Animation Domination General #1: Double Blob's Buggers Edition

Of course they come back to new episodes on Wrestlemania night.

>Yet another Lisa episode.

Wow you replaced the show names with wacky names and sprinkled in some memes, you're a real card

>>81418963
>he doesn't know about /adg/ jargon

>>81418963
because i laugh every time over them

and in the ratings too

Why make cuckold and acronym?

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>>81418078
>It's a "Smithers is the B-Plot, because DUDE! LISA! LMAO" episode

>>81418877
I told you guys the Lisa quota was real

My uncle works at Simpsons and he told me with 100% authority that Burns & Smithers will fuck 2nite

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fuck fuck fuck, it's still bases ball
someone with a jock strap, tell me how it works.. how baseball are they right now? is there more than 15 minutes left? why are they wasting time on the weather instead of getting it over with?

>>81419942
RIP Borderline fucked

>>81418078
jesus, didn't american dad JUST do the plot of playing cupid for fags?
guys. just... it doesn't work. it's not real.

>>81419942
My affiliate is just on regular news for now. If any affiliate is doing sports or some shit it's going to have to switch. Preempt only happens if the sportshit is nationwide.

>>81420009
ohhh okay. that explains why the weather i'm watching is local.

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>100th episode of Bob's Burgers tonight.

Where does the time go? I remember when this show premiered and everyone hated it.

>>81420046
In all fairness season 1 is an understandable slog until... the cab episode I want to say.

>>81420046
i still remember when family guy premiered, and everyone was like 'wow this is a new kind of humor. nobody does this. they'll just constantly cut away to other gags. that's really funny and unexpected'
that was a great night actually. king of the hill was on, as was mad TV.. fuck i'm gonna go look it up to see which episodes they were, i wanna remember

Borderline Cancelled confirmed safe for the week

>>81420097
huh. I didn't remember it right at all. KotH didn't air on FG's premiere night.
in fact, in retrospect, i was thinking of a night 3 years earlier, when KotH premiered (or when we thought it did, because we missed the first one?)
in fact, i'm almost certain now that i watched family guy's premiere alone

>no FG

Boooo...

>Cooper Barret a step closer to death

Yaaaay.

>Bordertown still in danger

Awww...

>what the nascar

>using copyright-friendly versions of classical music
do they think bach is gonna sue them?

Even Bordertown knows it gets fucked by NASCAR.

>What the Nascar?

THEY KNOW

hey, corn syrup is clear!!
i love how the little kid just shows up briefly then disappears, like live action little kids who have limited screentime available because fucking overprotective laws

There is literally no reason for Sanford to be in this show.

>>81420411
I was just thinking that.

How is it I know someone exactly like Mexican Brian?

>it's a gert episode i think

>>81420442
Do you live in San Francisco?

>>81420411
who?

>>81420471

The guy that looks like Kid Rock and just loafs around the house.

>>81420442
that's the point of the character! 'you know some douche like this i bet'

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I knew Ernesto's voice reminded me of someone.

>>81420505
yeah he doesnt offer much

Hey Bud!

why is ernesto mowing the grassless area at the border

who is the beheadsman a reference to? i know i've seen this look before.

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>tfw John Viener will only be on Borderline Retarded tonight

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>>81420606
Hodor maybe?

post yfw american idol is finally, finally over

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I miss Brooklyn Nine Nine being on Sunday...

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mfw I watch Bob's Burgers on demand or on Hulu over a friend's place and can't be bothered with Fox's dwindling animation Sunday night

>>81420650
no there's definitely a cartoon or something with that same giant eyebrow pulled-down-lower-lip crazy eyes look. maybe a muppet?

also every fucking line out of barracuda's mouth is fantastic

Take THAT Zima.

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>>81420662
The ride finally ends

Bud needs to appreciate the good pussy he got

>>81420811
He's a closeted homosexual

>why are we watching the news at a party?

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>He hates drug lords, he killed all the other drug lords in Mexico!

His head looks like an onion.

shit dude that waterslide girl was hot

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>>81420865
I thought it was a chestnut myself.

>>81420411
he's making fun of shitty manchildren living at home i guess

>hes still mowing the desert

yknow i always thought the best punishment for accidental manslaughter is to have to do chores at their house for life

>memepool

Bud dindu nuffin

>>81421162

And Kamala. Didn't take long to start pimping her out, huh?

>John Cena hosts-

this cant be good

>>81418078
Family Gay and Sompsons need to die already. Be there....rerere...rere...

>Pooper Harrett on at 7:30

Does that mean Bob's is moving back to 8:30?

Would you run from sex with Mrs Buckwald, /co/?

Is bordertown good? I dropped it after I marathoned the first episode.

>>81421296
More than likely

>>81421387

Maybe. Depends on what kind of humor you like. Its very rapid-fire with the jokes.

>>81421387
Better than Senpai Guy or the Lisasons desu

puppy

monkey

baby

>>81421387
remember how the first episode started out shit, then suddenly turned around and got better? about the time the virgin mary started beating up mexican brian?
the rest of the show has been like that pretty much nonstop. it's ... weirdly good. like a wackier american dad.

hello

>thread dies as soon as pooper barrett is on

>>81421815
>implying anyone wants to watch millenials

>>81421880

At least the girl is hot.

Less than 10 minutes till Smithers goes FULL GAY for the 8000th time

I missed the last two Simpsons. Were they at least 6/10?

>>81421922
I didn't know that Smithers is gay

>>81421962
i forget, but i wanna say one was surprisingly good and one was so godawful it felt like we were in 2006 not 2016

>>81421962

You know better than to ask /co/ that.

>>81421966
I almost wish they'd followed through early on with giving Smithers a wife and kids because it would make the whole Burns thing feel 10x weirder.

Even that early in the show he fucking spent Thanksgiving with him.

>that chalkboard
jeez, it's bad enough when they're political but that one was... overt

Go Nova

time for yellowsons

>when you wake up and the simpsams is still a thing

Thats the second time they've implied people can see the 'The Simpsons' logo in the sky.

Who will Lisa castrate today?

i can get someone liking someone that doesnt like him back but why does he want to tell him? surely it' sa lot more fun and intimate if he doesnt know.
why am i analyzing this? he's singing now

>Will you marry Moe

Oh, god, it's a singing episode.

>>81422208
Milhouse again

>Burns tit

lewd

>its a smithers sings episode

what in any of the fuck is any of this
gettin harder to defend this show
still beats the guantanamo one

Oh God it's a musical.

Why is Chalmers always at the school?

I like The Simpsons' songs, you said.

They should do more songs, YOU FUCKING SAID

did janey just call herself jackie
did she put on a scrunchie just so they could make a 'scrunchie too tight' joke

>Not making the WOC the lead of the play

DAS RASIS

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>Costars are always falling in love!
>Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner...

>>81422300
who said that? jesus the music hasnt been good in years
>mrs brady and greg
hehehehe

>>81422229
How many times has Smithers done shit to Burns that could legally fall under sexual harassment?

DE NADA

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Get your Frinkiac Simpsons reaction images ready, boys!

i liked that 8 bit, jazz & dream version of We Are The Champions

>Grindr
well, this show needs to die now

Hey alright! Sulu!

>That Takei

Dr. Bones, I'm GAY

>>81422347
never I guess? but the reverse? like, a lot.

what the fuck takei, have some DIGNITY

>cosplayed as hello kitty

comic book guy is cosplaying as kitty white now..

suddenly ralph can act again

>>81422488
it wasn't him voicing, they had a falling out with the Akira character

>>81422488
>what the fuck takei, have some DIGNITY

Takei fucked dignity years ago.

>>81420097
No you don't. The first season of Family Guy wasn't very similar to current Family Guy, which is why it was canceled and brought back in a second variety.

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>>81422518
>Akira
>tfw Bartkira is still a thing

I know you're talking about the sushi guy

awww no.. cmon.. no.. don't ruin this song too

Gee, how did I know it was going to be the only other gay man in Springfield?

It just had to be that guy huh?

>>81422530
did you see that fucking commercial he was in tonight where his head was superimposed over things

>>81422600
>>81422620
do u wish it was urselves?

kek he fall

When did Smingers stop sounding like Smingers?

>>81422644

Uh... no?

>>81422600
>>81422620
Was gonna say
They just showed a room full of potential characters and they fix him up with their token gay stereotype

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>>81422620
Hey, at least they didn't go and sully Karl's good memory.

>>81422548
no but it did have cutaway gags right away, and they were seen as novel.
>>81422518
i think i know takei when i hear him. also what are you talking about. how do you have a falling out with a character

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>>81418078
>they're still on the repopulation plot in Last Man on Earth
I can understand none of them knowing enough about medicine to realize Phil would've surely died of a staph infection even if the surgery had gone flawlessly, but it doesn't take a genius to realize there aren't enough people in their community to repopulate.

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What happened to Mr. Largo? Did they forget about him? Wasn't there a joke in a earlier season hinting that Smithers and Largo were seeing each other?

>>81422548
Family Guy was revived because people kept buying the old DVDs and watching it on [as]

>>81422662
When Harry Shearer stopped giving a fuck.

Like 20 years ago.

>>81422677
>tfw the writers actually wanted to bring Karl back to fill in some gay stereotype role.
Thank fuck the VA said no.

>>81422693

Yes there was, but no one gives a shit about Mr Largo anymore.

there was that one voiced by john ritter. i found him amusing
>>81422690
>petpetuating this myth
lack of genetic diversity is not a death sentence. nothing's going to befall your descendents that isn't happening to you now.

>>81422600
>>81422620
Come on, it's Hank Azaria with a gay Hispanic lisp! Isn't that loliest!?

>>81422693
>>81422722
Mr. Largo is relevant when they want him to be, but he does get more screentime in the HD seasons.

>>81422690

People still watch Last Cuck?

What race is the Bob's Burgers cast again?

>>81422700
I know. I was there.

It wasn't the same show. The original show had a maniacal baby with a british accent. I was poop.

what if smithers just shot burns and then himself?

that's how it would go down in real life t b h

>>81422693
hasn't shearer suffered enough in this episode?
>>81422717
which is pretty funny because harvey fierstein is like, the biggest gay stereotype this side of richard simmons. who isnt even gay, just loves being a faggot because it's funny.

>>81422759
It just got renewed for season three.

>>81422764
Dark and hairy.
Mediterranean maybe?

Who gives a fuck what PETA thinks?

Fuck PETA.

>>81422759
why not? pretty interesting show. had a lull but it got better
>>81422764
swarthy
probably bob is north african in some way. belcher's a french name. linda's full on jersey italian

Is Tress Macneillie the John Viener of The Simpletons?

>>81422816
>We're gonna have to shut this place down!
Do they even have any power?

i'm pretty sure cuba is.. NOT fond of faggotry

Did they just vaguely confirm where springfield is?

>>81422764
They're ... something, right?

>>81422839
I thought that was Hank Azaria

man I just cant get invested to this lisa plot

>>81422845

No, they just like to pretend they do.

>>81422845
same as all modern whiners have. they can basically terrorism you into submission and nobody will stop them

dammit they did the castro street joke already

also, this guy's being a dick considering burns literally raised smithers and he's been with him his entire life. no fucking shit he'd be attached

haha he's promiscuous

>>81422861
Hank Azaria for guy characters, Tress for women

>The Simpsons tries to be "progressive"
>Has stereotypical gay characters

BRAVO MATT

>Martin has Hulk hands

Nice callback.

>AM kindergarten does equus
i... may need to see that

>>81422906
Groening barely does dick for the show anymore.

>>81422906
>>81422941
If I ever see Matty G on the streets I will FUCK HIM UP

>>81422865
aaand evidently neither could the writers
and the A plot seems to have just resolved itself too

GET IT

IT WASNT ACTUALLY MILHOUSE

OKAY THAT ENDS LISAS PLOT

>What year are you from?

SHOO SHOO, SLIMEY LISA

>Wasn't Milhouse.
...What?

>>81422895
>Plus I heard they named a street after me in San Fransisco
>Aide whispers in ear
>ITS FULL OF WHAT?

>Noah Wyle

I wanna watch The Librarian movies nows

>>81422975

Good. Milhouse sucks. He doesn't deserve happiness.

>>81422936
Fucking pedo

>>81422849

Um actually, gay rights is more tolerable in Cuba especially when Fidel Castro himself urged the acceptance of homosexuality.

>>81422977
>Purpose of visit?
>Assassinate Castro.
That episode was pretty cool. This episode wasn't.

>>81423026
Hit too close to home Boco?

>>81423053

I've never liked him. He's a terrible friend, a whiny little jerk, and annoying.

>>81423026
Milhouse has fucked and even knocked up Lisa multiple times in multiple futures, so he's already got that much ahead of you, you terminal faggot.

Why does Smithers know Milhouse's name?

why is one of the mules blonde

>>81423126
It's a town of like 400 and they've been there for 30 years. obv's they've met before

>>81423040
the fuck. that is the opposite of what i was told.
whatever, it's nice to see those two on the same side. makes things nice and tidy. i'm sick of that three-way rockpaperscissors of racist-commie-homo animosity making it hard to be against them

>>81423081
Every character on the show is annoying. No one is likable. Bob Bulger does the same thing.

People are assholes so you hate them, but you don't have reason to like the family either.

>>81423126
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE

>It's not actually Milhouse

...what? Seriously, what? There was no buildup or anything.

I fucking love it when this show has recurring characters and it actually just feels like a natural way youd meet someone you've met before.
also hey louise's feet!

THERE IS NO BOUNCE HOUSE!


AND THERE'S NO JUICE!

Is Rudy's dad get his money back?

I love that Fox always shits out on me during Bob's Burgers

is big birthday parties really a thing? i never saw those when i was a kid.. if i went to a kid's party it was just him and me. and vice versa. and we didnt buy each other presents.

BAAAWWWBBBBY

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STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON

filthy disease-carrying flying rodents

Ha, stool pigeon. Thats funny.

Reminds me of Hank being scared of bats

>>81422732
>inbreeding is a myth
You're fucking retarded. The absolute minimum amount of people to have a colony that is genetically viable in the long term is 14,000-44,000 people.

Not 8.

>>81423375
jim dauterive seems to approve of them reusing a lot of KotH stories
i'm okay with it. same story, VERY different people.

>>81423375
or Stan being afraid of seagulls

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>>81423375
Since when have you heard of vampire pigeons?

>>81423395
uh huh. keep on spouting your 'science' and saying how right you are about everything and making up meaningless statistics with ludicrously high margins of error, based on something you have never tested and can never test, or even calibrate.
nevermind there's no more than 4 alleles of any gene.

>>81423395

Or a large sperm/egg bank.

>>81423441
You really don't understand how mutation works, do you?

>Calling it a bounce house

It's a fucking bounce castle! It even has towers!

>>81423510
It's a moon bounce retard

Oh Hey! It's Ranger Matt Danko!

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>>81423510

>>81423510

Its a hopping helium habitat, stupid.

>>81423495
it doesn't. that's the point.

>>81423510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_castle

btfo

Family Guy watcher here. What is this show and why haven't any of the kids gotten mauled yet? And where are the celebrity references?

signal cut out briefly. what was he saying about 'we dont need the generator if..' it came back and the girl was talking about her wallet, so.. something about duct tape

>>81423643
they have to seal it up with duct tape

>Wristy business
god dammit why didnt i think of that

>>81423643
>>81423680
oh i see, they just pinched it off.

wow gene can really jump

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>floaty bounce castle
This. Is. So. Awesome.

that's a damn good jump

That isn't how bounce houses work.

>tfw actually more interested in the pigeon plot

BOUNCE HOUSE PIRATES
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>>81423725

Nobody watches Bob's for the adults. The kid's shenanigans are what everyone watches for.

>>81423724
yeah obviously if you pump air in, air must come out, right? there's holes in the top or whatever

How would that even work? Doesn't it need to be on solid ground to bounce?

>>81423040

That's all for PR.

https://foreignpolicy.com/2014/07/03/cuba-wants-you-to-think-its-a-gay-paradise-its-not/

young bob is so fucking handsome

>>81423817
Air goes right through the material, and the seams. If the air didn't come out, then would be like balloons, which wouldn't be very fun.

did bart or homer moon anyone this week

>>81423828
it would bounce DIFFERENTLY for sure.

a pigeon covered in olive oil.. there's something.. biblical about that.

man theyre really lucky the health inspector isnt in this episode

see this is a super valid time to use CGI
>i'm with my dad this weekend and he doesn't have a dryer
oh god, that was me. i still remember the horrible smell of milk and fruity pebbles i wore that entire weekend because i forgot to bring a change of clothes
actually dad had a dryer in his building but the washer was broken

>>81423545
Ayup

>>81420097
>i still remember when family guy premiered, and everyone was like 'wow this is a new kind of humor. nobody does this. they'll just constantly cut away to other gags. that's really funny and unexpected'
>that was a great night actually.

The cut-a-way gags were pegged pretty early on as being a product of the Simpsons, which had some truly memorable ones. Lots of the early gags were damn funny too.

Family Guy also worked on another level as a parody of 80's sitcoms and the 80's were coming back into the vogue at the time, what with everyone who grew up then reaching their 30's and 40's.

Also, the Simpsons had entered season 9 or 10-ish, and wast starting to lose some its charm, and people were hungry for a new show.

The revived series has new writers- as the old ones left after the show was originally cancelled- and the new crew has taken the characters and much of the comedy in new directions.

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>>81423607
>From 2000-2015, there have been 64 bounce house accidents caused by wind, resulting in 271 injuries and 10 deaths

>>81423925
>Hugo finally having a real complaint about Bob's restaurant.

I think they'll save that for a season ender

ooh diseased chicken, thanks subway!

>>81424032

How could something so bright and cheerful be so deadly?

>>81423925

Meh, they don't even need a vet for the pigeon. Just some detergent.

two new eps in a row? nice!

>>81424016
family guy suffered a bit from losing povenmire too, but it really is a lot better in the last few years than it was right after it came back

Damn, Rudy.

>>81424073
though they'd still have to take care of it til it can secrete its own oils again.
really just swab the fucker down

wow, regular-sized rudy's really givin them the business. finally.

Oh Bob

>50 miles away
wouldnt that be in, like, another state?

oh god bob has made a new friend. he's gonna start doing the little keanu voice

oh shit, he's right. hitchcock? more like HACKcock

>>81424076
They delayed this season so many times back in the fal that now that they're reaching end of season they have to back-to-back them.

Fortunately Senpai Guy has a shorter than usual season and is already near its end so it can go on break for a while.

wow, schaal can do accents? she should do other characters that dont just sound like her

also thomas lennon is really kicking this out of the park

>>81424156
>>50 miles away
>wouldnt that be in, like, another state?

Maybe if you live some really tiny State.

>>81424224
yeah. and they're on the eastern seaboard where the states are tiny as fuck

aww its head is staying in place. they do that!~

>>81424224

They live in New Jersey.

do the dirty pigeon do the dirty pigeon

>>81424251
ima be honest with you guys now
the only reason i can't into birbs is theyre filthy
i would so take a bath with a pidge

That ending is why I don't like the show.

They ruined the kid's birthday with their selfishness and then they try to make it all better in the last moment.

Commit to the kids being assholes or don't have them be assholes.

>I Think Therefore I Jam

Thats a good one.

okay, the store-and-van and burger of the day in the last one? pretty weak
this one? tops. top shelf.

>>81424275

They're kids. Kids are natural sociopaths.

these belcher kids really have lives. i wonder what that would have been like growing up..

What the fuck is this schedule? Bordertown, Pooper, Simpsons, Burgers, Burgers, LMOE? Why wasn't Pooper put at 6 so that no one would accidentally have to watch it while tuning in for Simpsons?

>>81424275
I want to like the show because it keeps getting compared, on /co/ and elsewhere, to shit I actually do like (early simpsons/king of the hill/home movies) and actually has some crossover of cast/crew for the latter two, but every time I see an episode it either leaves me cold or just slightly pisses me off

I should maybe try binge watching it but I don't feel too enthused about that

>>81424350
They intentionally put the live-action between the cartoons so /co/fags dont change the chnanel

i just now noticed the flying burgers picture

>P-U-berty
goddammit

>>81420046
It was bad for a short while. Now it's pretty fucking great.

>>81424275
i like how louise has a heart. she'd be a shit otherwise. she's kinda like bart in the old seasons

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>two-butted goat
I'm not impressed.

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>>81424416

>all the kids are just here
contrived! i am not complaining.

>le all the kids we dont care about joining

two points deducted

>>81424357
It is like a combination of zombie Simpsun and Family Man.

See this Teddy character? He is an asshole who you have to hate. He is Bill Dauterive without the redeeming qualities. The sister is the same way. You have no reason to like them

Plots are worse than characters. The family is s'posed to be poor, but every other episode has them spending a lot of money for it to go nowhere.

Oh, and the writers think "butt" and "poop" are hilarious.

It blows.

regular-sized rudy's actor has no idea how inhalers work

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Ain't no goat and the restaurant will be covered in napkins

>>81424512
this wanker has not yet mastered bait

>>81424512
How is Teddy an asshole?

>Thug Funnie

kek

jesus christ takei, you didnt suck enough dicks tonight you have to suck taco bell's too?
you're a 78 year old japanese man, can you even EAT cheese?

meanwhile this cookie monster commercial is about twice as long as it needs to be

>>81424512

Hey, Teddy isn't an asshole. He's one of the more likable characters on the show.

how much you wanna bet some kid just saw a lady goat and misidentified its vagoo

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>>81424604

>>81424575
He is completely selfish. He just exists to make Bob's life worse and he isn't even Bob's friend.

How is he not an asshole?

>>81424573
No, fuckface, I am just not a 12 years old girl who thinks Bob Bulgers is funny because of potty jokes and annoying characters that are only around because they have to be.

Hit the nail on the head with that TLC jab.

oop. new ship. awesome.
>>81424647
that commercial wasnt bad.

someone's gonna wanna know the burger of the day and bob won't remember

honestly tina and zeke kinda works.

>>81424651
>he isn't even Bob's friend.
There was an entire episode that addresses this. Bob realizes Teddy is his best friend.

>teddy isnt an asshole!
>teddy is acting like an asshole right now

>>81424789
for the convenience of the plot

Teddy is just an asshole who is only around to make things bad for Bobs. He is to Bobs what Gayle is to Lydia.

Wow, that is a lot of poison fuckin ivy

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>John Cena will host a show where if you give up...
*DUN DUN DUNNNN MENACING MUSIC PLAYS*
>...you go home
Lol why

>>81424824
no, he's only an asshole in this episode for plot convenience

>>81424929

Fox loves their cheap reality shows.

>>81420091
No it's slog until the dinner theatre episode, which is the one before the cab.

SHOW US YOUR BU

>>81425093
honestly i liked it from scene 1: tina's rash and bob and linda's reaction thereto.
it all went up from there

>>81425037
When has he not been an asshole that went too far and made things worse?

Yeah. Fuck you, teddy-phile.

I like how they wrote three of the kids out the plot, like they overestmated how good they were at writing dialogue for them

Suddenly, customers out of nowhere.

>>81425167
when he was caught in the santa trap?
>>81425215
they served a purpose, and allowed lindaguy to have some more lines. but they werent necessary for the whole thing

this is a sweet ending
>Free mail
fufufu

>>81425167
Most of the time.

heh. hindsight.

>>81425272
He was an asshole and an idiot in that one.

Jimmy Jr's going to turn out gay right?

>>81418078
I love these rundowns in the OP.

Only reason I come to these threads.

the way their chin-lines represent exactly nothing, especially in profile or when their mouths move, is kinda disturbing

Annnnnd now I switch to Adult Swim.

Great writing. They went back the hilarious "fart-mony" joke and the butt talk paid off.

Who the fuck finds this childish shit funny? South Park has spoiled me with its actually funny humor.

>Kristen Schaal back to back

I could get used to no Senpai Guy

RATE ALL EPISODES, FAGGOTS!

>>81425404
Not yet cuck

>>81425404
Simpsun: -(99^99)/10
B Bulger 1: -100/10
B Bulger 2: -200/10

>>81425348
i'm so fucking tired of people confusing friendly attachment with romance, gay or otherwise. it's an insult to friends AND lovers.

anyway, since when is a male fertility test real

>>81423876
bump

Boy were my forearms dry!

>>81425404
Can't rate without Last Cuck on Earth. It's nice to see January Jones be the cuck for once.

Melissa's getting thirsty desu

damn, tandy can jerk it 3 times in one day?

>>81425455
didn't you watch king of the hill

it measures the amount of sperm in semen

>>81425455
Part of the "humor" on these shows is that the characters do gay things because gay is funny for reasons.

>>81425499
I could before I turned 25 and my test dropped to old man levels.

Why are these shows so mean-spirited?

>>81425499

You can't?

hahahaha why does she draw noses like that. that's not even the kind of nose she has herself.

>Caring about Muhsoggyknees
>In 2020

I MEAN COME ON

Oh god that picture....

>>81425531
ditto. maybe not on demand but i could pull it off when i had to

how old is this guy?

holy shit janet reno

>>81425506
you can have it done in a LAB with a MICROSCOPE yeah. there's no home kit. what's it gonna do, if it turns purple you have more than 200 million?

i kinda feel bad for todd. what's it like being a big fucking fatass with two women into you, and you didnt actually technically cheat on one because you were separated, and you dont wanna fuck the shit up

Melissa or Gail?

>>81425595
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/spermcheck-fertility-home-sperm-test/ID=prod6094323-product

YA BLEW IT TANDY

>>81425664
well let's look at the situation
two men left alive, four women.
pret-ty sure you can justify bigamy. biblemens did it. it's okay when it's necessary.

>Anthony Michael hall ages 80 years
>John Stamos is still young

STAMOS!

>>81425686
the FUCK. how does it work?
>not for contraceptive use
lulz.
why the fuck does it want you to leave it sitting for 20 minutes? isnt time sorta.. of the essence? or is that part of the point, like if theyre no good after 20 youre fucked.

Wonder why they're "date" dropping now..

Todd is such a bro

todd is destroying me right now

aaaand my captchas are in flagged mode again. dammit.
the fuck is this "click verify once there's none left" shit

>you will never have as much game as Todd

>Have you ever had an injury to the gronn?

>she's actually adapting to him
bless you carol

Ohhhh okay. there's apparently a surface protein on sperm cells, and you can detect it and mix it with colloidal gold of all things, to produce a red pigment. if it's red enough to be visible, you're good. the redder the better. that is nuts!

>mentos
They don't seem to be making him any fresher.

(they must be expired)

OH MY GOD TODD'S JUST RAKING IT IN

no todd. bad todd.

DANG TODD CONTROL YOURSELF

he cant keep getting away with this

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kissu

tandy
did you miss the part about excessive masturbation draining your batteries?
you're not 'focusing'

ffff this was a predictable lie

it really IS the last cuck on earth holy shit

Dammit tandy, don't backpeddle into being a shithead again

kyakkies

Goddamn Todd, you ultra-cuck.

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

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This entire hour of Bob's Burgers reminded me why I love the show. These two episodes just felt...right. I can't explain it, but these two stood out.

so he wants an orgy?

"BUT NOW I'M A HOOKER!"

H E 'S B A C K

huh. not the time, the place, or the way i expected this to happen

NUT PUNCH!

NUT PUNCH

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RATE THE EPISODES (NO SENPAI GUY EDITION)

BorderScarface: 7/10
Pooper: didntwatchlol/10
Lisablanca: 4/10
Sal's Sliders Part 1: 8.5/10
Gerard's Gyros Part 2: 8/10
Last Sperm: 8/10

NEWS

Soccer chick busted for drinking and driving

>the winner of American Idol is Uncle Stinky

>>81426483
Bordertown - 6/10
Pooper Garrett - lolno/10
Simpsons - 2/10
Teddy's Turds 1 - 6/10
Teddy's Turds 2 - 7/10
LMOE - 8/10
Local News - Opening Day

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>change channel to [as]

WE

NOW

RETURN

TO

(got in an hour and a half late, borderwall and simpletons are on DVR)
Bob's Burglars 9/10
Gene's Buttgoat 8/10
Last Sperm on Earth 5/10

NEWS:
Officer got shot, shooter is dead

Trump

>>81426483
>Bordertown
Didn't watch/10

>Coopers Guide to Disturbing my Animation Block
Won't watch/10

>Simpsons
6/10 kinda sweet despite the status quo ending, at least it stayed focused on its plot and didn't abort it's way through 3 or 4 unrelated plots.

>Bob's Burgers: Bounce [Insert Regional Name]
8/10 solid episode, always enjoy Rudy episodes.

>Bob's Burgers: Stand By My Two Butts
9/10 great episode, lots of fun and both plots were solid.

>Last Cuck
Switched to AS/10

>>81426483
Bordertown - >implying/10
Trooper Burnett - Who?/10
Samsons - 2/10
Bob's Bouncy Castle - 8/10
Bob's Butts - 10/10
Last Man (No Birth) - 6/10
News - Some shitty house in a podunk town is falling off a cliff.

>>81427102
Anybody got streaming link for stand by gene?

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Martin was a little too excited this week.

Holy crap Harry simply can't do Smithers' voice anymore

>Homer and the others doing actual work

After like 25 years of the plant being treated as a joke that just feels extremely weird.

>>81428963
Can't tell if it's his extreme apathy, age, or if he just legit no longer has a handle on how most of his characters should sound because of how fucklong the show's been continuously running.

I'm not incredibly bothered by a lot of his characters, like Smithers obviously, sounding deeper now because like 10 years ago I think the opposite was the case, with Burns and others sounding too high, and I find that more annoying. But it's kind of ridiculous/ballsy how deliberately monotone he plays everyone now.

>>81430296
>tfw Harry Shearers is sick of working on The Simpsons, but he needs to, because he needs the money.

I'm sure most of the VA's are like that, but Shearers is the oldest.

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>gay Homer
>not Guy Incognito
I HAD to say this. There could be another callback but I forgot what it was, it was that important. Now rip in piss thread,

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ALSO they finally showed where Springfield is in a map. Remember when that used the be a thing, the Springfield location being undisclosed? Remember when the show was good?

>>81434349

It moves around. Stop pretending like old simpsons didn't do this

What the fuck are you people still doing here?