What did Marvel mean by this?

>>81751260
>Not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual)
He isn't, unless he is.

>>81751260
Spiderman is for kids

>>81751260
So we can confirm that Miles Morales is in fact a virgin.

>>81751260
I remember when this list of traits leaked and twitter went "omg, marvel wants spider-man to be boring"

Apparently you can't be fun unless you're a drunk junkie faggot who tortures people

>>81752696
Seems pretty obvious

>>81752108
They mean Peter Parker can't be gay, but if the Jacob Jackson Spider-Man from an alternate universe was gay and that's the Spidey they're using for the movie, then he could be gay. I know Jacob Jackson is not a real character.

>>81752696
Do we need to confirm it? Are we under the assumption that every single Marvel character is having sex one way or another all the time?

>>81751260
It means Spidey is above the Influence. He's not going out swinging while drunk, he doesn't Vape like a douchebag, and he's not spinning spiderwebs like those "spiders exposed to mood altering substances" pictures.

>>81751260
Who here /could be spiderman/?

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>Does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16

So 16 is clean?

>>81753382
I cant restrict myself to PG-13, I believe in freedom

>>81753310
>spiders exposed to mood altering substances"
https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

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>>81753468

>>81752887
It means he can't act gay while wearing the costume unless he really is gay.

So basically no mocking gay people.

>>81752736
>Apparently you can't be fun unless you're a drunk junkie faggot who tortures people
/co/ has been sucking Frank Castle's dick for years.

>>81751260
>don't make him gay unless the comics do first

DELETE THIS BENDIS MIGHT BE LURKING

>>81754151
Whats up with Texas?

>>81751260
what are the asterisks? also is there a fuller version of this? it looks like part of a larger document

>>81753102
I bristled at "male," but since "Man" is right there in the name it's sort of a lost cause anyway

>>81754979
It is. There's another part of it that limits who could be Spider-Man.

>>81753468
As shitty as PalComix is I still feel obligated to request a source link for potential keks.

>>81751260
the wording on the gay thing seems to imply a situation where Peter is straight but Spider-Man is gay

>>81755321
I think they mean something like Peter being straight, but acting really camp in the costume to be funny. So basically, no Rawhide Kid situation.

>>81755321
I'm pretty sure it means that Fox can't make a gay Spider-Man, but if Marvel makes one first, they can use him.

>>81754319
>>81754151
The law is iffy here.
The age of consent is 17.
However,the minimum age is 14 with an age differential of 3 years. So those who are at least 14 years of age can legally have sex with those less than 3 years older.

>>81752696
of course he is

he kept a hamburger in his pants for like 2 months straight

>>81754151
I'm Mexican and those consent ages are bullshit
or maybe not, but I will not risk it

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>>81751260
But he did have sex before the age of 16

I like this. Is there more of these for other characters?

>>81756594
>implying laws apply to us

>>81756594
>Mexico
>A legal system
Nice try Senor

>>81753029
I assume that for pretty much everyone that isn't me.

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>>81751260
>Does sell/distribute illegal drugs
>tfw we will never get a comic about The Spider-Pusher

>>81756793
He didn't have sex. Sex was had. But he was not participating.

It's like, if someone else drives your car. But your car is your boipussy. It feels wrong, even if everything works afterwards.

>>81752696
>Kamala will never ever fuck with any character
I have mixed feelings about this one.

>>81754151
>13
>12
What kind of sick shit is this?

>>81757815
>central-america
Well there's your answer

>>81757621
>It's like, if someone else drives your car. But your car is your boipussy.
kek

>>81753382
>not homosexual
Bi master race wins again

>>81753805
You are groundbreakingly retarded.

>>81757759
Kamala is not for sexual

>>81753382
>smoke
>gay
>pain fetish
>curse like a sailor
>recovering alcoholic
>lost virginity at 15

I lost hard.

>>81753382

My occasionally use of fuck, shit, and "Mother fucking witch tits!" takes me out of the running.

So 30 year old Spiderman dating 16 year old MJ is okay?

>>81759069
Chronicle was full of shits and it was PG13. You can say fuck once a movie as long as you aren't referring to sex with it.

>>81754015
Bendis?

>>81755714
This. No OCDONUTSTEEL Spidergays.

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>Spider-Man is not gay
Based Marvel

>>81759576
No it says Spider-Man is not gay unles Marvel has shown his alter ego as Gay.

>>81752887
I WANNA FUG JAKE JACK SPIDEY