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Goosebumps Covers Appreciation Thread

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Post your favorites, senpai!
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>>81346331
b-b-bump...
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>>81348828
b-b-b-b-b-bump
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>>81346331
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>>81346331
Isn't that the one where the kid gets thrown into a commercial fridge with the egg monsters and they save him by melding together and enveloping the kid and there's like 2 pages of him describing what it's like in his egg monster womb?
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>>81349280
That's the only one that's actually spooky. Look at that guy.
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>>81349477
Goosebumps was fucking crazy
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>>81349477
and it turns out they were raping him the whole time.

For kids.
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Is there one where two kids get like decapitated ? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>81350441
Headless Ghost or Night in Terror Tower.
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>>81349280
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>>81349280
Read that as Fecal of Doom the first time.
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>>81350590
>Night in Terror Tower
Oh fuck I remember reading that as a kid
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This was the cover to Say Cheese and Die and I thought it was so badass. There was a t-shirt with this picture on it that I begged my parents to get me. They wouldn't get it at first but I begged enough times that they caved.
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What was the scariest Goosebumps cover/book?

For me it was the Curse Of Camp Cold Lake.The cover is even more scary when you finish reading the book.
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>>81351488
When my entire family dies this is how I intend our bodies to be kept.
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>>81351668
Slappy was my personal Boogeyman for the entirety of third grade. Fuck that puppet.
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>>81351668
As a tyke that one about the alien summer camp really freaked me the fuck out and the tv ep really did not help with that ominous ass last scene.
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>>81351668
The Haunted Mask was pretty scary of a cover.
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I had almost all the books as a kid. I think the Monster Blood ones were my favorite. Sadly I never developed any kind of transformation or size fetishes out of it. Hm.
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http://ifitwerestine.tumblr.com/

Tumblr, yeah, but I still think it's amusing.
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>>81351982
Haunted Mask 1 or 2?
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There's a very good chance I maaaay have masturbated to the Creeps when I was younger.

Or recently. One or the other.
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>>81351668

Yeah, the ghost ones were usually pretty good.

I remember being spooked by Ghost Beach and Ghost Camp.
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>>81351488
I didn't get the shirt, but I thought the older kids who did were so fucking cool
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>>81352833
Why?
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>>81353512
where do you think you are?
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I don't have many specific memories about goosebumps. What do you think it would be like to read every single one of them now, as an adult? Torture? I'm suddenly tempted.
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>>81353546
No I meant what part did you fap to?
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>>81353649
Some of them actually aged ok but I imagine it would be a slog overall.
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I thought this cover was so cool growing up
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>>81346331
>>81349477
>>81350181

Upon second reading I think its hinted the "boy" is really a girl, a very tomboyish girl or the earliest transgender character in a children's book.

Read it again sometime. The main character tries very, very hard to be a "boy".
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>>81353736
That's what I expected. I'm currently in this sort of drive to just read a lot of books this year though. Not necessarily good books, just a high number of them. And I'm sure goosebumps would make for quick reads.

If I had them, I'd do it. But it's probably not worth the effort involved in getting my hands on 62 fucking books.
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>>81353913
Topkek is the opportunity ever arises you should make a thread about it.
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>>81353913
Libraries are good for that. Raid the children's books. Some are quite good. The first Wings of Fire series is excellent. I read those 1 book a day. Easy.

And yeah, some of the Goosebumps books haven't aged well. The 90's lingo is terrible sometimes.
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>>81353980
I meant to say if
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>>81353980
It would make a good blog, now that I think about it. Or a video blog. Watching someone slowly lose the light in their eyes over the course of 62 updates.
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>>81354116
Hell maybe do a jokey kind of alantutorial type thing.
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>>81351668
This fucker right here.

Sometimes when I'm out swimming I remember this cover and panic-flail-swim back to the boat/shore, only to realize that sharks cans sense and usually aim for those fish and seals with elevated heart rates because it means they're tired or injured and will easy picking, which makes panic more.

Too bad the book was actually about fucking mermaids.
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>>81354288
Good book, and yes, creepy cover.

Deep Trouble 2 probably gave a lot of readers a transformation kink, too.
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I have a box of 30 if these, remember walking to an old thrift store to get them and remember said thrift store closing and them giving me the rest but can't for the life of me remember any actual stories. My memory is terrible. I did enjoy watching the new movie with my sister though and getting nostalgia from every monster popping up.
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>>81354388
Lol no that was the episode of spongebob where he turned into a snail
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>>81354554
Deep Trouble 2 had the main character or his sister possibly turning into a giant goldfish.

Thinking about the sister transforming gave me funny feelings as a kid. Now of course, well...
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The Goosebumps trading cards were pretty brutal.

The only book I've read since elementary school in the 90s is Night of the Living Dummy I. After I saw the new movie I felt nostalgia pangs and picked up a hardcover collection of Night of the Living Dummy I thru III.

I stopped at the first one, if that gives you any indication of how well they've aged.

I will say that when the book DOES pick up (the dummy only comes to life in the last 3 chapters, the first 3/4 of the book is just the sisters pranking each other), it kicks into holy shit overdrive.

Mr. Wood is every bit as violent as the trading card indicates; he straight up threatens to kill the kids, punches and bites them, and tries to strangle their dog.

Been I while since I read the Slappy books (he doesn't become the star until the sequels), but I recall Slappy being much, MUCH less violent and only wanting to make the kids his slaves, not kill them.
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>>81355766

Early Goosebumps was surprisingly violent, with things like the dog being killed in Welcome to Dead House, the plant man being hacked to bits with an ax in Stay Out of the Basement, and people dying in others.

Fuck, wasn't the villain of Piano Lessons Can be Murder basically a serial killer, or something?
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>>81355766
>Night of the Living Dummy I

Never understood why the TV series skipped that one, but did all the sequels.
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>>81356191

Probably because it didn't star Slappy.
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>>81356010
Essentially yeah
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>>81351810

Welcome to Camp Nightmare, the alien thing was the Twilight Zone esque twist at the end and all I can remember of it is the episode of the show where they tell the kid they're going to earth and they point up in the sky at a shitty little planet effect

Did anyone ever read the choose your own adventure books. They were the coolest thing back in '99 with their hologram bindings. The covers were never the best part of those.

Seems like they started phoning in the covers past the mid nineties.
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>>81356963
Yeah kek in retrospect it was cheesy as hell but back then I was convinced aliens were gonna come here and break their foots off in our asses
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so anyone listen to goosebuds? looking to rip it off, whose in? thinking maybe animorphs too
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>>81354288
>Too bad the book was actually about fucking mermaids.

You WISH that's what the book had been about. Instead, it was just… about mermaids.
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>>81350181
The blob monsters put an egg in his boypussy

And then he actually lays it at the end of the story. Just squats down in his front yard and passes an egg.
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>>81353743
> mfw play the shitty game as a kid
> never collect all the costume pieces despite playing it off and on for years
> it still haunts me to this day
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>>81354288
> showering and close my eyes
> imagine sharks
> nope out and opt to let the shampoo sting my eyes for a while in exchange for the view of my shower walls
This fear never leaves you, anon.
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>>81350753
me too, made me hungry for arbys
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>>81357582
I'm in. It's been my dream to make a podcast that riffs on these books and I'm so mad I've been beaten to the punch.

Maybe Are You Afraid of the Dark would work well too.
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I used to fap to this story
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This thread is 2spooky4me.
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This one has always been my favorite one.
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>>81352833
Uh...transformation fetish or something?
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>>81351668
Ghost School
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>>81362245
Shit I remember looking at this cover, maybe being fascinated by it. But I don't know if I read it. I have no knowledge what the story is whatsoever.
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>>81362078
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>>81362289
Man, fuck these kids for trying to tell these people what not to do because of their ethnicity or primary vocations.
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>>81351668

The Barking Ghost cover (as seen here >>81351066) still scares me to this day. Something about the intensity of the dog's eyes...
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>>81362317
Summary from the wiki:
http://goosebumps.wikia.com/wiki/The_Beast_From_the_East
Ginger Wald, former nature camp survivor, is on a vacation with her family in a forest. Besides her mother and father, they are joined by her two twin brothers, Pat and Nat. But they seem to prefer playing video games than learning about nature. After her father jokingly tells Ginger to go "lose" her brothers in the forest, the three siblings wind up lost in the forest...

While lost in the forest, Ginger and her brothers encounter some strange plants, some of which rub off different colors on Ginger's hands. They also spot some strange animals, like a small creature that resembles a squirrel and a dog. The ground begins to shake in a clearing and the children hide behind some bushes just as a Beast appears. The Beast is an eight foot tall blue furred bear-faced creature with a long snout, a primate-like body, and a beaver-like tail. He sniffs around, then leaves, then re-enters, then leaves again, and continues to behave in this manner for some time until it finally leaves for a final time. The children decide to make a run for it, but only Pat manages to escape, leaving Nat and Ginger trapped by an entire community of Beasts! The main Beast approaches Ginger and then proceeds to slap her on the back, saying that she is "It".

The Beasts explain in perfect English that they are playing a game called "Beast From the East" and Ginger is now "the Beast From the East." She has until the sun sets to tag another player or she gets eaten. Ginger tries to get the Beasts to explain the rules to her. But they act as if this is an absurd request and do not answer. Only several of them begin to introduce themselves instead. One's named Fleg, another Gleeb, and a third is called Spork. Spork is missing an eye... The creatures also speak in a sort of pidgin English that is combined with made-up words.
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>>81362376
or told kids to gawk at homos
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>>81362376
>>81362457
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>>81362400
Reading that description I kept going back and forth between "this sounds familiar..." to "i've never heard this before", so I have no idea. I definitely remember the cover though.

Actually most of my memories of goosebumps books are covers. I don't know how many I actually read. Apart from messing around with choose your own adventure ones, the only story I properly remember reading from start to finish is the summer camp one where the kids start disappearing.
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>>81352833
the ending was pretty good to this one
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guess where this was taken from?
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>>81362569
lemoade vampire?
genie ride bike?
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>>81351066
Maybe the scariest. I was so psyched when I got this one, mostly for the cover.
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>>81353743
Came to post this
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>>81353743
This one was my favorite.
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I started watching the old tv show with my niece. She has a good laugh at the technology in it but really seems to enjoy it. Too bad I only have like one book left out of my once massive collection or else I'd hook her up. Might just put some on a flash drive for her though. It's a fun series to revisit. Might do the same with Are You Afraid of the Dark.
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>>81362245
You couldn't be more right.
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I still have the goosebumps figurines book or whatever you Americans call it
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>>81362021
Oh god my transformation fetish beckons
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>>81352088
Yeah, that was a great cover
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Can we post Fear Street covers too? I thought they were well done too.

>>81351668
One Day At Horrorland fucked me up as a kid.
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>>81346331
>>>/lit/
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>>81362929
Who remembers Cuddles the hamster?
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holy shit a goosebumps thread.. I highly recommend checking out BloggerBeware. Basically it's a blog of a guy just riffing on all the Goosebumps book.

>>81362766
>>81362815
Eh, these new covers just don't do it for me.
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>>81362980
>Can we post Fear Street covers too? I thought they were well done too.
I remember buying this even before I knew Goosebumps were a thing pretty much just for the cover. Never did read a lick of it. But
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>>81363023
>Eh, these new covers just don't do it for me.
Me either. Too silly or too busy and overall lousy to look at.
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>>81363010
Ah yes. Had this one too.
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Goosebumps really should have had a comic series.
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the CYOAs were legit.
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>>81362315
Not ghosts, it's actually weirder.
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>>81363095
It had a few graphic novels.
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>>81363095
Goosebumps Graphix. They're a series of 3 graphic novels, each adapting 3 classic Goosebumps books.
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>>81363183
>>81363190
Cool. Good to know. Thanks. I'll have to check 'em out somehow.
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BEEP BEEP BEST STORY COMING THROUGH
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>>81363225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGcgPVV5O0
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>>81363225
That's the one with the game show and they want to eat them, right? I just remember the show from years later. Missed out on the book for some reason.
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>>81363262
>>81363338
>so popular get it's own spin-off
I read some the spin off pretty good stuff
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>>81362245
Best fucking taste right here
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These were fun
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>>81363606
im glad it has that warning on the cover, i always feel bad thinking about the people accidentally buying stuff like this for their kids or grandkids
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>>81363606
is this a book about cazu marzu?
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>>81363674
>cazu marzu
That's an actual thing people eat...

why?
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>>81362245
I remember that my neighbor had a poster of this book cover in his room when he was a kid. I always found it really interesting to look at.
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>>81351668
The one about the lawn gnomes scared the shit out of me because I had it on tape.
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>>81362815
I remember I had to do a report on a book of my choice and I did this one. Part of the assignment was we had to draw the cover too. Sadly I don't remember anything about any of the Goosebump books I actually read except the one with the... werewolves I think? I believe it was on a farm. The ending was really stupid.
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>>81364171

>the one with the... werewolves

They're all about Werewolves.
Not this one, "The Werewolf of Fever Swamp" it's about Fever Swamp.
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>>81362315
This was a good one.Even if the enemies were not even ghosts.
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This cover always freaked the fuck out of me. I don't know if I ever actually read it, but I do remember staring at the cover and imagining them breaking in through our sliding glass doors out back.

A lot of the time I'd just look at the covers and use my imagination. I know I read some of them, but I think I looked at the covers more than anything.
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Y'all remember that PC game Escape From Horrorland?

It was rad as fuck. The sewer maze monster may have given me PTSD.
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>>81364328
Fever Swamp is one of the best eps imo. I never watched it until last year and the acting was pretty solid for Goosebumps.
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>>81360106
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My first one
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>>81354116
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/
Somebody beat you to it.
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>>81362910
These books were horrifying.I still remember the description of how the aliens crushed that one guy.
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>>81349280
Is it me or is there a lot of Goosebump books set in a summer camp?

I'm not a Burger so I'm not sure,
are summer camps really that popular in Murica back then?
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I loved these so much.

Ruined the library books with those creases so I could get every ending though
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>>81365068
It was the best way to get your kid out of those house during summer break since you couldn't get rid of them for half the day at school
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For all the Egg Monster people:
>Upon second reading I think its hinted the "boy" is really a girl, a very tomboyish girl or the earliest transgender character in a children's book.
>Read it again sometime. The main character tries very, very hard to be a "boy".
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>>81363262
I wanna cuddle with thar bara ice cream goblin
he seems like a cool guy
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>>81365086
I'd always pussy out and keep my finger on the previous page in case my choice caused me to die or something.
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Carly Beth was my Goosefu
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>>81356963

Man, when I was a kid this ending was mindfucky as hell.
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>>81365607
She was Supergirl in Smallville.
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>>81346331
what i wouldn't give to see an animated, 2d or 3d, anthology series...
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>>81356963
It was one after another. Fist they were just normal kids at camp and then they were like monster commandos and then they were aliens ready to invade. Hilarious.
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>>81365655
The Goosebumps book with the most mindfuckery is I Live In Your Basement.
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>>81362496

It's not a very good description.

The basic synopsis is that the narrator and her brothers get lost in the forest and end up what is basically Monster Jungle, and end up stumbling into, and thus joining, The Most Dangerous (Calvinball) Game, where they have until sundown to not be "it" before they lose the game and are eaten, but the rules are confusing as fuck and the monsters refuse to explain them. There's plenty of other incidental dangers in the forest as well.

Obviously at sundown the narrator is still "it", but one of the twin brothers (who had disappeared near the beginning) finds them at the last moment, at which point the monsters declare that the brother is a "level 3 player" (because he has the ability to duplicate himself) and thus has immunity to losing their game.
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>>81362400
>read the rest of the summary
>it's in the God damn spirit of Calvin ball
>horror Calvin ball
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>>81363023
>Eh, these new covers just don't do it for me.

When they were on point (not so much >>81364673, for example), the old covers could be legitimately creepy. The new covers look like deliberate allusions to cheesy B-movies, with their more overt art and title text.
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>>81362766
>>81362815
My niggers.
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>>81362528
what was the ending?
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>>81365904

And then the car wash cost five dollars.
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>>81365904
Main character gives up/gives in and eats the lizard transforming-seed laced cookies at the bake sale/school cafeteria.

Was always uncomfortable about how he just gives up the fight and decided "lizard world? Okie dokie!"

Only ending I really remember. That and the goldfish puffing eyes of deep trouble II.
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which book was most well written?

pic related. when i was looking back at some of the old goosebumps books this was the only one i was genuinely interested in.
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>>81366052
pretended to be rid of it, kept it as a secret in the end
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>>81349280
this is the most fucked up goosebumps I have ever read. it still haunts my nightmares
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>>81362815
>Might do the same with Are You Afraid of the Dark.

It holds up better than the Goosebumps TV series, IMO. At least the first 5 seasons, before the relaunch with the new cast.
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>>81363225

The twist was soul crushingly existential. Nothing an 8 year-old could be prepared for.
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I have fond memories of this one but honestly all I remember is the twist ending
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dis is a good one
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>>81362404
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>>81349280
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>>81365607
Carly Beth is cute. CUTE.
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What was the one where the kid turned into a bee? I remember really enjoying that one.

And I think one where like the main character turned out to be the ghost instead.
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Pleb Tier, I know, but Night of the Living Dummy II had a cover that used to scare the shit outta me.

I remember when I was finally brave enough to read it (I didn't even like to touch the cover), I found the actual story to be not so scary.

Slappy didn't want to kill anyone, just make them his slaves. He only plays pranks on the kids and frames them for trouble throughout the book. He gets killed at the end by just smashing his face in because he's made of, like, clay and was never really all that dangerous.

The story I made up in my mind was 100X more terrifying and reading the book helped me get over it.
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>>81366607
>lappy didn't want to kill anyone, just make them his slaves. He only plays pranks on the kids and frames them for trouble throughout the book. He gets killed at the end by just smashing his face in because he's made of, like, clay and was never really all that dangerous.

Yeah, the sequel came out when Goosebumps was toning down its violence due to parental concerns.

The first Living Dummy book has this scene in it (>>81355766) and it was pretty fucking horrifying. The girl catches Mr. Wood walking down the stairs in the middle of the night and tries to stop him. He punches her in the stomach and throws her down the stairs then starts biting her and threatening to kill her.

I remember the girls trying to kill Mr. Wood by burying him alive in the backyard. And the whole time, he's calling out from his suitcase that he's locked in that he'll come back and kill them in their sleep once he gets out.

He comes back the next day and fucking strangles their dog near to death and then starts biting and punching them until he gets crushed by a steamroller.

None of the Slappy books ever topped that.
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>>81362021
Glad I'm not the only one.
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>>81349280
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>>81360106
>Look up a PDF because I don't believe it.
>"Everything looked so beautiful to me. The grass. The trees. The spring flowers. The sun setting behind the trees."
>"What a day! What a beautiful, perfect, normal day!"
>"And then halfway across Anne's lawn, I stopped."
>"I crouched down on the grass — and I laid the biggest egg you ever saw!"
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>>81362158
Another good transformation fetish book... Hmm, I'm starting to understand where my kinks are from a bit better. Thanks, R.L. Stine.
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>>81366742
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>>81366602

Why I'm Afraid of Bees and The Ghost Next Door.
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BEST STORY COMING THROUGH.
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>>81366443
What was the twist?
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>>81365483

There's no shame in that

>to turn left, go to page 52
>to turn right, go to page 136
>"You turned left....AND DIED!!!"
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>>81366793
Oh yeah! They're the ones
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>>81363010
The next one gave me my size fetish.
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>>81365483
Yeah, Peter, I seen it.
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Now I'm watching episodes of the show on youtube.

Thanks /co/. Just what I needed today, no sarcasm intended
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Realizing that these books were more absurdist dark comedies for kids than horror made me re-evaluate them. It's Fear Street that's Stine's genuine attempt at scary stories. Goosebumps seem closer to the funnier episodes of Tales from the Darkside.

That's not to say there ain't shit that didn't stick with me because of how existentially horrifying it is. There's one story called the Ice Vampire where this girl has all her heat sucked from her and is turned into an ice sculpture by an ice statue of a vampire. I soon realized that if the Ice Vampire was alive she was probably still alive too. And she would know the terror of slowly melting in the hot sun. Fucked me up, man.
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>>81346331
I love Tim Jacobus' art. The covers would keep me captivated for the longest time as a kid. I wish he had a real online gallery instead of that small 90's one.

Also, which Goosebumps is this? I don't know if it's a book, but it was an episode.
>Three punk kids have a "cool kid club"
>New boy moves in, kids target him
>Try to initiate him by trapping him in an old house haunted by a dead couple who died of grief after their son died
>Ends with new kid convincing the ghosts to take the three punks as their new children.

btw, What did you guys think of the movie?
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Anyone remember Stein's other series "The Nightmare Room" ?
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>>81366870
the TV episode for this was killer
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>>81367101
From what I've heard, the movie isn't shit. I might give it a go.
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>>81367144
Hell yeah, it was.
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>>81367101
I really enjoyed the movie because it plays like "What if RL Stine wrote a book about a Goosebumps movie based on himself?" Because it does work almost exactly like some of Stine's cheesier/goofier work.

Others may be disappointed because unlike the TV series it doesn't do anything straight. Tonally though it's probably most similar to that 80s movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space. So if you liked that you'll probably enjoy this film.
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>>81367101

"The House of No Return", from the "Tales to Give You Goosebumps" short story collection.
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>>81363454
>so popular it had it's own board game and video game

Yeesh.
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So, did R.L. Stine really write all of this, or were some parts of it ghostwritten like Animorphs was?

I mean, they're fairly simple books, but doing one Goosebumps a month + one Fear Street a month + all of the endless spinoffs for both seems like a ton of work for just one person. Surely there were ghostwriters for the two series's, right?
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>>81367332
I think good chunk of goosbumps were ghostwritten
I'm sure he wrote some of the early ones but you can tell that a lot of them were written by different people
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>>81367332
I know some of the spinoff titles were definitely ghostwritten. Not sure about the main line.
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>>81367332
Wait, you mean there really is an R. L. Stine? I thought that was just a corporate cover name.
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>>81367332
Maybe he has enslaved the ghosts of Poe and Twain?
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>>81367403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._L._Stine

Maybe he just got lucky with the name.
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>>81367403
He's a real guy.

Fun fact: He did writing on Eureka's Castle before he started the Goosebumps books.
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>>81367403
>Wait, you mean there really is an R. L. Stine?
>mfw
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>>81346331
>getting fetishes from all these lame Goosebumps books
Nah, THIS is the one especially since it's POV. One ending where you transform into a dog and have to put your tail in between your legs to show your subservience while the other dog eats his dogfood first, one where you end up being tickled on your feet and armpits for the entire rest of your existence, a retarded TF ending involving a basketball. The be all end all right here.
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>>81367504
>>81367479
>72 years old

What the hell.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_Candy_(TV_series)

>R. L. STINE
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This cover fucked with my head for years.
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>>81366607
>MFW my childhood bedroom had a ventriloquist dummy sitting on an old trunk facing the bed
>Wasn't allowed to move or throw it away because it was "an antique"
>The jaw was loose and would occasionally flap open on its own
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>>81367741
I remembered that dropped like a rock. VJuice ever recover?
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>>81367504
>>81367540
Writing children's books must be a personal hell.
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>>81367512
fuckin a i love choose your own adventure books
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>>81366881
>What was the twist?

The kids spend the whole book lost in the weird abandoned amusement park populated by monsters and deadly rides. In the end, they finally escape, only to suddenly become paralyzed and fall limp. Some human technicians then appear and open up panels in the backs of the kids. It turns out at the kids we were rooting for through the whole book were just robot test dummies sent through the park to make sure all the new hi tech rides and attractions were safe. They only thought they had parents and friends and homes to get back to because they were programmed to think they were real kids. And they've been "reset" and sent through the hell of the amusement park dozens of times before and would continue to be reset to do it over and over again forever.

Brutal.
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>>81367905
That wasn't One Day at Horror Land that was A Shocker on Shock Street faggot
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>>81367147
>From what I've heard, the movie isn't shit. I might give it a go.

It's pretty good. It's more fantasy than horror and doesn't try to be scary, but captures the weirdness of the books very well. Jack Black is surprisingly tolerable, too.
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>>81367948
>Jack Black is surprisingly tolerable, too.
I think it's cool that RL Stine personally picked him for the role.
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>>81367922
>That wasn't One Day at Horror Land that was A Shocker on Shock Street faggot

There's like a hundred of these fucking things it's a miracle I can remember any details at all.
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>>81366052
Yeah, How I Learned to Fly felt like an 80's kids movie, it was good.

I also really liked Ghost Next Door as a kid, shit was actually rather heavy and sad for an otherwise goofy ass series of kids books.
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>>81367948
>that RL Stine cameo at the end
Best thing in the whole movie.
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>>81366742
I honestly completely forgot about this. I must have read it several times as a kid. Maybe I miss read it as the character seeing another big egg? fuck man..

What was the one where the girl suspects her teacher of being a monster, but at the end she tricks him home and her parents are also monsters and eat him or some shit.
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>>81367504
I think R.L. Stine is the most Jewish-looking man to ever exist.
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>>81367540
>>81367880

Well, yeah, he's 72 *now*. That means he'd be around fifty when he was writing the books. That's how time works.
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>>81367147
It's very much in the spirit of kids' horror/adventure movies from the 80s.
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>>81368042
>What was the one where the girl suspects her teacher of being a monster, but at the end she tricks him home and her parents are also monsters and eat him or some shit.

That was >>81366870.
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>>81366533
Favourite one right here, it's just so ridiculous.
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>>81368041
>Mr. Black
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so.... anyone know where the fuck can I get the Give Yourself Goosebumps books? I have a few of them and I've been wanting to get a complete set. Also mainly because I like gamebooks/CYOA, some guy used to run it on /tg/ but he stopped due to lack of participation (Shame really)
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>>81367504

>sometimes known as Jovial Bob Stine

Yeah I'm sure.
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>>81367880
Bobs seen some shit
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>>81367104
Was that one of the anthologies he did?

One of those had a scary fucking story that still creeps me out
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do they still pump out new goosebumps books, or do todays kiddies have their own horror/twilightzone series
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Okay, there's one I remember a counselor reading to us at summer camp (yep, those things were real just like in your American Cartoons). I don't recall the title.

Story goes that a kid sees lights in the sky that crash in the woods. She goes to investigate and thinks aliens are invading.

She finally discovers that the aliens weren't real, but it was all a movie that was being filmed in secret. Relieved, she goes home.

She walks in to find that her parents have been replaced by monstrous aliens with tentacles.

It was one of those endings that didn't make any sense but I remember scaring me. There was another one that was exactly the same; a kid thinks his new baby brother is evil and tries to prove it. Turns out the baby was normal and the kid was imagining things. But the baby was also mixed up at the hospital and has to go back to its real parents.

The kid meets his real baby brother and everything seems okay until the parents leave the room. Then the baby stands up and grabs the kid by his throat and starts threatening him, the end.
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>>81368235
They keep making new series.
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I recall one where one or two kids were visiting their grandparents and they either came home or woke up one morning and they were locked inside the house and the grandparents had left a note saying there was a monster in the house

Anybody know what that one was
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>>81368275
How to Kill a Monster
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>>81368246

Those were both from "Tales to Give You Goosebumps"
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>>81346331
This series was pretty cool as a kid and much more graphic and fucked up with some stores. By the time the third book was out I had already outgrown them unfortunately.
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>>81360971
You were afraid of being attacked by sharks in the shower? Like, tiny sharks swimming inside the water drops? I mean, I thought about sharks and freaked out while swimming in a pool, but the shower is next level paranoia.
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>>81367993
Ghost Next Door is one of my favorites. That was one read that stuck with me.
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>>81368318
>Those were both from "Tales to Give You Goosebumps"

Makes sense, considering I remember hearing both of them at summer camp. Thanks.
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These were legit
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>>81368330

There was one really good story in there and it's the only one I remember.

This lady goes to a playground and sits down on a bench. She looks over at the tube slide and notices a bunch children coming out of the slide, but no one climbing the ladder to get in it. She also notices all the kids coming out of the tube look identical.

So she goes to investigate, climbs the ladder and crawls in the tube. But halfway down the slide, she falls into a pit and lands on a hive of gelantanous cocoons. All the identical kids are being birthed from some huge insect monster and escaping through the tube slide. Then they swarm her.
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>>81368433
>mfw when I found out they were reprinted with new art

Fucking why.
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>>81368463
>>mfw when I found out they were reprinted with new art
>Fucking why.

Yeah, there's a good article showing comparisons:

http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2011/12/18/scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark-gammell-vs-helquist/

Jeez, the new art is so bland.
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>>81368447
>>81368330
Remember that one pretty well actually. Made me feel funny. I remember two or three about weird TV/remotes, something about a tree keeping evil inside and luring kids or some shit, the first story about an evil pixy, an evil doll, being trapped in bed by hundreds of centipedes, and a couple more but even vaguer. Maybe one where a kid goes to summerschool where troublemakers stop keep dissappearing and in the end he accidentally breaks a rule and taken to the inside of a locker right behind the rusty summerschool chalkboard where he's forced to listen to for the rest of his life but that might've been a Goosebumps.
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>>81368346
Was that the one where it turned out the whole town died because of poison gas from a factory or something? that was some dark stuff
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>>81368589

It's the one where the girl thinks her neighbour is a ghost. Turns out she's the ghost who accidentally killed herself and her entire family in a fire and has come back to save her neighbour from a fire.
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>>81368330
>>81368447
>>81368541
I remember one story from that book during the peak of the mid-2000s internet hype

An innocent kid with a "Kirby"-something username can't remember it exactly is in an online chatroom chatting with another user who you can tell right off the bat is a fucked up craigslist-killer fucker. He persuades to kid to meet up with him in real life at midnight in a spooky location, and to not tell anyone.

"Kirby" sneaks out, meets up with the other user, and just as the fucked up guy starts to show his true colors, "Kirby" reveals that he's actually this weird fucked up bat monster who lures online predators so that *he* can kill them. The predator tries to run but "Kirby" transforms lunges at him and then does a monologue while sucking his blood out and shit.
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>>81368664
I think I remember that one actually. I like how the books actually tried to be scary and not hold back it's events or stories for kids. Imagine RL Stine trying to get a story about some kid in a chatroom obviously being lured in by a pedophile/serial killer especially in the era of internet danger sensationalism.
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>all this talk of getting fetishes from Goosebumps books
>no one's mentioned Say Cheese and Die Again yet
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>>81368514
I love helquist's art, especially with ASOUE, but he's not good at making the pieces especially scary or disturbing, which was the main reason the book was so popular
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>>81352833
I couldn't eat cookies for two years thanks to that book.
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>>81366017
>Was always uncomfortable about how he just gives up the fight and decided "lizard world? Okie dokie!"
Didn't the creeps think he was their leader or something?
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>>81360971
I have the same thing, bro.
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>>81369175
That was why he was hired I suppose.
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>>81369246
Yeah, they thought he was the leader of the invasion. And all the people in his life treated him like shit so he decided that being king of the lizard people was the preferable option.
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>>81369246
Yes they did. Really he was in too deep not to give in.
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>>81369124
why what happened in this?
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>>81369175
I can see them changing the art to something more tame so that younger children can read them without being traumatized
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>>81366017
>>81369246
>not wanting to TF regardless
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>>81369350
A photo taken of the main character shows him enormously obese, and he gains a ton of weight over the rest of the book. Blowing out the tires on his bike just by climbing on, outgrowing his clothes, getting stuck in his desk, etc. His dad even has to rent a minivan to drive him to school because he's too fat for the family car, and it's mentioned he takes up the entire backseat.

Near the end, he reverts back to normal in his sleep and when he wakes up and tries to heave his no-longer-immense body out of bed, he ends up flinging himself clear across the room.
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>>81362404
I'm curious as to what kind of sick riffs Dracula would play.
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>>81369310

I always loved the ending. You expect it's going to be one of those stories where the moral is "The hero has to stop the invasion because even if it means his life will continue to be shit and he'll miss out on all that power, it's the right thing to do!" but then he's just like "You know what? fuck it, I'm in charge now."

It was great.
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>>81369451
Age changing fetish.
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>>81368182
It was a short-lived book series accompanied by a TV show.
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My Collection of French covers, they are different and the art is awesome.
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>>81369124
That cover spooped me hard when I was younger.
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>>81369646
holy shit these are cool, thanks for sharing
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>>81369646

I'm digging that Calling all Creeps cover. The others are pretty good too.
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>>81369615
Muscle growth fetish. Probably a whole bunch of others, too, but that's the one story branch that always stood out to me.

>>81365086
I remember in that book, early on they gave you the choice of whether to eat the blue eggs they serve you for breakfast, and if you choose to eat them, the book lets you have it ("You're in a Goosebumps book and you're eating the blue eggs?!") and tells you to go back and pick the right choice.
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>>81369646

>The midnight scarecrows

The title tells you nothing about the story.
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>>81369876
>>81369615
>>81369124
Werewolf fetish
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>>81362195
I fucking loved this one as a kid.
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>>81369352
Yeah, the thing is that those scary Story books where clearly written for a 2nd grade reading level. A satisfying compromise would've been to tweek the stories for middle schoolers while keeping the old art, and doing a rerelease of the old stories with the new art.
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>>81362929
>>81363010
>>81366976

based taste

>>81363225

Played the fuck out of pic related but never read the book. Was one of the more memorable windows 95 games I played actaully.
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>>81366376

Yeah, it was weird, from the offhanded reference to the monster eating at least three children the previous day, to it being wrapped up by the cops showing up because the thing smelled so bad that nearby oblivious people called them to complain.
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>>81369352
>children can read them without being traumatized
This did it for me as a kid. Lights stayed on for a good week.
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>>81366607
>The story I made up in my mind was 100X more terrifying

this is why so much horror sucks now, when they try too hard to leave shit to your imagination nothing ever fucking happens till the end, and when they try too hard for shit to happen it's not scary.
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>>81368343

Somebody hasn't watched Ghost Shark.
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>>81370202
the cover of the sequel really fucked me up
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>>81360106
>And then he actually lays it at the end of the story. Just squats down in his front yard and passes an egg.
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>>81368433
>reprinted with shitty new art that has the spirit of horror sucked out of it
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>>81369876
>>81365086
>>81367512
>>81362195
I think the main reason these were so fetish-inducing was the first person point of view.
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Aren't you guys way too old to be reading these?
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>>81370493
WHERE
DO
YOU
THINK
YOU
ARE

FAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOTTTTT
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>>81370272
>bought these at a school book faire when I was 12
>reading pic related
>flinched and dropped the book when turning to this page
>Imagining how bad the guy in the story must have been pissing himself
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>>81369117
I loved this one so much, i tried to hollow out a pumpkin and wear it as a mask for halloween. Did not work.
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>>81370514
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>>81362246

Actually, no. I just like cute reptillian thingies. And the cover had these cute raptors looking all cute and stuff.
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>>81370529

>.gif

I don't think so.
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>>81352833
Why are those two raptors putting their hands on one another?
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>>81368433
To be honest if it wasn't for the art and the excellent cassette it came with it wouldn't be as well remember, the stories themselves weren't that great.
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>>81370571
I remember they were enough to scare the pants off me as a kid. It was really the whole package thing that made it.
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>>81369310
that ending has been my favorite for so long. The moral of the story is dropped in favor of this kid finally getting what he wants. So sweet as a kid.
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>>81370618
Also, I still find some of the illustrations spooky.
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>>81366742
It's weird people don't remember that. It's the only part of the book I do remember.
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>>81370569
I like to imagine there's some Creep cloacal bonding later.
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>>81368433
I have a hardcover anthology collection of these stories with the original art.

I keep it locked away at the bottom of a trunk because it's still fucking creepy
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I'm a little confused here. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a Goosebumps thread - Goosebumps is fucking awesome. But does this belong on /co/? Or should I just say fuck it and stop thinking about it?
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>>81370804
We've had them here before. Just roll with it.
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>>81370804
Don't be such a stickler, friend.
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>>81370804
Sometimes when mods aren't especially pissy some material can be considered /co/ if not outright belonging to the board especially if it something like the sweet ass Goosebumps covers. We have Bailey Kids, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, even Godzilla.
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>>81370804
There were Goosebumps comics, and the TV show was an integral part of the overall Fox Kids experience.
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>>81370804
No it doesn't belong on /co/ but /co/ mods are retards who allow off topic stuff as long as it doesn't trigger them
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>>81371011

Sounds like the only one getting triggered here is you friendo.
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>>81370571
>the cassette
Oh man those recordings were so great, even with some of the most silly stories.
https://youtu.be/MvbU1dOz_1c
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>>81371011
But i thought everything triggers them.
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>>81370524
Should have gotten yourself one of those Silver Shamrock deals and made sure not to miss the big giveaway at 9!
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>>81370927
There was Goosebumps comics?! That sounds fucking awesome! Can somebody please story time this?
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>>81371105
so what was the evil scheme in this movie, again? the masks were full of cockroach eggs that were hatched by a hypersonic frequency that the commercial on halloween was going to play? all of this to take over the world?
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>>81371367
It really could have been a Goosebumps book.
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>>81352088
>Sadly I never developed any kind of transformation or size fetishes out of it.
Seems like you dodged a bullet there anon
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>>81370569
>You and me, moist one
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>>81362195
Always loved this one. First I ever saw with a holographic cover and I always loved crocs as a kid.
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AYAOTD or Goosebumps,

what say you, anons?
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>>81363208
I remember them being pretty good too
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>>81371644
AYAOTD was scarier to me. The episode with the vampire in the hospital ("The Tale of the Night Shift," I think) is the only time I can remember something keeping me up all night.
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>>81369615
Tara was a fucking cunt.
Micheal gets gets a happy life now
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>>81371644
I only watched a couple episodes of AYAOTD recently because people kept talking about it.
As an adult watching it, and having recently watched a few episodes of the Goosebumps show at a family member's house, I'd have to say that AYAOTD is objectively better in that it handles things a little better; is a little less cheesy only a little more mature, even, and is thus scarier.
But nostalgia demands that Goosebumps, despite any attempt at objective criticism, remains my favorite.

But both shows can piss right off when compared to the Goosebump books that's where all the magic is.
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>>81371644

Are You Afraid of the Dark could be legit scary and has a lot of things that you could still appreciate today as a horror fan. Goosebumps was far too kid oriented and if you go back and watch them now, most are really shitty.
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>>81371644
goosebumps was always too goofy imo, and the show was really kidish. ayaotd was a good intro to horror.
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>>81371644

eerie indiana
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>>81365068
Not a whole lot of other settings where kids can roam around unsupervised in creepy settings (though as a former camp counselor I can tell you that most of these camps would be staring down the barrel of a lawsuit)
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>>81371831
But it's shittiness is a major reason why people go back and watch them every once in a while.
To really compare the two you'd need to differentiate if you're judging based on actual quality, or just how entertaining it is.
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>>81371858

That was such a good show. But did it ever have a true ending? In my country they just stopped airing it one day.
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>>81371858
Eerie.
Fucking.
Indiana.

Didn't the kid cause the world economy to collapse by looking for his dad's briefcase?
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>>81371870
the 80s were a different time

i feel like the 90s were the birth of endless lawuits
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>>81356963
That book scared me not because they turned out to be aliens but that partway through the book one of the kids seemed to have died. They described him as being ripped to shreds which I couldn't stop imagining; I had to skip to the end to make sure he wasn't actually killed which at the time seemed like a horrendous sin against reading to me.
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So the new Goosebumps movie was really shitty, right? Never bothered watching it.
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>>81371917
no real ending, but it did get a spinoff series
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>>81365734
>I Live In Your Basement
>not Let's Get Invisible
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>>81361733
skype me at Matthew.litteral86
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>>81371998
Actually, it's pretty good
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So we can all agree that the goosebumps theme song is god tier, right?
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>>81371858
Never watched this show as a kid which sucks considering I grew up in Indiana.
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>>81371998

Main girl was cute. Didn't have enough time to dedicate to any individual monster, so it kind of suffered but it was alright.
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>>81371998
It was eh, alright I guess
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>>81372149
Goosebumps theme is so nostalgic but the intro is so fucking stupid as an adult. The G making shit evil could've actually been legit cool but all it did was make a lady on a billboard upset and give a dog glowing eyes which they can already fucking have. Didn't even see it until I was an adult but the AYOTD intro is fucking scary, bro.
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>>81362021
shes pretty cute
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>>81372212
That doll in the attic and empty swing fucked me up as a kid, the laughter underneath the music too
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>>81372363
She's not even half as cute as this grill.
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>>81372463
>read the book for shits and giggles and girl on cover
>they actually know she's not a ghoul
>book was just them making fun of a goth kid
>they learn the DONT BULLY FREAKS moral by the end after they see her cry
I mean at least they finally subverted the same exact plot they use everytime but they made the kids even more of petty cunts.
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>>81372585
Little did they know that goth girls are hot.
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>>81368182
WHAT IS THIS FROM?! I remember checking out this book from the library and the librarian gave me a warning. She said that this was giving kids nightmares and this just made me want it more. I NEED this book to scare my nieces and nephews.
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>>81356963
I had the Genie, jungle and museum ones. Some of the "game over" parts were pretty stupid, like when you wish for a million dollars and the first thing you do is go to a shoe store. The first thing you fucking say is "I WANT TO BUY EVERYONE A PAIR OF SHOES LOL" then everyone in the fucking building hears you and jumps into the store.

Choose your own scares were frustrating to read as a kid.
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>>81372463
Oh god Damn, this sets off my love of goth ladies
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>>81371644

Are You Afraid Of The Dark belongs up there with Avatar, Double Dare, and Pete and Pete on Nickelodeon Mount Rushmore.
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>>81372698
What's that gameshow where everyone went through a giant version of a house or kitchen looking for shit?
I don't mean a large house, I mean a normal sized one but sized up for giants.
I think it was on nickelodeon.
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>>81367101
>Also available: My Girlfriend's a Panther!
Anyone got cover or synopsis of that one?
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>>81369931
Oh fuck this is probably where I got that from
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>>81362289
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>>81368041
Does he still look as creepy as he did in that video he recorded for that episode with the executioner guy?
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>>81372779
They're all at >>81352255.
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Reminder that this was a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKBkp9DoXaI
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>>81372867
He's playing a drama teacher at the school named Mr. Black so no.
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>the amount of bad ends in goosebumps

Seriously it's right up there with batman beyond
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>>81372698
Sounds about right. I'd probably squeeze in Guts somehow for me. That theme was boss and I always wanted to scale the aggro crag.
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>>81373036
I meant he did like an extra interview bit as himself for that and looked creepy as fuck in it.
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>>81368343
I get like this too in the shower. It's more the feeling of being in a small enclosed space with water all around you and your not being able to see anything similar to how in the ocean you can't see things till they are about 5 or 10 feet in front of you.
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>>81373072
Obviously you build the Nick Rushmore ON the aggro crag
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>>81373332
Perfect!
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>>81367880
During his panel he lit up when one (and only one) person mentioned one of his ADULT novels
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>>81373091
I know I've seen it and I'm saying he's not creeepy.
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>>81351488
It always strikes me as something that belonged on a punk bands first album. I kinda want that shirt now.
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>>81352088
>that one where the kid continued to get smaller and smaller.
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>>81373072
I always wanted to scale mo
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>>81353649
Fuck that, animorphs still pretty decent thouhh
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>>81369646
>Prisonniers du Mirioir
Oh hey, Let's Get Invisible! I thought that one was really cool and creepy as a kid.
And did one of the mirror people really betray the rest of them to get out?
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>>81353913
I'm currently doing this. I found a torrent with all of them and loaded them into my Kindle. Each one takes about 2 hours to read, and the style is so simple you'll breeze through them.
I also watch the corresponding tv episode afterwards for full effect.
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>>81373684

There will never be a fight scene in any book written, that will have something as badass as a bear girl tearing off her own arm to beat aliens to death with.
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>>81370143
This. One of the few I can remember where someone actually died in it. The invisible friend is another, but that's all before the book starts.
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>>81356963
I remember one Goosebumps cyoa where you get turned into a bat for some reason? and if you try to spell out a help message some girl traps you in a jar planning to exploit your bat genius
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>>81372463
That one kid in the orange shirt always looks like he came and then farted.
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>>81373783
Fucking loved that book and gave me a preference for girls with blonde hair and green eyes.
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>>81366881
The twist wasn't anything special. The Morris family and Clay escape HorrorLand in a different car, but in a twist ending, find out that a Horror held onto the back of the vehicle until they reached their home. The monster offers them free passes for their next visit.
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>>81368433
I remember the one about the dog that was a rat and the one about the lady being chased by a dude with speech impediment .
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>>81371367
Nah if I remember correctly it was just a sacrificial ritual for a pagan God or something.
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>>81371644
>that episode with the sand man
>that episode where a kid is put inside a pinball machine
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>>81372616
>>81372657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNz8ZsFxgM

?
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At what age did everyone read these books. Asking cause I have a little cousin who might love this shit. I sure did.
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>>81367101
Personally I liked the movie. Nice callback to classic Monsters run amok films like Gremlins and 80's family movies. It gets some hate for not being scary but honestly nothing about goosebumps is "scary", eery at best. It was good for what it was and would totally see a sequel if one was made. Heard it did pretty well at the BO with a budget of 58 million and made back 156 million. Also the use of practical effects was cool. It was intriguing that they attempted to make almost all of the creatures practical instead of CG and were smart and picked mostly humanoid creatures to be in this film. Sad some monsters either were only shown in the background or not shown at all like Monster Blood. Oh well
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>>81374596

I'm watching it right now, it is enjoyable. I like the snarky humour that seems to apply to everyone, even the main teen characters. That's refreshing.
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>>81349280
Man, this one pissed me off as a kid. I remember something about some weird monsters at the beginning, but at the end even when everything was explained, they never fucking explained those monster things.

I used it for a book report in 5th grade.
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>>81346331
I can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet. Out of all the fucked up Goosebumps books, OP's egg monster one and this one fucked me up the worst.

This book has like five or six awful twists and ends with the protag being a basement mnster having a nightmare about being a boy being afraid of a basement monster all along! Then he and his mother turn inside out to relax their guts or whatever. The end.
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>>81373746
Ready player one had a fight against ultra man and mechagodzilla while unit 1 and mobile suits are duking it out.

That's up there
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>>81374734
I mean, I read it once as an adult, and it was still fucked up and confusing as all hell. RL Stine had really given up at this point.

http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2006/05/61-i-live-in-your-basement.html
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>>81370878
The illustrations were half the appeal of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but these are literally just covers.

Not that it's really a big deal.

>>81374596
>but honestly nothing about goosebumps is "scary", eery at best
Goosebumps wasn't "scary" but it was certainly dark. I mean, 2/3rds of the endings involve kids getting killed/replaced/actually monsters/actually test dummies/dead the whole time.
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>>81364421
I remember this one. You were better off with your imagination.
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>>81372833
Fuck I remember this.
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>>81374734
it reminds me of a pile of shit
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>>81367741

>those fucking episode names

top kek
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>>81371628
The cover reminds me of the alligators in Monster Warriors.
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Did any of these books had a happy ending?
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>>81375425
A lot of them had happy endings, there was just the fact that they also had a little "Here we go again!" at the end.
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>>81374596
>Monster Blood
I feel like it wouldn't be asking too much for just one group shot of the monsters to have a scary looking camera in it.
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wish there was a place online were i could read give yourself goosebumps for free
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>>81362929
I remember the Monster Blood books were good, werent they one of the few sub-series were thigns actually worked out for the main character? It was like wish fulfillment, he got to be a hero and there wasn't any twist ending or anything...
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>>81375425

the new series on the hub(rip) had nothing but bad endings
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>>81372622
http://www.amazon.com/The-Haunting-Hour-Chills-Night/dp/0064410455?ie=UTF8&keywords=r.l.%20stine%20the%20haunting%20hour&qid=1459629318&ref_=sr_1_1&s=books&sr=1-1

I think it's from that, and yeah it was a really creepy anthology
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>>81356963

This is the only Choose Your Own Adventure one that I really remember, probably because I think I bought it with my own money.
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>>81376162
oh wait I'm wrong, it's from this one

http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Hour-Terror-R-L-Stine/dp/0064408426/ref=pd_cp_14_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0RMC3QZNW09JFMNCQFK6
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Ryan gosling started his career in this show.
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>>81372463
Anyone got a pdf of this?
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>>81371998

It's actually not. It's cliche as FUCK, but it's not...bad. It just doesn't strive to do anything amazing, and that's kind of frustrating.

The werewolf was hot though.

You know.

If that's your thing.
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>>81371644
I WANT IT BACK!
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>>81369484

It's just Unknown Hinson. Go look his music up.
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>>81346331
Although this show is from Canada, the video here is dubbed in Russian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw-JzrR8fR0
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>>81374596
I heard that they specifically saved certain monsters in case it was successful so that the possibility of a sequel is there, like the Jack o Lanterns, Monster Mask, and the Mutant.
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>>81378137
I just want a goosebumps video game that is actually good.
With VR support built-in.
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>>81374719
Was this the one with the robot wolf and the twist ending where the campers are aliens who want to take over earth?
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>>81374734
I consider this one of the best Goosebumps book because of all the mindfuckery that went on in the story.
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>>81378697
That was Welcome to Camp Nightmare.
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>>81378697
That was Welcome to Camp Nightmare. Jellyjam is the one that trains its campers to become fanatically hypercompetitive athletes so that the best ones become slaves to a horrible blob monster that eats them at random.
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Read it during a blizzard after I got it at Christmas.
freaky stuff
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>Mfw I have 37 Goosebumps books on my shelf right now not including one of the graphic novel collections and 9/13 of the Goosebumps Horrorland series.
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>>81365607
>Not the bitch is the headless ghost
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>>81378909
>Heart of cold
Stine's pun game really kind of came and went
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The werewolf story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps was pretty damn dark if I'm remembering it correctly
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>>81367990
You also forgot the ending where the kids attack the man who made them right as he was about to discard them for newer versions of themselves. Faggot.
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>>81362910
yo man

the RL 2000 shit was pretty hardcore


>the one with the ghost car that was trying to kill that girl because she needs a passenger to go to heaven with her

>the body snatcher one and how it describes in detail about how they strangle and kill the adults

>the one with the killer teacher and they reveal that she throws live kids into a furnace because she doesnt eat her meat raw


fuck me man.
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Never got into goosebumps.

Being from Michigan I read these instead.
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>>81366376
explain
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>>81368646
She didn't do shit except die. Still a sad story.
>>81369124
What kid of fetish could you get from that? Necro?
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>>81368182
Holy fuck I forgot about this image, I'm getting PTSD
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>>81379763
Read further on.
>>81369451
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>>81374034
great twist at the end
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>>81362766
The TV show adaption of this was top tier and legit creepy.
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>>81349280
Trumpet man?
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Is there any Give yourselves Goosebumps online? I want to play Revenge of the Body Squeezers again.
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>>81380003
>the family comes across their dog (who was killed by the zombies in the book) while they're fleeing at the end
>"Oh, guess they couldn't get away with--"
>THE DOG IS A FUCKING ZOMBIE
>episode ends
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>>81379607
Stine was in Absolute Madman mode when he wrote the 2000 series.
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Didn't Stine try to write actual horror for adults once and it bombed hard?
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>>81368330
Yo, that book had a bunch of stories that were super fucked up.

>One story is about a father teaching his kid how they spray for bugs
>He explains that he has to keep changing his poison because the bugs eventually become immune
>As he's doing this, a bunch of bugs crawl out of everyone's lawns and start releasing gas
>The kid and his dad survive, but a bunch of people don't
>The kid slowly realizes that the bugs are going to try a new poison soon.

>Kid has an actual monster that lives in their septic tank
>It keeps him up at night scratching and howling
>He gets scared and decides to mix up some homemade acid, pour it down the drain
>He hears the monster screech in agony
>The next day the septic tank has to be pumped because of the acid
>They dig it up and the kid falls in by mistake
>The fucking monster wasn't dead and it murders him for hurting it.
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>>81370076
>That juicy loli
Best thing about the series.
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>>81362021
>>81372363
>>81372463
Any drawfags want to do an image of these two girls having futa sex?
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Anyone remember the one with the serial killer that stole his victim's hands?
That one made me scared of my piano teacher
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This one is honestly the best just because of the GIANT PRAYING MANTIS.
I remember watching the old 90s episode of this story and being upset that they cut it out entirely.
You should have seen me fist pump in the theater when the Goosebumps movie included it, it's the most metal thing the series ever created.
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>>81375984
The doll episodes say differently.
>>81378755
>>81378795
They weren't actually looking to invade in that book. Just spy if I remember correctly. Also, the blob monster is smelly and eats whoever stops cleaning him.
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Found my collection a few years ago and been wanting to read them but never do.
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>>81381796
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
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>>81375984
One thing about the Haunting Hour was that the Bad Ends were terrifying but the Good Ends were heartwarming.
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>>81372833
KIDS TODAY
LEPRECHAUNS TOMORROW

AND THEN, THE WORLD
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>>81363225
>their weakness was getting pinched in the tail
L-LEWD
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>>81368646
Oh shit I remember that. I had a crush on that ghost.
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>>81368330

The centipede story and this one >>81368447 really messed me up when I was a kid. And to think I bought this from the Scholastic book fair because they only had one copy and my friends and I thought it had a funny name.
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>>81381903
>>81367905
>>81367922
That was my first Goosebumps book, too. That shit is what got me hooked.

I need to go back and reread it one of these days.
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>>81381252
>lesbians
disgusting
i approve of the futa
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>>81381796
Diamond is Unbreakable
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Nobody remembered Stay Out of the Basement? Wtf is wrong with you people?
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>>81382650
I remember the episode of that more than the book.
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>>81360106
>was an avid goosebumps reader
>completely forgot about most of the plots, just that I liked it a lot even if it was kind of lame
>reread summaries
>tfw this explains a lot of my fetishes

/d/ before there was /d/ sheeeeit
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>>81382480
Good man.
>>81382650
Did you not read the thread?
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>>81382837
that goth girl would make best futa
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>>81367981
>I think it's cool that RL Stine personally picked him for the role.
Is that true? I'm glad. I remember when I saw the trailer I was joking how weird it must be for RL Stine to have Jack fucking Black play him in a movie.
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>>81383024
Especially when you consider that RL Stine is a hungry skellington.
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>>81371644
AYAOTD. It had a surprisingly lot of feels. I still think about the episode where the girl becomes friends with Thomas Jefferson. That ending
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>>81382925
As long as the chicken is laying eggs in her dick.
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>>81383235
I just want to get raped and beaten violently by her.
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>>81362910
You forgot one.
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>>81381252
>>81382480
>>81382925
>>81383235
>>81383279

This all seems like an elaborate plea to start an /aco/ Goosebumps thread. I approve if so.
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>>81369117
Don't remember much about this, but it really made me want to start a cult, doing dastardly deeds at night.
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>>81369615
This one got me interested in time shenanigans in general.
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Which one to read first /co/?
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>>81383355
someone go and make one now
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>>81382650
did the kids get out okay? I remember them hiding under the sink or something, but after that they were just left there in the middle of the forest. probably starved or died in the end I guess.
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>>81351488
>>81356191
>>81362315
>>81367993
Great taste!

>>81362766
>>81366870
>>81378909
These are good too.

>>81371845
I forgot this in class one day in 6th grade and the English teacher in the room next year took it for his personal library. I never got to finish reading it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvrCoDZUwRg
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>>81372833
Manlytears starred in a movie?
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>>81383355
>>81383474
We needs lewds first.
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I remember this goosebumps story where kids discover this mirror in the attic that turned you invisible. Forgot the name though.
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>>81383815
Let's Get Invisible!

>>81383510
You're thinking of How To Kill A Monster.
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>>81373684
I was thinking about animorphs too actually. I only read one of those books I think. 54 books is a lot. I still have like this vague desire to have a complete collection of the goosebumps main range and animorphs, and read them all chronologically. I'd hate myself for it but the sense of completion would be great. And also maybe one day if I have kids, or nephews/nieces, it could be useful to have all of the books?

>>81373742
>I'm currently doing this. I found a torrent with all of them and loaded them into my Kindle
Oh shit I didn't think of that. Having the physical book is obviously preferable but I could just download them all... and 2 hours is pretty short. I think I might actually do this, lads. How far in are you?
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>>81383912
>You're thinking of How To Kill A Monster.
shit, it's been too long dude, I assumed because of that hand
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>>81381903
Oh man, I remember this was the only Goosebumps book I ever bought. I had read a few in my school's library (Deep Trouble, Cuckoo Clock of Doom, How I Got My Shrunken Head) and I was so excited to buy one and read it at home. The mantis and the description mentioning a Mad Mangler spooked me out bad and I ended up returning it.

I was also a very impressionable child.
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>>81371927
Those two things did happen, but were completely unrelated to each other.

There's one where the sidekick befriends an ATM that gives him everyone's money and another one where looking for his dad's briefcase lets him discover the bureaucracy of lost items.
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>>81371998
R.L Stine and the monsters were amazing but the humans were kind of boring.

Just like a real Goosebumps book.
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>>81383321
Any story involving the Body Squeezers was hardcore.
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There's somebody trying to sell a complete collection of the goosebumps main range "collectible - like new" for $11,795... what the fuck are they thinking
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>>81382320

And they totally forgot about it in the first sequel.
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>>81381903
>You should have seen me fist pump in the theater when the Goosebumps movie included it, it's the most metal thing the series ever created.

I like how they included a reference to how the TV series cut the mantis. When Stine sees it, he doesn't remember it.
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>>81385423
Seems kind of weird to cut something that was on the cover of the book.
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>>81380762
Not sure if it was that book or another but there was one story that messed me up bad.
>Kid and his mom and dad go off on a roadtrip or something
>They come across a landfill full of random furniture and shit
>Mom and Dad cannot help themselves and start snatching shit
>Kid tries to get them to leave, they're too ensnared in looting to listen
>Kid fucking trips and gets sucked into some sludge and yells for help
>Story ends with him blacking out getting sucked in as his parents don't give a fuck
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>>81371845
This thing always spooked the hell out me. It was the one book that's cover legitimately kept me from wanting to read it.
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>>81385529

You know kid's shows don't have a lot of money, right? Especially not for special effects.
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>>81385613
Same shit that got me.
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>>81385756
Could've at least used a shitty puppet or something
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>>81378913
Lucky bastard. I have no clue what happened to all of mine and I had a shit ton back in the day. The only one I have left is the first graphic novel one. And to top it all off, I lost my Scary Stories books, too.
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>>81350753
Holy shit Irene
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>>81353808
>>81360106
Dana was suppose to be a girl
The original draft was a tomboy girl that went through that egg story which upset scholastic greatly. Stine just swap the gender pronouns resubmitted the draft and they were ok with it with the only change being male pronouns on Dana.
Which Stine found hilarious that it was ok for a young boy to be lock in a fridge and impregnated by egg monsters but not a young girl.
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Holy shit this site is tops

>http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/03/07-night-of-living-dummy.html

>"Kris attempts to get up to explain and Mr. Wood slips out from underneath her and starts dry-humping his way down the stairs like a snake. Kris runs down to catch up with him and pins him beneath her foot just as their parents arrive to ask what the deuce is afoot. They tell Kris that the night is for sleeping, not of the living dummy."
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>>81362315
All I see is this
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I think one of the most terrifying short stories that R.L. Stine wrote was about a kid who had a universal remote control, so he could bypass the laws of reality, etc.
But at the end of the story, the remote runs out of battery and he's left in an infinite black void with no way to get out.
The story suggests he's trapped in a pocket dimension, but it becomes bone chilling when you think about him destroying the universe instead, and him having to deal with the consequences for all eternity.
It messed me up as a kid.
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>>81367993
That damn books was a 6 years before sixth sense
To this day I think M.Night read the book and stole the idea. Same with Signs which was damn close to short of the end twist.
Thing even got hurt by water for fucksakes.
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>>81383916
Not that far along, currently on number 6 "Let's get invisible". I started a couple months ago, but I've been reading other "regular" books in between too.
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I used to read these books all the time as a kid, and even thinking that I had read all of them, except the choose your own scare ones.

Apparently not, as I never heard of the Goosebumps 2000 before, and a look at the wiki shows that I haven't read Monster Blood 4. Pretty close though.
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>>81387022
Cool. I do really want to do this but for some reason I have a strong attraction to physically owning the books (but I can't afford that right now), I guess I gotta settle for ebooks. Any hint where you found the torrent? Or is it easy enough to find on your own?
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Are there any wallpapers of these covers? They look so damn good.
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>>81373746
China Mevielle's Bas Lag trilogy has some insane fight scenes, crossbows that fire spinning razor blades to kill cactus people because bullets aren't that effective, hand-creatures that control people and let the people fly and breathe fire, a sword that pulls its other possible locations from other dimensions.
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>>81387295
Gotcha, senpai
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:462F90CD7788347F1296A6D9BA2425A83093626F&dn=Goosebumps&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.publicbt.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.istole.it%3a80%2fannounce
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>>81370076
Chef Goldblum played dracula
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>>81388671
Thanks. Since asking that question I've downloaded all of the Animorphs books. My current plan is to read all those as ebooks and then, eventually and if I get some money, buy physical copies of every main range goosebumps. Ebooks can be my backup plan though, senpai.

Not sure why I'm doing this actually, I've never been that interested in Animorphs. We'll see how I go.
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>>81386467
FUCK OFF WITH THAT. I DID NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THIS.
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>>81357582
Animorphs The Radio Drama: UNCENSORED had a bunch of guys read the books while giving MST3K commentary and sound effects. its pretty good
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>>81388823
>Chef Goldblum
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>>81385796
The mantis wasn't even needed.
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>>81385992
That's a complete double standard and technically lewd.
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>>81360106
>And then he actually lays it at the end of the story. Just squats down in his front yard and passes an egg.

The absolute madman.
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>>81346331
I used to live near an rl stine, doubt it was him. Recently too, found a box of the first 63 books, all original too, not those reprints.
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>>81374410
what a babe
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>>81386235
>http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/08/series-2000-4-5-invasion-of-body.html
>Out of Context Text Alert:
I swallowed hard and turned back to Mr. Fleshman.
He was still scowling at me, his silver eyes narrowed, moving the ball from one hand to the other.
Slap...slap...slap.
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>>81367741
I just watched a few episodes.
It's not that bad.
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