Anyone up for a storytime?
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>>81525604
If anyone's here feel free to post so I know anyone's reading.
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>>81525250
FUCK YEAH! Thanks OP!
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>>81525673
No problem, always loved this series.
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>>81526141
Coming up on the end of issue 1 here, let me know if you want me to keep going.I'm going to either way though...
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>>81526372
And that's it for issue 1
Starting issue 2 here in a minute.
>>81526408
Alright here we go.
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>>81525624
I am. Always choke up at this page.
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>>81526708
Best Batman incoming.
>>81526748
bumpity bump
>>81526760
It's the hat, it's always been the hat.
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>>81526846
Awww shit, red son nigga
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>>81526951
For the record, Red Son has objectively everyone's best costumes.
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>>81525547
Superman is still Superman.
>>81525624
Here, thanks bro
Thanks OP
>>81527357
Not gonna lie, I'm sad we're unlikely to ever see this kind of Superman/Batman fight in live action instead of just the DKR robosuit deal.
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>>81526951
I like how the Diana of this world is craving so much for the red stiff
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>>81527408
It's a well-documented scientific fact that in all alternate earths Diana has a bad case of Kryptonian fever.
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>>81527516
This first panel is probably one of my all time favorites.
>>81527553
Good night sweet prince.
Also shut up Diana, nobody is listening.
>>81527178
I like how Russian Batman is actually smug and daredevil (don't). Plus, those pupils, man.
>>81527671
Well it just wouldn't be a storytime without reCAPTCHA fucking up. Hope this works.
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>>81527824
Ah, there we go. Sort of. Moving on.
>>81527824
God the super man brain control stuff just creeps me out. Keep the fun coming OP, always love to read this comic
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>>81527922
And that's it for issue 2. Starting issue 3 in a minute.
What's your favorite issue /co/mrades?
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>>81528057
Let's try that again.
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>>81528106
You're doing God's work, comrade OP.
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>>81528142
cпacибo OП!
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>>81528093
>giant key to open the fortress
>brain controls
>Fucking Braniac has a brain control
>all this weird stuff
truly this is Russian Superman
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>>81528174
I appreciate the enthusiasm son, but I don't speak potato. Can you say it again in freedom?
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>>81525736
So was Stalin like a Zeus of dictators or something?
>>81528093
>Fluoxetine in the water supply
Birth rates plummet as the sex drive of the population decreases to record lows.
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>>81528433
>You took away what made them human
Only re-reading this do I really get the weight of the little slip of paper at the end
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>>81528546
Yeah it's always great to go back an re-read things you haven't in a while. You never know what you might've missed.
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>>81528636
>Guy Gardner is the red son fuckup lantern
Poor Guy can't catch a break.
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>>81528773
Courtesy spoiler for anyone who's reading for the first time and might've just wandered in. Make sure you start from the beginning!
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>>81528799
Holy fucking shit anon, I love you
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>>81528799
OP where's the original?
>>81525250
I've already read that, but will read it in the morning. Thanks for storytiming OP. You a good fella
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>>81528799
You did this entire story time for that one image, didn't you?
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>>81528848
I don't get what you mean? I just downloaded this today is something wrong?
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>>81528799
OP FOR FUCK'S SAKE I NEED TO KNOW
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>>81529109
Aaannnnndddd, that's it folks! Hope you enjoyed the ride, I know I did.
I don't know how to feel right now.
>>81529130
Very much so you little shit. Had a good chuckle and enjoyed the read
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>>81529130
HOLY SHIT THEY WENT THERE! THE FUCKING MADMEN! WE'VE COME FULL CYCLE!Wait, doesn't that create a time paradox?
>>81529220Don't think about it
>>81529220Stable time loop...probably
>>81526988
Agreed!
>>81529256Hey Op, should I post the spoiler pic with what Lex really wrote on that letter? This was my first time reading Red Son and I didn't know it
>>81529434
I suppose I've had my fun...
>>81528106
I didn't even recognize that image of the rioters in the first panel as a reference to Action Comics #1 until just now. Huh.
>>81529639
Yeah, I always love seeing them slip stuff like that in.
>>81528799
God I fucking lost it
You owe me new sides sir
>>81529550
Thanks OP.Did you really make this storytime just to post that edit?
>>81529816MaybeBut I also really like Red Son
>>81529901It was a good ride. Thanks again
>>81528361
Stalin was a sexy, sexy man. He was also fucking evil, but still sexy.
>>81528737
I wonder how effective Doomsday actually was in this universe.
>>81528379
Counteracting overpopulation.
>>81527583
I always wondered. Did she lose her powers because of this? Or did it just age her significantly
>>81530078
Can't have been very, since he had backup and Superman took them all down by himself.
>>81530186
She's shown later flying and attacking during the final confrontation. I'm sure she's not as powerful though.
>>81529130
I've heard people say that Grant Morrison ghost-wrote the ending for this book. Considering this was before the Millar/Morrison fallout, I'm inclined to believe it.
>>81528799
all for this?
why?
>>81530569
Hey friend, it's about the journey.
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>>81528969
It's hard to tell exactly what the pieces are, but wouldn't that put him in stalemate?
I see a white king (obviously, the last piece) a black king, a black bishop and a knight.
Stalemate.
>>81528509
>Guy Gardner
>Alan Scott
>Kyle Rayner
>Jon Stewart
Neat, never caught the nametags on my first read through.
>>81527463
>that superman wacky running pose
>>81528799
Holy shit you actually storytimed this whole thing just for this punchline. You're an absolute madman.
>>81528799
Holy shit, an entire story time all leading up to this!
>>81528799
You magnificent bastard.
>>81529220
This was actually supermans original origin
>>81528799
Joe or Anthony?
>>81526257
Oh Lex, you so crazy.
>>81528799
>all this for a joke
>even got dubs
OP YOU STRANGE MAGIC MAN
>>81533451
Who?
>>81533761
Hadn't even noticed that until now.
>>81529220
How? It's looping around, but nothing changes. It's deterministic.
>>81533941Which of the Russos are you?
Red Son
Red Son over Paradise.
>>81534102
Dohoho. You flatter me sir.
>>81534210
Seriously great thread. Someone should archive this, although I don't suppose many people would want to read this.
Definitely keep that altered page to sneakily post whenever you catch someone Story Timing this again.
>>81528509
>not 1 lantern, but 728 lanterns
>>81528799
This has to have been done by either a Kiwi or an Aussie.
>>81535562
Burger here, sorry.
>>81528799
Damn you Freezie-pop.
>>81528799
you got me.
>>81528242
He said thanks, OP
"Spasibo, OP"
>>81528799
OP you fucking master ruseman you
>>81528799
OP i have no words for this, well played.
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>>81528928
Here anon.
>>81528582
>Lex Luthor is able to convince God to commit suicide in less than a quarter of an hour
Out of everything Lex has done in this story, this by far might be the most impressive.
>>81540186
Red son Lex is the absolute best Lex, even during convergence he was amazing
>>81540186
He also managed to not get divorced.
>>81540186
That could have just been Brainiac manipulation.
Then again, >>81539403
>>81540303
Brainiac just showed up, like he usually does. It's never implied that Luthor created him by accident, or anything, right? I'm just tired, yeah?
>>81528799
Fucking hell.
>>81528799
Exquisite.
>>81528799
Ahahahahahaha
That had to be one of the most devilish things an OP had done.
Congratulations!
>>81528799
fukin amazing
>>81528799
YOU
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
>>81527847
>perprogrammed
>>81528799
Holy shit
>>81528799
you god damned fucking genius
So did Hal take revenge on his captors or not?
>>81528799
You cheeky cunt
I have this on my shelf but I'm reading it here anyway, thanks op
Gonna bump
This to help people read such wonderful comic
>>81527553
I loved the hell out of this page. Smug Batman is the best.
>>81528799
oh op you craycray
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>>81529550
Your edit was better desu op
Bump I love this comic
>>81528799
I love you.
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>>81528799
talk about the long fucking con
i wish a animated movie from this.
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>>81528799
More like Red Burn
>>81528799
Fucking based OP
>>81528799
>mfw
Loved this whole story though, first time reading it.
>>81540186
Lex is so fucking broken in this story and it's a big part of why I love it so much.
Supes is really OP in this story, right?
Like in an average DC comicbook he can't just read a book medicine and become a doctor and defeat Green Lantern in a second, right?
>>81554874
Lex and Supes are both dialed up to 11 in this yeah.
>>81526791
Bat-ushanka is the best thing ever
>>81528799
MMMM well done you absolute madman
>>81534045
But that mean that at the beginning Superman must have come from an alien planet and not from the future. The reason the Earth became Krypton like was thanks to Supes and Lex dick measurment competition
>>81525646
>guy writes literally an AU
>gets all the prizes
Krypton-Earth deserved to be blown up
>>81556106
They just assumed that it was an alien. Is Krypton even mentioned in this? Maybe they renamed Earth Krypton.
>>81556167
It's the Terminator Paradox. One thing couldn't have happend if they didn't sent someone in the past. I mean it's pretty clear we're going full cycle there. So who the fuck started it all? MILLAAAAAARRRRR
>>81556330
So long as nobody knew to do it, there is no paradox. Kal-L was sent back in hopes of saving it, but they probably didn't know he'd become superman (assuming millenia have passed, maybe it was wiped from history). Or maybe they did, but probably thought it would end up in a different way this time, but it doesn't.
>>81525624
thanks, comrade.
>>81556425
It's not about knowing or not. Earth becomes Krypton like because Lex took over after Superman "died". Superman crashing on earth and becoming a comunist is what started all. But that could have never happend if there wasn't a Superman even before to push Lex to make Earth Krypton like. And so on. That's what I intend for a paradox.
>>81526182
RIP;__;
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>>81556330
There is nothing impossible about a closed time like loop.
>>81528799
You magnificent bastard!
>>81526905
>the greatest champion for social justice
who wrote this? Tiresias or some other prophet
>>81557226
You do know social justice is a very old concept, right anon?
>>81528799
AYY LMAO
>nearly a full day later
>still funny
Well done
>>81528799
Best storytime I've ever seen.
Thank you, based OP.
>>81557863
Yes, but I'm talking about the coincidence with Wonder Woman being called that "champion" and the last years' horrors we were put through with her character and the aforementioned concept.
>>81559174
I know I keep laughing at it also
We need to screen cap this
>>81560757
This is hard to screencap. This needs to be read for an hour and a half before you realized you're being trolled.
You can always save that page and upload it whenever you see a red son thread and derail it.
fuck you op
Oh my god, this is still here? Sticky when?
>>81528799
rekt
>>81563846
seconding for a sticky. this is too good to let go, and too long for anyone to read in archive.
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>>81566062
Mods pls
>>81526182
;_;7
Holy shit I actually teared up a little
Mods pls, I can't live without this.
>>81528799
I liked BvS and still think this is hilarious.
Holy shit, is this actually still here?
>>81528799
Holy fuck
Dude what.
>>81529090
How the fuck would a civilization billions of years old not be able to admit they're sons going to explode hell should they have evolved into a higher plane of existence Imor done shit
>>81573298
>they're sons going to explode
He didn't explode anon, he justwent back in time
>>81529550
wrong one
>>81573636
For the record, my roommate is real stoked that you saved his edit.
>>81528799
Somene please save this
>>81573995
It'll be in the Foolz archive
Just save OP's post number and you'll have it
>>81525250
Thanks anon
>>81525389
One thing really changes everything
Jesus OP, you are the true king of /co/
>>81525892
Bruce?
>>81527052
And they didn't pull this rabbit out of their hat in '53 becauuuuse..?
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>>81525646
It gets weirder when you realize that's his great^x grandmother that's in love with him.
>>81554874
In the the Silver Age, Superman reads a bunch of medical textbooks really fast so that Lois Lane can be cured of being a mermaid.
There is canon basis of Superman being super smart, but it was played for gags.
>>81576856
What's the Russian equivalent of Bruce?
>>81528799
Holy fucking shit OP you magnificent bastard
Boop
Communist superman owns.
>>81580416
Boris?
>>81574016
>Foolz archive
Thanks or reminding me what the old archive was called
Its desustorage now
>>81526988
Can't argue facts.
>>81563846
STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
I pity those that passed by this thread
>>81586828
We needed one
>>81580416
There is none. Bruce is a gay name, and gays aren't allowed in Russia.
>>81587791
I'd call you Joe, but you obviously haveno chill.
That was fucking amazing. Well worth the read.
Bumpan
One of the best threads ive seen in a while
>>81560955
Just cap the beginning of the story, do a "a few pages later" skip them show the post, a zoomed, unspoilered image and maybe 10 replies followed by it
>>81573298
It wouldn't even matter. Superman's origin was written in a time when imagination did not yet set foot outside the solar system. In all that time, with all that technology, humans should have colonies everywhere. Although a self-fellating government of artists and philosophers might have considered themselves to be above such trivial matters as procreating and spreading throughout the universe.
>>81525624
I love this page, and this story.
>>81528799
This is the ruse of ruses.
One of this year's best threads.
>>81525443
This fucking Lex
Just sticky my shit up mod-senpai
>>81528799
MOTHERFUCKER
>>81525250
>Red son
You're not fooling me, Sundowner
>>81594008
We need this screencapped
>>81528799
Freeziepop is immortal, the thread won't die.
Sticky when
>>81606822
Never, mods hate fun.
>>81525250
>Thread is alive after a day
Thank God! I was searching this thread in the archives
>>81608422
It's been over 2 full days now, anon.
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>>81528799
An entire storytime just to build up for this, I'm impressed.
>>81528799
I am legitimately astounded.
Bravo
>>81525250
I am! thank you OP!
>>81526929
>le current year
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>>81577957
Worked out to the decimal point, anon.
Bumping. I'd like to be able yo read this when I wake up
>>81528799
Absolutely perfect
>>81528799
I'll make this my last bump for OP
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>>81528799
Holy shit
man that was bad
>>81624143
The comic or the joke? Because either way you're wrong as hell.
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>>81528799
Bless this motherfucker