Who do you choose to fuck, marry and kill, /co/?

>>81417850
Fuck Jason because he's a bad boy and that's what bad boys are for
Marry Dick because he's old reliable
Kill Tim because Tim is useless and if you ever had sex with him the universe would implode

>>81418110
This

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>>81417850
fuck dick, marry dick, kill jason and tim

Kill Jason, fuck Dick, marry Tim.

>>81418149
What this guy said.

>>81417850
Fuck Dick, Marry Jason, Kill Timm. Jason Todd's wife sounds like a fun life full of adventure and Timm's shit in the nu52.

Fuck Jason, marry Dick, kill Tim

This isn't hard at all

>>81418149
The only right answer.

>>81418110
I was going to kill Jason and fuck Tim but after thinking about it this guy is right

Why is Jason beating Dick?

>>81417850
Fuck Jason
Marry Tim
Kill Dick

Fight me.

>>81418211
Yeah, give me a more complicated choice OP.

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Wish you asked this earlier

>>81418152
>>81418248
>Timfags

Are we talking about pre-Morrison Tim Drake, when he mattered, or current, limp Tim who only barely gets characterization in Batman weeklies, and is otherwise savaged by a Teen Titan run nobody anywhere reads?

Because I'd still fuck or marry him over any era of Jason Todd ever.

Jason Todd was a horrible character from Day 1 and always will be. Even his character clone Damian is a better character.

>>81418429
>Timfags

>>81417850
I suppose I'd fuck Tim, since he's the most girly. Then I'd kill Jason Todd, then marry Dick Grayson and kill him and Tim. I'll make it lookl ike a murder/suicide and that way I'll get Grayson's money.

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>>81417850
>Marry Jason, Fuck Dick,Kill Tim.
Dick would be more reliable,but i am gay as shit for Jason.

>>81418460
>grandpa cocksuckers

>>81418707
I'm a Dickfag, but I actually think Jason would be the more reliable one out of the two. Dick's a slut.

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Fuck Jason
Marry Dick
Kill nu52Tim, holdhands with Marcus to Tim.

>>81418305
>that bead of sweat

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>>81418945
Alfred gets fussy whenever master bruce is playing with his friends

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>>81417850
I'd prefer they fuck each other
>a Robinpile is like guilt free incest.

So easy - fuck Jason, marry Dick, kill Tim. Raise my precious son Damian

>>81418212
True, but for good measure, you should kill Damian.

>>81419036

aww shit, did Jiro finally make something new??

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Marry Dick, Fuck Tim til he cries, Kill Jason since he's got a reputation for coming back to life. Then fuck him. Raise Damian with Dick.

>>81419357
>guilt free
Where's the fun in that

>not marrying jason
>not wanting to help him get his life back on track and running away to Canada to live a cozy peaceful life
Plebs

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>>81419036
>is Superman videotaping himself raping Batman?

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>>81422016
This
It's like when you're reading a chinese cartoon incest manga and the author pulls a "They're not blood related".

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>All these people choosing to mary Dick.

Do you really want to mary this man? Just fuck him and get it out of your system, he'll probs cheat on you. Mary Jason he's probably starved for affection.

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>>81422098
>believing the "troubled guy can change" myth
I see there's a woman in the thread

>>81422337
He's a murderer!

Fuck Jason because you just know that he's into some wild shit.
Marry Dick so that I could get that dick on the regular.
Kill Tim because he's useless.

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>>81417850

Fuck Dick (he's probably the most submissive)
Marry Carrie Kelley
Kill Stephanie Brown (for good this time)

>>81417850
none of them, because i'm not a faggot.

>>81418228
Because Dick is for beating.

>>81422661
That just means you only have to deal with a bully once.

>>81422763
If we're widening to the rest of the Batfamily - fuck Dick, marry Bruce and kill Cass.

>>81423122
>marry a paranoid autist

Not even if he's hot.

>>81423213
Is it paranoia when people like Talia are part of your life?

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>>81417850
Marry Jason and Dick.
Make Tim a sex slave/pet to torment.