Excuse me sir, my face is up here.

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>>81477761
Why is he so perfect?

>>81477761
But your bulge is down there.

>>81477761
HAIL HYDRA!

>>81477761
It's your own fault for being so thick, Chris.

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>>81477761
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to be a walking husbando.

>Thought it was a stealth Peggy thread
>Turns out its a faggotry thread

>>81483134
>not being gay for Cap
What are you, Non-American?

>>81483203
Yes

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>>81483203
But I'm non-american and I'm gay for Cap.

Cap is just too perfect.

>>81477761
SHIELD, officially proud user of Under Armour products.

>>81483085
I am a husbando. My shirts are too tight and it makes me feel self-conscious.

>>81480717
>bulge
>not tits

>>81477761
If you didn't want the attention you wouldn't dress like such a slut.
Now tits or gtfo, Cap.

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>>81486666
He has tits on his crotch?

>>81477761
>Hey boy, my face is up here

>>81486666
hey there super-satan

>>81487165
Even Satan can appreciate some Cap tits.

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Why didn't capbro date agent carter?

>>81477761
Do you think Coolsville sucks?

>>81487601

They were supposed to go dancing...

>>81487777
Quads is alway right ;_;