Whomp Comics

That one where Ronnie is sad. Haha fucking genious.

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this is the only ron i own

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I feel like this at work a lot.

theres one where he is on his deathbed with a jar of candy

too lazy to find it

sorry senpai

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>>81465563
I found an edit.

>>81465641
Literally me

Anyone have the one where he sits down to eat his food but he forgot his drink?
Anyone have the edits?

OP is one of the best strips he ever did imo

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Because I did something like this once and made a fucking fool of myself

anyone have the one where he is sad, crying, and eating?

>>81465991
http://www.whompcomic.com

>>81465991
Be more specific.

>>81466047
THERE IT IS!

Thanks anon!

Remember that one time Ronnie predicted an airplane crash, and he had to awkwardly take down that comic.

The "not gay" one.

but ronnie deleted it.

>>81466213
I was gonna add on to your joke, but Ronnie is truly a wizard and this actually happened. Plane the Odds.

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>>81465679
At least you got that far.

I wish I could keep liking Whomp. I'm not sure if the quantity of his "I'm a depressed autist" comics have increased, or if my enjoyment of his material has just waned. That being said, I'm just not feeling it much anymore.

>>81466503
i didn't shit post enough.jpg

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Because I have pants that I still keep but I know I will never wear again.

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This is my Favorite Whomp.
There are many of higher quality.
But this one is my favorite.

>>81468352
this one

>>81468352
>The reason why I always looked at screens at a slight angle to avoid my own reflection

sadface.jpg

>>81468276
where the fuck do you get a carton of yohoo?

>>81469652
At the supermarket.

>>81469774
As big as the one in the comic?

>>81469862
>>81469774
Ive never seen cartons

>>81469887
The only OTP in my book

>>81465482
I want to be crab fab

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>>81468276
>>81469652
>>81469774

does this stuff taste as good as it looks?

they dont sell it in my country

can you describe the taste

>>81469887
Who is she?

>>81470007
It's too chalky for my taste

>>81470007
It tastes like cold, liquified tootsie rolls and cardboard.

>>81470007
It's chocolate milk but it doesn't have milk in it.

>>81470033
Mary-sensei from Let's Speak English

>>81469887
NO! THEY ARE TOO PURE! DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE ARTISTS!
>>81470007
Pretty good. Imagine really thick, really sweet chocolate milk.

>>81470007
It's pretty much chocolate milk with salt

>>81468352
This one is the greatest by far.

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>>81470007
the yoohoo coloring reminded me we have nesquik. it's typically sold as a chocolate milk powder but they do make drinks of it

>>81470117
wait do they have nesquik in the US?
how does it compare to yoohoo?

>>81470117
Chocolate "milk". More like chocolate water.

>>81470166
I prefer nesquik if only because strawberry nesquik is a drug for me

>>81470166
Haven't had either in literal years, but if I recall correctly Yoohoo is better. Nesquik tastes like water with a little chocolate powder, whereas Yoohoo has the consistency of paint.

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>>81465641

>>81468352
This one is the best

>>81470033
Maker of the comic Let's Speak English. She's kinda' dorky weeaboo-looking in reality, but /co/ loves her because she responded to criticism on 4chan about her in-comic persona not looking a lot like her, and ended up changing the way she drew her nose a little bit.

Oh, also her comics are absolutely adorable and well made, for the most part.

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>>81470374
>I'm pretty sure the vast majority of my fat is in my butt/thighs. I'm like one of those old victorian dress bustles but with flesh.
>Also, that second grader hallway was the prime danger zone for kancho attacks. You gotta guard dat butt with your life.
>kancho attacks
Lewd.

>>81466636
You'll be back. They always come back.

>>81468560
I will never ever get tired of the multiple cigars and that last panel.

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>>81469887

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>>81465446
I post this on toonami general when I'm talking about one piece. Have a free one.

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>>81465641

>>81468560
That's a great song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGBDAxCDLs4

>>81471162
Is this an edit?

>>81471213
Yes, in the original the strips spell out BUTTS.

Know what is fucking sad, I was about to report this thread but then noticed it wasn't on /v/. Holy shit, so there is an OP out there that fucking knows that comics belong in the board for comics, more so when they have literally nothing to do with video games. I need to quit going on /v/, hanging around retards ruined my mind.

>>81471269
You will actually feel better and happier once you quit going to /v/. I know I do.

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>>81465124

>>81469887
BLESS THE SOUL WHO DREW THIS.

>>81471415
nice trip

>>81471459
shit didn't mean to post with it. haven't posted since friday and was trying to mess with the names and shit.

>>81471459
>trip

>>81470007
Everyone here is shitting on it, but I can't restrain myself around that shit. If I get ahold of any I practically chug it, all 300 calories per can of it, until there is none left. It tastes like diabetes and sex. It's a flavor so good you feel guilty for having it without having earned it.

It might just be a legacy of my white trash upbringing, but it's literally too dangerous for me to keep in my house. I would be 400 pounds if I had ready access to yoohoo.

>>81470176
…Anon it's a chocolate drink powder. You add the milk, and then you get chocolate milk. If you add water instead, you get chocolate water but why the fuck would you do that to yourself

>>81470007
It tastes kind of like if you swallowed a spoonful of cocoa powder, and then someone stuffed their dick in your mouth and pissed down your throat.

Would not recommend.

>>81472436
Maybe he can't afford milk. Though that would beg the question of why he has Nesquik.

>>81470007
Complete shit. Get Nesquik. Better yet get strawberry Nesquik.

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>>81465124
The comics themselves are ok, but it's the edits that are hilarious.

>>81469887
Wow, someone actually drew them.

>>81472717
>then someone stuffed their dick in your mouth and pissed down your throat.

That's my fetish.

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>Next you'll tell me you threw away the milkshake straws I meticulously washed and stored in the- oh my god, where are my straws? YOU CAN'T BUY STRAWS THAT BIG, AGRIAS. YOU JUST CAN'T.

>>81472758
>Feels like it happens almost weekly to me.
HELP

>>81472809
Doesn't mean it tastes good. It tasting awful is a big reason why it's mine too.

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>>81465714
I only have this

>>81473010
Someone ought to change the As, and GH to Es.

>>81469887
>bulge in the sheets

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June 9th.

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One of my favourites

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The only ronnie i'll ever need

>>81465641
I can't relate because no girl ever liked me

>>81473001
Well then I guess you'd better get started.

>>81473377
What are you gay?

>>81473423
Whatever turns you on, sugar.

>>81473438
Why are you trying to come on to someone on /co/? Just go to some ERP if you really have to. I'm not attractive in the least anyways.

>>81473466
Just having a bit of fun. Nothing wrong with that, right? ;3

>>81469887
There's also an nsfw version where she doesn't have the blanket and you can see the cum between her legs

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>>81468352
FUCK

>>81473692
I don't believe you.

>>81473552
Nope. I'm going to bed now though

>>81473941
Sweet dreams, sugar!

>>81470411
I don't think I've ever seen a funny comic by her.

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>>81465991

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>>81473950
It depends.

>>81473736
it's true
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1844302

>>81473993
>Ronnie not ordering his own pizza and eating 1½ pizzas himself

Get on my level.

>>81473993
>Pizza getting cold
>A bad thing
Ronnie pls.

>pizza place isn't open for another few hours

God damn it, now I want a delicious pizza.

>>81474378
I don't understand pintrest either. It seems to be a really shitty and restrictive interface for viewing images.

>>81472436
He's talking about the ready-to-drink bottled kind. It holds little flavor, and there's no satisfying thickness. It really is like chocolate water.

>>81474598
Can't even use the site conveniently unless you have an account, which is sjit when you're trying to find image sources.

>>81474598
Pinterest is basically a spiderweb of images, where you never stick to the same "group" of pics, you always dive deeper
>Pinterest / Inception, moreso

>>81474378
>>Too many White people
Is he talking about the NDP's attempt to stay relevant?

>>81474017
you'll trigger that one guy who sees this strip and bleats "she's not a teacher," anon!

>all these fucking edits

some of us want to read the actual comic

>>81468352
Yeah, this one hits way too close to home.

>>81475307
his website isn't exactly hidden in the depths of the darkweb

>>81472846
Oh my GAAAAA!

>>81473010
That's actually exactly what I was looking for.

>>81465482
I sometimes feel like a fraud at work too, even though what I think I ought to be doing seems to work out all the time and people genuinely agree I'm doing things right.

It mystifies me that I'm doing so well especially with the social parts. I'd always assumed I kind of suck at that part, but maybe I don't?

Maybe I was overthinking it.

>>81476839
10/10.

>>81473252
How have I never seen this one before? It's amazing

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>>81465482
>>81476907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woK2FcqJVuE

>>81470007
Chocolate-flavored sugar water.

It's shit.

>>81465482
Snibbity Snab :DD

>>81478728
Funfact1- The other Ronnie also appears as a waiter in another comic (The amazing Whompman nª6756756756)
Funfact2- You can see Ronnie´s hawaian shirt under his blue shirt, due Ronnie´s powers of turning all his robes into hawaian shirts (Ref. to Crisis on the infinite whomps nª5)

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Rare Agrias feet

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>>81482778
Oops wrong one

>>81470007
where I come from we call that brown gold. But it runs right through you. if you have a glass expect to pay for it with liquid diarrhea within the hour.

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>>81482798
Better feet

>>81483601
Yeesh, he was really B>U in the early days.

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>>81474035
there is NO reason this should exist

please nobody show ronnie this.

>>81465482
>the crab has the lightbulb tied to his head
I love that the above sentence
>>81471269
>>81471285
>tfw I have never been to /v/
>>81482798
>>81483601
>caring about feet
WELLAIN'TTHATCUTE.png

He actually has some of his books on sale at amazon. Anyone own them? Will I only be getting the black and white comics in teh earlier years?

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>>81465124

>>81474378
I miss M Dude

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Whenever the argument comes up

>>81468352
This is why I turn the brightness all the way up when watching porn.

>>81473252
>manages to get fired from a place he doesn't even work at
Oh Ronnie

>>81486059
>Ronnie Philyaw
It's coz he's in the internet now, isn't it?

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To this day this is still my understanding of what Game of Thrones is about.

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>>81470374
>/co/ loves her because
... of this too

>>81474017
>Search up this comic to add it to my watched webcomics links
>Latest strip is about how her butt is big.
P-pics anyone?

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>>81488024
Unf...

>>81484201
Ronnie does horror a little too well sometimes.

>>81486059
The fact that you are not currently in a virtual world means that your consciousness will never be the one that is imported into a virtual world.

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A smug Ronnie is fine too.

>>81489281
>The fact that you are not currently in a virtual world
That you know of

>>81489537
If this is the Matrix then it's fucking boring

>>81474378
Pintrest is a site designed for woman.. Of course you don't understand it!

>>81474378
>M Dude's expression somewhere between amusement and utter despair

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>>81470463

>>81473093
>Butt problems emporium

Kek.

>>81473252
>Work in small organic grocery store
>a lot of my job is helping nice old folks find their groceries, get really good at being friendly and outgoing
>now when I go grocery shopping I have to stop myself from walking up to people who look lost and asking "Hi, you finding everything alright?"

>>81473993
>go on Weight Watchers
>eat a large Meat Lovers pizza all by myself once a week
>still lose weight
Feels good, senpai.

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>>81489790

Man, this thread has made me realize something.
I haven't done something awkward and embarrassing in years.
Crazy.

ok serious question....how do you pronounce agrias?

>>81490424
I'm thinking Ag-Ree-Ass but I've been known to be wrong.

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>>81469887

>>81487253
Kek.

>>81490354

It's kind of hard when there is no social life to ruin, isn't it?

>>81490640
That's the thing, I'm actually out socializing all the time now. Maybe it's limiting the time I spend as a shut-in? I dunno.

>>81490145
Nuuuuuuuuuuuh!

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Whomp misses more than it hits, but this comic is probably the funniest strip I've ever read.

>>81490830
ok, this one wins, but please, almost seeing ronnie's wiener is killing me.

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Welp, just read all of Let's Speak English.

It's cute! I like it.

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my personal fav

>>81483777
It's a rule. You know this.

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it doesnt even have ronnie in it but jesus christ this still gets me

>>81490995
>first comic on the front page is the author proudly saying she has a big butt and talking about getting kanchoed.
I like this already.

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>>81491205
A lot of the best strips don't have Ronnie.

>>81468352
I only laugh because it's all too familiar

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>>81470088
>really thick, really sweet chocolate milk
>yoohoo

>>81470204
>Yoohoo has the consistency of paint
What? Yoohoo is watery as shit, man.

>>81490529
He needs about 10+ boners to that statement.

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>>81491595
>that feel

>>81490217
Learn to count calories, and install gentoo.

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>>81472758
>tfw somebody saved your edit

SEMPAI NOTICED ME

>>81472758
>that frame where he remembers the first frame

>>81492012
You did well. But it's senpai

>>81491847
That shitty pubic hair patch on his face. God being a teenager must've been shit for him.

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>>81489790
If it were exciting, people would get tired of it quicker, and escape more.

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>>81465124

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>>81492060

>>81492437
top kek

>>81492060
It's either, since Japanese doesn't use our alphabet.

>>81492537
There are distinctly different M and N sounding morae, anon.

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>>81492537

>>81492622
While you are correct that they have different characters in their syllabary for things like mo or no, ん can be anglicised as either n or m correctly.

>>81492672
Well fuck me.

>>81490917
To be fair if i saw myself on the middle of the night like that i would be freaked out too

>>81492672
Are referring to different pronunciations for things like を or は.I have never heard of it occurring in that context. Nor have I seen ん be anglicized as mo or no, but maybe that was just an awkward wording of your sentence.

>>81492796
It's not even a different pronunciation. The lone ん isn't really quite an n or an m, so both are correct. Same way the ろ is justifiably either ro or lo.

>>81492857
I thought the sound was modified depending on its placement in the word. Sempai would be the correct Anglicization because the n turns into an m when followed by a p sound. I haven't been studying the language for very long, so forgive me if I come off as accusatory or confrontational; I just want to make sure I'm understanding things correctly.

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>>81491426

>>81492977
It is, but it's not like there are hard rules around it, since it mostly just ends up being part of what makes up your accent. Sempai is closer, often, to what people say, but senpai is how people would normally write it for the sake of consistency, since English cares more about consistent spelling than pronunciation. If you're not using hiragana, katakana, or kanji to write it, there's no real reason to worry about it.

>>81493067
Okay, thanks for clearing that up anon 先生

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>>81492353
Anyone bought Project DIVA X yet?

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it hurts.

>>81493266
どういたしまして

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>>81493299

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>>81493299
oops didn't read it when I looked it up posted some shitty hl3 joke by mistake

>>81493412

>2006
>be in hs
>substitute teacher
>doesnt want to teach, pops in nightmare before christmas and turns off the lights
>never seen the movie before, watching intently
>something is touching me underneath the table
>look down
>cute girl who normally sits across from me is under the table, between my legs, hand on my thigh
>wtf are you doing, im trying to watch a movie here

damn teen me was stupid

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>>81491847
>I semi-regularly had a sub who did this
>my main reason for wanting to become a teacher is to do something similar for my future students

>I'm out picking up lunch for the family
>by chance happen to strike up a conversation with two elementary school teachers who were also picking up lunches
>mention how I've considered going into teaching specifically to reward kids who give a damn and get answers right with free candy
>tfw they say nobody's allowed to do that anymore because of possible allergic reactions and such

>>81494014

Students 14 and below will fight for anything as a reward. Just get a load of weirdass pens, like those ones that change color depending on their temperature.

>>81468352
this one is perfection

I don't get one thing: is Agrias real or just Ronnie's imaginary friend?

>>81494211
That sounds like a neat idea, actually.

>>81494299
she was his roommate, but holy fuck that would be a depressing twist

>>81493412
>>81493600
Are we sharing feels now?
>In high school, junior year
>Finally get the guts to ask my crush to prom
>She says yes
>Now what
>Awkwardly plan limo and shit but nothing else
>I had yet to have a complete conversation with this women before I asked her
>We show up at prom
>She ditches me most of the night for her girl friends
>Feel like a fucking idiot watching all of my friends and their dates living it up
>My date and I are voted Prom Queen and King
>Crowd starts chanting for us to kiss
>She goes white as a sheet and hides in the bathroom
>Remember feeling absolutely broken and lonely in a crowd of people
>years later I realized one of my female friends at the time was hitting on me for three years
>I went to prom with the wrong girl and haven't had a date since

>>81492012
I hope you guys realize that only 5th graders talk like this.

>>81494315

Plus you don't run into the issue of having to tell them to wait until the lunch hour or the end of the day to eat their reward.

>>81473252
>Go to the grocery store down the road after work every day
>My uniform looks very similar to the store's and I usually still have my nametag on and everything
>I'm also 6'6''
>get asked to help people frequently when I'm there

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>>81494463
>it is now a crime to be cute on the internet

>>81494629
i think you mean Kawaii

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>>81493299
No, it's not "It hurts!", it's "Whomp!".

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>>81494211
I specifically remember hating when teachers would do that, and never participating. Except once, in the very last day of shop class, when he was just playing Trivial Pursuit to burn time, and no one else knew who Bizzaro was, because the sperg asked like 6 times and let it hang in the air forever. I won one of pic related.

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>>81494739
>>81494629

>>81494798
It Hurts! is a better comic.

>>81473010
Im to stupid to understand the joke

>>81494901
Originally he had left his soda on the counter, this is a template so you can add in whatever you want.
Personally I find the blank absurdly funny.

>>81494415
>>81493600
At last your mistakes were made out of ignorance and not self-loathing.

>>81494211
my younger brother is in 6th grade, his teacher has a "store" that you can buy snacks from. You buy stuff with "dollars" that you earn by doing your homework, being good, helping the teacher, etc. it helps alot

>>81473053
And a piss jug on the counter

>>81495098
I had that in elementary school. Sold Tic-Tacs, after about a month the teacher made me give them all up because I was hoarding for something worthwhile, and I think she thought I stole them.

>>81495098
Was the teacher young?
Because i've noticed that my younger brother's younger teachers do a lot of stuff like this to get students more involved in class.

>>81495098
A teacher tried to instate that when I was in elementary school and I realized it was all useless garbage. I would stand in front of the counter where the store was and would dissuade classmates from playing into the system. I was a stubborn little shit.

>>81495955
nah, its all food. you get 2 of those small bags of chips for a dollar or a soda for 2

>>81496379
Oh, for mine it was cheap pens and dollar store crap.

>>81494014
Move to a better state.

>>81468352
>Ronnie in all caps
the subtle details

>>81495955

>Teacher introduces points system to encourage good behaviour
>Badly behaved children get points all the time for being able to keep quiet and sit still for two minutes
>Well behaved children get the occasional "Oh yeah, you exist" pity points
>Realise you'll get more points if you start misbehaving

>>81496636
>gold stars awarded for stuff
>disregard totally
>stop answering questions so i don't have to get up and go get the stupid stickers
>read books instead

>>81496636
My brother's teacher starts each student with 10 points and deducts for misbehavior.

>>81474598
Pinterest is an image collecting website that's mainly used by housewives and women that are planning their weddings

>>81496636
>teacher starts points system for good behaviour
>something like three quarters of her gold stars go to a handful of quiet girls
>most of the remainder goes to other girls
>gets so passive aggressive when boys in her class are proud of their marks that she lectures us on why it's wrong to be proud of good marks (wtf?) and how the test isn't a good indicator of achievement (WTF?)
>grills every boy who chose a "violent" historical character to write about for an assignment, lets a girl get away with writing about how she'd be a mushroom

It's weird. I never got shit for being a visible minority from any teacher or professor throughout my academic career; instead, a power-hungry teacher decided she disliked my gender, and ten-year-old me suffered for it.

>>81496636
>>81497617
I think the worst thing a teacher ever did in grade school was try and explain to me that i was mispronouncing my name.

>>81497391
Sounds like an ideal place to accumulate scat porn.

>>81472758
>>81472934
you are not alonehappens to me 3 times a week or more

>>81497769
Oh, I actually had that, too, with a substitute teacher:

>My name's pronounced Anon.
>Well, Anawnglf, some people just pronounce things differently!
>okay.jpg

>>81494592
>eating pens in class

>>81498201
You're an idiot. The pic was posted 18 hours ago.

>>81497876
It still happens to me, but it's always almost just me remembering childhood incidents. Those sting, but not too bad anymore.
>>81498201
It's right here >>81471162

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>>81498281
Do not respond to people blindly begging for sauce. Report them.

>>81498337
It's a big thread anon, sometimes people get lost.

>>81489281
What if you use nanites slowly replace your brain with technologically derived equivalent parts, and do it slowly enough so your consciousness is maintained?

What if you become a digital being slowly?

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>Gif

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One of my favs.

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>>81498533
This too.

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Which Whomp comic relates most to you in real life /co/?

>>81498585
>tfw I've loved Club Soda since I was a kid
I don't know why, I just do.

>>81497769
Shit, I had a couple of teachers do that for my last name. Apparently East Coast teachers aren't good with Polish last names.

>>81498408
Then some asshole poisoned me, and I would have to try to orchestrate some kind of revenge and/or cure/suicide.

>>81465951
I don't get it

>>81469887
Ronnie how could you? Tomoko is the only one for you

>>81499217
She's like 14, tho.

>>81473350
This 2bh fampai

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>>81465124

>>81499298
>implying that applies when it's true love
Ronnie knows better, he's seen over 200 animus

>>81490424
It's based off the Agrias from Final Fantasy Tactics, so it'd be Ah-gree-as.

>>81468352
>>81496615
I just noticed that he is using his mouse with his left hand as well...

>>81499379
My all time favorite yuri manga involves such a scenario, so believe me I know. But Tomoyo and Ronnie have never even met. The only way they might possibly make contect, in FFXI, is a dying game, and the translation system is inadequate for cybering.

>>81499758
I do that in bed, since my chair is to the left of my bed.

>>81495098
We had this system where you could read books and take tests on them for bonus points that you could spend on prizes. In 5th grade I read at a high school level and had the second highest number of points in the school. For like 10 points or so you could get a can of soda. Toward the end of the year I blew hundreds of points on this plastic model plane that had a motor powered by air pressure

>>81497769
My 4th grade teacher lost a bunch of my homework papers and gave me a B on my report card (I never had a B before). When I told my parents I didn't know what happened, they brought it up in the next parent teacher conference and she told them I was a shitty student (I kind of was, but that's beside the point) and hadn't turned in my assignments. At the end of the year, she found the papers, and used white out to change my grade for that quarter into an A witbout saying anything to anyone so when I got home it looked like I had changed it myself.

>>81499184
He is such a shut in dweeb that he thinks any interaction with women constitutes flirting.

>>81493277
Was planning on waiting for the US release later.

>>81498642
What are you European?

>>81502235
Canadian

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>>81502099
You're gonna need a Japanese copy for the edit plays anyway. Practice your kanji, anon.

>>81471649
kek

>>81470463

>is the person that requested this picture
>was unaware there was a safe version of it

I thank you friend!

>>81492672
I guess that's why I see both Jinbei and Jimbei as ways of spelling the OP's character's name. Interesting.

>>81503152
Traditional Hepburn romaji turns it into "m" when it's immediately preceding the consonants b, m, or p, while Modified Hepburn doesn't, leaving it as "n" in all cases.

>>81503414
Well that explains it, then. It's just depending on how it's translated. You learn something new every day, I guess!

>>81503152
Viz goes with Jimbei for the official English release, but I believe Oda's spelling is Jinbe.

>>81504020
I've always pronounced it with an "n", but it's still interesting.

Now I just want to see him again.

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>>81465641
>that cute black chick in my 10th grade biology class who straight told me she wanted my virginity
>Was too much of an awkward pansy to give it to her when I was a 15 year old

>>81494211
Two words:

G O L D
S T A R S

I'm a fucking college-level physics TA and I started putting gold stars on every quiz score above a 90%... my section averages bumped up nearly 20 points.

>>81504266
You kept your glorious Aryan blood pure, brother.

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>>81504266

>celebratory end of the year school trip
>went to a theme park, think it was Six Flags
>me and my friend played that game where you squirt water in a clowns mouth to fill a balloon
>I won
>for the hell of it, pick out a bright purple teddy bear from the prizes
>As I'm waiting in line I offer it to a girl from my class so I wouldn't have to carry around a teddy bear for the rest of the day
>turns out purple was her favorite color
>she loved the bear and for the rest of the day followed me and my friends around and rode beside me on all the rides
>clutching that purple bear the entire time
>I didn't think anything of it
>remember all this 10 years later

It's alright, brother, I have enough shot glasses and bleach to go around.

>>81504266
>dated girl for two years
>unbelievably sexy carribean girl, like a solid 9/10
>we never went further than making out because we were both very traditional and wanted to wait until we got married
>IMing each other over summer break
>tells me she wants to give me her virginity when we get back
>too nervous
>want to say SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, YES!
>instead say let's talk about it after break
>get back from break
>she's got it in her head that I'm not happy with the relationship, that I come across as distant and unhappy
>we have a huge fight as I try to convince her that's not the case
>she leaves
>break up
>here lies anon
>he never scored

Well... this got awkward, even for a Whomp! thread.

>>81468276
I have seven shirts that I will never wear at this rate. It's funny because some of the shirts are for bands that I don't even listen to anymore. I actually bought one within the year.

I gotta just stop lying to myself and stop wasting money.

moar awkward

>>81505489
Not really, compared to some of the Whomp threads of long-ago. When the original of >>81465641 was posted, it had at least two threads full of discussion that passed 500 replies apiece.

>>81505762

I can't decide if I'm glad or sad that I missed that.

>>81504266
>>81504645
>>81504695
I can't really relate, no one has ever been interested in me.

>>81506246

It's alright, Friend. You live on a planet hosting over 7 BILLION people, I'm sure you can settle for one of them.

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>>81502528
These little rapist children are out of control, sexually assaulting their poor innocent teacher

>>81506246
That you're aware of.
Girls tend to be overly subtle and guys tend to be, well, kind of dense (no offense to you, just a general observation.)

>>81506580
I'm fairly sure you mean that someone out there would settle for me.

>>81506755
Well, who knows. I am not a clever man.

>>81474598
>search for image
>find one that looks good
>it's sourced from pintrest and they won't let you properly view it without making an account

burn it to the ground

>>81506758

Gotta have confidence, Friend, remember what the ancient Hawaiians used to say, "Anyone can build a hut, but only one with a strong roof will stand against the wind."

That or go to Thailand, you can get just about anything in Thailand.

>>81501776
>tfw the only reason I haven't an heroed is because I'm too lazy

Seriously, I have a serrated knife within reach of my computer, all I have to do is lean over, grab it, and slice. I'm just too lazy, as it'd take more energy to do that than type here.

>>81502528

You know, if a kid tries to pull that shit, they deserve to have their fingers broken by your buttcheeks. Yeah, good luck explaining that to the school nurse.

>>81507779
>Yeah, good luck explaining that to the school nurse.
More like good luck explaining that to the PTA and judge.

Self-defense protections are at a minimum outside of the US, and castle law doesn't exist basically. Even if a guy shot at you and killed a few people and if you didn't bash his head in with the pickaxe he would've killed you next, you'd be facing several months of criminal defense trials because the prosecution will argue you didn't exhaust all other non-lethal and non-violent means of conflict resolution.

In Japan, it's worse when it's a teacher injuring a kid. That's like three extra layers of socially unacceptable violence.

>>81506850
I think you mean pixiv

>>81507493
nah, it's cause yous a bitch

>>81490995
118 pages go by real quick

>>81507942
>Castle doctrine doesn't apply even when your asshole is on the line

What kind of crazy country is this?

>>81507942
It's not like you intentionally broke it. If someone punches you when you're not expecting it and breaks their wrist in the punch, that's not quite on the same level of grabbing their arm and then hitting it with a rock to be sure they're down.

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>>81478974
I'm so glad they made this a banner, Black Books is underrated

>>81508194
The rest of the world.
Canada, Britbongistan, Australia, Asia (at least the ones with laws and courts), etc.

>>81508470
If we go by your punching analogy, it'd be like you reflexively whacking their arm away with your hand and you hurting their arm. That gets YOU into trouble if you're a teacher and the puncher is a kid. Spur-of-the-moment isn't a good defense because you're expected to just never let that injury onto the student happen in the first place. Because you were in the sort of mindset that let you think injuring a kid while defending yourself from a minor assault (that you could totally take as an adult), you are the one that's at fault. Sure maybe you'd win the court case but you pretty much nuked your career and social life long before it was over.

You can see the reluctance in the two panels discussing the possibility of breaking fingers. The teacher makes it sound like defensively injuring the kid for violating your asshole is a bad thing. The other teachers in the next panel didn't think of the possibility and murmur in reluctance of this idea of defending yourself.

Let's be honest here, if an American kid lunged at an American teacher's ass (with prior documentation of past successful attacks) and she smacked his ass in a mid-air interception, the teacher would've been reprimanded, fired, and sued, in that order along with the school and school district and lose. And just like Japan, nobody's going to talk about how fucking ridiculous it is to let kids think that it's even remotely okay.

>>81509729
Nobody was talking about striking them preemptively in defense. The analogy is standing there, getting hit, and they hurt themselves hitting you.

>>81508194
I don't know about other countries but in Canada, self-defense comes with an extra "to a reasonable extent" clause.

So to a normal person, they'd see "Oh a crazy gunman is killing people" and think "Lethal force to stop the killing is pretty reasonable". They thought wrong.

There are a lot of news stories here where if attackers and aggressors are killed by civilians, the heroic guy who just saved everyone usually gets cuffed on the spot and hauled to jail. The Crown's argument is usually that lethal force was completely unnecessary and that the guy (and others) could've done something else to stop the attack. Which is bullshit.

But then you'd think "Oh then I can just beat them up like Batman or something" and you'd still be wrong. There is a very large chance that if you just beat up a guy in a similar life or death situation, you'd be charged with assault. And again, the Crown would argue that you knocking the dual-wielded AK-47s out of the wannabe terrorist's hands and then breaking an arm before pinning him down with two others was excessive and unreasonable.

As much as I am scared of America and its rootin' tootin' gun totin' craziness (among other things), I'm jealous of the fact that self-defense is a pretty solid and respectable defense there. You can just tell the cops that it was self-defense, they'd see that it's true, and they'd just leave you alone on the spot. Of course this opens up a different set of problems but at least there's almost no chance of you getting cuffed in front of your kids after you shot or beat up a crazed gunman who was most likely going to shoot them if he was left alone.

>>81509861
I'd argue clenching your buttcheeks is the same as blocking a punch with your arm.

>>81509935
Except with basically no incriminating evidence. "The kid missed, hit my tailbone. He should have practiced more."

>>81510079
If they hit the tailbone, you'd probably be in worse pain than the kid. But you're fine and standing. Any adult coming by will look at the scene and ask you what you did to the poor kid.

So then you have two options:
(a) Fake the pain to avoid trouble but lose all self-respect for yourself because of a kid's attraction to your asshole
OR
(b) Get in trouble for defending yourself.

Desperate people used to put in metal plates in their pants to block kanchos but eventually they got into too much trouble for hurting the kancho attackers so they're not allowed to do that anymore.

>>81509729
I don't know about other countries, but in canada you definitely have the right to use lethal force in self defence. There are terms like "reasonable force" used, but the onus is on the opposition to demonstrate that a force was unreasonable.
Canadian law is really heavily based on precedent, and almost every time a clearcut self defence case has gone to trial they've confirmed this.
The cases I've seen be complicated generally come down to something like "did you continue to kick him in the head for 3 minutes after he had stopped moving?" or "did you shoot him in the back as he ran down the street?"

>>81509915
Do you have any examples? I haven't heard of a single controvery about a civilian stopping a mass shooting, although I don't pay much attention to current events.
In fact, the closest thing I can think of is Kevin Vickers, who was called a hero and is now the canadian ambassador to ireland.

>>81490995
I like it too. It isn't always in that "Actually audibly laughing" kind of way like Whomp can be, but it's cute and amusing.

So the stories where Azrael was able to dodge them, grab their hands, put them in headlocks and threaten to counter-kancho them while the full-time Japanese teachers at the school only remarked that they were all having such playful fun were exaggerated?

I am severely disappoint.

>>81504266
You can rest easy.

She didn't.

If you had agreed, she'd have just taken pictures, mocked you. Maybed had her brother rape you. And then you'd've been the laughing stock of your school.

>>81509729
Britain and Sweden don't even allow non-leathal self defense like pepper spray.

Woman pepper sprayed a migrant trying to rape her, she was arrested and fined, because self defense is illegal.

>>81509915
Not really, in America you're still going with the cops if you shoot and kill in self defense.

Infact, the whole reason we have stand your ground and castle doctrine laws is because DAs would try to do the same shit in self-defense and home invasion cases.
"Why didn't you retreat?"
"I was upstairs and he was coming at me with a knife."
"Why didn't you climb out the window and jump off the roof?"

Hell, even in America, we've had successful cases of a robber breaking in, cutting himself on the window he broke, and suing.

>>81510435
No, but there's other sprays that have pretty much the same effect that are legal.

You can still get traditional pepper spray though if you have a weapon license.

>>81499758
Did you forget how reflections work?