New Oglaf

Jokes on them. I'm a virgin and literally anything to do with women makes me horny.

I would masturbate to a video of a woman grinding on a towel.

>>81926024
>would
?

I think we both know you mean have.

>only takes a bath after sex
That's disgusting

>>81926058
Not if you have a lot of sex.

>>81925947
Are they trying to imply that regular bathing doesn't look sexy? I'm a dude and I could easily see how the way I rub my hands on my body is hot.

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>>81926365
>I'm a dude and I could easily see how the way I rub my hands on my body is hot.

Thanks for that imagery.

>>81926365
sure, climb into a bath and slosh around in a soup made of your own dead skin cells, sebum, bacteria and.. whatever else. Owsley was right.

> shower master race

>>81927733
A good bath comes after a short shower, the nips got that one right.

>>81925947
how does oglaf manage to stay fresh after so much time?

>>81925947
Why a pepper for the censorship?

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>If only sex wasn't so sweaty, I wouldn't need to bathe so much.

God I hear you.

All that sweat and spit. It's hot in the moment sure but christ you have to deal with that shit afterwards.

>>81928701
By regular erotic bathing

>>81928759
>Some people call it SIR CAN YOU OPEN UP THE TRUNK?

>>81928701

there's multiple people writing it.

>>81928826
It's not rape. It's surprise sex.

>>81928759
>gif of piccolo and vegeta in a thread which is suddenly about sexual assault
>not the one you were thinking of
huh.

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>>81928719
>not knowing about the pepper of censorship

>>81925947
laughing out loud

>>81925947
>feet

EVEN BETTER!

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>doesn't end in /ll/
Boo!

>>81927805

I prefer it the other way round - dip into that hot bath, then wash your hair and shower once you're done.

>>81928993
Look at the colours anon

>>81928993

When was this about sexual assault?

>>81930413
Do you actually know what that means?

>>81930413
/ll/ means lesbian lolita. It requires a significant age difference.

>>81928759
Thanks, doc.

>>81928701
Only one installment a week probably helps.

Is this by the same people who made the comic about a snow queen that needed a good fucking?

>>81934834
Yep.

>>81934890
Well that's enough reason for me to read through the archives

>>81928759
thanks doctor

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>>81925947

>>81927733
Yeah, a bath in a lake that is constantly refreshed with new water.

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>>81928759
T-t-hanks doc.

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>>81926365
>I'm a dude and I could easily see how the way I rub my hands on my body is hot.
Stop that. Stop that, right now.

>>81926365
>the living embodiment of Gachimuchi posts here

>>81926365
>I could easily see how the way I rub my hands on my body is hot.
And I could easily see how you overestimate yourself.

>>81925947
Why do I find the non-erotic bathing sexier than the erotic bathing?

>>81926097
>having that much sex
That's disgusting

>>81941030
Probably the voyeuristic angle, where you get the impression that you're seeing something you shouldn't rather than being coyly allowed to see it. It's like how amateur stuff can be more arousing than heavily photoshopped porn.

>>81941130
Possibly. It's also that the natural bathing looks more primal and aggressive than the erotic bathing.

I don't really even shower much, I just rinse if I'm super sweaty

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>endless fuck-wash cycle

It's incredible how often Oglaf manages to have these ridiculous, hilarious ideas. The only other contender is Achewood.

>>81925947

what kind of homo wouldn't stick around and watch the women scrubbing out their cooches?

>>81942218
Somebody post the /cgl/ threadcap and the horribleness of women's secret hygiene practices.

Why do women think men are turned off by women acting normal?

>>81942358
because vaginas legitimately are pretty gross

>>81942358
Because normal, by definition, isn't attractive.

>>81942358
Normal women are shitty and flawed humans, same as normal men. That's why both make efforts to pretend to be something else when trying to impress the opposite sex.

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>>81933076
I do not get this reference.

>>81942719
Maybe you should lurk moar

>>81928759
I get so god damned sweaty I need a towel handy because otherwise I just gross out the girl. Fuck I get more wet than a girls cooch.

>>81925947
Do women really grind a towel between their asses?

>>81942358
I wouldn't say its a turn off it just isn't a turn on, naturally. A girl stark naked pissing on the toilet doesn't do anything for me, her bent over on the bed, fully clothed with her ass slightly sticking out gives me a mind numbing hard on and I just want to mount that booty.

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>All these /co/mrades whining about their active sex lives.

>>81942882
I'm pretty sure she's wiping the pee off her labia.

>>81942963
Look again at that last panel, son.

>>81942882
You don't?

>>81942991
Ah, you meant that one.

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>>81942963
Hey, you virgin, women don't pee from their vagina.

>>81943025
....I don't want to answer that question....

>>81942664
What, next thing you know you'll tell me women poop.

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oglaf's great

I went to find a specific comic and just ended up starting from the beginning

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>>81943056
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!

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>>81943055

I legit can't tell if you're having a giggle or not.

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>>81925947
I actually need that dude cropped out that whole sequence is perfect for what's going on in this thread posts.

>>81942453
Yes, but it's still two attractive women bathing, one with her ass in the air.

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>>81925947
>she's shooting a snot rocket in the last frame

oh god it's perfect


>>81942664
A likely story. I bet you believe that women fart and make shitty decisions too. Perhaps we are overthinking this. It the trap here an overthinking trap?

>>81947155
Not everyone is us anon, some people actually have standards and turn offs.