I know im late but can we talk about how 10/10 Angel Dust was?

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>>81676339
I can hardly masturbate to that image Op. shame on you

>you will never cop a feel on her

>>81676432
I'd like to imagine them making out but they both seem strangely straight to me.

I want AD to ride me so hard she'll break my pelvis

Not really. All women in this movie were 5/10 for me.

Even that girl from Firefly. But she aged better than the guy who played the captain. (Fuck I am bad at names.)

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>>81676432
That's not an image. THIS is an image.

>>81677033
How come we had to wait for an under budget Deadpool movie to get proper X-Men Uniforms?

>>81677380
Because the people in charge of that are afraid of the color yellow where they come from it means "fear"

>>81677672
Johns is secretly infiltrating Fox?

>>81676588
Hah. Think about this... Angle Dust recognized Vanessa's picture in the bar and led Ajax straight to the strip club.

>>81677380
Because less is more.
Something Hollywood will never, ever understand.

>>81677380
Weren't First Class uniforms kinda X-Meny too?

Sure, they went bleak and depressing again in DoFP, but they looked kinda good in First Class

>>81677703
Did you know that Johns literally created Angel Dust or was this hypercrisis?

>>81677740
Haha thanks mate.

>Colossus blocking her titties

Fuck you commie metal man.

>>81676432
The women in Deadpool were godtier

>>81678425
Except for the generic girlfriend who hogged all of the sex scenes.

>>81678464
I forgot about her

>>81678464
Found the 12 year old.

All of the women in Deadpool were godtier. Even the strippers.

I like to think after the movie Colossus and Angel Dust went on a date.

>>81678561
>conventional generic white brunnette #12
>godtier

>>81678590

>Angel Dust shows up in Deadpool II
>Wearing an X-Men uniform.
>And being mentored by Negasonic

>>81678628
>conventional is bad
Are you the one ruining porn? Please stop.

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>>81678633
Make it happen

>>81678736
They didn't say bad. They said not godtier.

>>81678336
Everything is hypercrisis, anon.

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>>81676432
Docking.

>>81676432
They look both so much like lesbians that it hurts my dick

>>81676432
>>81676339
I love how they made her look bigger in the movie than she really is
Its rare to see a movie make a female character actually look strong

>>81676339
Shit actress. Also kinda ugly.

>>81676432
Negasonic was so fucking hot
Look at all that THICK

>>81676339
Still upset we didn't get to see her boob

>>81678464

>generic girlfriend
>nor recognizing she was a mutant using her powers on Wade

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>>81680454
>so much like lesbians
Part of me was really expecting Teenage Warhead to come out as gay in response to 'Pool's comment about prom sex.

>>81678633
Eh... too obvious. Angel Dust is mentally and physically tough; clearly emotional mature enough to get through Ajax's brutal regimen. She doesn't need mentoring.

However, Angel Dust, Negasonic and Colossus would be a very awesome team to see in action on the big screen.

>>81680454
I know that feel. Only tomboys and dykes are attractive. They all have girlfriends. All of my exes turned out to be bi-curious/lesbian. Life is pain.

>>81680770
I'm glad she didn't, not because I think she's cute, but because I'm tired of sexuality being used as easy characterization. Take it from a D&D player, you do not have to ever mention your sexuality to be a great, memorable character.

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>>81681158
>Take it from a D&D player
I'll pass.

Almost all female PCs and major NPCs I've experienced have been lesbians.
To such an extent that my last group groaned in disappointment and annoyance when I refused to take advantage of the drunken princess.

>>81681802
>I refused to take advantage of the drunken princess.
You mean you didn't walk her home get her into bad and give her a tender kiss on the cheek? You're a sick bastard.

>>81681158
>'m glad she didn't, not because I think she's cute, but because I'm tired of sexuality being used as easy characterization. Take it from a D&D player, you do not have to ever mention your sexuality to be a great, memorable character.
A fair point.

>>81681802
Did you consider that your DM may be shit?

>>81681074
>She doesn't need mentoring.

She'd need supervising as an ex-villain who would probably be accustomed to using lethal force and who has anger management issues.

>>81680507
>Also kinda ugly.
What's shit is your opinion.

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>TFW you will never have a fit gf

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>>81676339

OMG OTP!

>>81676339
>punches Colossus in the dick while he's protecting her honor
My dick went flaccid immediately.

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>>81687721
Mine didn't

>>81687721
My dick turned diamonds. I mean the guys dick is metal, gotta rough it up for him to feel anything. Kinda wish she would do the same to me

>>81677380
Less exec meddling

>>81678464
Cause she was the one with the strap on fucking the rest

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>>81676339

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She's pretty thick.

THICK.

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>>81688329
Oops.

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>>81688404
This pic is jpg'd to hell, but it's the best I've found.

>>81688404
shes a cute, a cute!

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>>81688375

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Remember when Gina wasn't fat?

Good times =(

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>>81688526

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>>81677380
This costume for russianfu in sequel when?

>>81688613
>fat
It's muscle.

>>81688679
It used to be muscle. Now it's fat. Prime Gina hasn't existed since 2009.

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So /co/, what joke was the one you least liked in the movie?

>>81677740
HAH. GENIUS.

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The whole movie was 10/10.

It was even a better Xmen movie then the Xmen movies are.

>>81688719
But that's the great thing about lifting. If you stop, it turns to flab that still looks like muscle.

>>81678464
Shut your whore mouth, cockgobbler. Morena Baccarin is 10/10.

>>81688724
Colossus puking like he never saw a dude get shot ever.

>>81676339
I'd say 8/10, which is solid for a henchperson with like 2 lines.

>>81688782
While she's in spanx mebbe.

I would NOT want to see her nekkid!*

*that's a lie.

>>81688724
i cant think of anything specifically but some pop culture references were groaners.

Was that a shield carrier at the end?

>>81688724
Brown pants
Mostly because it was in every trailer ever and just felt shoe horned

>>81688794
Well getting shot from a range, you'd just see some blood and a bullet hole. Wade shot Francis at really close range with two pistols, and some of the skin chunks would've slopped on his feet.

>>81688871

He didnt seem to mind Wade cutting his own hand off and getting blood splashed right into his face and eyes.

>>81688759
It was a 7/10 for me. The biggest downside was that some of the jokes was poorly timed or the sex / groin jokes became too repetitive to the point of predictability, like forcing Deadpool.

Also, a bit of an underwhelming final fight.

>>81688724
>Did I leave the stove on?
I have no idea whay they thought this joke was so good it belonged in the trailer.

>>81688902
Fair point.

Nega should've had more lines in the movie. She would've made more of an impression.

>>81678464
Well this fuck don't get shit

>>81688942
That would've been made funnier if it was at the end of the movie and Blind Al's just high with Weasel on the couch while their house burns down.

>>81688957
She was fine as is. Too much of a good thing spoils its taste.

>>81688902
wasn't he gagging from that
Though at this point its just nitpicky, he vomited because it was funny in that moment

>>81688902
A disconnected eyeball, a bloodied head and some bone shards would be a bit more disgusting than a disembodied hand.

>>81688724
>Your face is one I wouldn't mind sitting on
I feel like this scene was too wacky since she should still be freaked out about the whole situation unlike deadpool.

>>81688994
Well yeah, if he had actually let the stove on or if it was related in any way to what was happening, but as is it's just a random joke that's been done 9000 times and an unwarranted 4th wall breaking, just to show that Deadpool is chill in dangerous situations, which, I mean the whole scene makes that point just fine already.

>>81688868
I liked the brown pants joke that was in the test footage better and I didn't like that they changed it for the actual movie.

Test footage:

Deadpool: Oh, hello there! I bet you're wondering, why the red suit? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed!
[spots a convoy of mercenaries]
Deadpool: Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants...

Movie:

[Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. A window opens... ]
Deadpool: [raises his hands] WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed.
[points at a thug on the left]
Deadpool: This guy's got the right idea... He wore the brown pants!

>>81687689
I waited the whole time for this to happen. Something like she finnaly found someone who could handle her.
And by handle her I mean not killed by her sligtest movements

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>tfw Cable and Domino might be in the sequel

>>81689086
yeah I thought it seemed off to me
I guess they added more to the opening dialogue and still wanted the joke

>>81678464
>generic girlfriend
She was a literal 10/10, know your shit before you start talking it

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>>81677848
The First Class suits were the best, most X-Meny suits they've had in any X-Men movie proper.

I mean, hell, Banshee's costume was dead on save for the fact that he was played by a guy who probably got to the second round of Ron Weasley callbacks.

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So my father fell for some of the false advertising and wanted to watch the movie but I knew he had distaste for raunchy movies since he never laughed at the two dudeweedlmao movies I took him to. With BvS being panned and all the hype with Deadpool's breakthrough success, he wants to watch it.

>>81689178
Sad thing is he was pretty much the best actor there outside of McAvoy and Fasbender. Yes that includes Kevin Bacon's best Willem Dafoe impression.
Other sad thing is the uniforms are there for less than half of the movie.

>>81689177
For some reason, the bar whore had a more believable loving relationship scenes shown in a superhero movie than what MJ and Peter had in the first trilogy.

i loved negasonic teenage warhead's voice for some reason.

>>81689286
The main problem is that "dorky, nervous teenager" isn't "grizzled, veteran cop".

Which could have been fixed, if they hadn't y'know, killed him offscreen before DoFP.

>>81689742
>The main problem is that "dorky, nervous teenager" isn't "grizzled, veteran cop".
Well yeah but since they keep rebooting this shit to the beginning of the Institute, they have to keep using teenagers. Well we all know the real reason, but you know,

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>>81676432
>One woman's boob resting on top of another woman's boob, creating a yin yang shape

I never knew I had this fetish.

>>81687689
Oh no. Dont make me ship them. Please

>>81688857
Yes

>>81689883
You're like the fifth person I've seen say that in reaction to that pic, they all mention the yinyang thing too

>>81689742
>killed him offscreen before DoFP.

I will never not be annoyed.

>>81690251
Well one is a villain and one is a hero. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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>>81676339
>She'll never play Wonder Woman
>Instead we get hungry skelejew

>>81690369
Eh, she's more of a Barda to me, unless people want someone taller

>>81688868
A joke about how when people die they shit their pants
I thought South Park was fucking with me but that's a actual thing

>>81688759
The villain is hateful but not enough intimidating. What was his plan? Chopping him with axes?
8/10

>>81678633
I desperately want Angel Dust to join the X-Men and her and Colossus to be a thing next time they show up.

Assuming there is a next time Angel Dust shows up or that Colossus will ever get another significant appearance.

>>81688724
Seeing DP jack it with his baby hand. The reference to it was funny enough.

>>81690369
She managed to be flat when playing an emotionless robot. I'll take the skelejew over her any day.

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>>81690675
>Implying skelejew is a better actress

>>81690615
I'm hoping it was successful enough that they'll want as much crossover with X-men as possible...and just as i said that i now imagine the studio trying to exert more control over Deadpool because it was such a success and thinking they can use it to spring board more X-shit to the forefront while forgetting or never having understood what made this movie so good.

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>>81689139
I would cast pic related as Domino

>>81690696
Skelejew can at least make two emotes with her face.

>>81690675
Man I hated EVERTHING about Wonder Woman outside of the final fight. Pretty much anything where she talked. That "chemistry with Ben shit must have happened in a hotel room or some shit because none of it was on screen.

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>>81690770
>Ben "Allahu" Affleck fucking an Israeli

>>81690808
>Ben "Allahu" Affleck...

forcing an Israeli to degrade herself sexually so she can get work.

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>>81690885

>>81690369
I don't like Gal anymore than you do, but Gina is honestly an even worse actress than she is.

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>wade pulls his sleeve up and has and adventure time watch

>didnt even make a WHAT TIME IS IT joke

Missed opportunity.

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>>81690615
>I desperately want Angel Dust to join the X-Men and her and Colossus to be a thing next time they show up.

>>81677033
Saw this thread and decided to watch it again. Negasonics laugh when deadpool is breaking all his limbs on collosus is cute CUTE

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>>81691005
I get this and agree to some extent. I don't think she's so bad as for it to make a difference in what I saw in BvS and while Gal is finally in shape for the JL movie, I think she was thin in BvS and she's going to be thin WW. I think it would have been more productive or had a better result if you had Carano taking acting classes and having an acting coach on set for BvS and pretty much already looking the part than getting Gabot to work out. But they really just should have hired a good actress that looked the part in the first place instead of settling for either of them.