*giggle*

You will never love a machine

>>81673322
you don't drink coffee?

>yfw no robogf

Walle wrekt that robo puss puss oil everywhere

>>81673322
You shut your whore mouth dammit!

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>>81673229
>>81673308
The worst part is this wouldn't be too far off from something I would've posted six years ago.

>>81675138
We all were kids at one time

>>81673148
I want to cum on EVE's LCD screen.

>>81673148
one of the best robot waifus, hands down

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>>81675138
I only stopped wearing an actual fedora like 4 years ago.
Wore it all the way from high school through college.

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Actual plot hole, how did the fatasses reproduce if they never got out of their chairs?

>>81676177
What is it with sperglords and fedoras? Look at the gif you posted for example, that's from a 90's Animaniacs meet-up, waaay before fedoras were even associated with this type of people, so he couldn't have possibly been influenced by the fedora meme.

>>81676268
I assumed the computers there found them too fat for reproducing at one point and just started to steal DNA samples and clone them in some secret lab.

>>81676345
Don't ask me. I was wearing a fedora before it reached the status it has now too.

>>81673322
Says who? The little anon who can't program himself a waifu? I will do it one day, I swear on my fucking left testicle. I will program a machine to love me. And then I'm going to fuck it, ofcourse.

>*adjusts fedora*
The best part of the story

>>81676345
>>81676380
I wasn't even aware of the meme myself at the time i had one, i was a sperg back then and still am. It's like it's in the DNA or something

>>81676345
It represents an awful lot about that psyche, it's no coincidence that it got its bad rep, similar to berets on politics students in the 70s-00s.

It's 'unique', it's 'classic', it's 'manly', it's 'classy'. Looked at through the eyes of someone with no sense of social context, it seems like a miracle that you put on your head and instantly become a Dick Tracy mountain of masculinity and charisma, how could those girls possibly pass you off as a 'nice guy' now?

>>81676345
changes in fashion are enforced retroactively

>>81675279
yes, but not all of us were furry or weeaboo kids

No, we are not have fucking fedora discussion. Post more EVE.

>>81676813
You're walking down the street and see a fat man in a fedora
He also has a suit that matches the hat
You are not in New Orleans
What do you do?

>>81676846
Are we in Chicago?
Then he is a mobster.

>>81676571
They have always come and gone in fashion multiple times. The mafiosos of the 30s, the jazz and blues scene of the 60s, indie rockers in the 90s. Of course you want to be as cool as them.

There was a guy in college. Guy was in his late 30s, people assumed he was a teacher at first, usually wore hoodies, skullcandy hadphones and a fedora. He lived with his parents

>>81676846
I incline my own dapper headwear, ensuring my footwork on the small bow I follow with is immaculate, before tapping my cane on the ground and smoothly greeting with "G'day, sir," sure in my heart he will return the sentiment as a fellow modern-day knight errant.

>>81676846
I ask Oliver Hardy for his autograph

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>>81676940
Not to forget how good men in film look with it.
But real life just isn't like a film.

>>81677079
I think it has more to do with what you're wearing it with. If you're wearing it with a classic suit or coat then it looks fine, but with a t-shirt it just looks stupid

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>>81677142
Actually, it also depends on how good looking you are. The fact is, this type of clothing is not part of today's fashion. BUT, if you look like Clark Gable, you can probably pull it off anyway, but that has more to do with the fact that pretty people can pull anything off.

>pic related. This guy does NOT pull the old 50's look well because he reeks of autism

>>81677293
It's body shape. Cover that guy's face and look again. He's got birthing hips.

You need alpha physique to pull that look off. Facial aesthetics seal the deal.

>>81677293
I look like an autist when i wear any kind of hat, so i don't. I look like i molest children if i let my beard grow, so i shave.
I'm fucking ugly, why bother putting make up on a pig?

>>81677293
He looks like a kid in his dad's clothes

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>>81677363
Michael Shanon and Stephen Graham aren't exactly Adonis, either. But it still worked in Boardwalk Empire.

>>81677462
Fitting clothes are really important here. If you can't afford a tailor made outfit, don't wear one that requires it.

>>81677808
I think I got it. The men you posted aren't 10/10 hunks, but they look mature and confident. That's what those sperglords lack: Maturity and confidence.
Just look at this pic again >>81677293
His face just screams "early 20's college freshman", and his post shows how insecure he is.

>>81677409
Do you want people to think you have no personal hygiene?

>>81677409

Get some confidence.

>>81676177
Same here anon, I still don't know why I was thinking back then.

Now I use a regular cap, it kinda feels the same...

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To return to OP's original question: Could he wear one?

>>81673322
I love my computer. It is the closest thing in this world that I can say I care about.

We all agree that Wall-E was hispanic and Eve was white right?

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>>81678495
Now, now, let's not overstep our boundaries by asking impossibles from one another.

This isn't >>>/fashion/. Get out.

>>81678899

/fa/ sucks. its full of people obsessed with that thin tall physique

i wish people would want the ms bellium look or the jessica rabbit look not twiggy mc twig retard who can be a girl or boy

>>81675138
Stupid mods deleted the posts this thread is now about. Why bother, it's derailed beyond saving anyway.

>>81678587

Not even fucking joking, this is so true. If my PC was destroyed in a fire, if I lost my harddrive (and my backup) and all the thousands of unique pictures, videos and safefiles therein, I'd be fucking devastated.

>>81676268
>>be robot
>>entire existence dedicated to a single directive
>>that directive is to harvest reproductive material from 500 lb immobile meatblobs
Being Hand-E is suffering.

>>81676268
>implying the hover chairs couldn't move their occupants into a variety of satisfying positions for maximum likelihood of conception and pleasure, followed by taking them to a snack bar for a round of prenatal vitamins and a quesalupa

>>81677293
This guy's outfit also doesn't fit or match. I'm not saying that would make him look acceptable but he'd look a lot less shitty in that hat if his clothes weren't random dogshit he put together in a futile attempt to impress.