Homestuck Thread

kind of don't want to leave now

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Hey /co/, your favorite character is shit!

>>81727559
Man. Putting people in houses is so passe now.

>>81727559
which clique do you join /hsg?

UPDATE

>>81727596
that's true

>7 years into the comic we arrive at the very day before 4/13, the finale, the end of all things
>Thread is dead as a doorknob
I knew that you guys had given up, but I didn't expect Homestuck to go out this pathetically. With a whimper, and not a bang.

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Jasprosesprite^2 is your favorite character.

>>81727559
so fucking ugly, why did they even put this out.

>>81727604
i mean i'm a hufflepuff through and through, but i'd rather spend time with those ravenclaws desu

>>81727620
We're tired. We're all very, very tired. Let us die.

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>>81727620
>Thread is dead as a doorknob

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>>81727620
Did you miss the previous 4 1000 post threads? It's 3 in the morning, dunkass.

Speaking of which where is our 3am poster

>>81727620
even the hsg of old tended to slow down by 3AM, calm down

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Aranea did nothing wrong.

>>81727559
Dirk = slytherin
Roxy = Hufflepuff
Jake = Griffindor
Jane = Griffindor

>>81727620
>Thread is dead
It just started, anon

>>81727653
dead
multiple sclerosis

is it less than 24 hours now?

>>81727672
She failed her fucking plan is what she did wrong

>>81727608
Implying I haven't been running MSPA notifier checking in 1 minute intervals for the last 3 years.

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Mods are asleep, post araa.

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>16 posts
>no Nep
Let's fix this grievous mistake

>>81727633
gryffindor here, would join the gryffindor group
hufflepuff is close, but gamzee makes it for me

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Post bingo sheets

>>81727697
Maybe. We don't know what time it's going up.

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>>81727701

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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
THIS IS IT YOU GUYS, WE ARE THE SELECT FEW THAT WILL WITNESS THE END OF HOMESTUCK
Unless something tragic happens within the next 24 hours

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>>81727701
Ara ara~

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>>81727720

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>>81727727
THE END IS FUCKING NIGH

>>81727688
you got roxy and jake switched

Anyone have links to the Collide update thread/s? Thanks.

>>81727620
honestly the last 8 upd8s being hugs that hussie didnt even write killed all my hype

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Who remembers chefkat? I remember chefkat.

i wish gamzee was real so i could murder him

>>81727672
kek

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Homestuck is almost over
quickly, post your rarest eris

>>81727653
>It's 3 where I live so it must be uniformly all 3 at all times relative to mine
>Americlaps.jpg
And coming from Homestuck peeps that's real sad. You cannot even keep track of non-linear non-time travel related time biz? If I was future me replying to you from the future you'd be done for.

>>81727653
>>81727660
And that's not true at all, old old HSG used to have a meme called 3 AM Gamzee. Cause they were still busy back then.

We're all going to stop existing once Homestuck ends right

>>81727738
>THE END IS FUCKING NEIGH
ftfy, no thanks needed bro.

>>81727758
he was great, karkat mod too
fuuck, i'm getting sad about hsg not existing anymore again
someone hold me

>>81727804
There's still the vidya gaem

>>81727746
I say blame Toby, he's been too influenced by the likes of Undertale and Korra.

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Never

>>81727833
Oh wow, I do.

Remember Ikachan

>>81727804
god I hope so

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>>81727804
>The MSPA forums are gone now
>2009 was 700 years ago
It hurts

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Aradia will always be the cutest girl.

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>>81727804
Yes anon. Don't worry though, phasing out of existence only hurts a little bit.

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>>81727834
forget

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>>81727804
>post yfw we were the consorts of a doomed timeline all long and it all ends soon

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>hussie will never write a kanaya log again
k-kill me

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>>81727799
This isn't even rare, it's an uncommon at best.
What was that fucking website that had this on it, I can't remember if it was some hsg website or whatever.

>>81727789
me too.
>>81727804
Idk. It up to the fandom if they want to live after the media ends.
Look at invader zim, that fandom is still alive.

>>81727720
It'll probably be midnight.
But that's 5am for me so I guess I'll just wake up early like I did for eoa6.

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>>81727860
chefkat

>>81727802
i remember 3AM gamzee, dude. the threads were still active at that time of night, but they weren't roaring like they were from 8PM-1AM. people with jobs tend to go to sleep before now.

also we're really not posting all that slowly right now considering how hsg has been dead for ages. sure, it's not as fast as back in 2012, but what do you want from us?

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>>81727862
It hurts so bad. She was my patron troll and I genuinely liked her. She just... stopped being a person.

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>>81727799
I only have commons because I'm too busy not collecting rare Eris.

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best character development:

-Best-
Vriska
Karkat
Jane
Calliope
Jake
Meenah
Jade
(Tavros)
Kanaya
Rose
Caliborn
Dirk
Terezi
John
Roxy
Dave
-Worst-

>>81727902
is moomins even good?

whats with all the gamzee hate?
or kismesisstude

>>81727843
>The MSPA forums are gone now
Good. My teenage autism is wiped forever.
No more shitty fanart linked to me.

>>81727902
Nya. We are cats now.

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Never forget delicious dinners.

You know I feel like their victory could have been achieved far more easily if everyone bothered to train during the 3 year trip instead of having literal gay sex

it's like they got God Tier and then said fuck it we're good

>>81727902
Funny how Temmie is probably the most well known artist on the team but has the worst style.

>>81727742
Roxy seems more loyal than Jake though.

>>81727918
i'm fucking pissed, everyone hosted their links to their sburb tabletop rpgs there, and i wanted to start a sburb game with friends after the end of homestuck when we have the most information possible about classpect/game mechanics bullshit

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i still remember my first kanaya

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>>81727907
>-Best-
>Vriska

Are we counting before or after Hussie threw her development out for no goddamn reason, multiple fucking times?

come down to the 'homestuck is fucking over' pity orgy, rsvp

>>81727841
always

>>81727897
I don't know, I guess I just invisioned years ago that when the very end of Homestuck arrived, there'd be a sticky and hundreds of posters would pour in with 1000+ posts flooding the board and it'd be insane.
By comparison this is very tame and uneventful. It just doesn't FEEL like the ending you know? The fans are kinda letting me down by pulling Hussies favorite trick, an Anti-climax. Maybe I set my expectations too high but even so...

>>81727941
I love you anon

>>81727916
cloun a shit

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>>81727937
>>81727939
bless your hearts

>>81727728
grubsauce please

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>>81727945
shes also much braver and assertive

>>81727914
yes

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>>81727841

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>>81727973
It's not me you should thank.

>>81727902
i cant help but see that line on roxys face as a mouth

>>81727902
The fraymotif thumbnails have mouths, i think. Why the fuck do none of them have mouths here?

Since Homestuck is going to die soon, let throw a party.

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>>81727939

>>81727972
There are still 1000+ threads. There were like 3 threads after eoa6 that were 1500+

>>81727983
>That pic
You know damn well I have to fap to that again now, right?

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Another Kanayachef

>>81727862
Is that a dude?

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>>81728022

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Reminder that Space players were useless as fuck and were absolutely no help during Collide

>>81728022
how would we celebrate?

>>81727960
Vancouver meet up when

If Homestuck ends with a download link for SBURB, i’m making all of you be on my team

>>81728003
How do you think Metastuck HSG, tumblr and DA reacted to their Pal MSPAF dying a Heroic death?

>>81728022
You mean like some kind of corpse party for the deceased? Don't they call that a "Funeral"?

>>81728052
pot brownies?

>>81727907
>best
>vriska
>karkat

stopped reading

>>81727935
I like the idea that you have to strife regularly with your lusus because its a dumb fucking animal.

>>81728070
You want us to get ban?

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>>81728022
Let's celebrate the death of HSG.

>>81728070
Only if someone ejaculates in them beforehand

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>>81728094
Can we celebrate with Metastuck pictures

>>81728070
sounds good

>>81728100
/k plz go

>>81728057
How should we communicate with each other? Maybe he will upload a pesterchum link too?

>>81728070
Holy shit Stabs, you're alive

what ever happened to Cuntpi and your cat?

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The death of homestuck, ha. Does that mean this guy will die too?

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>Jade as tall as Kanaya

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like homestuck ending doesnt feel like a big deal until you realise that means you'll never see best girl again
>>81728034
https://www.google.ps/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisnh66xsnYhQnfiHSs_1UPzys60LYpJHcDxDmizAAmD-JMdtsZ01GA1YeDWqq3lo0J_1vKJ3f1uAOIdFQYprrUuuCkC-mWr7SaaAoS5htPLvQQ8rcFrUVp0YUBMuSMlX79u51nPeGLFXHkoIPeR84-FwBM3hn0q3_1FlCT2S-HPoIbwK4tZg7Q5v5l-3ar8NXiQOoFAyy3rNkJMxLInD3BOG_11Sk10tmxAUJ-2w1qucX0RpfcJUqSQT46R-kHqWyty9aTuep0DX8uayiD_18PntwEBtOpjgC7zUHN2-DY8AMjGQ7QgaEvM6TZ2mHB3Tx98eLbK15SNKP-1xZGVU4KaPBL6OudFZ8rlRu8xUfZoNZIJveoaP6YVewvrfCDGwwiSsp0htvbT_1r1tf-1DAJbTlc5tl-8AMJ-BQR7oanialgTI_1BRc_1QyqXnGPrcO-8p-q9f1qmV0dbDa41AG6cyZ-Q51p5_1-PcDdxFj7ZIreN38N6JFpz98dzqYTWcjl6W6xy8Qw5ou_13C8qltUkT9Iq9jUqzuGkH5AywFY0kRyQ-guRaJd8T8JjYLhvwd12fIQVhr1InXiKFqYpwPcGiC4lY8gPyN6tZYW11vBPBa3gHeDnHT3Cf_1aDngi6wDYG5sAMbravb7Mj5VMxqc-Q_1vUqU0JcwL9Zwn3969tsPobvULsonpllzU0RK3btJW6YjD8PVOOvkN46sYinqhfGjJy6Oz1e7WQC6cW4VoL93CAwQ9JkESL3ReNszvdQ7aGoLYwgYJqa5G9EQ3zKnlptX_1cKatbXTdXMR22knTzx364zY0l2POz41Tt9colKziJ1dWfVcbtPcZlT2S3qjtAGQhHw96IlBvRqs1_1zBLBsdE72mlNcD4lYPJo_1ZIq3_1vPiCPEs81mchI2_1fW_1pJIRA4F3qL0EGU_1apcHRi_1NSC_1JBw8I-BlbJT1fBlZ5vpeLQ7KgQUWEUD1CSsjypU4K8SXZbwOqho-Bw0ny-46TFNyAZkYVAGhFU39-Y_1b5kYPBTYMML7DFCguNt4C_1ycF86DKTA3N6l4Wr0CwadXzymPuOQd8XAkYyy_1ylww1bu7WHi_1ciLm0ilzi5-K0tqxGWSn9V-d07_1gqVPiBttMoI_1Yu7PznFl1_1mkSaJf3eoLqdtTuNKbKR-r4A-TnH6D0fJ552uY0zf2xxRXAX6lR9hWEUPvQWlwgmEZxxwm1ALZtFiEQYe-FuGBMYIIJGbCqe7aKBd-fd9x4-U3wmJj6MwPR99C6np-m70iLbaeNx0FVvE3RKm8yE2b6klWZ_1Q4iIomPRZxEI1YlMdOMJrOs0PM3_1SC1AYtPVJtQwG3hFitAHsUK9saLhqjpK0Di7_1cZNtvRIXp6zGqcb9fBPCvz6haY3vCx98mYr9RtDVNlQjXdtyhhLC1LFC5FDakob6qpfEjFfzEGBrwflUY_14BYXoQqh0Ooe6tvstW4Eh1KOezV_1dPVC7JKXcOFmWsot9gPtGByC6fR4zuFnhrtLxIbQ google thinks it is
i dont

>>81728117
holy shit

just kidding I'm not dead yet

some anon asked me to analyze their six player session and i did so. if you ask nicely i will analyze your sessions (no more than 12 people, and a 12 person will probably take me about two-three hours since they get exponentially more complicated).

anyway here you go a treat from me to you i hope you guys enjoy BULLSHIT THEORIES.

http://classpectanon.tumblr.com/post/142674714376/lets-say-a-knight-of-hope-drags-a-seer-of-doom

>>81728057
id be honored to fight by your sides

if you were about to enter a session of sburb, and you had access to spongefan's corpse, would you prototype him?

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>>81728117
You fucking know it.

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>>81728144
Christ dude, you couldn't have shortened that shit?

>>81727972
a lot of people left the fandom (including people who continued to visit hsg before it got banned), and understandably so

>>81728117
This is the best thing Ive seen.

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>>81728144
Fuck yes.

Remember when the Homestuck fandom was at such a fervor that even Metastuck got cosplay? Fucking incredible.

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>>81728168
i actually wanted to link a cap of the results but 4chan thought that was more spammy than the google link
the best option wouldve been saying gris instead of google but w/e

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I think I might be out :(

>>81727907
only if by "vriska" you mean (vriska)
god i wish there was a chance of act 7 including more (vriska), but there's so much other shit to tie up that it's pretty much guaranteed not to happen

>>81728144
Why the fuck is that in arabic

egghead was annoying as fuck

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>>81728194

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These fucks should just go ahead and open the door instead of fucking around and celebrating

Lest they be reminded of the last time they didn't claim their prize fast enough

>>81728018
It's an edit, you numpty.

when homestuck is ending in two days and you have to come to terms with the fact that eridan is literally never speaking again

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>>81728204
Did you get them from my HSG MEGA folder because I know I had way too fucking many of them in there

>>81728215
That guy was fucking nauseating

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YOU FUCKS I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS BUT I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT

FUCKING TIDALSTUCK
OR TSUNAMISTUCK WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL IT

>>81727559
>No darkies
Are you sure Tumblr made this?

>>81728216
is that sakuracon

>>81728231
i'm in the process of rereading homestuck, and i must say i much prefer hsg's eri anyway

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>>81728215
>>81728238
is this egghead?

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>>81728231
There's still time anon. don't count our prince out just yet.

>>81728238
No man, I built this collection myself, but if you have any I didn't post please share them. I want them all.

>>81728206
Why did the artist give him a vagina?

>>81728280
You're new to homestuck, aren't you?

>>81728242
OH SHIT

SECRETARIES

Is there a good torrent or list of downloads for the whole discography? I remember a really good download that had beta tracks and other ones not used in the comic floating about.

>>81727549
With a bit luck the ending will leave us like the Evangelion fanbase. Then the ride will never end

what if to celebrate the end of homestuck we collaborated with /x/ to make magic less fake than before

>>81728294
Not really, I understand the tentadick thing.

>>81728280
Almost ever artist draw the trolls with vagina.

>>81727871

From last thread, if you or anyone could explain these guys with 3 words each, how would characterize them?

Thinking about doing a thing.

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ITT: Seemingly important things that ended up not being important at all

>>81728271
now we need a pic of Hussie pulling the plug

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Chefkat was fun

Anyone got any of the old McCrocker posts

>>81728309
Bulge and nook. And seedflaps.

>>81728311
Why?

>>81728057
You have my SORD.....

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>one day left before we're free

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Hi guys it's handia.

>>81728309
>>81728331
The trolls are hermaphrodite.

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>>81728314
dont

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>>81728348

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>>81728273
I never had the patience for them but I saved all the ones I saw out of respect for their dedication

https://mega.nz/#!SVtUCYqJ!EDZgQUiZI7QTVfbU0NAaJDqoLTOKw8L4R0ugyJcWqDk

I don't know if there's more than you had, but here's my whole HSG screencap folder. Go nuts.

>>81728353
Is this canon or fanon?

Karkat needs to get in balloons with that goddamn Leprechaun, tie him to his back and wrestle LE to death. Hussie, take this idea back in your time machine, you motherfucker. Don't let Karkat's dignity stay dead!

>>81727972
Homestuck died, anon. If it had ended back in 2012, or maybe even 2013, that would have happened. But now? No.

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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
LESS THAN 24 HOURS REMAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85BjHBoHoxE

>>81728348
HELLO HANDIA
MISSED YOU

I'm still pissed she didn't get at least a shout-out from Hussie. She's one of the most famous fantrolls after all

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>>81728314
Don't.


Hey everyone, post something you've personally made that's related to HSG/Homestuck

>>81728372
Completely fanon.
Trolls are actually all male. A female troll is a Mother Grub.

>>81728361
Never.

You're gonna pay your respects, damnit

>>81728415
So karkat not have vagina

>>81728414
http://classpectanon.tumblr.com/post/142674714376/lets-say-a-knight-of-hope-drags-a-seer-of-doom

>>81728384
How many hours? Fuck Burger time. I need it GMT or relative.

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>In this picture I am very sick and in the Hospital and my Homestuck Fantroll Handia is the doctor. To treat my illness I have Crystal IV in my neck and hand which are causing my Hands to grow large as a permanent Side effect which you can see in the drawing. And Handia also had this treatment before which you can see becaue of her nice, long Hands but now she is cured, Well I am too sick to eat in the Hospital here so i have a Nasogastric tube that goes from my nose into my stomache, And Handia is using the syringe to delever food to my stomach so that I don't get sicker and I am crying because the Tube hurts and it feels uncomfortble and because Im embarrased

>>81728429
No, karkat not have vagina.
How else can he contribute his fluid to the incestuous slurry?

>>81728242
I remember this

>>81728348
I still don't know why the crystals.

>>81728414
Do I gotta? No, I'm going to stick to my promise and only tell all on the last day.

>>81728372
its implied that one way or another they are, as it does not matter what genders they are they can procreate anyways

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>>81728414
I made this, and I've seen it around various places over the years.

>>81728314
literally nothing
most of them did nothing but take up space
the only people who ever did anything were the drawfags: angel, kokoro, wateven, etc, and the writefags: waifuanon, shitfaced anon, eisenhower, chief, etc.

you shouldnt concern yourself with the useless trips

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>>81728414

>>81728445
He could release his cherry pussy juice.

>>81728459
Did you make any SMUT?

>>81728429
Why do some have tits?

Actually, wasn't that covered? Aren't they venom sacks or something?

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>>81728384
..wait is this shot really ending?
Did my teenage years of reading this, leaving because it was too fucking long, coming back due to relapse, and leaving again finally coming to a conclusion?

>>81728315
He was there to hide the fact that bec noir was in the lotus capsule. He was the red herring to it being active.

>>81728477
Yup.

>>81728441
Is this supposed to be funny because holy shit my sides

>>81728462
So if Karkat has girly bits, does that mean Dave isn't actually a faggot now?

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>>81728414
I've never created anything artistic ever, sorry

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>>81728368
who doesn't like pizza though

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>>81728348
This fandom was fucking incredible for hilariously horrible things. Pic related.

>>81728468
You did good.

>>81728459
This is the last day, in a way. See you in 23.5+ hours.

>>81728511
Draw us an Eri in MS Paint right now

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>>81728468
I also posted this on Yahoo answers years ago because I was bored and didn't expect anyone to find it. Some time later someone found it and posted it on Tumblr.

>>81728414
I mostly just wrote smut

>>81728514
Which Homestuck has the worst taste in pizza toppings?

>>81728481
Paradox Space has Tavros's face peel like an orange upon catching sight of some buckets, and turning into a disgusting flower mushroom that spews brown piss all over the floor.

Imo, trolls are all sexually male, but that doesn't mean they've got penises. They don't need penises, their sexual fluids are collected by giant repobugs. They probably have like, teats or something. They milk each other into buckets.

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>>81728414

>>81728510
karkat has boy bits too, fanon that males have tentabulgdes , hence that red, gloppy thing between his legs in that art
so its only half gay i guess
then again anyone would succumb to boipussy

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>>81728501
>In this picture, I am in the Hospital with sickness and I am being treated with Crystals to heal my disease which a side effect is that my Hands are growing long and large with long bony fingers. I am being trated with Crystal IV in my hand and through the Central line in my neck with green and blue crystal solutions and as well I have the Pulse oximiter on my finger and the EKG leads on my chest to show my heart rate and oxygen on the Moniter, As well as the mask to deliver Crystal air to my lungs and the catehter. Finally, Handia who is the doctor in the Hospital is going to give me an Injection of pink crystal solution as the final treatment for my illness, And I am crying because I am sick and I do not want my hands to grow any more. Handia has her Hand symbol on her doctors coat and she is wearing nice Blue nitrile gloves on her fairly long hands

>>81728534
Then post it. You put in effort and made something and that's worth a lot.

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>>81728528
>implying there was ever a safe word

post what will be the last song in homestuck

>>81728575
PENUMBRA PHANTASM OR RIOT

>>81728551
i wonder what happened to DocScratchAnon

I don't mind davekat if it wasn't endgame.

>>81728414
i did a couple shitty drawings a computer ago, can't be assed to see if they're on the backup though

>>81728575
Alternia tee bee aitch

>>81728575
alternia

>>81728575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwick_Ii2c

>>81728598
As long as Karkat gets to fuck LE up, he can fuck whoever he wants.

He's gotta prove himself first though.

>>81727559
>anyone but the sidest of side characters going into Hufflepuff

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>>81728598

>>81728551
>second panel isnt lord english

>>81728572
holy shit, i am so glad to see this again
thank you

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>>81728585
Which one? I used to do a lot of shitposts as Scratch, during the era where we had him creeping it up with Rose.

Such soft, warm little gloved fingers, gently across the nape of your neck.

Only the best for my guests.

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>>81728575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-LPPdHEyA
The games... will never stop...

>>81728616
For some reason this reminds me of the credits theme for Pokemon GSC.

>>81728528
Someone please write a smut fic of someone gradually transforming into Kanaya

>>81728575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k8zCRNxa7k

>>81728609
>>81728611
>>81728616
Alterniamind

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>>81728625

>>81728631
in a perfect world

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>>81728524
Look at what you made me create anon, 5 minutes of my life wasted. I can't draw for shit. I can model a lil bit though.

>>81728635
You're now gradually transforming into the main troll corresponding to your zodiac sign.
How do you feel about this?

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>>81728630
no i mean the guy who used to take random pics in the thread and turn them into Doc Scratch

Karkat

Worst Beta Human:
Jade, Post-Retcon Rose

Worst Alpha Human:
Jane

Worst Patron Trolls:
Karkat, Vriska

Worst Pre-Retcon characters:
Karkat, Vriska

Legit cucks:
Pre--retcon Karkat, Pre-retcon Vriska

>>81728575
THISSSS >>81728584

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>>81728414
Someone asked for a pregnant Jade, so I drew it

Nowhere did they specify that it had to be a good pregnant Jade

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>>81728609
>>81728611
>>81728616
Overrated

>>81728631
A visionary and god could hope a prophet

>>81728655
I love it, anon.

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>>81728657
>I Turn Into Kanaya

This Is A Load Of Shit And You Know It

I Dont Care How Giant My Bulge Is

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>>81728571
http://pastebin.com/u/chief
oh and some edits

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>>81728663
He was cool.

>>81728688
It could be worse.
You could be turning into Karkat.

>>81728631
I will only accept that or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClhUae7DMs

>>81728657
I'm basically Tavros already, except I'll never amass an army

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i wish hussie would dedicate ~2,000 more words to (vriska), just enough so i could contently let go

actually, does anyone know of any fan content involving (vriska)? or was the fandom already dead by the time she showed up?

>>81728633

i can sort of hear this, the chord progression is similar

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>>81728691

>>81728657
>Aradia
Oh well. Can't really complain I guess.

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>>81728663
Oh! I remember that guy, yeah. Nah I just did greentext smut.

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>>81728657
my interior becomes my exterior basically
so not much has changed in personality

>>81728666
well at least you got jane and jade right

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I just realized, at the start of the Jacks strife, why did Spades Slick and English Jack have their weapons swapped at the very beginning?

something I missed or was the person drawing that shit retarded

>>81728684
Well golly gee, thanks. I kinda mean it, good night friend.

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>>81728710
>giving a shit about cuckska

>>81728575
>yfw it's this with homestuck melodies mixed in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls

OK, /hst/. Andrew Hussie hands the keys to Homestuck to you. You can rewrite it as you see fit, and artists will be there to draw any new panels you need (good artists, too!).

How do you fix Homestuck?

>>81728657
>Vriska
My 3-years ago self would've found this amazingly hot
Now I'd probably find it horrifying cause I actually realized she'd a remorseless uncaring sociopath

>>81728657
i'd love to very much intend to stay alive. it'd be a lot better than what i'm like currently.

>>81728710
It still feels so creepy to think everyone we spent years with died and we're just watching a bunch of doppelgangers.

What are the chances of getting JadeDaveKarkat threesome endgame? If I can't have DaveJade I'm willing to settle for that.

>>81728754
that's been a concept since the original john died in like act 4

>>81728754
But they're all part of the same Ultimate Self, anon :^)

>>81728749
Are implying that there's something wrong with being a remorseless, uncaring sociopath?

>>81728748
sburb adventure with original 4

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>>81728657
all i ever wanted

Serenity is god tier Calliope

ťbh

>>81728755
>polyshit
>Karkat is still the buttmonkey cuck in that relationship
Fuck off.

>>81728739
Rather it seems the jacks were swapped instead of the weapons I mean, as Dave and Dirk jump on English Jack at the start

>>81728739
OUTSOURCED
THANKS HUSSIE

>>81728748
Make the Trolls the TRUE antagonists and anti-heros (especially Terezi) akin to the Midnight crew/felt, cut down on the clutter. Change the format to be more like Problem Sleuth originally was instead of it being a weird serial drama format like LOST or 24.

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Now that Homestuck is ending and I've come back to these threads I feel kind of nostalgic over 2011 HSG. This feeling is disgusting.

>>81728739
The time/mind travel fucked everyone up with their positioning. At one point SS ends up with the gun and cane at the same time so rides the cane like a mechanical bull.

>>81728657
I feel STRONG

>>81728755
Zero, which is a goddamned shame

>>81728635
fuck, i'm still sad i never finished my trollkin transitioning guide before the tumblr kids lost interest
just three or four people with permanently filed teeth, gray-blue skin & horn implants having to live with these for the rest of their lives would've been enough

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>>81728748
Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Tavros are the only trolls. They only ever speak through pesterlogs. The others die offscreen to Bec Noir attacking. The original 4 trolls only appear at the very very end to help, to show them off as 4 endgame mega players.

No Caliborn, no Calliope story. Only English. The other 4 kids are introduced in Act 5. The main focus stays, always, entirely, on the original 4 kids.

>>81728768
Not normally, but TF kinks aside she just sucks at it. I'd rather become Aradia because she's witty, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.

>>81728748
Keep the cast to at most the 4 kids and 12 trolls but no dreambubble revival shit. Introduce Dancestors and whatever in side material/after the comic is finished

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>>81728630
>>81728663
>>81728727
Doc Scratch smut is so underrated. Did you save compilations anywhere?

>>81728740
Sweet dreams, anon.

>>81728748
I just ranted about that this morning. This is going to take a couple posts but it's basically Homestuck without the trolls:

Act 1 is the kids starting up their session. Along with the Alphas, whose relationship with the kids is left vague in the same way as "J" being Jade's penpal was, Calliope and Caliborn are the equivalents of the trolls, but in this case they're also just now starting up their session instead of talking to them post-session. We don't see them, so they're assumed to be human or left otherwise species ambiguous. Maybe Calliope wants to be a human instead of a troll and we see her hand in a white glove, which is an excellent way to hide Caliborn's similar appearance to LE. Exile stuff happens. The human session is invaded and fucked over by English. The kids are forced to scratch and a lot of the stuff from Cascade happens (I'll have to... work out how the Exiles make it to the next session without first guardian powers, maybe that prototyping just happens anyway but doesn't fuck everything up quite as much)

The Intermission happens and it's just the Intermission, but instead it takes place on the Earth moon in the B2 universe. The Exiles are separate from it but the moon looks kind of weird from their vantage point on Earth. We're not sure of the significance but people assume the demon that attacked the kid's session is the unrevealed Lord English.

(to be coctinued.....)

>>81728762
this image was always so funny but I never learned what the fuck POTI. was

any italian anons here?

>>81728793
you absolute madman

>>81727804
>tfw the only thing that's ultimately changed in the past 7 years is that you're even more depressed and anxiety ridden

>>81728784
That was from Dave and Terezi's fraymotif doing some weird timeline fusion shit, they never rewind to the very start of the fight.

>>81728666
That's not Jake, Satan

>>81728772
>not wanting karcuck being spitroasted by Dave and Jade

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>>81728805
>Doc Scratch smut is so underrated. Did you save compilations anywhere?

I don't think so. I can't remember if I did or where they went. I guess just look up old Scratch images and there should be some around in archives.

>>81728800
sounds good except
>tavros

>>81728813
Anyone remember the comparison picture of that?

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>>81728782
I just came back out of curiosity and the nostalgia is overwhelming me, so much shit has happened since I was a giddy shitposter fresh out of high school

>>81728057
>500 player /co/ session
oh dear god

>>81728657
i'm already a shit loser so i guess all that would change is i'd start hitting on everyone shamelessly

>>81728800
How the hell would that have worked? Sounds pretty inconsequential.
I don't really get people who think characters are unnecessary and you can just yank them off without telling a different story. It's basically saying "Hey I'd remove everyone and put in the cast of TF2 or League or my favorite videogame!" when you're basically creating a fan adventure that doesn't correspond to the original story at all.

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>>81728813
Whoa anon, how did you know that I was thinking of posting some fine firefly ass?

>>81728840
He was dweeby but fun before Vriska came on the scene.

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>>81728813

>youll never know how leprachaun romance works

>>81728782
Is it that emotion called friendship bubbling up inside of you?

>>81728805
Act 2 is the cherub session and oh wow oh shit they look like English what a twist. They actually get to play (no chains because it seems unnecessary in this case, maybe their sarswapagus acts as a key that unlocks separate rooms), Caliborn kills Calliope (who we're now much more invested in), does his Yaldabaoth session and gets the Felt, achieves immortality and craaaazy time powers, fucks off to the kid's session. Calliope's shown to be hiding in the bubbles and English is already after her there and then because weird time and space shit we're used to.

Actually, I'm going to go ahead and toss in Bec Noir on that clusterfuck because we need that battlefield tragedy for WV's character development (which would ACTUALLY BE DELIVERED ON because this is TROLL-LESS HOMESTUCK and THE SKY'S THE LIMIT). He falls in love with PM in the past with the package thing and he hesitates to kill her and the rest of the exiles because of it but then PM puts on the ring and they duke it out then and there and she wins. Rather than kill him they just leave him ringless on the planet and escape the session because they noticed the kids doing it on their monitors. That Jack becomes Slick. Everyone forgives his numerous horrible acts of violence because... some reason. Probably his help in the English fight. Maybe he's just unrecognizable in a hat. He also moves on to Ms. Paint.

(yes there's also a part three)

>>81728859
We should bring back Serenity butt for 4/13.

>>81728858
Anon, that was mostly how Hussie was going to write it originally back when Homestuck was meant to be Problem Sleuth length, one or two years tops.

>>81728863
>tavros

>>81728865

>yfw the epilogue is just Aranea talking about leprechaun romance

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>>81728854

>>81728813
hell fucking yes

>>81728805
I've thought about this too, how Callie should've been introduced in act 1 as "CJ" and revealed gradually. It would make the LE twist that much better if we'd done about her rather then LE be someone we've never seen before.
Overtime she'd get her name elongated by different characters, from CJ, to Callie, Ms. Juju, and eventually Calliope Juju.

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>>81728840
>tavros gets replaced by Vriska halfway through because she uses him as a decoy to escape from Bec Noir

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Wait, why is there a door?

no king was defeated

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>>81728865
Your inferior human brain would not be able to fully comprehend the true nature of green elf love.

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>>81728872
Then Act 3 is the B2 session with an earth that was kind of fucked up by Scratch, maybe the B2 kids grew up in a world that was directly more troll-like. The kids show up in their actually decent session, which has the void prototypings so the ring of life can be around. We got most of the Alpha kids' conversations with the cherubs in the cherub session because the Beta kids were busy getting blasted by English for most of it. The kids show up, Roxy saves Calliope with the ring, and the final face-off of the comic is Lord English, Scratch, and the Felt against all the kids, prototyped WV (or AR) and PM, Spades Slick (since the rest of his crew died in the Intermission but let's just say B2 DD, HB, and CD all survived this time and become the new crew after), and Calliope, who's not a good fighter but helps where she can. Kids win, Caliborn probably dies but since the bubbles are pared down he can just chill there. Scratch also probably dies but the Felt abscond post-fight and the Midnight Crew adventures can continue on B2 Derse or something.

Also all the kids and cherubs are 13-ish throughout the whole story and shipping bullshit is kept to a minimum because almost everyone's related anyway.

Thank you for reading my fanfiction be sure to like and subscribe

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>God tier Calliope does whatever the fuck she's going to do to the green sun
>right before they enter the door Jade keels over and dies

please happen, Jade deserves it for being so useless

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>tfw andrei will never draw rose like he used to do

>>81728906
Can you circle the door because I dont fucking see one.

>>81728882
You cannot really say that, back when Homestuck was first beginning he didn't have a clue that the Trolls were even going to be a thing. So there's no way to tell who would be relevant eventually and who wouldn't.

For all we know there could be an Alt-universe somewhere where Vriska got the Eri shooter-spree treatment and Eridan became the true Anti-hero of the story.

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>>81728906
The King is already long dead. All the royalty is.

I'm still salty we never got a "Black Queen imprisoned on Prospit after exile by the Empress, is in sultry hateship with the White Queen since both their husbands are dead and they're fucking ripshit angry"

>>81728929
He did. He said he always intended for there to be antagonistic types from another game, winning players, who would harass the kids.

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>>81728688
GOG DAMMIT KANAYA, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HUMAN'S GROUND BOVINE MEAT PATTIES?! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE FOR YOU. TAKE IT FROM ME, WHEN I TRIED ONE, I SPENT A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR TURNING THE LOAD GAPER INTO MY OWN PERSONAL SHIT CAULDRON, WHERE I BREWED ENOUGH OF THE MOST VILE SMELLING SHIT ELIXIRS FOR THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF FECAL GOBLINS TO GUZZLE DOWN AT THEIR NEXT CULTURAL FESTIVAL. TRUST ME ON THIS. DON'T. FUCKING. DO IT.

>>81728917
It was a good try anon, probably. I didn't really read it. Sorry I'm just kinda tired and burned out.

>>81728925
...what the fuck is that?

>>81728744
of course i give a shit about a character who has the resilience to improve herself even after someone tries to sabotage everything she's worked for. if i cared about weaklings who bend to their own & others' worst desires i'd just watch aku no hana since that's probably better than homestuck on an objective level

>>81728906
where is the door

>>81728929
What I'm saying is that, unlike Hussie, I would have Kept It Simple, Stupid. Everything was flowing and working fine before Act 5.

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serenity:still the best

>>81728906
The king was defeated way long ago when CD blew up their skaia with both kings (as literal chess pieces still)

The better question is when did they get around to doing the ultimate alchemy

this shit jumps around too much. It's basically been a fucking year you would think they would take the time to go over this in detail

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>>81728906

What's the last thing I should fap to before the Final Homestuck update hits HST?

>>81728977
ovipositive

>>81728977
mayor

>>81728977
pickle inspector

>>81728977
The first thing you fapped to in Homestuck. The very first thing.

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I don't want the ride to end.

>>81728961
That sounds boring though. Without all the complexity and weird shit that Homestuck put itself through it never would've had the appeal that it garnered.

>>81728977
Serenity/Mayor assvore fic

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When is Sollux going to fuck all the bitches in paradox space with his diick2-twofold? I'm waiting Hussie.

>>81728977
One of these fapfics.