Homestuck Homestretch

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>when the hush fell just right

>>81584157
The others are pretty obvious and not what I'd consider actual spoilers, but johndad is strange.
I'm expecting John to say that Jane's Dad looks nothing like his dad if they meet, though.
Although, they could literally be the same adopted person, and ultimate self hijinks could reunite them, so who knows.

>Johndad
Yes good

What are some good fanfics? There must be a decently sized cache of good ones seeing as there are like 50,000 floating around the internet.

>reddit gets the leaks
>mspaf dies
>tumblr no longer talks about the comic, merely tries to do update redraws with the most unique POCs of the fanbase as fast as they can

what are you good for, /hst/?

>>81584157
It's legit
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/Sfiles/08088/

We still don't know who Dad's dad is, do we?

>>81584157
>Mspaint
Ms. Paint discovering Slick's body
>ah
Andrew Hussie probably antagonizing Vriska or revealing a shitty twist
>Rings
Either how Caliborn gets the ring of void or something to do with Calliope. Or we see what PM's up to
>Lilypad
The heroes doing some last important game stuff
>Johndad
John has an emotional reunion with his dad.
Act 7 will wrap up everything else

>>81584345
Hussie implied it was Harry Anderson on Formspring, I think.

>mspaint
mspaint gives slick a horse body
>ah
andrew hussie watches vriska use the juju against both him and LE
>rings
WV and PM meet again, PM throws the ring into the forge, starting the bilious slick process
>lilypad
the kids are about to enter the new session but realize the condesce was merely pretending and stole the reward from them when they weren't looking
>johndad
more retcon shit

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>>81584157
What if it's all an elaborate ruse on Huss' part?

>>81584676
What if that applies to the entirety of Homestuck?

>>81584296
http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
this is the /aco/ recommended list.
There's both NSFW and SFW on there

Looks like there aren't going to be any shitty twists

>>81584676
Seems too innocuous to be a ruse. Doesn't look planned out.

Unless... he posted the whole thing under his own Reddit account... that we never knew he had? Maybe?

Why does anyone want Vriska as a waifu?
What's her appeal?

>>81584296
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But no, there are zero plot-based ones. Maybe Collission, but that's like one chapter.

The SBURB glitch FAQ keeps getting even more outdated after all these revelations, but it's alright. Still not much plot.

>>81584823
dad was born in B2 then sent back to B1 with the RoboBunny to raise John

So, who got the worst character arc out of the two patron trolls?

Karkat or Vriska?

post classpects and syllabuses
anyone matching homestuck characters out there?

>>81584878
Probably Vriska on account of her overstaying the fuck out of her welcome to the point where her past seems totally invalidated storywise.

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"andrew wanted me to leak this one too so you children stop making the same masturbation arm joke over and over again. its bigger because its closer to the camera, that’s how perspective works guys"

>>81584878

Vriska didn't really get an arc in this case, all her character development that stemmed from getting stabbed got thrown out the window when that did.

Karkat also did not get much of an arc, his progress was more of a slope into the Pandering To Fat Ugly SJWs zone where he is doomed to remain.

So, your call.

>>81584850
You can have ship based plot fanfics. Usually they are AU based, though.

>>81584912
Didn't an argument eerily similar to this one happen over the Volume 6 cover?

POTTERY
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>>81584942
Saying they're AU based is a nice overabstraction for "they're high school AUs" or "mostly troll-based AU where everything goes bad for trolls because I'm a lonely teenager who gets horny when I read hurt/comfort".

And they're both shit

>>81584916
Everyone's character development, except for John and Roxy's, got thrown out of the window.

Oh, Dave and Terezi gained some new character development instead.

>>81584899
Yeah, Vriska's original arc was totally fine. We didn't need to see her again after the alt John scene. The multiple Vriska thing might have worked if we had never seen the timeline she died in in the first place, but no.

>>81584850
OooS and the serendipity gospels were promising, but are both unfinished

>>81584878
both to be quite honest

one is going to be raped by hussie or obliterated
the other ends up as sjw pandering and reward for dave strider

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What did he meme by this?

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>>81584896
pic related
I am the hunk troll
it is me

Probably Ladlekind or ToySwordkind

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>Kanaya knocked Karkat out to keep him from killing himself by rushing into a fight

>He still ended up killing himself by rushing into a fight

That boy, I swear.

>>81584997
I mean like non-sburb AUs where we see more of troll culture and stuff. Or really different AUs like detectives or gangsters. Even if you aren't into the main ship the plots can be interesting enough to keep you into it.
High School AUs are always shit outside of like short comics or fan art.

>>81585087
>non-sburb AUs

WHAT COMIC ARE YOU READING REEEEE

>inb4 act 6

I'M ANGRY AT MY OWN WORDS

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>Union Jack laser is powerful enough to destroy a small moon
>you can just bounce off it in Collide
What the fuck? Being stabbed was enough to kill John, but a blast from the death star is nothing?

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>>81585139
pshoo

>>81585139
He didn't charge up as much.

Also they probably didn't LITERALLY bounce off of it, it's just a representation of them barely avoiding it in a silly way.

>>81585139
Have you not watched DBZ? We reached planet buster levels a while ago

>>81585139
it's a video game. that was a cutscene.

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>>81585077
>(Tavros) has a better character arc than any version of Karkat and Vriska combined

I am not making that shit up. Imagine if I told that to my past self.

>>81585104
Sburb isn't the only interesting thing in Homestuck.

I try every thread.
And I never succeed.

I just want my autismal classpect (you)'s

>>81585246
I don't understand

Reminder that we will likely never know what several of the classes or aspects do and thats okay

>>81585246
the only interesting things in Homestuck are exiles and MC vs Felt

Will the door on the lillypad be green or red?

>>81584296
Ovipositive

>>81584896
>syllabus

>>81585332
Red, probably.

>>81585364
I wanted to stay in the jargon.
You'd rather i'd just said WEAPS?

>>81585412
>syllabus

>>81585412

SyllaDEX and Strife Specibus, loser.

>>81585412
No, he'd rather you used the jargon correctly.

>>81585412
>I wanted to stay in the jargon
>uses the wrong jargon

????

Reminder that breath might have something to do with freedom.

>>81585567
I'm not sure I buy it.

>>81584417
>Either how Caliborn gets the ring of void or something to do with Calliope. Or we see what PM's up to
No, Kanaya will throw Bec Noir's ring to the forge to stoke it.

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>>81585567
BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM

NOTHING AT ALL

>>81585192
People and trolls are canonically pretty weak, though, just with good offense and an eventual reset switch from sburb if they die while god tier. Being hit by a baseball bat would be enough to kill anyone, let alone a planet destroying energy blast.

A close-range fight-em-um fight is the only battleground they'd lose

>>81584912
People sucks at perspective. It's like those idiots who think Roxy is buff just because her arm is closer to the camera.

>>81585139
They were in Strife mode. Attacks stop being deadly and they just reduce the character's health vial.
It's been a thing forever in Homestuck. Don't overthink it.

>>81585204
But they don't have character arcs.

>>81585595
is there still two rings of void? There was the black queen's one and the white queen's one, right? does DD still have the one Condy gave him?

>>81585661
No, there's only one ring of void. Condy gave it to DD, then she confiscated it and gave it to Roxy. Roxy lost it (it vanished into the void) and Caliborn found it somehow.

>tfw you find a good artist, but they are otherkin or a multiple system

>>81585681
huh. Why didn't WQ have a ring?

so where was sollux during collide

>>81585697
iin2tall ubuntwo

>>81585711
getting a beejee from aradia

>>81585710
She did, it just wasn't a void ring. Some people say her ring is the Ring of Life.

>>81585711
We see him at the beginning.
But after that, who knows. He's blind (and he doesn't have smellovision either) so it isn't like he can fight.

>>81585711
Watching the ghost army fuck around I guess

>>81585763
Okay.

Last question, where did we last see that ring?

>>81585501
>>81585465
>>81585460
FUCK

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>>81585623
>pretty weak
>vriska surviving the cueball explosion and aradia's beatdown
>terezi surviving the cloun long enough to tell john what to do and draw her own chalk outline
>karkat casually taking stabbings from Slick

>>81585784
We last properly see it during the Trickster act. It was also "seen" in Caliborn's masterpiece if you want to count that.

>>81585711
hunting down Erisol to kill him and reclaim his ghost half and the attached working eye, not realizing it'll just result in one dead sollux who can see and one alive sollux who is blind

SO HOW DO FRAYMOTIFS WORK THEN

>Jane and Johns Dad is the same guy

>>81585835
you and your teammate both hold L2+R2 at the same time

>>81585835
Pretty well

So the trickster juju is still unaccounted for

post classpects and specibuses
anyone matching homestuck characters out there?

>>81585835
who fucking knows
i remember John wanting to buy them at the Salamander Village

>>81585869
yeah it's most likely either in derse's core or prospit's

We're getting close to the end and these leaked updates show nothing about honk friend
Nothing at all. Has Hussie forgotten him? Will he never have his time to shine?

>>81585872
I vaguely remember being Mage of Time, never thought about what my strife specibus would be though.

>>81585856
>>81585862
>>81585875
>>81585835
Speaking of which where's that tumblr post explaining Dave and Terezi's one? It said something about a past dirk or something

>>81585837
inb4 he's some weird Calliope counterpart to Caliborns Doc Scratch

>>81585869
It almost certainly blew up when Jack destroyed Prospit's moon.

>>81585872
i think it was Heir of Light

>>81585648
It would've been cool to see a surreal planet-scale fight with all their actual powers, though.

>John attempts to snap the neck of the condesce with Jupiter force winds
>Condy rotates the planet to counteract it
>John deflecting planets thrown by the Condesce by spinning their atmosphere
>Force of Condy's planetary debris counteracts the wind entirely
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME

>>81585872
I feel like I'd be a seer of something.
Maybe heart or blood.

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>>81585872
title: rogue of hope
strike specibus: slingshot-kind

>>81585925
>Jade teleports the condesce's head to the center of the green sun
>LE moves the green sun to their position retroactively
>THE PLOT THICKEN

>>81585872
Im a Mage of Void whatever that means and my specibus is gauntletkind

someone post a link to the most "accurate" Classaspect quiz

>>81585869
They will fall into the black hole to caliborn's session along with earth, gamzee, the void ring and the meteor.
Tidying up the last few loops.

>>81585925
That was basically Game Over, though. Except without John, obviously.

>>81586001
I can't think of anything more anime bullshit that this 2bh senpai

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Holy shit it happened sooner than expected. Thought we were gonna be stuck in the dry spell until the 13th
So I just watched Collide, and all I have to say is

What the fuck?

>>81585947
cheerleader class

>>81586054
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE

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>>81584896
Thief of Hope. Afropickkind

A better question is what would everyone first prototype? I have this really old and tattered AXL toy from Megaman X that I keep around for the sentiment. I wonder if prototyped inanimate objects develop a personality. Would an item you've held on to for a long time recognize you? Would it reciprocate your sentiment as if it always had a semblance of being alive?

>>81586017
Its the most "accurate" to me but it has some classes and aspects that arent canon
http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test

>>81586054
>people complain modern hussie is shit
>finale is Act 1-tier
You just can't please people

>took my dumb ass three days to realize Collide's final song is a rendition of Heir Conditioning

SIX DAYS UNTIL DAVEKAT ENDGAME
SIX DAYS UNTIL NO KAREZI EPILOGUE
SIX DAYS UNTIL JADE GETS SCREWED OVER
SIX DAYS UNTIL NEVER-ENDING HOMOPHOBE NAME-CALLING AND BITCHING
SIX DAYS UNTIL YOUR SUICIDE

>>81586094
No anon it was fucking crazy and great, but I'm still sitting here just thinking "What the fuck just happened"
It did feel like it was missing something, or I was missing something

>>81586092
>what would everyone first prototype?
realistically or desire?
assuming its not the kernalsprite

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>>81586094
I wanted anime
ANIME

>>81586054
collide was basically just fighting with very little in terms of actual interesting things or twists. At most it just has small references you might miss, but no "WHAT DOES IT MEAN" moments, from what I recall. I might be wrong

>>81586116
that was intentional. exactly what was missed will be revealed in a couple days

>>81585907
>Caliborn is the pinnacle of immaturity

> Dad is the pinnacle of maturity

holy shit, you actually might be onto something

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>>81586068
basically
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

>>81586123
Pretend you have little knowledge of Sburb and it's nature. What would you put into the Kernelsprite based on just the idea that you can bring anything you want to life to assist you?

My theory for how the next few pages are going to go down:

mspaint: We follow up on everyone of lofaf. Ms. Paint discovers Slick is dead.

ah: Back to the dreambubbles. Hussie and Vriska are there. Calliope does whatever she's going to do to the green sun.

rings: PM or Jade does the forge ring thing. Gamzee and everything else meant to be on Caliborn's planet goes through the black hole.

lilypad: Everyone reunites on the lilypad. The door appears. Maybe some conversations happen.

johndad: Lilypad continued. There's a joke about how Jane's dad looks nothing like John's. Then a cliffhanger for Act 7 where Jade loses her powers .

Act 7: Who knows. Everything we've heard about it is very mysterious. It's at least 10 minutes long, but Papers hasn't had any part in it, and she's worked on everything, and ipgd says we'll shit ourselves when we see it. I'm guessing LE will be defeated by Alt Calliope, though.

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>>81586187
a fleshlight

>>81586192
How is Vriska in the bubbles anyway? I thought she was alive again.

>>81586187
I think I have some grandma ashes hanging around, so that I guess. It would be rude not to.
Maybe also a computer, to make a hyper intelligent robo-grandma.

>>81586242
What if your garndmother turns out to be a racist facist?

>>81586187
I have an old Garfield stuffed toy lying around somewhere, that would probably be funny.

>>81586228
She got there through a portal.

>>81586255
That would only make it easier to take dow the black army.

>>81586192
>ipgd says we'll shit ourselves
I wonder what'll happen

>>81586269
Oh, right, that works.

>>81586228
>>81586269
What happens if she gets killed?

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>>81586187
a button i got as a gift of best husbando of course

but realistically my dumbass, not knowing would wanna touch it and end up prototyping myself

>>81586283
She dies and her soul stays in the bubbles?

>>81586278
What if your robo-nanna starts using her inner internet connection, looks at your browser history, finds out about 4chan, starts spouting memes to please you and becomes a /pol/ regular?

>>81586187
One of my pvc figures of cute anime girls

>>81586290
>dramatical murder
so 2014 it hurts

>>81586283
People die when they are killed.

>>81586187
The ashes of my childhood dog sitting on the mantelpiece. She was the best dog.
Hopefully I don't get them mixed up with the ashes of my alcoholic uncle, also on the mantelpiece.

>>81586316
4chan wouldnt fucking exist, because the world would have exploded.
Unless she enjoys reading about everyone going OH MY GOD METEORS and "At least the Jews will die too" there wont be anything to "regular"

>>81586187

my scalemate

>>81586342
What if she becomes interested in /pol/, reads the whole archive in a matter of seconds, and becomes /pol/ personified?

What if, instead, she does that with Reddit?

>>81586316
I'd have Skaia lobotimize her and remove her toxic behavior so she doesn't offend anyone.

>>81586336
>Alcodogsprite: AR-*hic*-ARF
>[vomiting]

>>81586328
>implying a true waifu ever leaves your heart

>>81586368
What if Skaia finds it entertaining too and redesigns your SBURB session around it?

>>81586316
The guy who said that wasn't me, but it would be pretty funny. The idea of any old people on 4chan is kind of inherently funny.

Similarly, I wonder how old the oldest Homestuck reader is. (like actively reads it, not 'member of the art teams grandma who wanted to see what their family did' kind of thing) Someone on Something awful said they got into it through their daughter, so they'd have to be at least 40.

>>81586392
not them but doesnt skakia design the session to be anti-comfort zone?

>>81586342
>4chan wouldn't exist
But they can still access gamefaqs post-reckoning

>>81586267
>Doesn't help you at all and just eats lasagna

>>81586392
>And entire session built around unsubtle racial overtones
>Consorts are caught in a race war and the players are pit against each other
>Dersites are especially belligerent and brutish, with an affinity for fried chicken and watermelon

>>81586412
A friend of mine who's 50+ reads lotsa webcomics, including prequel. No homestuck tho.

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>>81584296
Lemme scrape the bottom of my bookmark barrel here

http://archiveofourown.org/works/326672 Karkat/Rose D/S
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1797235 Bro/Cronus Prison Sex
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1754701 Karkat<>Kanaya Oviposition
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3195491 Latula/Kankri/Mituna gangbang
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1812523 Karkat<>Kanaya molting
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5083747 Erisolsprite/The Condesce Sexual Slavery/One Woman Gangbang http://archiveofourown.org/works/699886 The Condesce/Jane Crocker/Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde Mind Control and Gang Rape
http://archiveofourown.org/works/670274/chapters/1224989 Alpha Kids kidnap Cronus and pass him around
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4021573 Eridan/Latula/Mituna
http://archiveofourown.org/works/803497 Karkat<>Kanaya blood drinking

>b-but anon, all those (with the exception of one or two) are lewd!
Yup

>>81586461
I meant no one would be making posts anymore
It'd be like when the servers get fucked, frozen. FOREVER

>>81586461
I think he means that anons would be dead after a while so she wouldn't be able to become a "regular", and at most she could only read the threads without posting because nobody would answer her.

Actually, the idea of 4chan becoming a dead wasteland with a single racist Nanna spamming the threads is kinda funny.

>>81586466
He could kick stoopit mutts into orbit.

>>81586187
my dead gameboy colour with a pokemon gold cart

>every single enemy in the session can now be captured in a pokeball
>alchemize masterballs
>win game

alternatively it turns every enemy into a trainer on top of their normal shit

>>81584971
Holy shit

>>81586498
bisexuals get out

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>>81586554
No :^)

>>81586531
Or realistically it turns them into big squares with bits of the cover art on them

>>81584417
John can't have an emotional reunion with his dad. His dad is dead. The Dad who was in the jail and beating up Cans is Jane's Dad.

>>81586498
>rape
l-lewd

any bro/dave?

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>>81586336

>>81586579
He has retcon powers remember
He can travel back in time to get one last hug

>>81586576
>enemies are now made of nintendium
>session unwinnable

>>81585246
This. Fetch modii strife specibuses are universe mechanics not sburb related yet have captcha shit to be used in sburb

>>81586615
>universe mechanics not sburb related
dude that universe only exists because of sburb

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>>81586187
My one piece of anime merchandise
She will give me an unlimited supply of hope

what's the fucking point of defeating your denizens if you don't need the grist to create a new universe? didn't they say a million pages ago that the grist from the denizens was needed for the Ultimate Alchemy? because this looks like they're going to do it and half of the kids have never visited the snakes. and don't say "echidna did it"

>johndad

Fucking shippers amirite

>>81586669
>Prototype animu merchandise
>It becomes a floating signboard that's just like a regular signboard, except words appear on it.
Have fun with Signsprite

>>81586281
Davekat endgame confirmed

Gl'bgloyb x Serenity is my otp, it's a shame there isn't much fanart.

>>81586644
As far as we know the trolls universe was not sburb made, its not in a Bilious Slick. It is contained in a Black Queen but thats from shenangins.

>>81586776
jade/dave/karkat tho

>>81586696
ARquius already got the grist out of the planets, it all happened off-screen

>>81586696
I think Echidna might have done it.
Anyway there are obviously other ways of getting that grist considering that if you're actually playing the game right, you're not going to kill any denizens.

>>81586798
>Karkat is now reduced to shitty buttmonkey alien who is the cuck of the polygamy relationship
I wouldn't expect that from Hussie.

>>81586803
yea i mean i saw that, but the grist was meant to be released by the denizens after a choice or fight only
it just bothers me that they are ignoring continuity like this

>>81586316
get her to summon ebola-tan against the enemy

>>81586798
>"hurp durp guise if Dave/Karkat/Terezi didn't work as polygamy"
>"why not Dave/Karkat/Jade!"
Every fucking time. Why not fucking admit you are a Davekat shipper and need a random slut to have your ship accepted.

>>81586564
just kidding, bi master race here too

>>81586914
Dave/Rose, anyone?

>>81586798
Not gay enough

>>81586976
Davepeta and Jasprose

>>81586599

Actually, would Jane's revival powers work on him?

They just work once per person, don't they? His body should still be buried wherever Jade and John put it.

>>81586976
Dave/ Dirk's Bro & Rose/Roxy's Mom

>>81587027
i doubt John want a skeleton Dad

>>81584878
Kanaya's character arc stopped around Act 5 Part 2 when she won the Rosebowl.

>>81586705
Now you reminded me of that John loves his daddy fanfiction
Fuck

>>81587083

Then John is a dirty fucking racist, isn't he.

>>81587083
B-b-but it would be a reat opportunity to have one more Undertale reference, with skeltal companion and shit

>>81587119
Was it Daddy Dearest or something?
I remember my Homestuck friends mentioning it all the time.

>>81587167
Yes

>>81587027
>Jane resurrects John's Dad
>Zombie Dad
>he meets Jane's Dad
>they fuse

You consume your counterpart, B1 Dad, finally uniting as one mean, strapping Dad of unprecedented Mangrit.

A phenomenal transformation takes place.

You become...

My God.

YOU BECOME...
Dad

Who is the biggest cuck in Homestuck?

>>81587280
KarKuk

>>81586792
>As far as we know the trolls universe was not sburb made, its not in a Bilious Slick.
How did you come to this conclusion? Snowman's life is just tied to the troll's universe's frog.

>>81585899
Their actual attack? Terezi uses her Mind powers to see beneficial and advantageous timelines and Dave uses his time powers to reconfigure them to make them happen.

http://bladekindeyewear.tumblr.com/post/142461195039/theres-some-slight-pre-spoilers-1-word

Is bkew finally giving up?

>>81587280
(Vriskuck)

“We are slowly building to a particular moment I foresee on the horizon. It’s not just characterized by the end of the story, though that should be a factor. It’s more than that. Things I have planned, and some other things we’ll say may be fortuitously aligned. Invisible pieces of a heinous machine all snapping together, mechanically congealing with a grim sense of purpose. I’m tentatively branding to this moment as The Rapture, and it will be more than you can bear. More than anyone can. And everyone won’t. ”

>>81587381
Bad end confirmed

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>>81586187
two possibilities:
I just fucking jump in there myself not quite knowing how bad of an idea that actually is.
otherwise, I throw in my dog, then print and throw in a photo of amaterasu

>>81587356
>5 years of theories

poor guy

>>81587381
source

>>81587381
yeah but when did he post that and how many things have unfortuitously misaligned since then

>>81587381
I thought this was referring to [S] MSPA Reader: Mental Breakdown or the MAKING THIS HAPEN of the sprites

>>81587381
Sburb release date 4/13/16

>>81587356
He's in denial

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>>81587364
She is not a cuck!

>>81587494
(JUST)

>>81584896
Bard of Doom (which is great because I have a general idea of what my abilities would entail)

I would probably, in all honesty, having given it some major thought, allocate my laptop or other such flat, blunt object like an iPad to my specibus, and whack shit with it.

There aren't any dead objects in my house or home so I'm not sure what I would prototype though.

I love how almost all of Vriska's plan happened the complete opposite of how it should have.

Mainly how she said she was gonna kill LE but ends up fighting Hussie.

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>>81587494
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS

>>81587563
Everything else worked except the LE part. And that'll happen once Hussie moves out of the way

>>81587579
It was manly in what she said. Like how Karkat probably won't do anything whilst he ends up defeating Clover.

>>81587566
When will LE's coat get made?
How many loose ends can get wrapped up in the short time we have left?

Lord English is unkillable because reality bends to his will, right? So, all John has to do is write "you don't need him" on reality's wall.

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>>81587626

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>>81587626
What did she mean by this?

>>81587617
honestly most of the loose ends can be wrapped up in two seconds each, like Doc Scratch getting ectobioligized, or the meaning behind MEOW were

Why exactly is ARquius bring helpful?

>>81587610
Anon. He was only supposed to assist Kanaya during her visit to Echidna.

It's his fault for calling his alternate selves "losers" and then humiliating himself in front of the ghost army. Thank god Vriska was distracted by Hussie or she would have bullied him to death.

>>81587700
Pardon?

>>81587617
Wow, he defeated 1 whole jackass in a group of a 14 jackasses who weren't even main targets and were considered such non threats that Vriska assigned who she believed to be the worst kid to defeating them AND the Jack who decided to fuck off and go fight some real challengers.

Nothing went "exactly as planned" but it's a battle and she's not even a seer. She laid out the composition and the strategy, assigned her resources appropriately, and because of that, they were victorious on all fronts. The Condesce was not only distracted but defeated. The Striders+1 took care of the mind-Jack Jack as well as the other one. Jake and Karkat were pretty much completely useless, as expected. And the two promoted queens were too distracted with their own fight to be used by the Condesce and the fight probably ended in a way that was better for the team than a draw.

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>>81584912
What's wrong with having a giant wanking arm? Why do people wank shame?

>>81587700

For what reason are you expecting him to not be?

>>81587700
50% dirk, 50% submissive horseman

>>81587700
Because he's a sprite. And an obsequious observer of hierarchy. And a pair of glasses programmed to provide amicable, though sarcastic, interactions.

>>81587700
He's a good guy
He's only a part of Lord English because he sacrificed himself.

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>>81587781
>Karkat went from being a main protag to just being a joke side character
>Tavros is getting better treatment now
>Fucking TAVROS
I seriously thought I'd never type that

>>81587781
Jade* not Jake, anon.

>>81584303
There is no "hst" shut the fuck up

>>81587909
HSG got brutally murdered by hotpockets. From its ashes rose /hst/.

>>81587859
Dont worry. His character arc is to become Dave Strider's girlfriend, because he is that fucking shit.

>>81586192
>I'm guessing LE will be defeated by Alt Calliope, though.
muse calliope IS LE

>>81586498
>latula/kankri/mituna
>Let The Morning Come Soon
exceptionally good taste, anon

>>81587651
TH4NKS DOC

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How much are you ready for everything to start tumbling down, anons?

>>81587966
No, hst is just a meme name pushed by hsg retards who still need a hugbox

>>81588091
Readier than necessary.

>>81588091
this art is bad. why do they all have baby faces

>>81588091
>This art is now on par with the comic
FAST AND LOOSE

>>81588101
lol get out

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>>81588080
Make sure to use this image, anon.

>>81584417
Oh man I am a dumbass. I was sure that "ah" was supposed to be a cry of surprise, signifying a shocking event, or even just the characters being surprised by something the reader already knows. Didn't think of reading it as AH.

Who's got it worse, Jade or GCATavros?
Will they date?

>>81588261
NO

Cats and Dogs HATE each other!!!!!

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>>81588091
>john's sprite head on a 90s anime body

>>81588261
GCTavsprite. Poor guy didn't do shit.

mituna and latula are pretty sad

>>81587356
-100$

>>81586187
I have a book with all of Scott Joplin's rags.
There's a beehive somewhere in the back yard.
The stings will be worth it.

I want my HIVE RAGTIME

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>>81588106
>>81588113
I couldn't find a more appropriate pic.
Also I should've said "come tumbling down", that is an indefensible oversight there.

>>81587356
he's realizing he'll have nothing to live for once Homestuck is over

>>81588368
Uh
Anon
That's the Reddit banner

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>>81588368
i love this banner, it's about as far away as you can possibly get to how hussie uses his characters

how many times have any of the non-striders looked that serious and brooding? once? twice?

>>81588469
Wow, seriously? Talk about low standards. Typical reddit.

>>81588519
HOL UP

what happened to that small horse

>>81588579
Unexplained because like many things Hussie introduced a lot of mysteries but he just followed the ones that interested him. It's a by-product of his writing style.

>>81588519
It really doesn't show the tone of the comic, that for sure.
Homestuck is a lot more comedic than people give it credit for. You would think from seeing all the edgy/serious artwork that it had no jokes at all.

>>81588596
no hold up that stupid horse is going to help defeat English

cap this

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>>8158862

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Which class has the best god-tier outfit?

>>81588655
no idea why I linked that dead post and not yours >>81588628

>>81588674
bard by a mile

>>81588674
That fucking char should be erased from the face of existence itself. Burn down the fanon bullshit and the retarded tumblrinas who promoted it.

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>>81588732
Why does it trigger you so much? A small portion of it is non-canon, but that's just people being creative.

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WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH

>>81588805
Inspiration is something that shouldn't fucking exist. People must never invent anything on the base of things they like. This is bullshit.

>>81588805
Well guess my favorite color.

>>81588674
How old is this image?

>>81588873
Gray. Like your gums.

>>81588919
who has gray gums

>>81588868
You realise inventing things based on things you like is pretty much the basis for everything humanity has ever made, right?

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Man, the old Alterniabound sprites seem so old in a way. Why do I feel like Hussie didn't make the newer talksprites?

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>>81588938

>>81589012
Because he didn't. This has been known for a long while.

>>81584878
Karkat was one of the original Trolls of Act 4 and essential is a complementary to John who had his own goals that didnt really conflict with the Kids
Vriska has wanted to sreal the spot light since the beginning and was fine dead, she really didn't need to cone back

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Why did John think sticking his hand into a hole in reality was a good idea?

>>81589012
He didn't make any of them.

>there are people hyped for hiveswap
man i sure love not being deluded

>>81589071
Because he was a dream ghost and the worst thing that (he thought) it could happen to him was dying an waking up.

>>81589071
He was free to make a choice and took it.

>>81589087
no you don't, you're miserable

>>81589087
It's going to be a trainwreck, no?
What am I saying, it already is.

Would you play a Homestck Dynasty Warriors game?

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>>81588852
Because this is what you get for disrespecting.

>>81589055
Anon, Vriska is Anti-Jade.

Remember how oldfags hated Jade for being a mary sue? Hussie made this character as a response and even confirmed it on a commentary that Vriska was created, because Jade owned a 8-ball.

probably
if it was free

Did Rose play the rain?

>>81589012
He didn't make those ones either.
I'm pretty sure all walkarounds are 100% guest art, except for the pre act 5 ones.

>>81589166
you can't play rain that doesn't even make sense anon

>>81589139
I thought Karkat had a smidgen of development, is he seriously still berating his alts?
Why is Hussie so shit at writing arcs?
>inb4 they don't have arcs they're people
That's not how it works.

>>81589139
And Jade stopped being important a long time ago
Buts its funny
Vriska is a parody of Jade's mary sueness
Aranea is a parody of Vriska's story hijacking

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I just watched "Collide", do you have any of the Undertale-related butthurt archived?

>>81589166
No, they completely dropped that plot point. Last time it was brought up was before Cascade.

>>81589215
Just a few people saying it was too obvious. No one was buttmad to the point of being entertaining though.

knight of space does what

>>81589292
He protects his personal space

>>81589215
It was annoying and a bit intrusive, but I don't think anyone lost their cool.

>>81588261
They'll bond over repeatedly teleporting Vriska's guts outside her body, as a punishment for robbing them both of their relevance and development.

:^(

>>81589292
Uses his loneliness as a weapon AKA a school shooter

>>81589215
People liked it more than they disliked it desu. I guess it's because Homestuck has always been crammed with not-so-subtle references.

>>81589292
creates safe spaces

>>81589292
you know that old guy guarding the holy grail forever in Indiana Jones? That guy.

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I want to marry Nepeta!

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>>81589335
>Vriska gets to have all the good fun
>he gets dick in ass

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>>81589275
>>81589328
>>81589367
Thanks.
I was pleasantly surprised to see fraymotifs finally being relevant.

>>81589071
someone post the comic where he puts his dick in

>>81589215
There wasn't any.
There were some minor groans but no real butthurt because most homestuck fans like undertale as far as I can tell.

>>81589436
It was about time.

Remember when Karkat wasn't a total useless retard?

>>81589457
>most homestuck fans like undertale
Homestuck fans really have the worst taste.

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how the fuck do I not have the .gif of this saved.

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>>81589434
Don't be jealous, anon.

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>>81589485
well yeah, I mean look at us

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>>81589474
I think it was a fanventure.

>>81589474
He's been flanderized, just like Dave, Rose, Terezi, Kanaya, John and many others. Whereas his character had dept, now he's the funny shouting troll with an inferiority complex who fails at everything and is the butt of jokes.

>>81588522
the sub is a shithole. real shame, too, it used to be about as good as /hsg/. better at times! but the "fandom" mindset eventually got the better of it. it always does.

>>81589598
yeah, the reddit was at some point actually one of the better places to discuss the comic, somehow.

>>81589598
the reddit seems to be mostly old /hsg/ goers who have acclimated to the "niceness" of reddit to continue discussion there.

Thats one of the reason I really don't like reddit. You have to be nice.

>>81585872
Aside from matching Aradia in Class and Aspect (Maid of Time), there's very little shared. (Roxy is fave... Though I do like Aradia and Betty. Got this from a generator years ago.)
Specibus was swordkind... But never used really cause... TIME MAGIC.
I'm not really sure what this kind of poster keeps asking for? But is this it?

>>81586092
An angel statue I have, preentry. Then dreamself postentry. Then cheat with self to god tier immediately.
Maids gotta cheat to keep shit clean, y'know.

>>81585872
Knight of Life
FIST KIND (Lucha themed)

Or Prince of Time
Hammerkind

>>81585872
Heir of Void
Fistkind because void
Crossbowkind as a sidearm for sneakyness

>>81586531
you could just alchemize that instead of wasting it on a sprite though

>>81584296
The good ones are all silly fun (ie: lowblood eridan). All the serious ones suck.

Then you have the fan stories that follow the same style / are tangentially related to the plot but are basically their own thing, there's some good stuff in there (i recall one where a bunch of troll kids play a completely unrelated game to sburb on the same day, and there's a third alien race)

Then there's stuff that follow the same image-per image text adventure format. Homestuck has inspired dozens of people to make some -really- good shit.

>>81585872
knight of hope, maybe? although clearly at this point it's "can't make up of mind"
pistolkind/riflekind

>>81585872

Thief of Time
Bookind (Bookkind? Book-kind?)

I've never been able to decide what I would prototype, I just don't have anything suitable lying around.

>>81585872
I'm Maid of Time and Scissorkind, because scissors are fucking great.

>>81585872
bard of space
fistkind

>>81589948
>bard as your time or space player
hello doomed session

>>81585872
Prince of Hope here. But unlike that douche Eridan, I don't teamkill.

Specibus would probably be Bookkind.

>>81589641
>Thats one of the reason I really don't like reddit. You have to be nice.
Huh, I guess I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

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>>81589967
hey I think I could do an alright job
probably

>>81585872
Retook it to get Mage of Heart.
Something like Frying Pan kind.

>>81589878
and there's a dead cat, a live cat, and a live dog named bec so i really don't know what gets prototyped
getting doublecatsprite and then having the dog protect my house while i'm planetside sounds like it might work

>>81585872
>all these guaranteed (you)s
>not just making a fucking sburb roleplay thread on /tg/

>>81590035
The classpect quiz I used, i meant

>>81590060
>>>/tg/46517427
shit I hope I did that right

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>>81584209
First post best post I see

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8

>>81584747

Entire thread was just John playing a video games. Final comic is him say, "Neat, let's play that again." while sitting at his desk. Link back to page 1.

Does anyone have a rar of the Collide soundtrack?

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Best character arc to worst (Top to bottom)

-Best-
Vriska
Karkat
Jane
Jake
Jade
Mayor
Meenah
(Tavros)
Kanaya
Rose
Dirk
Terezi
John
Roxy
Dave
-Worst-

>>81589132
Only if LE was playable

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>>81590283
None of them because character arcs don't exist.

>>81590283
Is this a joke ?

>>81586187
>old game boy
>tonios stand

>>81590283
I wonder what kind of reaction to this post you envisioned when you made it.

>>81590309
SAID THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO GOT THE MOST DEVELOPMENT AFTER THE RETCON

FUCK