BRAVO DC AMAZING CHARACTER DESIGNER

Is there anything DC can't fuck up?

what's wrong with it?

Wilma's seen some shit.

>>81552110
>Great Gazoo and Mr. Mxyzptlk are from the same dimension now

>>81552110
Hey, that's that one Powergirl artist. Needs more tits.

Why is Fred so built?

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>>81552110
>hating on based DC HB revival

GET FUCKED

GRAND DAD!?

>>81552309
FLEENSTONES?

>>81552309
>>81552326
poor channel got taken down

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Those are fine. What should trigger you is that in the book itself, Fred and Barney will have undercuts.

>>81552355
Their haircuts are literally the same as in the original designs.

>>81552275
the men in the flintstones had super strength from hauling around giant rocks and Rex ribs and 'driving' everywhere

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I'm into it.

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Dat Wilma

>>81552435
>>81552450
Wilma will always lose to Betty

>>81552110
Fred and Barney look bara hot lol

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>>81552435
>asian Betty

I...

>>81552435
>>81552450
Diggin´ Bam bam and Pebbles.

I feel like it would be better if they had their own series rather than be lumped with their whole families.

Also, how do you make a comic out of a boring sitcom?

>>81552435
>>81552450
The kids are pre- or young teens? Obviously not high school or adult age like the later seasons.

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>>81552550
Didn't erectus die out long before sapiens?

>>81552110
How can they fuck it up?

Cheesy humor, animals are furniture, 60's family problems.

The new design seems nice

>>81552435
>that Betty

Unf

>>81552577
Chicks dig big erectus

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>>81552577
Didn't mean to link to that post

Rest of this series

>>81552435
>that snake belt
Eh, it's a living.

>>81552355
>dat Pebbles face
Stuff of nightmares.

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Last.

>>81552693
And then they fucked like crazy.

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I feel like the Scooby Doo designs would've been better accepted if we saw Howard Porter's take first.

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>>81552756

>>81552756
DELETE THIS

>>81552545
>Also, how do you make a comic out of a boring sitcom?
Add more dinosaurs.

>>81552756
I like everyone but Daphne.

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>>81552778

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>>81552807

>>81552756
Still not a fan of Shaggy's facial hair or Dr. Sivana with a wig.

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>>81552831

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>>81552845

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>>81552853

>>81552853
Scooby's emoticons will range from fear to food constantly, right?

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>>81552867

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>>81552889

>>81552853
Come on raggy, rets find some food

Yoinks scoob, I haven't had my 2nd dinner yet and I'm starving

Right on raggy!

>>81552831
>>81552756
Fred looks like a major fag

>>81552693
I want Eep to carry me around like a doll

>>81552904
Fred's getting a good look up that skirt, in front of Daphne too, shameless.

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>>81552831
>Fred is literally just Superman from JL 3000 with a shitty haircut
Fantastic

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>>81552756
Teenagers with attitude, 2016

Pictured: Teenagers with attitude, 1969

art's great but i feel like you can almost tell the script sucks just by looking at these pages

all basically the same 6 panels of talking heads

>>81552517
No. Sultry, yes.

>>81552609
I think their gonna change to 2000's house problems

>>81552971
TMS shill pls leave

>>81552298
I love Flintstones pseudo technology

>>81552110
>even a manlet like Barney gets a sweet pussy like Betty
What's your excuse, /co/?

>>81552110
But it's more realistic. You just don't get cartoonkino.

I want to cum over Betty's feet.

>>81552975
DeMatteis scripts are fantastically funny.

>>81552807
Is this seriously some future Burning Man?

Is that by Power Girl's artist?

>>81552298
That's actually kind of cool.

>>81553223
Yes but now covers and character designs only due to a long-standing hand injury.

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Fun fact: humans in the great migration bred with non-human sapient apes often.

The group on Earth that is the most pure human is south Africans.
The group who has the most Neanderthal DNA is Caucasians, specifically the Scottish who are up to 5% Neanderthal. Red hair is a purely Neanderthal trait. We know the most about Neanderthals compared to all other groups, including early humans.

Denisovans were short humanoids, often compared to Hobbits, that we know little about. The peoples of southern Asia (so brown skinned Asians like the Thai) bred with them the most, the most Denisovan group on Earth is Hawaiians who are up to 6% Denisovan.

There is a third group we know nothing about save the traces of them in the DNA of northern Asians (so the pale skinned Asian groups) which is up to 3% in modern populations.

Trace amounts of what may or may not be other groups exist in modern human DNA too.

In general, anytime humans encountered human-like species we breed with them. Theories range from raping slaves taken after race wars to the migrants, human or not, moving into each other's settlements and becoming part of the clan.
Scientists have in the past portrayed Neanderthals as more ape with spear than human, but the current theiry is a modern Neanderthal would be like a high-functioning autistic (like a Wallmart greeter that you aren't sure if they got hired due to being mentally challengd or being getting on in years and is older than they look).

China is considering cloning Neanderthals. For Science.
They're already working on a wooly mammoth.

Would you a Neanderthal girl?

>>81553306
>Fun fact: humans in the great migration bred with non-human sapient apes often.
Fucking race traitors.

>>81553323
Literally everyone but blacks bred with anything they found.

The only reason the Spanish don't have red hair is they found the sheep first.

>>81552355
Good to see Pandoras Box still getting work.

>>81553382
Strange isn't it?

You'd think they'll be the ones to racemix the most.

>>81552162
ummmmmmmmmmmm.........
When they want to make fans rage?

>>81552845
>>81552853
man, this actually looks really fun. Why are people hating on this again? Just because it's different?

>>81552110
are you...are you being genuine right now?

>>81552298
>>81553046
>81553046


is this board so used to iron that we can't understand someone legit praising something?

>>81552966
>Superman from JL 3000 with a shitty haircut
So, Superman from JL 3000

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>>81553438
Yes.

>>81552933
>Implying Fred didn't always look like a fag

He wore an ascot, dude.

>>81552298
>the image on the "phone" is their original cartoon look
Neato

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>>81553306
>China is considering cloning Neanderthals. For Science

What could possibly go wrong?

>>81553566
Communist cavemen shock infantry.
Man, WW3 will be hilarious.

>>81552110
There is literally no difference

Now go take your autism medication Jimmy or else we gonna get the nurse again.

>>81553626
God damn, with these HB books and DC Rebirth, how can DC not get back the market share? Like would people actually buy shitty civil war 2 books over them?

>>81553501
http://comicvine.gamespot.com/scooby-doo-where-are-you/4050-35462/

>>81552778
I love Howard Porters art.

>>81553626
did they make Mightor Black?

>>81553626
HERCULOIDS comics when?!!?!?!

>>81553669
Yes.

>>81553669
People love Marvel a lot more than other comics due to the movies.

>>81553669
>Like would people actually buy shitty civil war 2 books over them?

Yes.

>>81553773
>comics sales being affected by movies

Found the casual

>>81553669
Never underestimate the tendency for readers to get swept up in events.

Anyway, I'm disappointed that the Flintstones comic won't be about the cavemen fighting the rich folk in their magic sky castles.

>>81553306
Sure, I can't even a sapiens girl ;_;

Sounds like white knight heaven.

>>81553501
BASED

>>81553306
>any neanderthal QTs would be too young to be socially acceptable for me to date for another 20+, maybe even 30+ years
fuck

>>81553626
I need a Space Ghost ongoing so bad, man

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>>81552577
>>81552681
What are you implying?

>>81552110
Barney's fucking soulless.

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>>81552913
>Yoinks

>>81552275
He's a caveman

>>81552577
no they were around until at least 70,000 years ago

>>81552756
why does Scoob have a scouter?

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>>81553918
In 2040, Ghost In The Shell cyborg brains will become a thing according to scientists. Some billionare invested his fortune into it.

So you can survive that long and become effectively immortal.

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>>81552913
>Yoinks

>>81553306
>Red hair is a purely Neanderthal trait.

No, it isn't. Red hair is caused by production of pigment in particular ratios. It should not be confused with the particular physical traits often associated with people who have red hair (pale skin, bug eyes, etc) because these are caused by other factors.

You probably wouldn't be able to tell a neanderthal from a sapiens unless it was pointed out to you; this is likely how our ancestors interbred with other lineages.

>>81553602
not for you, first worlder

you'll be atomized in the first bombardments, and the poor countries will be where the wars are actually fought with troops

>>81554173
they won't, and you can't

>>81552162
>>81552110

/tvirngins/ leave!

>>81554116
looks like some kinda post apocalypse AU where scooby can talk because he's a cyborg

>>81554116
Scooby doesn't talk any more. He communicates through hologram emojis

>>81553882
remember anon, all the red heads are connected ala Marle from Chrono Trigger.

the new scooby doo designs are shit but I dig the flinstones ones

>>81553669
>Like would people actually buy shitty civil war 2 books over them?
Yes

Spoiler alert: CWII will be the top selling book of the year and all the HB books will sell like shit and probably not last past twelve issues

>>81552725
Pretty much the idea of how we got the current genetic line.

>>81552832
You mean Beautia.

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>>81554385
>all the HB books will sell like shit and probably not last past twelve issues

>>81553306
>In general, anytime humans encountered human-like species we breed with them.
even to this day every hole is a goal

>>81554429
Pretty sure Georgia was the one that took after her dad

>>81553669
They won't ever have the market share as long as Disney makes Star Wars comics. Unless they can somehow strike a deal with JK Rowling to allow Harry Potter comics or LotR comics, which will never happen. DC is doing fine though.

>>81552889
>daphne and fred's faces

goddamn, porter still can't draw faces to save his fucking life

>>81553669
>how can DC not get back the market share?
Marvel has Star Wars and movie hype

DC will probably do pretty well this year though, retailers seem hopeful about Rebirth and with Batman double shipping they'll be fine

>>81552904
>Fred just knocks her the fuck out

I love this. Is Porter going to be on the interiors the whole time? His is a much better look than Lee's cover.

>>81554457
Can never keep them straight. Bur yea that one.

>>81554445
It's why the rest of the universe has pleaded to keep us out.

Will work till we get a race like the Vulcan and one of them is down to bone.

>>81554635
>Vulcans
Vanilla as fuck senpai

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>Post YFW the HB Line will be abandoned because people won't buy it
>We will never get a chance to go to Chrono Trigger levels of madness and time travel

>>81552450
The frogs?

>>81552298
>Bird carving out the picture

Fucking glorious.

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>>81554263
Yeah...except every scientist in the field disagrees.

What are your credentials, oh anonymous person on a Mexican hentai forum?

And everybody gives DC guff for not being "diverse".
We're getting a goddamn Hanna-Barbera universe with Mad Max, Scooby-Doo, and fucking Johnny From The Block, and everybody's giving it shit because it's too "edgy".

Like, seriously, I saw Tweets from somebody complaining that Wacky Races was too much like Mad Max. They didn't even know that the vehicle designer for the book came straight from the crew of "Fury Road".

It's like people don't WANT reinvention.

>>81554558
Yes, it's the JL3000 team with Lee helping Giffen with plots

>>81552110
>Sex hair Wilma and Betty
I can dig it

>>81554978
>It's like people don't WANT reinvention.
I actually don't.

If you want to make something, make something new.

The only reason to reinvent a property is because your idea is so weak it can't stand on its own.
That being said, I'll give The Flintstones a shot. I'd like a decent slice of life comic from DC.

You guys should see the Wacky Races one.

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>>81555045

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>>81553956

>>81554978
>t's like people don't WANT reinvention.
A lot of people don't, they want something familiar and nostalgic

>>81555061
>Scooby's tech is the predecessor to Muttley's
I enjoy how the deepest lore is starting before the books are even out

>>81555061
I wonder how the Slag brothers will be connected to the Flintstones.

>>81554700
The Trogs, as in Troglodytes, as in cave dwellers.

>>81554999
Shit, meant for >>81553306

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>>81555061
So they finally done it

They mixed Max Mad and Wacky Racers

>>81552845
>>81552853
>This is the closest thing we are ever gonna get to seeing Ollie's old look on a DC book ever again.

>>81555061
>My Name is Dick Dastardly. My world is fire.

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>>81555061
wow

>>81555286
No more Edgy then mad max.

>>81555061
I want to see all of the cars already

>>81552681
>>81552577
Homo erectus didn't have humanlike faces.

>>81553549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlo3x0NMs5g

>>81555061
Is my nigga dick dastardly rocking the dreads? instant buy

>>81555061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcnsRrXzBC0

>>81555061
IT'S A JOKE.

THE BOOK IS STILL CALLED WACKY RACES.

THE OVER THE TOP GRIMDARK REINVENTION IS PARODY. IT'S A JOKE.

AHAGTHAOGEIRGHAGMAEIOGN

>>81554840
Do you have any kind of source that isn't clickbait?
>We'll have X technology commonplace by 20XX!
And in the 50's they said everybody would have flying cars.
People are retarded and the march of technology doesn't really work like how some people intend it to.

>>81553501
Seeley killing them

>>81553669
CW2's main book will be #1 but the tie-ins are no guarantee I guess. The market share will be closer because DC is almost entirely publishing A-List books that will sell.

>>81555634
No one knows how to take a joke anymore.

>>81555042
>>81555077
Why don't they buy the classic stuff then if that's what they prefer?

>>81555634
You can't expect people on /co/ to know anything about comics. It's obvious from the creative team that it's tongue in cheek.

>>81555061
Jesus F. Christ!
>dat Dick Dastardly
>dat Peneplope Pitstop
>dat fucking Mutley
I need this to be injected directly into my bloodstream, RIGHT NOW.

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>>81552577
Daily reminder they are adapting the Spear of Aurakles for The Hannah Barbara universe

>>81553387
>Pandoras Box

The /ss/ artist?

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>>81552298
That picture's cute.

>>81555634
>>81555754
>>81555797
But people on this thread seemed to like it

>>81555923
Is that Seven Soldiers?

>>81553306
>Morrison did the Red Hair genetic meme before we even found out it was real
>Now HB is in on the Hypercrisis

The apolcypse is literally caused by memes. That was the lab Velma was working at. They made a meme designed to save humanity and create utopia and it got out of hand

>>81555662
CNN had an article on it two months ago.

>>81556035
I've read that book, it was called Memetic.

>>81555768
They do.

But nothing will stop someone from complaining.
If you aren't here to complain, this is the wrong website for you.

>>81555042
Enjoy shitty golden age Batman and Superma then.

>>81556002
Yes

>>81555662
http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/03/technology/ray-kurzweil-predictions/

>>81556075
Scooby sells fewer than 5000 copies a month, I imagine it's kept alive because DC wants to publish at least one book for kids.

>>81554173
>survive until my 50s
welp I'm fucked

>>81556168
They have Scooby Doo Team Up too and Looney Tunes. It's probably still thought of as Johnny DC even though they don't use that labeling anymore

>>81552110
Doesn't look so bad.
It is easier to sexualize the girls, like that.

>>81555662
>>81554840

Cyborg brains would just be a copy of you continuing, the REAL you would still die.

>>81556497
You replace the brain in segments, not all at once.

DC really, really needs to be better at making clear when books are satirical.

The reaction to Scooby Apocalypse is exactly the same as the reaction to Justice League 3000, which was exactly the same as the reaction to Threshold

>>81556497
Think of it this way.

What is "you"?
Your emotions? Your current thinking process that is active? Your subconscious? Your memories?

Many of these things can be temporarily turned off by manipulating the brain physically, and injuries you can recover from inhibit those things. Some even shut off or diminish during natural biological functions, like sleeping or being chemically altered.

The brain is the sum of all parts. You replace it piecemeal, with the complete "you" being not a copy, but an upgrade.
You port memories from flesh to machine, you aren't losing them. You hook uo the memories to different processing, the same results come.

>>81556676
The machine is the new you who has all the memories of the old you. The old you is still there and dies.

>>81552298
>Wilma reminds me of Lucille Ball

I am very okay with this.

>>81556617
>Threshold
But Threshold wasn't good until the last issue.

>>81553626
All of this. I WANT ALL OF THIS!

>>81556676
>>81556768
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

>>81556826
Yes, but still

>>81556497
the 'you' from when you were born is dead. the 'you' from a few years ago is dead. when you go to sleep tonight, the 'you' from now will die and a replacement will wake up in your stead. that's just how self works. your identity isn't crystallized

>>81552110
Dat Fred dho

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>>81556971
>every time we go to sleep we 'die' and a new consciousness is brought to the surface with no knowledge of it

>>81556768
Let me put it this way.

If you cut out the portion of the brain that has your memories, swap it with someone else's, is it still you?

Was you the memory, or the thinking brain?
Lets say part of your thinking brain dies. Black spot on the x-ray. If you replace that with machine parts, did the old you die and the cyborg you begin?

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>>81557044
Think of it this way, all cells die and are replaced.

Your brain is constantly being replaced by almost identical components.

So clearly "you" is the electricity in the meat reacting as they are stored within neurons (which are constantly being replaced).

So "you" is the pattern the electricity makes, like a spiderweb woven and attached to pine needles.

If you replace what is already being replaced at all times with metal instead of meat, then "you", AKA the electricty, still exists. Exactly as it did before.

>>81557591
Every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0TTQroCjoQ

>>81556845

It's supposed to be one big crossover.

>>81556971
WELL I GUESS TELEPORTATION TECHNOLOGY IS LESS FRIGHTENING NOW.

>>81552450
Pebbles makes me hard as rock.

>>81555061
You know, after the initial shock wore off, I'm weirdly excited for this. Looks like it'll be an interesting read, if nothing else.

>>81557739
Relevant and interesting, but the debate is if a complete replacement of flesh to machine is still "you" or if "you" died and what is in the machine is an AI duplicate.

But yeah, the actual logistics is complex as fuck.

>>81553412
Shabogin

>>81553626
>>81553930
Please give me this, I need it bad

>>81553306
>muh racial differences

fuck off /pol/

>>81558498
Racial differences is actually a thing. White people don't get fucked over by dairy products like most east Asian and Africans. Africans with sickle cell anemia can handle malaria better than Americans who rarely have that type of blood cells.

>>81558656
we're all the same, end of. take that shit to the nearest drumpf rally

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>>81558498
That's not /pol/, thats the origin of man and science.

Besides, /pol/ would be yipping about how Neanderthal stronk.

>>81558708
Except were all different, it's what makes the human species not get fucked over when a disease happens.

>>81552110
>Barney has a neck

You had ONE fucking job

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>>81558708
Well, yes and no.

A genetically South African black person is not related to Charlemagne, period. An American black person probably is, because most American blacks have white DNA and Charlemagne can be traced through a LOT of European bloodlines.

Why does that matter? Because its origin and family. These are not things that matter to culture and society, nor should they, but to the individual they matter a great deal.

Ironically, the holiday of Kwanzaa is entirely about family and lineage, so by saying "black is black and black is white, we're all the same" you are shittibg directly on black culture.

By tracking the human migrations, human origin, finding out what in you is not human, you learn more about yourself and your history.

Honestly, I think the whole thing is kinda cool anyway. We're (almost all) descended from Captain Kirks who met cavewomen/Hobbit folk and shagged them! That's super cool!

>>81558815
there's literally no differences between humans, genetically we're all identical, any slight variations are jumped on and exaggerated by stormshits from /pol/

>>81558920
Orphan with no idea who his family is confirmed.

Too bad you'll never find out you are 5% ancient alien and get a share of the X-Files merchandising rights plus free prostate exams for life on Uncle Sam's dime.

>>81553306
>Would you a Neanderthal girl?
my instincts tell me they had the tits and ass you see on the Venus of Willendorf so yes

>>81553306
>Red hair is a purely Neanderthal trait

There is no evidence that the MC1R mutation responsible for red hair/freckles comes from prior species unless you'd care to cite some and correct me.

I feel like I'm looking at a comic book for Dawn of the Croods on Netflix.

>>81555634
>IT'S A JOKE.
>THE BOOK IS STILL CALLED WACKY RACES.
http://www.dccomics.com/comics/wacky-raceland-2016/wacky-raceland-1

>>81558920
but muh IQ

>>81552298
I hate to be that guy, but the way the flame on the candle on the "camera" is drawn makes me wonder if the artist has even used a candle before.

>>81552110
The only one that looks a bit off are Wilma and Pebbles. Everyone else looks pretty spot on, imo.

>>81559338
It's more distracting to normies to see the flame standing up straight. We're not them.

>>81552785
/v/ pls

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Here's a summary on the human migration information we currently know.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3451444/Neanderthals-bred-early-humans-50-000-YEARS-earlier-thought-Timeline-rewrite-history-ancient-migrations.html?ITO=applenews

Edumuhcate yourself.

>>81555184
Are you retarded?

>>81553626
Still hoping they add in Blue Falcon.

>>81559118

Ancient furries or Remove Ayy/Snek?

>>81559766
ancient furries, the lion carving between the buff lioness goddess is the oldest known piece of human carving/art or something similar to that

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>>81559625
you have to handhold people as dumb as >>81555184

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>>81558920
>there's literally no differences between humans

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>>81552298
>all of them turn out great
>I end up enjoying all of them
>sales suck
>all of these are cancelled by #12
>mfw

I just want to like something that does well and doesn't survive off of Didio liking it or being nice

>>81559118
At least one of these figurines is modern,

>>81559928
Living off Didio table scraps is the curse of good taste, my friend

>>81559953
nope

>>81557708
Its like a comic or a song or a movie.

Your.body is just the medium, the art can be replayed forever

>>81559966
Spoken like a true wise man my nigga

>>81557708
So we're sentient electricity?

>>81560211
>>81559980
Man, human consciousness is pretty badass.

>>81552435
>*teleports behind you*
>Bam bam! *bam bam!*

>>81552110

whats wrong with it?? you fags seriously hate everything

>>81557708
aren't the brain cells the longest lived cells? like literally almost your whole life long?

>>81553626

Is that a new Impossible? I'm surprisingly okay with this.

I dunno what I'm more excited for. A possible Herculoids ongoing or an Impossibles one.

I would imagine they're going to be looking for vertigo-level sales here so maybe it can survive for a bit.

>>81559038
dont think Neanderthals made that

>>81558920
/pol/ would not just say that we are different, they would say white people are superior no matter what.

We are different though, and all races have their up sides and downsides. That doesn't mean one is better than the other. For example, I can actually eat spicy foods without suffering the shits, but I also have a big nose :\

>>81555104
>I wonder how the Slag brothers will be connected to the Flintstones.

Considering that they look like straight up morlock cannibals, I doubt they'll be connected.

>>81555061
> They've changed Private Meekly into a hot muscular woman
For what purpose?

>>81552110

I want to fuck the cat.

>>81552110
>Fred swole af

impressive

>>81561189
No they didn't, they changed Sargent Blast into a hot muscular woman.

>>81561123
>cannibals

Nah, that would be Luke and his bear pal, I bet they will connect the brothers to the Flintstones.

>>81552756
>short mustache with natural upturn at corners
>lazy ass goatee

Yeah, that's much more like Shaggy.
The other one is clearly indicative of soneone that cares more about their apperanence than Shaggy ought ton

>>81560211
A bit more than that, for example our emotions are chemical reactions not all of which even originate in the brain, but in the end what makes you "you" from your memories to you reading these words and drawing conclusions is electricity and neurons, the flesh node nerves which store said electricity.

Assuming you could copy the electricity into a perfect replica of the flesh or a close analog, then you have successfully transplanted your "soul" (the ghost in Ghost In The Shell) into a machine. Now, this self would have no emotions. You would then need to replicate said emotion, however this is something some scientists have already made the first steps towards.
They have created a machine which can "feel" frustration and contentment by giving it a sense of urgency to its tasks. Said task is putting balls in cups, but when the task is impossible like the "cup" lets the ball back out immediately then the machine grows frantic in its attemlts, and by contrast giving it a cup which lets the ball out after a long period of time then the machine slows down its attempts.

Of course this machine is just rats in a maze. You can't ask the rat if it feels confused, you can only observe and theorize, but we've at least made a machine that can be questionably feeling something.

>>81553565
>the entire original cartoon was made by dinosaurs
>they portrayed the humans as bumbling idiots
>they portrayed the dionsaurs as abused and overworked
>it was a cry for help all this time

>>81558920
>literally no differences
>variations

>we're the same except for the differences
Categorically correct.

>>81559038
>my instincts tell me they had the tits
Stopped reading there, I'm sold. Put me down for one neanderthal please.

>>81552189
Yeah, the women should be more buff (not skinny and cut like speed junkies like most comic heroines who are super strong, just wider shoulders, thicker delts, tris, slightly bigger lats, and thicker fingers.

>>81552420
They had the strength before that.

>>81553626
This will be the first comic I try to keep up with each issue.

>>81552662
>not conclusion: CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN

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>>81559372
The wax dripping down the candle is what bothers me.

>>81552756
Fred and Daphne look like they've seen some shit

>>81562195
Probably the dried wax from prior usage.

>>81552298
>its a living

>>81553382
Hilarious considering what racist assholes say about us, as well as the modern attitude of said assholes "Bro she's fine as hell, but I could NOT have sex with a black chick. That's like fucking a dog, no offense." Back in the day, they'd hump the black woman AND the dog.

>>81552904
"The next thing you'll say is, 'I think I just about have this mystery solved'!"

>>81552756
does Scooby have a scanner?

>>81555061
REDESIGN RANKINGS
1) Bloody Red Max
2) Gruesomer Twosomer
3) Drunk Cowboy Luke and Indian wearing Blubber's pelt
4) Slag Morlocks
5) Rave Pirate Dick and Robo-Mutley
6) Stupid Sexy Blast and Meekly
POWER GAP
7) Average Pete
8) Lucha Pitstop
9) Professor Gene Erik
10) Allah Akbar Mob
POWER GAP
11) Two guys who have literally nothing to do with Rufus and Sawtooth

>>81553501
Hit em with the truth

>>81552756
is this going to be an origin or will the gang be previously established

>>81552933
well he is a major fag and always has been so it makes sense.

>>81562345
Underrated/10

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>>81552756
This is much better.

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>>81555061

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>>81561536
So we're not even real, we're just sub routines ontop sub routines of smaller machines working other machines to create a singular unit.

In the end we are never us because we were never us to begin with.

>>81563482
>4 hipsters instead of 1
>better

"no"

>>81563482
Thy look like there from Lupin the 3rd

>>81552162
This. batman v superman was hilarious. I love that they're just handing marvel the victory every time. There isn't even a competition, marvel shows up and DC automatically gives them the trophy. "Hey man, you here for another trophy and love from your fans? Ya i'm just here for some money, i don't need this trophy.

>>81563532
Well, yeah.
Every organelle in every cell is a tiny machine keeping a tiny machine going.

Every molecule is made up of atoms, which are just little clusters energy sparks that can be bound together.

Everything is energy, all things are greater than the sum of their parts.

This is shit you should have realized in like fourth grade.

>>81563482
No. No its not.

>>81564138
Well honestly that's depressing. We're flesh robots, we're not really living or real, we're basically a abstract painting that's being shown off to other little machines and their pieces of art or personas that they've created.

>>81555956
i was thinking the same thing

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What is Pebbles reading? "Cannibalism: the ??? Ideal"?

>>81566058
If that's how you want to think of it.

What, you assumed your body was made of magic ooze and your brain was magic?
Everything has a mechanical and energy component.

If it makes you feel better, when the human body dies an energy is released. Scientists have no clue what it is, but it happens. A very small amount, less than a static shock from touching a doorknob.

Some people call that the soul.

>>81566058
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

>>81556123
>Ray Kurzweil
You know that the guy is a computer programmer with no background in medicine and that his whole singularity / immortality bullshit comes from developing pre-diabetes in his 30's and becoming terrified of dying, right?

>Kurzweil admits that he cared little for his health until age 35, when he was found to suffer from a glucose intolerance, an early form of type II diabetes (a major risk factor for heart disease). Kurzweil then found a doctor (Terry Grossman, M.D.) who shares his somewhat unconventional beliefs to develop an extreme regimen involving hundreds of pills, chemical intravenous treatments, red wine, and various other methods to attempt to live longer. Kurzweil was ingesting "250 supplements, eight to 10 glasses of alkaline water and 10 cups of green tea" every day and drinking several glasses of red wine a week in an effort to "reprogram" his biochemistry.

>>81558708
I'm black, there are more differences beyond skin color and dick size. Blacks have a denser bones and musculature , Asians have slightly longer limbs, etc.

>>81566719
The Unknown Ideal

>>81568443
89% accuracy of predictions, anon.
94% when you remove the year from his predictions.

>>81568944
According to a rating he did of himself which includes shit like predictions that we'd have functional voice recognition and translation a decade ago. Most of his health tips are on the level of the shit that Steve Jobs was into when he decided he could cure his cancer through vitamin pills and exercise.

The singularity is just evangelicalism for nerds.

>>81563994
Lupin/Scooby crossover fucking when?

>>81569213
>we'd have functional voice recognition and translation
We have that on phones though.

>>81552756
absolutely disgusting

>>81569213
>functional voice recognition and translation a decade ago
We did though. They were crappy, but worked.

>>81552693

>tfw large ribcage and short stature

>>81558708
Saying that there's one race inherently better is drumpf shit
Admitting that certain traits are passed through races and create common attributes is not
Like, you know, fucking skin color

>>81561115

the spicy food thing is definitely social, not genetic.

>>81559610
>educate yourself
>dailymail

>>81552110
I love Amanda Connors

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>>81552298
>fred doesn't look like john goodman

>>81572181
He said Edumuhcate not educate, can't you read

>>81566058
>we're not really living or real
You say that like there's anything more than what we do to "living".
I'm not sure what's different between a flesh robot and whatever you thought humans were before.

>>81572294
He does actually... I don't like that

>>81553626

Hello, new wallpaper!!!

>>81553706

Nah, he's prolly just Sicilian.

>>81552756
Velma's too skinny for my tastes, but overall that looks a lot better

>>81559723
my guess is Blue Falcon is either going to be introduced later(maybe with some of the other HB Action series not currently part of this) or is going to get his own comic

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>>81555447
That's racist.

>>81564074
Go back to /tv/, you worthless cunt.

>>81553626

>Galaxy Trio

YES!!

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>>81552347
>ctrl+f
>grand

Okay you can continue.

>>81557708
>Your brain is constantly being replaced by almost identical components.
>So clearly "you" is the electricity in the meat reacting as they are stored within neurons (which are constantly being replaced).
>So "you" is the pattern the electricity makes, like a spiderweb woven and attached to pine needles.

That's wrong though.

This anon knows >>81560899. Most of your brain's neurons won replace themselves before you die. They last a lifetime.

>>81552756

What happened to Shaggy? Why was he replaced with Pewdiepie?

>>81552450
>Fred isn´t J. Goodman.

No, thank you.

>>81552110
Fred is hardcore jacked. Poor Wilma's pussy must get fucking destroyed every night.

>>81555286
Is written by the Happy Tree Friends guy. Its obviously tongue in cheek.

>>81557044
Sleep was a brother of Death in greek mythos.

These books are about to be fun as fuck

>>81572294
probably the only casting choice from that movie that fit perfectly

>you will never be double-teamed by Fred and Barney
WHY
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LIVE
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New information on The Flintstones Comic: >>81575111

>>81575795
One of the few times a movie has ever made me wince was the scene in the Flintstones movie where Fred complains that he hit something on the road and plops back with his completely ripped foot jacked on his desk

>>81567171
Is that shit even true?

It sounds like bullshit.

I'd fuck that betty.

>>81552756
After years of big tit Velma fanart, I am unable to accept this design.

>>81562020
>skinny and cut Like speed junkies.
Haha you my man are completely and utterly retarded and have never seen a speed junkie

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>>81566719
Is this a refference to this?

>>81552450
wow holy fucking shit pebbles is ugly as fuck

>>81552110
why does the art look like a bimbo fetish superhero porn artist?

>>81572294
>Hey Barn, I got a new harebrained scheme

>Ah no thanks Fred, I just got outta the hospital from helping with your last one.

>>81552756
>daphne more busty than velma
goodbye thread, i'm about to wake up from this nightmare

>>81552110
FLEENTSTONES?

>>81553708
*Gloop and Gleep angry jiggling noises*
*Igoo soft excited roaring*

>>81555061
I'm sorry, but NO, Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect would never exist, or even want to exist, in a world this dark and edgy.

>>81562390
Eat shit asshole, fall of your horse

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>>81578164

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma_(video_game)

>>81555061

This is so gloriously retarded. I love everything about it. It's every bit as silly as the original show, just in a different direction.

>>81555061
DC might as well have just started a Twisted Metal comic book series

what the fuck did they do to the kids

also since when has betty been hotter than wilma

kill me pls

>>81552110
>i'mokwiththis.jpg

>>81552258
Sweet.

>>81552162
>Casual who doesn't now how the author work
Thank to the laught

>>81552110
>not liking Conners' art

check out this pleb

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>>81557044
.....this all started out as a post about the new Flintstones. This is why I love you /co/.

>>81584230
>also since when has betty been hotter than wilma

Literally always

>>81552756
POUCHES AND BELTS ERRYWHERE! If they didn't have feet, I'd say Liefeld did the character design.

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>>81552756
SCOOBY WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT THEIR POWERLEVEL?

>>81559928
Didio personally shilled these comics.... they're gonna get 100 Issues just like Jonah Hex r-right? B-believe anon!

>>81553565
That was my favourite thing about the live-action movie.
Shame Viva Rock Vegas nixed it.

>>81577498
>you'll never be filled with caveman jizz

>>81555061
Holy shit its Rob Zombie

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>>81552889
>last panel
>Daphne explains ancient aliens
Kek