Homestuck

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>>81458820
john is kind of boring. 3rd or 4th favorite human maybe

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>>81458820

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What did she mean by this?

>>81458879
Nepeta is not human, anon.

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>>81458887

Because he's the only original one who hasn't been turned into a gay or a furry?

>>81458891
she meant that you don't need him

>>81458891
to be FREE

https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
What did he mean by this?

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>>81458928
for now

>>81458891
she doesn't need anybody but vriska

John's pretty good for a shonen protagonist.

>>81458908
If it has a hole...

>>81458891
Hussie telling the world you don't need anymore stinking hetero romance.

More land requests?

>>81458985
land of self and stone

>>81458985
Land of Greenery and Glass

>>81458985
Land of Storms and Harbors

How will JadeDavefags feel when Jade ends up with Gcatavrosprite?

==ATTENTION==
==SPOILERS==

YOU ONE OF THESE AS AN OPTION SELECTION MOMENT IN THE FLASH

>Davekat dismantled
>Vriska humiliated and destroyed
>John has a funny and heartfelt scene with Dad
>Davepetasprite dismantled
>Bec Noir becomes the main villain again

IF YOU HAVE STATIC IP LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD, THAT ONE CHOICE WILL BE CANON FOR YOU FOREVER.

==END SPOILERS==

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Are there people that actually care about any of the main characters besides John, Roxy and Terezi?

They are the only ones who aren't cheap copies of the others.

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>>81458958
No buddy you got it wrong. John don't touch any cocks that aren't his own.

>>81458985
land of dew and glass

>>81458985
Land of Labyrinths and Obsidian
Land of Prisms and Auroras

Pick your favorite of the two if you're just doing one per person

>>81458985
Land of Glass and Tomes pls

>>81458985
Land of Shards and Wicker

>>81458963
Caliborn is the shonen protagonist anon
>has to do all sorts of difficult shit
>raised by his mentor
>mentor is killed
>trains and becomes buff
>fights a giant monster
>shoots laser beams
>is incredibly overpowered

>>81458985
Land of Walls and Mexicans

>>81459057
sure, anon

>>81458985
Land of Nude Lalondes and Rain

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>>81459139

>>81458985
Land of Shards and Wolves

>>81459043
>>John has a funny and heartfelt scene with Dad

Only positive suggestion there.
Rest are brats whining.

>>81458985
"machinery" is valid, right, there's no syllable limit or anything?
frost and machinery, probably a snowy-ass land with glaciers and factories and shit

>>81458985
Land of Meat and Madness.

>>81458985
Land of Smoke and Mirrors

>>81458820
Hey OP, remember when he was facing own the at the time worst most fearsome enemy with one of this only friends in the world after seeing he had killed his dad and his friends mom only to be killed and revived among the corpses of the parents with no clue what transpired or the status of his friend

then the first thing he does is pick up a computer and tell vriska he would date her

Because I remember that

john stopped being a good character then

>>81458985
Land of Dave and Karkat

>>81458985
Land of Text and Ambar
except the game bugged and it's also filled with fire

>post yfw john comes out as bi when he sees dave and karkat smooch

Give me drawing requests. I'm going out so I may not be able to deliver til the next thread, but I still wanna draw something tonight.

>>81459043
>>Davekat dismantled
It was a tough choice between that or Vriska getting fucked up, but I have to go with this

>>81459297
Vriska rubbing an Vriska-hating post all over her body.

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>people pretending they aren't hype to see Slick vs Jack

>>81459297
sexy jasprose

>>81459297
Terezi wearing a pantsuit.

>>81459043
>Vriska humiliated and destroyed

every time

>>81459043
Davepetasprite dismantled. As much as I hate DaveKat I hate the slap in the face that davepeta felt like to Nepeta fans even more.

>>81458985
Land of Graffiti and Eletronica
A bunch of random walls with graffiti with random "pillars" like those monstercat videos that bounce to the beat.

>>81459043
John needs to have a heartfelt scene with dad. After all of this time, he deserves it more than anyone.

>>81459268
That's not what happened at all.

>>81458891
TH4NKS DOC

>>81459297
Slick vs LE in an WWE arena

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Who JohnDave here?

hst is just a lobotomized hsg.

>>81459345
LE Jack was so dumb and arbitrarily inserted that I have a hard time being excited for anything involving him even now.

>>81459345
Slick is a gangster
Jack's just a loser who got thrown in jail and had to get bailed out by a clown

>>81459297
Rose in skimpy 80's clothing

>>81459403
It's gonna happen. They're perfect for each other.

>>81459403
Excellent taste.

>>81458985
Land of Sweets and Memes
is formed by blocky hills made of marshmallows, with "foliage" in the shape of various stale memes like Pepe,Wojak etc

>>81459268
considering 99% of these kids lives were spent on the computer talking to people, this seems like a pretty natural reaction to me

>>81459403
>>81459448
>>81459460
I'll take the fucking Davekat over this.

Is the Airy Vriska drawfag just taking their time or did they abort?

>>81459487
same desu senpai

>>81459297
I second the need for sexy jasprose or any sprite^2 really

You deserve to die.

You should have been killed years ago.

>>81459487
>>81459520
Shit taste, John and Dave have way more chemistry than Davekat

>>81459297
sexy tomboy jasprose

>>81459297
davepeta and terezi drawing together

>>81459548
Forums-kun?

>>81458820
Fuck I could list reasons forever man.

Doesn't let BULLSHIT like romance get in his way.
Isn't gay.
Punched out fucking Vriska into a coma
Isn't gay.
His rare flips outs are a blast to read
Isn't fucking gay
Etc

I hope hussie dies alone in a ditch.

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>>81459601

Isn't Johndave incest? Dave did give birth to him

>>81459634
I still think Hussie's going to off himself after finishing HS

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What did he say?

>>81459403
Better than Davekat to be quite honest.

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>>81459671

I went from midly enjoying homestuck to hating it and everything it and everything it stands for.

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>>81459671

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How do we get Hussie to make shit like this again?

https://imgur.com/a/TTFHp/all

>>81459671
You dont need him

>>81459297
karkat and dave having buttsex

>>81459671

wistful horse calling

gentle clopping

the prancing of ripped hindquarters, cantering over the hill

a poem

>>81458985
Land of Smoke and Mirrors

>>81459548
Eh, probably.

>>81459721
How did this man get a Tumblr following?

>>81459721
Post the welfare check comic

>>81459721
Change the political climate

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>>81459671

>>81459708
this tee bee aitch

>>81459839
Best one is the voting one. That one is UNironically funny.

>>81459770
you son of a bitch

>>81459831
He stopped making racist, sexist, classist, fassist, istist jokes for a like half a year and somehow it just happened

>>81459879
I don't think I've seen that one.

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>>81459043
Anybody who doesn't say "heartfelt moment with Dad" is a bitter wank jockey who needs to stop letting their petulant bullshit get in the way of the thing that has needed to happen since this comic started.

Before we even saw Rose, we needed John to have a funny, heartfelt moment with Dad. Did John ever even see him after starting the game? Or was the next time he saw Dad after Jack had already killed him?

>>81459708
:) then leave

>>81459962
Dad is obviously going to bust out during the flash, anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron

>>81459962
He almost hugged him before getting woken up.

>>81459990
Still moot

>>81459999
Nice quads

>>81459699
Eh, that's ambiguous. Davekat isn't even a real word.

>>81459909
I'm rereading it and it's stunning how many times somebody's getting called a fag or a retard. I'm going to try and pay attention to notice when it stops.

>>81459962
John's dad is dead. Jane's dad is not a suitable substitute. Jane can have a heartfelt reunion with her father, but for John, he'll have to continue on alone. It won't be the same for him.

>>81458985
Land of Grease and Lightning

>>81460075
The thing is that's how teens on the Internet talked back then and now. It doesn't stand out as a curiosity unless viewed through a modern Tumblr lens.

>>81460091
janes dad can adopt him itll be fine

>>81460061
The "s" in "is" looks photoshopped.
The original read "isn't".
Obvious and not at all ambiguous.

>>81459601
>No, we don't hate Davekat because it's gay! It's because it butchered their characters!

>>81460096
You.

I like you.

>>81460157
fuck off queermo, you run the country now cunt

>>81459363
You mean Davesprite fans right? Nepeta fans are all ironic, there's no way they could actually give a shit about the character.

If you enjoy homestuck in any way. You are walking talking human garbage and deserve to be shot in the face.

>>81460105
Okay, whatever. I was talking about how it changed and pondering when it exactly happened, you're kind of missing the point.

>>81460157
Never mentioned Davekat so nice projecting there champ

>>81460075
It stops almost instantly in Act 6. The last use of "retard" or some variant thereof in Act 5 comes during a late conversation between Karkat and Jade. Past that, it's only used twice, once by Meenah and once by Caliborn.

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>>81460091
>implying it won't be Jane's Dad having a heartfelt moment with the child version of HIS dad.

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>>81460157

>>81460215
Haha, YEAH, keep crying cunt.

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What did he mean by this?

Reminder that WV is going to literally eat the Green Sun.

>>81460205
this

>>81460228
>tfw it's a "I knew all along you were him" copout anyway

>>81460246
Just look at those homophobic JohnDave shippers...

>>81460246
"I love pounding male human ass"

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>>81460246
what did she mean by this

>>81460243
Not even whining or complaining go reply to the people that are.

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>>81460178

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discuss dead ships

>>81460124
The original is a video.
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ

>>81460254
Reminder that the Fluffy Ball Plus Headband will be instrumental to defeating Lord English

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>>81460331
NEVER EVER EVER

>>81460331
Never was alive nerd

THE BETA

IT'S HERE

>>81460331
johnvris is better in every way than johnroxy

>John "Homo is No Mo" Egbert is the only force left to save the human race from gay trollfucking

>>81460346
Along with the magnetic wodka and the barber's best friend I'm sure.

>>81460339
>414k loops
and here we were when it was in the 10s.

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what will you do once homestuck is over?

>>81460440
Take that gun away from Bill

>>81460420
No, there's a reason the FBPH was so expensive. The Wodka and Barber's Best Friend were red herrings.

>>81460440
Try and find something actually good to obsess over instead of trash like this

>>81460440
DEAD BODY LOOTING MUTANT SHOOTING

>>81460339
Hahaha, looks like we both just got an object lesson in Poe's Law!

>>81460473
that's not bill bro

>>81460190
You've spent years reading a comic for faggots and there's nothing you can do about it. You might as well start sucking cock you fucking pansy.

>>81460426
jesus christ it's still astonishing how big the homestuck fandom is
like how did that many people read 9k pages of trash

>>81460473
>Bill
>implying

>>81460514
i'm already a faggot

>>81460390
Very weak bait.

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>>81460478
>Try and find something actually good to obsess over instead of trash like this

Obsess over something that you know isn't going to have terrible writing. Particularly because it has none. I'd suggest gardening.

>>81460498
VENUS YOUTHIN'

>>81460576
ROOTIN TOOTIN'

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>YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN

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If Hussie hates straight people, why did he give John a great waifu?

Checkmate.

>>81459962

Post your want list for EOA6

Felt. I want a 30 min long flash of absolutely stupid pointless time fuckery. I want Jake to stand there and scream as Eggs and Biscuits act like the dangerous morons they are and as Itchy runs around like a madman holding Fin observing it all before it happens. I want Cans to punch Trace through to next week, where Gamzee and the Cherubs await, and for our sole perspective on Act 7 to be past trails. I want Matchsticks to use the oven for its intended purpose and pour even more copies out of the fire and I want Doze to fly slowly through the air toward where he will collide with Sawsbuck when Itchy punches him a practically infinite number of times, causing them both to appear all over paradox space a la pickle inspector. I want Cans to punch through the oven while it's being used. I want Stitch to unceremoniously sew Jake's god tier outfit to a perfectly new state. I want Clover to perform a smutty jig and I want Crowbar to attempt to smack him, and I want Clover to end the jig by simultaneously flipping all Quarter's coins to restore everyone to where they need to be, and for them to fuck with every other Highly Important and Serious Fight to the point of absolute ridiculousness.

in lieu of that I wouldn't mind some Dad and John or Jane character interaction. I'd also like to see the Jack-off encounter, Gamzee's escape from the fridge, Aradia doing something cool, and Kanaya slicing Condy to bits.

>>81460604
no way

no way

>>81458985
Land of Cards and Levin

>>81460075
Im pretty sure the only person to ever say fag or some variation of faggot was dave

>>81460677
Get used to being alone, girl

>>81459297
Rose cosplaying Raven

>>81460639
>tl;dr

>>81460602
LUGER TOTIN

>>81460677
You will have your Gcatavrosprite and you will like it.

>>81460506
>>81460530
What.

what are your honest reasons for being upset about davekat being canon

don't just say that you don't like it, because if that's all it was, you wouldn't be this upset

and if you say there wasn't enough development, I'll just know that you didn't read the comic

>>81460677
jade cant ever give dave what he wants. which is a good ass pounding.

>>81460604
WHAT
WHERE WAS THIS POSTED

>>81460757
It gets in the way of DaveJade, which is OTP

Space has everything to do with loss

>>81460530
it's YV from nuclear throne

>>81460757
I don't like it and it could've used more development.

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>>81460765
>implying

>>81460812
>space is loss.jpg

>>81460751
Its YUNG VENUZ from nuclear throne, which is a pretty sick game if you like top down shooters and roguelikes

>>81460604
i need some fucking context for this
who want when and where

>i forgot to write you ON PURPOSE

""""""""""""""""""""""""""WRITING"""""""""""""""""""""

>>81460814
Oh. Well that's something. Nobody owns the illuminati triangle or anything but damn. The Mr. Peanut limbs...

>>81460757
Dave needs to fuck his mom instead.

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>>81460765
Just a reminder that Bec was male.

>>81460851
pegging isnt the same as a real cock, which is what dave craves.

>>81460814
yes I'm aware anon otherwise I wouldnt have called him out

>>81460757
Dave just needs to fuck his sister

>>81460864
I do. Will look into it.

>>81460757
It needs better writting

>>81460882
i think y.v. came earlier since he first showed up in gun godz

>>81460757
Dave needs to fuck his brother/dad

>>81460757
tired of homosex in every facet of media

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>>81460904
i know, i responded to the wrong post

>>81460954
Even better.

>>81460896
Please, everyone knows Jade's pillowy vagina is superior to any dick

>>81460983
>pillowy vagina

>>81460989
>karkat
>dick

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Here's some fodder

>>81460604
you can't just drop this off out of nowhere and not follow it up you fucking faggot where did this come from

>>81460989
>more lewds
Best part about more updates.

>>81460983
a vagina cant fuck you up the ass, genius

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POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN KARKAT IS REVEALED AS a girl

>>81460962
you're a fucking pansy
also you picked the wrong comic
"token heterosexual romance" is a thing

Honestly after all this shit that's happened, all the teen drama, all the hiatus's, I don't even care about the ending that much in regards to the story. I just want Hussie to throw in some Act1-4 nostalgia-pandering so I can relive old memories as Homestuck finally goes out

>>81460604
>>81461016
Hussie get back to work.
You don't have time to shitpost.

>>81461039
You underestimate Jade's vagina

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>>81460707

>not shipping davekat

COME ON IT'S 2016

>>81461046
But then one of the troll girls has to be a guy.

And it can't be Vriska because dancestors share the same gender, and Aranea's thighs are impossible for a man.

>>81459671
What is this? Did someone just see Hussie in a restaurant and ran up to him to get him to sign their receipt?

>>81461087
Seriously. Space powers let her give it any shape and size she wants to

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>>81460604
is this real

>>81461087
jade didnt merge with a hyena

>>81461139
Kanaya

You can tell by the penis

>>81461139
>But then one of the troll girls has to be a guy.
I'm okay with an androgynous aradia

>>81460440
Go back to /sug/

Honestly Steven Universe, Undertale, and Homestuck all being relevant at the same time recently has been throwing me off a lot.

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>>81461077
That was from shortly after Accelerate

>>81461058
The comic I fell in love with used to be about fucking Sburb, not homosexuality.

>>81461178
see >>81461148

But even then, it's objectively false that getting fucked in the ass is superior to Jade's vagina

>>81460555
it's not even b8
I'd say their personalities work better but roxy doesn't even have a personality
like johnroxy is perfect as the only hetero ship because it's also the two most boring people
John's lack of a personality works with vriskas abundance

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>>81461148
still not a real cock.

>hussie's gonna go back to making stupid one off shit like cool dude & stoner lou again
>old huss is coming back
THANK YOU BASED GOD

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You get to make any ship you want canon, as long as it doesn't interfere with current ships (and yes Dave<3Karkat is canon).
Which ship to you set out to sea?
Pic half-related. It's cute art.

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>>81461184
Karkat's a girl, Kanaya's a guy
The gay singularity was just another LIE

I just kinda want andrew to draw ice cream man and crush groove again

>>81461265
>not even b8
>roxy doesn't even have a personality

>>81461294
neprezi

or davepetarezi im not picky

>>81461317
i want hussie to take like a year off and just spend it drawing and building his art back up

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Who here /johnroxy/ endgame?

>>81461251
it's still about sburb you moron

having a bi main character doesn'ct make it "about" homosexuality

>>81461294
eri/jade

>>81461294
Fuck that. Canon ships in this comic kill the characters' chemistry unless they're pre-established.

there arent enough serendipity fics
god i just want to read something where everyone neatly hooks up in every quadrant youd think thered be more of that

>>81461195
that has nothing to do with sug though

>>81461253
someone just mail hussy and get him to make a JadexDavexKarkat triangle.
Tell him it will get him more diversity points.
Tell him to just yell oppression and "muh nonstandard romance" at anyone who disagrees.

not like LE MEME TROLLS ROMANCE cares about monogamy anyways, and karkat at least has some history with Jade or was that all retconned I honestly haven't read in years.
not like that means I've really missed much though ;^}

>>81461276
>implying it won't be him apologizing for Cool Dude and Stoner Lou

>>81461420
No. I was saying I would return to /sug/ after Homestuck is over.

>>81461389
Well though I wouldn't put it beneath Hussie to say "oh hey btw [SHIP] is canon now", obviously the ship will be handled well. Who would willingly chuck their favorites into the rom-pile otherwise?

DUMP SOME JOXY

>>81461358
>Green eyes

if you had to set the 12 trolls up with each other so every quadrant was filled, how would you do it?

>>81461294
jadedavekat

>>81461451
>JadexDavexKarkat triangle
not gay enough, sorry

>>81461560
>no houses sticking out
Garbage

>>81461294
Feferi/Vriska with Feferi bullying moirail. Terezi/Vriska moves to red.

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>>81460440
Fuck you guys for making me remember NT.


Now I gotta go dump hours playing it again.

To the guys from tumblr lurking this thread, Yes I've seen your posts.

It's called irony.

>>81461673
Is tumblr lurking?

>>81461658
Wait, the Nuclear Throne characters are all cousins?

>>81461726
Circle dude is triangle dude's cuz.

>>81461712
tumblr is always lurking. half the posters here have tumblrs. why do you think both sites hate each other so much?

>>81461726
Nah that's just the circle guys name.

>>81460989
Yeah, but:
Long dick > short dick

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>>81461294
Is JohnRoxy canon yet?

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>>81460757
>There are multiple better endgames for both characters
>Hussie's "le ghey singlarty x3" bullshit is the exact opposite of how he would've acted when he first envisioned both Dave and Karkat
>He's only teasing at it because he's trying to juggle his audience which is just too broad to please everyone at the same time. It shows
>It's obvious pandering to dumb fifteen-year-old girls who will read the update and just go back to watching Steven Universe no matter what

But please, go on about how I'm a "homophobe" because I don't want the ending of the comic that I came of age alongside to end as an inconsistent, forgettable mess. Just so Hussie could maybe make a few more dollars.

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Best ship coming through

>>81461807
that was very rude of you.

>>81461808
anon youre replying to didnt say anything about homophobia, but if youre missing the people in this thread who ACTUALLY hate it because its gay and taking this personally instead youre a fucking idiot

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Davekat a shit

>>81461808
>There are multiple better endgames for both characters
what is a "better" endgame
what makes it "better"?

>Hussie's "le ghey singlarty x3" bullshit is the exact opposite of how he would've acted when he first envisioned both Dave and Karkat
proof? are you hussie?

>I don't want the ending of the comic that I came of age alongside to end as an inconsistent, forgettable mess.
dude it's just a comic

>>81461807
My word!
What a detestable thing to say

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Gay singularity a shit

>>81461808
>the exact opposite of how he would've acted when he first envisioned both Dave and Karkat
karkat has been bisexual ever since he was introduced.

>>81461898
johnroxy is good
but that doesn't make davekat shit

>>81461882
yeah seriously lol
like, the abundance of "john egbert, homo killer" memes is kinda telling

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every other ship a shit

>>81461940
You're right.
Davekat being shit is what makes it shit.

>>81461962
>one
>token
>heterosexual romance

>>81461973
this lad gets it

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>>81461940
>like, the abundance of "john egbert, homo killer" memes is kinda telling

I love dick and I love the homophobic John meme. Quit being a weenie.

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Davekat isn't happening. Fuck off retards.

I used to be a really big fan and then I stopped caring a little after act 6 started.

Should I bother trying to pick it back up in time for the finish?

you people are more obsessed with davekat than fucking tumblr is

>>81462045
right
it alreadyhappened
it is currently happening

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>>81462045
>he doesn't know yet

>>81462013
This. John and his list of names are fucking amazing.

Someone post them.

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more like this

>>81462061
yes

>>81462063
i am literally tumblr

>>81462061
the big man comes tomorrow (UKfag here), it ends for good in about a week. there's no way you're doing it, you might get to see the epilogue live, but not the showdowns.

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John isn't homophobic he's just so straight anything gay is confusing to him.
Just like Jane.

nah, i ship john x _me_

>>81461989
>and its the best one in canon so far

What is Hussie trying to tell us???

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>>81462101
When will this heterophobia end

>>81462061

You might as well. If you start a re-read now you can probably be done by the time the comic ends (Well, I'm talking an hour or two a day here). I find that from an archive reading perspective Act 6 isn't that bad

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Geez we're down to the wire on this whole comic and you guys still find a way to focus almost entirely on ships and/or homosexuality.

This will be our legacy forever.

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>>81462090
>John "i am not a homosexual." Egbert
>John "Kill a Gay, Every Day" Egbert
>John "Smear The Queer" Egbert
>John "Dyke Striker" Egbert
>John "Flay the Gay" Egbert
>John "No Mo' Homo" Egbert
>John "Pike the dyke" Egbert
>John "Fear of the queer" Egbert
>John "Unload a Mag in a Fag" Egbert
>John "Feed Faggots to Maggots" Egbert.
>John "Pray the Gay away" Egbert
>"Zyklon" John Egbert
>John "Flay The Gay Away" Egbert
>John "Queer Killer" Egbert
>John "Muffdiver Murderer" Egbert
>John "Bugger Blaster" Egbert
>John "Kill a Queer Every Year" Egbert
>John "Faggots for Maggots" Egbert
>John "Cocksucker Crusher" Egbert
>John "Faggots in Fires" Egbert
>John "Dykes on Spikes" Egbert
>John "Zyk-B for Dykies" Egbert
>John "Box-Muncher Beater" Egbert
>John "Black Eyes for Gay Guys" Egbert
>John "Flamer Maimer" Egbert
>John "Hide your pride" Egbert
>John "Steer Clear of the queer" Egbert
>John "Slayer of the Gayer" Egbert
>John "Bugger Plugger" Egbert
>John "Cocksucker Shucker" Egbert
>John "Pillow-Biter Beater" Egbert
>John "Queer Killer" Egbert
>John "Carpet-Muncher Puncher" Egbert
>John "Cock-Eater Beater" Egbert
>John "Making Beer From The Blood Of Queers" Egbert
>John "Maim The Flame" Egbert
>John "Frag the Fag" Egbert
>John "A Beating a Day Keeps the Faggots Away" Egbert
>John "Dyke Deleter" Egbert
>John "Fag Filleter" Egbert
>John "Smash, Pound, Put the Fags in the Ground" Egbert
>John "Bender Render" Egbert
>John "Closet Cleanser" Egbert
>John "Fairy Frier" Egbert
>John "Queen Cleaver" Egbert
>John "Spunk Burper Blaster" Egbert
>John "No Queers 'round Here" Egbert
>John "Lesbo Lasher" Egbert
>John "Sodomite Smasher" Egbert
>John "Dick-Lover Defenestrator" Egbert
>John "Fruits to Juice" Egbert
>John "Poofter Punisher" Egbert
>John "Asslicker Kicker" Egbert
>John "Dick In the Ass; Plug 'Em Fast" Egbert

davekat vine has broken more loops than most of the ones on the popular now and trends pages, why isn't it showing up to confuse the normos?

>>81462172
Nothing has happened in the comic in forever, what is there to talk about.

>>81462198

Vine are probably quarantining it as the cancer it is

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>>81461940
Oh, that one goes back a few years. It's bookends with Jade hating black people, since she left all of derse to die alone in the old universe. The Prospit humans all being bigots is good fun.

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Realtalk you just know that the "Gay singularity" is foreshadowing something actually plot critical and not literally at all

>hussie has been collecting assets from artists since 2013
>people only get bits and pieces done, knowing spots here and there
Who's to say that Hussie hasn't just made a long flash of softcorn davekat porn, huh?

>>81461962
I wish my girlfriend was short so we could do this. She's skinny though so maybe it's still doable.

>>81462182
im just gonna call him john EDGEbert fno

>>81458945
God, Hussie is such a fucking numale.

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>>81462182
>John "Unload a Mag in a Fag" Egbert
>John "Black Eyes for Gay Guys" Egbert
>John "Smash, Pound, Put the Fags in the Ground" Egbert
>John "Dick In the Ass; Plug 'Em Fast" Egbert
This is fucking GOLD

>>81462281
eh we already sat through vriska jacking off for a flash at least this one has two characters

john x roxy is practically canon at this point

>>81461882
That's very likely what you're going to hear if you say you don't like it. Obviously from the more lowbrow fans, but do you think that discussions should be tainted about it forever and ever? I mean, look at every single fucking Korra thread.

>>81461902
>proof? are you hussie?
You think that his jokes about blacks, gays, trannies, and retards would fly with his new fans today?

>dude it's just a comic
...I know. It's a bad feel, brother.

>>81462284
I wish my girlfriend was the same height as me so we could fuck standing up

>>81461807
How dare you pee into my ocean?

>>81462281
>softcorn

>>81462280
especially considering what with calliope hanging out with the green sun, a singularity is something that could reasonably happen in the comic

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so i heard davekat is cannon

>>81460708
I come back for a second to grab a game for my friend and this is the only decent suggestion in the whole fucking lot.

>>81462389
nope. it's canon.

>>81462330
>we already sat through vriska jacking off for a flash

>>81458945
IPGD seems really really determined to say it canon
It almost seems like she's desperate.

>>81462389
draw us some softcorn davekat porn

>>81462409
almost as deseprtate as people teying to say it's not canon
she just likes it when you fuckheads are wrong
like dirk
and gamtav

>>81462182
>dick lover defenestrator

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YFW Hussie is fucking with everybody and no ship is endgame
Except JohnRoxy

>>81462448
gamtav is dead

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>Rose is mediocre
>Kanaya has almost no character
>Dave is pretty terrible
>Karkat is just plain shit

>John has peaked
>Roxy has only gotten better

straightest ship in homestuck is also the best one with the best characters

how does this make you feel HSG

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>>81458820
this is not a new theory but it is an amazing one !!

good luck !!

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>>81462389
as it turns out, bros do fuck

>>81461345
"friendly drunk" isn't a personality

>>81462407
When she watched Con Air.

>>81462448
>almost as deseprtate as people teying to say it's not canon


They're not getting Hussie to write it out and making people post about it
That's the sign of someone who knows something bad went down

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>>81462486
Roxy is best kid and has been since her introduction and John has been unwavering in all of these character ruining character developments that fucked up other great characters.

>>81462509
OH GOD NO YOU DO REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE SAID FUCK YOU

>>81462486
>John has peaked
This is his peak? Well that's disappointing.

>>81462530
oh yeah.

it's been too long

>>81462509
Please anon. John's a bull.

>>81462509
HAHAHAHAH HE SO IS

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>>81461989
>slickpaint

>>81462538
she has the power to get the weiter of the comic to prove you wrng
that's not desperation that's her laughing at you

>>81462563
All the girls he has had crushes on turn into lesbians.

Dude's a friggin Costanza.

>>81462530
i was thinking vriskagram but yeah that actually works better. thanks anon

>>81462595
carapacians are barely people.

I miss AR.

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>>81462509
Things would never work out with Calliope
Roxy has an insatiable lust for dick and Calliope has no sexual organs outside of snake mode
Meanwhile Egbert is the epitome of Manly. You just know he's packing enough meat to cure Roxy's Dhydration

>>81458891
John is freeing terezi from the relationship BREATH IS FREEDOM CONFIRMED

>>81462601
>to get the weiter of the comic to prove you wrng

Why are you typing like a dumb ten year old?

>>81462625
no koko

softcorn

>>81462634
to be absolutely fair snake cherubs are enough to slake anyone's thirst

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All of my JohnRoxy stuff is super old because I forgot Homestuck existed for a few years

>>81462601
When I'm right about something, I don't usually go around forcing all my friends to say it's correct

It seems rather delusional

>>81462655
im drunk you fucktruck

>>81462659
I'm only here for the xenosex i have never pretended otherwise

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>>81462625
>KokoroCannon

holy fuck, now we just need lamp and angel

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>>81462672
They're also intended to fight to the death while mating.

>>81462711
*wonk

i have no problems with dave sucking dick. it wasn't really a surprise

i have problems with dave pairing up with fucking karkat.

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>>81462726
moist

>>81462768
i mean who else would he have paired up with. gamzee? all the other non-straight guys are dead or jake.

>>81462695
it's not just her friend
it is the writer
of the comic