...Hello? Who is this?

>>81858198
I want to take a dump in your pool and watch you swim around in it.

>>81858198

[muffled jazz music playing in the distance]

Fuck you Texas and fuck your Lone Star beer.

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>>81858198

>>81858198
Bane?

>>81858318
>not ghostface

>>81858338
>not going old school Myers

Yo mama so black, whenever she steps in a car the oil light comes on

The State Farm guy

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>>81858198
It's me, your alternate universe canadian version of yourself!

>>81858353
Ghostface is the one that calls his victims. So it makes sense to use him.

Now lookie here, Slave Ruth...

>>81858454
Myers was one of the first "quite phone calls"

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>>81858198
I want you to suck my dick!

>>81858198
hello it's me Chuck.

>>81858314
lol

>>81858198
>WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH WAH

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This is Patrick!

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I'm asking the questions. I called you.

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>Who is this?
I used to be somebody.

Yo momma's said
>Yo momma's said who?
Yo momma's said be knock, knock, knockin' around my headboard while I bite the ripples on her back and tiger-fuck her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7xFrJxdIBg

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2000 phone > 60s phone

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>>81858198
>"Your mother!"
>*CLICK*

>>81858198
https://youtu.be/a6h8IvTzuaw?t=15

>>81858198
Yeah, hello.
I'm looking for an Al
Last name Coholic

IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

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>>81858198
Parker?

>>81858198
Phoneposting sucks in every way

It's PHONE!

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Hello? Uhh yes hello?

What no this is not chuck!

YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!

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Buster I swear, if this is another prank

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>>81858198

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>>81865507
That poor man. I felt so sorry for him.

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>>81858445
FUCKING CANADA WAFUI FAGS, WHAT DOSE GROJBAND GOTTA DO WITH PEANUTS????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>81858198