ITT: Characters that had sex
>>81583729
Do you think his semen is green and slimy?
>>81583739
Anom come on
Its probably greener than a leprechaun and the same consistency as swamp muck
>>81583739
>>81583781
And smells like onions.
>>81583729
>>81585238
Still trying to figure out how they did it to this day
>>81584100
OVER THE LINE
>>81585318
What's so confusing? If it were a male dragon and female donkey, I could understand the confusion, since it just wouldn't fit, but as it is...
>>81585509
And how does he not get sucked into the gigantic dragon pussy?
>>81586232
Who says he didn't?
>>81584100
lewd
>>81583729
Why do people have to ruin everything that's cute and innocent with this shit? Give me one fucking piece of proof that they had sex you edgelord faggot.
>>81586508
They had babies
You know what they were doing.
>>81584100
SALTED
>>81586565
blowjob
>>81586562
>>81586346
DICKGIRL
>>81584100
>racemixing
>>81583729
>>81584100
hehehe
>>81586562
Link me to the peer-reviewed study of ogre reproductive systems. Otherwise you're talking out of your ass.
>>81586607
I am more than fine with that.
>>81583739
Why would it be green?
>>81586844
>>81586771
You're a great dad...you're a great dad...you're a great dad...you're a great dad...
>>81586844
wait... what? No, I think... I don't want to know.
Season 3
>>81585428
>characters that had sex
>posts a bunch of asexual virgins and a prepubescent alien hybrid virgin
>>81586844
Fuckin hell man
>>81583729
>>81586844
DELETE THIS
>>81586844
>>81584100
TINY
WHITE
GRAINS
>>81586844
>>81586844
delet this
>>81586844
>>81586688
>autism
>>81586688
>>81583729
It was probably rape though.
>>81586844salty pennies
Probably lots
>>81587854
Well they did try to make a baby plenty of times so yes.
You're mom!
>>81587854
This guy was alone with only his dogs for decades, during his prime years.
All of them, but they are probably all fucking impostors, like a true reality show all of that shit is probably a huge fake.
the sex scenes were never really shown and they had also sometimes probably special effects bullshit, like during the moments where they kills people.
that's explains a lot why the plots of this show are always uncanonical, every episodes is another fake story made by the jew producer and the characters are all actors.
yeah i love my theory.
It's unfortunate that after Flik had his turn, the entire rest of the colony had theirs too.
>>81586844
Sidesobliterated.jpg
>>81586844
>>81586688
Google Rule 34 you faggot
>>81583739
Black people don't have black semen, so no.
>>81586844
I don't understand
Who is the girl? What is this from?
>>81586844
>>81587023
>pearl
>asexual
>not lusting over Rose every second of the day
It's like you didn't even watch the show
>>81588464
Behold: http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Why they didn't have more of it perplexes me, though.
>>81588464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55EzxUytXc
>>81586232
Does Donkey have enough jizz to impregnate her?
>>81588510
Jesus..thank you but....wow. Jesus.
>>81585318
The Shrek universe has mass-produced potions, they probably get a couple of crates of temporary shrink and temporary growth potions about once a month at goofy fairytale-pun Costco.
>>81586844
It took longer than I expected for someone to post this.
Clinton pls
>>81588885
So do you think she uses an oppressive white strap-on or an appropriative black strap-on?
>>81588711
>Does Donkey have enough jizz to impregnate her?
Anon, I'm not sure you understand how babymaking works. You don't have to fill her womb like a fucking balloon so that the donkey cum can turn into a baby or whatever it is you're thinking of.
>>81586232
He goes cave exploring.
>>81588915
Neither, she uses a pink one
>>81588915
"She" doesn't need a strap-on.
>>81583729
They banged. Shrek dumped his ogre-load inside of her.
>>81586844
1-2 hurts just a little bit
Manual reminder that Goofy has had sex. Goofy has nutted inside of a woman. Goofy has an O-face.
>>81588451
Speak for yourself, honkey.
Lots and lots of it
Pleasure and pain were shared. Feelings discovered. A love was born that moment
>>81586844
>Father from KND had sex
Dude what
>>81589243
This is probably how he sounds like when he finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>>81586607
Not necessarily. Could work just like seahorses.
Obligatory.
>>81589325
Oh you sweet summerchild...
>>81586844
YOU BASTARD
Remember the first episode in the volcano.
>>81588098
He's a worker ant. Realistically, he should be female, or at the very least, since he's not a drone, he can't impregnate her.
>>81586607
I need to see proof.
>>81585318
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HotSkittyOnWailordAction
>>81589376
Pretty sure he was making a joke. Also, Father/Benedict might not have,since they aren't his kids.
>>81586844
The line is over there m8. You crossed it.
At least, according toOperation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S.
>>81588968
Semen can only survive for so long and it would need to travel down a vaginal tract that is many times longer than a donkey's and probably has an entirely different ecosystem and pH level. The number of sperm that would survive and limp their way to the egg would probably not be enough or in good enough condition to penetrate the egg's membrane. Only a single sperm needs to be inside the egg in order to fertilize it, but a multitude of them are needed together to help overcome the membrane, since it's not simply physical penetration that occurs, but rather chemically induced weakness of the membrane via the enzymes present in the head of the sperm. It's a group effort.
>>81587873
>>81588510
That's... That's horrifying...
>>81586844
>>81589347
I knew what it was, but still.
whycantiholdallthesesides.jpg
>>81586844
No. No. NO. NO. FUCK YOU NO!
>>81586580
>not PEPPERED
>>81589325
How else would he be a Father?
>>81586844
>http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Shitting christ.
>>81590222
>not Slade and Raven
Nigger
He's probably got a room full of all the sex machines he invented.
Probably hot and sweaty
>>81590365
The difference is that Terra and Deathstroke ACTUALLY fucked. A lot.
>Sherk fucking Fiona from behind
>accidentally slips it in her poop shute
>"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"
>>81590565
KEK
>>81587023
Garnet is literally sex all the time
>>81590439
>>81586844
>>81589303
yee.
>>81590682
You monster!
>>81583729
Shrex
>TFW they got to Tier 15
>>81586562
>>81586508
ayy
>lmao
>>81590439
>>81589347
>>81589243
Fuck my shit up.
I'll go jump off a window now...
But to be completely honest, this is not nearly as fucked up as some fanart I've stumbled upon on pixiv.
Just think about this, GoofyxMax is a thing...
>>81591008
Yeah, and definitely on that episode were Chris fucking kidnaps him...
Dick Dastardly was into Bestiality and used to let Mutley fuck him. I am absolutely certain of it.
The first clue is the way Mutley- a fucking DOG- laughs at his OWNER who he relies on for food constantly. No dog would willingly bite the hand that feeds it unless it knew it had all the power over him. I've seen and read plenty of girls bestiaity blogs and they ALL admit that their dogs basically dominate them. The only different between Dick Dastardly and the average attention whore on a zoosex forum is the fact that the girl on the zoosex forum doesn't know how to build a high powered car for racing against Beavers and Soldiers.
I am convinced that the reason Dick NEVER won a race is simply because he would get out in front then see Mutley's little red dick poking out from under his tail and would need to get fucked in his ass. He would stop, let Mutley have his way, then realise that the other drivers are catching up and would device a stupid plan to try and stop them. Mutley would laugh at its failure because he still got his dick wet, he already won first prize, Dick Dastardly's ripe butthole. Penelope Pitstop would never have that, neither would the Gruesome Twosome.
I also think the Pigeon from catch the pigeon was probably a sex slave for them.
>>81591141
>>81590991
>...
yeah lol you might as well end your life
>>81590397
>>81591008
The sexual tenson in that scene was thick enough to cut with a knife.
>>81586844
>>81591141
>>81586844
You're not a good person
>>81590496
D-does it count if it's a ghost?Or was he really fucking the corpse of a chicken the whole time?
>>81586844
damn
>>81589554
Maybe he climbed inside ejaculated somewhere closer to the ovarys
>>81583729
>>81591498
>closer to the ovaries
...anon. Please tell me you don't think you can actually get close to the ovaries.
Closest you can get is right next to the cervix.
>>81591215
Oh gee, sorry Anon, it wasn't my intention to trigger you like that!
>>81590621
>>81585428
>>81590621
Sex, by nature, requires reproduction, fusing may be intimate but it is not the end all be all. This hypothesis is supported by the fact that Greg and Rose had sex and produced the result of that union. Furthermore, the notion that Gems are asexual is also flawed, this is because the gems can only create other gems by using machines. They themselves can't produce offspring asexually. Thus they are not asexual. Anyways I kind of wish pale would stop shoving SU into every thread. Also the fact that most fans of SU come to this "asexual/agendered" conclusion is hard for me to understand because of all the evidence to the contrary.
>>81589325
>>81586844
Gentlemen, the next big thing of /co/. Anyone screencapping this?
>>81591538
>trigger
what you should be pulling right now as you speak :^)
>>81591498
OK this whole virginity ignorance shit is getting ridiculous
rabbit people are savages with sex
>panini wanted chowders seed in her
>ALL OF IT
>to the point she was gonna rape him
>they now have 50+ children and more along the way
>>81591587
>:^)
look who's talking sperg
>>81591624
>>81591587
Will you two faggots just fuck off?
>>81591533
She's a big dragon
>>81591548
I like that your overuse of fancy ten-dollar words somehow makes you more of an idiot instead of less of one. It's kind of fascinating, actually.
>>81591677
Anatomy doesn't work like that. You'd need to cut to get to the ovaries. Have you ever even looked at a diagram of the female reproductive system?
>>81591597
>he was purposefully neglecting her the entire time because of this
don't know whether to call him a total fagshit or an actual smart character for pulling this shit knowingly.
>>81591624
you're both fucking spergs and should fuck off accordingly.
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81587033
>they didn't put leaves on Darwin's feet
They fucked up
>>81589490
>linking to tvtropes
Kill yourself
>>81586844
>>81590991
>Just think about this, GoofyxMax is a thing...
Is this your first time on the net? Does yaoi incest even shock anyone anymore?
Also
>...
Stop
>>81586844
>>81586844
Oh my god...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaahahahahahahahahaah
>>81586844
>>81591691
> fancy ten dollar words
That sounds like something some villain from a western would say before he shoots the mayor. Anyway, I'm on my phone so if autocorrect messes some words up don't get uppity. If you disagree with my point you shouldn't resort to insulting me, it won't make your perspective correct.
My belief is that the gems from SU are actually or were at some point, a sexual species. The fact that they clearly do not reproduce asexually is my evidence for this.
>>81586844
>>81583729
I was only 9 years old
>>81591548
They're applying all the cultural shenanigans around sex to a non-human (hell, non-biological) action. It's an easy parallel to draw, but inaccurate.
And hilarious if you take it to its natural conclusion.
>>81586844
le ebin shocked reply
>>81591691
>ten dollar words
Sorry, didn't realize you were a bit short on funds.
>>81591677
For you
>>81586844
Who is that?
lolno
>>81592589
http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Read at your own risk
>>81588451
And he should know, what with all that bull prepping.
>>81592230
Yeah, I suppose the "it's a progressive show" narrative around this show is to blame. That and the fact that Sugar will in all likelihood not address this and instead find some cop out. Even if that was her intention it probably goes against the shows supposed politics. However, I hope Sugar won't let some fringe community's politics get in the way of an impactful statement about the nature of identity politics and 3rd wave feminism's core narrative.
>>81591229
I KEKED when i saw that
>>81592754
Could be worse
>>81584100
This is what happens when you blanda up.
>>81592963
any worse and anyone who visited that link would be taking a road trip with the local PD
>>81592797
The best part about it is this:
>Homeworld specifically prohibits fusion between gems of different gem types
>Homeworld is against the kind of fusion that creates life
>Homeworld actively promotes fusion between three (or more!) of the same gem
>The Crystal Gems are a bunch of colonial rebels fighting for FREEDOM and support Heterogemous Fusion
Homeworld confirmed for Heterophobic Polygamist Space Nazi Lesbian Englishwomen.
>>81586688
>caring THIS much
>>81591101
And yet there's still people that defend Sonic X outside of maybe 2 episodes
>>81586508
Did people repressed Shrek 3 and 4?
>>81585428
Technically Steven IS Rose Quartz, so he did have sex with his father before giving birth to himself.
>>81586844
>>81593037
That's what I keep thinking. This could not have been unintentional, it's just too overt. Perhaps had the "Social Justice" crowd not been so attracted to this show we might find this interpretation the more appropriate one.
>>81583729
>>81591502
200+ times
>>81584848
>Yfw Max could be half cow
>>81591624
That's just ironic shitposting. Ellipses really do look kinda stupid though
>>81593516
And they'll do it 200 more
>>81586844
wew laddy
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81586844
Go die in a fire
>>81586844
>>81592709
>implying I'm not a virgin
>>81586844
>>81591691
i can spot you a twenty bruv its ok
>>81593979
>>81584100
>>81592978
that's the thing, they had sex at least twice
99.5% of characters over the age of 20 and 60% of the characters over the age of 14. Not even exaggerating. You know how rare a virgin is?
>>81595019
>virgins
>rare
>posts on 4chan
>>81586844
>>81586688
>I habe the autisms
>>81589547
2 becoming so mediocre and 4 going to harvard was so bullshit
>>81593341
>>81593516
Rabbits have big litters so 200 kids doesn't mean 200 copulations.
>>81593516
>200+ times
T-That's not how rabbit reproduction works.
>>81596908
>>81596957
I know. I was just making a joke. Doesn't mean Stu didn't tap that 200+ times though.
>>81586844
You fucked up.
>>81591548
So this is what autism looks like
Woo
Of course Heathcliff had sex
>>81583729
>Characters that had sex
Missing: Anon.
>>81586844
Come on now that was a low blow
>>81586844
10/10
>>81597391
what is that from?
>>81588536Bloodbending abortions.
>>81593397
>>81586639
>>81586844
>>81597712
zombillenium
>>81596908
Rabbits also fuck about 20 times a minute if given the chance, and I'm not exaggerating that. They will hop on, pump a few dozen times in the space of two seconds with their crazy jackhammer hips, cum, hop off, and hop back on again. 200 is a very conservative estimate.
Also rabbits don't quite understand how sex works so the female will also try to fuck the male whenever she gets the chance. In fact all rabbits will fuck just about anything, boys fuck boys, girls fuck girls, girls fuck boys fucking boys fucking girls. I had one try to fuck my arm once.
>>81597963
Yeah but those are retard feral rabbits, not good wholesome church-going carrot farmer rabbits.
>>81586844
I'd almost forgotten
>>81588802
Fae-Mart?
Walknight?
Costcogre?
Sam's Guild?
(Archery) Target?
The local Maul?
....Why is it so fucking hard to make puns?
>>81597876
someone storytimed some of this once, it was pretty good
>>81586844
Fuck you
>>81598009
>implying the urges went away
They go to church but it's not helping
>>81598137
Yeah it's great
also the OTP is strong with these two
>>81597391
Why is Lupin an elf?
>>81585318
/tg/ refers to it as "spelunking"
>>81596366
Yeah, but that was one of my first ships, aged 11.
>>81598321
Devil guy is cute
>>81598448
It's Aurelian, a werewolf-vampire-demon as a result of an unfortunate recruitment mishap and he's hot as fuck when he's not angry, I'll have you know
Okay he's kinda qt angry as well
>>81593516
Nick better be ready for Judy.
>>81586688
>>81598590
>>81598669
Yes
super cute
>>81598590
It would not surprise me at all to learn that /tg/ has had in depth discussions about how to impregnate female dragons.
>>81598321
This got me into the band Skip The Use since they had a music video promoting the graphic novel
>>81598104
Costcoven?
>>81586844
>>81597723
>>81586844
i dont get it
>>81583729
>>81599050
>Ogre load
>>81599050
>>81591583
how new are you? we got bored of that joke years ago.
>>81586844
http://imgur.com/kwdkLQv
Took long enough. l had to resize it so it can go on imgur, let alone 4chan...
>>81598781
/co/ probably explores danker territories all the time.
>>81599143
story on gif?
>>81599143
I remember seeing that shit on TV, its in a beer factory or something and there was a leak of glue from the sticker machine.
>>81586844
this was suppose to be a safe, "no shit" thread!
>>81586688
>>81586562
You see, ogres...are like onions
>>81593031
This isn't Canada.
>>81588968
>You don't have to fill her womb like a fucking balloon so that the donkey cum can turn into a baby or whatever it is you're thinking of.
is....is there art of this? there has to be somewhere, it's the internet, right?
>>81588968
>You don't have to fill her womb like a fucking balloon
But I want to.
Remember, dragons can breed with anything, so it's not that hard to grasp. Imagine if the Donkey character was a human instead.
>>81599814
>Literally just CGI Eddie Murphy
We'd all be livid with rage at him getting the best female in the series.
>>81594353
I don't remember this little fucker.
>>81599814
>dragons can breed with anything
So if a dragon is walking around on a windy spring day, pollen can fall on its cloaca and it'll lay a tree-dragon?
>>81588451
>black
>people
>>81583739
why wouldn't it be? it's semen, that's what it's supposed to be.
>>81599961
>>>/pol/
>>81598897
/tg/ had multiple
And odds are there's probably one going on right now
>>81599957
Why do you think dragons are always hanging out in their underground treasure caves?It's so that treasure can get continually stuck up in that cloaca and produce an endless stream of vagina gold.
>>81586844
Epic guys, really.
>>81599617
>>81599754
It's called cum inflation
Google it
>>81599957
Actually, yes. Dryads can also breed with pretty much anything too. Just imagine dryads using humans like how flowers use bees to pollinate other plants.
>>81586844
>>81598897
it was like a daily thing for a while
>>81600017
>Just imagine dryads using humans like how flowers use bees to pollinate other plants.
That wouldn't be us breeding with dryads, that would be us fucking one dryad and then transporting their genetic material to another dryad that we also presumably fuck.
>>81600050
What's the original context of this image?
>>81600016
I have. Many times.
>>81586844
no
>>81586844
Who?
>>81586844
>>81586906
>"Richard, stop saying that, I'm trying to concentrate"
>>81600144
works for me either way
>>81600193
>when the cum hits the back of the womb just right
>>81586844
>>81586844
>enter thread
>expect a few laughs
>see this
>>81586844
>>81586346
i fucking hated that robot
>>81588968
>>81599754
>>81600016
>>81600193
>>81600437
>tfw you have gf, you have a cum inflation fetish, but you don't want kids
>tfw real life humans can't jizz that much at once anyway
>>81597762
>>81593397
10/10
>>81599180
>how new are you?
these were basically his first 4 hours browsing the site, anon. cut him some slack off the shoulders.
>>81600537
We all did, anon.
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81586844
get fucking dumped on.
>>81588885
poor little white boy.jpg
>>81586844
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
''boy''
>>81594353
>>81599934
They at first didn't aknowladge him because he's actually the basted child of Ms. Pepper and Senor Chili Powder. He is literally the son of Mr. Salt's wife.
>>81589509
The only instance of undertale I can accept
>>81584780
Didn't Archer do every woman but his mom? I don't really watch the show much, but he at least fucked Pam iirc.
>>81597391
I love this series. I love french media in general
This lovely couple
>>81599517
No doubt. If they are going out, then he has no doubt given her father a sheep, and by that point, they may as well be married, so I imagine that they spend every second they aren't on screen in the back fucking like wild rabbits.
>>81589325
Dammit, now I want to see that comic redone with Father and The Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
>>81586844
FUCK YOU
>>81601706
Is she male to female or female to male? Is he gay regardless?
>>81601982
Yes
>>81586844
sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to kindly remove yourself from the internet
This comic about Clarissa is really depressing.
Yesterday /co/ told me to read Shindol's Emergency, now this. Fuck. I am overflowed with despair.
>>81599186
>>81586844
Let's try this.
>>81590178
He kidnapped a bunch of kids who weren't his own and brainwashed them into being the most perfect little children.
>>81601706
>>81602782
I don't understand why /co/ is so obsessed with making these unfunny collages.
>>81586844
>>81601982
MtF.
>>81603058
Now post the raptor one
>>81600557
You have a gf yet you aren't happy because real life is not like in your doujins?
Are you for real?
>>81603168
WOLBACHIA
>>81603207
This is the sad truth of what the magic of doujins do.
>>81586844
Where was this from?
>>81591548
> Sex requires reproduction
Gay sex, oral sex, anal sex, sex with contraception... All not really sex?
>>81603229
Uh, what?
>>81588541
Damn, that's moral Orel final season levels of fucked up.
>>81586844
Am I cool too?
>>81603125
pretty sure it started on /v/
>>81586844
>>81588536
what you think they had 3 kids and called it quits? yea right
>>81603668
100 years of balls on ice makes it pretty tough id assume
>>81588885
Delete this
>>81586844
>>81603269
You could always use a shit ton of white lube tho... Iunno man, be creative, just don't kill her while trying. Be happy!
>>81586844
Heh, I don't even know what the shit this is.
>>81603980
http://imgur.com/kwdkLQv
>>81603125
Because /co/ is an unfunny board.
>>81601706
I've been around here for a few months, I just turned 18, so I'm as new as it gets.(I didn't even browse until I was 17 and 3/4)
so my question is, post op or pre op?
>>81604114
Lurk more.
>>81601982
>>81604114
Given the (expected) reaction to his/her genitals, the redhead is probably PreOp MtF
>>81599576
fuck off pedo
>>81586844
It was all fun and games until you came along, Anon.
>>81604054
Nah you're just a faggot
>>81588464
Helga Pataki before she got put into a foster home.
>>81603619
i dont know
>>81588885
I want to be Ian.. Damn that one 5 is keeping you from quads..
>haha look this guy posted something shocking let's all overreact with our epin reaction images and make a screencap to show how cool and epik we are
This is like the fourth time this shit has happened. Stop.
>>81604778
Here's your (You)
>>81604778
NO
I NEED SOMETHING EPIC TO POST ON R/4CHAN
PEOPLE MUST KNOW HOW WACKY THIS PLACE IS
>>81605048
I remember back in the day how Funnyjunk was just like that. So glad I left that place like 6 years ago.
>>81586844
>>81590397
The vibe I get from these two is that Eva basically raped Pinpin. I imagine Eva took the initiative during their first time while Tristepin nervously laid back and took it.
>>81590621
Pls go tumblr
>>81604778
>fourth
you're so fucking sheltered it's embarrassing
>of all the things that the mods here decide to delete, they let this faggotry stay up
>>81605314
I'm sheltered because I don't keep count of how many times autism happens on this board?
Cripes, I better get a grip on reality then.
>>81586346
why he look more 3d than the others?
>>81605655
well yes viper,
if you've lurked enough, you'd know this kind of stuff has been happening and happening since the old days
also it originated on /v/, so there's that
>>81605503
Mods on /co/ only delete things that personally trigger them, like loli or people saying nigger.
>>81605800
getting your autism flared over a reaction image is unhealthy
>>81602782
what on earth possessed you to include every other reaction when you could have just included the op and that particular post?
>>81605739
It doesn't stop it from being faggotry nonetheless. The fact that it originated from /v/ doesn't automatically validate it as an ok thing to do.
>>81605922
oh I know, it's stupid regardless
just saying it's a lot more common then that dude thinks
>>81605739
>it originated on /v/
Maybe it should go back there.
>>81599982
t. nigger
>>81606042
no arguments there
>>81605737
He was CG
>>81606228
Is the hat cg as wellit looks like a penis
>>81585238
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
>>81586844
Have fun burning in Hell
>>81606293
that just gave me tuberculosis
fuck off
>>81606430
The point of the image is that they are making fun of the people who make those retarded images
It's a parody of you
>>81604583
I'm crying this is too perfect.
>>81606477
not the same anon as before dummy
but it's still awful even as a parody
>>81606484
imagine if the older squirrel went after him instead/too
>>81606537
because it's true?
>>81591502
>that scene where Judy is adding up Nick's tax evasion
>"We're rabbits. We're good at multiplying."
Holy shit, I laughed harder than I probably should have.
>>81606541
That's a dom right there. He'd just sob while she had her way with him.
>>81606559
duh
>>81586844
I would legitimately beat the living crap out of your ass if you were in front of me. Beat you to a fucking pulp man.
>>81607475
>unironically advocating for trigger warnings
>>81607610
Are you kidding? Can you imagine reading that as a victim? Trigger warnings should be used responsibly because they're not a bad idea entirely this being a perfect example.
>>81607610
>>81607701
its bait you dumbshits
>>81598897
Dragons almost always use their racial polymorph to fuck other races. It doesn't even require over thinking.
>>81588885
>two grandmas had sex
gross
>>81606293
>underwater balloon
Holy shit, how do you not know what a jellyfish is?
Seems we got a bit off track here.
Let's get the running train back on track.
>one of the only pussies with the ability to handle his power
Fucking made for fucking each other.
>>81586844
look ma! I'm posting!
>>81585318
>>81585509
>>81586232
>>81588711
>>81588968
>Not knowing how dragons breed
Read your D&D manuals fools.
1. Dragons can polymorph (shape shift)
2. Dragons, being magical creatures, have magical egg, sperm, DNA ect.
They can breed with literally anything.
>>81608421
Someone post that chart that shows how dragons are compatible with all DNA
>>81608421
I'm thankful that Gygax has put in the thought and effort to clear up these sorts of important questions in his dungeon clearing game.
>>81608455
>>81599143
I think this picture turned me gay
>>81586844
Hue
>>81586844
Ha I get it
>>81607475
>Asking for trigger warnings
Son, I think you'll find it more comfortable over there.
>>81583729
If there is something i can thank Max Landis of. Is that he made Clark fuck a villainess for once.
>>81586844
FUCK YOU. YOU CUNT
>>81586844
Son of a bitch
>>81600050
seconding this guy
>>81600160
>>81588885
Well, not everyday you can see an interracial lesbian couple.
>>81584848
You know the old "Minnie is fucking Goofy" joke?
See how Max has the mask around his face even after they brought Goofy back to his original, un-masked design?Minnie is Max's mom
>>81602747got a link?
>>81609090
Thank god
this man definately fucked a psychic energy alien babe. Probably plowed across the galaxy really.
>>81609090
how do you confuse ian for a lesbean
>>81583729
>>81609105
>Minnie is Max's mom
you can't hide a bastard child if the mother is the married entity, and I'm pretty sure Mickey would fuck Goofy's shit right up.
>>81609090
>lesbians
The white one is a man
>>81609249
you can tell because the black one has bigger tits
>>81586844
fug
>>81609115
>got a link
Oh, you have no idea what you're asking for.
>>81586844
I Unironically don't get it
>>81602747
Yes. Yes. Surrender to Anti Life. Let despair fill your soul. Darkseid will make you happy. Like Batman is happy. Darkseid Is.
>>81609218
In canon Mickey and Minnie aren't married, just dating. Minnie probably slept around behind Mickey's back or some shit.
>>81586844
>>81609504
wouldn't she explode trying to carry a dog baby to term
>>81604778
>NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN UNLESS ITS IN A WAY THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BEFORE OTHERWISE IT TRIGGERS MY AUTISM
>>81591008
>>81585318
I can't believe I'm going to say this but I think it was legit vag vore
>>81609313if its as bad as gieger counter, than i do
>>81586844
It's okay, they have a safeword
>>81605655
you are autistic anon
>>81586844
>>81605655
you're sheltered because this has been going on on 4chan since you were in grade school and you didn't lurk before posting as fucking usual
>>81609633
>Eddie Murphy's muffled sex-moans coming from inside the dragon's meat cavern
>>81609751
Why is this so well animated?
>>81609819
It's a clip from a very progressive episode of Sonic X.
>>81609798
> turning to motown medleys right before her drops his nut
>>81586844
F-fuck you
>>81609819
Autism
>>81609882
>that pic
FUck
You
for reminding me of that goddamn basketball video
>>81609882
What is it about Sonic in particular that attracts the biggest autists in existence?
>>81609973
Too hot for you?
Same
>>81610020
Oh fuck
>>81586844
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO DO THIS
>>81609751
>>81586844
>44
Dub don't lie
>>81586844
This joke is only getting funnier every time I see it.
>My sides
>>81609751
Isn't Shadow a clone of Sonic with Eggman's pubes or an MCR CD or some shit mixed in?
Is this incest?
>>81586844
Guys, I have an idea! Someone should story time this this!
>>81607876
No it wasn't.
Motherfucker almost fucking died for her fatass you bet your ass he stuck it between those cheeks.OVAs only confirmed it.
>>81588510
>trigger warnings
>Child abuse PSA
>Shitty Unneeded interpretations
>incorrect order.
>Pussy-ass niggas
>>81610272
Shadow is an alien/hedgehog hybrid created 50+ years before Sonic was born.
>>81610622
You ever really stop and think about the lore of sonic the hedgehog?
It's pretty fucking retarded.
>>81586844
I only just learned what this was a few days ago. Wanted to forget about it. Til this thread came along.
>>81610622
Is there an evil Sonic clone? I thought there was.
I have read more wikipedia articles on sonichu though, so CWC might have written that instead.
>>81610658
It is.
>>81610669
There was an Evil Sonic in the comic books, but he was just from an alternate universe.
>>81610395
>successfully baited
>>81586844
Fuck you dude
>>81600537
I feel like you could remove the robot all together and the story wouldn't suffer for it
>>81600643
amen to that
>>81588885
Fat Finn and plain Rey?
>>81586844
>>81596366
2 was always shit
His trying to be cool and failing schtick didn't work. It just made him annoying.
>>81602747
sauce? I'm ready.
>>81586844
Someone explain this, I don't understand.
>>81589325
>>81601776
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALIZED THATS WHERE HE GOT THE DELIGHTFUL KIDS FROM DOWN THE LANE FROM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81586844
>>81611440
The joke is that you're a faggot.
>>81611440
from some edgy comic where the dad is an asshole to his daughter and he rapes her
>>81586844
>>81611440
>>81612010
That's every board dunkass
>>81612081
Yep it sure is
sorry /a/, just gotta face facts and leave your homeworld once in while
>>81593253
Circular inbreeding? Not even Texas has managed that yet...
>>81612010
>>81612081
have you never been to any other board negro?
hell even /sp/ and /int/ does this
>>81612254
what a surprise,
all boards are shit
>>81612010
That's not true! We do other fun stuff, like... like...
>>81586844
I haven't read Family Portrait since the near constant dumps in 2009.
7 years later and I feel bad.
>>81586844
wew laddie
You kind of have to wonder what kind of individual gets their kicks off of avatarfagging on a Friday night
Either way, report and ignore you dummies.
so this...is autism
thanks you mods
>>81599517
The father and the sheep, you mean?
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81599454
CARLOS!
jesus this fucking thread i'm shrekt...
>>81586844
damn..son
>>81590565
fuck
>>81603125
Is not that hard to understand why, /co/ is a casual/normalfag board, so is an easy target to leddit and his EPIC 4CHAN MOMENTS. True this thing started in /v/ but just go to that leddit page and see for your byself
>>81586844
BASED MADMAN
>>81586844
+1 karma
>>81586844
SAVAGE
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>>81603469
THE
DINEH
>>81598204
maybe she took baking soda to control those urges
>>81609216
gay sex probably, but I thought losing virginity only counts if you fuck/get fucked by the opposite sex
>>81586734
what bothers me is that they didn't even age them
>>81617685
bye anon
>>81609639
Link's been posted in the thread a few times at least ffs
>>81617371
what if a girl put it in my butt
>mfw I only laugh at weird shit, but can't cringe because I have seen way more fucked up shit
>>81588662
Most probably.
>>81611825Daddy's little girl
>>81586844
porn when