The end of homestuck is near, post all of your best theories.

My best theory is that it's going to be the horrible mess of an ending this shitty series deserves.

>>81564268
Probably something stupid and needleesly dragged out, like it always is, but who cares, people will see it anyway.

Predict Gamzee's endgame
>Is prototyped with something by the kids
>Regenerates and does stuff
>Dies since he did what he was required to do to make LE and his other half isn't useful
>Nothing because Hussie a hack

>>81564695
I wouldn't judge the series by its fan base

>>81569666
and the artists who draw her will continue to insult her

>>81569733
>I don't see what the big deal with her being an alcoholic is now
alcoholism is bad, anon

>>81564268
Homestuck will end on a cliffhanger, suddenly the medium is changed to an anime, homestuck 2 confirmed for anime. All drawn by Lord English.

>>81564268
It was all Johns autistic dream.

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>>81569735
Well he could've went and find a Nep, but he was too busy with Dave and Terezi. So there's that too.

>>81569855
But why is it bad if you're a god who it doesn't kill. quit whining about the purity of your waifu in fanart.

somebody get some fucking katnep repellent

>>81569916
it's not about "liver damage" anon, that's not the part that ruins alcoholics' lives most of the time
most of the time it's the fact that alcohol impairs your relationships with people
who roxy was when she was drunk wasn't her true self, and it's insulting to her to glorify it

>>81564268
Last panel is John telling Dave that he might like boys

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post some rare Roxys

>>81569910
I ship Nepeta with Heathcliff!

>>81568429
I'm not, I tried reading it a few years ago. It was one of the most painful experiences I've had with a webcomic.

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>>81570008
good ship

"Carlos" isn't a misinterpretation of Kurloz.

It's Cronus' Human-otherkin name

Why did Slick have to die? His whole thing was more or less being that one version of Noir which isn't a genocidial maniac, it made no sense for him to attack the Striders and Terezi in the first place

>>81570008

TAINTED MEAT

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I want John to get the Harem ending!

>>81570008
>roxydan
Holy shit get it away from me.

>>81569979
anon. I don't know how to tell you this but. Roxy isn't real, she can't be insulted by people outside of the story.

>>81570008

What's more destructive than alcoholism?

Cronus. Dating Cronus. Fucking Cronus. Existing near Cronus.

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>>81564268
FUCKIN.

BREEDING!

NEREVAR.

>>81570143
Even worse
Roxy X Cronus

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>>81570143
>Roxydan

even worse

I hate Toby Fox.

>>81569979
>It's insulting to a fictional character to glorify her fictional alcohol problem by drawing her drinking fictional booze.
Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>81570118
he did sick the Felt on Jake, though. I wonder what his motivation was

How do you think the blasts Jack English was blasting out his mouth compares to Lord English's blasts?
Dirk and Dave tanked a lot of hits from those mouth blasts, but trolls were fucking wiped from existence with a quick shot. Could trolls just be fundamentally weak as shit? Maybe a weak hold on existence.

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>>81564268
Kids achieve true apotheosis and shed their physical forms; trolls get left behind as they revive their race in the new universe.

>>81570118
terezi for revenge, striders to stop them from stealing his kill

>>81570185
Jack English vs the kids was essentially the Avatar of Sargeras vs Aegwynn the First Guardian

>>81570130
now he just needs a moirail

i nominate either vriska or rose

>>81570214
revenge for what

>>81570094
Where's the next panel

>>81570183
It's hard to say if he did it on purpose of if the Felt just thought it's a good idea to wreck some kid after Slick left

Honestly I wouldn't put much thought into it since it'spretty obvious Hussie doesn't give a shit about carapacians at all and Slick dying was just a convinient way to never do anything This hack forgot the doll was meant to have MC pins, too.

>>81570245
>Vriska
>stopping anyone from doing crazy shit
Vriska would be the worst moirail

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>>81570130
a WHAT ending?

>>81570272
john is the one stopping her, anon
remember that time he punched her in the face

>>81570249
exiling him

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>>81569979
man i get that roxy is great, but just because she's your waifu doesnt mean you have to whiteknight for her
she's not real, i promise you she wont be offended

>>81570214
He didn't kill any of the Felts earlier so I really doubt "revenge" is an explanation, he was clearly in just to kill English/something that seems to be him

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My theory is that Halftruth will never stop being a vapid cunt.

>>81570294
yeah but a one sided relationship is never healthy. not actually sure if humans can function in troll relationships but it still wouldn't be healthy for him to stop her from doing crazy shit and her not doing the same for him

>>81570185
Lord English is much more powerful than Jack.
Jack is like LE Jr. He's not the real deal

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>>81570276

>>81570276
Well Rose did suicide bomb two universes once so

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

>>81570323
she's extra vapid now that she has no rich BF LMAO

>>81570318
a better point would be that its insulting to real alcoholics but who cares about that right

KatNep is a better ship than meowrails

Say what you want about Karkat but at least he never picked a cheap boner over Nepeta's literal life

>John's arc is done
>Rose's arc is done
>Roxy's arc is done
>Dirk's arc is done
>Dave's arc is done
>Even the troll's arcs are done except for Kanaya (Until she hatches the Matriorb)
>Jake's arc is done once he hopes the fuck out of Caliborn
>Even fucking NEPETA got a conclusion to her arc along with Davesprite

>Jane and Jade still just there with no signs of having any character whatsoever
Why are they so awful?

>>81570353
she's an alcoholic

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Jade is cute! CUUUTE!

Why did WV become a quirky absent-minded pet as of late? I've started reading this shit for exiles and the change is pretty glaring

>>81570388
musilims can be alcoholicq

>>81570333
>one sided relationship
moirailegiences are all onesided
this was always consistently stated
one pacifies the other

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>People still wanting art from Fastdrew Loosey

>>81570361
real alcoholics can stop from being insulted in two ways
1. close the thread
2. go outside
3. realise that fanart on the internet is not actually going to make you relapse into alcoholism because you're not that fucking weak of a person

>>81570361

Where do you think we are right now?

>>81570185
Maybe it's just super effective on ghosts.

>>81570371
Idunno Anon Jade felt pretty complete when she said the I plan to stay awake thing.

>>81570245
Nah, clearly dave

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>Roxy going full Kenshiro on Condy

>>81570350
GINGERBREAD MAN DAVE

>>81570371
>Even fucking NEPETA got a conclusion to her arc
Where are you getting this from? Because Equius gave her a second apology? That's not closure. That's just "she got to see Equius again," her "arc" revolved around her crush on Karkat which there's still no closure to despite a lot of in-comic build up

>>81570391

Ugh. "Military"stuck. I'd successfully forgotten.

>>81570425
>you're not that fucking weak of a person
then why are they alcoholics?

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>>81570272
Vriska stopped Rose from drinking though, which was actually really good for Rose.

>>81570412
where is this stated? I thought the reason Karkat and Gamzee's moiraillegiance didn't work out is because gamzee didn't keep up his side of the relationship

>>81570185
Jack power list
Bec Noir > Jack English > Spades Slick > Caliborn's Jack

>>81570361
I'm quite sure any alcoholics that might be browsing this thread wouldn't give two shits. This isn't fucking tumblr people have thicker skin here.

>>81570409

Muslims can't even be alcohol.

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>>81570391
i want to see this but with jade

>>81570480
they're not anymore, they're ex-alcoholics

>rose will never be edgy again
i mean i know it's supposed to be character development and all but i actually liked edgy rose, and the character she's become since act 5 is SHIT

>>81570467
>which there's still no closure to despite a lot of in-comic build up

Davepeta

bet on it

>>81570467
Shipping is not part of an arc you fucking mongoloid.

>>81570453
thats the most fucked up thing i ever heard

also daves not crazy

>>81570118
all jacks are genocidal, spades isnt an exception. its in his programming to fuck up universes. he's already destroyed one by killing snowman, remember? and he knew what he was doing when he did it.

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>>81570261
It's been great to see all these Jades that aren't weird buff hairy things. Bless you Collide.

So is RoboSlick dead? He got killed in a fight he had no reason to fight? No stabdad reunions?

>>81570593
ah, it's that time again. /pol/ has arrived.

>>81570371
Jade's here to prevent PM from killing Noir because carapace characters can't have a lasting impact on plot as evidenced by Hussie disposing of Spades before he got to confront LE proper

AR and the monarchs died in vain and won't be properly avenged because Jade is too dumb to understand Noir isn't the same thing as her dog, you know it'll happen

>>81570552
>Davepeta
>The Davekat is canon actually means those two will be together.
What would the reaction be?

>>81570493
its stated the first time moirails are explained and every time afterward

gamzee and karkat didnt work out because gamzee dumped him, and probably didnt want to be pacified anymore

>>81570185
You could chalk it up to their them being gods, and that Jack was a fuckton weaker than the real LE

>>81570601
He gets to reunite with the genuine Midnight Crew in the afterlife Anon.

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>bad guys get defeated
>all the important good guys survive
>trolls and humans colonize a planet and exist peacefully with each other
>millions of years later
>You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. What will you do?

>>81570566
Except it literally was.
>OTP wall
>The SECOND OTP wall on the meteor
>"So you're saying maybe I'll have to die to be happy with him?"
>The split second cameos of god tier Karkat and dreamer Nepeta
>Signless/Disciple
"Shipping" might not be part of an arc, but THAT ship was a part of hers

>>81570621
/pol/ and HSG have always been close.

Yeah but is there a MEGA for the album yet

>>81570651
>>81570651
Call up John Egbert to smear some queers in my local area.

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I loved that all the boss fights were rendered in a more symbolic manner.

>>81570589
He also built a civilization from scratch to play mobsters with his chums though, as far as Jacks go that's almost angelic

>>81570601
We can still get an ersatz MC with Crowbar and alpha session DD.

>>81570467
Nepeta simply doesn't have an "arc".

>>81570660
A conclusion to Nepeta would be accepting and moving on from Karkat.

>>81570499
Power doesn't neccessarily equal effectiveness.

Union Jack is dumb, Slick is brutal and kunnin. Dont forget this is the guy who managed to get through the entire Felt with little more than a few guns and a lot of knives.

>>81570669
Yeah it's been posted like four times.

>>81570636
it would still work, probably, but it wouldnt change the fact that every reference to karkat dating someone has been dave, not davepeta

it would be pretty out of left field

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So what the fuck did this actually do? What was the MC supposed to do to open the vault? What the hell was the enchantment that was placed upon the vault? Why the hell did LE put an enchantment on the vault? And why did LE see the need to lock up an exile station?

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>>81570717

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>Karkat has to settle for Davepeta

>>81570728
And? The Felt are literal morons

>>81570499
>Caliborn's Jack
Where the fuck is he

>>81570796
Doomed to irrelevancy just like the Alpha troll's Jack.

>>81570796
Caliborn killed him, most likely.

>>81570796
REAL FINAL BOSS

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Has science gone too far?

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Dirk's supple, hairless legs

>>81570796
Caliborn was going to "take care of him."

>>81570776
Sorry Karkat, Jade takes precedence.

>>81570782
Stitch and Crowbar aren't

Where the hell was DD? Dad was there but DD wasn't? I thought nobody escaped the red miles, so why do we get to?

>>81570796
I think his hand showed up on one page and never popped up again

>>81570639
literally in the wiki "Moirallegiance is a process that occurs between a troll and their "moirail" (also informally known as a palemateSburb Logo). It is a form of guardianship, but it isn't simply about being platonic soul bros forever: see Andrew's comment. They are a protector of their moirail's heart. They keep each other grounded." key part being each other

http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Quadrants

it's a relationship, anon, there's give and take

>>81570760
What's with the purple lightning? Why purple?

>>81570760
I'm pretty sure that hussie doesn't expect people to really care about things like this.

>>81570796
>>81570834
>>81570821
God I hope at least one of these shows up. You can literally never have too much Jack.

>>81570760
-it brought him to an unlucky timeline where everyone but him and 8woman were dead
-time riddles
-a mysterious juju enchantment
-because it's a vault, come on
-to set up stable time loops and ensure the continued propagation of his own existence

>>81570836
Those are tights, Anon.

>>81570796
Hussie just killed Slick without giving any of his plotlines proper closure, do you really think he cares about a single panel alternate version with no characterization

>>81570840
You mean JadeKat takes precedence over DaveKat/Davepetakat right? Because thatt's what's gonna happen

>>81570484
good point
but she did that for the good of the session, not for rose. if rose was doing something fucked up and it didnt get in vriskas way, shed probably egg her on

also i want more interactions between them pronto

If Davepeta ends up with anyone it'd probably be Jade since Davesprite dated her before and they had a big kiss panel.

>>81570858
CARAPACES DON'T MATTER

>>81570885
>spades slick comes from some random alternate timeline, not the alpha
>the alpha is the "least favorable timeline"

nice

>>81570903
Jade's not wearing Karkat's string anon

>>81570881
We are still not done with Caliborn. He needs to get those magic eyeballs. We might see him then.

>>81570887
BULLSHIT

>>81570894
Are you fucking high?

>>81570894
Slick has an impressive ability to avoid death. We didn't see him die.

He had that oven in his pack of cards, didn't he? I'm calling he pulled an Indiana Jones and we're gonna see him on one of the planets in a crater crawling out of said oven.

what would Roxy's stand be

>>81570931
Well, nothing says the alpha timeline has to be good for everyone involved.

>>81570929
Why couldn't Homestuck have just focused on the inhabitants of Derse, Prospit, and the Battlefield instead of a bunch of shitty kids?

>>81570978
What do you mean by this?

>>81570868
the wiki is usually full of shit so man only cite things from the comic
but either way, that obviously doesnt mean "they both pacify each other"
they have clearly outlined different roles

>>81570977

I'm not sure how he can overcome decapitation

>>81570983
You might as well just reread Problem Sleuth at that point.

Which I'm thinking of doing myself.

>>81570977
Anon he was decapitated and his body was exploded

>>81571002
What do you mean by this?

>>81570983
Because Hussie is a hack who is incapable of realizing the MC intermission is the best part of HS

>>81570978
her just saying wonk

>>81570885
>it brought him to an unlucky timeline where everyone but him and 8woman were dead
Why did Felt members show up later during the Scratch intermission?
What the fuck?

>81571012
Reminder: It's Spades Slick and he's a cyborg.

>>81570983
because that would be boring.

>>81570977
>>81570983
What if Hussie's next MSPA is exclusively based around carapaces? I mean the Midnight Crew was in Problem Sleuth, they were in HS, what if they're the focus of the next MSPA with Hussie returning to form and so they don't get closure until then?

>>81568040
He's sucked by Union Jack's black hole and that's how he ends up on Caliborn's session.

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>Caliborn's first robot leg is Slick's leg sent through space

>>81571036
Time shenanigans?

>>81570371
>John's arc is done
He had one?

>>81571062
Why is everyone assuming the black hole leads to caliborn's session?

a thought just popped into my head;
the reason clover was able to be dead in the unlucky timeline is because slick guiding karkat eventually led to the outcome of clover falling in charms with karkat
it was lucky all along

>>81571062
NO HE DOESN'T FUCKHEAD
GAMZEE WAS THERE ON FUTURE EARTH TO RAISE THE CHERUBS AND SET UP THEIR ROOM, HE DIDN'T JUST APPEAR IN CALIBORN'S SESSION. IF THE BLACK HOLE GOES ANYWHERE, IT WON'T BE DIRECTLY TO CALIBORN'S SESSION UNLESS HUSSIE WANTS TO VALIDATE HIS HACK STATUS.

>>81571101
Because a lot of things that end up in Caliborn's possession are eaten by the explosion/hole

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Why is Roxy such a cute

>>81571068
Nice

>>81571147
ROXY SMASH

>>81570371
>Rose's arc is done
SHE NEVER PLAYED THE RAIN

god the aradia/dead dave conversation was depressing

>>81571102
CloverXKarkat OTP

>>81571125
he probably still has those timeboxes so this isnt a contradiction

>>81571003
what are the clearly outlined roles. so far as I can tell they do pacify each other. Equius and Nepeta for instance, Nepeta pacifies equius and stops his high blood from making him crazy from frustration from breaking things, and general breaking his ironwrought expectations of the hemospectrum, and he keeps and eye on and protects her, they may have different roles but they still both do something, which was my original point. a relationship can't be all give and no take, hence why Vriska, the thief, in class and creed, would be a horrible moirail, and has been in the past, Kanaya got nothing out of their moirallegiance and wanted more, Vriska used her to get a pretty dress and suck brownblood face.

Would Roxy dying of liver failure be a just death?

>>81571147
>Roxy works out

boner

>>81571012
>>81571020
effigy
voodoo doll
robot

>>81571213
probably not, Roxy hasn't killed anyone that wasn't evil, and is quite the philanthropist.

>>81570371
Plot twist! Jade's arc was "am I a character? I forgot" all this time!

>>81571147
>muscle Roxy
unf

>>81570371
>Jane and Jade are the only people with no character
Great joke, my man.

>>81571226
>voodoo doll
Hussie dropped the idea it has MC pins, it can't bring Slick back just like it didn't bring back DD, HB and CD once Slick took over the Felt, even though in the intermission corresponding pins did exist

what the hell do mages do anyway
what do they do with their aspect
let's say mage of rage

>>81571197
do you know what the word pacify means

and kanaya was a horrible moirail, because she wasnt pale for vriska at all, and didnt ever actually stop her from doing bad things because she was afraid vriska would hate her.

>>81571147
>Roxy's arms are completely straight tubes with no muscly curves whatsoever
>People call them muscly because they're retarded numbskulls

>>81571012
>>81571020
Dirk was decapitated twice, and it's not the first time Slick's been blown up offscreen.

Here's my official prediction:
>slick gets beheaded but doesn't die because he's a cyborg
>his body pulls out the oven and stuffs his head into it
>explosion happens
>body ends up getting exploded and
>>81571064 happens
>oven crashlands on planet, Slick's angry cyborg head goes on to provide one more minor plot role

>post yfw Dirk puts Gamzee's other soul half in Lil' Sebastian so he can live freely

>>81571221
>>81571253
she does know hand-to-hand combat so it makes sense

>dat part where she shoryuken'd Condy

>>81570130
Source? I need more of that Terezi.

>>81571197
>Kanaya got nothing out of their moirallegiance and wanted more,

Yeah, but what Kanaya wanted was a matesprit. Vriska even had a go at her because Kanaya didn't bother trying to moirail her, and just told her to do inane shit like clean her room.

Not saying Vriska was in the right, just saying the relationship was bad in both respects. We need to see Vriska with someone willing to force her into change, instead of trying to get in her pants. Need to see how Terezi moirails her, because Terezi wouldn't take her stupid shit.

>>81571320
That is really stupid

>>81571311
Look at the width of her arms compared to John's in the background

>>81571354
That's why it has to happen.

>>81571351
>Terezi wouldn't take her stupid shit
ive got some bad news for you anon

>>81571311
Roxy is also a fist-fighter though.

Robot body parts, the crowbar and gamzee were all caught in the explosion

all of these things are on Caliborn's planet

>durr

>>81571354
Yes but it's PS stupid, the kind of stupid that Slick could-

Fuck. FUCK. I can't even complain, I'm the one that wanted character deaths, but FUCK. Can't kill Dave, can't kill fucking Jane, but Slick?

>>81571361
It's literally the same.
Are you perhaps confused by perspective?

>>81571351
originally this was about vriska<>john, how do you think that'd work out?

>>81570663
>/pol/ and [insert board or general here] have always been close.
How to spot /pol/.

>>81571361
That's called perspective

>>81571423
>>81571406
DYEL fags get out

>>81571402
Fuck, that's probably going to happen and I had it spoiled by people with basic deduction skills on HSG.

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>yfw you realize the felt outlived Spade Slick

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>>81570064
ma nigga

>>81571416
john teleported to a scene where terezi (vriskas current moirail) was unable to stop her from doing something bad, and laid her flat with a single punch. hence stopping her.

hes also previously gotten her to feel remorse for her actions, something she usually doesnt do

>>81571422
I wonder who could be behind this post...

Would Roxy and Equius have gotten along?

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Remember when GO happened and people thought Gamzee would be a robot
Those were better times

>>81571483
not like he did that of his own accord though.

>>81570064

Honestly I'd watch a show based on worst troll's crazy sexual adventures.

>>81571498
Nobody except furaffinity gets along with Equius.

He's fucking gross.

>>81571423
>>81571406
>Perspective
>"Hi I'm anon, i literally cannot assess the size of multiple objects in relation to each other when they are not right next to each other."
Let me guess, you think a trashcan nearby is the same size as a building in the distance?

>>81571498
trickster roxy hit on arquius, so probably

>>81571509
If they fuck, is that Gamzee x Gamzee or Gam x Zee

>>81571402
Holy fuck, anon. Andrew likes his shitty twists, and I'll be damned if that isn't a shitty twist.

>>81571539
Reminder that Vriska canonically wants to fuck ARquius

>>81571534
not the teleporting itself, sure, but the punch was all him
terezis instructions were just to stop HER from killing vriska, if i remember right
i might not remember right

>>81571560
>Shitty twists
How is it a twist dipshit?

>>81570887

Those are Dirk's white, white legs.

>>81571541
But that's you, thinking that Roxy's arms are bigger just because they're closer.

>>81571572
Vriska is a slut
And that was only because he looks somewhat like Nic Cage

>>81571560
Gamzeebot could either take the murder up to 11, or take it down a notch and be who he always wanted to. Happy.

>>81571064
Caliborn said he built that leg himself with Dirk's instructions, so no.

>>81571592
Terezi said to knock her out.

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>>81571399
Vriska hadn't done anything as bad as she used to since the retcon. She made a plan that, as amazing as it is for Vriska, actually worked. Condy, Slick, Jack, and the Felt were taken down with no casualties. And she came up with that plan with Terezi, right? This means that she actually learned to listen to other people's input in some way. She actually listened to other people and came up with a plan that worked.

You have to consider just how much of a big deal that is. Everything else she ever planned out was a horrid catastrophe that fucked everything for everyone.

The most she's done is mock herself for being a useless piece of shit, and to be fair, (Vriska) was sitting there ready and waiting for Lord English to obliterate her while she snogged a trout.

HS species tier rating

>god tier
Dersites/Prospitians

>good tier
Leprechauns

>ok tier
cherubs. consorts

>bad tier
humans

>shit tier
trolls

>>81571607
Not really,no.

>>81571610
>Bubs isn't giant, he's just in the foreground

>>81571541
Imagine roxy's arms slooowly getting farther away.
Wow, now their arms are literally the same.

>>81571607
I feel positively... CAUCASIAN

>>81571654
A car could swerve out of control on those gams

>>81571683
This would make an alright sitcom.

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>>81571671

>>81571594
Because we don't know how the crowbar and Gamzee got on Caliborn's planet, dipshit.

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Does anyone else find it weird how the curtains never closed at the end of Collide? Also are we still in Act 666?

>>81571416
John got Vriska to realize she was a bitch in less than a day. Sure, she tried every excuse under the sun to justify herself, but she was starting to become introspective.

Then she died and everything went forgotten because ????

Roxy is TONED AF

>>81571633
Did you read that on a fanfiction? Because that's nowhere in the comic you fucking tumblrina.

>>81571683
>Karkat having the nerve to say no to an ass like Nepeta's

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>>81571723

>>81571547
Wait, what?

>>81571633
>>81571743
Caliborn built *something* with Dirk's assistance. We always assumed it was the leg.

>>81571607
they're tights
there's a tiny crease on dirks ankle

>>81571694
Jake's gams :(

>>81571761
remember the whole "I COMMAND YOU TO FEEL MY MUSCLES" thing? that happened while roxy was around, and as such of course she felt his muscles.

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are we taking guest art as canon now

not that I doubt roxy has stronger arms than other girls due to fistkind but c'mon

>>81571646
damn, i guess i was wrong
i still think he could do it on his own accord too though

>>81571648
terezi was sitting right next to vriska when she tore into jake and tavros

also, vriska displayed that she could manipulate terezi super easily now. terezi wanted to revive nepeta and feferi, vriska redirected her. (and stuck the clown in with the bodies, so terezi couldnt do it if she tried.)

terezi cant stop vriska if the dynamic continues like that

>>81571756
The curtain that zoomed out didn't close though.

If act 7 is supposedly an "epilogue" Does that mean LE will be defeated in less than 40 pages? With the necessary time to get all the characters there it'll be less than 30, can Hussie really make that happen in a way that's not rushed and disappointing??

>>81571723
There has not been an ACT 7 ==> command yet. Or a BEGIN INTERMISSION 3 despite Act 6 Act 6 Act 6 (jfc)

Dunno the significance but since its probably not important its going to be incredibly important

>>81571607
Dirk is wearing tights though, like it was said before, it's a thing.

>>81571780

You mean cankle. That's genuine Texas leg fat.

>>81571795
Jane's been drawn as chubby too many times to ignore at this point, let's be real.

>>81571807
I expect a walkaround.

I think he's saving most of the animated stuff for Act 7 epilogue. Or maybe it wont even have one. And act 7 is just more crazy bullshit

>>81571795
what's wrong with this? Jane is the Crocker heiress and a baker on par with Betty herself.

Will there be another MSPA?

>>81571807
You'll just have to wait and see.

>>81571795
OINK.

>>81571807
>LE
>Defeated
Hussie is gonna pull some twist that has him win/not be killed in the end

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>>81571861

>>81571861
she wasn't this update

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>>81571731
You mean Jade

>>81571800
wait FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

>all this walkaround talk
Ganguro fucking hates Homestuck now

>>81571784
Yes, I remember. I was just memeing

>>81571878
I hope not, Hussie has given up at this point.

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>>81571872
People can't accept that a character may be fat, even when it's a shit character like Jane.

>>81570318
>>81570361
>>81570505
As an alcoholic that's the point I thought that other anon was trying to make. Drawing art of Roxy drunk because "she's cuter and more fun that way" is insulting to alcoholics who actively struggle with their problem.

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>>81571799
>terezi was sitting right next to vriska when she tore into jake and tavros

Being a verbal bitch is still a step back from where she was.

There definitely needs to be an improvement in the relationship dynamic, but there is a marked improvement in Vriska. She's still an abrasive bitch, I'm not going to pretend otherwise, but she's much less dangerous to the group.

Plus Jane can revive Nepeta and Feferi anyway, right? Everybody gets one?

>>81571905
No he's not, that would be subversive. And we all know that while Hussie is great with twisting shit in the beginning and middle, his idea of big moments and endings is painfully cliche.

>>81571878
I expect Huss Buss to take it nice n' cheesy for a while. Maybe work miyamoto style on Hiveswap but not hands on for a while. Motherfucker deserves to sit back on his horse ranch and bask in the sun for a while.

Or he'll pull a problem sleuth and take three days off then go right back at it full speed.

>>81571652
Tiers are not a mathematical average. When half the Cherubs are the worst character in the comic, they're shit Tier.

>>81571907
I was about to post this. FIRST CANON, HUSSIE-DRAWN, TEENAGE TITS IN HOMESTUCK.

I'd still like the final volume. 4 songs ain't gonna cut it.

I guess everyone got too old/busy to commit time to little songs that aren't going to be in the actual story...

>>81571936
source?

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>>81571911
Jane's thin, slim body

>>81571986
Yeah, but the other half is cute

>>81571959
It's not like 4chan has any qualms on insulting people. If you can accept anons being racist and homophobic, you can accept them not being respectful with alcoholics.

Now go blog anywhere else.

>>81572013
Jane's disturbing lack of boobs :(

>>81571965
>Jane can revive Nepeta and Feferi anyway, right?
not anymore. nepeta got turned into davepeta, so that was always gonna happen, but feferis corpse was still in the fridge with gamzee. its gone now.

>>81571872
>>81571956
they're all cute skinny nerds and you two can suck it

>>81572030
Oh, we're going to have ourselves a mother fucking problem right here.

>>81571959
she didn't draw it because she's cuter and more fun that way she drew the bottle because she wanted to, and that's her perogative as an artist.

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>>81571795
At least the art we got was of much better quality than Hussie's previous guests.

>>81571936
He's got other programmers working for him now.

>>81572003

Who's Hussie? Some guest artist? This style looks nothing like Homestuck.

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I want them all to be together and fight LE like they fought the Black King
But it's probably not happening

>>81572030
absolutely correct. caliborn is kawaii as fuck

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>>81572085
Caliborn is cute and if you can't accept that, that's not my problem

>>81572137
Thats boring

>>81572077
>but feferis corpse was still in the fridge with gamzee. its gone now.

To be fair, that's Cans fault. He was punching shit to all over the place.

BOOK 4 WHEN

>>81571959
Why don't you go get drunk to cope with us being mean? It's easier, and you know you've been missing it. You are an alcoholic, always will be, so why be miserable while you fight the inevitable?

>>81571872
bakers aren't all fat
stop stereotyping bakers

>>81572172
Shut up I just want troll teamwork
I just want it to be like the old days when they beat their session together

>>81571959
"but it might offend someone! boo hoo!" so who cares? fuck off back to tumblr

>>81572153
Well shit, why didn't you just lead by telling me you are one reasonable as hell dude?

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>>81572137
I want them all to have their Tumblr noses fixed.

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>>81572200
Could it be?

>>81572206
sorry anon I'm just assuming everyone else has as little self-control around delicious pastries as I do

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>>81572206
Nope, bakers are fatty fatty fat fats.

Condy's bodysuit? Suppresses her immense lard into sexy svelteness. Meenah? Vriska originally used her to look thinner by comparison. Jane? We have an accurate artists rendering of her.

>>81572256
>OH FUCK I MISSED POSTERS
>room stuff is next

fuck I want that drawing. I will fucking MURDER SOMEONE. To get hussie to draw me Eridan's dick

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refresh me, which version of Jack was this

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>>81572132
Older guest-artist who started the "Hussnasty" meme. You had to be there.

>>81570181
why

>>81572256
>yfw it's hiveswap

>>81572256
Is it hiveswap right

>>81572389
That's Caliborn's one, right?

>>81572389
caliborn's

[S] Cascade was better than [S] Collide

>>81572389
when was this?

>>81572137
I'd like that and the juju'd betas and the squared sprites, all working together, fraymotifs out the ass

>>81572389
Caliborn's. The one that killed Calliope.

>>81572420
>>81572422
what happened to him?

>>81572401
>>81572408
Fuck Hiveswap, I want another damn book.

>>81572446
caliborn had him killed, i think

>>81572436
That's your opinion and I respect it.
Even though it's a shitty opinion.

>>81572441
>>81572389
yeah when the heck was this?

>>81572446
Caliborn said he was going to dispose of him.

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>>81572401

>>81572389
I don't remember Gamzee getting stabbed by Caliborn's Jack
When did this happen?

>>81572205
yikes dude
that's fucking harsh

>>81572100
That fat Jane was drawn by one of the best artists who draw the current Homestuck's art. She's an excellent artist, but she was asked to draw his art to be more scribbly and she remade her panels to look worse.

>>81572523
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008093

>>81572256
It's gonna be worse than Hiveswap. It's gonna be another run of Paradox Space comics

>>81572500
>>81572441
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008093

>>81572436
I think it's hard to compare them because they had such different focuses. Collide clearly has the best fights in the comic, but Cascade had things happening and better music.

>>81572523
>>81572500
>>81572441
RTFC
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008093

>>81572256
>sburb game guide announced
>homestuck encyclopedia that also includes sburb details announced
>"sburb: apocalypse-free edition" announced

>>81572563
>Cascade had better music
lol

>>81572558
that would be great news if it had the next part to the felt comic

>>81572545

Do you know what site you're currently using?

>>81572496
Cascade is better by every conceivable metric except music.

>>81572615
Gesundheit

>>81572637
humor?

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>>81570197
literally

>>81572563
That's fair.
It's the music that really sells me on Cascade I think. Black Rose / Green Sun is absolutely stellar in thematic appropriateness, and the way the "questions" were being answered scene after scene (how'd Jack's hand get bloody, what did the Tumor do, etc.) with the original kids becoming god tier was extremely satisfying to see to me.

[S] Collide was a great payoff with the boss battles actually happening after so long, but it didn't have any particular revelation; it's just the next thing in the plot and the logical continuation.

If you're exclusively attracted to women, you have to fuck a male Homestuck character or be killed. Who do you pick?

If you're exclusively attracted to men, you have to fuck a female Homstuck character or be killed. Who do you pick?

If you're bisexual, you have to fuck Davepeta or be killed. Davepeta or Death?

>>81572588
Man, Gamzee's creepy as shit. During these Caliborn updates he's always just standing there. Doing that :o) face. But when he's not with him he shows emotion

>>81572717
calliope

>>81570676
it felt good getting back to that style after so long

>>81572717
I bet Davepeta would be pretty fun in bed, so them.

>>81572717
Dirk or Dave

>>81572717
Jake.

>>81572634
irrelevant
they're pointing out that you're being a shit. even if being a shit is the norm here you're still a shit and they wanted to tell you that

>>81572717
>die of a seizure or die

>>81572717
Doc Scratch

>>81572717
>If you're exclusively attracted to women, you have to fuck a male Homestuck character or be killed. Who do you pick?
Equius

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>>81572717
>Davepeta
>Twink birdboy
>Cute catgirl
>this is a problem somehow

>>81572717
Karkat, I bet he's the cutest, wimpiest bottom ever. No homo.

>>81572847
you would break under his immense STRENGTH

>>81572717
>Female.
Uhhh.... Caliborn's mother? Oh wait no, her sex form is a giant snake.
Terezi or Nepeta are kinda tomboyish. I guess I'd go for Nepeta since Terezi would make me incredibly uncomfortable. If their personalities weren't involved I'd go for Terezi probably.

>>81572860
Right? Not even bi but that's a solid fucking choice.

>>81572713
something being so straightforward in Homestuck feels incredibly refreshing in my opinion

>>81572868
but he likes being the leader

>>81571633
on top of >>81571743 "building" robots in their time is more like assembling a computer. Maybe the internals were just fried