ITT: Characters with stupid names

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Finn Mertens

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Daredevil's new sidekick is named "Blindspot." Y'know, cause Asians can't drive.

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>>81492166
Buried Alien

>>81492220
kek

Is this run any good btw?

>>81492095
That whole arc was DBZ-level retarded.

>>81492166
It's actually kinda clever for his dad. "Martin Mertens" is a kinda neat sounding name. For Finn it's terrible.

Animal Vegetable Mineral Man

Though realistically, how else can you describe him?

>>81492312
>Superman's evil longhaired brother from science and outer space comes to Earth to test him and/or fuck with him

YOU DON'T SAY

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>>81492095

How about every single member of the Legion of Superheroes?

>>81492268
Art is good. Story is dumb.

>>81492904

How about no?

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Ultra the Multi-Alien

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How does he say his name without transforming?

>>81492904
How about Boco?

>>81493111

IIRC, he has to *mean* to change; no more accidental transformations.

>>81493111
He has to say it with the intention of transforming

>>81492095

I think H'el's a pretty clever name.

>>81493088
This sounds like a prototype to Ben Ten

>>81493088
>you will never beat off four hostile aliens

>>81493165
>>81493160
I don't read a lot of the Big Red Cheese, but anything I have seen of him usually includes the accidental transformation as a plot point. Thunderworld, Rise of Black Adam, all that shit. Isn't it pretty much Billy's weakness?

Sounds stupid as fuck to lose it.

>>81492220
I keep thinking that's Gambit

>>81493822
That would've been better. Remy and Matt picking up women, getting drunk, swapping cane-talk, then hitting the streets and Gambit's moral ambiguity messing with DD's uptight vigilantism.

As it stands, we've finally gotten the run that breaks Daredevil's streak of good arcs that extends back to fucking Conway.

>>81493111
Captain marvel

>>81495075
Stupid character cool name

>>81495075
Isn't it the point that her name is so edgy that it's stupid?

>>81496024

But it's so stupid that it becomes cool!!!