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Can someone storytime Our Love is Real? 2016-04-12 15:24:43 Post No. 81735355
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Can someone storytime Our Love is Real? 2016-04-12 15:24:43 Post No. 81735355
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I hear it's utter shit. Is it?
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Sure, it's short enough.
I contemplated skipping the cover since you already posted it, but since my pic is in larger resolution, I chose to post it anyway.
And yeah, this is actually the cover. When I first saw it, the font made me think it's just some silly caption image that people post online.
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>>81735355
>bordered impact meme text on the cover
good start
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>>81735355
>>81735868
Wait, that's the actual cover? What the everloving shit?
Also, while Humphries is generally shit, I gotta say that Citizen Jack is surprisingly good
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>>81735963
reminder there's nothing wrong with fucking an animal if you're not hurting it
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>>81735868
Thanks for posting anon!
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>>81735355
>Our love is real story time
Oh better get my rage ready
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>>81735868
>sanders
Are you SURE this isnt a meme?
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Is this some sort of a social commentary
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I was convinced this was a webcomic
I had no fucking idea it was actually published, who in their right mind authorized this shit?
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As shit as this was, the ending always holds a special place in my heart.
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>>81736095
dafuq
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>>81736192
He's just making love to his canine girlfriend, what's so weird.
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rrrr
hrr hrhr
grrrr
urnf
why did marvel hire humphries
thanks for ruining the ultimates you stupid fuck
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>>81736261
>Why did Marvel and now DC hire Humphries?
>thanks for ruining Star-Lord you stupid fuck
ftfy
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To say it's without it's merits is wrong.
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>>81736371
The end
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>>81736351
Wut
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That was pointless.
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The fuck was that?
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>>81736148
It was only like 200 issues in its first run
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So medicore and not entirely as offensive as I expected. Nowhere near Crossed lol.
Thanks anon, it was a turd of a story, but thanks for storytiming it.
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>>81736305
Marvel got rid of him, and Starlord would've been ruined regardless. Things aren't going to get better now that he's gone.
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>>81736416
What was the last comic that you read which wasn't pointless?
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>>81736530
Green Arrow.
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>>81736556
What was the point of that?
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>>81736622
On the arrows, mostly.
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>>81736650
In that case, you should actually read this comic before commenting on it.
Crystals are pointy.
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>$3.99
>B&W
How is this allowed?
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Huh. Not bad desu. Seems like something that would've been a Black Mirror episode.
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>>81736114
No anon, he le literally wants to fuck dogs XD!This is what /co/ actually believes
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>>81736317
>>81736334
>my sexual fetish justifies murder
What shit story, I know how it ends and I still get mad when reading it
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>This is the man who is going to write Green Lantern
What have we done to deserve this
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>>81736177
I can't believe I'm reading this...
Is Jok making dog noises as he talks?
Why didn't he tell the trap mineral sexual that she was
>making him diamonds?
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Jeez this was bad... I can't tell if this was a parody, a fantasy, or a glimpse of the future ahead.
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>>81736114
sliding scales. its conservatives vs homos but now conservatives are dog fuckers and homos are crystal fags. its about how "normal" is only defined by society and there is no normalcy(which is wrong because while normal has a lot of wiggle room there are still things that have physiological effect on us)
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Pretty good commentary on how orientation labels are bullshit and it all doesn't matter. This should be posted in every "Am I gay/bi/trans?" thread newfags post on /lgbt/
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>>81736353
this. its not a good story but we are all entertained, its like one of those luna brothers works(and many other such things).
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>>81736841
It's a reprint of an indy version of the comic I think.
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>>81737450
I thought it was a commentary on how some people believe that gay will "spread" if people are exposed to it.
and then it ends with crystal fucker turning dog fucker into a crystal, thus forcing his sexual preference on him and ruining the message completely?
really, who knows with the comic. it's a mess.
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>>81737644
I saw it more as the old "state attack dog falls for the punk rocker" type story. also if it had only been about gay spreading than the cop would not be a dog fucker.
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>>81736197
>dog fucker
>concerned with whether or not kissing a dude makes him gay
this is actually pretty funny. fucking terrible, probably worse than Glitter Kiss, but funny.
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>>81736079
>-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
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>>81737726
>also if it had only been about gay spreading than the cop would not be a dog fucker.
I thought it was a future based off that stupid slippery slope argument. "well is we allow gay to marry, what's next, people marrying lamps? dogs?"
I was never able to make up my mind if this comic was an LGBT comic that was completely shitty at getting its message across for a heavy handed anti-gay comic
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I always laugh when I read this story
I think it's because the rage that people get from it that makes me laugh harder
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>>81737772
I like the part where the other cops are acting like little kids in a playground and teasing Jok about talking with a girl, implying that heterosexuality is seen as some kind of abnormality in the society this comic depicts.
>>81737847
>I was never able to make up my mind if this comic was an LGBT comic that was completely shitty at getting its message across for a heavy handed anti-gay comic
Yeah, that's basically how I feel. It's a strange little story and I can't tell what the message was supposed to be. Or if the writer was simply having a laugh, and it was just some odd futuristic stuff happening without an intended message.
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>>81735355
It's only shit to the people who fancy themselves part of the LGBTQA9_A%F8FG$IUJSSJW=BBQ movement and get triggered by it.
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>>81736868
Its less that he wants to fuck dogs, and more that he uses it as an analogy for lgbt issues.
Besides, Dogfucker is just too good a nickname to not use.
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We forget about a very important part of the story.
What happened to Chyna?
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>>81735355
Our Love is Real is the only Humphries comic I like.
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It reads exactly like early Mark Millar. I know I should hate it. But I read it every time.
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>>81738960
I was thinking about this as well.
Poor dog.
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>>81739874
I really hope that someone took care of poor Chyna. Humphries shold write a one page sequel, where Chyna is shown happy with the new owner.
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WHY
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Homophobic edgelord webcomic. The moral of the story is that gay marriage is a slippery slope to bestiality and Steven Universe fandom.
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>>81742573
No I think the point is how ridiculous things have becoming with people's obsession with their genitals and where they go. The slippery slope is a valid argument when we're watching it happen. The gay people got a lot of attention and praise so now everyone with whatever weird sexual fetish they have is looking to get the same attention and praise for their genitals too.
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>>81740965
> oh hey a new Jontorn video
> it's just him doing a rant against Blizzard
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>>81735355
It's title is in the meme font
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>>81736904
Yeah, what exactly was even being said here?
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>>81736384
I was told their would be dog fucking.
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>>81735355
I have no idea why people don't like Dogfucker aka OLIR. I think it's fucking hilarious. Well, the first half is; it gets boring in the end, since all the writer really had was that one joke.
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This wasn't bad, even though it doesn't make a lot of sense. Humphries isn't bad when writing meme comics, which is exactly what he is doing with Citizen Jack; writing a political satire with toilet humor instead of well thought out points. He should be kept off serious books though.
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>I read this story as a "how-to" manual and now I'm angry that it doesn't give me a logical "how-to"
stop reading comics this way /co/
>>81745082
I like you
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honestly the comic was interesting , and i'd like to see more abou the world and the conflicts between the factions and shit.
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>>81735355
It's not so much shit as insane. As such, I'd say it's actually pretty good.
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>>81735355
It's No. 1 in my top 5 worst comics ever made, beating out Unfunnies, The Deal, Moon Over June and that Sonic thing which I have mercifully blotted out of my memory.
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>>81736023
>bitchmaker
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>>81747971
>Sonic thing
Tails Gets Trolled or Sonichu? Because both are avant-garde masterpieces.
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What's even the point of it?
Does it satirize the protests for sexual rights?
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>>81748224
The fact that no one can tell whether it takes left or right wing point of view is what makes it so funny. Everybody just sees the point of view they disagree with and get mad at it.
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>>81736435
Bullshit, just checked, and there was only this one issue, came out in 2011
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>>81736235
That's a right hand where there should be a left hand
>>81736334
Is there even a single dialog in this story that isn't cringey?
>>81736384
>File under: OMG / WTF
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>>81749861
>That's a right hand where there should be a left hand
Not only that but it is consistently the wrong hand in both panels.
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