"You laugh, you lose" thread.

>>81461605
Haven't read the story this is from. Is there context for this or does Superman still come across as a total dickweed?

requesting
>"Somewhere, a small child cries. I feel nothing."

>>81461845
It's not him being a dick, he was actually trying to give Batman a nice gift and he didn't know.

>>81461605
>That smirk
He knows.

>>81461694
POOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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/co/ humor is the most unfunny thing on the internet.

>>81462089
I dunno, man
Have you seen /mu/ humor?

>>81461994
Where is this from?

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>>81462038
I need to know what happens next!

>>81462137
Who wrote this actual comic anyway? Tell me it wasn't David...

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>>81462038
Lost but I don't even understand why I lost

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>>81461994

Fuck I lost.

Contributing from a time when Shortpacked wasn't shit.

>>81462221

If there's anything funnier than BatB Aquaman I haven not found it yet.

>>81462060
Took me a minute.

>>81462060

This is fake but it's still fucking hilarious.

>>81462228
I forgot about Mr. Terrific's gag, that's pretty good.

>>81462122
idgi

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>>81461854
Nearly lost, but I held firm.

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>>81462337

Just Question being a weirdo.

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Eat the pennies senator

>>81462391
kek

>>81462379
Why fly when you can hobble around like a retard?

>>81462481

I fucking love Superman/Batman for moments like this.

No wonder you guys all hate Marvel movies, you have shitful senses of humor.

>>81462060
That's not funny. Hank Pym was Giant-Man, too.

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>>81461551
Master of disguise, that Billy Batson

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>>81462608

Shut up and contribute then.

>>81462137
>female blacktain america
Aw heeeeeel naw. Nigger this is a laugh thread, not a rage thread. Post something funny dammit.

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>>81462608
Are you saying marvel movies are funny?

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>>81461854
>sleevless frank
I didnt know I wanted this

>>81462583
What are Batman's parents Jewish?

>>81462693

I love how they made a running gag of nobody understanding what the fuck Carter's deal was after getting resurrected by Johns.

>that one issue of Manhunter where his testimony in court is disqualified because he can't prove his identity due to reincarnation shenanigans

>>81462769
That seems... unwise.

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>>81462817

Green Arrow's trick arrows get pretty fucking hilarious

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Do edits count?

>>81462658
She's not even black. Just roided tan like most female bodybuilders

>>81461491
gay

>>81462817
Hey man, the Davy Crockett fired nukes about that size. Maybe he's using it as a weapon to stop a land invasion of Western Europe.

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>>81462700
just old

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>>81462837

Why wouldn't they?

>>81462809
See its moments like these I love the most, just superheros have a movie night, giving one another a hard time

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>>81462128
/mu/ atleast used to be funny, but it's challenged by a revolving door of bored white 19 year old college kids. Each group more unbearable than the last.
/co/ has never really been funny, because it's people with pretty childish interests who share a similarly childish sense of humor.

>>81462854
Didn't Davy Crocketts also have a firing range that was smaller than the warhead's blast radius?

>>81462854
I think you end up standing farther away from where you're firing a Davy Crockett.

>>81462089
But you made me laugh, /co/mrade!

>>81461599
oh god i forgot about this

>>81462837
>4thletter
RIP

>>81462334

I'm dead

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>>81462128
never reply to posts with that picture anon

>>81461789
I have this exact toy

>>81462906
No, they could fly over a mile, and the lethal radiation range was less than half of that, and the incineration range even smaller. Mostly the idea would have been to "poison" land invasion routes with them - like, "Fuck, we can't use the highways into West Germany even if we fix them, every soldier will walk out of there with ass cancer."

>>81462917
This is true. I wonder what Lefty Green Arrow would say about it...

>>81462060
Kek

>>81463035

I shouldn't have laughed at that

but I did

>>81462618
This seems like a joke that was made by some kids who saw Disney's marvels ant man motion picture and thought that made him smart

>>81463112
>the lot of you

Britfag writer detected.

What a fucking garbage thread.
You guys suck dick.

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>>81463122
everytime

>>81462419
i love it

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>>81463155
ok

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>Alfred cooks 10/10 meals and feeds captives paste for shits and giggles
Alfred solo when?

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>>81463212

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>>81463274

>>81463143
>Hasn't read a single Spidey book featuring Jameson from before the year 2000

>>81462481
If anything, Clark would be the one to have pulled one from the ocean.

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A classic

>>81463221

reminded me of a scene in the pink panther 2 (yeah, the remake) where steve martin and alfred molina have a quick deduction war against each other. funny stuff

>>81462419
> a can of pennies sits in front of Senator Finch as SuperBrock looks on in confusion
Quizboy V SuperBrock was a good movie, I stand by it.

>>81462870
love it

>>81462155
lol what shitty animation

>>81463501
>Smear frames
>shitty animation

am I being trolled

>>81463356
>Clay Quartermain
The SHIELD Agent?

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>Year of our lord Thor 2099
>Butt-head
>>81463530
yes

>>81463356
I will never get tired of the lives of henchmen. Id read/watch the hell out of a series like that

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>>81463533
Yup.

>>81463549
>I dont need a jetpack
>All I need is HATE!
fuckin lost

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>Madam Hydra will never make you uncomfortable
why live?
>>81463579
same

>>81461551
How could this even work? Blackface doesn't look at all like a real black person's skin.

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>>81463666
he really needs help

>>81463633
>You will never have a cool job henching and you will never get seduced by your hot superior officer
God. Dammit.

>>81463670
I hate to say it, but if people can fall for Clark Kent just wearing a pair of glasses...

>>81463514
>kevin stop showing everyone my deviantart
a true tribute

>>81461599
Smiled

>>81461854
Chuckled

>>81462038
Full-on lost.

>>81463704
Oh right, comic characters are idiots.

>>81462038
Out of context Silver Age panels are the best.

>>81462038
>BVS

Anyone have that web comic with the sprite dream? The one with the muscular ghouls?

>>81462700
Well, Kane is occasionally a Jewish surname as well as the Irish equivalent to Smith or Jones, so it's entirely possible for Martha to have been Jewish.

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>>81463914
She's die all over again if she saw the bill for all the bat stuff

>>81462122
I actually know the answer to this.

>>81461694
I fucking love these

>>81463633
I need to know the origins of this.
It's too good.

>>81462115
Nope. This is edited.

>>81463102
awkwardzombie has sustained such high quality throughout the years, it's astounding
though I do miss some of the personal life comics, now she only does them for 24-hour comic day

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>>81464098
Hank: Agent of HYDRA

>>81463514
>eminems (the candies)
Fuck I lost it

>>81463776
>comic characters are idiots.

Anon, Henry Cavill was just standing around in Times Square under their big ass BvS ad and no one figured out who he was.

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1/2

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>>81464351
2/2

>>81463324
I lost

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>>81464419
fucking nerds

>>81464419

I thought it was pretty dumb until

>THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT WOLVERINE IN CHARGE OF EDUCATION!

And then I lost it

>>81464461
Man, Spider-man Unlimited was good shit.

>>81463081
The joke is he beat his wife you autists.

>>81461551
truly the wisdom of solomon

>>81464489
peter was the only good thing about that universe every one else was shit

>>81464581
What? I'm talking about the phone game. There's like, hundreds of Peters in it.

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>>81464581
your words ring true but read again

>>81464551
>100% Real Billy

Lost it

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>>81464350
I was agreeing, not being sarcastic. Text really doesn't communicate your tone very well. Next time I'll remember to add 12 crying emojis.

>>81461599
Is this a series? Can I get a name please

>>81464725

How I Became Yours

/co/ storytimes it fairly regularly.

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>>81464748

>>81464735
Fuck Clark, you should have married Diana

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>>81464782
lol no

>>81464735
you fucked up clark not even darksied want to deal with that

>>81464350

Maybe it's just that nobody gives a shit about his Superman?

>>81464616
> /co/ will never have constant Spidey Unlimited threads again
That was some fun posting. Everyone had better Spider-Men than me and it pissed me off, though.

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>>81464748
Wow. This is my first time seeing this scene in its entirety and I am dead.

>>81461551

Hold on cleaned up reprints of Captain Marvel stuff? Is this just Archives, or did that Captain Marvel and the Monster Society of Evil hardcover ever come out?

>>81462155
Every fucking time.

>>81463356
FUCK.
Do you remember when /co/ did original comics of that shit- of the agents of shield just waking around the helicarrier with a cup of coffee while some end of the world shit happened with all the super heros in the background and he was all "Eh." When asked how things were?
Man. That was ages ago.

>>81461845
The context is that Zorro is the movie Bruce saw with his parents the night they were murdered.

>>81465013
And they say Moore's too serious.

>>81462862
Considering Mr Krabbs became completely evil in the cartoon, this comic is completely in character.

>>81461789
It's funny because he's blind.

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>>81465271
>gulp
What emotion in that artwork

>>81462078
Dammit I lost here.

>>81463514
Post the Grail one

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>>81465377
as you wish

>>81465317

That's pretty spot on satire.

>>81462299
Captain Sunshine?

>>81462515

God fucking damn I miss this comic.

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>>81465398
they're pretty good at poking fun at themselves

>>81465391
>That thread where we first got a look at grail
>some anon asks "what the hell is up with the thigh gaps
>some other anon suggests thigh-jobs
good times.

>>81462080
holy fuckin shit i lost hard.

>>81463212
Whoa there big fella

>>81462809

I think for every Marvel film to come out, they should release a film in universe and have the characters react. That'd be a hell of a trade to read.

>>81465630
>Jessica shops at a section of the store targetted towards youths of ages 10-13

Does this mean she has tiny feet?

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>>81463168
I miss you Terry.

>>81465424
Can i buy this comic?
how many vols?

>>81465630
I suspect this is a Bendis, but this is good times. Just a bunch of people hanging out, no social agenda pushing, no otherkin transmetasexuals.

>>81463266
That's... that's pure evil

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>>81465779
>mfw I heard the news, on /co/ no less
It didn't really hit me until later, but damn did it hit hard. I saw the thread, thought "oh man, that's awful", then went about my day.
It wasn't until around dinner that I actually thought "Terry Pratchett is dead" and I had to go home because I was going to cry.

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>>81465802

You can buy the whole thing as a hardcover omnibus which is totally worth it.

Otherwise it's three volumes, you'll want to look for Dungeons and Dragons, written by John Rogers (same dude behind Jaime's pre-New 52 run as Blue Beetle, as well as the Librarians tv series and a few other shows), and published under IDW.

It's fucking incredible and it will never be continued again.

>>81465775
No it means she hangs around the tween section of a clothing store to pick up young boys.

>>81465802

Ooooh shit. It was a D&D comic from IDW. I think it just went by Dungeons and Dragons. Lasted about 25ish issues. Fans called it Fell's Five if I recall. As you can imagine it was five adventurers out of a town named Fell. Or something like that.

Anyway, it had this kind of humor throughout. It was a really fun read. Sadly, it was building up a larger story that never happened.

>>81461994
Smiled, nearly lost. 7/10

>>81462618
Hank Pym also beat the hell out of Janet

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>>81465918
>mfw /co/ had to have a Terry Pratchett thread because /lit/ is full of assholes.
>mfw /co/ had to have a Leonard Nimoy thread because /tv/ is full of assholes.

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>>81466084
>The Leonard Nimoy Thread
The fact that I've never watched the original series somehow had no effect on how sad his death made me.
>mfw both Neil Gaiman and William Shatner couldn't bring themselves to comment on the deaths of their close friends until well afterwards
Poor Neil was fucking destroyed.

>>81466084
>it took months before the Ghost of Peter O'Toole convinced the /tv/ mods for a stick
/tv/ is truly a hive of scum and villainy

>>81462334
what song is this?

>>81462476
Fuckin nearly got me

>>81466003
>>81466026
WELP seems i'm into a fun ride until it stops abruptly, i'm anxious about whiplash but seems worthy.
htnkas!

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>>81461605
WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT GIFT

>>81462515
Fel's Five was legit the best fantasy fiction I've ever read.

>>81462155
Where is that dialoug from?

>>81466044
He slapped her once!

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>>81465630
saved

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>>81461599

>wanananana

EVERY TIME

>>81461333
The funny thing here is that literally two flash kids survived being aborted by a villain because of magic speed force shit.

>>81466192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczNvOnGc

>>81462089
every thread
>le co isn't funneh, not like my cool memes!!!!
like fuck off, why are you even here?

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>>81462445
Find me the organism responsible for this

I wish to make love to it

>>81464503
>everyone is hulk
How come that wasn't a company wide event?

>>81462012
nearly lost

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>>81466441
Yeah, about that ...

>>81463670
I take if you've never seen Riak.

>>81464051
issue?

>>81466245

the answer is disappointing

cape pockets

>>81462649
Ok I lost.

>>81464350
>Henry Cavill was just standing around in Times Square under their big ass BvS ad and no one figured out who he was.

To be fair, even though I know the name, I wouldn't be able to point him out even with him being under a BvS ad.

>>81466609
every time

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>>81462988
She had a hard life.

>>81462228
>bitten by a radioactive T

I know it's a joke and all but what's his actual origin?

>>81462515
>>81465424
>>81466269
I have been looking for this comic forever, does anyone know where I can read it?

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Using Nextwave is cheating.

>>81463356
>>81463275
the text ones were fun too specially the spidey/carol ship

>>81463461
Wasn't there some (I think recent) comic where Spider-Man was happy that someone with flight finally let him ride them like a surfboard?

Actually, it may have been some fan thing with Power Girl or something.

>>81466790
8ch /storytime/ has it.

>>81466768
He's just really terrific.

>>81466768
IIRC super smart olympic athlete that got bored, invented some nabobots to enhance his body and fought crime for kicks

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>>81466966
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THANK YOU!

>>81463973
>Mera's ass

>>81465234
It is? It IS!

>>81466768
>Holds multiple doctorates in various fields of science
>Olympic track-and-field gold medallist
>loses his wife and unborn son in an accident with a drunk driver
>about to commit suicide when The Spectre shows up and talks him out of it by using the original Me. Terrific as an example of how he could be making use of his talents instead of letting them go to waste
>takes up the name of Mr. Terrific and joins the new modern JSA

>>81463247
Is this from Hickman's run? That's actually a really badass look for the FF. Minus the Thing's beard. Johnny's too.

>>81464321
What's up with the Puerto Rican flag there?

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>>81467286
Man, that's even worse than Luthor stealing 40 cakes.

>>81461605

Now we know the real reason why Batman v Superman happened.

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>>81461915

>>81465398
Marvel is strangely both the most self aware and willing to make fun of themselves

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>>81464461

>>81468199
you got the other ones?

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>>81468246
yeah

>>81463102
well i didn't know that was a common thing to do...
is it?