davejade timeclone sex in fanfics.
It's like nobody wants to see Dave clone himself and drown Jade in semen
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>>81951034
I'm really happy we got a lot of Cans shenanigans in collide
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>>81951034
Oh hey, I just read that part
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>>81951128
Someone needs to tell that poor girl that Dave is monogamous, Karkat is naturally jealous, and Jade isn't interested in anyone but Dave
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>>81951077
Wasn't the horsecock inspired by HSG sending him a dildo? It was the only good thing HSG ever did.
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>>81951128
I'm not fucking reading all of that.

Sum it up in five words or less
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>>81951194
someone needs to tell that poor girl that dave just needs to fuck his mom
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>>81951057
That's pretty much all the author used him for post-hivebent.
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>>81951202
Jade dave karkat date together
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>>81950267
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>>81951234
That's all he used him for during Hivebent, too.
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>>81951194
>expecting polyshippers to care about logic or canon as long as they don't have to commit to a choice
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>>81951184
Would you a grub, /co/?
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>>81951184
trade you
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>spent years not caring about the comic anymore but keeping up with it out of obligation
>the ending makes me care again but now it's over and there's nothing left to discuss
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>>81951252
I meant to say during and post. My mistake.
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>>81951271
>No its okay everyone should just fuck everyone like those nice mormons used to.
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TIMECLONE GANGBANGS FT. JOHN "HOMO HOLOCAUST EGBERT, DAVE "THE CRAB KEKER" STRIDER WITH JADE AND ROSE
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>>81951184
yee
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I wonder what awful thing Tavros had to do to get Cronus to join the army
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R8 my playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOSnen64a7M&list=PLFyon71ZEtyZA70-jyxcAARz_4yZR5JXW
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>>81951405
probably ask him
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Alright well I cant post on the good ole tumblr dot net anymore since apparently theres a fucking post limit
Seriously what the fuck
should I keep going in the thread or would that be annoying?
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how bad will the game be
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>>81951320
Who do people still ship John/Rose when John/Roxy is 1000 times better?
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anyone have that fic where jade uses thousands of sheets of paper to fuck with the captcha code system?
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>>81951405
talk to him
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>>81950083
>Is vriska the worst character, or is it Gamzee?
Karkat.
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>>81950232
I'm surprised that comic got so many replies last thread. It's pretty old.
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>>81951427
Keep going.
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>>81951460
i was just lazy and didnt include the other girls, it'd be nice to see john or dave timeclone gangbang all the girls
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>>81951427
>since apparently theres a fucking post limit
what in the actual fuck
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>>81951427
http://postlimit.com/bloginfo.php?blog_name=http%3A%2F%2Ffuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com%2F
says you got some left
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>>81951486
fucking steelcorridor's rose
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>>81951128
>Jade is a perfect kismesis for Karkat
>kismesism always seemed kind of violent before,
>but that's because none of the trolls actually portrayed it in a healthy light

Really. The warlike, extremely violent, cannibalistic alien society that founds its reproductive strategy upon fucking at gunpoint and has a caliginous quadrant founded entirely on the emotion of HATE. Has not portrayed pitch relationships in a healthy, balanced way. And humans are the ones who can manage quadrants the way they ~should be~. Because Jade and Karkat being snarky and sarcastic with each other = concupiscient hatred. Okay.
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>>81951460
Because they can't accept that rose is a dyke
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>>81951562
If I can't post the context whats the point my dude
>>81951507
>>81951495
Alright
Despite everything else in the comic so far I bothers me the most that the cat could tell rose a secret.
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>>81951667
i know right
fuck tumblr
davejadekat is dumb
so is davejade and davekat
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>>81951577
what about her?
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>>81951679
Use the queue? You can queue well over 100 posts for later publishing.
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>>81951271
I think you fundamentally misunderstand the appeal of polyshipping
saying that people fantasize about threesomes because they're indecisive is like saying that bisexuals just can't make up their minds
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>>81951668
was she originally meant to be a dyke?
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>>81951719
>dave's lips
>jade's hairy arms
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>>81951696
Finally, someone with some sense.
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>>81951750
Bisexuals do make a choice.
Polyshippers are fuckers who can't commit to a side and then try to justify it like you're doing.
Face it, you're an indecisive faggot. Go fail to pick a brand of ketchup or something.
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>>81951746
Just tried, I can't

Also who's dick do I need to suck to get a plush version of this cat
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>>81951783
glad youre with me on this too, partner
what do you ship
i love daverose
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>>81951779
Plot twist: Dave's the girl and Jade's the man there
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>>81951271
I find polyshipping much tolerable than ship-to-ship wars.
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>>81951816
same lmao
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>>81951839
That's because, like any polyshipper, you don't want the conflict that comes with making a choice.
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>>81951795
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>>81951844
i also want dave to fuck his mom
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>>81951486
I love this strip no matter how many times I read it. I cant put my finger on why its so compelling
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>>81951887
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>>81951810
I can't believe John never considered his dad was just a boring regular dude
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>>81951923
when he called roxy mommy i got a lil hard
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>>81951925
Granted I guess he isnt that normal
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>people want dave and jade's pure love to be corrupted by Karkat
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>>81951925
I guess it's just hard to believe when there's so much circus shit around the house.
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>>81952013
He's so cool.
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>>81951890
because regardless of how out of character it may be, it makes rose/kanaya actually interesting
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>>81951856
no that's because ship fags are literal cancer who ruin the community by making their pet ship the eternal main topic of the discussion.
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>>81951890
Because it has kanaya and rose interacting in a way that isn't just happy lesbians or sad alien and drunk human
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>>81952088
Please, I'd take a thousand ship wars over the hippie "LOL I JUST PICK BOTH xD" bullshit you polyamorous degenerate fuckwits try and tout.
Make up your mind, make a commitment, or go fuck a third rail.
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>>81951925
Kids are funny like that.
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The three-year timeskip was the moment Homestucks plot was irreparably broken.
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>>81952132
did Robert Heinlein kill you dad or something
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>>81952088
Considering it seems like the polyfags are always trying to derail things with the whole "let's just do both guys!" stuff. I'd say they're about as bad.
Only they're also indecisive cunts.
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>>81952210
Nah. That was game over
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>>81952060
I mean John likes prankster stuff so it makes sense that a loving father who does stuff like>>81952063 would decorate the house for his kid. Seriously Dad's the fucking shit

Also good to see that the windows are legit periscopes into locations instead of like universal teleporter things like in PS

>>81952088
Look man if Dave/Rose don't share there vows over some Freudian quips or on pile of smuppet asses I'm gonna riot
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>>81950083
>There are people seriously saying Vriska is worse than Gamzee
I see literally no reason why. I loathe Vriska for being a mary sue and a shitty person in general, but Gamzee is infinitely more of both than Vriska ever was.
>Can't die EVER "cuz clowns lol"
>Can teleport through time and space for no reason
>Knows where the Cherubs are and at what time they were there
>Knows what to do to take care of Cherubs for no reason
>Kills/attempts to kill everyone he knows because he's sober
You can't even say "Oh he was a good person before he went insane" because he didn't start murdering everyone because he was "insane", he did it because he wasn't stoned out of his fucking mind. He's just flat-out an awful person and an awful character. Anyone who likes him is just irredeemable.
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>>81951486
Is this comic drawn my the same guy who made Freedom?
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>>81952265
I can't wait until you catch up and look back on your comments.
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>>81952265
You seem like a cool dude anon. Too many homestuck live bloggers shit on it till eventually it won them over so it's refreshing to see someone Gung ho from the get go
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>>81952226
"let's just do both guys!" assumes, someone was shipwarring.
If you hate polyshipping so much, don't come with shipping in the first place.

>>81952132
EZ. Don't talk about it or it's all ship all the way.
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>>81952325
yeah. He drew few long homestuck related comics, usually the edgy and vaguely depressing kind. And this.
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>>81952317
>>Can teleport through time and space for no reason
Time tables/black hole
>>Knows where the Cherubs are and at what time they were there
>cal told him
>>Knows what to do to take care of Cherubs for no reason
>cal told him
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>>81950083
so, why was kanaya a vampire?
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anyway everyone knows the best poly Jade ship is Karkat/Jade/Karkat
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>>81952265
The best part of you catching up on this comic is that it reminds me of being on the mspa forums back in 2009, with all the candid update reactions
God bless, anon
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>>81952389
Because lesbian vampires are where it's at
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>>81952390
>Jade and Karkat
You poor soul
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>>81952390
the only good one is Rose/Roxy/John desu
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>>81952423
no no no
The second Karkat is vital
it keeps him angry
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>>81952345
I keep getting messages like this and I just don't get it. Why the fuck would you read something you dislike? No ones holding a gun to your head when you open mspa, why the fuck is this such a problem? I legit don't get it.

>>81952338
>>81952395
Cool.
I HATE THAT SOME OF THESE ARE NAMED RETCON AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHY WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THE CASE GOD DAMMIT
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>>81952454
This is important is the second karkat future karkat or past karkat
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>>81952389
twilight
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>>81952444
Rose/Dave/Roxy
fixed
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I have a habit of not reading webcomics till they are done. Waiting for it to finish is too aggravating for me so I like to binge the whole thing from start to finish, rare as that happens.

Guess since it's finally over, it's time to get started.
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This still should've been the most significant ship, and better than when we actually got.
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>>81952474
I refer to them as "forward" and "rear" Karkat
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>>81952457
0eople saw it as a challange or part of a bet or heard it got better later so they powered through and grew to love the characters
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>>81952265
I would post a picture to that, but I am not sure how far it will spoil it for you.
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>>81951486
Wait I thought trolls needed all 4 quadrants to make a proper grub.
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>>81952504
FUCK OFF childpile
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>>81952504
Yeah, Jake/Giant Snowball is underrated.
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>>81951890
>ROOOOOOSE P-PLEASE
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>>81952457
We're used to people who shit on something another person loves, just to prove the shitter is somehow superior to the lover. It's pathological behaviour, but it feels like it's frequent behaviour. Seeing someone who is expressing delight is a real joy becaue it's such a contrast from people trying to prove their edgelord status.
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>>81952457
I really love the capthcha shit and the general video game vibe of everything
>>81952522
That's almost as dumb as skipping shit
>>81952486
Welcome to the club
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>>81952539
no, you just need to provide genetic material with your red partner and your black partner
pale and grey quadrants are only there to keep society running smoothly, not for making grubs
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>>81952504
>Jade and Jake never talked to each other
>Rose and Dirk never talked to each other
>Rose and Jade only talked once to each other
"main" characters
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>>81952539
No just hearts and spades.
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>>81952387
Those are still shitty reasons, and he's still invulnerable for a nonsense reason. He's still infinitely worse than Vriska and the worst character in the comic.
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>>81952265
>Look man if Dave/Rose don't share there vows over some Freudian quips or on pile of smuppet asses I'm gonna riot
so innocent
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>>81950083
>Talkback
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>>81952592
>people can't hear that a thing has ended after its ended
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>>81952587
I'm not disagreeing with that I'm just saying the cherub stuff has an explination
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>>81952486
Good luck on your journey, anon
See you next week
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>>81952584
Rose and Jade talked more than once, but they definitely didn't talk as much as they should have.
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>>81952592
>7 year long comic series
>Expects talkback not to last awhile
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>>81952457
>spoiler
You'll get to that in act six. Don't worry about it
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>>81952574
> you make sure to blow the dust out first of course.
Fuck. I'm going to be seeing stuff like this with new eyes for YEARS.
YEARS.
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>>81952574
Wait doesn't John hate gushers?
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>>81952556
>>81952584
The relationship and interaction between the kids should of stayed a main focus, is all I'm saying.
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>>81950083
all of Homestuck's problems can be improved 100% if Vriska was out of the comic
Who could have helped Rose get over her alcoholism? Kanaya and Rose would have, and their relationship would have been stronger for it
Who could helped Davesprite get over his suicidal tendencies? Davesprite himself, Jade, Dave, ARquius, or Davesprite could have sacrificed himself. whatever it could have been it'd be better than turning into Davepeta
Who could have fixed Dave's and Dirk's awkwardness around each other? They could have solved their problems themselves on the field of battle, instead of it being Vriska's idea to get them together
Who could have stopped Gamzee from fucking with Terezi? literally anyone, but particularly Karkat
Who could have made a perfect plan to beat all the villains? Terezi or Karkat, but really we didn't need the entire plan laid out, they could have just winged, at least we wouldn't know how the fight would end because the plan was 100% right!
Who could have lead an army of ghosts to beat Lord English? Karkat or the Mayor
Who could have fucked Meenah? Karkat
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>>81952655
He loves Gushers, he just hates it when he finds out the Batterwitch has sunk her gnarled claws into them
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>>81952584
I wish John and Dirk could have talked once. I don't even know why but I think it would have been interesting.
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>>81952642
>act six
God dammit
>>81952655
Damn John looking Fresh, I cant wait for him & dave to meetup and talk shop
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>>81952655
No, he loves gushers. He hates baked goods and baking products. The reason he has that gushers scene is because he realizes gushers are made by Betty Crocker.
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>>81952655
He hates Betty Crocker.
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>>81952655
John loves gushers because he's a dork without tastebuds
Speaking of though, and not directly to you per se, do gushers still exist? Do they still make them? I was putzing around at the grocery store the other day and I got it in my head to buy some, but they didn't have any. Are the 90s finally dead or what?
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>>81952317
The reason why Vriska is worse is because Hussie seems to want the reader to actually like her
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why would someone willingly cosplay (Vriska) ?
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>>81951296
THANKS, PAL
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>>81952585
>>81952580
Doesn't that mean both couples are still missing one?
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>>81952696
>cant wait for him & dave to meetup
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>>81952695
agree
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>>81952718
There are some people in this world who are aroused by masochism.
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>>81952671
Well at least some of them stayed consistent in their interactions
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>>81952724
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>>81952715
>John loves gushers because he's a dork without tastebuds
>without tastebuds
Are you implying that gushers aren't the best thing ever? I'm pretty sure that's heresy.
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>>81952671
this, but what's more disappointing is how meaningless their friendship was in the end.
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>>81952718
High boot(?) fetish
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>>81952723
Well okay, TECHNICALLY you need the mother grub to make ANY babies, and you just splash all your genetic gunk at her and she uses it to reproduce
But with the magic of ectobiology they can just combine their genetic code to make a new grub
Get it?
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Does anyone have a Mega link to the Discography? Broke at the moment v.v
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>>81952696
I really do love this comic
>>81952724
So its gonna happen in the next like 20 pages then? Sick, I thought it'd take another act for everyone to meetup
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>>81952765
wait a second

Why couldn't they use the gear on the meteor to clone the mothergrub?
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>>81951486
>>81950232
this is awful but i want more, i want closure
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>>81952265
it would be very, very, VERY freudian
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>>81952132
polyshipping works where all three arms of the triangle are otherwise competing ships, and the characters themselves don't completely invalidate it. there is a real argument against jade/dave/kat in the possibility of Karkat rejecting it, which there is some direct evidence for (however also direct evidence that he's since rejected all his old thinking on relationships). for Jade we have no real insight into how she'd consider a poly relationship, and Dave we can guess would be fine with it.

it's canon, dude.
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>>81952809
Am I for real about to shoot Jades dog?
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>>81952809
>I thought it'd take another act for everyone to meetup
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Do you think Huss will start a new project, or keep trying to make money off of Homestuck?
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>>81952389
She was already a rare jadeblood and a daywalker which was extremely unusual with the harsh sun Alternia had. As it turns out jadebloods are evolved to be regenerating killing machines in order to guard the brooding caverns and this is a secret from the rest of the population.
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>>81952811
Well, uh
...
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>>81952838
>Dave we can guess would be fine with it.
what about ye olde "Dave is monogamous!" battlecry
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>>81952317
I'm surprised no one tried to force feed him sopor pre-reboot at the meteor.
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>>81952809
Prepare for "This is stupid" to be a common reoccurring phrase.
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Remember when everyone was flipping their shit over this picture, believing that it was going to be used in the actual comic soon because there hadn't been any fan art in albums before then?
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>>81952715
They're still listed on the General Mills website

You could buy em on Amazon
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>>81952809
John is the AU Joker that became a super hero
>went crazy cuz gushers
>After manic episode becomes supersane
>Never has a mental breakdown ever again, because he lives disconnected from emotion, or emotions that he doesnt choose to have
it all makes sense now
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>>81952809
>So its gonna happen in the next like 20 pages then? Sick, I thought it'd take another act for everyone to meetup
Oh my sweet summer child
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>>81952876
Huss is a creative type, he'll definitely do something new at some point. Wouldn't be surprised if he took a break though.

>>81952860
yeah
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>>81952838
>Karkat
Karkat might be the ONLY one who would consider it, but he's frowning at the picnic. Jade reacted negatively and didn't WANT a relationship with Karkat, just Dave. Dave is canonically monogamous, to the point where he can't even handle quadrants.
And even then Karkat isn't the kind of person who likes to share AND he won't live long compared to the immortal Dave and Jade.

Polyshipping in general is stupid but Davejadekat is the STUPIDEST of all polyships. You literally pick the three people who are the least likely to be in that sort of relationship, because you're fucking stupid and don't pay attention.
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>>81952860
Maybe, maybe not.
You won't know unless you do it.
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>>81952695
>>81952725

They did talk once. Very briefly.
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>>81952809
John didn't even get to meet Dave face-to-face until after everything goes to shit
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>>81952880
Or the ye olde "Jade has only ever shown interest in Dave and reacted with disgust at the idea of a relationship with Karkat" battlecry?
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>>81952716
I thought it was because he wanted to marry her.
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>>81952887
>implying this isn't going to be in the epilogue
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>>81952893
http://www.amazon.com/Betty-Crocker-Fruit-Snacks-Gushers/dp/B00Z9YWAO6
I knew my free Prime membership would come in handy one day
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>>81951486
Jesus christ anon, what the fuck is this?

I know she was grim dark, but what psychosis bullshit happened off screen?
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>>81952876
Does he even go to cons anymore? He could coast just on conbux and what he's already earned for a decade or more.
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>>81952716
Homestuck's Lightning
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>>81952743
>>81952759
Of course. I don't hate the trolls as much as the others, but they did do a lot to muddy all of the original dynamics up so much. Damn the then-nascent Tumblr fandom.
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In the end, Caliborn was the best character
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>>81952809
>>81952860
So Jade's dog and teleport? Thats fucking sick
>>81952863
>>81952895
I'm going to assume this is a ruse. Why the fuck wouldn't the main characters who are all friends not meetup? That's fucking dumb
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>>81952936
she was CLEARLY warming up to Karkat by the end of Act 5
granted Dave is an obstacle but if he was out of the picture and if Karkat wasn't too much of a pussy to ask then she'd be into it
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>>81952811
Time paradox probably. You try to clone something that shouldn't exist and it gets goopified. They could try and use that goop to make a scrambled mother grub, but there isn't really a guarantee it will be a mother grub because we know fuck all about them, and Hussie isn't telling us anything else.
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>>81952838
Just give it up, even the most desperate fans know it's DaveJade till the end of time
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I don't give a shit about the shipping.

What the fuck was that ending? Did they get through?

This is the most disappointed I've been since CAUCASIAN getting replaced.
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>>81952980
>I'm going to assume this is a ruse. Why the fuck wouldn't the main characters who are all friends not meetup? That's fucking dumb
i ain't sayin nothing
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>>81952956
>>81952876
He is going to keep doing what he loves anons, draw dicks, and make both imaginary and real children draw dicks. He lives for dick.
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>>81952715
Pretty sure they still make them. You'll probably find them with fruit snacks, which are usually in the same aisle as cereal.
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>>81952905
>Dave is canonically monogamous, to the point where he can't even handle quadrants

that was before he went gay and politically correct
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>>81952980
I'm pretty sure everyone whose read this comic has been thinking that for years.
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>>81952980
Seriously, can I not buy this kat anywhere?
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>>81952996
>What the fuck was that ending? Did they get through?
Yes. They got to a universe free from English and having to create him. Which is why the house turned white
Everyone except rose and kanaya are platonic ally friends
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>>81953044
From my knowledge, no.
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Was anyone surprised by Dave being sexually confused? He was raised by a gay guy that made puppet porn and beat him up on the reg.
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>>81953012
Didnt he call the concept of homosexuality outdated? That's not exactly PC
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>>81953044
Sorry. You can buy a smuppet though. Bitches love smuppets
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>>81952887
God I love that picture so much. Say what you will about Vriska, but it's damn cool.

I liked Vriska when the comic and/or fans weren't trying to justify her and she was just tearing shit up for the sake of it.
>>
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>>81953044
>>81953080
You can try making one, though.

http://lishlitz.deviantart.com/art/Vodka-Mutini-sewing-tutorial-289404321

Or commission someone.
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Well it was good animation. But like most animated segments, I'm left wondering just what the hell happened.
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>>81953103
But saying that everybody is bisexual is super-PC and the whole point of these "gender doesn't real" movements.
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>>81953044
goo gl/mF9e8O
knock yourself out, anon
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>>81953044
We robocop now
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>>81952564
can you just imagine Kanaya letting an out an anguished scream like that? Her voice choking on sobs?
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>>81953106
what
fans were always trying to justify her, Hussie picked up on that early on and did everything he could to exacerbate it
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what would roxy be like as a lover
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>>81953137
I don't think you know what politically correct means. Above all it means carefully choosing terminology so as to avoid alienating as many demographics as possible. I'm pretty sure calling homosexuality outdated is going to alienate the rather large demographic of homosexuals.
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>>81953157
Okay so when Jade sleeps she pilots a robot and also exist as herself with a yellow uniform?
Its gotta be as a counterpart for the purple moon right?
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>>81953137
oh sure, when it comes time to deconstruct social norms then everyone always throws heterosexuality out the window first, but god forbid that John and Jade fuck
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>>81953044
someone knitted that kitten and gave it to me for gristmas. feels good, man.
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>>81953137
PC and progressive isn't the same thing. Good luck finding a politician to claim that everyone's bi
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>>81953224
Yes.
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>>81953240
I'm glad you liked my gift anon
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>>81953224
You'll see

also seeing someone call it "the purple moon" instead of its name is cute
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>>81953189
Probably slightly insecure while also being overbearing

>>81953224
Jade is actually a robot
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>>81953189
kind of shit. actually kind of prudish and shy, not quite frigid but close.
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>>81953240
That's cute
Gristmas is always great with HSG
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>>81953274
Am I retarded and missed the name of it?
>>81953224
Okay so john used to be GT instead of EB, that makes the thing before the midnight crew flash make a little more sense
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>>81953369
no you're fine, at this point in the story their names haven't been stated yet
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>>81953369
You didn't miss it.

Good eye for detail, by the way.
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Before I began reading I heard a vague description about that it was about a video game that destroyed the world, so I thought that the kids somehow were the trolls, either as virtual MMO characters or new bodies to survive in the troll world. (Based on purely physical appearance, John-Karkat, Dave-Sollux, Rose-Kanaya, and Jade-Vriska/Aradia)
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>>81953369
You'll find out what it's called later on.
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>>81953044
They had it available as a scarf. I think it's sold out.
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>>81953369
Okay my inital assumpltion was the imps defaced everything, but why were the markings on Johns room like months before and then not there when Johns birthday rolled around?
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>>81952811
On another note, did death even matter to them? The trolls had some pretty top tier ectobiology shit and their captcha cards still.
Also,
What literally stops them from entering their new universe? Like, who cares about deres and prospit getting fucked. Just sneak in while the murder demon is getting his hard on.

So many god damn questions. Fuuuck.
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>>81953436
You'll see
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Why didn't they just use the things they set up to kill Lord English, instead of destroying the green sun and fucking exterminating Paradox Space/the Dream Bubbles?
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>>81953447
The very first thing Jack did was destroy the gateway to the B universe, remember?
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>>81953447
Jack sliced up the door to the universe, remember?
THEORETICALLY they could, I dunno, just jump into their frog, but they'd all die before they reached a liveable place anyway
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>>81953417
I love shit like this.
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>>81953436
Good, you're learning how to read homestuck.
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>>81952981
>she was CLEARLY warming up to Karkat by the end of Act 5
Yeah, as a friend.
And then immediately during the three year journey reacted with a "No, no thank, nope" to the idea of Karkat dating her.
Face it, she wants to suck Dave's massive clock, Karkat's not even considered at this point. And nor should he be because Dave and Jade are OTP
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>>81953521
UHH
No one mentioned the shit before this moment???
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will i ever live to see rose or jade get timecloned gangbang by john?

does anyone know what i can read to give me the skills to draw this? i want to let the dream come to life
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>>81953650
loomis
>>81953589
Seriously, how is Jade not the time person?
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>>81953589
Remember that they all lived very far from each other and that Rose only just saw John's house recently, the first one
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>>81953589
How was this explained in comic? Shit made no sense.
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>>81953436
You'll find out later. Maybe.
Also I'm so fucking glad that you're enjoying this.
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How many dicks can Jade and Aradia take?
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>>81953665
:o)
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>>81953662
>Seriously, how is Jade not the time person?
Because, apparently, all Prospit dreamers can see visions of the past and future in Skaia's clouds.
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>>81953662
what's loomis?
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>>81953650
LOOM-

>>81953662
oh this guy beat me to it
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>>81953675
aradiia ha2 only taken the2e two diick2
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>>81952977
Is it a coincidence, that the best rolls where the ones who appeared the least?
Sollux, Aradia, Nepeta, Feferi?
Hussie simply didn't had the time to fuck them up properly.
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>>81953662
I call horseshit those links did not have that shit going on
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>>81953738
>Is it a coincidence, that the best rolls where the ones who appeared the least?
But Terezi got a lot of screen time and she was the best one

At least pre-retcon, but who counts post-retcon
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>>81953738
>Feferi
>Nepeta
>Sollux
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>>81953710
illustrator and author of very popular instructional books

http://alexhays.com/loomis/
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>>81953584
Really? I get the impression that she was more or less cooling off on relationships in general and was more inclined to just be friends with everyone.
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>karkat will forever be associated with Dave and Jade's bullshit
>he is a shitty leader
>he is a shitty kanaya clone
>Caliborn stole everything from him

JUST
How do you fucking ruin a character this hard, Hussie?
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>>81953797
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>>81953782
Oh there we go
I figured this would just be a metaphorical carrot on a stick for like another 2 acts
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>>81953832
At least he has a personality, unlike Feferi/Sollux/Nepeta.
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>>81953804
if i read these will i be able to draw like all the people on tumblr? or will i actually be good at drawing?
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>>81953787
How does it feel having your favorite troll shat on at the end?

Mine just dropped out of the stories relevance and didn't appear until some sprite bullshit.

(Equius fags have it bad)
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>>81953665
Explained? What needs to be explained? It was a conflict between their subconscious (dream selves) and conscious and since (with the exception of Jade), they weren't acclimated to their subconscious self (i.e. weren't awake in their other mind), they were unable to see their subconscious lashing out against them (i.e. the doodles) until they woke up and became a more whole person by acknowledging and accepting their other side.

It was kind of cerebral at the time, but in the end didn't really amount to jack shit.
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>>81953824
ah delicious boob jiggle
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>>81953698
Also space players are awake from the get go.
That means Kanaya could also do the Jade thing and now that I think about it, is probably the one who led all the trolls together.
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so, hussie forget to kill certain someone
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005694
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>>81953848
HAHA I CALLED IT
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>>81953879
>personality
FUCKING CALIBORN STOLE THAT SHIT AS WELL
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>>81953738
Honestly at this point, I'd rather all the trolls be more in the background, if not get negated completely. At least then the fandom wouldn't have been as much of a terrible influence for Hussie.
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>>81953882
That's up to you. But I lean towards "actually good."
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>>81953937
He'll fall down some stairs and die after a million years of picnics and soccer.
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>>81953787
post-timeskip Terezi was a different character than pre-timeskip Terezi.
It's like someone abducted her and replaced her with a whinier shittier version.
And post time-skip when they were on that lillypad, she was basically Vriska's yes-woman. Never did I witness such a character derailment as hers.
>>
I don't know how livebloggers are so attentive, in my first readthrough, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
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>>81953941
Caliborn was similarly rude, but less eloquent. He typed like he was autistic or something.
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>>81953882
>if i read these will i be able to draw like all the people on tumblr?
bad mentality. dont expect instant results. dont expect results from anything other than practicing.
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>>81954002
it's because they're liveblogging that they pay more attention
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>>81953906
It's been so long anon, I didn't believe in rereading a comic until it's over.

Holy shit tho, Hussie knew how to write back then.
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>>81953939
You're so unlucky. The flash you watched used to ha ve a different song in the background, which fit the flash much, much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9Xm8ym04E
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Just dropping in to ask if Hussie has posted anything at all since the ending - a response, blog post, anything?
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>>81954084
He said that Homestuck is over and that whatever you think happens happens in the end
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>>81954084
Just the edit promising an epilogue whenever that appeared about an hour after the ending was posted.
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>>81953882
the only way to learn to draw is practice, but a good reference its always helpful
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>>81954122
>>81954113
T-thanks
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>>81953951
can you show me some results of loomis instruction?
>>81954015
i just asking if its actually good to learn from, obviously im going to practice
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>Karkat is now forever a strilonde sex toy
>Dave hetero and Dave homo shippers are arguing against each other

>fucking Vriska is a better leader and got a nice permadeath
Fuck. Fuck that shitty mary sue getting all the good shit.
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>>81952317
because at least his killing is indiscriminate, and he puts an end to their suffering quickly.
being a crazy clown is one thing, and just makes you a not particularly loathsome villan.
but no amount of character development can justify or repay "APOLOGIZE FOR BEING CRIPPLED" and the like while still being accepted and seen as not a threat or terrible person by the heroes. not only that, but she dares to take the role as the main character, and constantly claims to be morally right.
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>>81953939
>>81954002
It was the 413 motif, Johns Bday, the start of the game, Dad's handle, It made it pretty clear there were going to be subtle hints at stuff.
Also I did read PS so dumb bullshit is expected

>>81954065
Damn thats a solid tune.
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remember chucklevoodoos
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>>81954033
The early parts of Homestuck make the last two acts even sadder. He really did know how to write and then something went wrong...
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>>81954137
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>>81954005
>>81953941
These posts actually made me sad, because I'm actually reminded that Karkat has NEVER conversed with Caliborn ever.

That really should've happened.
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>>81954065
Man, it does, but the song that replaced it is just plain fantastic. One of my favorite songs in the comic.
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>>81954165
Do you think Jade ever took advantage of john while he was asleep?
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>>81954153
Haven't you realized? Karkat's real story is to understand that he isn't a leader and that his destiny is to fight leprechauns.
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Imagine Let The Morning Come Soon, except instead of passing Cronus around, they pass around Karkat
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>>81954153
>Jade won't use god tier space powers to shrink Karkat down to the size of a sex toy
>Dave won't use god tier time powers to freeze Karkat in place
>The epilogue won't have a tiny statue-ized, but still conscious, Karkat being used for carnal relations by anyone who happens to be within grabbing distance

Missed opportunity if you ask me.
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>>81954206
Jade isn't attracted to her ectobiological brother.
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>>81954246
but rose is attracted to HER ectobiological brother!
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>>81954206
All the powers she had and she couldn't see how and why that Imp got on John's bed.
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>>81954234
I don't know what this is, elaborate.
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>>81954065
Why was this removed again? Was it the aftermath of Bolin's meltdown?
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>>81954255
No she isn't. Rose is full lesbo.
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>>81954267
Yes.
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>>81954234
Is that the artist who's really into /u/ milfs?
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>>81954165
Why did John have a fear of clowns again?
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>>81954246
says you, she didn't know they were related
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I wish those "it's actually Calliope who's LE and Caliborn is a red herring" theories had been right so Caliborn could've gotten the happy ending he deserved
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>>81953824
Not really. More that she's more desperate than ever. Three years in solitude after a single day of interacting with real people and thirteen years alone before that?
She'd want it bad. And by it I mean a loving relationship.
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Are there any kids or trolls that John Egbert has never spoken to?
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>>81954267
Yes. Bolin was right.
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>>81954280
then dave will cut off his penis and strap some tits to his chest to seduce her
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what planets of aliens were The Condenses conquering in the A2 Universe?
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I just watched the finale again, why did they take the consorts with them?
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>>81954308
What was Bolin right about? I thought he just got mad because Hussie used his demo tracks instead of complete songs or something.
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>>81954298
Caliborn didn't get a bad ending, we didn't even see LE die. For all we know, he grabbed Vriska in his claws, gnawed her head off and fucked her raw while she died between his jaws.
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>>81954303
Feferi, probably.
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>>81954350
that hussie is a unprofessional hack or something
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>>81954165
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>>81954350
Hussie did not have what it took to talk professionalism with him.
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>>81954300
>Jade making dog whining sounds whenever you leave her alone for too long
>Jade doing that koala cling Dave used to do but to her family and friends if they try and go
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>>81954350
Bolin is a professional, Hussie is a retard
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reminder Karkat was literally the second coming of Troll Jesus and nothing came of that
Karkat having candy red blood literally has no significance
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>post-retcon Karkat
>wanting him near any characters
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>>81954351
Being part of LE is a bad ending in a way. He's stuck in a fusion of himself, Arquius, and half of Gamzee forever.
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>>81954417
i thought karkat's red blood was the reason humans had red blood
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>>81954379
Yooo this shit
Right here
This is my shit
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>>81954295
:o)
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>>81954350
Hussie is not a professional in working with and leading a team.
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>>81954446
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>>81954417
Who?
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So we only have 9 humans left, at least 7 of which who would even be down to procreate with the opposite sex. Assuming they can't ectobiologically resurrect/clone people with different genes from Earth from before things went to shit, which pairs are you rooting for?
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so is loomis legit or nah
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>>81954446
good fucking taste

>>81954498
the weapon is something that was in PS
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>>81954498
You poor, poor anon.
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>>81954516
Dave and Karkat aren't together. He was prison gay.
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>>81954498
;_;
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>>81954417
>Feferi is the opposite of Condy for not being sea-hitler
>Karkat is the opposite of the Sufferer which results to _______
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>>81954498
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>>81954303
Gamzee, Feferi, Nepeta, probably Eridan. There was an implied John/Equius convo which could have been good.
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>>81954533
It was something that was in the bonus pages which he didn't read (and wasn't really even that)
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what powers of the trolls was from their aspect, from the natural psychic ability that their caste has, or the a mutation unique to them?
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>>81954516
skaia was really dumb only choosing gays for the new universe
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>>81954498
>>81954544
>>81954542
>>81954563
Damn it, I dont want it to be lame shit
That blows
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>>81952935
>>81952809
TOXIC MASCULINITY
AND HOMOPHOBIA
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>>81954559
an inverse racist, self-hating mutant
someone who hates his blood color just because it's different and for no other reason
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>>81954516
dave can fuck roxy, its ok, i swear
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>>81950083
I feel sorry for that person's friends
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>>81954446
The story pretty much went downhill, when Hussie closed the suggestion boxes somewhere in 2010.
This is the shit, Hussie would've never come up with himself.
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>>81954595
Wrinklefucker is still the best
Look at this sick shit
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>>81954595
Aren't you worried about spoilers?
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>>81954597
>Meets John after three years
>rags on him for toxic masculinity and launches into a tumblr tier tirade
>doesn't even believe and then fucks his sister
Dave's a terrible person
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>>81954640
ST8P
P8STING
KATNEP
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>>81954658
So is it true that Hussie really works best on taking suggestions from readers and working them into his stories, and he's just not as good by himself
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>>81954630
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>>81954689
Tonight.
YOU.
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>>81954516
It's not like it matters, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to repopulate an species with 7 individuals.

This is what ectobiology is for.
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>>81954640
KEEP
POSTING
HAPPY
NEPETA
IN
ANY
FORM
EXCEPT
DAVEPETA
PLS
NO
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>>81954697
He works best by being a smarmy cunt who thinks of the most hilarious ways to mess up people's suggestions, like some sort of literary genie who exclusively types his stories with his mangled monkey paws
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WHEN
IS
PROBLEM
SLEUTH
TWO
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WHY
ARE
WE
TYPING
LIKE
THIS
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>>81954662
This thread is just nebulously in the bg of my mind, even if I did read spoilers, I wouldn't believe or understand like 90% of it
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>>81954738
hopefully never
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>>81954738
What if the universe that the kids created is the PS universe?
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>>81954734
I think he still writes his stories with two monkey's paws. Readers wanted Rosemary, so they got it, and neither character was good afterwards. Readers wanted Daverezi, so they got it, offscreen, and both characters suffered tremendously afterwards, etc.
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KATNEP POWERRRR
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>>81954738
>desiring to ruin Problem Sleuth

He can finish up Jailbreak and Bard's Quest.
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IS LOOMIS LEGIT YES OR NO?
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Man, so much of this is a trip down memory lane
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>We get to see a liveblogger slowly begin to lose all hope and faith in the comic they're adoring, becoming more and more like the typical HSG poster as they hate Homestuck yet want to discuss it
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>>81954792
>jade cosplayer in daves shirt
now we're talking
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>>81954786
Or merging them together rebrand it into "Breaking Bard".
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>>81954738
there doesn't need to be one
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>>81954789
Yes, but maybe not for absolute beginners, for which I've seen "Drawing for the Absolute Beginner" recommended.
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>>81954777
Rosemary was a bad ship from the get go
Everyone wants to ship without thinking about how the characters would actually react to eachother, they are blinded by porn and feelings

Daverezi didn't work out because the plot demanded it, which is why it happened offscreen and with minimal fall out
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can someone motivate me to finish my davemom fic
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>>81954795
Their optimism is so cute but tragic
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>>81954792
I don't understand this place's potato obsession.
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>>81954786
>>81954768
What if he let people input commands
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see y'all in the epilogue i hope quite possibly
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>>81954827
finish your momdave fic
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>>81954795
He still has ~3000 pages before the downward spiral
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>>81954812
There are tons of cosplays of that though.
None of which I can post because they're all horrifically NSFW

>>81954832
I always preferred mollywhop, or xenophiliacbroad.
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>>81954827
Sounds like a really good piece. Do finish it anon
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>>81954843
The majority of hussie's fanbase has never read anything that isn't homestuck or paradox space
There's no conceivable universe where this turns out to be a good thing
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>>81954832
we saw her grow up from a young girl to a curvy adult, she really grew into her body
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>>81954827
I don't know if I can motivate you anon

At the moment I'm trying to churn out three pesterlogs for my Karkat<>Kanaya<3Rose<3<Karkat Moirail Spitroast fic
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>>81954498
If it makes you feel any better MAJOR FUCKING SPOILER WWOWOWWOWOWWOOWOWOWOOWOWO
John gets that weapon (or at least something equivalent to it in strength) later in the story, called the Warhammer of Zillyhoo
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