New Oglaf

http://pastebin.com/TXDdLXxK

I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>81406218
Where's the Sexy Losers necrophiliac guy when you need him?

This would probably make your regular D&D crew much more uncomfortable than Spheres of annihilation or level drain enemies.

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>>81406470
>He doesn't like magical realms

>>81406737
>wanting mummy rot

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>>81406903
Embrase it

>>81406987
Mummy rot is a curse, not a disease. Nothing alive there for Papa Nurgle to love.

>>81406987
Uncle Nurgle loves us

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>>81406218

>tfw mummification fetish
>no good porn ever

fml

>>81406903
No, no, it's mummy rUt! You've heard it wrong!

>>81406253
Who wrote this?

>>81406218
>I woke up like this

This is the the hardest I've laughed at Oglaf since the gnomes and the dragon dildo/fleshlight.

>>81406218
We need some hydration. Stat.

>>81407783
Because they're dried out, or because they're thirsty?

>>81408014

I think we all know the answer to that question.

____both____

>>81407264
Do tell.

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>>81406218

>>81406218
My mummified dick appreciates this.

>>81408219

I don't mean fucking dried corpses, sorry. Just wrapping live people up in bandages and watching them squirm and moan. It's super hot.

>>81407264
Just stick it into a bag of beef jerky.

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A relationship with a mummy wouldn't be so bad. But I'd keep it under wraps from the family.

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Don't you niggas remember Nefertina? Mummy-waifus aren't new.

>>81409132
just super super rare

>>81408492
Fuck you

>>81409132
Nefertina needs more art.

>>81406737
>Dio and Jonathan

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>>81406218

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Everybody loves a MILF

>>81409174
>panties
>implying she wasn't always going commando

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>>81409398
>ywn sweep a 3000 year old dead lady off her feet

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>>81409418

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Her snow queen is awesome.

>>81409562
I'm aware that they had them back then.

I'm saying she didn't use them.

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>>81409778
I suppose it was probably hot as shit in ancient Egypt

>>81409305
that's literally the point you fucking prole

>>81409596
I just want them to bring back the Apprentice

I have an unironic fetish for skeletons. I will count these as close enough, thanks.

>>81410366
only jerk off to skeletons if you have their consent beforehand

>>81408455
What a let down.

>>81410404
Does Gal Gadot even have a public email address?

>>81407062
Uh. Many of Nurgle's diseases are warp magic in nature. That qualifies them as curses.

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RIP TOMB KINGS FUCK GW

>>81406903
>not having disease immunity

>>81410350
The apprentice died.

>>81412280
and?

>>81412280
It would just be nice to have another apprentice or something, the ongoing plot was pretty fun. More of the leach doctor would be good too.

>>81412280

I thought he was in a coma.

>>81406253
damn son

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Dem bones.

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>>81416355

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>>81409132
Neither are mummy-daughterfus.

Mummies just don't get enough appreciation.

>>81410350
Not until Trump gets out of office

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>>81417382

>>81412280
>>81413003
>>81413713
He's coming back. It was announced twice on the twitter, and apparently they've just been working on another long arch with him.

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>>81418980
Two tweets confirming were from 2012 and here's a 2015 one.
https://twitter.com/Oglaf/status/594396264080375809

>>81406218
looking past all the mummyfufags, actually a good punchline

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>>81408492