Storytime of Pain: Bloodlines (Part 1)

Oh shit

>>81335183
>Going anywhere near the Facehugger-brain ship.

They deserve to die horribly.

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Storytiming with these Google+ shit is an endurance, man.

You have to wonder who thought this was a good idea

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>>81335673
I'm sure Aliens was very popular at the time.

>>81335716
I'm sure that the concept was good but the execution and the following of it with that super-team composed solely of Bloodlines survivors just shit the bed hard.

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>>81335745
Hey, at least we got Hitman out of it, so it's not all bad.

>>81335853
>At least we got Hitman out of it

Mistakes into miracles I guess.

>>81335716
Aliens Vs Lobos

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>>81336314
>Wm
That's not a real name.

>>81336314
>Lobo caused them to go to Earth

Way to go.

>>81335340
Would you let Officer Layla leash you up and make you her dog?

Good boy!

>>81336543
>We'll talk about it later tonight

One of them is dying.

>>81334856
Jesus, are you ill?
You must be ill. Nobody likes Bloodlines.

>>81335210
I'm looking at this and thinking "this ship was born to fuck people in the ass."

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>>81337453
Yes.

>>81335485
>"We are awakened!"
>"Indeed brother!"
>"LET THE BUTTFUCKING OF ALL LIFE BEGIN!"

>>81335673
Someone who watched Aliens and really liked it and was under editorial pressure to find a new crossover subject.

>>81336432
Hey, he managed to kill one.
Shitload more then anyone on Earth pulled off for some time.

>>81337782
>I'm gonna call you Edge

You can't make this up.

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>>81337861
Something tells me Weezy was taking the piss when she wrote that.

>>81336910
>"Hmmm..."
>"What? What do the cards say?"
>"Shit....darling, you're going to get your brains sucked out today. We ALL are. Damn, that's a weird fucking card reading...."

>>81337861
That's what makes this so glorious.
This entire series is cringier then watching an Autistic kid try to sing in front of a laughing crowd, but it's still 100% serious and done with zero irony.

>>81337903
It's weird seeing Batman with his correct physical proportions now.
Ever since Jim Lee drew him he looks maybe 50lbs heavier then his official weight measurements.

>>81338153
Jesus, dude looks like a character in a 90's Sidescrolling Beat 'Em Up game.

>>81334856
ok so i love alan grant, and the art on that cover looks great, so before i start, whats so bad about this?

>>81338608
>A bunch of aliens ripped off from HR Giger's design on Aliens come to earth and begin thrashing all the amazingly powerful and well-established heroes but a new generation of edgy-as-fuck heroes caused by their arrival with names like "Gunfire" and "Edge" save the day despite being so much less competent and powerful that they couldn't hold a comic for more then a year at a time when comics were selling pretty well competed today.

That's why.

I love how Bloodlines in universe is a jole for forgetable heroes

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The one New Blood Morrison likes.

>>81339114
A lot of 90's shit was like that.
Bloodlines was just way less subtle about it.

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>>81339535
>that name
Aw sheit

>>81339849
>This is Nick at night.
Christ, I MUST be old if I get references that dated.

I think this guy is the only one of the Bloodlines guys to stay moderately relevant after this besides Tommy.

>>81340546
Pretty much, yeah.

>>81340692
>fight dirty
>just blinds them

You can explode shit by running through it Wally, you can fight dirtier.

>>81340724
Flash literally has never stopped jobbing since the day his character was created.
It's just something you deal with when reading Flash comics.

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More BLOOD is spilled tomorrow!

>>81341013
How much blood we talking?

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>>81341188
All the blood.
This blood's for you.

>>81337610
Why do they keep calling him a werewolf?

It's like they wanted to do aliens, but they also wanted to do vampires and werewolves so they just keep cramming those words in for no reason

That being said im enjoying it so far

>>81337782
>his name is edge

Stop the presses, how have I not heard of this guy

>>81344015