Homestuck is finished?

lets all be confused/depressed at the ending we got.

Are you ready for another year long pause until the epilogue?

Newspost promised some updates in the coming months on Hiveswap (lol) and probably more merch that literally will not sell for the several years.

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Moment of silence for those who never made it.

Why people are so mad?

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It all makes sense

>>81789468
The news post about the epilogue was just so bad. If he worded it better and didn't make it an edit it would have gone over better

>>81789542
Because the ending was bad.

>>81789542
Because we don't have answers to questions like
>>81789528

>>81789542
no closure

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At least the game will be good right guys?

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holy shit. I clicked on one of those reaction videos.

>>81789537
They were the lucky ones

>>81789619
the game is more or less the reason for this shit show

>>81789619
Take a look at the comments page on the Kickstarter. Nobody wants the game anymore, not even people who paid to receive a copy.

Reminder that the homophobes won

>>81789542
I can see it. Follow a comic for 7 years (5 in my case), a comic characterized by excessive wordiness, interaction, and dialogue, and have an ending with no dialogue and next to no interaction. I'm not mad though. I'm just really sad. I'm banking on the epilogue providing a lot of dialogue to "make up" for this so to speak. Not that this needs to be made up for, its a good conclusion to act1-4 and some of 5. I just hope act5-6 gets a conclusion.

>>81789629
You should watch BKEW one.
Truly heartbreaking.

I love how Hussie spent YEARS on that ending and it still felt rushed.

>>81789690
Russian to the End, until the end, my friend.

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>>81789402
>www.welovefine.com
Oh my god, there's a Shield Knight plush!

That's the best thing I've seen all day!

>>81789650
Good. Davekat is shit and Jade deserves her knight consort

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>>81789685
>the next page is going to start to explain more, i assume?

>>81789661
>its a good conclusion to act1-4 and some of 5
Hussie used to say the ending had never changed since 2009. I think that's still true, and that's a huge part of why it was so empty and didn't answer anything.

It was just supposed to be the epic birth of a universe frog and the 4 kids living happily in Can Town in their new world. It wasn't conceived to support trolls and more kids. He refused to let it grow to suit the massive thing Homestuck became.

So we got a frog being born and a small sliver of the cast getting a happy ending, and he just left everything else behind completely.

>>81789650
>>81789733
If anyone has any angry/crying reaction caps, I'd like to see them.

>>81789723
Oh, that's cute.
You know, she reminds me of PM.
...At least she and WV got a good ending.

>>81789790
None that haven't been posted already

You can go home now.

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>there's an epilogue
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
CRASH THIS FUCKING ENDING

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>>81789843
but I am home

Well, I tell you what. Hussie managed to inspire me to properly get down to my writing, if only to show the useless fucking hack how it is done.

All great artists use emotion in their work, well mine will be unyielding rage and endless frustration. I'm going to be huge, Terry Pratchett huge. I'm going to amass a fanbase around the world, and maybe, just maybe, hook Hussie himself on my potent imaginarium. Perhaps he might see a glimmer of his own spark as his fingers trace the paper edges of the physical manifestation of the rage he caused. I'll wait until he's burned out, a wreck, and turn up one day with the offer of financing Homestuck, the theatrical production, using cutting edge AR technology, broadcasting it on the internet or whatever the fuck we have by then. I'll allow him to direct at first, but as he struggles to control a dynamic group of performers, I'll step in, loyal and earnest, restricting the actors' narcissism and inanity, disciplining the troops that I have marshalled to put forth my grand plan. And slowly, he'll cede authority over the revival of his great work to me.

And finally, as the curtain draws back, the play will begin. It will last days, with the intermission providing a useful opportunity to sleep for my actors. And they will put forward the most incredible piece of performance art ever known.

And as Collide comes to a close, the Condense lies slain, the curtain will close, and after a few minutes reopen. The actors will silently strafe cross the stage. They will wear Sandwich boards, grubby and low-tech. On each board will be a letter.

H U S S I E
I S
A
F U C K I N G
H A C K

>>81789629
>her smile and optimism: gone

>>81789650
And John "Slay the Gay" Egbert didn't even have to do anything!

>>81789880
I feel you anon.

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>>81789843
NO I CAN'T GO HOME BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO BE THE GAME'S BITCHES AND EVERYBODY DIED

>>81789835
>...At least she and WV got a good ending.
When she dropped that ring into the volcano, PM finally made the ultimate delivery.

The epilogue will fix everything.

Never be game over.

>>81789650
but rosemary was the only canon couple.

>WLF selling smuppets
>tfw already own a smuppet thanks to gristmas
Shit that reminds me I never thanked Stabs for her present, I think
Shit

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>>81789880

>>81789907
I told you, Jade makes Homestuck straight, not John

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It's 4:13PM.
>Still no update.

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>JadeKat and DaveJane not canon

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2427119/chapters/5371283

This is the best thing to come out of Homestuck.

>>81789965
What is davekat and scourge sisters

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE!!!

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>>81789685
>next page is going to explain more I assume

i actually laughed up irl

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>watch update expecting to discuss it for weeks afterwards
>there is literally nothing to discuss

Lessons Homestuck has told us:

>All versions of people are interchangeable, it's OK to replace people you care about by similar substitutes [insert some bullshit about the Greater Self here]
>Other versions of you may succeed even though they're worse people than you.
>Magic will solve your problems for you. Go on, Mario. Grab that star. You know you want to.
>There is no justice. Assholes will get exactly what they want and never face any form of retribution.
>It's ok if you want to remain useless and flawed! As long as your friends are here to do everything for you!
>Hussie is a hack.

Press F for fucking nothing.

>>81790077
While looking at this I just thought
"He couldn't even draw the end to his own fucking comic"
No matter how cute... it was too jarring. I dunno. I didn't like it. Sorry.

>>81790077
Who is that girl in the back? What's her name?

>>81790075
Cucked by Jade and neither of the sisters showed up

>>81790077
>jade as 3 buck teeth

NNO ONONONNONOBNONONONONONO

>>81790077
>tfw you are the only one who thought this artstyle looked tacky as hell

>>81789880

You're making a good first start.

>>81790043
Porn and music were good too
Also MC arc

>>81790043
I beg to differ
http://archiveofourown.org/works/233823/chapters/357902

>>81790136
It's her tongue sticking out a little. :p

>>81790075
not canon and dead

>>81790134
>Cucked by Jade
But Jade didn't hook up with anyone either.

>neither of the sisters showed up
I think anon meant the dead ones from Terezi: Remember.

>>81790087
Don't worry anon, I'm sure our bitterness will last us hundreds of threads.

>>81789961
See >>81785063

The epilogue will only undo a marginal amount of damage. Act 7 was bad because of the lack of closure, but it was also bad for the complete bullshit way everything ended. It's the "how", not just the "and then what".

I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF HUSSIE

>>81790155
Hussie's characters may have served no narrative function whatsoever

But they're hot

>>81789733
But does he put a ring on it

>>81790177
it's not and you know it.

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>>81790077
>that anatomy

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I just wanted more character interaction.

>>81790137
The 3d shit looked like garbage, most of everything else looked fine though.

That was the worst end I've ever seen. Who knows when the epilogue is, since Hussie's like "yeah well I'll do it whenever".
We didn't even get to see what happened to the alpha kids and Gamzee after the masterpiece happened and the kids got sucked away.

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>>81790043
No this is

https://archiveofourown.org/works/295600

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>Bizarre artstyle that didn't lend itself to knowing what the fuck was going on
>Vague, wishy-washy ending that left us in the dark
>Not even a big fight against LE


Surely hussie's gonna come back with a big battle in true HS style.

right?

>>81790226
Yeah you're right, her tongue's way bigger

>Let's...read the newspost...that's...white curtains...

>>81790247
>We didn't even get to see what happened to the alpha kids and Gamzee
Gamzee is dead.

He's a cultist who became his own god. That's as much of a happy ending as he's ever going to get.

>>81789629
Watch this dumb bitch be incapable of saying anything bad about Hussie. Hussie is a literal god figure to her and she just can't fathom how he could produce something this terrible. Her internal conflict is just so sad. https://youtu.be/xYAkfYIBASE?t=10m42s

I FIGURED IT OUT

VRISKA RETCONNED THE HAPPY ENDING WE SAW

WHEN THEY STEP THROUGH THE DOOR THEY FACE ENGLISH

THIS IS WHERE THE EPILOGUE WILL BE

>>81790222
There's no marriage anymore

>>81790289
how old is this kid?

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>john taller than roxy

>>81790353
I don't know. The moment of realization begins at 10:42.

I hated the ending at first.

But I'm fine with it now. I wouldn't say it was good (HS has been past it's prime for more than 4 years now), but I don't really want any more Homestuck. I'm done with it.

I have closure on this part of life. The MSPAF are gone, and my embarrassing teenage posts purged.

Maybe I'll reread it again one day, for nostalgia. I plan not to listen to the OST again for a long time, so it can bring back memories.

>>81790381
did you draw that
make her nude

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LOL

Epilogue when?
Next week like PS?

>>81790261
>"This was originally written for the kinkmeme."
Dear lord, THAT brings back some memories

>>81790289
As someone who views Hussie as a God Figure, it's easy to rationalize. This is (as stated by Hussie himself) the ending he envisioned back when he started, so it's not the ending of Homestuck as it became, but rather as it was. That's fine. I'm sad it wasn't the conclusion for what Homestuck became, though.

>>81790289
She looks like Tina from Bob's Burgers.

>>81790394
Right? As it drew super close to the end, I knew it was gonna be a dud. I thought maybe, during that last shining bit of hope at the end, we'd get some kind of teaser ,but as it faded, so did the hope.

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>>81790289
>although I only got into Homestuck in july of 2015,

>>81790289
> she just can't fathom how he could produce something this terrible.
To be fair who even can at this point?

>>81790418
i didn't draw it

>>81790429
When Hussie gets bored enough to make it.

>>81790429
>It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking
Try next year.

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>>81790261
>John raping a mindbroken Dave

>>81790469
fuck that makes it even worse, she legit liked it for what it was rather than riding on fandom shit

gj shamdrew

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Current list of things that the ending neglected.
I know there is a LOT more so keep the list growing.

>Don't know if LE is defeated
>Don't know if they actually got their good ending in the new universe
>Don't know where Terezi is in the new universe
>Don't know if Vriska survived and made it into the new universe
>Don't know why they would teleport into the masterpiece
>Don't know why the remaining trolls didn't come with.
>Don't know if those are even our kids who did so
>Don't know what happened to all the sprites
>Don't know where the final frog teleported from
>Don't know when or how they shrink down the weapons to send with Liv Tyler
>Don't know how the trickster arc could have gone down since Erisol wasn't there post retcon
>Don't know how or when Vriska did her time travel recon
>How Rose’s mom killed denizen in Jack: ascend
>Rose’s mother’s gilt about Roxy killing Jasper
>Jake being the one to take down LE
>Why were the horses ironic?
>Why Gamzee couldn’t die
>How Gamzee got to the future to help Calliborn
>How the world they built ended
>A mountain of unresolved shipping
>Why Meulin and Gamzee’s ancestor had the same eyes as LE and were working for him/what happened to them
>all that stuff about the dark/elder gods that lived in the void
>how the dark/elder gods were connected to the squiddles in Earth
>the full history of adult Jake and how he was in the game (might have been answered but forgot)


>WHERE DID THE GAME COME FROM!?

>>81790304
Thats the ticket.

>>81790289
okay this reaction is truly painful

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>This many people falling for the meme

The happy ending is either gonna get ripped away at the last second or they're gonna show the Lord English fight, or both. Let's just hope it's not in that style again.

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>>81790418

I now understand how a single Youtube video transformed Gamzee from who he was into who he became.

Only potential upside: how on suicide watch is BKEW from being this completely blown out?

>>81790576
>at the last second
This was the last second. there are no more seconds.

>>81789542
BECAUSE WE WANTED TO SEE THE MAIN FUCKING VILLAIN, LORD MUSCLEGUY, TO BE DEFEATED ON SCREEN. AT LEAST I KNOW THAT I REALLY FUCKING WANTED TO SEE IT AFTER WAITING FOR IT FOR SO FUCKING LONG. ONE OF THE BIGGEST DRIVING POINTS OF THIS SHITTY COMIC WAS THINKING "I WONDER HOW ARE THEY POSSIBLY GOING TO DEFEAT THE INVINCIBLE DEMON? I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT IN DETAIL IN THE FINAL FLASH!". FUCK YOU HUSSIE, YOU FUCKASS.

>>81790600
yes
good

>>81790600
i'm hard

>>81790614
Who is BKEW?

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>>81790612

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>>81790289
>is that it

>>81789874
Not this one, the real one. The one where the story is not over, the one where we are still Homestuck.

>>81790537
>WHERE DID THE GAME COME FROM!?
Oh come on, we've known that forever. The game is a self-replicating mechanism to ensure the deaths and births of universes. Any universe created by an SBURB-type game will have the game hard-coded into the universe to appear. It's an infinite loop, the game has no beginning or end.

>>81790576
>Hussie used a nine minute outsourced animation for a fake out

>>81790612
it was blasphemy

>>81790614
It's harder to hate a person after seeing them in real time on a video instead of just knowing they vaguely exist behind walls of fucking stupid text
Maybe I just feel a kinship with him now because this ending ruined us all

>>81790614
Just watch his reaction video.

I've been reading a bunch of threads from the past week or so
It's pretty hilarious how optimistic everyone was
I found no less than 5 posts that said something to the effect of "There's no way the ending could make the fanbase turn on Hussie now"

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>>81790724
I would love a psyche

...
double psyche thats the ending fuckmunch

and a sbahj curtain close

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Guys. We've seen this before.

>>81790537
Don't forget the MATRIORB
Also the fates of Aradia and Sollux.

>>81790733
what did he even do wrong, in the end? he just wanted this comic to be more interesting than it was.

he should just pour this creative energy into his own projects instead of elaborate fanfiction.

I wonder how many people have committed suicide because of that ending

>>81790733
Same here. He was shaking before opening the update, just like me. He said "God I love Homestuck". Hey, me too.

[S]: Make Him Pay

>>81789542
>Spades slick pernamently dead
>Only jack who did nothing wrong
>Jack Noir gets happy ending

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>>81790289
>if I keep recording I'm going to make a fool of myself
No, newfag, no you won't.

>>81790673
>Vriska's actually pretty hot
Headcannon confirmed,

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>>81789880
shit me too. Well its more like the residual bitterness from the retcon hit me when I had a nice idea

It's mostly diagrams and notes at the moment but I'm having more fun concepting this than I did with homestuck's ending

>>81789537
F

>>81790773
The Matriorb is what birthed the fantrolls that Caliborn's daddy killed

>>81790781
He was a bit of a sperg, but I don't think he did anything wrong.
More annoying is his following who take his theories as the truth.

>>81790673
who is this slut
what happened to my vriska

>>81790781
Yeah! How he would invest more mind into comics ending than Andrew Hussie himself.

>>81790842
>Caliborn's dad
What's up with that anyway.

Is Calliope her own mom? Is she the protector of the universe?

>>81790724
It's not beyond him. He pulls some goddamn ridiculous shit.

Does anyone have any webms or gifs of Caliborn's scenes? He's never looked cooler.

>>81790842
We don't know that. Cherubs are interstellar beings, and it is known Alternia colonized other universes. It could've been an Alternian colony, for all we know.

>>81790791
> it... it can't be just white curtain on next page
at this moment even I can feel sorry for him

>>81790718
I was talking more about how they got it it in the mail and how it seems a lot of people could have also got it.

Also....
>The game is a self-replicating mechanism to ensure the deaths and births of universes
>something made trolls
>trolls made humans
>humans made cherubs
>cherubs game was made void and couldn't make a new universes
>when LE goes back in time is the last moment in time and everything was dead

>>81790576
you're in deep denial my friend
even that girl on the video quickly realised it was shitty

>>81790087
Bullshit, I read through ~2000 posts of pure rage in the first thread made about this shit. People are going to be talking about how mad they are for months.

>>81790673
>Vriska isn't fat
HUSSIE YOU HACK

>>81790724
Andrew Hussie is a valid troll name.

>>81789537
Jesus.

Think how many other fans must have died in those seven years.

>>81789542
7 years of shitposting and hussie outshitposted all of us

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>>81790673
The best thing to come out of this flash

>>81790673
>TFW you knew friska is hot since her first apperance

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>>81790673
Also Calliope has the HIPS

>>81790088
Anyone figure out who Hussie's new dad is?

As for the rest, Caliborn's story had the best lessons. He accepted his mistakes and always moved forward the best he could, always strived to better himself no matter how difficult, and never gave up. He didn't undo things, redo them, or anything. Caliborn lived a life doing what he loved, and he did so without regret.

He wasn't perfect. He wasn't the strongest, brightest, or most talented fellow, but he tried his best and made things work.

There's only one character I came out of this story admiring, and it's that skullfucker right there.

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>>81790673
>vriska isnt flat as a board
cool fanfiction

>>81790985
Only the dead can escape the ending of homestuck.

>>81790807
>MS.Paint cucked spades slick

>>81790289
>she actually starts crying of disappointment
KEEEEEEEEk

>>81790673
am i the only one that thinks her face looks weird as fuck? its at some weird disconnect with her body

nice boob physics though

>>81790911
>something made trolls
Trolls have 48 star-signs
Humans have 12, the same as the amount of Beta Trolls.
Hussie hinted at a 48-player "squiddle" session
Horrorterrors/Old Gods are represented as squiddles
So, the horrorterrors were former Sburb-players?

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>>81790673
4 YEARS HAND DRAWN

>>81791018
If only her god tier didn't come with pants. They really make her ensemble look too modernized. I mean, I do just want to ogle her legs, but my point's valid too.

>>81791048
I did the same thing.

>>81791054
Hussie can't draw faces

>>81790807
>>81791046
Ultimate Selves.

It doesn't matter which is innocent or which is guilty, since they're all interchangeable.

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>>81790673
>Friska being 10/10 confirmed

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Can you give me a recaps of the events in Hussie's life leading up to this moment?
I have not been keeping up since 2013

Anyone else feel like Hussie just handed off Homestuck to other people after the gigapause? It honestly feels like he hasn't been a real presence in his comic for awhile.

>>81790772
exactly. WE KNOW WHAT'S UP. 'Homestuck the anime.' is LITERALLY the essence of Caliborns Masterpiece. 'Act 7' is literally Caliborns Masterpiece. He's already shown us how it ends. We know the rest of the plot, after Collide. Everyone is just in denial. Because it's a BAD END.

>>81791065
> Horrorterrors
So... What happened to them?

>>81790990
>>81791127
I'm not surprised, I've always assumed Vriska was one of those hot bitches that you're willing to ignore how bitchy she is for a bit because she's a 10/8

>>81791129
vapid cunt
death of the father
kickstarter
(?)

>>81790816
>building your own world to fill the hole left behind
That's what we're doing now, isn't it? Good luck, anon. I hope the spite lasts long enough to get you stuck into it.

>A Terezi facing the wrong way because she's blind joke

All worth it. I'm not even being sarcastic or ironic right now.

>>81791142
this is exactly what happened. or at least, absolutely literally the case for the ending materials we've just received (everything since OMEGAPAUSE). It's all 100% guest art and then a commissioned animation.

>>81791106
Hussie didn't draw that.

>>81791155
Probably all died in Calliope's black hole, considering it sucked up their entire home.

>>81791073
What do Cherub legs even look like? The thought terrifies me.

>>81791065
>So, the horrorterrors were former Sburb-players?
It's possible, but that's kind of far out there, even for a fan theory.
>>81791155
Another dropped plot that got no resolution.
After Grimdark Rose they never really did anything again.

>>81791212
No different from human legs, just green.

>>81791065

Probably 'Squid' or something. Same as how the trolls played Sgrub.

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>>81790673
>All those incoming lewd images of Vriska after this moment

>>81791204
Did Hussie forget how to draw?

I mean I remember him talking about his art skills diminishing as early as act 5, because he was drawing a lot less technical stuff.

>>81791262
I had not considered that
Now I am

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>>81791212
An adult cherub is much like a muscular green human.
Their hands and feet are clawed and their face is a skull, however.

So, is Paradox space going to get any new content do you think? Like, we will get the Epilogue on the main website I am sure, but doesn't the existence of Paradox Space open the door to more stories being told after the end of Homestuck? Perhaps all these questions we still have will get some answers later, on Paradox Space.

>>81791262
There would have to be a fanbase for people to make porn of it

>>81790450
so even back then he had no idea how to end, huh

>>81790537
Lord English definitely gets defeated. His eyes settle on 8-balls, he's standing before a giant hole in space. The 8 ball is the last one you sink in pool to win. We don't see him defeated, but they're STRONGLY implying the 8-ball is gonna get sunk into that black hole. Given his whole deal is a pool metaphor, this is pretty clear.

Terezi is most likely in the new universe. We don't see her there, but there's no reason she wouldn't have gone with the rest of the kids.

Vriska is most likely dead again. This would give her arc some closure (again), since she finally does become the big damn hero but has to sacrifice herself to do it.

Gamzee is still stuck in a fridge on one of the planets (which the kids took with them to the new universe). And he can't die because you can't keep a clown down.

A lot of the rest of that shit is totally unresolved though.

Enough anger
Let's talk about better things.
Like Caliborn's MASSIVE BULGE

>>81790673
>Be created as parody of Mary Sue
>Become Mary Sue

>>81791281
Indeed, so they're the ideal form life can take, basically. I'd kill to look like that.

>>81791155
No one knows.

It's kind of shitty. The horrorterrors get slaughtered by English, and now they are in danger of the green sun black hole

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>>81790289

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>>81790289
>w-what happened to lord english?
>i thought they were gonna f-fight...
>Starts crying
Holy shit

waiting for the fakeout
surely it will arrive soon

okay so why even have calliope come back to life

>>81790289
she's 14-15

this might be her first major dissapointment

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>>81791294
8-balls. Look at all of the strong implications.

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>>81789842
What about this.

>>81791289
Honestly, if this came out a few months after the end of Act 4, it wouldn't be anywhere near as dissapointing. The kids manage to defeat the final boss and build their own universe, WV would have gone from a poor farmer to the proper mayor of Can Town, all the forgotten characters and plotpoints would either not be forgotten of never exist in the first place, and above all the entire story would only have taken two years.

>>81791303

Well yeah. Same as how John was meant to be a parody of your typical goof ball MC and ended up being your typical goof ball MC, or how how Karkat was a parody of losers on the internet that talk great shit to make up for their own failings.

>>81790261
>Fucking whitetext
Thankyou for linking me this

>>81791286
Theoretically, that's what PXS was for in the first place.

In practice, it ended up being Homestuck, the newspaper strip, written by people who haven't the time or the inclination to read the comic and make meaningful contributions, with the occasional Hussie piece.

>>81791358
>Hussie could've legit killed LE if he'd just reloaded the deudly firearm

>>81791294
>Vriska is most likely dead again. This would give her arc some closure (again), since she finally does become the big damn hero but has to sacrifice herself to do it.
All of the other ones I agree with but for this one I have to ask how?
She makes the final strike to knock the 8ball into the hole so to speak, Lord English doesn't retaliate and it cuts off inches from hitting him, there's no way she would have died from those events

>>81791294
>Gamzee is still stuck in a fridge on one of the planets (which the kids took with them to the new universe). And he can't die because you can't keep a clown down.
So he just stays in there until the end of the world so he can help Calliborn?

Arrg, I need Gamze timeline to work out what happened with him.

>>81791294
>Gamzee is still stuck in a fridge on one of the planets (which the kids took with them to the new universe). And he can't die because you can't keep a clown down.
Gamzee was on LoTaK last we saw which got black hole'd

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>>81790289
I remember my first disappointment

it was all a dream and nothing mattered

it just fucking sucks that hussie couldnt even be assed to do anything worthwhile in the end, and throws out the "eventually epilogue lol" shit when he realizes people are actually fucking disappointed with this garbage. and lets be honest, we know we wont even get anything until NEXT year at least. its like he just thought, "well, let me just tell my fanbase i might eventually do stuff just to keep them happy and just put it off and pretend im working on it"

its a real sad day when you need to look forward to some rushed epilogue because the author just doesnt give a shit anymore

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>>81791305
>Wanting to look like this

Surely you jestin'.

>>81791338
For the "happy" ending. The one that's ruined when you realize she'll have to lose it in order for Caliborn to obtain the Ring of Void.

>>81791375
Wow, this made me like the ending so much more.

Is there a master list of hsg tumblrs? I still follow atomic even though I haven't seen her around, but I don't have much anybody else's info.

>>81791289
>>81791382
A comment I read that really struck me said: "The problem with this ending is that almost nothing in Act 6 ended up mattering" (namely referring to drama, character relationships, and all sorts of other stuff that got all that attention).

Where were you when Hussie created a white supremacist utopia?

>god tier hoodies back in stock
>including crocker-tier life
>but no hope
this is a fuckin outrage

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>>81790289
>cries about it being over
>said they only started reading it in july of 2015

>>81790911
>how it seems a lot of people could have also got it.
It was a public beta, so a lot of people DID get it. We saw all that in act 1. It was just that most/all people who played it died before they actually got to The Medium. For all we know, there could have been another set of kids playing SBURB that DID make it in. However, even if they did they'd die anyways because of the corrupted copy of the game Earth's universe was running.

>>81791422
Why would I be? Don't you wish you could be a rad skull monster?

>>81791434
atomic still hangs out in #farts

>>81791455
>Half the inhabitants are black Carapacians
uh anon

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>>81791326
I couldn't keep watching after she started. Poor girl, she must've been super emotionally invested in Homestuck.

>>81791417
>A Wild Ride
>not Labyrinth der träumenden Bücher
Now THAT was a disappointment. At least the Wild Ride was just a little literary experiment from the beginning on.

>>81790043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktbGOAUcZM Let's not forget this.

>>81791437
The ONLY thing the retcon did was cheat Terezi, Dave, Rose, et al. out of character development. Vriska wound up just doing the thing (Vriska) had planned to do anyways.

>>81791495
But they are not human. And most of all not Mexican.

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>>81791437
trolls were a mistake

>>81791116

Except that doesn't apply to carapaces. They don't have ghosts.

>>81791469
There is clearly no hope anyway.

>>81791477
So that means that Homestuck ends with them on a doomed world that will eventually end (we've seen how that world ends) and won't ever make a new universe causing the end of everything?

>>81791375
I hate Huss so much at this point that i'm willing to agree with all of that just out of spite

>>81791382
>>81791437
So when will someone make a "how to read homestuck" guide akin to "which order to watch star wars movies in" ?

>>81791375
>i'm 99.999% sure they made rose white
ALL THE KIDS ARE LITERALLY BLANK WHITE, YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM AS ANY RACE YOU WANT

FUCK

THIS HAS BEEN CANON FOR A WHILE

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Would you?
http://strawpoll.me/7359081

>>81791591
>So that means that Homestuck ends with them on a doomed world that will eventually end (we've seen how that world ends) and won't ever make a new universe causing the end of everything?
nah. because the juju made it so that the new universe wasn't tied to le's inevitability. they escaped and created a universe free of that future which is why the house turned from red to white.

>>81791603
Through hate, unity.

So, it seems we got davekat, johnroxy and davejade at the same time. Thank god, now the shipping faggots can finally shut up

>>81791503
I never picked up anything else by by Moers after that. Anyway I was 13, I didn't have the frame of mind to think of it as anything other than bullshit.

>>81791563
Doesn't matter. So long as they sort of look like the same guy, they may as well be the same guy.

Also, please remember, even Jaspers could recall his other lives as Jasprose and he was a fucking cat.

>>81791591
Yep. Unless some of the other kids that played it were smart enough to figure out what they needed to fix, the best outcome for them is living eternally as gods in their broken universe

>>81791533
Thanks for this.
THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE REAL ENDING OF HOMESTUCK.
So much better than Hussie the Hack's shameful performance.

>>81791375
The Animator was skilled and professional for not putting in retarded headcanons though.
I blame Hussie for everything wrong with act 7

>>81791650
I would. Stopped caring about community 3 years ago, just want closure now.

Since Hussie is too lazy to write an actual ending my headcanon is that after the events of the masterpiece Gamzee regenerated and murdered the Alpha kids, thus becoming the sole inhabitant of earth, wandering around it for eternity

>>81791650
HIT IT

So what are your predictions for Act 7?

>>81791695
I feel nothing but pity for the animator. Imagine unwittingly being the instrument of the greatest surge of disappointment the Internet has ever felt.

>>81791228
it wasnt a dropped plot, it was a back plot. it was supposed to be vague the whole time. thats the point. theyre obscure elder gods, it would remove the allure if the kids met them and talked to them, or even if hussie delineatde their nature.

>>81791591
>>81791680
Of course, that only goes for anyone in the Beta kid universe. The new universe that Homestuck ends in (presumably) will bear a healthy version of SBURB, because the frog is healthy.

>>81791658
>new universe wasn't tied to le's inevitability.
but the can city they built was the same one that Calliborn was in when he finally went outside, so I'm not too sure.

How fucked is a 6-player Sessions with these classpects?
>Knight of Space
>Prince of Time
>Page of Heart
>Page of Void
>Mage of Doom
>Rogue of Breath

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>>81791650
No.

>>81791629
To be completely honest I can't imagine them as any race but White Caucasian. And to give credit to the Tumblrina, the scene where Rose is standing next to Kanaya has weird lightning that makes her skin look a little pinkish.

>>81791375
The one good thing with this update is the tumblr fangirls were all btfo by no davekat and no fat black trannies who look like The Rock in a wig

>>81791727
At least everyone is so busy being mad at Hussie that they have no blame to falsely fling at the animator. That was ALL on him.

>>81790469
>>81790526
And what's wrong with getting into it only last summer and liking it for what it was?

>>81790537

>How Rose’s mom killed denizen in Jack: ascend
What
Wasn't that just a regular strong underling? She did it because guardians are strong as fuck, look at Bro and Dad.
>Why Meulin and Gamzee’s ancestor had the same eyes as LE and were working for him/what happened to them
Because Kurloz was in the same cult as Gamzee, which worshipped Lord English as a god. Meulin followed along because she was being mind-controlled by his chucklevoodoos.

>>81790289
>dumb bitch
>literal 15 year old

Really, anon?

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>>81790289
Saddest part is she just got into the magic that is Homestuck Cosplay.

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rose's legs

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>>81791650
HIT
THAT
FUCKING
SHIT

>>81791667
>Davekat
Nope, Karkat's upset and Dave is still monogamous

Just Dave/Jade, at most he's an accessory.
Which is bullshit because he should be off being the god emperor of trollkind like Echinda said he was supposed to be not some guy who watches his ex boyfriend fuck a dog.

>>81791736
>will bear a healthy version of SBURB, because the frog is healthy.
but that's the one the Cherubs were in, and they failed.

>>81791720
It will have two pages and the second is literally "The End".

>>81791780
It was. I'm grateful for her talents and appreciate her giving us a really cool Caliborn.

What if
the epilogue is fucking longer than act 6

>>81791824
That's a particularly ugly shot of her, though, it's a shame.

>>81791749
>Knight of Space
Seems to be good
>Prince of Time
Okay. You are fucked.
>Page of Heart
Not going to help.
>Page of Void
Useless beyond reason.
>Mage of Doom
You tried.
>Rogue of Breath
has nothing to steal with freedom

Fucked up but at least not as fucked as homestuck ending.

>>81791744
I think it's either
>after this new universe begins SBURB, it will start to die and the planet will become the planet Caliborn started on
or
>that WAS going to happen, but they exploited glitches (like the recon powers) in order to ensure it doesn't and Caliborn/LE is stuck in a black hole

i started reading homestuck when jade was introduced
it was so long ago that i don't even remember how long ago it was
now it's over and i dont feel anything

>>81791749
>>Prince of Time
One who destroys time, or destroys with time?
That's one nightmarish mythological role this character has.

The rest all seem like they could be average or good except for the fact that there are two Pages. And Pages apparently have a lot of potential to manifest, meaning they start low and end high.

>>81791794
Its honestly just kinda sad, if they popped in that late, it was probably due to genuine interest rather than bandwagoning, and this is what she got in return for that dedication.

>>81791533
The fucking Condesce, Kanaya matchup. Fucking brutal stuff right there.

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>>81791533
Fucking beautiful, this is the ending homestuck deserves

Maybe we could slap on a few hours of homestuck gmod playset flailings

And then the SBAHJ movie

And then Caliborn's rendition of Con Air with a musical score performed on his keyboard of assorted noises.

>>81791774
People imagine Jade and Joke dark skinned tho. Guess it makes a bit of sense since they live on an island and must get enough sun

>>81791670
All his other books are actually top tier up until Stadt der Träumenden Bücher. Afterwards the quality went down.

>>81791774
>To be completely honest I can't imagine them as any race but White Caucasian
Me niether, but fuck's sake Tumblr

>>81791800
>Wasn't that just a regular strong underling?
No, I think it was the denizen.
I seem to remember at one point Rose went to where her denizen was only to find it was already dead and the reward for killing it was still there and she was really confused.

>>81791872
I think it's meant to be the latter. The kids are in a universe unstuck from causality, while LE is homestuck in the juju inside a black hole.

>>81791873
It's hard to reconnect to the series as deeply as you were when you first started it. I didn't feel anything either.

>>81791028
I have masturbated to the source of that image so many times.

>>81791821
I hanna hold hands with her!

>>81791815
This tbqh.

>>81791294
>Lord English definitely gets defeated. His eyes settle on 8-balls,

You forgot what Vriska is an expert in 8reaking

>>81791780
Why would you blame animator? Animation was good. It is ending that was bad.

>>81791422
Yeah anon, they're hot as hell

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Guys I figured it out.

We got the bad/neutral ending because of one thing that we missed.

The one thing that no one cared about, but was definitely super important.

THE WALLET

>>81791749
I don't think you can have two pages, but ignoring that it's probably not completely fucked. The time shenanigans will be a complete cluster fuck, but probably won't be un-fuckable. The frog breeding will probably be pretty straight forward, and you don't have any outright broken or unplayable classpects, so I'd say you've got a decent chance of getting through that.

Either that or the fact that you've got Horuss Sollux and Rufioh all there will almost certainly break your session.

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>>81790289
genuinely disheartening, christ

>>81791877
>>81791871
Yeah the Prince is what scares me

>>81791821
What a innocent cutie.

Why couldn't you protect her?

>>81791902
Yeah, it's common to do that, but it's more like a tan or something. Or Jade's East Asian. But I won't lie- on my first read-through, I imagined Jade as a pale ditzy silly girl.

>>81791859
Honestly I wouldn't mind that if all those loose ends get wrapped up satisfyingly and the tonal dissonance of the last couple pages get addressed.

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>>81791919
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Rose%27s_Mom

>She is later seen attacking a huge creature on the Land of Light and Rain after docking her boat in front of a cave. Despite its size she takes the monster down with ease.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't Cetus. I'd imagine it'd be mentioned if it was.

Also, have this cute picture I found while looking for Mom's wiki page.

>>81791948
She is very cute. Her face is precious as hell.

>>81791932
those hiatuses fucking killed it man
i took a break after the reset because the post scratch stuff was kinda boring tbqh
i was super invested in the actual sburb parts of homestuck, that the scratch was like a kick to the nuts in that regard

How Calliope created black hole?

>>81791965
I want to believe anon but it wont happen.

Hussie was not able to tie everything together in a way he was happy with. He just decided to go with his original plan and do whatever small things he could to try and tie some of the loose ends.

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WE WERE TRULY, HOMESTUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE81f0KbK0

>>81791965
Homestuck NG+ 1.0 You Can (Not) Update

>>81791956
I had forgot that, good foreshadowing

>>81791966
Well I was wondering that, about having two pages, but I thought it couldn't be impossible if the 48-player Squiddle Session has that been confirmed yet? was a thing, unless there are more than just the few classes we know about, there had to be repeats

this thing is, this was planned out three years ago. hussie just kept making new plotlines while writing the comic in that time

>>81791919
You remember wrong. Nothing about Rose's version of Cetus ever becomes relevant. She refused the cycle of the game and thus never made any Choice.
Cetus willingly unlocked her hoard for the ultimate alchemy as part of Jade's bargain with Echidna.

>>81791749
>Knight of Space
Solid start. I mean, unless having only one person doing the frog breeding is bad.
>Prince of Time
As everyone else said, holy shit this is horrifying. Although I can imagine it has a chance of somehow being really good? Probably disastrous.
>Page of Heart
Pages are mostly useless.
>Page of Void
Two pages are twice as useless.
>Mage of Doom
Dead on arrival.
>Rogue of Breath
Also a solid classpect.

>>81791859
What if the epilogue is a few pages that's like old Homestuck (young person in room, does things, but then happy wrap up ending), but instead stars the kids' kids.

When does the real update drop? I'm getting sick of waiting.

>>81790673
The contrast between her bouncing breasts and paper face is jarring, Jesus Christ.

>>81791142
I believe there are two possibilities from now on
1. Hussie's enthusiasm shifted to Hiveswap, and he became invested mind, heart and soul in it. It will be Acts 1-5 all over again.
2. Hussie passed on development to other WP employees and will no longer be involved in anything Homestuck. He will buy a ranch in the middle of nowhere and retire under a fake name, surrounded by hard-earned horses.

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>>81792034
Well as we all know, Muses are the most passive class of all and-

>>81792124
>instead stars the kids' kids.
That's fucking retarded.

>>81791794
Nothing really but a lot of the homestuck "experience" was the immediate response from the community
The discussion, the art, the cosplay, the shitposting it all added to read the comic and to be an up to date reader
And there wasnt any of that i think later on or in very small scale

>>81792034
Black hole is her kernelsprite, same as Caliborn.

>>81791824
her skin has a pinkish hue

>>81792144
Hussie isn't the head writer of Hiveswap anymore. It's a guy whose twitter handle is skullmandible or something.

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Is it me, or do those new god tier hoods look of a higher quality than the old ones?

>>81789402
I can't believe Michael Guy Bowman saw this debacle coming back in 2011.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDkBTYWtGk

>And you lay awake and wonder
>And you never get your sleep
>'Cause you're still waiting for the answer
>But you never hear a peep
>And you die alone and angry
>And you're wrapped up in a shroud
>And the world's far below you
>And your feet are in the clouds

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>>81792166

>>81792034
gravity brassier

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>>81792061
That's fantastic.

>>81791871
>>81791877
>>81791966
>>81792116
Why does everyone seem to think Prince of Time would be some sort of timebomb? Dirk was a Prince and he didn't destroy the souls of all his friends

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Problem Sleuth fan here who never got into Homestuck

I dunno what you guys expected. It very quickly descended into clusterfuck territory. Problem Sleuth was crazy, over the top, meandering...but it never went on tangents that lasted as long as in Homestuck
I quit Homestuck after its 2nd year.

>>81792124
There would be mass davekat suicides and probably a massive amount of people rushing to be the firsts to draw porn of them
Me included

>>81792071
>has that been confirmed yet
Though it was a formspring answer and thus should be taken with a grain of salt, the relevance of squiddles early on (even so far as having an entire album dedicated to them) and the star-sign quote of Terezi, it's basically confirmed that:
A. there is more to squiddles then one might think
B. Alternia/Beforus was made by a session of 48 players, either in one big group or scratched groups.

It's basically confirmed.

>>81790289
>"somethings gonna happen, this isnt going to end happy"
>"thats it?"
Hussie confirmed for the true villian of HS.

>>81792213
Maybe this time they don't have the shitty plastic-based ink that flakes off, and looks and feels like shit.

>>81792221
how old is this

What could of been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5FxI_p5wg

Why were the horses ironic? Why, Hussie? Where were the horses?

>>81792213
It doesn't matter since the colors are still fucking wrong for half of them

>>81792248
Destroying souls is scary in concept, but there's a selectivity to it at least. You can pick who's soul you're going to annihilate, and you don't have to hit your buddies.
Destroying TIME, however?

>>81792248
>>81791970
I'm more worried about the Space player being an offensive class, honestly. That sounds like it can get real bad, real quick if they don't have their shit together.

>smuppet plush

good lord

>>81792221
Oh man that takes me back.

Post more, you sick fuck.

Hussie is ruined.

He won't be able to show his face in public again.

He won't be able to sell a new copy of Hiveswap. Hell, the backers who already paid for a copy of it just want their money back now.

He will regret this for the rest of his days.

>>81792279
2010

>>81792280
Someone needs to write a comic that actually makes use of all the music properly. Just do a big Singing In The Rain thing that delivers on the siundtrack's promises.

>>81792260
Honestly PS just exhausted me after a point because it was so full of random bullshit.

But at least it had nice fucking closure.

>>81789787
Exactly my feelings. This ending was great and I loved it but it feels so inconclusive to all the shit he introduced in latter acts. It's not the ending's fault, really, it's the nonsense that followed the retcon and Game Over.

>>81792248
The real problem is that his main way to fix time fuck ups is to fuck up with time even more.

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>>81792303
Dave and Aradia both use their time powers locally just fine

>>81792205
Skullmandible's pretty cool, honestly. Hiveswap is in good hands, I think.

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>>81790289
A-at least there's the epilogue.

>>81792312
I'm the Space player, the person who made the original question post
I thought my session was ALL fucked, with a knight of space, mage of doom and a prince of time, those were all shitty fuck me up senpai classpects

>>81792364
>Araquius
NEREVAR.jpg

Homestuck is over and we STILL don't know shit about classpects.

>>81792221
>if you eliminate the tavrosbaby and change the JohnRose kids to JohnRoxy kids, it still works

Scary

>>81792205
>Hussie isn't the head writer of Hiveswap
Hussie just doesn't fucking care anymore holy shit.

http://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/36705203671/snippet-of-something-im-working-on-for-the-comic

F

>>81791375
>dat passive aggressive smileys spam

>>81792127
If we are getting a second update, it'll probably be at 23:59:59 in whatever timezone Hussie lives in.