Homestuck

Disappointment

Man, Hiveswap looks like fucking club penguin. The only good thing it COULD MAYBE have anymore is lore and story but I dont really trust in their skilla. Why the fuck is the concept art detailed as fuck?

No resolution to FedoraFreak's predicament.

vriska comes back and it's all about her

These Gamefaq pages better come back holy hell

>>81936746
Putting your head against the wall, you hear SILENCE. The soft wall is ridiculously COMFORTABLE, something you DESPISE with all your inner being. If they're going to lock you up for all eternity they ought to have the decency to make a PROPER CELL.

Placing your head against the DOOR leads to similar results, save for a SLIGHT HUM.

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>>81937234
>tfw it has to be about Vriska or the kid's fates won't be touched on

https://youtu.be/brTcai-9TfQ
Watch this and pinpoint the end and beginning of your favorite part of the comic.

>>81936755
If you're upset about the retcon changes, you should know that all of the old files are still on the website. It takes some digging to find them, but here's the original opening to Homestuck:
http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00082/00082.swf

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Joey is cute! CUTE!

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>>81937039
CALIBORN WON
FAGGOTS

>>81937239
Have you kept note of feeding times, when is the next one? How do they tranqulaise you? And how do you actually pee, is there a toilet in the cell?

>>81937331
[ERROR: UNIFY COMMANDS]

(i'm going to upload these on AO3 with the commands included)

>>81937314
Yeah, mostly by his ability to do awesome things offscreen.

>>81937440
What is AO3???

>>81937524
Fanfic website. I'd put it on MSPFA but I can't draw for shit

Somewhat of a redemption

>>81937524
https://archiveofourown.org/

Specifically, http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Homestuck/works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fx8qI9C-8
forgot to post this earlier

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The epilogue will be a 5000 page essay on how great Vriska is

>>81937039
It's going to be shit.
Better question: What do you people want to see in the epilogue?

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>The epilogue is a walkaround
>The longest of it's kind
>Pick your own OTPs by having characters interact and selecting options

Is Hussie a big enough hack to leave it up to personal choice?

>>81937650
Some explanations of the loose ends

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Should we tell them?

>>81937650
Whatever happened to the felt, ms paint, and DD.

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>>81937650
whatever the fuck happened to lord english, except ON SCREEN.

>>81937645
>Homestuck has too many characters
>musicwank section iintroduced by fucking Mysttuck

hahahhaha dropped

dropped

>>81937838
I send an ask vaguely explaining it.

>>81937208
The only recent picture of Hiveswap looks more like Monkey Island, or Sam&Max to me.

The epilogue will have to be whoever wasn't on the lilypad. Ms.Paint? Jack Noir? Hussie's self-insert and whatever other killed characters could survive the house juju? muse!Calliope, who also broke her clock so she doesn't get the reprieve of a Heroic death?

>>81937288
>mfw keep telling myself 'homestuck was still good at this point, homestuck was still good at this point' until it stops being true
>mfw i can find the exact moment the story went to shit
7:57
tricksters
that's when it started to suck.

>>81937649
isn't that already what Homestuck is?

>>81937875
>musicwank section iintroduced by fucking Mysttuck
pretty sure myststuck is mentioned because it didn't have any art team contributions

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>>81937902
I'm sure they'll be fine

>>81934147
>>81936201
It depresses me to remember homestuck was once funny to read.

>>81937645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fx8qI9C-8
oh neat, I liked the first two installments

>>81937838
What why is it named retcon actually? I don't remember

>Nice another PS callback
You'll love GG
And, well, GG

>>81937977
nailed it

>>81938139
Oil in the frame.

>>81938139
The oil that John removed from LoWaS with his retcon powers

>>81938139
The result of John playing the wind

>>81937977
>>81937979
What is this?

>>81938207
An anon set up a blog to liveblog his first time reading homestuck
http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/

>>81938139
you'll have to re-read and find out

>>81938167
>>81938189
>>81938194
Oh, thank you. I'm bad at remembering this kind of stuff

>>81938242
I probably will one day when I'm not busy

>>81938229
I cannot believe that tumblr name wasn't taken

>Rose never gets to raise the conductors baton
HUSSIEEEE YOU HACK

>>81937650
What the actual fate of everyone is. That part with them running around in the sunshine isn't even conclusive since
>we don't know when in relation to that they zap to fight Caliborn or why since they're not aware of the time loop
>we don't know if the future beta kids are actually released from the juju
>we don't know how the future alpha kids make it back from Caliborn's planet
>we don't know what the fuck happens to Calliope since what we know tells us the ring of life will be lost
>etc.

>>81938261
I cannot believe the tumblr name ilovegiantblackdicks.tumblr.com is not taken

Equius never gets to use a bow.

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If I continue to do this adventure, where should I put it? I've heard that quest threads on /tg/ are cancer, but I don't have images for MSPFA.

>>81938283
You know what? She actually might. Calliope is in the new session, and she has the baton.

AU where the Gamebro office actually played SBURB ahead of everyone else and were the only people to make it into the Medium before the firey destruction of the planet

It never fucking happens.

>>81938287
We also don't know what happens to the non-dead people in or near the dreambubbles. Vriska, Sollux and Aradia can survive the dreambubbles breaking, but it isn't clear if they get sucked in the black hole. If the Beta kids survive, I'd say they survive too.

>>81938160
Nice
>>81938142
Cool, GG seems like a cool dude
>>81938207
I'm liveblogging my first read since hsg asked
>>81938229

>>81938357
I'm pretty sure that the point of the black hole was also to get rid of the dreambubbles so the dead can finally "move on".

If John makes it out of the juju, Vriska, Aradia, Sollux are all fine.

>>81938361
>a cool dude
Anon...:c

>>81938361
One last important thing.
DON'T SKIP THE INTERMISSION

>>81937850
There's a lot of things "missing" in ACT 7: some are just because Hussie didn't have the time or the will to write/draw them, but for Lord English it's pretty obvious that he didn't want to explicit what happened.

is vriska fat

>he doesn't know about the midnight crew
Someone link him the MSPA bonus pages

>>81938454
If I read Roses Gamfaqs I aint skipping shit
>>81938445
>2 Girls & 2 boys
Nah thats dumb and to predictable

>>81938466
>it's pretty obvious that he didn't want to explicit what happened

THIS

If it gets explained, it will be told after-the-fact.

>>81937645
>the part with WV: Ascend
>rose cosplayer playing violin
>beginners guide
He gets it. Vriskagram, R3M3M3R, Act 7, all have unfitting music for early homestuck. Yes they are good but Id drop the comic if i heard them before.

>people unironically tought HS would be discussed in art majors
Hey, it can actually be but for learning what you DON'T do with your work.

>>81938493
No, she's anorexic. Stop enabling her eating disorder.

>>81937305
JOEY IS GOING TO SHOOSH-PAP OR KILL THE CANDYRED TYRANT!

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F

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Anyone interested in a /tg/ quest thread or naw?

Keep it on here?

>>81938521
>No, she's anorexic.

shes got to be over 300lbs. she might be anorexic if she was like 10 feet tall

she has a problem

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What made Homestuck so bad? Was it too meta?

Or was it using meta as a substitute for good writing?

>>81938509
Daves Desktop is from AIDS right?

>>81938676
Yeah, /tg/ is the quest board. It's best to put it there.

>>81937650
The fate of all the characters.

>>81938737
I had to work to understand it. It complete fails to spoonfeed me, so it is an objective failure on all fronts.

>>81938774
Are you still using this fucking bait jesus

Courteously spoilering for new reader's sake:
So if this Universe C is the cherub universe and Calliope and Caliborn are the new players, does this mean it's the end of new universe being created in this string? Pretty sure Caliborn's session didn't bear fruit. Do you think another planet get SBURB? Did some random species evolve for it on a far-off planet that we never saw or would trolls or humans have gotten it again, or even carapacians? I hate the idea of it being a sickening A > B > C > A loop.

>>81938737
Neither. Hussie had a very clear and distinct idea for the ending, and when he realized he was writing a plot that went in a totally different direction, he retcon'd his story to fit the original ending.

I'd say Hussie fell in love with his original "THANKS FOR PLAYING" ending too much and instead of doing the usual author thing of just changing the ending to suit what you realize you've written, he decided he absolutely needed to change the plot to suit the new ending.

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THE CONDESCE LEGACY LIVES ON!

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>>81938509
>Nah thats dumb and to predictable

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>>81938754
Someone mentioned an arm earlier?
Do I just ignore it for now?

>>81938855
>you will never live in the alt timeline where hussie wrote a new, sensible ending and told everybody about the crazy original ending he had planned and was so happy he didn't use because it would have been unsatisfying for everyone

>>81938957
Sometimes you'll see arms flailing around in the background. It'll make sense in the far-flung future. Don't worry about it.

>>81938957
Pretty much. I thought the decision to add them was poorly thought out and distracting, but you can safely ignore them. Completely irrelevant.

>>81938957
Yeah.
Just ignore it.
Or make up an elaborate theory why there would be an arm there.

>>81938957
Yeah, you will understand it in about 7,000 pages.

The retcon was a mistake. Terrible for first time readers

>>81938991
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for him naming the files "retcon"
This isn't the first liveblogger who tripped over them.

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>>81938843
Okay, also gonna spoiler for the new reader.
Session C looks like it's another attempt by Sburb to reproduce after Session B didn't (because later the Session B players jumped off the reincarnation rails with the house juju). The flipped Sburb logo could mean it's going "backwards" to the start, but I threw up in my mouth a little typing that so I will assert that's not the meaning. I believe it means the door isn't just exiting this session, but exiting the system entirely. Maybe Session C was fucked up because the universe tried again to have a baby at too late an age, like trying to give birth after menopause.

>>81937039
I really hope it never happens. Many people are still in denial about the ending. Don't worry, soon you'll accept it and move on.

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>Feferi, along with the rest of the dead characters, are permanently dead
>You can't even say "they could be alive in an alternate dimension" because the Green Sun destroyed them all
I shouldn't be this disappointed.

>>81939037
as somebody who was a new reader in 2013 just before the gigapause hit, I didn't see any of the arms until the caliborn intermission. there's a really obvious one just out in the open, I was like 'editing mistake maybe?' becaue I couldn't tell what it was.

I think I settled for a really incandescent bone

>>81938991
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>>81939014
>>81939037
There's an archiver that made a backup of MSPA, and uses a browser cookie to show the armless pictures UNTIL the browser hits the page where the arms are *cough* explained, then the cookie is set and the *retcon.gif images are served. I hope Hussie's sysadmin implements the same someday.

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Quest thread for anyone interested:

>>>/tg/46734308

>>81938287
I know exactly /one/ person who's cool with the ending, and that's because she headcanons/theorizes that either
1. Somehow, every iteration of a character gets fused into one ('Ultimate Self' etc.), or
2. Somehow, all the dead and doomed characters are brought back to life
Right now she's not in a state of anguish/anger like me and my other HS reading friends but that's because she believes Hussie will not disappoint, and she's OK with the ending being in her mind in the meantime.
I wish I could be like that too.

>>81938737
>Or was it using meta as a substitute for good writing?
Nailed it. Vriska's whole character, cloun, retcons, "people don't have arcs", "ultimate selves" - that's part of the problem. Meta for the sake of meta is shitty writing.

>>81939155
I'm cool with the ending considering the only thing not clear in the end is the fate of the main characters at the VERY END of their in-comic timeline, and its set to be cleared up.

>>81939094
The best characters were already permadead and the dreambubbles were a massive mistake.

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I never actually thought of this

>>81939233
yeah holy shit.

I know where andrew got the idea of the shitty comic (someone post the original if they have it?), but this is a nice headcanon

>>81938509
>Nah thats dumb and to predictable
well it's also exactly what happens

gg's a she

>>81939346
shhh

>>81938754
Yeah.

>>81937645
This reminded me of the fan music compilations. I got up to album 18, did anybody make more?

>>81939233
It's just supposed to be a parody of shitty webcomics like CAD and PA, they don't have anything in common with John + Dave besides the colors.

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Is Sollux the most underrated character in Homestuck?

>>81939404
one came out recently called beforus

>>81938754
so is his phone. saddens me to think that there are people that don't know this. that's not me being a pretentious faggot, it's just a nice piece of trivia considering there's a direct plug for AIDS in act 1.

what percentage of homestuck readers do you think have read AIDS?

>>81939428
Yes. After all, he and Aradia are mostly responsible for SGRUB.

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>>81939233
The first SBaHJ comics were posted to penny-arcade forums long before Homestuck, and they were Hussie (old Huss) making sick burns on some aspiring webcomic author who was half-assing it and begging for attention. Especially the porkchop mouths.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Hussie is now known by the porkchop mouth as if it were a trademark, and the artist he was making fun of is forgotten in obscurity.

>>81939233
Chronologically, SBAHJ predates Homestuck, doesn't it?

>>81939428
Sollux is very popular. At least as popular as Eri.
You're thinking of Feferi. Unless you mean "underrated" as "good character with no fans" in which case nevermind.

Shitty twists that should have happened?
Mituna was alive under the helmet.

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Bets on how they'll handle the news

>>81939404
I compiled 22 albums.

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/71a3pjnccydzm/Homestuck_Fan_Music
A lot of it is filler content but I was going for whatever was passable for the sake of posterity. The last time I updated it was back during the Kickstarter, so sorry for the lack of recent content, but I don't think there's been that much made since then that wasn't intended as part of a larger album project.

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>>81939603
I've had this saved on my desktop since it was posted and don't have the heart to remove it

>>81939630
I'd say quite well.
It's not like it stopped me.

>>81939642
Damnit, this would have made more sense.

LONG
LIVE
KING
KARKAT

>>81937039
It's literally going to be gay porn

>>81939642
> zillywave and sawho
Fuck. This clicks in as a piece of a theory about the Lord class.
The only Lord player we know, he never uses his aspect's powers directly, he always does it through other creatures he commands. (Remember we first saw the overcoat in Stitch's possession.) Zillywave and Sawwho would be two creatures he could lord over in zillyhoo style. They could be the 'best in slot' versions of a Lord-player's minions.

DaveJade puppies

>>81939641
Thank you for compiling these, I always enjoy fan music.

Did Hussie forget about the map

>>81939982
probably gonna work on completing it for the epliogue.

>>81937937
>muse!Calliope
>Heroic Death
What pipe're you smokin?

>>81939428
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This fucking guy

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reposting from the last thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUvEixF1HE

>>81937066
This

>>81939233
Will we ever have another sbahj

>>81940066
It's so nice that ugly weird people can find love

>>81940024
>poster boy for wasted pontetial
>not Tavros
>not fucking Karkat having his good shit stolen by Caliborn and being reduced to shipping bait

>>81939073
>the next session is a retard

>>81940019
She detonated a black hole on top of herself as a gambit to defeat or imprison Lord English. Does that sound like a cowardly or selfish death to you?

>>81940041
well well

>>81937269
>all this speculation that different heroic characters are destined to defeat Caliborn
>there is absolutely no tension in how he is defeated
>a box full of plot is opened up and he dies immediately with no fight
>it's opened by VRISKA of all characters

Why is she Hussie's waifu

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>>81937066
What else could we expect from CurrentHussie?

>>81940099
Jade should be pretty and cute, not ugly.

>>81940136
>he dies immediatley

we don't know, and if he does get defeated he most likely gets sucked into the black hole

>there is absolutely no tension in how he is defeated

we don't know if the beta kids survived

>>81940118
literally the most heroic thing to ever happen in homestuck

>the murals celebrating ethnic diversity in PS were a grim prognostication of Hussie's future

>>81939982
This guy's been keeping a pretty good one.

http://www.rafe.name/niklink/homestuck-map

>>81940143
Punished Hussie

A Fallen Legend

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>>81940164
how about beautiful and terrifying?

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>>81940215
Nah, even grimbark she's still adorable

>>81940176
We don't know if the beta kids even fought him.

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Dead ships

>>81940297
RIP Homestuck x good writing

Hey guys, I'm digging for proof of SBURB being some kind of entity and not a lifeless chunk of code.
Like, you know, how it's about Horrorterrors vs Skaia, and how Paradox Space has a "will" and chooses what timeline to keep or discard.
Anyone knows where this info was exposition-dumped?

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>>81940297
redglare is an allegory for homestuck

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>>81940297

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You no longer bear the burden of hate.
You have achieved your destiny.
You are free.
The doomed solarafag's folly returned, the equaracunt's perseverance showed,
/hst/'s autism... is the same, your past self's heart freed,
the prophecy fulfilled.
All fates sealed and sins redeemed.
If you have pity, mourn the loss, but let the weeping cease.
Homestuck is gone, and the sun's golden honey gilds the land.


Finally done. No more of this bullshit at any further expense of my

sanity. Yes epilogues may come but I fulfilled what I set out for my younger past self. Thusly, Equara Hate Anon is no more.

http://equarahateanonisdead.tumblr.com/

Come; take this thing from the hand of a freed soul.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/8z6vt1hl5rrlzo0/HOMESTUCK.rar

>>81940041
>even new guy, right off the bat can tell Rose is a fucking bitch

>>81940335
fuck if I know. I recall nanna maybe spilling the beans at some point? Rose read some books during the act 6 intermissions I'm sure. I do know that they said something about skaia knowing it's own fate SOMEWHERE in ther though

>>81940335
SBURB is the chunk of code
Skaia is the entity

>>81938229
>Keeps wondering about retcon stuff
Hoo boy
Once he gets to that one point where John plays the wind he's going to fucking flip.

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>>81939641
It's been forEVER since I listened to 90% of this, but my personal must-haves are 1 and 2, 6, 21, and Metastuck.

If you only want to bother with one, here's the sampler with my personal top 30 fan songs:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/g164e63aw684ojy/Homestuck+Fan+Music+Sampler.rar
Being that I made this 5 years ago there's a few joke songs included as a snapshot of the fandom at its peak. I was going to apologize for them but... nah, they're still hilarious. I highly recommend the entire thing.

>>81939941
It was my pleasure.

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>>81940203
From MSPA two phantoms were born
Andrew and Hussie

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>>81940297

>>81940358
did anybody else ever pay attention to these two autismos?

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>>81940215
Jade is incapable of being not cute

>>81940105
The fact that Karkat didn't end up doing jack shit throughout the course of the story is one of the most damning things about homestuck. All the set up in the world just he was just dropped like a fucking rock.

>>81940358
;_;
NEREVAR

>>81940442
no

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>>81940416
EXCUSE ME

So why didn't the Condense take control of Jade in Collide?

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>>81940378
He's got his head on alright

>>81940492
she had no idea where she was, surely?

>>81940358
literally who?
is this one of those 'famous by dramatic death' deals? it's not even a tripfag, just how HIGH do you have to BE to try getting a reputation while anonymous?

>>81940416
I think I missed out on this meme. What's with the eyepatch and scar?

>>81940335
Off the top of my head:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004493
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006606

>>81940531
MGSV
the response to both homestuck ending and V were very similar

>>81940513
>>81940477
bowfag has more of a rep than these two 'nerevar' throwing retards

>>81940143
What's up with his eyes

>>81940560
Never been a Metal Gear fan, explain it to me like I'm 5.

Were there ever any Problem Sleuth albums or fan albums or even compilations?

>>81940531
It's supposed to make him look like "Big Boss" from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

>>81940580
MGSV wasn't finished, the game was pushed out without an ending.
People held up some hope that an ending was hidden in the game or that they were going to add it in, but alas it never happened.

>>81940567
/hst/ has had a pretty broad gallery of memorable aspies and idiots, the arasol guy wasn't one of them

>>81940560
It has nothing to do with the response.

MGSV: good game, not a very Metal Gear ish game.

Neither of those things are bad. As a fan of the series, I found 4 nearly unplayable in how much of it was cutscenes

>>81940455
>>81940281
If they had puppies while grimbark would they be grimbark too?

>>81940712
Grimbark removes your inhibitions
Babies don't have inhibitions to be removed, because babies are stupid.

>>81940590
I recall there being at least one but it was pretty blah. The Jailbreak album was more interesting.

>>81940442
which 'two'?

>>81940513
I've been mostly active around tumblr, I only came here about 1-2 months ago. I wrote this so I could mentally distance /hst/ from myself.

>>81940476
Do not shead tears for a troll, child.

>>81940542
You're a lifesaver. Thanks, based anon.

>>81940380
Thanks, I'll check out Nanna's exposition too.

>>81938957
So the website is real right? I just haven't gotten to it yet?
TT: You're referring to your brother's collection?
TG: i mean dont get me wrong i think its cool and all
TG: the semi-ironic puppet thing or whatever
TG: or semi-semi ironic
TG: man i dont even know
TG: im just starting to think some of this shit is going a little far and its kind of fucked up
TT: I've seen his websites.
TT: I like them.

>>81940842
Rose/Scratch confirmed.

>>81940814
I don't see any point in your self-ego. nobody ever really acknowledged you. hell, I don't even remember the janitors removing your posts.

>>81940814
>. I wrote this so I could mentally distance /hst/ from myself.
You don't need us any more than we need you
which is to say, not at all.

>>81940416
>candy corn horn
10/10 icing on the cake

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>>81940961
homestuck would have been a lot more popular had it featured the female cast getting raped and abused.

>>81939428
he's a gary stu and deserves to be poorly rated.

>ending
>LE is still alive

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>tfw the new reader is loving all the game exposition
That poor poor bastard

>>81940978
You cared enough to indulge me almost every thread instead of just reporting/hiding my posts. What's the point of any tripfag/e-famous autist for that matter?

>>81940985
>You don't need us any more

Exactly.

>>81941112
remember when homestuck stopped being about sburb?

>>81941134
>You cared enough to indulge me almost every thread instead
this is the first time I have responded to you. you said above 'two'. does that mean you were just creating drama about somebody who didn't exist out of nothing for kicks?

I don't get it

>>81941147
Remember when Hussie actually cared and his soul wasn't crushed by the years of grueling work?

>>81941107
LE's eyes turn into 8balls, and there is a dark pocket behind him.

He's dead. The game is over.

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>>81941147
>remember when homestuck stopped being about sburb?

It never did. In fact half of Act 7 was Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.

>>81941299
>Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.
winning sburb has nothing to do with killing lord english and his cronies.

>>81941055
Scratch's components are a sprite who's a mix of a ghost who's eternally 13 and an android who's eternally 13, half of a 16 year old, and a young cherub of indeterminate but probably 13-16 year old age. Also a cueball.

Rose/Scratch is the pure love of a teenage puppet man and a cute girl.

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>>81941281

>>81941299
>It never did
incorrect

>>81941220

This anon >>81940442 mentioned two. There is no two. It's only me. Unless counting my occasional schizo outbursts but that's pretty rare.

>>81941350
Talking about the Genesis Frog.

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This

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>>81941363

>>81941299
>In fact half of Act 7 was Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.
i didn't see many people complain about the genesis frog, but i remember lots of people complaining when the sprites set up the grist hordes on behalf of the players

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>Nanaspite tells John to build up to the first gate
>my player's sprite told him some cryptic bullshit like, "If you cannot go down, then you only have one other option."
>player proceeds to ride a firework into the gate and die

In retrospect, I may or may not have made all the player sprites complete assholes.

>>81937288
Honestly?
I liked everything up until act 7

>>81941499
this is nice.

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>>81940842
Is this real life

>>81941525
you're full of shit

>>81941525
Same here, and I liked half of Act 7 too (Caliborn getting magicked and the Frog)

>>81941499
>Jade's teeth got even more buck toothed

>>81941579
h-hot

>>81941579
Ah, I see you found the smuppets.

>>81941525
I agree

>>81937288
The retcon (8:19) is the moment investment in the main story officially flatlined for me, but even then Slick came back right after that, so my favorite parts were 0:00-8:22. All I cared about after that were the parts with Caliborn or Calliope.

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I wonder if Calliope and Caliborn's chess game was meant to serve as instructions.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006932

>>81941457
>Hussie <3 Vriska
The only canon ship, along with
MSPA Reader c3< Hussie c3< Unfinished epilogue
Hussie <3< Homestuck
And Unfinished Epilogue <> Terezi

>>81937237
Have a browse around on readmspa.org/stats/, there's transcriptions for every bit of non-reguar text in the comic.

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>Trolls happens
Hussie, what t..?
> A1 kids
Wait, you were doing good
>Tricksters
Husie...
>[S] Game Over
Husie.
>retcon
Husie, really, please...
>Act 6 finale
HUSIE.
>Act 7
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81941878
>implying
Do you not remember hussie being homoerotically interested in his fans?

>>81941928
>Husie
I spat out my fucking drink

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Who is the best character in Homestuck and why is it Mituna?

>>81941977
Because like him, you're just a damaged autist.

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>>81941977
>the favorite characters of people on 4chan are the 4chan parodies/representatives
Who would have guessed that they were really the best characters

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>>81941977
He was great.

>>81942015
Pretty much, yeah.

What anons do you guys remember from the past 3 years?

HSG-tier anons need not apply.

>that guy that tried to defend 'fast and lose'

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>>81941977
because no other character has ever jittered around quite like he has

>>81942083
>What anons do you guys remember

None.

Why do we even need to do this?

>>81942083
The one who discussed cherub sex with me who I started dating three years ago

>>81942083
Well, recently. There was that one autist a few weeks back who sperged out about his hatred of Sollux, and the dude who tried to speed-read Homestuck in a few days and ended up hating it. The rest just blurs into a mess of shitposting, fanart, weird crap and Eridan for me.

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>>81941977
He's a silly, foul-mouthed guy who has kindness and courage in his heart, even though he's dead, "broken" and an easy target for horrible jerks.
I love him for the same reasons I love Tavros.

>>81937039
>Spades Slick: Get yourself together

You are now Spades Slick. Your head is currently on a slow orbit around Skaia due to being severed from your dumpass body and blasted into the sky by an explosion. Said dumpass body is orbiting over there. You can't believe this bullshit. You also can't believe how great it is being a robot and not dying from having your head cut off. You take the good with the bad and put it in your inventory. Well you would do that but your War Chest is located on your body. This situation calls for a nuanced approach.

>>81937234
I never understood this. Hussie's style doesn't seem to fit with Vriska properly, he feels (or felt, as in, before) entirely different in style and irony (when, again, he was ironic) from her and her concept. Why focus so much on her? Rachel? Some other motive?

I don't see it, to be quite honesto fampais. Please help my ignorance of gigantic proportions if I'm being dense so some obvious detail as per usual with this quest.

>>81942195
Get sucked into black hole and die.

>>81937288
First misgivings at 3:04 with the troll romance stuff. Fortunately, it redeemed itself quite nicely and soon I was back to thinking the comic was GOAT.

At 5:46 I knew there were problems. The pacing was shot to hell (not that HS ever had great pacing) and I didn't like these new characters much.

7:57 was when the Trickster thing started and parts that were even debatably okay were over.

Then at 9:14 the retcon quest starts and any chance of redemption is lost.

>>81942219
He probably just likes dominant spiderchicks.

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>>81937039
>New universe is Problem Sleuth universe

>>81937484
When you're a hero of his caliber, you don't need to bother with meager things like acts of self suicide on screen. You're just that awesome.

>>81939428
He has zero personality beyond "I am a nerd and I'm smart". Sometimes he's sarcastic. He's pretty much just Karkat but with less yelling.

>>81942236
>Get sucked into black hole and die

What black hole? You don't see any fucking thing like a black hole from here. You're wasting time, and time is murder.

>>81942248
Lovely Ladybug crossover / mashup / ripoff

>>81937956
D8ESN'T CLEARLY H8VE ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

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Is this the single best page in homestuck

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>>81942158

>>81942410
Yes.

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>>81942352
Okay.

>>81942248
>miraculous dog
>bird black

>>81942423
I was the guy who said we got over it years ago. I wasn't even defending sollux

>>81942219
Vriska started out as a Mary Sue joke and became a regular Mary Sue, for the same reason Gamzee started out as an unkillable mute clown joke and became a regular unkillable mute clown.
The reason is that Hussie doesn't know when to retire a meme.

>>81942248
>Miraculous Chienne
As a French person this disturbs me greatly

Alright, so we know who said fuck the most, but which speaking characters dropped the fewest F-bombs?

I'm thinking Calliope, Equius, and MAYBE Nepeta are tied at 1 apiece, unless if I'm forgetting some shit with Nepeta. I'm sure the A1 trolls seriously offset it by having such little dialogue, I could easily see, say, Porrim never saying it at all in her 20 or so lines

>>81942410
Yeah

>>81942510
>The reason is that Hussie doesn't know when to retire a meme.
was there ever a bigger lack of self awareness than when rose said that line on the frog platform

>>81942473
>Black Bird
>singing in the dead of night
>take these broken wings and learn to fly

>>81942510
Being cynical for a moment, I would be slightly interested to know how well Vriska merchandise sells. It might explain Area-whateverhernamewas's prominence as well.

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>>81937288
Relevant to this, I frankensteined screencaps of the datavis on readmspa.org/stats/ into one big picture.

>>81937939
>>81941525
>>81941819
>>81942251
Pinpoint those moments on the chart.

>>81942437
Is that all Jade thinks dave is? A piece of meat to be used?

>>81942624
I'm sorry but I have no idea how to read this chart.

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>>81942636
yes

>>81942488
Guess that anon just had his periodic meltdown.

>>81939428
>gets bitches easily
>literally NTRs other people of their bitches
>overall COOL AND 2MART KIID
>literally steals (Tavros)' moment of independence and gets praised more on it

Yeah, no. Fuck this faggot.

>>81942698
Dave looks so depressed.

>>81942698
I've never been as happy to see the felt in fanart than in this instance

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>>81942219
Him being under Vriska's spell used to be funny back in the day. Apparently he decided to ride that into the ground since the comic had become such a bloated chore for him to make.

>>81942608
Huh, I'm sure it'd be easy for some random WP employee to obtain these stats. Also, number of Peixes shirts sold pre-Meenah vs. after she was introduced.
Maybe we should ask IPGD, but then again she's an unreliable shithead who likes to troll HSG and hasn't showed up here since 4/12.

>>81940143
Two phantoms: Andrew, the heir to his father's enterprise and creator of MS Paint Adventures and Hussie, product of Rachel's manipulation and pandering to the SJW's.

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>>81942318
>canon relationship with Feferi, implied some attraction between him and Aradia
>hacker, intelligent, sardonic and witty
>shuriken weapon
>very VERY powerful psionic
>dark troubled personality
>much more competent than main character and oh so apathetic about it
>Mage of Doom
>Mage
>of
>DOOM

yeah no. this shithead can stay 1/2DAOOTS. smarmy little nerdling fuck

>>81942763
He's smiling
It's that early morning feeling when you wake up and see your gf sleeping peacefully next to you, even though you're tired you're still satisfied

>>81942815
>and hasn't showed up here since 4/12.
she said hope you guys enjoy the end or something along those lines at like 15 past midnight on 4/13

>>81942724
Maybe it's that he's a lowblood? And somehow we were to assume that they're the "good guys"? Whom we were supposed to root for? But that doesn't explain Vriska or Gamzee

GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE ENDING

The journey was the true treasure all along:^)

>>81942892
only works if you're the one on the journey

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>>81942763
He's just so tired.

>>81942856
>It's that early morning feeling when you wake up and see your gf sleeping peacefully next to you, even though you're tired you're still satisfied
I don't know that feeling, unfortunately.

New guy is nearing end of act 2

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>>81942892
HOLD UP ONE GODDAMN SECOND

>>81942856
Oh.. y-yeah... feel it all the t-time man..

>>81942158
>and the dude who tried to speed-read Homestuck in a few days and ended up hating it
this guy was also immortalized in his spectacular rant here >>81942997

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>>81942763

The biggest problem with Homestuck is not keeping Jack as the main villain and introducing the cherubs.

>>81943073
>compare
You're right, alien dick is FAR worse.

>>81942083
fast and loose = time for good writing
effort put into art = act 7

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>>81943004
it's a good feeling

>>81938759
Fuck, I hate that it's basically the case. Endless neverending quest threads are the blight of teej. /qt/ would be a huge boon to the website, and not just because of the mixups.

>>81943188
>/qt/
>quest threads and cute things

I can't stop listening to Heir of Grief

>>81942680
Okay,
- the white bits at the top represent Jailbreak, Bardquest and Problem Sleuth. Bardquest only a tiny amount, Problem Sleuth by far the most.
- The first few red parts are the early acts of Homestuck, the green piece being the Intermission
- The blue piece is Act 5 Act 1 and the red piece after Act 5 Act 2, with the green bit being Doc Scratch's narrative hijack.
- Finally the long green stretch is Act 6 in its unholy glory. Linesplits denote subacts and intermissions, the pink section being the Trickster arc. The segment further enclosed in dark green is Act 6 Act 6.

>>81943161
So how exactly does Jade end up wearing his shirt?

What if Jade isn't very good at speaking in public or interacting with people because she's spent so long alone. Like she's social, but talks funny and has no idea how to really act around people

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>>81942410
The most effective villain moment in the comic.

>>81943363
they fug

>>81943409
>tfw comparing Act 3-5 Jack to Act 6 Jack

>>81941878
So, the author, the two Mary Sues of the story, the reader and the product the reader deserved but never got. The only characters in Hometastuck.

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>>81943363
Lots of tumbling and cuddling
It gets weird

>>81941977
Caliborn is the best character made in all fiction for epochs now. LONG VIDA EL CALIBORN!

New reader anon, I just finished WV:ascend
It was pretty cool
I have to take care of some things, but I'll let folks know when I'm back

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>>81938466
That's what i hate the most about Act 7 and Hussia Zahaak.
HEY GUYS, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHETHER THEY MANAGED TO DEFEAT DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN? HAHA TOO BAD, FUCK YOU.

How could he have delivered back then but couldn't now.

>>81943563
Fantastic. Been loving your liveblog so far.

>>81943409
I hate how Bec Noir ends up just being flicked off by PM because he isn't "angry enough". It seems like such a tremendous fucking waste. Same goes for the rest of the villains in Collide. It's so blatantly "we don't want to bother killing off these ultra-strong bad guys we made so we'll just make them weaker"

>>81943563
WV: Ascend was one of the most magical things I'd ever seen when it first went up.

>>81943161
So how many Homestuck-reading westaboos are there?

>>81937314
I like this ending t-b-h.

Caliborn was the best character of them all.

>>81943563
Your blog is lovely so far.
Keep in mind that even though there are 6 (technically seven) acts, they get progressively longer. Act 5 is as long as the first four acts combined, and Act 6 is half the comic.

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>>81943652
Not a lot

>>81939094
No, because Aradia did the same thing, when Aradiabot saved the 12 from Jack Noir approaching.

>>81943188
You and me both, anon. Remember when it wasn't just quests and endlessly renewing generals? Remember when people risked making their own threads when they had an idea or a question rather than putting it to the same handful of people endlessly talking about the same handful of topics, day in, day out, for eternity?

>>81943739
I don't understand what you mean by "no".

>>81943652
They were in steady decline since about a year ago... Then memegame released and they pretty much all flocked to that.

Did that anon ever get around to doing the drawings of everyone's god tiers?

>>81942158
>lots of inane shit mentioned
>and Eridan

Gotta love that guy.

>>81939428
Yes, the implications of him being actually a siamese twin, his doom aspect and how he wears both universes with his glasses (which go away once they are destroyed) basically were put aside.

>>81943359
Good Lord, Act 6 really is the worst part of the whole thing.

>>81943629
WV: Ascend was when my mind was completely and absolutely blown as a first-time reader. The music, the scope, the visuals -- holy shit.

>>81939569
In the near-distant future, SBAHJ and the Stair-chapter in particular will be Hussie's most recognisable work.

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Toughs on this fan troll coldplay thing?

>>81943836
it's going a bit slow but he's workin on it

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>>81939630
They were funny, but once you realise that all their discussions are basically different iterations of pic related it gets old fast.

>>81944032
>coldplay
I don't know why but that caught me off guard

>>81944070
can I have a link to his tumblr? quite a few people responded to him if I recall

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>>81937260
>>81940297
>>81940817
Suck my dick, katnep shippers. Karezi is the true katship

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whale fucking a penguin

>>81940378
I think it's a good thing Roxy never met AlphaRose.
If a kid engages in one sided all out passive-aggressive war with their parent, it's quite hilarious.
If a parent does this with their kid, it makes for a sad Roxy.

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Why did John think sticking his entire fucking arm into a hole in reality was a good idea?

>>81944200
becuase fuck you, thats why!

*turn down for what!*

>>81944200
in his defense, it did turn out to be a good idea.

>>81944093
I mean cosplay.
Somebody posted this on [spoilers]Facebook[spoilers]

And I tough she was cute

>>81944032
>Coldplay
So she's an ancestor?

>>81944070
Has he posted any? I'm excited to see his work.

>>81944127
Why can't more people have taste as good as you?

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I don't remember this at all.

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>>81944127
Damm right Too bad we're dead too