Will EOA6/A7 redeem Homestuck?
>>81447769
Maybe
>>81447769
no, but I'm still going to fucking read it. and so are you.
>>81447769
>Vriska dies while Meenah and Karkat look dumbfounded
>Meenah and Karkat remain unscathed while the ghost army gets blown off
>Davepeta takes over the LE fight
>every fight is an anti-climax
>40 pages of Davekat afterwards
There you go. Make sure to delete your homestuck folder while you are busy crying.
Reminder that Davekat isn't happening.
>>81447928
Reminder that it's confirmed
>>81447874
4/5 of these aren't gonna happen.
Reminder that ipiggy hasn't seen the ending flashes and can't be trusted as a reliable source or anything more than a shitposter
>>81447956
Reminder that ipgd is an unreliable source who likes to make shit up.
>>81447960
But she did look at the remaining 40 pages.
Enjoy your Piggy shitposting with a "i told u fuckers that davekat is happening :^)" and you assholes mass-quoting her.
It'll be bad, but it'll die. So I like it.
I just looked at the last flash pages guys. John becomes space Hitler.
it doesnt take two point five fucking m,illion foldars to make a 2d game
>>81448058
This would actually be cool, so i know it's fake
>>81448059
it shouldn't take 4 years, either
>A6A6I5 started nearly a year ago
>>81447928
Reminder that I'm not done spamming the best ship yet.
(John) will end up being important right?
who ARADIA here
What did she mean by this?
>>81448022
Enjoy your fantasy because that's never going to happen.
I want karkat to die
>>81447769
It doesn't need to be redeemed.
>>81448105
>Implying John E. won't Make Paradox Space Great Again
>>81448059
It does when you have no business experience whatsoever, hire a company to do all the work, fail to keep oversights so they steal all the money and leave having done no work, then try to build a video game company from the dregs at your merchandise shipping center, all while knowing nothing about making video games.
I would feel bad for the backers except I don't.
>>81448144
TH4NKS DOC
>>81448144
It means that she was ready to sacrifice her Love for Karkat if it resulted in saving his life.
>>81448132
(Karkat) will get to talk with Karkat, right?
(Vriska), encouraged by (Terezi), will beat up her alpha's ass, right?
Kanaya will get some character development, right?
Jane will get to fucking talk, right?
Every upcoming Karkat and Dave dialogue won't be about them talking about each other, right?
>>81447769
this is what i've seen, hst>it looks like alt callie absorbs the green sun and becomes a sort of counter LE
>LE and alt callie turn into snake form
>slick pulls snowman's pin
aren't we due a flash today
>>81448170
I am ready to comfort you, anon. I, too, dislike how Hussie is speedforcing Davekat, but that's how it is.
http://strawpoll.me/1117971/
>>81448208
Why do you say that? there is no green and purple in that image.
>>81448253
No, wednesday.
>>81448177
People keep saying Vriska will get lazered, Meenah may or may not die, and Karkat will be woken up.
But what about Tavros?
Does the fact he's gotten the most character development of all four mean he's more likely to die?
>>81448266
And I'm ready to laugh at you when it turns out it isn't happening.
Where the fuck is she? Is she going to pick up the slack after LE inevitably destroys Vriska and the ghost army and sexually assault him to death?
>>81448312
>Karkat will be woken up
How the fuck is this good for Karkat? He is going into maximum self-loathing mode if he failed to stop Lord English and has to tell Terezi that her moirail is dead.
>>81447769
Hell no. We already had a showdown between all of these characters but hussie was too much of a hack to stick with it. It was cathartic as hell to watch nearly everyone die but I knew deep down he didn't have the guts to keep it up.
>>81448253
Read the fucking newspost
https://strawpoll.me/7280940
>>81448125
There seems to be a mistake, your picture is Karezi, but you said "best ship"
>>81448241
>LE and Callie fuck
>Calmasis is created
>>81448380
The thing is, Hussie never actually gave a fuck about what's "good" for the characters. He talks the talk when it comes to character development and personal growth but he has no clue how to actually work with that. Homestuck is just one big random events plot.
>>81448438
There is no mistake.
>>81447928
It's fucking confirmed, you stupid faggot.
Enjoy all your straight ships to happen in dreambubbles with alternative selves.
>>81448241
>slick pulls snowman's pin
would that just shift him into a timeline where she's alive while still leaving everybody else in the current timeline right where they are
>>81448374
>>81448374
She's going stand somewhere for a few minutes, and give someone the opportunity to do what they wanted to do anyway.
>>81448494
>It's fucking confirmed
Sure it is. By the way Act 7 is gonna end with everybody being purple dragons that fly in hyperspace. I just confirmed it :^)
>>81448488
Oh, I get it. The mistake is in your head.
Ships I like:
John/Rose
John/Jade
Dave/Jade
Karkat/Jade
Mayor/PM
Mayor/Jade
Bec Noir/Jade
PM/Jademe/Jade
>>81448374
She's an active creator of time so obviously she's going to be somehow responsible for creating Lord English.
>>81448528
So angry and frustrated. I hope you won't commit suicide when Davekat happens.
>>81448494
>Enjoy all your straight ships to happen in dreambubbles with alternative selves.
>implying this isn't better than any ship in the new alpha with botched characterizations
I'd rather have (Karkat)/(Nepeta) than Karkat/Nepeta at this point
>>81448555
It's not happening bro. It's cute that you actually think it is though.
>>81448543
If Karezi is wrong, I don't want to be right.
>>81448605
I'll be sure to mention this at your funeral :^)
>>81448616
Good, because you're not, and we're all better off for it. I hope that girl you're still not over tells you she's sorry.
>>81448570
>Katnep
NEVER EVER
>>81448125
that's not scourgecest
>>81448498
That rule was written before the doomed/alpha timeline distinction really became clear. Now it just seems to summon people from other timelines.
Jesus this thread is filled with passive aggressive fucks.
>>81448605
I really don't want you to die, anon.
>>81448548
John/Roxy
Dave/Jade
Rose/Kanaya
Sollux/Aradia
Karkat/Terezi
Mayor/PM
Jake/Jane
Ms.Paint/Jack
>>81448616
Karezi is sunk so deep it's below the Challenger Deep
>>81448639
The girl I'm not over isHomestuck back when it was good, and it'll never apologize.
>>81448662
>Scourgecest
Holy shit, that's even worse than Karezi and Davekat combined.
Perfect for endgame!
>>81448683
It's what happens when two sides can't actually prove each other wrong.
>>81448662
>Scourgecest
>Good
>>81448683
We hate each other almost as much as we hate Homestuck
>>81448648
That Karkat graphic was basically a death nail to these ships ever happening.
>>81448662
Why do they call themselves scourge sisters? How do they know what a sister is?
>>81448634
>>81448686
>Lol have fun killing yourself!!!!!
Come on. You can do better than that.
>>81448745
>Why do they call themselves scourge sisters? How do they know what a sister is?
Because fuck you, that's why
>>81448728
>>81448498
Hussie forgot how Die's doll works.
>>81448728
but homsetcuk never stopped being good.
>>81448732
>implying davekat isn't the second best ship >>81448736
terezi is the best
vriska is gr8
I don't see what you could have an issue with here
>>81448866
Never heard of homsetcuk, what's it like?
>>81448871
>Vriska
>gr8
end thineself
>>81448697
I like the number of heterosexual pairs you got going here. However, kanaya needs to die, then rose can buck up and find a man
>>81448866
Are you a holdover from that "Earth-2 /co/" thread?
why do people actually think davekat____happening. you'd have to be retarded to think otherwise
>>81448697
this tee bee aitch
>>81448605
davekat deniers are dumb as a pile of bricks
it has been confirmed by ipgd multiple times and it isn't even ambiguous in the comic.
>>81448920
I have such a headache I can't even tell if posts like this are being sarcastic or not anymore
>>81448920
>Confirmed by a known liar.
>Isn't even ambiguous
3/10 you got me to reply.
>>81448920
This.
It's like you fuckers are asking for it and then spam images of homestuck characters crying and how much you hate Hussie.
Enjoy your panels of Dave and Karkat kissing each other while How Do I Live Without You starts playing.
>>81448871
Hot makeouts are the best.
>>81448886
>>81448871
>>81449013
>It's a "Terezi wants to be spitroasted by Karkat and Vriska" episode
>>81448957
I'm not being sarcastic. you have to be an idiot to think they aren't together at this point. Nothing anyone close to Hussie has said has even implied it wasn't a thing. In comic Karkat is dating someone. Who the fuck do you think it is?
>>81449013
Cute kisses are better
>>81448866
Problem Sooth was terrible though. I'm still not over that. Fuck you, Byron.
>>81449100
His right hand
>>81448983
I'm so ready for all the salt when davekat gets an official conformation(although they could get an onscreen kiss and people would still be saying 'they're just bros'). I don't ship them, I prefer davejade, but I'm willing to put that aside for this.
>>81449117
Your mommy kink is showing.
>>81449117
Cute kisses are great.
>>81448728
>guest artists will never ape hussie's style as well as fandom fan edits
Who else here does not give a fuck about ships and who ends up with who?
>>81449253
What else is there to give a shit about at this point
the Daylight Crew ruined Problem Sooth
it was when the cancerous fans started jumping on the comic en masse and skipping to act 1031
>>81449180
Why are you even replying me? I already spit salt when Piggy confirmed it and warned us that this ship is happening.
My whole day was ruined and I needed to come in terms that Davekat is happening and I am not the target audience anymore.
>>81449283
Sburb will be relevant one of these years
angel come baaack
>>81449205
>people being utterly convinced davekat is happening and being THIS smug about it
excuse me while i laugh at you
>>81449283
>what else is there to shitpost about at this point
ftfy
>>81449333
In your dreams
What ever happened to that fairy guy that posted here during the Gigapause?
>People who are convinced Davekat is happening and throwing a fit about it
>People who are convinced Davekat is happening and being smug about it
>People who are convinced Davekat is not happening and being smug about it
>>81449283
The Felt, a notorious gang of (mostly) idiots with (mostly) time-based powers.
Who's your favorite Felt member, anon?
>>81449393
Holy shit you fucking idiot all the signs are there fuck it's even been fucking CONFIRMED by the creator and yet you still deny because you're trapped in your own little fantasy world where gay people don't exist while guess what buddy they do and your bigotry is really fucking showing.
>>81449466
blame hussie for causing that shitstorm
>>81449466
They are trying to bait ipgd back into these threads.
>>81449478
Crowbar, mostly because of Mister Seven
>>81449497
Oh boy, here we fucking go. Wouldn't surprise me when the Davekat confirmation will raise some fine new homophobes and more flamebait.
>>81449478
I liked Sawbuck
>>81449393
imagine being this delusional
>>81449497
>>81449497
imagine going back in time to HSG back in 2011-2012 and telling them that this is how Homestuck ends up. that this is all that's fucking left to talk about lmao
>Jade will never be happy
She deserves it more than anyone else
>>81449605
>someone says something I don't agree with
>must be bait!
>>81449667
No, I mean you ( >>81449497 ) took the bait. ( >>81449393 )
There was even a fishing pole, you complete trout.
>>81449710
Oh, I'm not >>81449497. I thought you thought that guy was baiting.
>davekat has been confirmed by hussie
this sounds like bullshit but i wouldn't be surprised if it were true
>>81449766
Hussie's been too afraid to speak to his fans for years
>>81449766
It was confirmed by ipqd who said it was confirmed by hussie
requesting a comic with anon being happy that davejade gets confirmed and how he is going to see all those quality fanart and fanfics of his favorite pairing winning the canonbowl, and he even gets a girlfriend that looks like Jade
and then we see another panel, with anon having already shot himself in the head, living in heaven where his dream came true, while on his computer is karkat and dave smooching each other and How Do I Live Without You is playing in the background
>>81449817
Is the person who said that confirmed to be ipgd though? I saw the namefagging but anyone can namefag.
>>81449878
It's the trip she's always used.
Just give up, anon.
>>81449855
>>81449878
Just fucking give up and realize you are not the target audience anymore.
derfkert is canon guise
>>81449855
>thinking it's anything but baiting
Anons, come the fuck on
Remember that cute JohnRose hand job fic?
Daily reminder that Davekat is canon
>>81449942
>baiting
JESUS FUCK
IT'S LIKE YOU ASSHOLES WANT PIGGY TO GET 600 (YOU)S WITH "i told u guys but u didn't listen" WHEN HUSSIE FINALLY CONFIRMS DAVEKAT IN ALL OF ITS GROSS GLORY
>>81449946
pretty much the only thing worse than bitching about davekat is bitching about johnrose.
no.
>>81449946
>JohnRose
Dead
Hello I have fat nubby fingers and can't masturbate properly so I get off on saying baiting things on HSG please fill my throat with cum the way my bad uncle Hussie used to before he turned me in to a wage slave
>>81449946
I hope someone has this
Was it the one where they were hiding from Bec Noir
>ipgd obsessed with horse cocks
>starts dating hussie
>>81450004
Hussie will confirm Davekat with a flash showing us a cross-section of Dave's rectum being bored into by Karkat's beetle penis and it will be set to the Green Sun creation music from Cascade
Why does Karezi get so much hate? It was built up pretty reasonably in the comic and it makes sense.
>>81449942
There was literally just a controversy about making fake leaks that a gay ship was endgame. She'd be putting Hussie's ass on the line if she was lying.
Not that you need leaks because it's clearly obvious in the fucking comic.
>>81450023
Yes. It was great, wasn't it?
>>81450022
Davekat.
>>81450085
Are you saying Hussie's got a leaky ass? Is he going to start bottling his anal seepage and selling it on We Love Fine?
i want to know just what's up with denizens and what all the classes do
i want to know how sburb works, so i can have sburb games
it hurts
>>81450071
Because it doesn't change the fact that the characters chemistry was forced to hell and their objective interactions were pretty mutually toxic.
Terezi physically abused Karkat and hurled putdowns at him and Karkat never really reacted and kept acting like a sick puppy. Every year (real world time) something would happen that would drive Terezi back to him for half a second (the hug at the end of A5 and her whole bit in A6) and the cycle would start over. Terezi only made Karkat worse and Karkat only annoyed Terezi.
>>81450093
It was great, handjobs are underrated
>>81450113
Davekat. Remember that word well. It will haunt you forever and ever.
>>81450111
Here's your (you)
>>81450085
>She'd be putting Hussie's ass on the line if she was lying.
IMPLYING HUSSIE DIDN'T FUCKING ALLOW IT
>>81450022
Hello I have fat nubby fingers and can't masturbate properly so I get off on pretending to be a fucking tripfag holy shit
>>81450189
memes
>>81450137
i want to know these things badly enough that i'd pay for a sburb guidebook of sorts
ava's demon
>>81450139
>physically
Don't you mean mentally?
>>81450218
>ava's demon
what?
>>81450170
I'm neutral on Davekat. I don't get invested in ships beyond how hot the characters can be in porn together.
>>81450137
We all know that feel
>>81450149
Found it.http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3776063
>>81449497
>all the signs are there
nah m8 i'm pretty sure they're all here
>>81449466
>>81450253
No, physically. See >>81448828 She beat him for shits and giggles and considered it a favor that she didn't draw blood
>>81450254
Remember when Michelle drew Karezi?
>>81449855
I hope you're reading this post, Rachel.
Davekat is a shitty, forced ship that's only existent to bait sexually confused fourteen-year-old girls. And the hack fucking knows it.
>>81450208
>>81450282
>>81450302
Is it true she tried to scrub all of her ties to Homestuck?
>>81450218
didn't he specifically say he'd never write one
fans could do the job if they weren't so busy focusing on who dave's gonna fuck
>>81450302
Remember when she deleted all her Homestuck fanart, tries to pretend she had nothing to do with it, refuses to acknowledge that it partially inspired her work, and will ban anyone from her streams for even mentioning it?
>>81449478
>Clover because he hits on everyone
>Crowbar because he actually managed to impress Caliborn
>Cans because STRONG
>>81449903
>>81449937
I don't really give a fuck about Davekat, I was just wondering whether her trips matched up.
>>81450390
He specifically said he might write one. Tumblr Q&A, I think.
>>81450430
oh
i'd go check but didn't he delete fucking everything
PSA that if you think that people dislike davekat because of homophobia, you're just as delusional as people who can't accept that it's confirmed
>>81450282
You've a link to the sequel?
>>81450460
He did. Soon he will delete all of MSPA and make us all think it was nothing but a fever dream.
>>81450397
Really? I once asked her if it was an influence on formspring and she said yes.
Not that you need confirmation. It's very clearly Homestuck inspired.
The majority of her fans are Homestuck fans, so this sounds like a bad idea.
>>81450488
Here's a better link to a collection of all of the parts.http://archiveofourown.org/series/30144
>>81450507
wait, the mspa forums got deleted didn't they? completely, and for good?
>>81450578
literally who?
>>81450578
what the fuck is that avatar even supposed to be
is that papyrus tipping a fedora or something
"homestuck... it could be good, if it was improved"
>>81450578
i dont think writing a hs and su combination fanfic makes a source
>>81450550
I think Hussie temporarily pulled the plug on the forums so the website has more server space to funnel update traffic through. The Internet is going to be in Armageddon levels of chaos if the site goes down on Wednesday.
>>81450578
It's a great day when your art has literally gotten amazingly worse over the past few years. Gr8 job, Shelby.
i feel so, so sorry for ikimaru ;-;
>>81450658
i hope he just forgets, or the archives get corrupted or some sort of miracle happensi want to be free from my past
>>81450665
She doesn't draw much anymore. She only does the colours for her webcomic, and most of her PxS strips.
>>81450721
who is ikimaru
>>81450721
Why?
>>81450789
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ikimaru
So all of Toby's close friends are annoying radical women
Is it any wonder Homestuck turned out like it did
>>81450898
*Hussie's
>>81450924
only most of toby's close friends are annoying radical women
I dont see how you guys think davekat is forced. Ive been shipping it since A6I3 (or whenever penis ouiji was). To be fair I have a thing for the trope where two guys fight eachother and try to act tough in order to fight over a girl, and end up realizing that they have more in common with eachother than the girl. Also the wrestling and the phallic imagery were homoerotic as fuck (although to be fair dave likes to act homoerotic 'ironically' which in all honesty should have been a big red flag that he was into dudes anyway). My point that Im rambling is that there has been a decent amount of foreshadowing for davekat, you guys just wrote it off. Go back and read the conversation where karkat explains vacillation to Dave in the form of explaining a smutty troll romance novel and tell me it wasn't gay as fuck.
>>81450924
arent they the same person
>>81448125
Thank.
>>81450898
Hes got ipgd to balance him out, don't worry
>>81450971
No, Toby made something decent
>>81450959
Those were a different Dave and Karkat, though
>>81450959
That all happened pre retcon and right up till they all died they weren't a couple. Post Retcon it came out of left field if it's actually true.
>>81450808
She gets sent death threats.
Though that's not particularly unique.
>>81451012
ipgd is the queen bitch of annoying radical women
her horse cock sense of humor only makes her look like one of us
>>81451039
Over what?
>>81451081
Over made up tumblr bullshit like disliking Jane, not drawing enough poc characters and not drawing enough fat characters.
All of which are false.
>>81451110
do people who send death threats even realize that the people they send them to don't even give a shit?
>>81450789
>>81450808
Good artist, sorta samefacey art. She made art of Dave and Karkat together for Vriskagram, but she really dislikes the ship post-retcon - which would suck if it ends up canon.
>>81451157
Vriskagram is the single worst thing Andrew Hussie has ever done. We can all come together against this.
>>81451032
>>81451014
No but the point Im making is that the preretcon stuff set up that there was romantic tension between them, and if there wasnt something for them to argue over (terezi) then they might make a decent couple. In my mind it makes sense that since post retcon one of the only things that changed is that john told terezi that she didnt need to rely on karkat (and by extension dave presumably) there all of the sudden wasnt something preventing them from developing their relationship.
>>81451145
Also she wasn't asked to do anything with the end of Homestuck.
>>81451176
Id agree with you anon but moonsetter is my favourite track
Will you be there?
>>81451039
She kind of deserves it, she makes a habit out of shipping things that even tumblrinas consider abusive or offensive (her blog title is even "drunk Rose district"). And in terms of her art, she goes along with zamii in the sense of "does one thing right (neck up in her case) but has never improved on a single thing throughout her entire "Career" and refuses to acknowledge any constructive criticism as anything more than "haters lmao"
in fact i hope playbunny starts taking some of her hate a little more seriously soon, too
>>81451224
That's another reason why Vriskagram is so terrible. It takes one of the best Homestuck tracks and sets it to that inexcusable bullshit.
>>81451241
>consult /r/homestuck
>>81451253
Go look at ikimarus old stuff. She has improved SIGNIFICANTLY over the last few years imo
>>81450282
oh my
>>81451224
Did the flash not ruin it for you? It did that for me.
If you can still enjoy it then I'm happy for you.
>>81451256
Some of the art was bad but most was decent or good. I dont see what the big deal is honestly
>>81451256
So, has there ever been a good Karquius ship? I have one picture, but it's kinda gay. I was hoping for more banter about blood.
>>81451298
>Example
>>81451323
The flash ruined the song for me too, anon. I feel you.
>>81451336
It's not about the art, dingus. It's about the content of the update. It's about Vriska being completely forgiven for every shitty thing she's done and for not actually developing at all, and about her being treated as the true hero of Homestuck that everyone needed in their lives by the narrative that bent over backwards to suck her 8 dicks.
>>81451357
Thats not very good compared to her recent stuff honestly. whens it from?
>>81450578
>>81449855
Why the fuck do these two keep spamming Davekat confirmed? Shouldn't they be spamming that shit when it gets finally revealed with them kissing?
Fuck, I am going to cry. Fuck seven years for this forced shit.
>>81451425
it says at the top
13.12.2011
>>81451253
>zamii
The zamii SU fiasco was awful, but I don't know how she got so popular in the first place. Her art was never great and I don't remember her comics being funny enough to overcome that, either.
>>81450488
there's a sequel?
>>81451405
But anon. That didn't happen. All she did was make Davekat canon and act like a huge bitch to everyone else.
>>81451224
calliope was robbed of that theme....
>>81451402
What would a 4chan voice sound like? Like Bane?
>>81451461
>Shouldn't they be spamming that shit when it gets finally revealed with them kissing?
>>81451461
Anon, ipgd and Shelby are Hussie's posse. They each have their lips wrapped around one of his abnormally low hanging testicles.
Why do you h8 her?
>>81451534
>Nobody cared who I was until I denied Davekat
>>81451587
Any drawfags here wanna draw Vriska in Airy's clothes, with wings and shit?
>>81451529
Hussie has never cared about who a musical theme was composed with in mind. The entire Colours and Mayhem project baited people into composing themes for specific characters, and Hussie then re-assigned them to completely unrelated characters (in most cases; a small handful of themes were allowed to keep their characters) in a flagrant display of disrespect.
>>81451402
this dude is impressively cool
>>81451462
Sorry mb, but yeah no looking at the shitty animu face design in that image compared to the stuff she did for game over, theres a pretty big difference in quality, at least in my opinion.
>>81451425
That's the point. That's her old stuff. This is her new style.
>>81451608
I would if I knew what the fuck an Airy was
While I'm here anyone have any other requests?
>>81451402
This guy sounds like a cuck
>>81451587
she was literally bullshitted back to life after the end of her character arc because hussie can't commit
>>81451605
Crashing this ship.
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>denizen fight about to be shown FOR THE FIRST TIME feat. one of the most powerful and mysterious aspects
>DUDE NO SBURB LORE LOL
???
>>81451651
That's still really fucking basic. Like really really simple shading, really awkward looking hands, really short proportions in comparison to heads. She's gotten better at "her style" but her style is still shit
>>81451652
She's that hot fairy bitch from Bravely Default. Google it.
>>81451652
Calliope in gym shorts and a tank top
>>81451651
Yeah I was trying to say that I like her new style a lot better.
>>81451652
>Not playing one of the best JRPG in recent years.Atleast it was before the bullshit last four chapters.
>>81451535
I don't see a joke. I just see the forced truth happening.
>>81451692
Okay now I dont think you know anything about art and are just looking for reasons to hate on sunny
>Hussie literally writes a fake book chapter telling the fans how much he hates having to put in an "obligatory hetero romance" into the comic
Why is he so pathetic?
>>81451749
oh wow dude
>>81451762
Rachel bit his dick off, deposited it down ipgd's throat, watched her grow his penis between her legs, and then they both fucked him raw.
>>81451762
you've gotta put out some rhetoric occasionally to be a part of some circles
>>81451631
Didn't Toby re-assign these music tracks?
>>81451587
Good concept. Absolutely horrible execution. Her arc is like watching paint dry for three hours straight - for a minute you can entertain yourself, but then it becomes so boring it makes you cringe. And it is just as predictable.
>>81451655
Looking through his twitter and he does appear to be a cuck.
>>81451854
It was either Hussie or Toby on Hussie's orders. The artists were disrespected and tricked either way.
>>81451652
This is Airy.
>>81451914
no
this is eri
>>81451882
Cucks and numales have the money and the power.
>>81451899
Alright.
>It used to be a Serenity song
>Hussie chose it as a sad Vriska song
>"Please save/help him"
So, who is the lucky guy? Jake?
>>81451943
No, this is Patrick
>>81451882
Holy kek. I wonder how much money he's paying various black guys to fuck his gf.
>>81451882
Numales are a disease.
At least they're out of the gene pool when their wives start exclusively fucking black bulls.
>>81451882
>no PoCs to my knowledge
>no PoCs without vitiligo
>no PoCs
by this logic we're like the most progressive site on the whole internet
also why does he stalk hsg 24/7 to get mad at it, there's no search-by-account like twitter
>>81451692
>>81451749
To be fair, she definitely has lost the passion for art. She's admitted it herself. It's mostly due to the shit that's happened on Tumblr, the fandom, and the comic that caused it. She just doesn't care enough to get better anymore.
>>81451882
thats trying too hard
why would you go on 4chan and single out random jokes about comics. on 4chan's barometer that's really low in any case. probably he doesn't want to get to the self-effacing stuff yet
>>81451991
Vriska's currently unseen pet spider, Mr Shuffles.
>>81447769
HELL NAH
So what's the game plan for when Hussie's site goes down the minute the flash drops?
why is no one posting cute vriskas
>>81448374
ONE THING IS FOR DAMN SURE NEREVAR
SHE AIN'T GETTING NOWHERE NEAR THE HORSEDICKJOKE
>>81452054
Probably the same reason I like to go to DeviantArt to find stuff like this.
>>81452211
I heard there'll be 6 updates throughout the day, but it's just a rumor, I think.
>>81451882
I wonder how it feels to live with zero self-awareness and come up with these distorted versions of people's opinions because you think you're a Telepathic Master of Subtext.
>>81450578
>>81449855
Instead of hyping us up for EOA6, we get fucking Davekat rage shit.
Wow, fuck these two.
>>81452277
Where did you hear this from? ipgd said she's pretty sure it's one flash.
>>81451342
do you want me to dump some?
also do you want the funnies or the gays?
It's amazing how many of his comments link up with various posts we've been having lately almost to a T.
>>81451882
the forced diversity in neo-kosmos is gonna lead to hundreds of tumblr teens trying to ruin shelby's life so that'll be funny
never pander to tumblr, they will devour you. just look at hussie
>>81452346
tumblr rumors.
So it's probably fake.
>>81452226
How pathetic do you have to be to make an infographic like this?
>>81450665
A lot of "famous" Homestuck artists just kind of stopped making art.
I fucking hate artists.
>>81452422
Nobody cares enough about Shelby or her comic to get on her case. The following is nothing.
>>81451692
Pretty sure that's from a flash, i.e. needs to mesh with hussie's art
>>81452211
The stress is not going to be as big as Cascade, it's probably going to be fine. Will probably have a mirror or two.
>>81452402
He clearly browses here. Wouldn't be surprised if he got trigged and started shitpostin to battle "the big bad bigots"
>>81449241
that's definitely not a good panel edit
>>81452426
I could've sworn Hussie said there was 30 minutes of animation split up into multiple flashes shorter than Cascade.
>>81452472
How big is the fandom as of endgame, anyway? I wouldn't be surprised if it's smaller than the Cascade era fandom, but it's apparently huge with the new generation of teens just the way it was with us way back when.
>>81451914
I want to do bad things that fairy.
>>81452402
>amazing
dude, he's probably just a regular here
>>81452520
That was the plan at one point. You know how things always change with him. Delayer, Deceiver, Destroyer.
(KARKAT) BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KARKAT FUCKING WHEN
(VRISKA) GOING REVENGE MODE AND SUPLEXING VRISKA WHEN
THIS IS HOW YOU DO FUCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
A FUCKING TAG-TEAM WRESTLING MATCH
>>81452531
Fairies basically exist to do bad things to.
>>81452505
that's a hot opinion you got there fagtron
>>81452472
Believe it or not, peak HS fandom was much higher than the Cascade watermark. It just dropped down to Cascade level recently. Who's got that graph?
>>81452543
He sure does get angry about shit that's posted here though
>>81452522
We're at pre gigapause levels again right now, check google trends.
It's not entirely accurate since the average for april is just based on the past few days, but the ending with probably only make the traffic go up.
>>81452666
he fits right in then
>>81449478
I like Die, he's an eccentric man.
>>81452640
The Kickstarter was the real peak.
>>81452358
this art is really cute
>>81452522
>>81452640 Interesting if accurate.
I wouldn't even dare guessing numbers, but it does seem like at the very least, the fandom culture has shifted away from obsesively catching the update on minute one like it used to be with the notifier app and shit.
>>81452706
I don't want watching the ending to be as hard as trying to shit after consuming multiple bottles of glue.
>>81452666
Who's this nobody and why are you posting his shit?
Are you David Turnbull himself trying to shill yourself posting as an anonymous?
>>81452640
It's a bit different than you remember.
>>81452666
this guy has a webcomic
i-is bowman still dead?
>>81452444
Anon, you and I, all we make about Homestuck is low-effort shitposts. Oh, sure, maybe you write a small fic about two characters getting it on every now and then, maybe I make tiny unplayable games inspired by the comic every few months. But in the end we aren't "Homestuck content creators".
We aren't spending our time making stuff about the shit we love - and what's going on these days is that people, including artists, no longer love Homestuck.
It's hard to make stuff for a story you can't bring yourself to care about anymore.
>>81452781
What's the bet this guy's mad because /co/ made fun of his shitty webcomic?
>>81452428
3
WHOLE
FUCKING YEARS
WORTH OF AUTISM OUT OF 7. NEREVAR.
FRANKLY I WONDER WHY HAVEN'T I KILLED MYSELF YET THE SAME
>>81452781
Oh wow, that's... really bad. The composition is awful and art is just... I mean, look at the blonde girl's mouth. It's literally Hella Jeff's mouth. Except it's a comic that was drawn genuinely!
No, but really, stop posting about this guy. He's obviously doing this so that he can feel relevant.
>>81452781
where the joke fuckley
>>81452776
Some guy who replied to what's her face. And I'm posting it because I find it entertaining.
>>81448125
>>81448488
>>81448616
>>81448728
>>81449013
>>81449223
>>81450302
I wanted nothing more than to move on but this just stirs back up my immense disappointment. The fact that I'm rereading doesn't help in the slightest. I want to crush whatever hope I have left of this dead ship but can't. How did the rest of you accomplish this?
>>81452610i want (Tavros) to do bad things to (Vriska)
>>81452781
Holy shit this is bad.
>>81452937
Okay, so you're advertising your own comic to /co/.
Fuck off, how sad can you be?
>>81452977
Dude.
Epilogue.
Dreambubble shit.
Have some fucking hope.
>>81452781
Dear sweet merciful fuck what cosmic error allowed this to exist
Let's all hold hands
Here on the subway
Cause we've been stuck here in the dark for way too long
>>81453051
It still won't be as satisfying as fan works.
>>81453008
But I'm not even him.
/hsg/, who's your favorite Homestuck waifu/husbandoand why is it bowman
Will John "Bash a Gay Everyday" Egbert ever defeat the gay singularity?
>>81453149
I want to be fucked hard by an emotionally hurt Equius.
>>81453167
Rest in fucking piece bowman.
>>81453216
Not really, no.
>>81453216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffWg2Oxomo
SLAY THE GAYS EVERYDAY
>>81453243
Equius/Karkat is way hotter than I thought.
Could you please post more?
so are the 8gag natives with folders full of vriska images baiting or does that site just bleed and breed awful fucking taste
>>81453216
Someone edit this into Dave.
>>81453336
Wait fuck wrong image.
>>81453320
>>81453216
He will when he gets with Roxy for the only hetero relationship in the endgame
it's really funny some of you care dave and karkat fuck
it's a web comic. c'mon
>>81453358
Awful.
I want submissive top/angry bottom interactions.
That shit's not Karkat.
>>81453329
the gay singularity
do not respond to vfan
>>81453442
eat my shit hsg
>>81453216
Nope.
In fact, after John fucks Roxy he's going to find out he's actually a girl, and being raised as a boy all her life was the greatest practical joke her Dad ever pulled. Now she's a lesbian. Granted, some people will go "That makes John a transman! He is a boy regardless of genitals" but John is a purist. In John's world Trans is another name for Mental Institute Patient.
>>81453442
>>81453435
>>81453397
i do what i want
>>81453480
I want this to happen.
>the comic won't end with vacant boggling
don't respond to vfan
>>81453526
I do what I want
>>81453435
>>81453442
>>81453503
>>81453351
working on it now, just hold up fampai
>>81453442
>>81453526
The wave of /hsg/ culture washing ashore into these threads with the intensity it did when the updates resumed intensified greatly my passion for wanting tripfags dead.
>>81453414
oh ok
this a pretty ancient one
>>81453329
Yes, anon, everyone with an opinion you don't agree with is lying and they're all from places you hate.
Real, upstanding people agree with you in everything because you are our GodKing, the Great Worm.
>>81453216
no
>>81453485
why is there so much fanart of this
that's such a waste they could've been drawing scourgecest instead
>>81453526
this is how you get banned
So this was the plan all along? Confirm the most tumblr ship possible so that /co/ goes into ceaseless rage, so that when the curtains close /co/ will be talking shipping more than Tumblr and Amazon.com combined?
saucy
>>81453572
No he's pretty much right. The natives from the homestuck board with the guy who fucks his legless amputee cousin are here because 8gag is down.
>>81453616
yup
can confirm, am hussie
>>81453608
>We will never get a Vriska/Terezi/(Vriska)/(Terezi) double date orgy.
It 8urts.
>>81453526
Don't worry pham, I got my filter.
Thanks for not responding to vfan
>>81453637
you weren't kidding about that the other day?
need deets pls
Jasprosesprite^2 is your favorite character.
>>81453694
stay on topic and stop moaning about trips
>>81453707
I kinda like her.
>>81453703
There's a guy who calls himself Adonis who lives in New York who is a homestuck fan who's a neo-nazi and a holocaust denier.
He fell in love with his legless amputee cousin who's legs got removed in a car accident.
it's basically all you need to know about what happened to homestuck general.
hello friends I am here
>>81453707
Her and Davepetasprite^2 are endgame.
the language is a bit broken but the profiles are nice. cant post second part b/c alien junk
>>81453776
sounds like the average homestuck fan to me
>>81453715
Sure, let me get my shitposts about Davekat revved up.
>>81453823
they don't talk about homestuck there anymore.
Are you prepared, /co/?
>>81453844
IT'S NOT CANON GUYS SERIOUSLY :^)
wait i thought this was hsg
i don't see a difference except for the lack of wormsign
>>81453868
yes
>>81453868
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>81453868
That's a chaste statement.
>>81453889
nope. this is hst.
>>81453891
>>81453866
katnep anon are you a grill? just out of curiosity
>>81453868
I'm not ready for the world to roll me. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>81453891
>having a dedicated artist that draws quality, consistent stuff of your crackship
That must be nice
>>81453866
fuuuuuuuuck katnep
>>81453889
The lack of tripfags blogging is the main difference.
But it seems as that is changing.
oh i guess i'm in the wrong place then
what happened to hse anyway
>>81453937
somebody explain this fucking freedom meme to me
>>81453889
only the initiated can tell the difference
I'm just waiting here hoping gamzee does something again.
>>81453979
You do realise you can get banned for announcing your reports right?
>>81453987
breath has nothing to do with it
>>81453928
>>81453936
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
>>81454016
GAYS NOT WELCOME
>>81453987
Freedom is like ogres which are like onions. It has layers
>>81454054
>>81454030
Hello this is the other KatNep anon it's okay friend
>>81454035
This is honestly one of my favorite pictures of Kanaya. Thank you based Adrienne.
I love ipgd
What if we keep posting the same pictures over and over, that would be really epic.
>>81454054
>>81454059
>>81454119
>what is 4chan subculture?
>>81454119
>>81454121
hsg is here because 8gag is down
>>81447769
No because that would imply it needs redeeming.
Homstuck never got worse, you just became jaded with age anon.
the felt and caliborn and most of the carapaces are the only characters whose character didn't get fucked by the lapse in hussie's writing during act 6
>>81454140
>>81454030
>>81454077
are you both grills?do you imagine yourselves as nep sometimes holding hands with your very own angry manlet?
>>81454261
Actually all of those characters are the worst examples of Hussie's writing.
>>81454251
hah
good one
>>81454251
That's really funny but objectively untrue.
>>81454261
That's not true, Caliborn got turned in to a literal expy of the fedora tipping neckbeard archetype
>>81454251
If Homestuck never got worse that would mean it was always bad, which means it still needs redeeming.
>>81454274
Post your ship:
Assuming your ship doesn't happen, what ship happening would make you feel better about it?
Ship:John/Rose
Back-up:John/Terezi
>>81454261
>most of the carapaces
In the sense that literally every carapace except for SS stopped being characters?
>>81454313
>>81454315
Homestuck was always a flavor of what you would now consider bad. A lot of the early stuff is cringey in a different way entirely. It reads like it was written by a redditor. Which is sort of true.
It all really depends if you're into that flavor of awful, and if that in turn, makes you awful.
I can't wait for the new universe to be filled with aliens that are have eight genders and someone everybody is gay at the same time
>>81454341
shipping is for faggots
>>81454341
>John/Rose
>>81454383
oh shut up vfag
>>81454341
Vriska/Terezi
Back up, John/Roxy
I like ships that are happening.
>>81454274I'm a boyA cis boyOops
>>81454347
pretty much all of the midnight crew had great characterization for what they were. ms paint never really had any to begin with, and WV was probably one of the most interesting characters up until he was turned into a do-nothing background character
>>81454384
>>81454427
>>81454446
Did you even understand the point of my post?
>>81454454
i really can't wait for homestuck to end and the gay ships are going to be basically confirmed.
i mean there's already rosemary
>>81454341
Realistically?
Ship:JadeKat
Back-up:DaveJane
If I could actually make the choice?
Ship:KatNep
Back-up:VrisKat
>>81454504
i guess i kind of missed it. death was really the only thing saving non-player characters from nuhuss. at least 2/3 SSs are still interesting
>>81454251
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
What's the time in hamerica right now? In England, Hussie has broken his word.
>>81454526
>VrisKat
FUCKING TRIGGERED
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
DO NOT MENTION THIS SHITTY MEME SHIP
>>81454576
>nuhuss
Quit saying memes.
>>81454441
thats cool famzillaliterally the same
>>81454581
Is it shit posting to not agree with a crowd of autistic barbarians from hsg
>>81448471
I'll expand upon this:
Hussie's List of Creative Priorities
1) Gags
2) Visual or Verbal Slapstick
3) All other forms of humour
4) Illustrations
5) Everything else
You can go to the effor tof sorting the contents of 5) if you like. Everything Hussie does makes much more sense in this context.
>>81454594
It's Thursday in England?
>>81454594
No he hasn't dunkass
6th
Wednesday
>>81454594
what word?
>>81454698
No that guys just a retard who can't read the newspost
>>81449656
I miss Tricotee
>>81454686
>Literally too lazy to even do 4 himself
Makes sense why everything in 5 is suffering, too
>>81454594
It's only the fifth in Australia right now, and we're about 14 hours ahead of the US.
Also it's only nine AM here, so just keep waiting.
Why are all the ships in this comic gay?
>>81449478
Quarters
>>81454581
Anon what happened to your sense of wonder? What happened to the excitement brought by the idea of saving the world in a video game with your friends?
>>81454789
because the primary reader base for the comics is gay and it's appealing to its audience.
>>81454789
You're not the target audience anymore.
In the mind of a significant portion of /hst/, present-day Davekat is just a symptom of what went wrong with Homestuck.
If the ship does not happen, it would 'mean' there's hope the comic as a whole can 'heal', somehow. Wishful thinking and all.
But if it does then it's not the end of the world - we've had since Act 6 to psychologically prepare ourselves for Homosuck being Shit.
To say Davekat hate on here boils down to homophobia is to stand right next to a flashing neon sign that says "I'm new as fuck". Back on HSG, M/M ships were judged with almost the same standards as F/M ships (and F/F ships, which are a whole 'nother can of worms): if the dynamic is good, it's a good ship, if the dynamic is boring as fuck or cringey, it's a bad ship.
There wouldn't be an overlap between M/M fans and people who complain about Davekat if it was due to 'muh gays = bad' type bullshit. Do you see people shitting on Equikat shippers on here because of that? Hell no you don't. For God's sake, people on HSG have been shipping Davekat since the fucking beginning.
In the end it's all about the personality changes that have affected the characters after the retcon: People now consider Dave and Karkat's dynamic boring and cringey, and that's why they don't like it. Are they wrong? Are they right? That's up to you to decide.
But Davekat hate on here, to paraphrase, has nothing to do with homophobia.
NOTHING AT ALL.
And that's all there's to say on the matter.
>>81454741
Smacking the gay out of him
>>81454819
nothing happened to mine, but hussie's is gone
>>81454819
It's still intact, but the comic's no longer about that. Hence why it's shit now.
>>81454848
canon
>>81454741
Sexcellent
>>81454865
she thicc
>>81454829
this, desu
post-retcon davekat is boring as fuck
and I got more fucking entertainment of Karkat shitting on Vriska
seriously, what the fuck is this shit
even dave is more entertaining when talking with Roxy or bro-ing up with Dirk
>>81454829
>writing a text wall to explain why its ok to bash gays
there's a page on the wiki of what supposedly is the signless final speech but it looks like complelete bullshit
>>81454908
huge
>>81454948
What a god tier bait post.
>>81454951
link
>>81454698
>>81454703
>>81454709
>>81454734
>>81454754
Aww fuck. Fuck america for doing dates wrong.
>>81454984
who cares if a homestuck character is gay if you don't like the comic at this point.
waste your energy on something more productive.
>>81454998
You'll have to wait two months until June, pham.
>>81453167
I need pictures. Pictures of bowman!
lol I pulled my kickstarter money because of the gay meme
>>81453987
one faggot tries to force a meme
>>81455064
and succeeds at it
>>81454951
The wiki is notorious for being shit. Someone obviously got canon and fanon mixed up.
>>81454998
Pro tip: We do it just to confuse the rest of the world. Same reason we still use the Imperial system.
Reminder that if you donated to the Kickstarter, you are directly responsible for the Gigapause and for the comic going to shit.
>>81455151
I wish I donated.
>>81454998
But that would have meant you read it as "june 4th".
>>81455043
it's not confirmed until we see a picture of his body with dead. in hussies shitty handwriting over it
>>81455151
Good thing I didn't.
>>81455151
I'm sorry.
The pre-retcon days were different times.
>>81455142
spines don't work like that, maya
>>81455209
Bad thing you didn't.
>>81455142
the gays have cometh
>>81455246
>>81455151
We didn't know anon, we didn't know.
>>81455236
stop trying so hard
>>81455151
i'm so sorry
i wish i could go back
and while i'm there maybe i could warn hussie about act 5
>>81454781
Is this Michelle's?
>>81455305
if anyone's interested this guy confessed his love for me.
our only hope
>>81455151
I care much more about videogames than webcomics
that's why I prefer sburb to boring gay teens
>>81454951
>The Vast Expletive is as follows: “I have been peaceful, I have been kind. I only dared to speak what others have been dreaming for so long. I had dreams too, dreams of what might have been. Where blood was simply blood, and all of us were equal. If wishing for that is heresy then yes, I deserve to die. I’ve seen acts of sublime kindness, and the most vile cruelty. They say powerful beings find anger, when they have no room for love. What made you so? Are you so scared of change? Of those who are different? I realize I am different from you. I have known feelings that none of you could ever hope to know. I have known the comradery of a friend who supported me against all odds. I have known the compassion of a guardian who took in when no others would and raised me to dream and hope. I have known the love and passion that transcends in definition. There’s no use hiding it now, you all can see me for what I am. The Signless, the Sufferer, the mutant. My blood burns brightly for all to see, it is the flame of a revolution that you can never hope to quell. My memory can be erased, but my ideals will never die. My mistake was believing I could change a world infected with hate and corruption. You’ve taken the freedom of an innocent troll and turned his blessings into a curse. The pity you’ve taken on my Disciple will wound her, she has known true love and you forced her into a life of solitude! You’ve forced a mother to watch her own son die! I see you for what you are and always fucking have. I thought I could fucking change you! Fuck me for being a fucking fool! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuck! Fuck… I am angry. Because I forgive you. I may be the biggest fucking fool on Alternia, but when I close my eyes I see a world where we all work together. And it is so. Fucking. Beautiful.”
It's amazing how someone can be quite verbose when they're being tortured to death.
>>81455364
Isn't that just the transcript of that one fan video? That's not canon.
>>81455346
Hiveswap doesn't feature Sburb at all>>81455346
.
>>81455336
>tfw someone from HSG becomes a janitor and immediately reports vfan for banishment
>>81455403
Why does Hussie hate Sburb so much?
>>81450008
>People bitching about JohnRose
The only people that talk about J/R are homophobes and true patricians, both of which support the ship
>>81455403
Yeah, but it doesn't have boring gay teens yet.
>>81455364
nah that's bullshit.
>wound her, she has
Hussie doesn't comma-splice. also it's just really shitty.
The Vast Expletive was most likely just Kankri screaming FUCK YOU.
>>81455417
>>81455421
Seriously?
>Caliborn, the Lord of Time, versus Yaldaboath
>>81455456
Who's gonna tell him?
>>81455417
>Not just filtering the attention-whoring trips
vriskafan is shit but people like you who feed them are fucking cancer
Wait, holy shit. Is the only fucking reason Alternia has a blood caste system at all because Equius is part of Lord English and Scratch?
Webm unrelated.
>>81451193
> In my mind it makes sense
A lot of things make sense in the mind of a massive autist
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
>>81455556
it was still biological evolution, class and sociopolitics aside. I don't recall what it was like in beforus, think it was nicer? but the biology was still the same.
But in that regard you may be right, eq just influencing and enforcing from day one.
>>81455593
wow they're so fucking
>>81455556
No, Beforus had it too.
>>81455623
FUCK
ipgds twitter
>>81455593
this kills the /co/
>>81455623
>>81455635
Scratch and English made Beforus as well, as evidenced by the Cherub/snakes/skulls mythology there
English was probably the first guardian, seeing as Cronus was cursed by a "wizard" and Scratch was Alternia for the Jekyll/Hyde thing
>>81455647
FUCK meant for >>81455593
FUCK!
>>81455593
again, ipgd is hardly a good source. if hussie didn't tell her davekat is canon, probably she wouldn't retain any information provided.
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
>>81455417
>someone from HSG becomes a janitor
i'd sooner expect a satisfying conclusion to homestuck
>>81455708
>>81455593
Chances she blew him for that?
>>81455593
>>81455708
until hussie proves >>81453167
I will not be satisfied desu
>>81455707
i
what
are you okay, guy?
ANTI DAVEKATTERS
B T F O
>>81455593
i'm not going to waste my time listening to a tripfag what does >>81455593 say
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
CONFIRMED
>>81455593
hahahahahahahahaha
>>81455767
Canon pale
>>81455767
FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>81455767
this is an olive garden receipt, right?
>>81455593
It's clearly been photoshopped.
so who do you think rims the other more, dave or karkat?
DAVEKAT
C O N F I R M E D
>>81455767
I'm going to kill myself
>>81455767
watch them both perma-die in the flash
I don't understand why saying DaveKat is canon makes anyone angry. Didn't we all agree canon sucked anyway?
>>81455767
BTFO
T
F
O
>>81453707
Canonically breaking up since Dave can't handle a committed relationship.
>>81455830
That's most likely true.
>yfw hussie makes a tweet in about 15 minutes that says "all ships are canon, remember?"
>>81455767
FUCK ME IT'S NOT TRUE
FUUUUCK
Canon =/= Endgame
>>81455767
wew senpai. I still don't give a hoot
>>81455878
despite that, it still bottom burgles the jadedave shippers
>>81455878
see >>81454829
tl;dr
>Davekat is just a symptom of what went wrong with Homestuck
>If the ship does not happen, it would 'mean' there's hope
that's all, fampai
>>81452520
He also said Act 6 would be shorter than the other acts, among other despicable deceits
>>81455925
THE DELUSION!
IM DYING HERE
>>81455929
we still have davepetasprite x jade :^)
I love ipgd
>>81455767
>>81455892
well if it's written on sacred parchment it has to be completely true
how about that
>>81455935
Ah that makes sense. I just gave up all hope months ago.
>>81455192
I didn't even look at the second number.
>>81455129
I think it originated as some dumb defy-the-english thing that went on too long.
Homestuck: creating homophobia since 2009
Fuck this shit. Screw waiting for 4/13 I'm killing myself right now
people were all over davekat some years ago when dave and karkat were being bros on the meteor
i don't see what "personality changes" people are talking about, they act the same around each other as they always did
>>81455747
?
im fine. half her twitter is declaring popular series to be gay porn
ive only played mgsv but Snake managed to keep it in his pants successfully
>people who pretend to care this much about davekat "ruining the comic" for them
>>81455997
Please clean up after you're done.
>>81455997
you should probably wait until they start selling aspect bedsheets
>>81452766
To be fair, there's not a reason to obsessively check. Homestuck's been on a schedule for the past year or so, which kind of made the notifier apps worthless.
>>81456015
>that bulge
>>81455686
None of that makes a lick of sense. Do not even pass go.
>>81456017
http://masutrout.tumblr.com/post/127424070866
Metal gear is gay as fuck dude are you stupid.
This is only like 1/100th of the shit in it.
Notifier? I barely know 'er!
if homestuck went on a few more years do you think we'd see pepe and bane in the comic
>>81456061
You're fucking stupid.
The end of Caliborn's little "quest" is going to be him creating the thing he hates: Trolls.
>>81455937
Wow. That newspost was issued not long after I was first introduced to Problem Sleuth by a friend who wouldn't stop yammering about Homestuck on my birthday. Hussie was getting in over his head all the way back then.
>>81456113
Shit, you've definitely convinced me now!
>>81456037
Hopefully they're either breath or time
http://www.welovefine.com/hero-of-time-plush-blanket-10577.html
http://www.welovefine.com/hero-of-breath-plush-blanket-10576.html
>>81456113
that's stupid, you're stupid
>Davekat is actually Canon
I'm going to be fucking sick
>>81456113
this guy
>equius/karkat
My god, could you have picked a shittier crack ship?
be less delusional and this shit wont blow you out of the water so easily
>>81456165
good
>>81456161
>>81456163
>>81456176
Mark my words, he starts the 4 game loop.
>>81451587
Because she had an arc and should have faded away into the background - or even not appeared at all - after it was finished
Instead she became even more prominent than before
>>81455767
So are the guys freaking out over this doing so because they projected upon Dave and/or Karkat? Sorry, this makes you 100% gay.
>>81456099
we'd probably get some gg references
>>81456162
wait, they're actually selling them?
i thought they said they wouldn't because of what it would inevitably end with
>>81456017
metal gear is really gay, dude. I've played all of the games and she's not imagining the homoerotic subtext.
what other series are you talking about? Hannibal? The TV Hannibal is literally a gay guy's fanfic and the showrunner has gone on record all the time about it being a canon gay romance
>>81452714
kek
>>81456017
metal gear is very gay
I COME BEARING GREAT NEWS
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
smol gays and tol gays just naturally go together
>>81455767
N-No!
>>81456165
Suicide is the answer, anon
Let's kill ourselves together
>>81456207
but.....Squiddle session
I can imagine how the conversation went
"Hey can you write 'Davekat is canon' on this piece of paper to piss off 4chan?"
"Do you want it signed or not?"
>>81456162
I don't understand how they fucked this up.
"Hey you know what's in the comic, a bed"
"LET'S MAKE A BLANKET"
>>81456084
ive played mgs for a while im aware of what's in it
>>81456099
i dont think hes up on today's hot memes
>>81456290
this is wonk isn't it
>>81456317
>i dont think hes up on today's hot memes
that's true, he did put an illuminati montage parody in the comic 2 and a half years after it had gotten stale.
>>81456162
First person to kill themself on one of these gets a cookie.
>>81456282
slowpoke
>>81456165
>Jade will never get the guy she deserves
IT'S NOT FAIR
SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY
>>81456309
more like
>hey daddy look at these absolute babies on 4chan who refuse to believe davekat is canon
>GET ME AN OLIVE GARDEN RECEIPT AND A PEN IMMEDIATELY, I'M SIGNING THIS SHIT INTO LAW
>>81456347
>a studious or hard-working person
>a person who takes an excessive interest in minor details of political policy
>an incompetent or inexperienced sailor, especially a naval cadet
uhhhhhhhh
>>81456370
tiger*
>>81456378
more like
>no more sex unless you make davekat canon
>y-yes dear
>good boy, i'll go get the strap-on
>>81456378
by "daddy" you mean ipgd yes
>>81456282
There is totally no way this kind of merchandise could possibly go wrong
>>81456099
>The first thing we see in Act 7 is Dirk screening the Plane Scene for Jake
>>81456376
"jade can only be happy with daves dick in her" -someone who doesnt actually give a fuck about jade
>>81456291
A FAIR REBUTTAL
BUT LET ME COUNTER THAT WITH THIS
Y-YES?
>>81456435
>>81456436
butthurt
>>81456412
oh, sorry, you just have equally awful taste
he's a mexican pedo who has terrible taste in everything
he tried to kill himself a few years ago but one of the other tripfags called the cops on him and saved his life, and now he's back, unfortunately
he was obsessed with gamzee and ;o), hence wonk
>>81455767
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well, now that that's over with, can we begin a discussion now?
>>81456464
why do you have to be so negative about everything? it's a fucking blanket
>>81456504
DAVEKAT
DAVEKAT
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
WE'RE GAY
>>81456483
nobody on earth or heaven cares about any of this shit
>>81456504
What would you like to talk about, anon.
>>81456468
Well she's definitely not happy being fucking alone
>>81456504
no
>>81456099
>>81456466
>>81454741
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN TO DAVE RIGHT NOW AFTER THIS REVELATION FUCK
>>81456464
I mean it's not bedding, it's a blanket.
It's not awful though, I guess. You could maybe sew two together
>>81456187
its actually pretty robust and compelling
the strong, protuberant masculinity flexes in a variety of interactions and potential events
>>81456504
Davekat is weak
>>81456512
A blanket based on a bed you fucking kill yourself on
>>81456538
He made megalovania several years ago.
No one cared who he was until he made undertale. Though some people cared about him making most of the good homestuck music
>>81456567
sounds like a good product for homestuck fans once the comic ends
>>81456567
im not going to kill myself, anon. i just know that now if someone slits my throat in my sleep ill be fine
Hey guys look on the bright side. If we weren't so stubborn about denying Davekat Hussie would have never made what must be the most he's interacted with the fandom in years.
>>81454741
Based John E. is at it again.
>>81456593
i never cared much for his homestuck music compared to some of the other guys
he's improved a lot though
>>81456207
That which may be marked without evidence, may be unmarked without evidence
>>81456017
In Peacewalker there is a mission where Snake goes on a date with Kaz and they touch butts and stuff.
>>81456628
RJ made 3am casino and for that I thank him
I wonder what the occasional 2009-2010 Homestuck thread looked like.
I bet someone somewhere has a html page miraculously saved on a dusty piece of shit backup drive or something. Who knows.
>>81456665
Seconded, and not just for the near satan trips
>>81456017
I don't think there's a game series gayer than Metal Gear
u sure got me xD
>>81456665
there used to be an archive
but the maintainer exploded or something
>>81456483
iiii rrreally dont care
>>81456665
I still have the first threads reacting to Cascade dropping somewhere on my computer.
>>81456122
I'm pretty sure Hussie was never not over his head
>>81456538
why do we love bowman so?
>>81456733
i was just explaining who he was per your confusion
>>81456532
anything, anon. discussing fantrolls and our own classpects would honestly be a relief from shipping hell. Davekat is canon, like it or not- can we talk about anything else please anon?
I used to be a #RadiationBomb, but after seeing the Undertale fanbase, I can no longer support him.
I am now a #BowmanMissile.
>>81456760
They asked for 2009-2010, before HSG mostly.
Cascade was 2011.
>>81456162
> Machine wash cold separatelt
A+
>>81456788
What's your classpect, anon.
>>81456775
ok bb
>>81456715
>#except for maybe john but we'll give him a pass
BASED JOHN E.
>>81456771
i'm his gay stalker
no idea about the rest of you motherfuckers
>>81456217
Honestly it would have made a bigger impact if she had stayed in the background. Up until Act 6 I thought she was a really well written character, even though I hated her. Now I just can't care
>>81456798
bowmanon would be proud
>>81456869
oh look hes right there
>>81456665
I didn't start saving shit until like 2011 so I can't help you much. Lemme see if I've got anything handed down to me from that era.
>>81456483
>>81456628
I agree, all his work in Undertale seems so much more refined.
But I dont know shit about music
>>81456816
goddamn we hated gays so much
>>81456952
No people just hated gamzee/tavros.
A LOT
>>81456952
>>81456816
Did anyone cap the reaction from the Rosemary kiss?
We need to just kill all
>>81455767
thank you daddy
>>81456828
yo equikat anon
i had no idea how much good art is was missing
thank you
>>81456969
>denying your homophobia
just accept it anon, its the only way to get better
>>81457000
people who didn't read and enjoy problem sleuth
>>81456665
>>81456925
>>81457012
fuck off pedo
>>81456768
He seemed sane for PS
>>81457014
I'm super gay, it's just that gamzee/tavros is shit.
Dave/Karkat is actually the lesser evil of most of the popular gay ships, because most of them are actually awful.
>>81457046
just before jade's alchemy binge too.
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
>>81457074
Dave is one of the best homestuck characters so him being a boring sissy tsundere fudgepacker fucking sucks
>>81456760
Oh, that'd still be really cool to check out.
I'm kind of falling asleep right now, would you guys mind uploading these somewhere they'll stay for more than a day? I don't want to miss out on this historical stuff.
>>81456816
Haha, oh my god. GamTav was and is still one of the worst M/M ships this comic has to offer, I can understand the butthurt.I'm still not over the way it ruined Tavros in fanworks by making him the uke to Gamzee's seme. ;-;
>>81457074
i wasnt around back then, were there gamtav fans before the "make out" conversation?
if so, what the fuck. they only had one other conversation, and theyre both super obnoxious
>>81457000
The gays
>>81457091
canon
>>81457098
>him being a boring sissy tsundere fudgepacker fucking sucks
he's not though lol
>>81457091
>sweet_jesus
you got that right
>>81457098
Dave hasn't been good in years.
>>81457098
you see this is just good old fashioned ship hate, theres no homophobes here
>>81457117
Agreed
>>81457109
>were there gamtav fans before the "make out" conversation?
>if so, what the fuck. they only had one other conversation, and theyre both super obnoxious
They exist in the same series, of course people ship them.
>>81457012
s'cool
oh man i'm getting "dirk's not gay" flashbacks`
>>81457121
>the dave of today is the tavros of yesterday
everything makes sense now
homophobia is so rampant in homestuck threads on 4chan
and it always has been
remember the reaction to the idea of dirk being gay
>>81457109
Lots of fans, horrible fans.
>>81457157
but was it popular? i mean there are always crack shippers, but generally there has to be some canon support before a ship gets really big
at least tell me it was less popular than equius/gamzee
>>81457144
is this HSG oc
>>81457109
>if so, what the fuck. they only had one other conversation,
I'd say that's all shippers need, but they honestly need nothing at all.
>and theyre both super obnoxious
Doesn't matter, if they're homosexuals they're kawaii bishi yaois! Stalin and Satan could fuck each other on a pile of aborted fetuses, fetuses they personally aborted which the mothers wanted to keep, but anyone against it is only against their love because of homophobia
>>81457144
holy kek
>>81456951
I've never listened to Undertale music as much as I have Descend and Black and shit like that.
Though to be fair, I don't really like Undertale all that much.
>>81457144
God's work.
>>81457218
It was HUGE, up there with the dreaded Johnkat.
>>81457227
/hst/ oc
>>81457191
dont be silly anon, they just dont like the dynamic. didnt you hear whoever the fuck? M/M ships and F/M ships are treated exactly the same
>>81457218
It was a lot more popular than equius/gamzee.
Do you not know your history?
>>81457109
gamtav was absurdly popular before then, considering it had no basis in canon. it was everywhere, and often was loved by people who just slotted them into yaoi roles
which is admittedly part of why everyone reacted so badly. the other part was outright homophobia
imagine if vriska had been a guy
the amount of horrible shitty fanfic and art of tavros taking it up the ass
it'd have been so, so much worse than gamtav
>>81457144
I like where this is going
>>81457144
are the last two panels supposed to be empty
>>81456651
>>81456710
the strong masculine content is part of the fun of metal gear. it's not actually about being gay, that would be pretty boring and insubstantial. most of the characters are varying levels of ridiculous and its annoying to listen to people who take it too seriously
ive played mgs since i was a small child and its pretty related to my personality.
>>81457299
post the whole thing
>Watch final flash with AdBlock on
>Reload the pages with it turned off only if Davekat is bullshit
>>81457227
It's from the /co/ threads, I think.
>>81457299
i only showed around the beginning of act 6, and i wasnt interested in looking up old fan shit.
this is horrible news to me
>>81457315
At least we wouldn't have her waifufags.
>>81456869
I take a lot of pride in my collection
What did he write?
>>81457341
what the fuck do you think I meant
>>81457144
Fuck me Platinum Hallway needs to finish this ASAP
>>81457359
The Weakest Asses on Display
you fuckers remember 4chords
>>81457327
>the strong masculine content is part of the fun of metal gear.
>it's not actually about being gay
dude
mgs is homo as hell
don't live in denial
>>81457365
I think you meant the /co/ threads, but you said HSG
>>81457144
This comic shows that John could be terrifying if he snaps.
>>81457399
I forgot. I didn't want to remember.
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ
What did he mean by this?
>>81457357
neat, i've been immortalized in a photo of someone's bowstash
>>81457399
>you fuckers remember 4chords
oh god please no
>>81455593
Notice how Davekat is canon is already written out.
How do we know he even WROTE that?
>>81457327
>ive played mgs since i was a small child and its pretty related to my personality.
sounds gay
>>81457427
remember this forever
post yfw Vriska dies
>>81457478
DAVEKAT DEBUNKED
>>81457499
can't sleep without holding on to a motherfucker
there isnt a single good gamzee ship
Only he can save Homestuck.
>>81457399
>ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>81457489
its Guy
>>81457478
another detail, you could probably write anything on an olive garden receipt and he'd want to sign it
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
>>81457544
best panel in years
>>81457537I liked terezee
>>81457581
thats a horrible ship and i hope youre ashamed
>>81457327
> strong masculine content
I'm not talking about that, I totally get the tongue-in-cheekiness of the hyper-machismo soldier stereotypes. I'm talking about the part where Snake put his weiner in Kaz's bum after flirting on teh beach in their underwear.
>>81457359
>>81457544
hopefully the torso pile keeps getting taller
>>81457549
same thing, is what i'm saying
>>81457399
>>81457581
Pretty creepy coming from someone like you.
>>81457338
This. Everybody should do this.
>>81457597
not even a little
>>81457544
I've been rooting for LE for a while
>>81457581
no offense but you're literal shit. I know this as an expert. even though I don't care about either characters.
>>81457631
Fuck, is that art of Gamzee wearing the Equius glasses the only good canon art of him?
>>81457635
I'm not sure what you mean by that
but yeah it kinda went downhill but I think it started off well and could've been gr8
>>81457476
cant sleep without holding onto a motherfucker
>>81457537
i love the motherfucker and i have to agree
you can't ship canon gamzee with anyone
you have to woobify him, or ignore canon, or change him fundamentally, or put him into a ridiculous situation
like one that results in Dad/Gam
which really wasn't that bad
>>81457537
i lied when i said this because i just remembered i like equius/gamzee
so there is a single good gamzee ship
>>81457529
no, see, gamzee/equius does to equius what gamtav does to tavros
only ship gamquius if you promise that equius won't be a groveling bitch begging to be choked by his daddy
>>81457733
Canon gamzee would be good if there was another clown, and Hussie wrote another spiel about clown romance
>>81457796
i promise
>>81457702
that's because I think that was made by lexxy...?
where had lexxy gone... the only person on the art team whom I genuinely liked
There's a small part of me that hopes its just a big joke that they're doing but the rest of me already knows it to be true. You've won Davekatfags.
You've won.
>>81457796
But that's canon.
Equius died happy with a tent in his shorts.
>>81457529
>>81457529
it's not happening
>>81457804
For some reason I can see Gamzee/Damara working
>>81457315
theres already a lot of that with tavros getting pegged by vriska. doesnt matter
>>81457835
hes gotta rein it in a little though it cant be a good ship if hes dead
>>81457529
katnep anon come baaaack I don't want to talk about cloun
>>81457913
>hes gotta rein it in a little though it can only be a good ship if hes dead
ftfy
>>81457955
hey
>>81457781
fuck off grant
>>81457609
Finally
let's talk about a good ship
katnep is meh
>>81457796
impossible
>>81458087
heresy
>>81457972
how does that work senor
>>81457327
You literally just said you've only played MGSV. Suddenly now it's an important part of your life?
>>81458089
it isnt. karkat never gave a shit about her.
>>81457658
Me too. The entire cast of Homestuck, once rich in personality, has been replace by annoying cunts and I want them all to die
Why the fuck do you fuckers care so much about ships? litteraly the only ship i ever cared about is john/vriska and that's purely because i find it funny.
This murderous bullying bitch hooks up with a goofy dork because he's too goofy and dorky to let her bullshit get to him untill it wears her down and she slowly becomes a decent person.
>>81455593
reeeee...eeeeee....
e
>>81458175
>The entire cast of Homestuck, once rich in personality, has been replace by annoying cunts
Because they matured, and you didn't, and you find it annoying.
>>81458175
Good thing Lord English is going to die :>)
i find it amusing that people want the characters in homestuck all to die because suddenly theyre happier and actually went through this thing called character development
>>81458180
Because the plot is a trainwreck and every other aspect of the characters have fallen by the wayside in favor of ROMANCE
I wish I'd never found out about Homestuck
>>81458201
what did he mean by this?
>>81458216
this is my favorite meme
dont get mad plz
>>81458140
http://artofguy.deviantart.com/art/my-peace-walker-art-194830716
mgs is a highly refined experience that ive spent several Years digesting over my lifespan, spread out with intermissions between the content of others such as Homestuck
>>81458252
mine is people from hsg flooding here because their shit heap board is down
>>81458216
>Because they matured
>Became even more childish and self absorbed than ever
>>81458222
>im old enough to suck dick now and also my character is gone and i talk like everyone else
>"""""development""""
>>81458171
it's true
>>81458180
same reason you do
you care about johnvris because of interesting character interaction
>>81458216
>they matured
They never actually acted like kids though.
>>81458238
>I wish I'd never found out about Homestuck
this desu senpai
>>81456826maid of mind
>>81457359
>>81458273
Interesting. That sounds more like the population of image board users.
>>81458273
nope
>>81458216
>Because they matured
>All veneer of difference in personality has stripped away and they're now basically the same character except with varying degrees of caps
>>81458244
If you're going to post davekat, at least post good art.
>>81458271
what happened to that place anyway
hear any news about what's going on
not that i miss it
>>81458329
What does it mean
>>81458336
so like people here?
>>81458336
"karkat sounds like john now" is my favorite meme
>>81458280
that's pretty funny desu senpai
>>81458345
taste is subjective, anon
>>81458329
I was wondering what that was doing in a Homestuck thread
>>81458336
Most people are basically the same character. Maturing is becoming a single quality model of person.
>>81458345
Does good mean white?
>>81458302
BY YOUR MEMES COMBINED
>>81458357
it is hellish at this point. Don't go back
>>81458336
its called character development you stutid dumbass. or did you want the unending mopefest to go on forever, complete with the blazing linkin park soundtrack?
>>81458313
SUCH WIT!
I hope you weren't trying to defend the comic by saying that though, because you just admitted that it's inexcusably shit, and that every character is awful.
>>81458372
We don't pretend to be anything other than useless autists though
>>81458271
Is hsg all you talk about
>>81458396
No, by an artist that doesn't turn Karkat into a fatass gremlin and Dave into a pedo.
>>81458418
thats what we relate to, anon
>>81458419
No I agree with that I just like the comic anyways.
>>81458418
No, but they can grow up and get over their problems without all turning into the same person with slightly varying syntax.
what is hussie trying to say about maturity in homestuck
it doesn't look good
>>81458431
yes 100%
>>81458480
That if you don't suck penis you're a child.
>>81458452
>>81458418
>or did you want the unending mopefest to go on forever, complete with the blazing linkin park soundtrack?
No you fucking twat, the characters becoming one samey mess had already started by the time they became miserable nihilist shits. The only difference is everyone went from Samey Miserable to Samey Happy.
They lost their own distinct charm.
I'm always late to these threads.
So Hussie's said that Dave and Dirk are the characters that are most like him
They're also both the gayest characters
Is HS the most elaborate way of coming out of the closet ever?
>>81458505
Why are so people hateful of the original design of Karkat?
more of this
>>81458557
there is a sequel
>>81457144
>>81458540
Yes. Ipgd is just to throw people off the case
>>81458536
nice meme
>>81458329
I wanna... oh.
>>81458505
I said Dave and Karkat, not random ass OC's that look nothing like them.
See >>81458384 is good, shit like >>81458441 and this is objectively crap.
>>81455564
ad hominem my guy
Well guys, we now have less than 48 hours to pretend that Davekat won't be canon. How are you going to spend them?
:)
>>81458557
I think it's sad that this might actually be a real thing that will happen in real life one day.
REMEMBER THIS?
Now tell me, do you remember all the romantic development Dave and Karkat had?
I'm not even mad at the ship on its own, it's actually got a lot of potential (Dave and Karkat are my favorite characters), it just sucks that we're supposed to be thrilled about some timeskip retcon bullshit when the only characterization it's gotten is in fucking fanon.
>>81458631
Masturbating to DaveJade like a sane man.
When will Joey! be canon?
>>81458631
>less than 48 hours until davekat is sunk
WE CAN SURVIVE
>>81458452
how is dave a pedo
>>81458591
Thanks friend, I'm re-reading Homestuck. It should be noted that the FOR YOU was literally like a page or two before that plane flash. Hussie was so ahead of his time.
>>81457979
what the fuck is nepeta wearing
>>81458651
><3
Fuck gets me everytime.
>>81458631
laugh at the babies crying over davekat :)
>>81458660
>Masturbating to DaveJade like a sane man.
get a load of this guy cam.jpg
>>81458631
Posting in this shitty general
>>81458508
the characters have been growing away from how they were introduced for years. where were you when dave started fucking crying in his room?
>>81458634
No it isn't, the overwhelming majority of the population is still straight
>>81458651
Exactly. The reason I'm so mad about Davekat (besides the fact that it gets in the way of DaveJade, I mean) is that it was totally undeveloped. It just happened.
>>81458668
When Hiveswap comes out (never)
>>81458700
Fuck off ipgd
>>81458660
>sane
i have some bad news for you anon
>>81458540
hussie is coming out of the closet a changed man, in search of a more reasonable fanbase for tomorrow
>>81458486
i believe this is the best ship here
>>81458700
>:)
Hiya Reddit
>>81458361
>>81458385
>>81458606
literally what the hell son
>>81458721
gay singularity :)
>>81458721
It's meant to show the bittersweetness that John (and the reader) will forever be stuck in this parallel universe that is unfamiliar to them.
Why does that stupid TDKR plane scene make me laugh every time
I took it dead seriously in the theater
>>81458631
Taking a shit and dedicating it to Davekat.
>>81458709
He was crying with laughter though
>>81458747
It's a big scene.
>>81458738
str buni
>>81458651
>no foreshadowing
every single one of their conversations has involved some sort of tension. their first conversation involved karkat not shutting up about dave's lips, and then he blackflirted with him, and then they were super best buddies, it makes sense that theyd start fucking when terezi told them to both fuck off early on.
>>81458631
writing pre-retcon davekat
>>81458747
Because /tv/ used meme magic to crash an actual plane
>>81448697
> Post list of good ships
> Doesn't post best ship
>Bec\JadeOTP