Best DC Waifu

Squire!

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>>81580451
nope

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>>81580539
Everytime I see a picture of her I want to hang her on things or put her on a flagpole and watch her try and get off.

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>>81580587
>watch her get off

God, what a stupid concept.
I'd probably have been able to accept it if the size of the hole didn't mean 60% of her brain would be missing.

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>>81580539
wrong!
your waifu a shit
but here's a good # 2

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>>81580336
Nope

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>>81580620
fag

Her brain was malformed and squished to the sides, so when she got shot in the head it missed

so she got a gunshot induced https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning

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>>81580665
please, we all know who the second best waifu is

>>81580654
Look up Dandy walker syndrome

I need another waifu like a need a...wait I had something for this.

>>81580878
That is actually a really good point. Gotham must have the shittiest mental health care in the entire DC universe.

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>>81580965
she's one of the cleverer batman rouges

Like if Riddler was a hippy all about enlightenment

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>>81580654
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>>81580753
Which made her crazy?

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>>81581288
No, increased oxygen to the brain makes you smarter. It gave her an open mind

>>81581327
That's hugely a hypothetical science. Won't argue comic science but really a tiny hole is doable but something the size of a soup can through and through.

That's just silly looking.

>>81581426
More oxygen = more smarter. You can't argue with the results

>>81581527
If more oxygen=more better, then why do people die when they get shot in the head?

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>>81582393
>wonder woman

nope

>>81580336
>>81580539
>>81580620
>>81580753
>>81580878
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>>81581057
hot shit

>>81580336
I hate this bitch so goddamn much

>>81580878

>Batmans face
>"I need this shit like a hole in the head...."

>>81580336
Can't some basketball player just lob a 3-point shot in there and shut her down for good?
Or like some spiders climbing around in there at night?

STICK YOUR DICK IN IT

>>81582889
why the fack not?

>>81580795
high quality wifu

>>81580336
does she hae any kind of powers or it's justa girl with a hole in her head who is SOOO CRAZY

ah but wait she's a batman villain
of course her deal is gonna be just the dumbest shit

Ahem... Zatanna?

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>>81580336
yeah she was fun, has she shwon up in anything since her initial appearance?

Also posting good alternative waifu's

>>81585876
It's just a girl in her head who's crazy. Her story was really dumb unless you're into it to fap, I suppose.

>>81582197
Bullets work via combustion via gunpowder. Since combustion removes oxygen from around it then a bullet passing through your head eliminates the oxygen in your brain until you're dead.
SCIENCE

>>81580878
this is the most ridiculously bad character ive ever seen

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>>81580654

She had Dandy Walker Syndrome, and was knocked into Gotham Harbor (which is full of chemical nastiness) immediately after being shot.

That's the explanation given, at least.

Anyway, she reminds me of that Nightwing villain who miraculously survived having his head twisted around, leaving it stuck on backwards.

>>81582829
I hate you

>>81586119
Mime is good but pre-Beware the Batman Magpie was pretty terrible. Her hairstyle is just embarrassing.

>>81587765
But it wasn't. Her story wasn't even fappable.

Absence was one of the few characters that is able to pull multiple simultaneous fast ones over on Batman (it was Dickbats, but still.)

She used Batman's typical "revenge driven villain" trope against him, had multiple schemes going on that took Bats on a ruse cruise, and used all her supervillain posturing to carry out crimes that go completely under Batman's radar.

And you know what else? She won. She got exactly what she wanted and got away scott-free.

>>81582830
Kek

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>>81589082
Yeah, no, see, you got it half right. While it's true that the bullet removes oxygen, it doesn't kill you outright. Like previously stated, more oxygen makes you smarter. That means less oxygen makes you dumber. Now, with a bullet hole in your head, all the oxygen will shoot out, like when you poke a hole in a balloon. So you get dumber and dumber, until your brain is so stupid, it forgets how to function. Then you die. Of stupidity.

>>81582197
>>81589082
>>81591417

No, no, no. More oxygen=more smarter, and getting your head blown open adds more oxygen. The people that die just used their newfound enlightenment to decide that life wasn't worth living, or else transcended to a higher state and shed their mortal body

Since Absence has a weird brain LESS oxygen actually gets inside her brain than people who have bullet holes directly in their brain mass, so she's smarter than a person with no Brainhole but not as smart as somebody with an exploded skull

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>>81580336
Oh, is that woman also a motorcycle? No, no she is not.

>>81590050
Look out! He's going to tell you about a settlement that needs help!

>>81580654
Women don't need a brain. They never use it anyway.

>>81591824
Mustang Suzy is pretty good but she will never be your Bond villain sugar momma

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>>81590647
the tri-hawk was just a wig senpai, shes a natural blonde

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My exquisitely shit taste, coming through

>>81593004
Magpie needs to be used more.

If I was the head Batman writer it'd be wall to wall obscurities.

>>81580795
tip top tier waifu

>>81581057
As somebody with a thing for skull surgeries and trepanning as well as lobotomy this really appeals to me.

>>81594397
you

I like you.

tell me more about your fetishes

>>81594595
I don't think there is much to discuss. I just like the satisfaction you get from breaking through something hard and then toying around with the soft and valuable tissue inside.

>>81593152
Hot damn do I love her design.

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>>81594652
do you like NoGirl?

>>81597098
DC?

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Raise anyone a Ma Gunn

>>81598302
marvel

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>>81597098
>>81598548

there's no contest for best Marvel Waifu

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>>81580451
God save that Scottish PAWG.

>>81599082
Premier Ass Woman/Girl?

>>81599082
Phat Ass White Girl?

>>81580336
The creation of this character shows a really callous disregard for human biology, even by Batman standards, a world in which a guy survived his face being torn off, and then bolted it back on like a skin mask. How the heck does that hole even make sense? If she was just a person who survived as hot to the head, that would be one thing, that has happened, but how does one explain that perfectly round, huge empty hole through her skull, and the fact that she's still walking around after that?

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>>81599371
who cares its a fucking batman comic

>>81599371
see
>>81581057

combined with toxic chemicals. her brain got joker'd

>>81599866
well, that's as good an explanation as any

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>>81580336


FIRST TO CLAIM BIG BARDA

wish she would claim me lads

>>81601757
>tfw no Bigger Barda

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KGBeast is pure husbando?

>>81580336
I hate this character with a passion, not only because her story in Batman and Robin was one of the worst comics I've ever read, but also because it came literally right after Morrison's run on B&R ended so it hurt twice as hard. I dropped the series from my hold after the first issue with her.

>>81604797
>I hate this character with a passion, not only because her story in Batman and Robin was one of the worst comics I've ever read,

You have incredibly shit taste then because her story was incredible.

>>81582393
Worst Woman could never be best DC waifu.

>>81580336

I wish they would have made the hole where the heart is supposed to be or something, because I think she's actually a really cool character, but the giant hole in her head is just too fucking ridiculous.

Did she ever end up confronting Bruce?

>>81593152
Ew. Gross.

>>81606294
Sick joke brah, you only needed half a brain to tell it

>>81606501
Nah, I'm pretty sure she figured out Dick wasn't the real Batman though.

I love her headhole, though. It makes for some really cool shots, like when the moon shines through it or when you get camera shots through it.

>>81606501
A hole in her heart is less thematic since she's not an emotion based character. She's a character based on intellect.

>>81606501
She was never actually about Bruce though. She didn't care about him. She knew he was associated with Batman and used those ties to manipulate him.

>>81580336
who´s in the bag?

>>81599082
I'd write a series for free about her if DC let me

>>81616603
Dog food

>>81616603
Gwyneth Paltrow

>>81617650
No it's literally dog food. And the scissors are paper. Nothing Absence does is real.

>>81617711
>literally
Troll post, do better next time.

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>>81580753
>Her brain was malformed and squished to the sides,


That is not how this shit works. At all. There is quite visibly not near enough space.

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>>81617753
OK sport
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>>81617723
See pic