ITT:Characters that need a good dicking

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>first character isn't a male character

you had one job, OP

>>81489705
why? she had no problem fucking herself later on

>>81489782
This

>>81489705
your mom

>>81489782
yeah, i kinda do

>>81489705
Better call Dr. Tran.

>>81490082
I know the reference but I find the joke either

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>>81489734
>wanting to dik a male
WHAT ARE YOU? STRAIGHT?
>also
pic thread related.

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>>81489705

>>81490662
Soon

>>81489705
Me

Poe is the only correct answer.

>>81490082
Asking pepople to explay memes are the purest form of autism.

It's a meme for god's fuck! It don't have to make sense!

>>81490082
>muh may mays
>getting this assblasted over reaction images
>hating a general you actually never browsed

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>>81489705
The Guardians. If they got laid, maybe they would had been slightly less of an asshole that attempted to destroy the universe.

>>81490082
We tried but you blocked our attempted explanation.

>>81490082
read it in her voice

>>81489925
God...he went full stereotype now doesn't he? Next he will become a hairdresser or designer.

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>>81489705
I shouldn't be the first in the thread to make this joke, anons

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Manhood of steel or clown cock, doesn't matter.

>>81489782
...true.

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Me on the right

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She needs a human dicking so bad. And a dicking that has no strings attached. like with a human she will never see again. It would help Pearl get over her misanthropy, help her get over "the one that got away", and teach her not to obsess over any one relationship.

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Certainly would've calmed HER ass down.

>>81491401
How do you dick a dick

>>81490082
lurk moar n00b

>>81489782
B-be gentle

>>81492685
Does Ken even have a dick?

>>81493280
Even if he did it wouldn't matter

>>81492438

Look up sound docking.

Or don't.

>>81492438
>>81491401
How much dick could a Di-Ah, fuck it.

>>81489705
RENEE IS FOR KATE
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81495369
Go be autistic somewhere else.

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>>81495369
LOOK AT THOSE TITS AND THAT 24/7 SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AND TELL SHE DOESN'T NEED SOME DICK!

TELL ME!

>>81489705

Bitch is an ornery, judgmental fuck-up 24/7. Her and Kate "The Bat-symbol belongs to me" Kane deserve each other.

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>>81489705

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>>81495722
Tru

>>81489782
I-I guess I'm flattered...?

>>81495790
Little mac probably gave her the not so little mac with fries

>>81489782
DELETE THIS

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>>81489705

>>81496197
thats an edit.

>>81496322
He might still benefit from some dick

>>81495790
>2016
>still posting entry tier blonde samus
>>>/trash/

>>81495790
Samus would never have sex. Like, I just can't imagine her ever doing something sexual..

>>81495613
FUCK YOU SHE BELONGS TO KATE!!!!!!! THOSE TITS ARE FOR LADY LIPS ONLY!!

>>81497129
THOSE TITS DESERVED TO BE MILKED BURLY MAN HANDS THAT BELONG TO A MAN THAT WILL MAKE HER QUIT DRINKING BECAUSE SHE'LL BE COCK DRUNK 24/7

>>81497087
I feel like Samus would totally be sexual, but her tastes are completely fucked. She wants hard chitinous things (preferably with feathers) and she needs one of them to be into a soft skinned hairless monkey.

Part of her anger with Ridley is the fact that she actually finds him incredibly attractive. I mean, she still hates him, and she would never fuck him, but man if he had a good-guy brother...

>>81498233
I now imagine Samus wishing that somebody out there made one of those Chozo statues an anatomically correct sex toy. The 100% completion runs are done in vain hope.

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>>81497957
STOP DEGRADING MY WAIFUS!!!!!!!!!! KATE X RENEE! NO MEN ALLOWED!

>>81495369
Fuck off Kate

>>81489782
I HAVE been feeling pretty lonely lately...

>>81489705
She certainly seems well equipped for it.

>>81498558
dude we actually have a board for that now.
pls take it there.

>>81491117
That was what post Crisis GL was about though. The Guardians fucked off to a different dimension with the Zamarons so they could bang and learn hat it means to be a real human bean.

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>>81489984
She's been practicing just for you

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>>81498420
What did I say? Go be autistic somewhere else, you stupid fuck.

>>81490618
She needs a good fusing.

>>81496197
> This will not happen in Civil War.

"Sometimes I want to give you a solid dicking, Cap."

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>>81499126
Renee is for Kate.

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>>81499613
I don't give a shit who she's with. You're a fucking spastic regardless.

>>81498379
I've seen a gif that shows exactly what you're describing

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He needs to loosen up.

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>>81489705

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>>81499666

Go back to Hell, Satan.

>>81500881
Silly.

We're already here.

>>81500696
>tfw she could've turned good if zuko just gave her fire D

>>81490991
kudos for obscure waifu

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>>81489705

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>>81489782
O-okay...

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>>81492099 (checked)
Obsession is completely different from understanding monogamy.

Her problem isn't having a 'one that got away,' it's the fact that she's actually obsessive over it.

Maybe she'd have gotten over it if Rose hadn't selfishly killed herself to create Steven.

Meanwhile, focusing on one relationship is actually a good thing. We tend to value that in civil, monogamous society.

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>>81489705

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>>81489705

>>81489925
>gay guy has to be a faggot as well

when will this meme die and is only Midnighter immune to this

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>>81489705

>>81491117
when will they ever learn?

>>81489782
Okay, what the fuck is this retarded meme /co/ has been spamming for the past month?

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>>81508523

>>81491302
But she gets a good dickin- Ooohhh hahaha

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>>81489705

Tank Girl (NOT A KANGAROO DICK)
Zatanna
Elektra (Not including the Daredevil TV show)
Talia Al-Ghul

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>>81505678
What is this from? Also.

>>81489975
HE'S JUST PASSING OUT THE HOT DICKINGS

>>81489705
By Christ, the size of those tatabojangles...
I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems, especially doing crime fighting as The Question.

>>81508614
Nononononono I have to go to work! Down boner! Down!

>>81505819
Pearl needs casual sex, something that she can learn not to obsess over.

>>81508542
The character pictured is Literally Me. That's his name. It's funny to use him as a stand in for yourself, and people like to spam him in those "Post characters that are literally you!" threads.

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If Razer had given it to her sooner the conflict of the last fourth of the series would've been preemptively resolved.

>>81495972
Someone's from tumblr

>>81495267
How much dick could a dikdik dick if a dikdik could dick Dick?

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>>81495613
>>81497129
>>81497957
>>81498420
>>81499126
>>81499613
>>81499666
>>81500881
>>81500920
Well, that was a fun ride.

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>>81495339
unf

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>>81499473
>due to the civil war, Iron Man with never be able to give Captain America a solid dicking

>>81511185
Bucky deserves it more

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>>81491302

>>81513634
Even aliens know that they have steal guys jackets

>>81508782
HOT.

>>81515003
The sexual tension is real

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>>81515966

>>81495722
>"The Bat-symbol belongs to me"

Uh, doesn't it belong to Bruce Wayne?

>>81498233
Ask and you shall receive.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/DraceDomino/15203/Vermin/38119/Chapter-0/Vermin[/]

>>81517442
No it belongs to batman

>>81513581
He's already had enough dick for a lifetime from HYDRA

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Pic related. So sure that she wouldn't be coming up with all this paranoiac hate and weird-arse schemes if she were getting stuffed by some guy on a regular basis.

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preboot batfamily sans Dick

>>81521140
You'd expect there to be program for that type of situation

>>81521290
Tim is a shit in any form

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>>81521140

We all know who'd be perfect for the job.