Homestuck discussion, because that shit important right here.

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Actually it ends with everyone getting sucked into an MMO.

>>81404445
This is so fake. What happens is plausible, but it being a real leak is so unlikely.
Why would they only tell us this now? The guest artists were commissioned months ago at the least.

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Will Jake help Die live up to his name?

>>81404549
The real question is
What will happen to Ms Paint

>>81404565
Jake is going to shoot her.

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davejade

>>81404628
JadeDave has sunk forever.
You'll get a poly ending at the most.

>>81404713
>sunk forever
>two updates in a row with it rising out of the depths like that one ship in that one disney movie

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>>81404713
Good thing DaveJade is going strong then

>>81404732
Why is this cropped

>>81404732
Is it the full of it, it look like there is more to this comic?

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>>81404776
Motherfucking puppies

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>>81402565
I'm a davespritefag and I'm very happy with how things turned out

He suffered long enough, in a doomed timeline, than for 3 years where he was a second rate dave who was disregarded by most of his friends. Now he gets to be happy as a new being with a much deeper understanding of themselves/dave as a whole and is at peace with all those dead-end existences by seeing where they fit in to the big picture.

Let's be real here, he wouldn't of been able to get over his issues the way he was, with his narrow individual viewpoint. He couldn't solve his problems the way a living growing human could, because he wasn't the living growing dave. He was a doomed dave, a ghost. He would be stuck in that state forever or die. How could he form an individual identity from dave without literally becoming a new person? Because he was literally dave. But not THE dave of that timeline. Not the one that gets to live and grow and do all the dave things. It was an existential issue stemming from magical nonsense (time shenanigans), so it could only be solved by more magical nonsense.

I guess people thought he would become satisfied with his life by tackling his issues the normal way, through growth and development, the way someone with their own life does. But he was everything but normal, he was a magic ghost that was a copy of someone else, and his problem was the farthest thing from normal possible.

AR had pretty much the same issue that was solved the same way. If he couldn't be THE dirk, but still had to exist as a dirk alongside him, it was better to become a new person altogether.

And I love seeing how his personality meshes with nep, her enthusiasm bringing out his goofiness from under the mask of irony he hid behind. They're having so much fun now.

>but he isn't hot anymore
that's why fanart exists

>>81404732
oh hey this artist. where are they now?

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>>81404808
Moved on to other things, I think Zootopia now.

>>81404789
I like the idea of Dave struggling to contain his army of dog mutant offspring

It's cute in some ways.

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What did she mean by this?

>>81404861
TH4NKS DOC

>>81404841
I like the idea finding satisfaction in his tumultuous life by being a housewife.

>>81404861
It means that she was ready to sacrifice her love for Karkat if it resulted in saving his life.

>>81404881
>housewife
>wife

>>81404861
She wanted to be free.

>>81404903
Yes, wife.
Jade has very clear ideas about who's in charge in that relationship.

>>81404445
>Someone leaked some tidbits of the final EOA6 flash
>>Meenah escapes and finds (Vriska) again.


(Vriska) is double dead you fucking dingus. If you're gonna keep buying into shit, I have some shares for my big, smelly diarrhea I have brewing in my arse. Shit shares, shares! Fifty bucks a pop, getcher shit shares here!

>>81404841
>dave's deep-seated fear of dogs means he's never able to properly connect with his kids or Jade
>feels apprehensive around them, leading him to fuck them up as much as he was fucked up by Bro

>>81404928
We don't know if she's dead.

>>81404928
>(Vriska) is double dead you fucking dingus.
Uh?

Meeting GO! Terezi guarantee that you you are double dead? Since when?

>>81404928
We don't know if she is dead, you dingus.
Doesn't change that the leak is true or not., despite all of it sounding plausible.

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You're all going to be heartbroken when Dave tells a flirty Jade that he can't reciprocate because he's in love with Karkat. Just as much as she will be.

>>81404965
>he's in love with Karkat
>JADE: You won't be when I'm done with you!

>>81404965
Not as much as Karkat will be when Dave picks Jade over him
Because at this point let's face it, Jade's way better than Karkat.

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>>81404944
>>81404958
>>81404964
Yeah, nah, just the whole dreambubble collapsing around them. But I'm sure dreambubble ghosts can survive just fine without a dreambubble.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure we last saw them in a very anime fade to white explosion death scene.

>>81404985
It was left vague. We don't actually know what happened other than then meeting up.

>>81404980
>DAVE: and also say ANOTHER best friend is a girl you feel like you had kind of a special relationship with but you ALSO hadnt seen in three years
>but you ALSO hadnt seen in three years
>but
Dave stopped having feelings for Jade after getting fucked by Karkat for 3 years. Alien dick > Dog dick

>>81405028
yeah, and now she's back and he's starting to remember what he's been missing.
Karkat was a fling because there were no other options. A literal pairing of the spares.

>>81404985
>just the whole dreambubble collapsing around them
things that didn't happen for 1000

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>>81404985
>Yeah, nah, just the whole dreambubble collapsing around them
Uh?
Are you talking about the cracks being seen at the end? They can be seen from all Dreambubbles, regardless of whether or not thay are being destroyed.

Fuck we just saw a ghost army walking toward the cracks, they are no indication that the bubble is collapsing, they are mark of the destruction of other dream bubble who can be see by other dream bubble.

>>81405028
How would he know, he's been now with one person for three years, and only because every other person was either taken or his sister.

Jade has put the idea of them in his mind, and it'll take over.

>>81405043
Yes, but that extreme level of glow on them indicates close proximity to the cracks themselves

>>81405066
>Seriously thinking SJW Hussie will sink a gay ship in favor of a straight one and leaving Karkat miserable at this point

>>81405094
Is this like the narrative where he hates jade, despite having two updates where she gets both character development, but also a solid chance at all the things she likes?

Let's face it, I had that defeatist attitude too, but at this point it looks like Hussie is going to turn things around for the better.

>>81405071
It means that they are close to a place where a lot of dreambubble were destroyed. I mean, it could mean that they are next, but we know LE is busy with a ghost army.

so [S] Suckerstabs tonight, right?

>>81405107
Keep your hopes down. Davekat has like an 75% chance of happening versus 25% for Davejade. He wouldn't have gone through the whole trouble of making Dave come out of the closet just for him to end up with a girl at the end.

>>81405094
>leaving Karkat miserable
I mean
It's not like there's a shortage of girls wanting to fuck Karkat

>>81405136
Dave never came out of the closet

>>81405136
>Dave come out of the closet
But he didn't. Hussie teased it but never followed through, and by the time it should have gotten anywhere, Jade's back and flirting with him. Sorry bro, but the only people Hussie was baiting was the tumblr you're so afraid of. A little bit of Davekat to keep it interesting while keeping the ending he actually planned for back years ago.

>>81405137
When Karkat falls in love with someone he never lets go, especially if someone else steals them away from him. Just look what happened with Terezi in the other timeline.

>>81405137
Name one that's still alive.

>>81405136
Too bad Dave never came out of the closet and all the hints never gave an outright confirmation, and now with it finishing up and Jade looking to be the one striding to the finish line, Jade looks to be the winner of the Davebowl. As it should be because that's the one he fucking built up.

>>81405094
>>Seriously thinking SJW Hussie
>There are people who still believe this is true.
I mean, he intorduced bisexual Trolls and a gay Kanaya early on in Act 3/Act 4.

If he is SJW now, he already was then.

>>81405136
>Dave being out of the closet
>When he already told John he isn't gay

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>>81405158
So what you're saying is that Karezi is endgame.

So if you don't think Dave was trying to come out of the closet, what do you think he wanted to ask Dirk here, right after alluding to Dirk being gay?

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009822

>>81405175
John asked him if he had *turned* gay, Dave said no because he backpedaled due to insecurity/was always into dudes/is bi, pick your choice.

>>81405179
Piggy confirmed Karezi was dead

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>>81405137
>>81405162
::::^)< hello, it's me nepeta and I am going to permadie lol

I mean, if Dave was gay, yet the Dave part of Davepetasprite is clearly hot for Jade, and is also the Dave that is tapped into the Daveian oversoul, does that mean Jade is a man?

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Wait, aren't Miitomo basically Nintendo's attempt to create Auto-Responder for everyone?

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reminder that all fantrolls are real

>>81405224
>Not knowing that bisexuality is a thing

>>81405224
It means Dave is Bi.

>>81405197
>Ignoring Karkats tantrum at the thought of him and Dave dating
lol

>>81405242
even my one that is vriskas and tavros secret love child

>>81405247
>Ignoring that Karkat acted just as cagey when people asked him about him and Terezi, and Vriska said that he was "the worst offender" at wanting to keep his relationships private and that the tantrum was a tryhard means to cover it up
kek

>>81405220
There's nothing implicating she wants to fuck Karkat.

Besides, knowing Vriska that relationship would just be abusive. Like all her other ones.

>>81405242
a lot have more thought put into them compared to the canon trolls. which is not saying much actually and is a bad thing since those designs could be original instead of fanshit.

>>81405224
Well it certainly means that Dave is destined to screw the pooch.

>>81405234
AR's modus operandi was trolling

>>81405197
He's clearly just curious about how his brother came out and is using his friends as an example since he doesn't know the others as well.

>>81405266
>trusting anything Vriska says
Hey guys, remember how she claims that Karkat and Terezi as a married couple?
Or that Kanaya had a crush on Tavros?

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>>81405268
fantrolls are already jokes by design so its not like its hard to make a decent fantroll

>>81405286
I stand by my point.

>>81405266
>Believing anything Vriska says on relationships when time and time again it's been shown she has no idea what the fuck she's talking about
lmao

Man, I don't like davekat either but you guys are delusional.

>>81405197
It could be anything. "How do you tell your friends [anything about yourself that could make them reject you]" is the question as I see it. Dave is highly insecure about many aspects of his life, just because he pointed out sexuality as Dirk's main drag doesn't necessarily mean that Dave is conflicted about his own preferences.

I actually like gay Dave and have always wanted it to be canon, but I won't pretend that he came out of the closet there. It's just too vague and can be interpreted any way the reader chooses.

>>81405267
>claims that Karkat is flirting with her, despite it being platonic hatred

Not defending the guy, but I can see him not doing shit when LE is targetting Vriska during the flash.

>>81405312
I mean, the people going "Dave won't be gay, it's too late in the story to dump a whole nother arc" seem to be mostly right. It has no indication that it's going to go anywhere.

>>81405319
Dave is insecure about coming out as an unironic furry.

>>81405324
I can't see Karkat letting a tactical advantage be wiped out just because said tactical advantage is a cunt.

That's not the sign of a good threshecutioner.

who's ready for the update today

I hate davekat but I've accepted that it'll be endgame because I'm not a complete fucking retard unlike you guys with 0 reading comprehension skills and assloads wishful thinking. The butthurt on these threads when its confirmed endgame will be lulzy.

>>81405359
This post is quite ironic.

>>81405359
here your (you)

>>81405350
Literally like, half his social group are furries. His dad is a fucking brony.
He'd have to be a particularly depraved furry to be that insecure.

>>81405312
This. Ship is too forced hard.

It would be a miracle if it won't happen. Too bad we are the minority and everyone else wants this ship to happen.

>>81405384
Dave's fetishes are really fucked up, to the point where they make Jade look pure.

John is gay. Anybody who thinks otherwise is delusional.

>>81405429
>everyone
A small portion on tumblr and reddit isn't everyone. MSPAF unanimously hated it, as did the other little pockets. Probably why he mostly avoided it and did more dave/jade teasing these updates instead.

>>81405441
Tumblr is like 80% of the fanbase.

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>>81405439
Is John delusional?

>>81405449
Is it?

>>81405441
Don't forget according to multiple sources Hussie actually hates tumblr.

I mean actually, if you think about it, it'd make sense. Hussie's an old dude who's most previous works were stuff they'd find "problematic". Force him to take it down, and so to get back he baits them and subtly insults them (see: The dancestors) while doing what he wants and still making money off them.

>>81405441
MSPAF unanimously hated JohnRoxy and they are still JohnVris/Karezi shippers.

>>81405452
John is just in the closet clearly. He can't outright say it because he's afraid.

>>81405441
Didn't Piggy say he didnt give a shit about the forums and never went there anymore anyway?

>>81405465
I thought JohnRoxy was well received over there

>>81405464
I think Hussie hates the whole fanbase. But he actually looks at tumblr, considering that's where he went to look for artists to hire/do guest art.

>>81405468
Man she basically said he hates every major place the fandom lurks in. So basically he hates us all.

>>81405441
>MSPAF unanimously hated it
Is this why Hussie has killed mspaf?

Where is Aradia not-hsg

A'ight

You know what this is for

I'm telling them everything I saw


The Felt get all dragged by some force to the center of Incipisphere and their green torsos combine into one big muscular body.

Lord Jack's eyes pop out and together with the gold cane fly towards this body and rest atop its neck/into its hand respectively.

Condy's powers leave her, float towards the newly formed body, enter it and make it flashy.

In the furthest ring LE suddenly drops like a lifeless puppet as everyone looks in confusion.

The green, flashy body with pool balls and the cane honks loudly.

I'M ALREADY HERE

>>81405513
I think there's two of her now. We know one is with the ghost army.

>>81405524
Nope, still just one (if you are talking about the one who welcomed the kids on the meteor). there is nothing that made her branch out so far.

Sollux is a werider case. I can't honestly figure out what the retcon has done to him. I mean, pre-retcon, his case was already a nutjob, him being mentally connected to his sprite self merged with Eridan and all...

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>>81405487
I think he hates the importance attached to the comic/himself more than he hates actual fans on an individual level. He's just some guy sitting in a basement making a little joke comic about kids playing a video game that takes over reality, and then thousands of fans of the comic literally take over reality and start affecting internet fandom in new and horrifying ways. I'd be a very pissed off recluse in his shoes too.

>>81405564
I get John and Rose, but is Roxy Ironman because people tend to ship Cap and Iron together?

And is Kanaya Hulk because the movie shipped Black widow and Hulk together?

>>81405627
notta clue, never watched a cape movie myself
I just think hulk kanaya is hilarious

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>>81405627
Alcoholic scientist. I think that's the extent of the joke.

>>81405564
is this a freedompost or am i just seeing things that aren't there

>>81405653
I had missed that. dumb me, well spotted.

>>81405627
>I just think hulk kanaya is hilarious
It's a secret Jadeblood power.

>>81405668
It's you.

>>81405465
>JohnVris/Karezi shippers

Well at least they have good taste.

>>81405698
>JohnVris
>Good
Nice joke

>>81405698
THEY ARE DEAD MAN, THEY ARE DEAD!

>>81405702
It's not just good.

It's the 8est.

>>81405702
At least it's not Johnkat.

>>81405718
Fuck off Vriska John already said he hates you.

>>81405668
>John is a breath player
>John is Cap
>Captain Amercia
>Amercia is the land of freedom
>Breath has something to do with freedom

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>>81405757
Reminder that Breath has nothing to do with Freedom

Why did Hussie decide to do a 3 day break? Is it just to build up anticipation, or what?

>>81405818
He want us to suffer one last time.

>>81405818
THE BRIEFPAUSE WILL LAST UNTIL 4/6 NEXT YEAR

>>81405818
he's getting his affairs in order

>>81405862
Who's he cucking?

>>81405886
(You)

>>81405550
>a little comic about kids playing a videogame
lol

>>81405550
A this point, it's a reenactment of the Ghost army.

>>81405955
The ghost army is exclusively trolls, but yeah, good call.

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This panel is good. I like paper's panels the most, they get the balance between smoothness and sketchiness right.

I guess the only issue is that she draws heads as circular rather than ovals like they should be.

I wonder, are there any dudes on the art team? Or women on the music team? I've noticed they seem to be kind of gender imbalanced.

>>81405818
Brief Pause?
See you all in a year then.

>>81405975
Are we sure of that? I mean, the kids provided less alternate timelines, but there was still a few, there might be some in the army. nothing forbid it.

>>81406020
Most of them were killed by LE in Caliborn: Enter, I think.

I've already seen a bunch of pictures from the con that was held in my city this weekend but no Homestuck cosplayers so far...

>>81405564
>Homestuck 2.0: civil war
>team roxy: "breath has everything to do with freedom"
>team john: "breath has NOTHING AT ALL"
>hussie has been making this as a fighting game to end the franchise in good vibes

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>>81406004
Yeah that's right but not everything can be perfect.
I have a problem with the lack of bridge in Dave's shades and the overly round way they're drawn. They look like huge black-hole eyes.

But it's such a minor complaint! I love this art.

>>81406073
Apparently Dave's expression is a callback to that one pixel smile.

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>>81404861
It is time?

If Jade really reminds Hussie of his new gf like someone in the last thread claimed then Dave/Jade is looking more likely than it has in a long time.

Seeing as Dave is basically Hussie's self-insert (beyond his actual self-insert, obviously).

Let's end this debate once and for all:
https://strawpoll.me/7267593

I wonder if there will be a credits sequence.

>>81406212
>its a flash with all selfies

>>81406135
>implying cocknaya isn't his self-insert

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>>81406055
If it wasn't for how fucking retarded trademark law is in America, we could've had "Homestrife," a Street Fighter game with Homestuck characters

>>81406283
Like it would ever have been finished.

>>81406110
I noticed, yeah. Was this confirmed by the artist?

Will you cry when it's over, anons?

>>81406308
Yeah, papers said on her personal tumblr.

>>81406135
Uh, that sucks because Roxy was supposed to be Rachel's insert. I guess she will be irrelevant in the ending.

>>81406135
Karkat is like Hussie's pet, so Davekat still seems just as likely.

>>81406212
There is this already
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/credits.html
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/soundcredits.html
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/artcredits.html

>>81406309
Of course not, don't be silly.

>>81406341
That isn't a credits sequence, though.

>>81406326
>Uh, that sucks because Roxy was supposed to be Rachel's insert.
uh... No?

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What did he mean by this?

>horsecatska is stuck in my head
fucking why

>>81406353
Uh, but have you considered...... yes???

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>>81406073
The artist that did the Karkat panels kind of fucked it up though.

>>81406376
He means we have a hiatus until the 4th of June.
The Brief Pause.
So its back to waiting and sobbing quietly as we beg for it to end.

>>81406351
Kid radd had one, now that I think about it.
http://www.bgreco.net/kidradd/flash601.htm

Even if it wasn't that big, it was made as to reflect the meta of Video games.

jesus fucking christ are you guys STILL delusional about homestuck being gay

davekat is endgame, come to terms with it

>>81406385
He looks like a fucking toddler. Mallory is the worst of the three, by far.

>>81406410
We're just pretending to be retarded ipgd, you take us more seriously than we deserve.

>>81406410
A man has to have hope.

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>>81406410

>>81406446
well, dont.

>>81406410
Is davekat going to be "beyond the quadrants"?

>>81406410
>davekat is endgame
you heard it folks, you can stop arguing now.

Also did you finish your hannibal fanfic?

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>>81406410
>>81406457

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>>81406410
Will Hussie turn John into a woman and he will be disturbed by it but Roxy will still be okay with it so it will be okay?

When is Homestuck going to turn ME gay?

Dave<3<Karkat
Dave<3Jade

There's still hope

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>>81406410
If I'm forced to accept davekat, then I may have to acknowledge my own homosexual nature.
davekat shipping is a microaggression, don't intrude upon my safe space

>Homestuck Ends
>Years in the future...
>We see the characters as adults
>Dave is now a woman

>>81406486
Homestuck has already established that Dave is not into the Troll Quadrant shipping.

Think about it, if Dave and Karkat end up together, he will not let Karkat fill his other love quadrant.

>>81406514
Dave was pushing John<3<Karkat, I think he's okay with it now.

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Fight back against the Yaoi Agenda

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>>81406477
almost

>>81406479

>>81406410
Between hussie playing a joke and just spaghetting a shipping we prefered the first but w/e.

>>81406410
>>81406457
welp, then I can finally commit suicide

fuck seven years for this shit

>>81406410
Dave isn't fucking gay. Quit trying to trick us.

>>81406570
davekat is good, sorry that your gay and a piece of shit? f*ckhead? get f*ccked smallmouth

>>81406586
Savage
Tell hussie ill make davekat more foreshadowed in my adaptation of A6 btw

>>81406573
this desu. you have to be a fool to believe davekat is actually a thing.

>>81406618
nobody cares about your fanfic

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What if DaveKat but no fucking? Would that make you feel less intimidated?
Two people be affectionately devoted to each other without having sex.

Pale davekat is endgame. Red davejade will be endgame. Pale is a relationship so it's still technically gay.

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>yfw davekat really is endgame
>yfw he actually did it
>the absolute madman

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>>81406618
>davekat wasn't foreshadowed

>>81406637
>!WDRACLOACA
I don't remember, is that the actual trip of ipgd? Quick, make us an original drawing with one of the ugly faces you use to draw.

>>81406646
Dave has been obsessed with cock ever since he was introduced. He's probably sucking Karkat's dick every night.

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>>81406637
WHAT ABOUT

THIS

PI- I MEAN NEREVAR

THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT FANFICTION

>>81406646
dave and karkat definitely havent fucked yet, because they are both way too beta. they could even die virgins, it is so bad

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>>81406646
thats like saying equius and nepeta dont fuck
impawssible

>>81406676
I am not sure... is this would montage about how Aradia an Equius wouldn't work out, but she is okay with dating Sollux and maybe Rufioh? It's not like anyone was ever arguing the opposite...

I am not sure the message of this collage is very straightlined.

>>81406678
Is dying a virgin Heroic or Just?

>>81406715
its wizardly

>>81406668
Honestly if he didnt spend so much focus on karkat/dave/terezi and penis ouija i would call it a good foreshadow. davextavros makes more sense to me, i dunno.

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I just realized that we've only 40 non-flash pages left and that Dave hasn't gotten out of the closet yet.
I don't want to waste more time with him being last-minute gay, but it's going to be shoved down our throats until the very end.

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Was the first couple of pages the only time John ever made choices out of his own free will?

>>81406732
So what kind of powers will I get from that?

>>81406753
>but it's going to be shoved down our throats
There is that expression again.
I am not too keen on Davekat (mostly because I have always been a DaveJade shipper), but things you don't like in a story doesn't mean it's being shoved down any throat.

>>81406764
Ask caliborn.

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Have some soft davekat to gently transition into accepting it as endgame.

>>81406779
whos jade

>>81406753
The last panel will be an all out 2x Dave-Karkat smoochfest. Visceral. In-our-face. Probably a flashing gif of some kind.
It will be the monument atop the crypt of our wasted lives that has been Homestuck.

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>>81406699
EQUARA IS FUCKING DEAD NEREVAR

>>81406687
>nigga
>straight hair
>pointy nose

If you think Davekat is actually happening you're retarded

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>>81406798

>>81406798
A MISERABLE PILE OF LIES!

man im eating a caramel egg right now... this shit is dope

>>81406886
what does that have to do with homestuck

>>81406886
stop blogging you beautiful cunt

>>81406896
what indeed ;)

;)

update when

>>81406919
Right now actually

>>81406919
update in three days

>>81406917
>;)
What did she mean by this?

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>>81406806
All heterosexual sex is rape. Women can't give consent because they are never truly informed of the FACTS

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>>81406945
caramel eggs are not freedom

>>81406971
not freedom at all?

>>81406954
>SOLARACUNTS ALSO CONFIRMED FOR RAPE APOLOGIST ASSHOLES

>>81406971
how these are arranged is bothering me

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Important question:
http://strawpoll.me/7268053

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>>81407037
>I cant vote for none
frig off tumblr

>>81407037
every homestuck character is a cishet white male dont worry

>>81407037
>Multiple Janes

>>81407080
even the ones with vaginas?

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>>81407019
smash the haemarchy! blood-based social strata is a LIE

>>81404718
>the generals on /co/ will meme that scene to the ground in the name of shopping

>>81407084
Looks like Jake transitioned before the epilogue ;)

>>81407077
It's not a matter whether somebody will transition or not. It's about who's gonna do it.

>>81407104
Nobody has a vagina, Anonymous. :)

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>>81407080
even the girls?
> ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS

>>81407129
Do they have penises?

>>81404941
Why's he afraid of dogs?

>>81407151
every character in homestuck is a cishet white male

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row row fight the PAWAH

>>81407182
I thought John was black

>>81404970
>Act 7 literally has a solid minute of Jade pegging Dave with her doggy-FutaCock
>Ends with him kissing it and saying he's breaking up with Karkat

>>81407182
Who has the largest dick?

>>81407206
no thats bill cosby

>>81407220
me

>>81407219
Eh, not gonna happen. ipgd already said that Davekat is endgame.

>>81407226
Who has the second largest dick?

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>>81407133
More mantrolls please.

>>81407239
chaz

>>81407239
>believing ipgd when she's doing nothing but lying in this entire thread

>>81407249
Who has the smallest dick?

>>81407261
You mean she isn't really eating a caramel egg?

>>81407261
jokes and lies are different, anonymous. and davekat is no joke

>>81407294
Why is davekat good?

>>81407294
is it not? the shitty way it was handled made me think it was supposed to be humorous

>>81407037
I was going to vote for Jake. Where is Jake?

>>81407358
Sorry I fucked up.

>>81407294
hey ipgd who is Hussie gonna vote for in the election

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>This thread

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>>81407401
>>81404445
thanks, nu-hussie

>Aranea wearing the cancer sign meant nothing
>Calliope wearing the cancer sign meant nothing
>Karkat being on the limeblood position meant nothing
>Caliborn/Calliope having candy red and lime blood meant nothing

If Davekat actually ends up happening I will flim myself eating my hat I swear to god.

>>81407656
>calliope wearing the cancer sign
Where?

Do you mean the 6 and 9 button things?

>>81407699
Yes.

>>81407671
Might as well start marinating it now.

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Davekat is confirmed canon, post davekats

>>81407671
wow that's boring

people actually want to commit suicide per livestream if that shit ship becomes canon

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>>81407656
It makes sense for Calliope because she's a fangirl -- with her fanfics and fanart (and fansmut) and cosplay of trolls. To her, it's a Naruto headband.
For Aranea, I thought it took the place of a crucifix in Christian culture, how it's a sign of someone who is fronting as moral and reserved -- because that's what she wanted people to think of her. She was more like the fabled preacher's daughter, growing up all reserved and respectable and is an unholy terror when she cuts loose in puberty.

>>81407656
>>Aranea wearing the cancer sign meant nothing
>>Calliope wearing the cancer sign meant nothing
It meant they thought the Signless was neat.

Do you think all the gay people will make fun of John for being a gross breeder

>>81407814
I'm already planning on doing that once the comic is over

I don't remember if this was explained and I just forgot, but when chronologically for the Felt does the Intermission happen? It'd have to be last, unless they got revived and I don't remember.

>>81407761
>>81407808
>>81407872
can't wait for korrasami 2.0 shitposting

>>81407817
>>81407827
And it was a very unsatisfying revelation. It wasn't even a red herring. Hussie just hinted at something cool and he just said "haha oh no they just wear it because it's cool, it's only your fault if you thought otherwise :^)"

Red herrings are supposed to misdirect the reader to conceal a bigger revelation. But there was no revelation here. It all just felt like a huge fuck you to Karkat.

>tfw no clown shenanigans in this upcoming flash
:o(

>>81407932
unlikely

>>81407876
>unless they got revived
Yeah that's apparently what happened when Slick pulled out all those pins from Die's doll.

>>81407932
There's no way in hell Diamonds " Every good right hand is gonna have something up its sleeve, some sort of contingency plan the boss doesn't know about. Trust you on that one." Droog is going to be irrelevant in the endgame and he did nothing for these last few days of updates, so the clown also has a chance, I'd say.

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>>81407927
what revelation? The Calliope thing I described wasn't a red herring, it was prop or set decoration. The Aranea thing was an intentional misdirection (one the character could've planted, not only the narrator), and the Aranea reveal was kind of a big deal

>>81407927
>huge fuck you to Karkat
w-what

You shipped Calliope/Karkat and Karkat/Aranea?

>>81407956
Okay I totally forgot about that

>>81407979
But have you considered that maybe Hussie forgot about him? After Act 6 Act 3 Homestuck became a clusterfuck of nothing going in circles and most of the plot points that were established there, specially those regarding Prospit and Derse, were completely forgotten by Hussie.

It sucks because Derse and Prospit were really well developed in Act 6, but after the Dream Bubbles took over the narration they weren't referenced again.

So RIP B2 Dragonian Dignitary (the coolest DD imo) and Courtyard Droll, and RIP the White Queen.

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>>81408038
This. It's like people think he is going to make KatNep canon by following the wall.

>>81408038
I want Slick to recruit this universe's DD and CD.

>>81408008
what no
But the fact that these mysterious new characters that we only got glimpses of made us think that there would be something more interesting reserved for Karkat. The limebloods were starting to be explored, and Karkat's implied link with UU and her blood color was exciting. And if that wasn't enough, we saw teen Mindfang also wearing the cancer sign.

Karkat WAS going to be great.

But instead he became the lamest character in the comic that only got a symbolic dream fight during the final flash. His arc was even less developed than Tavros'.

>>81407995
No no, I mean back in early Act 6, with the very introduction of UU and Kindfang.

How is LE going to be defeated?
I want it to be something to do with stairs

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>>81408117
>his arc was even less developed than Tavros
BUT DAVEKAT ANON

D A V E K A T

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>>81408067
It should have been Dirkat instead :'(

>>81408151
He gets trapped in the ghostbuster MMO

>>81408151
ipgd draws him and he looks like Shrek

>>81408232
Too cute

>>81408169
>Dirk
Stop. Dude has suffered enough.

who got it worse. Davesprite or AR?

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>>81408169
Dirkat is also good, but Dirk is not optimal for the maximum cuddles Karkat deserves.

>>81408271
AR turns into a giant villain and Davesprite gets to be a cute cat-futa.

Davesprite is living the fucking dream.

>>81408271
AR became a giant all powerful skeleton man who shoots lasers
So Davesprite

>Karkat breaks up with Dave
>to be with John

>>81408330
JOHN IS NOT A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL GET IT THROUGH YOYR THICK FUCKING SKULL YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC RETARD I REALLY REALLY REAAAAALY HATE DUMBASSES LIKE YOU YOU SHIP SHIT WIRH UAING YOUR FUCKING BRAIN GOD DAMN

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>>81408232

>>81405350
JADE/DAVE WINS AGAIN

>>81404445
I'd be fine with all of this, honestly. Especially if that includes the squared sprites which get sucked up and stay sucked up.

>>81408291
>AR
>Manipulates everybody. Its morality is made dubious.
>It's implied that's he's a villain.
>PLOT TWIST
>Instead, he's actually a parody of the "Artificial Intelligences are evil" cliché.
>He's a good guy
>Actually helps the kids.
>TWISTED PLOT TWIST
>Turns out he was always part of Lord English!

i really hate roxy

>>81408169
>DirkKat
>two failed leaders
>who fucked up their relationships with someone they cared about by being too possessive
>Both feel inadequate
>both are shit at drawing
>both are post-scratch
I've always liked the idea of them kind of comforting each other about their mutual fuck ups. Them kissing would be cool, too.

>>81406410
But I already came to terms with Homestuck being shit

>>81408512
You forgot the strongest point: they hate themselves and have had to deal with their own self to exeplify how much they loathe their existence.

so when's the big update?

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>No KatNep yet
You're all a bunch of slackers

>>81408561
4/6

>>81408569
Quit posting katnep. It makes me sad because I know it will never be Canon.

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>>81408561
>>81406398

>>81407182
Even Cosbytop?

>>81408557
I did forget that part, but I just woke up and haven't thought about the ship much since like, 2014

Now that I think about it, complimentary ships that really could've worked had a habit of never showing up.

>Aranea and Kankri never got in to a heated blackrom with cycles of both just trying to talk over each other
>Dirk, Meulin, and Damara will never form a bad anime club
>VrisKat will never happen
>Terezi and Rose will never have that pre-retcon moirallegience of helping each other cope with their own substance abuse problems to get ready for the final battle
>Porrim will never turn her motherly love and romantic experience toward Karkat, who unlike Kankri would probably be 100% okay and in need of it
>Aradia will never storm through the void with 50 million Nepetas, all of which are in different quadrants

>>>81408512
>two failed leaders
Dirk wasn't a leader. He called Jane the leader, then called Roxy the new leader.
>who fucked up their relationships with someone they cared about by being too possessive
Yeah, except Dirk broke the relationship first off.
>both are shit at drawing
He is good in drawing, you stupid fuck.

According to your points, he should fuck Vriska.

>>81408642
>John has computer with a rapist on it

the madman

>>81407927
All of Homestuck is one huge fuck you to Karkat.

>>81408162
GAY SEX IS NOT CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT, NUMBSKULL!

>>81408561
4th of June

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Does John still remember the time a mouse cursor put a cake on his bed?

>>81408788
Just like my Steven Universes!

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>>81408664
>Dirk, Meulin, and Damara anime club
Dirk insists being the program director, with a curriculum of classic and seminal anime in chronological order.
Meulin doesn't know why anybody would watch dubs instead of subs
Damara chuckles when Dirk says "seminal" and keeps putting hentai discs in the "Legend of Galactic Heroes" cases for Dirk to find.

>>81408803
This will literally never be adressed.

(No it was not WV)

>>81408694
>Dirk wasn't a leader. He called Jane the leader, then called Roxy the new leader.
He called himself the de facto leader and he was the one who managed everything before getting depressed.

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What Homestuck character have you fapped the most to?

>>81408883
Jade.

>>81408883
Toss up between the Leijons and Porrim

>>81408883
Sollux

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>>81408883
Serkets and Jade all of the day, brah.

>>81408883
I don't think I ever have to be honest.

>>81408883
Dave.

>>81408883
Jade, Kayana and Condy

>>81408883
I cant fap to homestuck senpai.

>>81408883
Rose, Kanaya, Aradia in that order.

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>>81409030
good taste

>>81409000
>>81408932
Lying is bad

http://www.mspfanventures.com/?s=13562&p=1
holy shit this is cool

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Yes but Nep.