Homestuck

Dave/LE Rap battle tomorrow

>threads already complaining about the finale
Fucking babys

When is Act 7 going up?

reminder that gamzee is the horrorterrors
http://splickedylit.tumblr.com/post/142654970796/so-how-about-the-horrorterrors-theory-time

How many hours from now is midnight at the East Coast?

Time zones are confusing.

>>81745856
Midnight hopefully

>>81745824
people on 4chan complain about literally everything, including, as we see here, about others' complaints
maybe talk about something else sometime?

Even if it goes up midnight EST that's still more than six hours.

How dare you.
>>81745844

>>81745865
about 6 1/2 hours

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>>81745797
I am fucking ready.

>>81745856
4/13.

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>6 years of my life stolen by the terrible webcomic that's obviously gone to the shitter
>Can't help but feel horribly depressed that it's finally coming to an end.

>all 8 kids get to live and go to the new universe
>only 5 of the 12 trolls get to go to the new universe
It's sad knowing that once they step through the door the dead trolls will stop existing due to the dreambubbles being apart of the game and once the game is over so will the ghost of the dead trolls.

>>81745861
speaking of shitty theories, is bkew still up to his old tricks? has he done anything entertaining in the past year?

>>81745865
5 hours and 23 minutes

Do we even know if it's going to be a midnight release?

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>yfw somebody says "Caliborn" in the presence of Stupid Not Dead Sister

>>81745890
>>81745934
Wait which one is it.

>>81745918
I cry.

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I liked the pages where Dave accidently hit on Roxy a bunch

why was it so hot, guys
why

>>81745948
Nyx Lalyx

>>81745956
I live on the East Coast and I am looking at the clock it is in about 6 hours and 15 minutes

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what is the meaning of this page.

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982

>>81745960
Because its 'forbidden' even though they aren't really related.

>>81746011
Okay so then I'm gonna set my alarm 6 hours from now.

5:30 am, that's not too bad.

>>81745960
much like dave you want to fuck your mother

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Why does Lil Cal have light blue eyes?

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>>81745951

>>81746018
It means breath has nothing to do with freedom

god, i actually masturbated to homestuck characters last night. that must be the first time in like 3 years. i'm not taking this well

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>>81745960
Ecto-incest is the sweetest incest of all.

>>81746033
Say that to the deformed, retarded babies Roxy gives birth to.

>>81745900
I know that feeling, anon

>>81746046
HAHAHHA
You poor kid, You didn't even bag a mom with tits the size of your head you poor sould

>>81746018
John/Roxy

>>81746090
Why would a mom read a shitty webcomic?

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Remember when Karkat was a good character?

When did everything go so wrong?

>>81746056
To make it resemble Skaia

Guys, who are your endgame handholding pairings?

>>81746046
reposting again. it's a real mixed bag, I've seen some great racks on some cosplayers

>>81745932
he lost a $100 bet

>>81745960
>tfw this comic has incest

That's fucked up

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>>81746075
All the kids are gods, and regular genetics don't apply to them anyways.

>>81746054
nooooooooo
>>81746110
haha no god tier no useful power vantas

>>81746110
I've never understood why Karkat is portrayed as a total wimp.

He didn't reference having any trouble in the session.

>>81746144
Got any examples? Or is this a meme?

>>81746139
Karezi

Seriously, there HAS to be some more to their relationship. It feels so unresolved.

>>81746110
>Tried to 1v1 Lord English
I do, it was the last update

>>81746018
>It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life.

>Condy experimented on herself to get other castes' powers
>This includes Jadebloods
>She rises up again as a rainbow drinker
How would you react?

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>>81745918
Maybe they have their corpses on hand? I forget, didn't John give Vriska the wallet or something?

Kind of hoping they can have Jane bring them back. Feferi doesn't deserve nothingness.

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>>81746139
Already happened. Also TW: Lewd.

>>81746178
>got any examples
do you have any examples of a bad set of tits? For one we're discussing something subjective. And even then it's all going to be an argument of personal anecdotes.

>>81746110

Probably retcon?

Which is a shame because he's definitely in my top 3 favorite characters, the others being Caliborn/LE, and Equius.

>>81746190

Get a boner, and ask for a blowjob.

Oh, to tell of all the sleepless nights I had, dreaming of the bitch from Underworld gobbling my drumstick.

>>81746018
A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.

It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life.

The game presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of hand in the repertoire of an unseen riddler. His riddle is Absence itself. It is a mystery dispersing altogether, like the moon's faint reflection, with even one pebble of inquiry dropped in its black well. It is the most diabolical riddle of all.

this seems kind of meaningful and i have no idea what it means, but it somehow makes me kind of sad.

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>>81746199
>feferi creates an afterlife so that the countless characters who died don't actually stay dead
>never gets credit for it
>will probably be erased from existence anyways
THANKS HUSSIE

>>81745918
Karkat
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia (?)
Sollux (??)
Gamzee (???)
Vriska
Meenah
Tavros

I don't really count Gamzee but that still makes 8 trolls moving onto the new universe

>>81746147
hahahaha serves him right

>>81746075
All their kids will be formed via ectobiology

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>>81746160
Terezi is not a god tier but her fraymotiffs are some outright scary broken shit. Karkat has no excuse.

>>81745861
Problem: The Horrorterrors are being killed by Lord English

and as we all know: WICKED CLOWNS NEVER NEVER DIE

>>81746292
incest

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>>81746224

>>81746018
It's meant to sound deep and foreshadowy but it doesn't really mean anything

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Per request from last thread, a fast and shitty Caliborn. Zero points for catching the art reference. Anyway, I like the idea, so I think I'll go back and clean it up after I finish the other requests.

Next up, "that daverose".

>>81746299
Meenah and Tavros are dead idiot. Also I'm not sure about Sollux either.

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oh wow, remember when lusting after hussie was seen as a weird thing

>>81745918
So the difference between the kids winning an LE winning isn't too much if you think about it

>>81746319
Fuck, that's just remeinded me that we could've seen a Hope/Blood fraymotif with Karkat and Jake. We still have no fucking idea just what blood does, either in or out of combat.

>>81746319
>slick takes the opportunity to ride around on the staff

literally the best character in homestuck

>>81746359
>that reference

holy shit this is above and beyond

nice work, thanks!

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>>81746294
She's gonna survive though

>>81746319
I didn't get why Terezi was shown using all these amazing powers but with Kanaya they went out their way to show she can't do Fraymotifs or anything super powerful during the fight.

>>81746401
There's still multiple rings, it's retarded to assume that they won't come back to life

>>81746319
If Terezi could use fraymotifs how come Kanaya decided to just read and apply lipstick instead of helping her friends?

>>81746358
i personally think it's about a feeling most people feel, "is this really it?" feeling empty, without a meaning, wondering if you have a purpose.
and even though it is through the destruction of everything he has ever known, he does find the purpose he was longing for.

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>Seven more hours to go

I'm excited, I'm scared, I'm relieved, and I'm sad. This is the most convoluted grab-bag of emotions I have ever felt.

>>81746406
you mean right now?

>>81746110
>Act 5
>can beat imps and constructs easily
>Act 6
>cuckold
>post-retcon
>he struggles to even breath air

JUST

>>81746319
At the start Spades has the staff and Jack English has the crowbar. Then when it shows art of them clashing they've swapped weapons. Then when they've zoomed out they've flipped back again.

>>81746319
Reminder that this fraymotif COMBINED timelines, it didn't cause Dave and Terezi to pull off Zero Escape bullshit. That's the other one they do.

>>81746445
Do we even have time for Dirk and Jane to die after living through Caliborn's masterpiece?

>>81746451
because kanaya is legitimately useless

>>81746451
>>81746455

What's Kanaya's classpect again? I don't think she ever used her powers like ever. She mostly just chainsawed people.

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>Got diagnosed with terminal cancer a few months ago
>Said I only have a few months to live
>Get to see the ending to homestuck before I die

I made it

>>81745900
>>81746085
I can relate too.

I'm going to go weep into my pillow for a while.

>>81746445
If Feferi comes back to life and does a single thing of relative importance, I will be completely satisfied with the ending. Probably.

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>>81746433
He seemed more like he was confused by all the bullshit that just transpired, including getting a spare copy of his weapon out of nowhere.

>>81745894
why is Dirk's head so tiny relative his body

>>81746481
>beating imps
That's not a huge accomplishment
Fact it guys, he was never actually a badass

>>81746451
>>81746455
The answer is in the comic. We see Terezi using and honing her mind powers but Kanaya never touches whatever space powers she might have had.

>>81746503
sorry homestuck gave you cancer, bro.

>>81746503
You did it, anon

You did it

>>81746503
Say hi to God for me.

>>81746503
I'm happy for you Anon, I'm glad you're here with us.

>>81746503
I similarly have a very deadly medical procedure ahead of me.

Must be fate.

>>81746473
>Seven more hours

How did you get that

>>81745918

You very much misunderstand anon.

The dreambubbles/Furthest Ring is the top level existence in Homestuck. All universes exist as a small part within the Furthest Ring along with the dreambubbles. The game is the "real world" in Homestuck, universes are just a frog-sized reward for successful reproduction. Like an orgasm. The universe is a cumstain on the great bed of Paradox Space.

So no, dreambubbles won't disappear because some random session was successful.

They may disappear because Lord English blows them all up though.

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>>81746319
I just noticed. Why did Spades and Jack switch weapons?

>>81746018
The Karkat and Caliborn versions of this are even better.

>>81746525
What exactly did Dave and Dirk's fraymotif do?

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>>81746480
no? are you completely out of the loop or something?

>>81746503
See you at god tier motherfucker.

>>81746536
This, it's not really Kanaya's fault

But Jade literally has no excuse

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>>81746445
>still posting that shit
Don't worry, everyone dies except Jade.

>>81746445
>that subtle crossed out Dave just in the corner
Davefags are going to cry for days. John Egbert's anti-gay massacre is real.

>>81746570
if that's the case why don't we see all the ghosts of all the previous sessions. In fact where have you pulled any of this from.

>>81746499
Sylph of Space. Space just like Jade, who was advised against using her powers by Calliope.

>>81746445
>>81746495

The artist said they were all going to be crossed out, Hussie just cut it short when animating.

>>81746046
Perhaps the kind of babe who both a) likes to dress up/show off and b) has killer jugs can find better outlets that cosplay.

>>81746497
>http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982
She's useful as Rose's fuckpuppet.

>>81746503
Bye.

>>81746503
Make sure your HMO covers installing a quest bed in your hospital room.

>>81746567
I'm assuming, hoping, it'll be a midnight update like Collide.

>>81746595
Roxy will die a heroic death as she beats Dirk to death with her bare hands

>>81746503
Climb up your echeladder, and go lay on your quest bed.
We'll see you on the lilypad

>>81746056
Equius's influence. He's the most passive component of Lord English so he only influences comparatively-trivial factors.

>>81746594
>Jade is the sole survivor of all this bullshit
>Just says fuck it and goes to live on some tropical island in the new universe
>Alone
I could actually sort of dig it

>>81746578
lusting after hussie never stopped being weird, lad

More like 6 hours until everyone LOSES THEIR SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT THE UPDATE IS AT MIDNIGHT BUT YOU EXPECT IT ANYWAY.

>>81745918
>once they step through the door the dead trolls will stop existing due to the dreambubbles being apart of the game and once the game is over so will the ghost of the dead trolls
Uh, what. That's not how it works. All the universes we've seen, including Callope's, are "part of the game".

>>81746503
But you won't be able to see the ending for Part 8

Alright /hsg/ time to answer the serious questions.

If you got to fuck one troll, but in return had to take a minute of solid anal pounding from one of their horns, who do you pick?

>>81746574
I dunno but they briefly switch back in that fight. I wonder if that's an error on the artist's part.

Mass cult suicide when?

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>>81746594

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>>81746578
>Started smoking everyday because of shitzee

so much wasted potential. so much music and actual human jokes that's not HS autist bullshit down the drain. these people are not only annoying but dumb as shit too. or it might be bait. I can't really tell the difference.

>>81746598

Yeahhhhh. I don't think she ever did anything with her powers ever. So maybe she just likes getting physical?

>>81746503
See you in the Dream Bubbles, anon

>>81746683
right after the ending

>>81746676
>only 1 minute
Terezi easy next question

>>81746676
Feferi. She's my favorite, and her horns are the second least pointy (next to Karkat's).

>Eridan was originally cast as someone dangerous and genocidal, but those qualities were never illustrated and became easily dismissed as a joke as his whole character seemed to revolve around failed romantic aspirations for so long. But they came back, reminding us they were driving forces behind his profile. (His name, caligulasAquarium, was also tied to his various romantic obsessions, particularly the need for a rival, which is bound to the caliginous quadrant, another word for dark.) Ultimately his dreams of genocide were realized by being the one to destroy the orb, which appeared to always be his intent for “helping her” with it, making his preceding conversation with Kanaya much more detestably villainous than it seemed. In doing so, he destroyed hope for the species. This is his final interpretation of his role as the Prince of Hope. Not as one who fights for hope, but destroys it. He’s certainly the worst kind of bastard this story has to offer.

Reading this shit again is pretty great. For anyone interested: http://homestuckresources.tumblr.com/hussieformspring1

TL;DR:
>Eridan is the worst kind of bastard this story has to offer.

until his dancestor came along

>>81746655
maybe if you think of "weird" as a sort of objective universal trait that remains even after a thing has been totally normalized and made mundane
i guess

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Aranea did nothing wrong.

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>>81746531
alchemizing a neck that will consistently re-attach to his body required a slight re sizing of the head.

>>81746531
Being decapitated so often does strange things to a man

>>81746739
i want her to sit on my fucking face

GUYS

I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO

ITS THE LAST DAY SO I KNOW ITS SHORT NOTICE BUT BEING THE LAST DAY IS ALSO WHAT MAKES IT THE RIGHT TIME

/HSG/ SINGS "HOW DO I LIVE"

LET'S DO THIS

>>81746676
Nepeta

>>81746596

Uh, but we do?

You're aware the trolls' session is separate from the kids' one right?

The only reason we don't see any other characters is because without any shared memories people don't usually meet in there. And more practically, because Hussie isn't gonna bother doing a bunch of character designs for completely irrelevant characters.

if dubs then our prince eri comes back

>>81746734
>maybe if you think of "weird" as a sort of objective universal trait that remains even after a thing has been totally normalized and made mundane
damn, bro

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>>81746709
it might've been bait but the spinoffs were fun

>>81746110
>Then: Ambitious Leader who cares for his friends
>Now: Dave's girlfriend

When did everything go so wrong?

>>81746574
They also swapped who was attacking who. Dirk and Dave attacked English Jack and Terezi attacked Spades. But you see DD's attacking Spades who has a crowbar and Terezi attacking English Jack with his cane.

Foreshadowing, perhaps?

Actually, why did they attack Spades anyway?

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>>81746709
>offered a pack of marijuana cigarettes at homecoming

>>81745797
WAIT IVE BEEN GONE HAS IT BEEN CONFIRMED HAPPENING AT MIDNIGHT HERE FUCK

Remember when Vriska was going to try and win back Aradia's trust by gifting her the robot body? And how it was a huge deal when Equius delivered it instead.

Whatever happened with that? She never even ponders Aradia's existence after that point.

>>81746577
Sucked some soul out of Jack through time? Possibly multiple timelines all at once? I suppose the eventual effect is that it hurt like a complete bitch.

>>81746676
I want to say Aradia but those fucking horns. Terezi I can handle for a minute so her.

>>81746785
I know, he stole Jade's role

>>81746785
act 6

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>>81746596
>In fact where have you pulled any of this from.

If all sessions didn't exist in the furthest ring, how the hell could the meteor come from the remains of the troll session to the unrelated Alpha kid's session?

And Nanasprite explicitly referenced an afterlife like the dreambubbles. She died before she was ever in the game, so how could she have seen them if they're only a game construct that exists within the confines of sburb? And Charles Dutton wrote a book on the theory of Dreambubbles despite not being a player of the game.

>>81746590
>its not kanayas fault she never made an effort to learn her powers or buy a single fraymotif

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>>81746777
i mean, i'm not saying that's an invalid definition! people define nebulous traits like "weird" and "normal" in different ways, and it's sorta inevitable. it's just not the way i usually think about it.

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>>81746774
>Hussie isn't gonna bother doing a bunch of character designs for completely irrelevant characters
Well, you know, aside from the ones he already did.

>>81746732
he always was, which is why eri was always so funny

>>81746782
>>81746796
alright ok it was probably bait. or some 14 year old tumblrette trying to act cool but still. damn

>>81746829
dude she's a lesbian, she has no time to play the game. she just makes clothes and shit

>>81746596
Feferi convinced the Horroterrors to put them all together instead of mixing with all of the other dead. Makes enough sense to me.

>>81746848
Now this is shitposting
I applaud you anon

>>81746732
>Hussward bragging about ruining his own character and then throwing him away

Shameless.

>>81746319
Scrolling through this via the bar at the bottom and analysing the action frame-by-frame is fascinating shit. Lord Jack packs some serious wallop on the strength and speed frontier.

>>81746590
It's totally Kanaya's fault.

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Final battle spoilers

>>81746799
I don't think we really know the time for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised.

>>81746829
>>81746882
She got better shit to do

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>>81746789
>why did the kids attack a Jack
Because they've learned their lesson

>>81746883
OH SHIT

>>81746883
>think you've killed him
>the cloun pops out

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>>81746759
i want her to step on mine

>>81746806
Aradia beat the shit out of her, and Vriska came so much, due to being a masochist, that she had leaked enough jizz for Tavros to write the 8i8le, all the way up to Corinthians.

>>81746774
>Hussie isn't gonna bother doing a bunch of character designs for completely irrelevant characters.
Did you read the same Homestuck I did/

>>81746789
>Foreshadowing, perhaps?
or a complete fucking goof more than like

>>81746785
Don't forget.

>used to be fairly knowledgable in romantic matters
>fucked up so hard with Terezi that she was down with the clown
>now just a pointless side character

I wanted to see Karkat do something cool. Like that one time he actually outran Kanaya.

>>81746789
Slick wasn't going to let them fight Lord Jack without interfering anyway.

>>81746659

papers said they're aiming for a "midnight release".

>Act 6 is 49% of Homestuck
>EoA5 was 4.5 years ago
>This comic hasn't been good in several years
>it's finally getting the sweet release of death

>>81746732
I don't think he actually considered himself a destroyer of hope, and I think he genuinely meant to help Kanaya with the matriorb. His stupid obsessions and his fear of Noir got in the way of his otherwise good intentions.

why does everyone romantically involved with Dave turn to such shit

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>>81746759
I want her to smother me with her thighs

>>81746890
Like what? Enable Rose's bad behaviour?

>>81746806
Well she kind of fucked that up and there wasn't anything else to do about it.
Until Aradia meets her and beats the shit out of her.

>>81746829
honestly it's not anyone's fault if they fail at a game as shittily designed as sburb/sgrub. it's not just a difficult game, since difficult games can be plenty of fun if you have some patience. it's a totally unbalanced, easily broken game that requires you to waste time on obscure tedium rather than more obvious fun escapades and barely even hints that this is the case.

>>81746883
>>81746913
>SS becomes almost completely unkillable because his natural resilience is further enhanced by having a cloun inside of him

>there are people who unironically like Gamzee as a character and want him to be redeemed
If Gamzee doesn't end up with ANY comeuppance by the end of Homestuck, I'm going to be gravely disappointed.

>>81746977
That was the fucking author writing that you tard, he trumps your headcanon.

>>81746971
>papers
she wouldn't be privvy to this shit unless it was all her work
hussie didn't draw or write any part of act 7

>>81746985
Dave is Hussie's idealized self-insert, and Hussie is bemoaning the fact that he can't hold a relationship down.

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>>81746319

>>81746883
>fridge
>cyborg
>gamzee inside the fridge
it's like triple plot armor

>>81746977
>I don't think he actually considered himself a destroyer of hope, and I think he genuinely meant to help Kanaya with the matriorb.
That was Hussie, so word of God says Eridan was just looking to fuck over everyone

>>81746883
remember fridge John?

>>81746985
Jade stayed good though

>>81746851
i believe it was posted on fandom secrets, which was a livejournal community, so there's a decent likelihood it was a kid who sincerely wanted to be a druggie but didn't actually have access to drugs

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>>81747024
>hussie didn't draw or write any part of act 7

Are you fucking stupid?

>>81746883
>when he gets tired he can pull a snack from the fridge and instantly replenish his energy

they're doomed

>>81747012
I'm hoping Spades kills him.

Post the NONSEXUAL CUTEST cosplay pic you have.

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>>81746986
I just want to rest my head on them while she strokes my hair and rambles on and on about some dumb shit.

>>81747024
She said she didn't work on anything for Act 7 nor does she knows what it is.

>>81746985
Because Dave is shit

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>>81747012
i dont want him to be redeemed. i want him to Fucking Murder vriska.

>>81747060
we never got anything real of fridge John fucking vase Rose and it makes me sad

>>81747024

None of it is her work, but she is a What Pumpkin employee. She's not making shit up for giggles.

>>81747012
Eeeh, Gamzee has some weird shit going on. I'd at least like an explanation of his mental health so we know how much of his awful bullshit is him being manipulated and how much is him being genuinely awful. Then he can be judged.
Vriska, on the other hand...

>>81746883
i swear to god if hussie won't make this real im going to find him and kill him

>>81746991
>Dave and Kanaya enable rose
>It takes vriska, who doesn't even know what alcohol is, to fix her

>>81747114
>Vriska, on the other hand...

is one hot slunt and needs to be lovingly, tenderly, raped by Terezi.

>>81746806
It's really sad how ever since Hivebent trolls have lost any dimension to their character. Hussie should've done Hivebent as a self contained and separate story instead.

PM/WV is the endgame ship. They are going to make out at that volcano

>>81747114
I'm pretty sure Gamzee is just a fucking murderer. The only thing keeping him from murdering everyone beforehand was being high as fuck. He has absolutely no good traits.

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>>81747072
i always loved this

>>81746427
Blood is about "leadership" which obviously really means it's just about romantic relationships.

>>81747165
>It's really sad how ever since Hivebent trolls have lost any dimension to their character
The fuck is this stupid shit I'm reading

This is the dumbest post on the planet

>>81747182
>make out while it explodes
>callback to Dirk's head and Jake

would it be okay if i posted old fanart, comics, etc., while talking about unrelated topics? i'd love to share some of this old shit and multitasking is nice, but i don't want people to think i'm just avatarfagging for attention.

>>81746883
>knight of ice

>>81747182
PM is going to pull a terminator at that volcano

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>>81747097
BAHAHHAAHAHA

>>81747114
Gamzee doesn't have any personality aside from either being drugged or murderous.

>>81747146
This still bugs me. People gush about how good a relationship they have but Kanaya is too smitten with Rose to call her out and thus she just lets Rose do whatever.

But because "muh yuri" it's not gonna be portrayed as such.

Breath has something to do with friendship. John is the leader of the beta kids but constantly denies this saying he's just their friend. Meenah and Vriska try and get the ghost army up and running but fail only for tavros to get them running through talking to them.

>>81747192
this is too sexual

>>81747182
It's a huge LOTR reference. Jack will run up and snatch both the rings. He'll fall in and double prototype himself and fly back out into the spot of once again being the main villain.

>>81747182
that's all i ever wanted

>>81747182
Will WV ever put on the ring and fulfill the dream prophecy, or did Hussie forget about it?

>>81746883
Fridge of Snacks.

>>81746659
Yeah that's something I need to know. Do we have any sources about Act 7's release time?
I thought it was supposed to release /tomorrow/ at midnight.

>>81747237
No it's not

>>81747182
>mfw you see little black/white citizens in the kingdom of cantown

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>Spades died inconsequentially after all that

Wow, way to subvert my expectations.

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>>81746759
>>81746986
I want her to piss in my mouth and read my mind to know I like it.

>>81747076
also this

>>81747192
too cute.

>>81746883
>Gamze who let you get out of the fridge
>HE DID

>>81747235
breath is wind

wind is direction

john gave direction to his friends, tavros gave the direction to the ghost army

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>>81746359
God damn, I was just reading up on my William Blake and then this turns up in the thread?

Whoever requested this is on a wavelength here, there are a lot of parrallels with Caliborn, Urizen and Yaldabaoth in the comic.

>>81747226
bitch needs to die, breh

forever

>>81747290
>implying Spades is dead
Nigga survived a universe dying

>>81747244
How the hell can he prototype himself if, when he puts the ring on, his ring hand will disappear?

>>81747195
But surely it has to have some combat use? I'd like to think all the aspects do, but hey that's a wish long since trampled given the end is upon us in a few hours.

>>81747290
Die's voodoo doll is still a possibility until otherwise shown

>>81746433
>Ride around on
I thought he was just flipping the fuck out because he found himself with two copies of the cane

>>81747182
But will Dave and Jade

>inb4 spades slick becomes homestuck's mettaton

>>81747072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PKzrrkbP8

>>81747201
lots of people on HSG think characters changing over time, in any way at all, means they're being ruined. it was understandable earlier on, like in the immediate aftermath of the shooshpap scene, and the execution of character development was definitely clumsy and awful at times, but the actual changes really aren't that bad unless you want more samey content of the waifus you've built up in your head.

>>81747326
then the ring can never be taken off

>>81747192
Damn, she looks like a cartoon character

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>>81746991
I think they meant more like breeding two universes.

The futile search for a final frog that was never there occupied her entire time in the troll session, and Jade couldn't have done half her frog breeding without Kanaya's guidance.

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guys

I found a leaked act 7 scene

>>81747344
2 minutes of Act 7 is a dave/jade sex scene

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>yfw hussie lied about the act 7 update just so his website could crash

>>81747360
Not when they change in dumb ways that doesn't follow up on any foreshadowing.

>>81747371
She had lots of time after the fact.

>>81747322
At this point it will really hammer in how bad the retcon was.

>Vriska needed to be alive so that people won't be shit anymore
>Ok, that's done, she can die now

It would do nothing but further show that Hussie wrote himself into a corner, and needed a major asspull to fix his apathetic, miserable cast. Like God flooding the earth.

>>81747311
>direction
So it's about having goals, getting shit done, being pragmatic and productive in the real world like an adult?

So basically John's whole quest is to be more like Caliborn.

Wait a second where was Snowman at during the Felt v. Jake fight

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>>81747353
Canon bodytype, nice dedication on their part.

>>81747326
Why can't he just wear them on the same hand?

>>81747227
>People gush about how good a relationship they have but Kanaya is too smitten with Rose to call her out
But we saw her call her out in the retconned timeline.

It's just that it literally doesn't matter anymore because Vriska.

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>>81747373
DELETE THIS

http://strawpoll.me/7357075

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>>81747072
Shit trolls, cute gif.

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>>81747343
nah, at first he's totally riding on it while pretending to joust, then he stops and realizes that it makes no sense that he has two copies of the same weapon, then slows down and Jack English clocks him in the back of the head

Homestuck....2

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>Aradia will never not be paired with Sollux, who has literally no personality
>Artists will always draw Aradia with hispanic features despite her ancestors being chinese
Fuck.

Can someone help? What did the scenes of the [S] with edgy Calliope mean? Or was it Caliborn? They confused me. Last we had seen edgy Calliope, she left Jade to do something important. Then in Collide she's fighting some denizen? What's the purpose of it? And what's the place she arrives to after winning? What was that clock again? Why is there a second secret weapon like Vriska has? How does this relate to the main plots?

>>81747327
No, the name should tip you off that it doesn't. I mean, when has "blood" ever symbolized anything related to combat?

>>81747445
That was only after Vriska was there. Which is still bullshit and the comic's shark jumping point.

>>81747431
But he will have NO HANDS when prototyped.

>>81747407
>She had lots of time after the fact.
What, on the meteor? Nobody trained on the meteor, it was some sort of out of game downtime. Can you even buy a fraymotif on the meteor?

>>81747428
rtfc

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>>81747072
It's always Aradia

>they throw a ring into the volcano
>frog is shot up into skaia and makes the door
>they all walk through
>the end

Hussie defeats Lord English by not including him in the ending.

>>81747360
Dude there are people all over tumblr complaining about the post-retcon cast having lost its personality and acting in disturbingly OOC way. Don't act like this is just HSG being HSG.

>>81747407
like i said, the execution was sometimes awful, but the actual developments were never all that bad. unless you've got examples i've forgotten about?

>>81746574
They didn't so much swap weapons as swap selves. Dave and Dirk are still striking the Crowbar and Terezi the Cuestaff, but the Jacks are swapped.

>>81747208
do it, today is nostalgia day

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>>81747322
wHAT! You got mad cuz she interfered with your cootsie wootsie PBJ? Or was it that she held back a murderous psychopath who literally born with that shit in his blood?

>>81747469
japanese.

>>81747275
then why do i have a boner now? huh? explain that

>>81747478
>That was only after Vriska was there.
By "retconned timeline" I meant the timeline that got retconned, where Vriska was never there.

But hey I guess that accomplishment still counts because it's part of Kanaya's GREATER SELF :^)

>tfw no more fanart will be made
>tfw if some does get made it won't be what you want
It hurts

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>>81746883

>>81747420
Everyone should strive to be more like Caliborn.

>>81747526
Still isn't hispanic.

>>81747472
What? Dude that was Caliborn, do you not remember the whole part of him going from planet to planet in his session.

Edgy Calliope was in the flash floating in front of the Green Sun

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>>81747556
I know, fampai

>>81747526
damara speaks japanese terribly and her and the handmaids clothes are blatantly chinese

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>>81747453
>implying you can escape the Homestuck

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>>81746734
I doubt Hussie would agree

>>81747542
maybe I should just take like 3 sleep meds and read this tomorrow morning

>>81747570
Thanks, I did ask if it was Caliborn. What about all the other questions, now applied to Caliborn? why did hussie show that?

Would you guys have been less mad if Tavros had been the one to come back to life and fix everyone's problems through the power of friendleading?
Or would it have sucked just as much?

>>81747504
>like i said, the execution was sometimes awful, but the actual developments were never all that bad.
Rose becoming more and more of a pathetic waste of space and forgetting almost all of her previous characterization for "lesbians so cute <3"

Karkat never following up on his whole "he wants Terezi in every quadrant" and the whole argument with his future self about that.

Vriska not getting ANY KARMIC JUSTICE AT ALL.

Now the facts are in
http://strawpoll.me/7357091

>>81747472
>Why is there a second secret weapon like Vriska has?
It's the some one bro

>>81747479
do you not get how flipping your sprite turnways works? he'll have no right arm instead of no left arm. putting the ring on works as normal.

UPD8 CHECK SEREBII

>>81747523
no, you fuckin retard
im tired of seeing her. there isnt some gamzee-related reason i want her dead. i straight up dont like vriska

i also dont like calliope. both dead would be a+

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>>81747469
>>81747556
The Megidos weren't Japanese one of them just happened to land in Troll-Japan.

Classic spic out of water tale.

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>>81747469
HAHAHAHA WHO'S IN THE SHITTER NOW NEREVAR? Also you mean troll japanese. :^)

>>81746830
>Hearts Boxcars never boned up on dreamself ascension
cute

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>>81747588
I thought Japanese had those silk robes, too.

>>81747622
what if i think she's a redeemable bitch whore tho

>>81747554
>Spades slicks fuses with all the robots that we had seen in homestuck and goes solo with LE

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>>81747499
just because an opinion is popular doesn't mean it's right, though. there may be valid arguments i haven't seen yet, because i don't go on tumblr anymore, but all i've seen so far is the generic whining about "ooc" shit that happens when characters in any serial work change from what they were like at the very beginning.

>>81747625
So how does it go from Caliborn's grip to being hidden for Vriska to find? What does Caliborn do with it?

>>81747545
You don't see that at all in the pre retcon timeline.

>>81747606
The clock was his Heroic/Just clock. The chest was his JuJu chest which he uses to become LE. It's the same chest that Vriska has at a different time.

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>>81747476
>I mean, when has "blood" ever symbolized anything related to combat?
this is a jopke right

>>81747588
they are basically the same language why would chinese people have trouble with that

>>81747385
>that short
Boo

>>81746883
behold the power of my stand
[JACK FROST]

>>81747631
I think he means that with two rings he'll lose both arms, which isn't true.

>>81747678
Re-watch Caliborn's masterpiece, it's explicitly explained.

>>81747709
>Not 「JACK FROST」
One job.

>>81747638
wow that must really fuckin suck for you gringo

but guess what

she still had more character than shitzee

>>81747658
I never said that Aradia and Sollux shouldn't be together, I'm just sad that she has to be with someone who has literally no personality.
>>81747639
Regardless of how true that statement may or may not be, that doesn't make Aradia Troll-hispanic.

>>81747700
>they are basically the same language why would chinese people have trouble with that

i read this with my own eyes

act 6 lasted 4 years and 4 months
or 4 1/3 years

>>81747687
Yeah you did, it was the entire scene where Kanaya confronted Rose in Can Town that people in these threads always conveniently forget about. It was the only reason Rose woke up to the fact that she had a problem afterwards before the timeline got retconned and made all of that completely irrelevant.

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>>81747709
not bad

>>81747700
>they are basically the same language
????
what are you talking about

>>81747761
Lil Cal has more character than Gamzee.

They should both get killed.

>>81747731
>yfw there are people who deliberately skipped through caliborn's parts
>they might be in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>81747411
>Vriska needed to be alive so that people won't be shit anymore
It was a good unintentional Catfish reference, though
>Vince, relays a story of how when live cod were shipped to Asia from North America, the fish's inactivity in their tanks resulted in only mushy flesh reaching the destination. However, fishermen found that putting catfish in the tanks with the cod kept them active, and thus ensured the quality of the fish. Vince made an analogy of how there are people in everyone's lives who keep each other active, always on their toes and always thinking, suggesting that people should always be alert while socializing through the Internet.

loli hussie

>>81747709
>[JACK FROST]
absolute kek

>>81747639
Hussie said Aradia was directly based on little girls in Japanese horror movies. They're both Japanese, even if absurdly stereotyped in one instance.

>>81747708
Fuck you

>>81747614
>Vriska not getting ANY KARMIC JUSTICE AT ALL.

She did, and she learned lessons. It's just that it was always CONVENIENTLY FUCKING FORGOTTEN.

Oh, and don't forget Nepeta and Feferi becoming emoticon stage-props. Sure, there wasn't much character to begin with, but what the hell was that crap?

>>81747700
>they are basically the same language why would chinese people have trouble with that
oh anon!

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>>81746883
5 STAR GENERAL ELECTRIC

damn, I can't believe the end is coming.

What'll you do after it's ogre, /hsg/?

>>81747787
>waah Gamzee should get killed
>waah Vriska should get killed

Shut the fuck up, faggots. Do you know who needs to fucking die?

Karkat.

>>81747813
poor sweet sweet fefeta :(

>>81747803
hot

>>81746676
vriska desu. it would be worth it

>>81746986
I'd Araknead that like dough

>>81747823
thanks doc

>>81747428
shes fucking dead

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>>81747763
>I'm just sad that she has to be with someone who has literally no personality.

OH LAWWWWDDY. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN BEING EQUARA HATE ANON IS PRETTY OKAY

what are you gonna tell me now that mr horsedick had more personality?