>tfw venture bros taught me about testicular safety and the

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>>81766372
Gargoyles introduced me to the Scottish play.

>>81766460

He prefers "Mr. Play", my good chum

I had an intense fear of my balls playing Twister on me for YEARS after watching that episode. Fucked me up worse than any horror movie.

>>81766460
Oh, you mean Macbeth?

>>81767572
Its actually only bad luck to call it by name when referring to a specific production of the play.

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>>81766372
dogs, especially skinny breeds like greyhounds, suffer from twisted stomachs. the surgery is incredibly expensive and there's no guarantee it won't just happen again

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"The following gases are inert;
helium, neon and argon

I'll sing this song even if I'll get hurt
krypton, ksenon and radon"

Mfw it was actually asked on a test once

>>81766460
You only have to call it the Scottish Play when you're rehearsing it. And the reason you do is because people will straight up fucking die if you don't. Seriously Macbeth will straight up kill your ass...

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/column.php?id=160421

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That none of this matters.

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>>81766372

That you should never do spin.

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There's a line in a episode of Home Movies where a seminar the kids are crammed into is cut short when the community service is up for some guy. He leaves the stage really suddenly but says something like '...oh and don't protest in front of public buildings you get arrested'.

Well I was in a protest march for student loans being so high one time. And the whole thing moved from the town center to government owned property. And I refused to go. A lot of my friends called me a pussy but they all got arrested but meeeeeeeeeeee.

Thanks Home Movies.

>>81773981
Same thing just happened this week, protests in DC about money in politics. They had permits for the street but they ended up moving to the steps and blocking people from going so they got arrested. Home Movies taught me the same thing

I've had a testicular tortion once. Might very well have been the worst pain I've ever been in in my life.

That's what happens when you're sexlife is so nonexistant that one of your balls literally tries to hang itself.

>>81766372
Boomhauer's smoking PSA was pretty good.

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>mfw thought it was made up bs back whe nit first aired
>mfw it turned out to be real

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>>81773976
but how do i break the dimensional barrier then?