First Barry in this thread starts the Hypercrisis
>>81346658
Run, Barry, run.
That sounds either Barry good or Barry bad.
>>81346658
It started in 1952
>>81346658
HYPERCRISIS IS TOO SOON?
IS TOO SOON
>>81346743
>Hardy
are you a big guy by any chance?
>>81346658
Can Barry be the last name?
>>81346768
For you
it was me
I BOUGHT A FISH EYES LENS
I`LL MAKE A RAP VIDEO WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS
IT GOES WOMP WOMP
ALL THE LADIES AND MENS
THEY KNOWS EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A FISH EYE LENS
>>81346658
I'm Barry
>>81346791
>Blake
Do you have a brother named John?
>>81346658
Silly OP, you can't start the hyper crisis, its already started!
>>81346768
>Kent
>>81346743
B I G
I G U
G U Y
[deadliest man alive intensifies]
wat
What'd I do
ME
>>81346835
Only named Robin
>>81346895
Larry the Cable Guy wtf
I'm the gayest man alive
Im gonna shatter the multiverse
can i fuck up the time line?
Previously on The Stache
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Lois!
Clark here
Haha comics are for nerds
What does having a Grant do?
IT WAAAAAAAASSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81347046
Nope
Real Clark here
>>81347046
You're not Clark Kent Melody, quit fucking lying.
>>81347130
>tfw iktf
>>81346895
Where were you in the Dirty Dan thread?
It was me?
>>81347216
My real name is
>>81346658
it's time
>>81347282
No, it was me.
I see yu
i want to be the fastest man alive
>>81347330
do you go by barry?
>>81347330
Are you a FtM?
Is Barry your male name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb3TjgkM2KA
Shit...Barry!
>>81347358
As if
IT WAS ME. BARRY.
>>81347426
>Wanda
didn't see that coming
>>81347414
So close to Speedy Gonzalez.
Is my name even tangentially related to DC, Marvel or the Hypercrisis as a whole?
>>81347474
>Saunders
yeah, Hawkgirl
Fuck this
IT'S ME BARRY
>>81347474
>Saunders
WHAT THE FUCK
>>81347465
Why so many Leonards?
excelsior
>>81346658
Kane?
>>81347502
>Grant
possibly a Barry
>>81347506
Mad Hatti?
>>81347538
He could also be a Morrison
i have been on /co/ and other boards all day and my name hasnt even come close, much less any of the name gets
i feel like this place hates me
I hate you all
>>81347354
>Kirby
>>81347560
Have some hope, Hope.
>>81347560
It does
>>81347595
M A R T H A
A
R
T
H
A
>>81346658
You were always right about him Bruce! Everything!
>>81347575
>Harvey
DON'T DO THIS, HARVEY
>>81347595
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT NAME
Zoom zoom zoom
Why didnt they use /co/ names?
>>81347652
Elmer is a pretty /co/ name.
>>81347652
Well we had one lucky winner
>>81347595
this reminds me
how did lois knew that bruce was asking about martha?
she was outside during that part and only got there at the end
Meh
>>81347707
I'm pretty sure she could hear a Bruce yelling at the top of his lungs from out there
>>81347707
Because Snyder is a fucking hack. The whole movie is full of plot holes.
How is it Supes can save Lois in seconds time, at 3 fucking times in the movie, but he couldn't prevented his mom from getting kidnapped?
>>81347688
Yeah, but that doesn't matter because it isn't me.
Where's my thematically appropriate name, chinese Moot?
I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
Get
>>81347768
>Olsen
and I'm the fastest man alive
I am the fastest thing alive.
>>81347835
I thought Goku was the fastest thing alive.
Git it
>>81347819
Nice joke, Gordon
Who /Batman/ here
>>81347764
>How is it Supes can save Lois in seconds time, at 3 fucking times in the movie, but he couldn't prevented his mom from getting kidnapped?
He keeps watch on Lois at all times as Superman and doesn't expect anyone to endanger his mom because they'd only make the connection if his identity was figured out
The exact physics of isolating Lois we'll never know, but that goes without saying in Superman lore
>>81346658
My name is... and I'm the fattest man alive
I'l take any /co/ name at this point.
Reply to this post.If you get a female character's name, you have to find a character in comics with that first, last name or both and jerk off to them.
>>81347869
>Mcmahon
BVS be like
>>81347923
>Clint May
>nt May
>Aunt May
Don't act like I don't know who you are
>>81347901
Hoping for something good.
>>81347899
Aquaman is your cousin sis you've gotta burn that off
So we can all agree that Lex Luthor was right all along, right?
Poo
>>81347983
>Morrison shows up
GOOD GOD NO
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
Rollan
>>81348017
>>81348030
Are you two related?
>>81348047
It's a sign
the multiverse is aligning!
>>81348017
>>81348030
fucking mexicans Putos
>>81348001
>Novak
>Nova
>wut
>>81348080
I will destroy the entire multiverse.
>>81348116
WALLY DON'T
>>81348110
>>81348152
Wink wink
>>81348152
It's already too late.
>>81348152
I wont let him
>>81348173
>Eddie ;_;
Why ;_;
>>81348226
He had it coming, I'm glad he's dead
>>81348152
Lemme just save the multiverse
>>81348226
I love you anon
>>81347983
Now we just need Moore to show up so we can witness the cosmic wizard battle that will decide our fate.
>>81348285
Shut up faggot
>>81346791
A-ARON. YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR!?
>>81348269
Fuck this Earth.
Fuck this universe.
Fuck the entire multiverse.
Fuck every single goddamn multiverse.
MY NAME IS
>>81348305
I'll fuck you up
>>81348116
>>81348152
>>81348173
Nice job spoiling Rebirth, you fucks
>>81348311
albert dalton
>>81348301
Fight me
LETS DO IT
>>81348341
I'll spoil Rebirth all over your face.
>>81347595
where the fuck are you in martha thread?
>>81348350
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
>>81348344
Amell pls
>>81348341
Die
>>81347595
WE FOUND MARTHA GUYS
THE FUTURE IS SAVED!
>>81348360
>Ferguson
IT WAS ME BARRY
My name is anon, and I'm the fastest shit-poster alive!
I feel dead on the inside.
>>81348393
Courtney can't die, Johns will kill you
IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81348393
>Moore
>>81348436
Not if I kill Johns first.
>>81348442
WALLY STOP IT
Doug
So who wants to help me erase the multiverse?
>>81348501
>Kirby
THE CHAMP IS HERE!!
>>81348520
WE DONT NEED YOU OLD MAN JENKINS
>>81348436
>>81348448
Feel the wrath of earth 2 Morrison
>>81348116
>>81348152
>>81348442
>>81348488
I can't believe DC made Wally a villain.
/co/ was right about Rebirth and Godspeed this entire time.
>>81347228
Dolores "Clitoris" Long
>>81348537
KING JACK KIRBY
Wally?!?!
>>81348501
>>81348537
Oh shiet
>>81348537
>>81348501
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IN GYM AND HAD TO CALL YOUR MOTHER TO GET A REPLACEMENT AND EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASS MADE FUN OF YOU FOR TWO YEARS?
IT WAS MEEEEEEE, BARRY.
I SHIT YOUR PANTS.
>>81342232
gud
>>81348627
now who the fuck is this nigga
>>81342232
I wish I were you.
Im gonna kill your mom
>>81348559
>Reeves
>>81346658
Rollin
>>81348432
BOB ON A COB?
>>81348660
Not if I kill his mom first.
>>81348660
God damn it cmon /co/
>>81348698
You've just signed your mother's death warrant, Paul.
>>81348688
Not if I change the timeline
You're a big crisis event.
>>81348342
AND I AM THE MANY-EST MAN ALIVE
>>81348660
First Bennett killed Stargirl, now Bennett is gonna make Angela kill Barry's mom
>>81348764
>Blake
>Black
>>81348764
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WAS CAUGHT JERKING OFF TO MY MOTHER.
And I am the fastest man alive.
Barryyoouneeeedtodie
>>81348682
OHSHITTHE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!
>>81348791
>Franklin
>>81348809
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, PARKER.
>>81348809
PARKER!
why can't i just be a cute marvel or dc waifu?
can you make me your waifu, /co/
Crystal Barry will reveal the next Barry
>>81348729
Im gonna rape your sister
>>81348873
Nikki is a porn name, so sure
Barry!!!!!
>>81348930
>Drake
Barry is dead.
He left us years ago.
>>81348930
Tims son?
>>81348966
No, Bobby's husband.
>>81348954
>>81348987
Seth MacFarlane?
Fuck Earth
>>81348987
Fuck off faggot this is a DC multiverse thread not a faggy Marvel thread
>>81348954
>Geoffrey
Johns?
>>81349040
I let the Marvel into the multiverse.
IT WAS ME.
>>81348965
>Cantrell if Fred
>>81349039
The new Blue Beetle
>>81349040
Wrong, idiot
it's the hypercrisis. this is bigger than DC
>>81349065
Shut up, Earl.
>>81349040
This
Marvel fags keep on walking this is a DC neighbourhood
>>81349039
>Rachel Ray's hispanic doppleganger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81349077
And a new Batwoman. Why so many girl names?
>>81349089
I infected this multiverse.
It'll be the death of you all.
I have a better chance getting an /a/ name.
>>81349112
And a new Sherlock
>>81349155
And a new Commander!
Last roll for me
>>81349155
And the new homosexual space captain.
Rolling for Barry
>>81349106
Chill out Lex
>>81349174
I am Grant
>>81349209
>Bray
Not quite what we are looking for
>>81349262
Bitch I might be
ok
>>81347613
Is your dad named T.O.?
Did I get the cool guy name?
So is this the thread for the flash 2014 show? I'm kinda high right now.
What happens if I get Wally?
>>81349351
>Olga
No, quite the opposite in fact.
I must stop Felicity from doing anymore crossovers!
>>81349370
You die
>>81349377
I wish I was the cool guy
Rollin for Harley
>>81349383
>Iris kills Felicity
Iris is best girl!!!
>>81349388
>Gentry
Oh no what have we done
>>81349351
>Olga Atkinson
Russian sexy Mr. Bean.
>>81349407
Iris isn't best girl, I am.
gotta go fast
>>81349406
>Johnny English
>>81349370
>Tony
>>81349425
STOP POSTING
Am i to early?
>>81349406
Great I got Johnny English
>>81349452
That with that name, you're not.
My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive
>>81349406
>>81349388
Oh god please everyone stop! Weve let them in!
>>81349383
Oh, like you're any better, Iris.
Tell me more about your current fucking romance dilemma while Barry is LITERALLY ALMOST FUCKING DYING.
I am The Flash.
I am
hehe
hello
IT WAS ME.
Barry you will DIE
>>81346658
Who did what now?
>>81349577
Fuck off, Underwood.
/co/ supports Conway.
Zoom a shit.
>>81349616
Uncle Ben?
FASTEST MAN ALIVE
>>81349388
/co/ is full of pleb casuals if they arent freaking out about the Gentry
>>81349550
>>81349646
What's with the 50s names?
But it was me, Barry!
>>81349680
Kendra what are you doing?
>>81349692
>Bishop
SO IT WAS YOU WHO WRECKED THE TIME LINE?
Rollin for Pamela
zoooooooooom!
Gotta go fast
>>81349745
Is Rule 63 Harley Quinn a qt trap?
>>81349745
>H. Quinn
Are you guys hyped for the Hypercrisis?
IT'S ME
>>81349789
>Clint
FUCK IT HYPERCRISIS NOW
>>81349838
You're hypercrisis.
>>81349828
You can't be the little girl, Detective Lance.
>>81349838
Weve been Hypercrisis, the Gentry are here just too many casuals on /co/
>>81349828
>Lance
>>81349388
Oh shit
>>81349866
Can I be the little girl?
>you'll never get Barry
>>81349789
Just what I wanted
>>81349894
>Nicholas
Man, there's no way in hell I'll get Eobard.
Life is cruel.
>>81349926
hi moot
>>81349912
Are you crossdressing again, Sterling?
You know I don't condone of this degenerate libertine lifestyle.
THERES ALWAYS HOPE...
NEVER GIVE
>>81349951
What's wrong with a little crossdressing?
>>81349894
Sure thing, Nicky Pittgirl.
>>81349608
>>81349425
>>81349388
Too fast
>>81349912
Not with that attitude, but we do have hope!
One more
>>81349982
>Pearl James
>Pearl Jam
>>81349995
Hope is dead.
We're all going to die in the hypercrisis along with it.
This has helped kill my shift
let's go
>>81346743
52... My god.
>>81350003
>Glen Cummings
>Cum in Glen
>>81349926
Finally made the transition moot?
>>81350016
>Hope is dead.
There's always hope!
By the power of the multiverse i command to get!
>>81350058
Hope was fake from the very beginning.
I am too soon?
>>81350043
With a name like Abraham you were probably around back then.
>>81349767
Shepard.
>>81350058
>Gordon
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S A SIGN
Soon, I can feel it.
>>81350091
I knew you were involved somehow Luther!
>>81350058
Thank you, Commissioner.
The Hypercrisis has already started, we just need to learn how to combat the Gentry
>>81350091
>Kerr
First name Joe?
>>81350091
>Luther Kerr
>Joker and Luthor joining forces to shitpost
>>81350145
We need to fuck them to death.
>>81350130
>Richards
>>81348750
For you
>>81350060
Another!
>>81350175
>Lois's Aunt.
>>81350156
Randy Randall.
TOO FAST
>>81350060
Fool, the powers at play here are far beyond anything that exists in the multiverse.
You want the wumboverse.
>>81350161
>April Mann
Holy shit are you a Supervillain themed after today?
>>81349990
>>81349995
>>81349999
>>81350003
>>81350033
>>81350113
>>81350114
>Hypercrisis real
52
I need my Hypercrisis
well fuck it all
Come on fellas, say it with me!
H O P E
vrooom
>>81350193
>Joy King
>Jo King
>Joker
IT ALL FITS
>>81350226
Don't read this post.
If you read this post then you've already let THEM in.
>>81350247
>Moss
>>81350091
BOYS
>>81350226
I don't know what I'm witnessing, and I was Manuel. Was.
blah blah blah
>>81350193
Another!
>>81350282
what kind of name is Margarita
>>81350161
that will be terrific name for supervillain
>>81350311
>Marta Wang
>Martha Wang
>Martha Wayne
GUYS
GUYS
>>81346767
under rated post
>>81350161
>April Mann
>Today is April
>April 1st
>Mann
>First man was Adam
>It's getting late... the evening if you will... Eve
>Adam and Eve
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>81350301
How do I hold all these Tylers?
So many meme threads today.
Harrison Wells did nothing wrong.
>>81350337
It was for charity...
>>81350318
Another!
Barry will die when the TVerse and Movieverse crossover.
>>81350161
Pretty close to...
>>81350336
Oh wow it's Martha Wayne's unimaginative porn name
>>81350339
>April Mann manifests on April One
IRL HYPERCRISIS CONFIRMED
http://strawpoll.me/7253217
>>81350336
Is...is it her ??
We're almost there /co/mrades!
>>81350398
Batman's mom is still alive somehow, but became a transexual porn star.
I should quit messing with time.
Should, but won't
>>81350377
Another!
>>81350439
We just need to run faster! We haven't used up all the oxygen in our muscles!
INFINITE MASS
DEMPSEY
ROOOOLLL
I swear. I leave my food in the fridge too long and suddenly an interdimensional crisis spawns.
It's weird I started working out again today. Felt the need to, not sure why. Majority of my workout is going running
>>81350399
>Freddie Wong
HOW DOES YOUR SFX SHIT FIT INTO THE HYPERCRISIS?
Flash Fact:
Flash is fast. Really, really fast.
Flash fact
For the Hypercrisis !!
Am I too soon?
>>81350491
Run!
Rollin for Selina
>this thread
>>81350377
>Ollie
>>81350380
>Quinn
Am I cute, /co/?
>>81350550
Let's go, Trevor - smokes!
We had it wrong; the DC universe is male, and Marvel is female; but we aren't waiting for them to have sex, Marvel is DC's daughter
Rollin for JUSTICE
>>81350491
>>81350439
All together now!!!
>>81350585
Incest is best.
Which waifu am I??
Wanna see me roll for a name?Wanna see me do it again?
>>81350629
>Eddie
;_;7
Where is Barry!
>>81350629
Bring on the wizzards
Eh, I don't feel much like running today guys
>>81350695
Moore here
Fuckheads
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>>81350641
A vert beardy one.
>>81350718
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Sorry bud I couldn't wait
>>81350682
Gib me a sandwich
>>81350372
RHODES!
>>81350717
Y'all niggers.
If Barry is so fast, why isn't he already here?
>>81350752
>>81350778
Busy day i guess
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>>81350778
Got stuck on the Interstate.
I'm coming!
I want Barry!
When will anybody get a Barry?
>>81350778
Flash Fact: you can fuck off, Eleanor
So it's agreed.
We have to kill Barry.
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>>81350804
Soon!
OKAY NIGGAS THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-AIPEXtKBw
>>81350778
Could Barry throw a baseball so fast, even he couldn't catch it?
Rolling for Zoom
Allen get
>>81350807
Full name: Daniel Miles-Per-Hour, I presume?
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>>81350836
It was me, I was the Barry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1YGgLV3ZgM
I want to be Barry.
>>81350807
Daniel! That's no way to speak to the First Lady,
Damn Mormons.
Gotta go fast
Why did you leave, Barry?
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The amazing thing is, this thread started with a Kane
>>81350682
Give me a huuUUUg man.
>>81350868
Hail Darkseid!
I want to shift this thread into maximum overfast.
>>81350860
>Sandy Rice
Damn shoobies got sand in my picnic. At least the potato salad is...
oh no
>>81350739
Damn Joshua, you killed the suspens !
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>>81350894
>>81350898
The Flynn boys are at it again
Flynn
Flash
OH FUUUUDGE
Bruh
5252
5252
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By my willpower
>>81346658
>Implying anyone will get Barry
>>81350951
>Geoff
HAIL THE CEREAL LORD
>>81350951
>>81350948
>>81350927
To me the Hypercrisis has been over for centuries
No Jays yet either, huh?
>>81348393
I'm on to you.
>>81350975
OH SHIT
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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
>>81350975
>Gee Bill, Two Spiders?
Hyper hyper 52
>>81350967
Guys... guys...
52-52=0
HYPERCRISIS NOW
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>81351004
Im Jay
IT WAS ME, AUSTIN!
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
IT IS I, THE SLOWEST MAN ALIVE
Bbbbbbbbbbbye
TOO SOON
>>81351053
Santos Sanders, 2216!
>>81350967
Osborn, tell us you kidnapped DC's Quicksilver.
>>81350975
OH SHIT
>>81346658
Where TF do they get these names?!
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
>>81350990
>>81351000
>>81351012
>>81351075
Im gonnnaaa erase himmmm
>>81351032
>>81351053
>>81351038
Hello Jay, I'm Barry Allen
You miss your mom Barry?
*throws atomic powered banana peel*
You can't abort what you can't catch.
>>81351083
>MERCEDES ROLLINS
I don't even care if we see Barry anymore.
Mercedes FUCKING Rollins
Flash Fact: I'm exhausted
Bbbbbbbbbbbye
Hhhhhhhhhhhhi
>>81351102
Roach?
Bring me the Flashs' speed
>>81348344
The combination of chesty puller and smedley buttler will make you wish that Navy seal from the copy pasta was all you had to worry about
FATE HAS INTERVENED!
>>81351110
>Estella
Cute nickname, Eobard.
Guys I think the Hypercrisis may have abandoned us.
The reason Barry hasn't gotten here yet is becauseI KILLED HIM.
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It doesnt matter, nothing matters
Hi, I'm Barry
Where's Iris?
>>81351158
AWWW SHIT IT'S PRESIDENT CAMACHO
I voted for you in 2501!
Godspeed revealed!
The hero we deserve.
Barry is a faggot. And Zoom is tsudere for Wally and Thawne is a fool
T.
Rip Hunter
>>81351150
If Reese's peace is able to hold out, I think we can survive this hypercrisis.
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>>81350975
Congratulations.
>>81351193
>Frank
In the wrong thread man.
Black JJJ was right, he had abandoned us
There's no such thing as Barry Allen.
Want to see me do it again?
>>81351170
Never give up hope, Rosalie.
Hey I think I've met your father Matches
>>81351203
Dammit now I want some candy.
Fuck you, Edna.
>Breaking the Source Wall
>>81346658
>Barry
huehuehue
>>81351198
We got a Jay!
Is this true?
i am the barry
>>81351163
OH SHIT
>>81346658
I am the fastest man alive
>>81351252
>Allen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
>>81351220
He's trapped at the Vanishing Point
T.
Rip Hunter
>>81351252
>Allen
GUYS GUYS
GUYS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
IT'S H A P P E N I N G
Barry pls
>>81351252
go go allen!!!!!
>>81351252
>Allen
TELL US WHERE BARRY IS
I think our world's Flash is named Harry Gardner
>>81351252
ALLEN
L
L
E
N
YOU DID IT
Dammit Dale!
>>81351252
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER!!!!
>>81351285
>>81351252
CLEARLY A FLASH FAMILY DESCENDANT
>>81351252
>Allen
>52
Yoooooooo
There's no Barry for it would cause a time paradox. Actually he's saving us.
>>81351252
Save us Allen
>>81351252
How TF did you escaped the Vanishing Point, you idiot!?
T.
Rip Hunter
>>81351252
Did I fix it yet?
>>81351252
>Larry Allen
Goddamnit
>>81351252
lel
>>81351252
Fucking finally and 52 good show
>>81351360
IT'S BARRY'S GAY CLONE
FLASH! HELP ME!
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nigger tongue my anus
>>81351293
OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?
SHOULD WE RUN?
JUST REMEMBER, IM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE
>>81351252
>52
>Larry Allen
Fuck it, close enough. Thanks, Ba-- er, Larry.
i am speedy Gonzales
>>81351252
Barry's long lost brother?
>>81351252
Trinity
>>81350682
YOU OWE ME
Everyone ! RUN !
>>81351406
I want to get fucked in the ass by Harley Quinn.
So have Crystal Barry and Larry Allen ascended into meme status?
but who ends the hypercrisis?
>>81351252
81351285
>>81351293
>>81351296
>>81351299
>>81351309
>>81351311
>>81351318
>>81351319
>>81351345
>>81351346
>>81351352
>>81351360
Larry Allen post 52
>>81351252
>Allen
>52
fug
>>81351397
>have you ever run so fast you became your own brother?
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>81351382
>Peter Holt
Go Spurs GO!
Something something speed of sound
>>81351434
Me
T.
Rip Hunter
>>81351397
B R A V O N O L A N
R
A
V
O
N
O
L
A
N
>>81351454
>Berry
Ya fucked up kid.
You had it, and then you threw it all away.
>>81351252
>>81351454
B-berry ?!
>>81351454
>Berry
>54
It's fucking teasing us now.
We can do it. We just have to run faster.
>>81351252
Well we finally had 2 Flashes today
>>81351481
>Mack Wang
>Mack
>Mach
>Mach Wang
Fastest penis alive
Berry...Allen...we're getting closer...
Denied.
Nobody messes with the thread anymore.
You are all messing with the timestream!!!!
T.
Rip Hunter
>tfw running so fast that you miss the thread entirely
>>81351454
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>81351519
BARRY! YOU HAVE TO STOP! YOU'LL KILL EVERYONE!
HEEEEEEEEEY CAT
HYPERCRISIS GO
>>81351627
hey selina, and pls don't steal my wallet
Howdy y'all! Ah reckon y'all need a lil mo' juice so here's mah speed, giddy up podnas!
GIRLCOCK HYPERCRISIS
Is it over ?
24
So i heard you guys were looking for me?
>>81351714
IT IS NEVER NOT TIME FOR FAST
25
IT WILL HAPPEN
>>81351714
It'll never be over. Not as long as we keep moving.
I don't get it.
>>81351252
>the final stretch
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>>81351787
>Wm
that's not even a name
>>81351791
Halfway there
There's no Barry here.
Move along.
>>81351761
Glad to have your support, commissioner gordon
27
did somebody say Barry?
>>81351558
>Jordan Hogan
>Jordan is Green
>>81351787
It's simple, we just have to keep running.
Where the fuck is Kevin?
28
A scarlet costume ejects from his ring and in a blur of motion Police scientist Barry Allen becomes the Flash
Who still cares about going fast?
>>81351853
With Barry.
29
>>81351853
>Rudy Greer
>Rudy
>R
>>81351761
It won't actually happen.
>>81351787
>WM
WE ARE BREAKING THE MULTIVERSE
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>>81351889
It's not about how fast we're going, it's about where we're heading.
>>81351902
FOR RELOAD
>A scarlet costume ejects from his ring and in a blur of motion Police scientist Barry Allen becomes the Flash
>Ejects
>Not ejaculates
31
no Barry just Bartholomew here
He was just too fast for us.
>>81351947
>Larry
>Berry
>Terry
WHEN DOES IT END
32
>>81351939
>it's about where we're heading.
The bar?
>>81351989
Stop impersonating your friend Jaime
5252
6262
>>81352036
No, the future.
>S.O.S! Calling all Flashes!
>>81352002
When this thread thankfully dies.
34
:(
>>81352085
don't mind me
just the best Flash costume of all time coming through
[scary helicopter noises]
35
Yu all b damn
Come on /co/! Let's do it as a family
>>81352002
>Jerry Gergich
Well, we've seen "Barry" in other threads, and a last name of "Allen" in this one.
Assuming this is just coded to shuffle names...
Don't let your memes stay dreams.
36
37
>>81352166
Shirley, you can't be serious.
>>81352157
dreams you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ
It's over. You'll never find Barry.
>>81352203
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Call me The Flash.
38
>>81352203
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
>>81346658
>You called /co/?
>>81352244
Get out of here, Jesus.
39
>>81352244
Hey, Mormon Jesus.
40
41
Is Barry dead?
>>81352244
No, not Jesus
We were looking for BARRY
42
>Starting the Hypercrisis with a flash of lightening and a sonic boom
43
>>81352244
Fastest deity alive
45
Never stop running /co/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrDLxVfWEjY
>>81352403
MORE LARRYs DAMN YOU
>>81352244
Please Jesus, we're trying to save the multiverse here.
46
>we're bout to fall off the board
>Barry never showed
He was just 2fast4us
I'm going to destroy your pathetic, little multiverse.
You disgusting worms.
Where's Barry? I'm Beary Nice
>>81352542
No, you're Tabitha Chandler.
Gosh.
>>81351384
>>81351558
>>81351363
>>81351110
>>81351067
>>81350550
>>81350483
>>81350439
>>81350292
>>81350282
>>81349723
>Evil will never win
>>81352536
>tfw
>Are we almost there /co/?
>>81346658
660 names! 116 believers!
WE CAN DO THIS
RUN, BARRY! RUN!
I need some HOPE in my life.
666 get
OH I'M NOT BARRY AT ALL, IN FACT SOME MIGHT SAY I'M THE REVERSE.
I NEED A HERO
>>81352737
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
>>81352737
We all do
The Flash is in day care… Daddy Day Care
>>81352773
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
>>81352798
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
47
THREAD IS ON PAGE 8
WE NEED A BARRY QUICK
>>81352840
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
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49
50
>>81352874
I NEED A HERO!
51
>>81352861
>I'll be there in a flash anon
>>81352970
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE MORNING LIGHT!
52
Calm down everybody, I'm here
>>81353068
>>81353068
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE COUNTDOWN IS REAL!!!!!
>>81353068
HE DID IT
>>81352913
>Sexton
you must get a ton of sex
>>81353068
HE'S FINALLY HERE!
>>81353068
FUCKING
FINALLY
>>81353068
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>81353068
LARGER THAN LIFE
>>81353068
>it's page 9
>but we counted down to 52
>and now our hero's here, in the nick of time
Say it with me, /co/:
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
>>81353160
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
>>81353068
We finding have are Barry. Now we can enter into his world.
>>81353160
AND I WAS A BARISTA TWO YEARS AGO
>>81353160
>>81353183
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
>>81353160
MY NAME IS SHERRY MELLON
>>81353160
AND I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!
>>81347899
>tfw you were here the whole time and no one cared
>>81353229
You're outrageous in my eyes, Charlotte.
>>81350252
Jokers real name should be Joe King
>>81353068
>>81353160
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
>>81353068
About time
>>81346658
>>81353068
6410 posts later, the HYPERCRISIS begins!
>>81353068
Bruh
>>81353068
IT WAS A TRAP, BARRY ALLEN
WE HAVE YU NOW
YU CANNOT OUTRUN US
I am Barry Allen
>>81346658
>>81353656
There you go, OP.
>>81353160
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
lel
>>81353833
Dubs can't stop the Flash.
YOU LOSE THIS ONE, GENTRY.
RUN, BARRY, RUN!
>>81353068
>>81351252
>>81346658
epic thread