Superman

>>81655281
Director of Social Media

>>81655281
A magazine in the vein of Time, Nat Geo, People ect.

tumblr blogger

News websites are still very real, just throw him on there.

>>81655281

YouTube personality

>>81655281
Probably have him work at a local news channel.

Reporter for TV news

>>81655281
he doesn't need to work on the news industry in order to find out about disasters and the like, so it could be anything

>>81655543
No. That'd be Harley Quinn.

Cause she's crazy.

Just like Tumblr.

>>81655281
Do an Indiana Jones and make him a nerdy Prof.

>>81655562
This could actually make for some fun material.

>Lois Lane drives herself nuts trying to figure out how Clark always manages to be the first one on the scene.

He could run an Objectivist blog in the Snyderverse.

>>81655281
EXECUTIONER

>>81655281
Didn't Clark leave the DP with Cat Grant to work on a news blog at the beginning of H'el on Earth.

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This or a police officer

>>81656013

>Clark DP'd Cat Grant

Jesus, all by himself too. Super speed has it's uses.

>>81655966

Fuck you.

>>81655281
Buzzfeed

15 THINGS THE "S" REALLY STANDS FOR

>>81655863
I still think it'd be a useful job to have. For all his power he can't be everywhere at once. Being a journalist in a major paper would help make him aware of all the things going on in the world, not to mention give him a legitimate method of personally speaking to officials and also visiting incident sites. If he (or Lois) are prolific enough, they may even be considered to be given insider info for the next big leak/scandal before anyone else.

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Geek Squad.

Snyder can even get some sweet Best Buy product placement.

>>81656025
Superman is supposed to be a voice of the people not an oppressor of them

>>81656225

Supes always had a thing for dark chicks. You gotta oppress that to undress that.

>dorky guy in news media whose still everywhere

Technician who occasionally helps write or research side peices. Usually in the van making sure the feeds are working or outnfixing shit. Runs teleprompter in studio. Shit like that. Puts him in the background, makes his aspirations to be a reporter something he has to work for and can't just super his way around, gives him an excuse to be anywhere the news is.

>>81655281
Blogger.

>>81656225
Not in the Snyderverse.

>>81655281

Newspaper Journalist only becomes a more appropriate job for Clark Kent as the print industry dies.

>>81656025
>No stopping, No standing
The fuck is this issue? What world is this?

>>81656628
I second this suggestion.

Blogger at Gawker.

A fill-time Super Hero as Superman.

>>81656696
If it's a construction zone that's understandable. Don't want any pedestrians getting in the line of danger.

>>81655281
twitch streamer.

He would write listicles for Buzzfeed. Stuff like:

21 People Who Just Might Be Superman

10 Reasons Why I Couldn't Be Superman

15 Reasons Why Lois Lane Is The Greatest Journalist Of All Time

30 Things The 'S' Could Stand For On Superman's Chest

>>81656975
But they would use signs they can move, not ones where they just use metal to keep a sign up posted.

>>81655863
Supermans needs a civil job with:
1. Lose terms, so he can be permanently missing
2. A job that gives him a cover if he wants to investigate crime scenes or possible crime scenes as a civilian
3. A job that makes him aware of the things the public is not normally aware, for the sake of the human condition

>>81656585
Sorta. A few newspapers still have journalists, but most of them are now rewriting outsourced news, to reduce their manpower.

Chiropractor

>>81657027

13 Ways I Could Fuck Lois Lane with Superpowers If I Had Them

>>81656894
This. The secret identity shit is pretty pointless nowadays

If he has to have the civilian Clark identity just have him hang out at the offices as an intern or something. It's not like he's got a fucking car or mortgage to pay off he doesn't actually need a job

>>81657117

>This. The secret identity shit is pretty pointless nowadays

He needs a life, anon. Clark loves being human.

>>81655281
Independently wealthy entrepreneur. That way he can set his own hours while sneaking some of that sweet Kryptonian mega-tech into society.

>>81657277

This is what I always thought too. But I still like the writer/journalist Clark.

How about just an author? He can work on his own free time and make books.

>Truth, Justice and the American Way by Clark Kent.

>>81655281
He's súper smart and educated in advanced alien super science. He could fogure out internet and becoming a súper hacker monitoring the world.

>>81655281
Police officer
CSI worker

>>81657308
>How about just an author?
That would work too. I could see him at least being able to make a living at it.

Realistically anything that can make his own hours.
That's the best part of being the Reporter
>Where's Kent?
>On assignment
With the power creep, he doesn't even need the benefit of a newsroom being full of useful information of crimes and emergencies he could run off to help with. He can pretty much hear anything that needs his attention or get a call from someone on the League.

>>81657128
Superman has his powers back, but does everyone still know he's Clark Kent?

>>81655899

But Harley is attractive.
So that wouldn't work.

TV journalist. Maybe something for CNN, or hell, VICE. Not necessarily as a big on-screen presence, but perhaps a assistant reporter who follows the "real" journalists into dangerous situations, and mysteriously disappears when things get rough and Superman suddenly shows up.

>>81655562
>>81655953
DC made him one, but realized it wasn't a good idea to let tens of thousands of people see Clark Kent's face everyday. If he's just a print journalist he can hide behind a byline.

>>81655281
OP you remember in the 90s when they tried to make the Phantom relevant again without changing too much, and then he was never relevant again?

Yeah.

Things pass.

>>81656225
I don't know. When i hear "Protect and Serve", the second thing that comes to mind is Supes.

Also, boys in blue, and all that.

During the 70s / early 80s he was presenting some TV news (i think Daily Planet had a TV station).

In fact 70's Superman relied a lot on his brains to out think his opponents. His powers were just tools.

4chan mod or Facebook community manager.
Seriously though journalist is fine, there's still plenty of those.

>>81655281
News website correspondent or news blogger

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>>81657117
>Clark gets done putting out a massive apartment fire
>Goes to check on the civs and thank the fire fighters
>A little girl is crying, Clark asks why
>Her favorite teddy bear was lost in the fire
>He immediately flys up up and away towards a Toys 4 You
>Goes and grabs the fluffiest, biggest teddy bear in the store
>Gets his wallet out to find that he has no money

And it's all your fault, anon.

>>81659222
he couldn't afford that on a journalist's salary anyway

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>>81659222
>>81659440
>Superman flies to the ocean to ask Aquaman where some pearls are so he can pay for the bear.

>>81655281
PT

>>81659726
>Aquaman says he'll give him the pearls, but he needs a golden hairbrush for Mera

>Superman goes to ask Wonder Woman for one of hers

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>>81659843
Wonder Woman will give Superman the brush, but she needs a cake for her mothers birthday. The previous cake was destroyed in a battle against Giganta.
>The cake-making civilization of the Bundt is under attack by Starro.

>>81655281
He can go back to working in television. Though Clark being an on air talents a bit much.
Sure most people wouldn't know who he is when he's just a newspaper reporter but on television?

>>81659943
News journalist and reporter for face of the evening news anchorwoman lois lane

Vice reporter

>>81656696
Ours? The "No Standing" sign is redundant, tho.

http://www.newyorksafetycouncil.com/articles/no-parking-vs-no-standing-vs-no-stopping-signs.aspx

>No Standing signs apply to unloading and loading people only, not merchandise. New York law allows you to expeditiously drop off or pick up passengers at this sign, but it doesn't allow you to wait for passengers to arrive or to load or unload merchandise at the curb. The important thing to remember about No Standing signs is that they are “people only” signs, and you could receive a ticket if you don't adhere to this rule.

>Of all three signs discussed here, No Stopping signs are the strictest. No Stopping signs mean that you cannot stop for any reason – to drop off or pick up passengers, to wait for people to arrive, or to load or unload merchandise. Any violation of this sign can be punishable by law. The only time that you should ever stop at one of these signs is if it is a true emergency or if you are directed to do so by a police officer. However, you should make sure to obey all traffic signals around No Stopping signs as you normally would.

Peddlin' smack to locals around town.

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>>81656250
I chuckled.

>>81660084
Sweet Christmas!

>>81655281
Ultimate Fighting.

>Where's Kent? He and CroCop are up next?

>>81656250

Didn't he marry an Indian chick in that one alternate reality?

>>81655281
Stock broker. He has first hand access to top billionaires and unfolding disasters. That's more than enough insider knowledge to make a killing.

Work on a television news station, just not as someone who appears in front of the camera.

>>81660199
Secret Identity? I don't blame him. That dusky Dravidian booty is pretty top shelf.

>>81655281
Paparazzi or whatever Peter Parker's job is

He'd get a connection by taking photos of superman but he's gonna switch to taking photos of sunsets and happy children's birthday parties then his boss is gonna be like "FUCK YOU KENT WHERE'S MAH SUPERMAN PHOTOS"

>>81660250
But Supes can't muscle in on Jimmy's space, Anon. That's fucked up.

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>>81659915
>Starro says that he will leave the people of Bundt alone, if Superman brings him a giant mirror, so he can see himself.

>The only person Superman knows who might have an enormous mirror is Mirror Master.

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This seems relevant

http://www.theonion.com/article/economically-healthy-daily-planet-now-most-unreali-28718

>>81655281
Same thing they did in the 70s, just make him a TV news anchorman.

>>81660110
What ever happened to her? Is she still in the phantom zone? I actually kinda liked her.

>>81659726
>>81659843
>>81659915
>all those fetch quests
Impossible to make a good Superman game yadda yadda

>>81656008
/thread

>>81655281
Kotaku writer.

>>81659040
Superman is the champion of the proletariat, the police as an institution is the antithesis of that.

>>81655281
Wal-Mart associate.

>>81655281
Fox News political analyst.

>>81662593
>Kingdom Come Supes as a Walmart greeter

Fund it

>>81656628
underrated

>>81657117
Clark's civilian life is what keeps him grounded instead of going all Dr. Manhattan.

From both a character perspective, and a narrative one, it's a dumb move to take it away.

>>81655281
I always thought Clark would make a great author.

Not like a celebrity author, but just a "pumps out some sci-fi shit that's good enough to pay the bills" kind of way. He'd still need to meet his editor and all that, and you can have him sum up both his novel and adventures with a write-up that fits both.

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>>81660297
Mirror Master will gladly give Superman the giant mirror, but he wants Captain Cold's gun so he can create multiple reflective surfaces.

Video Game Journalism

>>81665803
Man of Murder makes all games into SJW fantasies?

well y aknow during the 70s and i think late 60s he was a news anchor ala walter cronkite and so on til the revamped the series with superman 1 done by john byrn, i think.

>>81660299
So maybe the daily planet went digital

>>81665955
Nah, Clark enjoys being human and if it's one thing SJWs aren't, it's that. Humans like recreational violence. It keeps them from doing real violence, so, Clark may actually be a staunch advocate for MORE violence in vidya.

>>81665651
Captain Cold dropped his gun after being arrested by Flash. Owlman broke into his base and stole it.