ENDTOWN - 2016-04-13 Cigars All Around!

New thread for the evening shift.

Next update; RoButler comes in guns blazing!

Sounds like it's still alive.

Bets on the species of the baby? I'm guessing something that breathes water.

>>81783682
Lyn would look shocked but not Wally if it was still alive. That's a dead baby face.

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>>81783463
See, this is what happens when you drink while pregnant.

>>81783788
I don't think Wally's seen over the edge of the tub yet, though.

>>81783682
>Bets on the species of the baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3kKv-OEf8Q&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u880XJ4mPgE&nohtml5=False

>>81783463

Being Lyn is suffering.

Someone put him down because it will only get worse.

>>81783841
Veal

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>>81783463
>>81783842
>it's a "wife mutates into a mouse during childbirth and drowns the monsterous offspring in the bathtub" episode

>>81783833
Wally >Hey Kirbee... C'mere a sec and give me a boost...
>Kirbee blushes and complies
>they both NOPE pretty hard.

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>>81783894
Top Kek!

>>81783993
God DAYUM

>>81783894
I know, right? It's like Aaron thinks we've never seen this before or something.

I feel like it must be A) alive and B) appealing enough for Holly to have gotten sufficiently attached to it that losing it is still messing with her six years later.

Unless it's a fragment of "I" and she's... imprinted on it due to its powers, or something.

>>81784299
It's most likely an abomination and Holly is only going on her maternal instincts, despite it being a freak of nature. Also she may or may not be schisming at the moment.

>>81784485
Could have something to do with the alcohol, though I would have thought it would have passed out of her and the fetus' joint blood system by now.

D'you think she simply blanks out when she tries to remember what it looked like in the modern era, and remembering that it was actually a ghastly abomination will set her on the road to recovery?

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>>81783463
So thanks to the last thread, I started reading this. I'm at the point where Al and Gustine are being interrogated because everyone thinks they tried to sell out Endtown to the topsiders.

What in the holy fuck have I gotten myself into, this shit got dark so fucking fast with that whole Sparkplug thing back in the city. Am I right in assuming I having seen shit yet?

>>81784299
Or maybe the mutilated lump of human that was all that was left of Clive bore a striking resemblance to her own baby, hence her sudden fixation on him.

>>81784611
Oh, wait, it could work if she's drunk-but-asleep and the baby is drunk-but-awake, couldn't it? In which case she'd end up with something like Cooper.

Or the alcohol could be a red herring, it passed out of her system, and the baby could potentially be awake in her womb while she's sleeping and mutated into a true eldritch horror.

>>81784611
That's a loaded question we currently cannot answer. We know her baby is in the tub, but we don't know what it looks like. For all we know it's an aquatic mutant. Worst case it's a fucked up mutant with a face only a Holly could love. We'll just have to wait for Friday's update.

>>81784659
You've only just begun on Aaron's never ending wild ride. Grab a waifu, and hold on tight. She'll be the only ray of sunshine you'll get in Endtown. till she is killed off

>>81784715
>Friday rolls around
>Four frames of the side of a bathtub getting bigger as Wally slowly walks closer
>Aaron stretches the tension 'til Monday

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>>81784783
I'd break my own teeth in from gritting them so tightly. The tension is killing me inside.

>>81784772
>till she is killed off

Good thing i got a hold of kirbee, she will live forever...

If the baby's alive, then what the fuck is with all the blood?

the baby died in that bed.

>>81784914

in my heart at least...

>>81784783
No, Friday we get Lyn's reaction.
Remember, he's in shock and may
not just accept this giant rat's word
that she's his wife.

>>81784940
1. Birth is bloody

2. Birthing something equal your size is REALLY bloody

>>81784980
>Aaron keeps teasing the tub reveal for three weeks
>Every time we think we're gonna get to see inside, we focus on something else
>Eventually focused entirely on interaction between Lyn and his new mousewife
>Everyone leaves the room
>We never see into the tub

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>>81784980
But is he the real Lyn? Is this Lyn able to see Wally and share their reaction. Fucking A' the weekend could not come any goddamn faster...

>>81784914
She'll be joining Allie and Ethel at the party cart in the afterlife soon enough.

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>>81784783

[Roundabout starts to play]

>>81785053
If it was equal to her size and didn't shrink with her, she'd likely be dead, unless her womb literally burst open while mutating and the healing element of the mutation is just so damn efficient that it patched her up before she could bleed out.

>>81783993

What am I looking at here?

>>81785202
Lizard tits

>>81785202
The Tale of Jasper Gold, I think:

http://taleofjaspergold.tumblr.com/

>>81785226

Whose lizard tits?

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>>81785202
>>81785226
Desert Gecko to be precise.

>>81785235

Thanks, I almost thought it was Jeff Smith.

>>81785155
Her body is covered up.

Could very well be the case.

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>>81783894

>>81785397
I wish my work was on Mr. Smith's level. But thank you anon. That made my morning.

>>81785095
>Allie pushes Ethel around on the cart

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>>81785336
I'd prefer a dessert gecko...

>>81783682
its a Tortoise. But shes dumb and thinks they are aquatic.

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>>81785701
my man... no regrets mods...

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>>81786323

another lizard woman i will never get to impregnate...

>>81786323

>dat gap in her lips

Literally built for blowjobs and facefucking...

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In the Netherlands we have a tradition called "Beschuit met muisjes" which is toast with a type of spread which when literally translated in English means 'mice'. "Toast with mice" so to speak. Pink for a girl, blue for a boy.

So, what gender is our baby? Let me guess...giiiiiiiirl?

>>81783463
Could there be a double meaning with "you're a father..." And having both Lyn and Wally in the shot? Or am I just looking too deeply in Aaron's bloody bathtub?

Im not sure I understand the mutations going on here, why do only individuals seem to be getting the virus somehow?
Are they being targeted?

>>81786915
Ooh, that would be pretty bad wouldn't it?

Present-Holly's pregnant with Wally's kid, turns out she's not barren. But him and Kirbee had a really passionate moment earlier, and both don't know what to do or think

>>81787227
>yfw Robo butlers are being controlled remotely and are infecting selected individuals with the virus via gas to test out the virus' effects on humans. Only to dispose of the evidence if things get out of hand.

>>81787227
There's definitely a lot more to the virus than just what we've seen so far.

Could be Holly & Lyn have been carrying it since their first mutant encounter, only the incubation period hasn't been as instantaneous as we've observed later. Lower concentrations, different immune systems, etc. Plus all the paranormal aspects of it, of course.

>>81783463
Poor Holly.

>>81787825
She killed Ethel. She deserved this.

>>81784659
I remember my first time reading Endtown through and through.

It was so fucking weird how it can go from horrible drama to comedy and back every other page.

At first I really thought it was shit because of this but now I'm charmed by it.

>>81788031

not exactly the only thing she did...

>>81783788
Maybe he's just shocked to see her covered in blood like that.

>>81786915
The fact that she miscarried or once if she drowned this baby twice is probably one of the reasons behind Holly losing it, but since it's only Lyn in the bottom two panels and she seems to be looking directly at him while speaking, I suppose it's a relatively accurate recollection of past events.

>>81786915
>Or am I just looking too deeply in Aaron's bloody bathtub?
Wally, Lyn and Holly all can't seem to stop looking at it either.

It's a really great tub.

what the fuck is this? can i get a summary

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>>81788031
>snake will never adventure with her mutant friends
bye snek

>>81788031
Aaron made a point of having four different characters drive the point home that buddybombs arm themselves, no moral high or low ground. Holly is no angel, but the whole arc is basically arguing from two sides.

Yo.

What the fuck is this comic?

>>81788031
>trusting snakes

>>81788246
>>81788213
Just read it ya fools. Post apocalyptic world where humans are turned into furries or abominations due to a virus that started WW3. So far 99% of people who read it got hooked.

>>81788345
I have a little trouble being able to read the small text in the comic...

>>81788368
Read it on gocomics page. If you're on your phone, switch it to desktop mode and read it that way. You can zoom in to its original size

>>81788345
Forgot to mention the nazi-like humans who's sole purpose is to be rid of anything and anyone contaminated by the virus.

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>>81786323
I shouldn't have taken this commission but I was a little short...

>>81788345

i was reading this and why is she a woman one strip then a mouse the other?

>>81788233
She still made the decision to carry the things around with her, even disregarding the voice of reason telling her not to. She was being willfully reckless and admitted as much.

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>>81788496
I love it.

>>81788345
how come the character in the op is a human at first but suddenly turns into an animal?

>>81788510
we're currently going through a sort-of-flashback

>>81788544
Her voice of reason was "strange voice claiming to be my friend is asking me, a pregnant woman, to show up at her house alone instead of emergency services."

and the fact that the only reason Holly was living there in the first place was because she had run into a toothy horror the size of a car. She did not know what to expect, but when something like that is real, sky is the limit.

It would cost me thousands in my country, but if I nearly ran into a velociraptor on my way home one night, I'd buy a gun and every bullet in the shop.

>>81788510
She mutated.

>>81788510
>>81788619
Long story short
>flashback where key events are being shown to Wally, Kirbee, and chic (cat, lizard, bird boy) by microscopic beings called "dittos" who have the power to manipulate their surroundings (and in this case, time and space)
So you just witnessed a jump from when she was human to when she mutated.

>>81788897
To add on, it would just be easier to read through. It'll only take a few hours. But once you hit a certain point in the first arc, o guarantee you won't want to stop.

>>81783463
Well, at least she didn't say "You WERE a father."

>>81789049

I dunno, seeing how she drank before mutating... maybe WERE would be better.

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>>81788786
I was referring to Lyn being the voice of reason, not Ethel. He'd clearly tried to get her not to carry explosives around as a self-defense weapon, but she ignored him.

And he'd had an even closer encounter with the monster, but was still sensible enough to realize the buddibombs were a terrible idea. Buy a gun, sure, not a box of grenades.

>>81789246

>too damn sane

this writing omg

>>81789246
>Buy a gun

>holly would have riddled ethel with holes instead
>would have killed ethel's husband to remove the witness

there's no ending to the holly murder ride.

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Soon...

>>81789049
>>81789085
I don't think it's dead, I think it's horribly mutated due to the booze in the baby's system

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>>81785336
>>81785235
>>81785202

Jasper Gold. I made a thread for the comic and no one replied. Maybe these things take time.

>>81789909

did you story time it?

>>81789909

What's with the late trend of children in peril.

>>81790001
Trend?

>>81789936
That might've helped.

>>81789246
Friday's update: Lyn *did* buy a gun.

>>81789246
Probably should have got JC to talk her down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhEH6MvNWIw

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>>81787536

C'mon, let's go darker. Robo Butler probably has the brain of a hobo.

>>81790215

course it would, you wont get people's interest with a single page.

i might story time it myself later tonight

>>81789936

I'll do that next time.

>>81789372
>>81787536

Actually, that is a point. Where is robo Butler? You'd think mutating, child birth, and drowning whatever popped out would make enough noise to summon him.

>>81783463
Jesus fucking christ.

>>81790522
>You appear to be some distress ma'am. Would you like me to call a doct... veterinar... mortician?

CADbortion edits when

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Question about the setting: Is the "virus" meant to be a world-wide phenomenon? From what I understand the plot hasn't really ventured past the Endtown/Hillside area, and what I've read seems to imply these Apex dudes based specifically in Hillside are responsible for it.
Then again I'm running under the assumption that this is our Earth, since they refer to World War 3.

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>>81792090
Last thread made that joke and only Mister Twister so much as responded.
We're above such base memery here.

>>81792335
We don't know yet. We know that there's more than the giant dustbowl that everyone's in, and that's what Wally and co. are heading towards.

>>81790522
He poked his head around the door and quickly concluded he wasn't getting paid enough to deal with this sort of thing.

>>81792389

Come on chap for old time sake

>>81792521
naw.

Unlike CAD, this one actually hurts a little.

>>81792419
They were headed out of the wastes until they got sidetracked by lizards. They turned around after escaping their colony, so now they're headed right back into it.

reading the comic

doesn't it bother anyone else that Kirbee doesn't seem bothered by anything at all? It's like she is disconnected from reality. That can't be a good sign judging by the rest of the characters in this comic.

>>81792711
>until they got sidetracked by lizards

i.e. Kirbee set off Wally's booty detector.

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>>81793082
try harder Hollyfags

>>81793082
Knowing Aaron, that will come into play in the future.

>>81793082
she is either:

a) too dumb and sheltered to be scarred emotionally

b) insane

c) Marx in disguise, fucking with Wally for kicks

>>81793341
>c) Marx in disguise, fucking with Wally for kicks

Ew gay...

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>>81793341

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>>81793341
>lol randum humor

>yelling for no reason

take a guess.

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>>81793158
>>81793429
>"Everyone who implies Kirbee isn't a saint is a Hollyfag!"

>>81783463
I can only imagine the magnitude of the stink eye that Lyn will give Wally after these shenanigans

>>81793825
>Lyn gives Wally the stink eye
>suddenly one of Lyn's eyes begin swelling
>it's grows bigger and bigger
>Lyn is "I"
>boss mode

>>81793082
>disconnected from reality
She wouldn't be the first. Not everyone wants to accept the horrible reality they're stuck in, though she does seem to have an extra helping of optimism/gullibility.

How people cope with their new horrible lives (and horrible pasts, which are almost a given for anyone who survives) is a bit of a running theme. It just means Kirbee has further to fall when something finally does break her.

>>81793738
This is exactly the kind of shit that stagnates other fandoms. shitposting mostly, but genuine autism sprinkled here and there. Killed many a thread.

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>>81793897

>>81793825
>Lyn is Holly watching from his viewpoint
>she saw Wally canoodling with Kirbee

>>81794932
I doubt she did. But the dittos DID take them to Holly. the holly inside Lyn.

>>81794821
Kek

>>81793158

>taking the bait

nigga, you should know better at this point...

>>81792521
Well there's a edit...

So I might have skimmed some stuff: who's Clive, exactly? I know he's a brain in a box who Holly has gotten attached to... is there anything that makes him special? Did she know him like Flask did Petey?

>>81796826
Unlike petey, clive was probably just some random plastic brain that holly imprinted upon.

>>81793082

>Disconnected from reality

I honestly don't think this is the case, the reason why kirbee seems to be so detached from the colony's demise, is because she genuinely believes she is better off with wally and co, specially how they saved her life at the end by dragging her body out of the fire, she obviously wasn't really appreciated in the colony, so unlike chic, she has no one to mourn for. She's traveling with the only guy who has probably given her any affection in a long fucking time, and seems to be perfectly fine with it.

Regardless of the wafufaggotry, >>81793158 has a point, in those panels she is obviously mortified about what is happening to holly right now, so saying that nothing bother's her is a completely false claim.

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>>81796826
Clive is the transporter that Holly, Wally, Jim, and Sarah use to escape Albion West. This is their only conversation before he gets busted on their arrival in Unity.

>>81797399
Reading that conversation again you can see why she get attached to Clive

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For all we know, Clive might have been perfectly unconcerned about his apparent fate of getting destroyed at Unity, but Holly has a hard time accepting this. Holly saw him as more human than he saw himself, basically.

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>>81796988
>nothing bother's her is a completely false claim.

she gets over stuff fast. Like her entire colony being slaughtered in front of her, or nearly being choked to death.

>>81797543
Good to know disembodied brains can still make use of false equivalence.

>>81796988
I dunno man, she seemed to be pretty gullible...

innocent or not, she is an Endtown character. See OP pic for what happens to Endtown characters.

>>81797991

>Like her entire colony being slaughtered in front of her

Chic went through the exact same traumas as kirbee, he also completely lost his parents and brothers, not to mention he almost got killed by jim. yet he still hasn't mourned for his parents or shown any emotion for his lost home... i don't see people calling him detached or mongoloid for this, i don't claim this is the case though.

Keep in mind that only around 4 days have passed since unity's demise, and a lot of fucking shit has happened in this short period of time. none have had time to grieve...

>>81798045
>innocent or not, she is an Endtown character. See OP pic for what happens to Endtown characters.

and like an endtown character she has been hit by tragedy, and will get hit again.

we dont know much about her past, but from what i can gather from a couple email exchanges i had with Aaron, i strongly believe that kirbee was an orphan with a troubled childhood, he hasn't confirmed or denied this, i'm completely speculating at this point. we will see if i was right once we get to her backstory.

>>81798280
isn't he like, 5?

He hasn't had the chance to develop feelings for his family, much less his colony. He was hidden from his brothers and sister by a brick wall and watched them play while he lived in the dark. The only lizard implied to give a damn about him was his mother, the rest beat and abused him.

At that age, kids will detach from emotions and you get stunted emotional growth after that level of abuse. Not to say he isn't feeling them, he just buries them.

speaking from experience here, worked with troubled kids.

>>81796871
chez bludz

>>81798592
Doesn't Aaron say the he is actually 14?

But i think he just hated his family, execp of his mother he never knew or cared for any of his brothers and sisters plus that his father forced him to live in the walls, even if he had 5 years It'd be enough to made him resentful of his family

>>81793897
"I"?

i'm i the only one who wants EYE to fuck Marx's stupid ass?

>>81799114
Chic is four, but mature much beyond his years, first because he's a chicken mutant, and second because of what he's been through.

>>81799237
Is that a porn request?

>>81799296
4 years old is 4 years old, no matter how fast he physically ages

If you could compress 14 years of experience into 4, we'd have a lot more doctors in the world.

>>81799318

hahaha not exactly... i don't think anyone is interested i marx port to be honest.

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i can't wait for goddess sarah to show up to fulfill her destiny.

>>81783463
MAZEL TOV

>>81793341
>>81793082

Fucking Drakesville. They don't know! They ain't keeping it real!

Hillside motherfucker! Kill or be killed by ridiculous weapon systems!

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>>81798280
>none have had time to grieve...

not when one of them isn't particularly sad about anything.

>>81793341
>c) Marx in disguise, fucking with Wally for kicks

this would ravage these threads something fierce

>>81799959

true, she really has no reason to grieve over people who never liked her in the first place.

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>>81800037
oh?

>>81800062

>kirbee's nature is to help everyone in need

how does this prove me wrong exactly?

>a "we didn't start the fire" reference

I feel like this comic would have been more popular if it was made in the 90's.

>>81800062

also that was probably one of the worse weekend cliffhangers ever.

>>81800164
she had reason to run in and save people... but not to grieve for them.

Kind of like how she's cool with Jim dying, but doesn't want Wally to let himself be killed. Something isn't normal here.

>>81796988
>Colony performs bloodsport. She doesn't actually stop it but is sympathetic to victims.
>Colony regularly thought her an idiot ad tricker her into snipe hunts.
>Nearly killed in a fire.
>Holly badgers her for help.
>Her colony burns in a corpse bon fire
>Sarah nearly has her killed
>What is left of the colony is killed by Topsiders.
>It took Holly threatening Chic to make her do anything negative. Ironically.

I don't know, Kirbee seems incapable of anger. She's either retarded, a sociopath, or somehow been through something worse than the apocalypse.

What does Wally's voice sound like?

>>81800298

>she had reason to run in and save people

doesn't necessarily means she was close to any of them, she was just trying to help like any rational person would.

>Kind of like how she's cool with Jim dying

she was a single gag character at that point, it was a couple strips later when Aaron decided to keep her as a "main" character if you will... besides jim was an actual threat unlike wally.

>>81800422
A higher pitched Ryan Reynolds

>>81800422
In my mind he sounds like James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 but with a helium effect

>>81800559
Is dat some Maude drunk on Sake?

>>81797543

Actually Sarah says they have zero bran activity without any power.

Clive was unconscious before they came to Unity.

>>81800348

>It took Holly threatening Chic to make her do anything negative. Ironically.

i don't see what's ironic about this.

>>81800591
looks like

>>81800500
>any rational person would

>running into a collapsing underground colony

>she was a single gag character at that point

"Nothing she said or did was canon until a certain point, guys!"

>>81800592
I know. I was saying he might not have been as concerned about his own self-preservation as Holly was.

>>81800559

more endtown art when??

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>>81800649
>>81800559
Fuckin adorable.

>>81800686
Oh boy here comes the mods

>>81800686
way to furry for endtown

she doesn't even look depressed or anything

>>81799416

Actually it means his body ages faster than a normal human. He's four but has the chicken man age of a ten year old equivalent. He's 4 but he's using full sentences and grasping concepts.

The horrible abuse he's suffered has him acting like a 14 year old.

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>>81800670

>"Nothing she said or did was canon until a certain point, guys!"

oh please, i didn't claim that what she did is not canon, however he initial disregard for jim's life could be attributed to the fact that she was not supposed to appear in the comic ever again after plugin the holes in wally's cell...

>>81800686
>>81800559
Save these for the JG storytime boys.

>>81800643

Chic's been getting his ass whooped for four years. Now she does something to help.

Okay, not 'haha' ironic.

You are the ones sending Aaron love letters addressed to Kirbee?

>>81801080
The only problem is that she didn't know of his existence until she found him with Holly in the tunnels

>>81801302

more like kirbee didn't actually existed until she introduced herself to wally, the problem comes down to her being an improvised character of some sort, i'm pretty sure if Aaron would have planned kirbee before hand she would have tried to protect him, even give him food through the holes in the walls.

>>81801419
Do you remember that the existence of Chic was a secret for everyone?

>>81801518

only his origin was, he was ok walking around the kitchen serving people food.

>>81801561
Shit I forgot about that, well you got a point

>>81801629

only piotr and phil knew who his parents were, remember phil actually blackmailed chic's dad into forcing wally to fight him.

>>81792335

We actually have no real idea. It was a major problem for the country but it's less apparent if it was everywhere.

It should be noted that it was a random condition before the war, after the war it seems to have gotten so strong that it affects people instantly.

>>81801845
Just imagine russian mutans....

>>81801419
>i'm pretty sure if Aaron would have planned kirbee before hand she would have tried to protect him, even give him food through the holes in the walls.


just like you are pretty sure of >>81798537
huh?

>>81802427

given how good she has been towards chic during this arc, yes... i'm completely sure this would have been the case.

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>>81801915
from an older thread

>>81802602
that's scary as shit

>>81802781

"Their are Homonovis, the next step in evolution!"

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>>81802850

Holy shit someone else played that game!

>>81801915

I've seen some Russians that if they turned into bears, I don't think anyone would have noticed.

>>81803977

How good is that game anyway? Wanted to pick it up. Also hopefully I can show some colour Endtown fanart on Saturday if the Friday thread sticks long enough. Not wanting to show it now cause it will ruin a surprise.

>>81799237
I think the only thing that could possibly put Marx on the road to likeability is a dire fucking over, yeah. Like they get back to Endtown and it's in utter chaos, and they find Marx huddled in a corner somewhere rocking back and forth muttering "It wasn't supposed to be like this... It wasn't supposed to BE LIKE THIS!"

You know, show that he's actually fallible instead of fucking Q on a sugar high.

But Aaron won't do that because he's too attached to the idea of Marx being his "Tom Bombadil Character".

>>81804394
>Like they get back to Endtown and it's in utter chaos

problem is, when we get back to endtown is not going to be utter chaos like most people assume, it's not going to change much, at least not for the first couple of months.

>>81800422
I was wondering the same thing about Holly, and how I can't help imagining her voice sounding like the Caramella girls.

... and now I feel like someone needs to do a gif of Holly doing the Caramelldansen.

>>81804481
It's going to seem totally normal and even pleasant after the wastes, and Jackrabbit will have won, and he seems to be a good leader... and then they find the human detention camps and a mass grave.

>>81804786

>Al dies

holyshit that will suck if it happens...

wait, didn't Al die already? what happens if you kill him again?

>>81804865
Rhino Rampage.

Gustine will be the leader of the underground.

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>>81800422
This


except sad, stressed out and deadpan

>>81784980
He's seen mutants before.

He's too good and smart for this world

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>>81802602
>>81802781
>>81802850
>>81803977
Homonovis is not nearly as scary as the packs of Howlers

>MFW a chorus of HAROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81783463
Why do Lyn an Holly have a picture of a battle droid in their home?

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>>81807718

>>81788544
Do you need some nails for your crucifix, or are you good?

>>81783463

Jesus.

Was the author beaten and raped every day as a child to make such unrelentingly nihilistic stuff on a regular basis?

Having some drama is one thing, but this is like some singularity from which no joy can ever escape.

>>81807718

That's a palm tree you dolt.

>>81808725
>being a good writer means you need to have some mental shitty past

where's that holly bait pic when i need it...

>>81807718
Robbie proabibly put it there. Role model.

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>>81808758

i got you senpai

>>81808758

How is unrelenting nihilism considered good writing?

All this comic is is just suffering, suffering and even MORE suffering. It just doesn't STOP.

>>81809280
Somewhere, someone wants to stick their dick in that spider.

Might not be in this thread. Might not be on this board. But someone out there will want to fuck that spider.

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Oh god...
I can already see it...
No...
There's going to be a throwing the baby out with the bathwater joke.

>>81809989
Not even gay, but I can agree with that.

Pete is a cute spider.

>>81808949
It's hitting what TV Tropes calls "Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy", if the off-colour jokes around here in response to current events are anything to go by.

Of course, it could just be that most people here have binged the majority of the comic and are thus used to moving through the dark bits at their own pace, but now, having caught up, they're having to deal with the tension of the comic's schedule.

>>81809280
Cute spider full of personality~!

>>81810022
One of my favorite pieces of Holly

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>>81810846

it's been a while since CR made endtown art, he literally made the first ever kirbee fanart and then stopped.

>>81810909
That's a shame. He's got skills

>>81804394
Someone should tell Aaron that there's a reason Tolkein made Bombadil either a largely "hands-off" character or depicted his adventures as mythic, depending on the work.

Even in his only poem definitively set in Middle Earth, all he basically uses his powers for is to have a party in Hobbiton and then score a free ride home.

Am I gonna see God mommy?
Am I gonna die?

>>81811427
Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's gonna keep baby cosy and warm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdvIUHw31js

>>81811528
Come to think of it, Endtown is pretty much a webcomic version of Goodbye Blue Sky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGOAWnvyWA

>>81808949
It has been a long time since anything good has happened, but Endtown isn't nihilistic, at all. We're not just watching them suffer for no reason.

Alive or not, if she didn't kill it herself (and if she were going to you'd think she'd just smother it with the pillow) then that is a hell of a lot of blood from the mother. She must be shredded inside. I bet that's why she's so fixated - she can't have another real child of her own, only substitutes.

>>81806819
He's seen a Shoggoth, not an animal mutation and would have no reason to believe that this is his waifu.

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Holly is kinda adorable in that third panel.

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>>81814065
He was already more receptive to the idea that the mutants were once people than Holly was, so I doubt he'll be hard to convince.

>>81783463
Well shit that was creepier than I had even been expecting

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>>81783463

I just catched up with the previous thread.

>>81779443
Should get screencap'd in case you call it.

>>81779801
That's some pretty mean humour.

>>81781407
Welcome to the ride.

>>81781525
It's for effect but Aaron must sweat when nervous and is projecting.

>>81782949
That's very likely to be true.

>>81786915
"You're" can be read as "you are" and "you were"

What does JEZIS mean?

>>81816005
>It's for effect but Aaron must sweat when nervous and is projecting.

Speaking of projecting, is the tendency for everyone to call everyone else "kid" in this comic an intentional depiction of the local dialect, or is it a verbal tic that Aaron has that ended up in the comic's dialogue?

>>81816338
I only recall that being a problem with Wally, who was called a kid for no reason. With the doc it is understandable because he's old and wise but it didn't make sense coming from AL of all people.

>>81816323
"Jesus" with a suggestion of the local accent.

>>81815927
So now she's seeing it, and she'll soon be believing it... and soon after that she'll be a tool for the real terrorists (Apex).

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>>81815976
Allow me to blend the creepy with some cute, as requested in the previous thread.

>>81816505
She already saw it with Ethel. Though it's impossible to tell whether she believed it then, since she mostly screamed and ran away. And hasn't said much since.

>>81816685
Yeah, she might still have been thinking someone grew the wigsnek in a tank somewhere. Though probably not now, or even after she'd laid on the bed to think for a bit...

>>81816735
There's still killing Ethel's husband in the collateral damage for her to feel guilty about. Whether she believed the snake was Ethel or a dangerous mutant, she's likely aware by now that she's still killed someone.

The police in >>81783792 don't mention the husband being missing, and anyone who saw Holly leave before the explosion would have seen him entering.

It's possible Aaron will leave it ambiguous, since Holly and Lyn have slightly bigger things to worry about now.

>>81814853
I just realised who she reminds me of: Kira, from the dark crystal, post-capture, when she's all gaunt and dishevelled-looking.

>>81808949

Actually I find Endtown one of the most idealistics comic out there... because A) 'Even the villains have positives traits and could become good people if not for circustances' and B) 'The heroes keep doing the right thing even through the universe likes to screw them over.'

>>81818306
And do you remember that naive drivel that Al was spouting about community-run government at the end of the "animal lives matter" fiasco? Who I can't help but feel is in at least some way a mouth piece. What an optimistic nutter. It would have been more adorable if it didn't sound so Marxist.

>>81818446
Well, what do you expect from a guy who named his self-insert "Aaron Marx".

Yeah, that whole sequence was a bit soapbox-ish.

>>81783463
Partridge of me wishes he just sics a bunch of buddy bombs on her without even asking questions.

>>81820167
>Partridge of me
I think you just accidentally created your own Endtown OC.

>>81820481
And damn android to the blackest pits of hell for doing s

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Have some Jim I've done with pencils. Had to pull out my sketchbook due to a problem

And I'm fucking livid right now cause I had to not only spend a most of the day without electricity due to the power company booking shit wrongly and causing them to cut it. On top of that I had to quickly pay the current bill ($110) + $30 reconnection fee. Wonderful, good thing I could borrow it. But have some nice art at least.

>>81820561
You can curse Android 'til you're blue in the face, but I'd say it's a sign. Pick up a pencil and have some fun!

>>81820167
Why does your Partridge have it in for poor Holly?

>>81820566
Jesus, that sounds annoying. Time to draw some angry art, man. No need to show anyone. Just let it all out onto the page.

>>81820566

a reconnection fee for their fuck up? jesus christ...

anyways i think that suit fits jim perfectly...

>>81820806
Welcome to utility companies, especially privatized ones, that have a monopoly.

>>81820167
Lyn's not irresponsible enough to carry a weapon like a buddibomb.

And Holly, having seen how dangerous and uncontrollable they are, will have done the sensible thing and gotten rid of the 6 she has left, of course.

>>81820011
Goooooooood

>>81820724
Nah I'd rather work on what I owe instead. If I have to make money I need to focus on that.

>>81820806
Here's how it was explained to me - if a customer puts the number of the bill in the transfer they will put the money to pay for that bill in particular without even asking. I punched in a number for the recent bill instead of the old one and I didn't realise it, thinking it was all solved. Apparently I would have to call the company early today to turn that around because they will explicitly file a payment on a bill without batting an eye (And sometimes bills can get lost in post so some people find out in July they have an outstanding bill for March. Happened to me one or two times). So they shut the power down because I didn't pay for February, while playing for April. And the amount of debt doesn't count. If you don't pay for month X for I think two months, snippty snap goes the power cord (Well now they just pull out the plug from a locked box).

Same shit with cable companies. The only people that didn't file me for reconnection bill was a cell company after I negotiated it with the guy from the help line. Wonders of capitalism. Then again utility companies here will never try to disconnect drunkard families living on welfare because "muh troubled family". Wonders of socialism.

>>81820943
At least I'm not gonna go to Kashmir Acres, right?

>>81821387
Not until Trump is elected, citizen.

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>>81820167
>>81820481

Point at him.

Point at him and laugh.

>>81821387
>At least I'm not gonna go to Kashmir Acres, right?

I'm pretty sure there are people working on bringing stuff like that back, don't worry.

>>81821387

>Wonders of socialism.

tell me about that, i actually live in the Liberal Utopia of venezuela... here i wish you people on the us don't make the same mistake we did.

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>>81821481

>>81821481
Awesome.

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>>81821481

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>>81821481
I laughed harder than I should have

>>81821481
Not to stereotype, but he should try pecking at it.

>>81821481
Curse you, DK, beat me to it.

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>>81821481

I laughed hard.

Beware of drawfags.

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>>81822442
>>81821481

DK, please draw Partridge smashing his face against his phone while people around him watch while stifling their laughter.

The way I see it is that Endtown is a metaphor for socialism. The way that the war erupts and the mutants arrive is pretty much a socialist allegory. I'm so glad there's one webcomic that doesn't cater to lbieralism like Gunnerkirgg Court

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>>81823885
I drew this at Aaron's behest.

Look up Shmoos

>>81825107
Basically, Endtown's a tale of humans being humans (even if they're shaped like animal people), nothing more, and people are gonna see what they want in it, as they did with the Schmoon.

>>81823885

If you want some more stuff like that: read Steve Gallacci's Erna Felna and Birthright for SOCIOPOLITICAL RAMMIFICATIONS.

>>81825567
>SOCIOPOLITICAL RAMMIFICATIONS
Rammstein cover band?

>>81815927

Well it's easy to accept it happening to random strangers. We don't really know if he'll accept Holly or think she turned into a little hairy baby killing monster.

>Entown is a metaphor for socialism
How?

>>81810909
>>81810022

Oddly enough I was going to put a though bubble next to Kirby saying "Maybe that little cat will notice me today" but it seemed a little far fetched...at the time.

I still need to draw Gustine. Anyone have that picture of her in a nightgown?

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>>81827286

this one?

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>>81827286

OR this one?

I think I might be figuring out the virus/"I". It's a hive-ish demonic entity in the form of a swarm of little invisible psychic elements that converge like blowflies on anyone feeling vast amounts of stress and then feed on the psychic emanations of the disturbed mind. As they do they multiply, and once they reach a critical mass they transform their chosen victim to induce more stress to feed off. Stressed housewife, traumatised housewife, perennially obsessive and insane Topsiders, including two who were fearful of the change yet also worn out on wearing the suits and fearful that one of them was going to die... they all radiate stress.

People who are naturally laid-back and haven't been subjected to anything terrible enough to break their high threshold while in proximity to a swarm become Typhoid Maries, but they still have the potential to mutate when exposed to something that successfully induces major stress and causes the now-omnipresent swarm to "see" them and do its thing.

They can't pass through solid objects, so that's why the Topsider suits protect against them, and they worked more slowly before the war because they were fewer in number (effectively, "I" was weaker).

Why do people mutate differently, though? Perhaps the transformation is by invitation only (rules of demons and vampires and all that), and sufferers are subconsciously made aware of a chance to "escape" from the stress. The waking mind chooses to escape into insanity, which manifests physically in the transformation. The sleeping mind chooses to take refuge another form also, but lacking any conscious decision making process, simply "changes channels" to something else on the evolutionary tree that best matches the qualities of the ego. The intoxicated mind has its wires crossed, and the result is a pick-n-mix ball of weirdness. Any way it works out, it proves no refuge from the pain and suffering of the world, indeed, it worsens it, and "I" now uses the mutant as a breeding ground.

>>81827286

Think you can draw Linda some day?

>>81827145
Jacob Jackrabbit is the socialist leader (like Hitler a national socialist) in that he's seeking a "new equality" much like people invested in video games journalism like patricia hernandez and others. I pay attention to these things and I have a degree to back it up

>>81827507
Cont.

Alternate theory on the Typhoid Maries, since I just recalled that Sparkplug seems pretty stressed all the fucking time: When subconsciously tempted by "I"'s offer of "escape", they refuse without ever knowing it due to some element of their character ("I don't deserve to", "I have someone here to live for", etc). If they ever lost their hope or stubborness or whatever keeps them as they are, they'd immediately transform when stressed.

>>81827507

Was thinking about that too, wondered why Sparkplug didn't mutate when the bombs fell.

Could just say he was real lucky with his genes at the time, didn't mutate when the bombs directly hit. But like you said about the laid-back no stress deal, he had accepted his death at the time. After killing his wife, he looked like he lost it all, walked down the streets while monster mutant and animal mutant ran about without a care and didn't freak when the bombs hit.

But that brings up another point, why didn't he mutate when in close proximity with his monster-wife? He was extremely stressed and only lost his mind after shooting her. Then again, maybe it takes time. Holly also had high stress when she met Ethel, didn't mutate right then and there, only after falling asleep.

>>81827937
Well, yeah, I came up with an alternate theory to explain Mr Stress, but you make a good point. As for mutating when he saw his wife, that would be before the global coverage of the "I" presence, so he might have avoided them while his wife was there to feed on.

I figure during the last moments, when WWIII happened and humanity collectively went "Oh SHIT!", there was a sufficient burst of stress to cause "I" to exponentially multiply and become all-pervasive.

>>81788212
Whirlpool's best model, in fact.

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>>81827286
>"Maybe that little cat will notice me today"

ha! he noticed her alright!...

>>81827844
>Jacob Jackrabbit is the socialist leader (like Hitler a national socialist)
There's a word for that sort of political persuasion.

It's literally called fascism.

>>81828027
That could also explain why Topsiders mutate instantly, once their suits tear and they experience high stress, "I" doesn't have a whole lot of places to be. Who else is suddenly mutating at the moment other than these few people?

Also that, first time we see a Topsider mutate with Al when he tore the neck flap, he didn't mutate instantly. Took a few seconds to notice the tear, then started freaking out. Same deal with the Topsiders that Flask bore holes in with the laser-knife, they took a moment to react to the pain then stress out that their suit was torn.

And remember, Aaron said that Typhoid Maries aren't immune, they are just for a while. Al could mutate at any given moment, possibly when he's completely stressed out.

>>81828186

Demagogue

>>81828187
So what happens if someone has achieved inner peace through meditation?

FOTNS?

>>81828187
Could be. I recall that Jim and Sarah weren't awake to notice their suits had been broken, but the last thing they did experience was constant stress from being chased, worrying about Sarah's cancer, trepidation over the change, and the shock of Wally shooting them, so their nerves would have been just as frayed as slumbering Holly.

>>81828187
Does that means that mutants can mutated again?

>>81828335
"I' perceives them as a threat and influences someone to go full ___God and kill them.

>>81828475
Well, they can schism, so in a sense, yes I suppose. Just not physically.

>>81828449
Right, they were worried about it working and curing them. We're probably going to have to wait some more before we figure out how and why you mutate while sleeping, but I think we got the awake mutation down a bit.

>>81828335
I think they'd stay human / Typhoid Maries. No stress to kill the mind, so they don't mutate. But once they do lose their cool and achieve maximum stress, they'll most likely mutate.

>>81828475
I don't think so, I feel like even a subconscious would be "Fool me once..." were the offer made again.

Another thought: "I" is the source of the mutant rapid healing ability, related to the way it can morph flesh to begin with. No good letting your food source die, even if being injured does make them briefly very piquant...

>>81828654
>We're probably going to have to wait some more before we figure out how and why you mutate while sleeping,

That's what I mean, though, I think it's latent stress too. Nightmares and such. So it happens whether you're awake or asleep, the only difference is the "CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR REFUGE, MORTAL!" bit.

>>81828798
Sorry, don't know how I skimmed over that. Still, all of these are just loose assumptions, but at least they make relative sense.

But what I'm wondering is the animal mutation and what dictates what you become. Probably is the "spirit animal" business, like what animal you most identify with or something. Or maybe I chooses based on their past, who knows.

>>81828956
A social wriggler became a snake, a fight-or-flight-oriented person became a mouse, a loner became a cat, a laid-back girl became a lizard, an angry drunk became an alligator, a lazy guy became a bear, a constantly-disgruntled doctor became an I-don't-know-what-but-boy-does-it-ever-look-like-it-doesn't-even-know-what-the-word-"gruntled"-means.

It's all cartoon stereotypes, so maybe it asks you what sort of cartoon character you most identify with.

Demons have done weirder things in fiction.

>>81829233
And that makes me think: You know something cartoons tend not to do? Age. We've seen one guy die from being old, and he was old when he mutated but it's implied he just gave up (or was finally satisfied). I'm curious now as to whether the Doc has noticed if anthros are aging or not... although kids like Chic do seem to be growing.

>>81829233

The word you're looking for is Badger.

>>81829430
Oh, it's been figured out what he is, hey? Yeah, that'd fit, badgers are stereotyped as being gruff and bad-tempered.

Huh, it strikes me that this "stress" theory would disallow honey badger anthros, though.

'cos honey badger don't give a shit.

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>>81827445
>>81827469

Oh both good...

>>81827581
Yeah I'll work on it.

>>81828187
> And remember, Aaron said that Typhoid Maries aren't immune, they are just for a while. Al could mutate at any given moment, possibly when he's completely stressed out.


Fug.

I'm joining the topsiders. 'I' lottery is pretty fucked up.

>>81831727
Nice stuff man.

>>81831727

Jesus christ HOT!!!

>>81831727
>Yeah I'll work on it.

Thank you! hope it turns out as hot as this gustine!

gotta admit it was about time for gustine to get some love.

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>>81831727

Are there ANY tiger endtowners?

>>81832989
None that I recall, although there is the lion dude who tried to eat Holly.

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>>81832989

i was actually looking at background characters, trying to find a tiger, i found this total QT instead...

my new background waifu...

>>81828235
Demagoguery is a technique, not an ideology or political stance. It's about playing on peoples fears and/or hatred to obtain an end. Jackrabbit is a demagogue, but that describes his methods, not his goals.

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>>81831727

Cr what do you think about Jim? isn't he the cutest?

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Sneak preview for tomorrow!

>more furry garbage

>>81833766
Fucking hell, man.

>>81833766

kek


>>81833819

>>more furry garbage

>>Take it to /b/

You are welcome...

>>81833819
Anon please, we don't know what the baby is yet.

Could be a scaly.

>>81833766
>"What do you mean we aren't eating Chick, Wally? I carried him this far!"

>>81833224
From what strip she is?

>>81834050
>Anon please, we don't know what the baby is yet.

All we know for sure is it comes with slaw and your choice of fries or hush puppies.

>>81834986

06-19-2013

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>>81832190

>Language please

>>81833581

He's hot stuff

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>>81835152

fine...

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>>81835200

>>81835152
>filename
I'll punch you, CR. I'll do it.

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>>81833819
Alright, anon. But just this once.

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I just caught up yesterday, poor jim, whyd he have to suffer its not fair. Ill never get over it.

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>>81835872

Welcome brother, let us grieve together.

Fuck, I actually dreamed of Marx last night.

The only way to get him to go away was to ask him a riddle that he couldn't solve.

And then kick him in the nuts while he was distracted.

Do not eat over-sugared breakfast cereal straight before bed.