Homestuck

if only most of the people in these threads could realize OP's pic is accurate

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What did she mean by this?

Are Rose and Aranea the only Light players you can trust for speculation?

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Reminder that John "Slay a gay everyday to keep the homos away" Egbert will never be in a gay ship

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What didn't she mean by this?

>>81305534
Does Jade need Vriska too?

>>81305534
But it isn't.

>>81305568
yes

>>81305534
Poor Davekat shippers
You can see the end is coming and now you're
Desperate

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And here is your dose.

>I trust a random wall writing

>>81305596
why do you think everyone that disagrees with you is a davekat shipper
karkat has nothing to do with this

>>81305537
>>81305598
TH4NKS DOC

>>81305560
Means all those people saying last update that she's not interested in dave were wrong

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xth for
Mess
Waste
Big Fat Mistake

I haven't been paying attention. Why's Terezi an asshole now?

>>81305534
You're right, she doesn't need him.
But damned if she doesn't want him.

>>81305534
Maybe it was accurate when he wrote it. When Dave saw Jade again he remembered how good it felt to be not gay and will probably dump Karkat's busted ass in the epilogue.

>>81305643
shes always been like that. you shouldve payed attention

>>81305637
I didn't know Hussie was Jeb Bush

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>>81305560
that Jade somehow can judge if a guy's a good kisser even if she never kissed anybody before

>>81305559
Does something else happen afterwards?

I think the fights are going to go well until the Green sun dies, after which Jade will be roughed up a bit and G-Tavros gets killed by Lord English

>>81305676
He starts killing them

To be honest, I think the version that ends with "NOT ON MY WATCH" is funnier

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MUH DICK, WHAT AN UPDATE
even terezi was awesome

but lets get down to business, fella
how long will terezi last on this battle

>>81305560
dave is probably a horrible kisser
like jasprose, jade has not yet processed that half of davepeta is nepeta

>>81305663
Well, they both blew millions of their donors' money trying to achieve something.

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>>81305674
>RoseJade
YES YES YES

THE PLANETS ARE NEVER WRONG

>>81305596
I'm actually kind of confused
For the past few threads it's been nonstop and majority "Davekat is shit" stuff
Then suddenly all these people come out and it's all about supporting it
Why? Davekat was fucking awful. The characters barely acted like themselves with all the teases and it told more than shown

>>81305663
who do you think hussie is voting for

They act like LE Jack and Slick are equal.
Slick just has LE's Staff/gun, and LE Jack has giant eye lasers and Crowbar's crowbar
SS is going to die and I'm going to be really fucking sad

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Why is Hussie so handsome?

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>>81305676
this

>>81305730
Probably Bernie, that cuck

>>81305717
Maybe Davesprite had lots of practice kissing Jade so knows how to get her going

Like that one fic where he studies his older self for sex advice

>>81305728
there are no davekat supporters in this thread
the guy youre replying to is an idiot

>>81305749
Only John E can save us from the gay trollpocalypse

>>81305726
wasn't the whole point that that whole incarnation of the incipisphere was completely fucked and needed to be erased
if anything, the planets should never NOT be wrong

>>81305768
Please, last thread we had pages of people arguing for Davekat

yfw you realize jasprose called nepeta her wife as a reference to the people who were gonna cry about their "waifu" being ruined

>>81305806
and thats not this thread
now we just have people claiming anyone who doesnt like davejade is a davekat shipper

>>81305717
Dave could be the worst kisser and she'd say he's a good kisser, because Jade is a desperate slut

>>81305537
It means she was ready to sacrifice her love for Karkat if that resulted in saving his life.

John, Rose, Roxy, Jane and Kanaya vs Condy
Jake vs The Felt
Davepeta and Ghost Army vs Lord English
Terezi, Dave and Dirk vs Spades Slick and Union Jack
Jade vs Bec Noirs
Karkat vs (Karkat)
Vriska vs (Vriska) 2.0

I am fucking hype for EOA6!
>implying the last two will happen
lamo

>>81305730
Bernie, probably. Although ipgd's post made fun of berniebros so maaaaybe Hillary.

10/10 update
Glad someone gets close to hussie's MSPA style.

>>81305869

i can tell one that will happen

meenah vs vriska

>you will never be the royal leg polisher for either carapacian queen

Man, have you guys ever noticed how often John gets bossed around?

if spades slick doesn't react to terezi i'm going to be fucking pissed

then again, i'll also be fucking pissed if DD doesn't pull something out of his ass to change everything, kanaya doesn't die, davepeta does literally anything important, jane does nothing, jake does nothing, or the crowbar isn't an important plot point so i'm probably an exception

>>81305926
He does doesn't he? It's almost like he has no choice.

> CALLIOPE: perhaps you should try to have,
> CALLIOPE: "fun."

what did she mean?

>missed ya
>yall
Dave what the fuck

>>81306034
Fun is just a buzzword.

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>>81306034
"fun"

boy this is gonna be a real Jack-off huh

>>81306034
She's literally going to run off and play with her dogs.

>>81306034
sex

>>81306034
Fun is a keyword to get violently raped.

>>81306034
She was telling Jade to rape Dave in his ass.

>>81305483
Terezi's Jelezi

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>>81306034
That for some reason Calliope is incapable of understanding the concept of fun
Despite having used it before

I've been a defender of these outsourced panels since they started, but that single panel transition where Jade warps away from WV and Calliope was maybe the laziest thing I've seen yet. Especially considering her warping in to LOTAK has the proper animation.

No matter how good the updates are now, it'll never be as good as Act 4 or 5. I started reading in 2012, which is like 4 years ago now, but I wish I had discovered Homestuck sooner and been there when Cascade happened.

It's not like I didn't have a chance either. I remember watching some shitty youtube video 'Nyan Cat 2' or something in 2011. Under the music banner there was 'Toby 'Radiation' Fox - Walls Covered in Blood'.
'Why is such a cheery song called walls covered in blood?', I think. One google search and I could have got into Homestuck in it's prime. But I didn't, I thought the song title was just ironic and left it at that. And when I did catch up I caught up to Meenahbound.

There was this atmosphere in Act 5 which will never come back, even if the next few updates and eoa6 are amazing.

>>81306170
That's kinda hot.

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>>81306149
Who needs dogs?

>>81306205
it's my fetish

>>81306207
Nepeta is a shit character.

>>81306207
when will jade realize dave isnt the only purrson she just kissed

>>81306260
(You) have a shit taste

>>81305537
on the one hand i'm embarrassed that someone saved this
on the other hand i'm proud because it took me at least half an hour

>>81298067
this song has a weirdly familiar vibe to it. banjo-kazooie, maybe?

>>81306195
>I wish I had discovered Homestuck sooner and been there when Cascade happened.
Trust me, that shit was so hype. It was so hype that crashed multiple websites. I couldn't even watch it until the next day.

And then when I did watch it, it blew my fucking mind. I still remember seeing the borders of the animation expand for the first time.

>>81306266
It's the only person in that amalgamate she cared about

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>>81305637
He looks a bit like Eliezer Yudkowsky

Only less smug

>>81306276
Doesn't change the fact that Nepeta is a shit character.

>>81306207
>Jade is a dog

>>81305637
Why you have pictures of my daddy?

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>>81305676
ur welcum

>>81306291
And the stuff Davepeta was saying is kind of reminiscent of some of Yudkowski's Timeless Decision shit

Just saying

>>81306207
Nepeta is dead.

>>81306315
The Dog/Cat relationship only makes it better

>>81306347
nepeta is dead is a meme

>>81305643
She's channeling Karkat, Specifically his first lines in the comic.

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>>81306357
Dogs and cats are incompatible

>>81306381
This is proof that Karezi will happen.

>>81306337
I wonder if secretly Hussie and Yud are the same person irl. Yud is just Hussie in a fat suit acting as smug as he really is.

(seriously there are other parralels as well, like Wizardy Herbert/HPMOR)

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How good will these upcoming fights be?
Will anything top Mobster Kingpin?

>>81306332
This is really edgy.

>>81305694
>the Green sun dies
>G-Tavros gets killed by Lord English
This, please. Just end his fucking suffering. If he lives he won't even have cool powers to offset his forever miserable existence.

>>81303729
>Someone reposted this webm I nabbed from AGDG
I'm glad it has resonated with you too, anon.

>>81306195
My friends were into the comic back in 2010 but I was like, 14 at the time, and not that good at reading English. So I only caught up to Slickpaint.
I still don't know what I should have done - gotten into the comic earlier or just not at all.

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>>81306115
fucking puns

>>81306407
>post-retcon Karezi
Why?

>>81305674
>long haired rose
>short haired jade
Someone please draw more characters with different hairstyles.

Is it just me or does Karkat's dialog seem off?

Imagine if for the rest of Homestuck no sort of relationship is never hinted at in the slightest ever again.

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>>81306581
Rose with long hair is literally perfection

>>81306608
It's easy if you try.

>shipbait
>WOW SO GOOD 10/10 UPD8

>>81306608
not even friendship?
that would be pretty shitty, sempai

>>81306544
I was joking.

Doesn't mean I wouldn't mind some sort of final conversation for the reader, something that gives some satisfying closure instead of nothing.

>>81306626
its only bad if its someone elses ship

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>>81306581

That was a fucking 10/10 update. Borderline flawless. It would be better with Hussie's art, but whatever.

>>81306608
>imagine a story with characters who have no relationships whatsoever

Wow yeah that sounds really compelling and interesting.

>>81306608
i fucking wish
i'm starting to get annoyed by all those Davekat hints in the latest updates, especially during the Lotus conversations

>>81306188
Occam's Razor giving Hussie the benefit of the doubt: Predominant Calliope was not brought up by Gamzee and has normal Cherub inclinations. Because Silly Calliope was brought up by him, she has a borrowed, ingrained concept of mirth that does not occur to her as unfamiliar or unnatural.

How much of this is an unforgiveable tabula rasa of character development is a good point for debate.

>>81306626
That's because it's not a bad ship like Davekat

>>81306666
That haircut is way too short for Jade. >>81306614 is better.

>>81306626
>KARKAT: I HOPE DAVE DOESN'T DIE
"this is fucking disgusting. im going to be sick"
>JADE: hey dave btw we kissed ;D
"finally, a solid quality update"

>>81306614
Jade has just literally turned into Green Jane.

I think the high hip-to-waist ratio and come hither eyes may have more to do with Rose's perfection here.

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What happened?

>>81306696
gamzee would make a good lusus, unlike his own lusus. maybe that's why

>>81306725
Kickstarter, dad died, got literally robbed, etc

>>81306626
>>81306712
There were other parts to the update, you know.

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>>81306701

>>81306286
The hypest thing I was around for was like.. Game Over? At that point I was just done with Homestuck. I thought it wouldn't ever end and only caught up very occasionally.

I think around the time of Vriskagram or shes8ack I though 'fuck this' and quit for good, except I cared about Homestuck so little that by the time I remembered it again early this year (through Undertale, of course), I had forgotten I dropped it.

I hope this final flash has been worth the wait.

>>81306763
But that's Rose. Long hair looks good on her, but I prefer Jade.

>>81306762
It's probably mad davekat shippers again, ignore them

>>81306762
like the part where a 2 line callback was spread out over like 10 pages?
other than those two things nothing else happened

>>81306759
It's safe to say he regrets the Kickstarter happening at least as much as we do, and that's all I really wanted.

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>>81306724

>>81306712
>everyone gets disgusted by Davekat bait
>I get disgusted by Karkat calling all his doomed versions losers and not learning shit

>>81306762
Literally the only other thing was some cool team posing
which was cool, but it's not much
and Jade deciding to stay awake and fight. That was cool too

>>81306798
That was great!

>>81306803
Can someone explain the kickstarter shit to me? I know that there's a game and some money shit happened and that's it.

>>81306834
Well, neither did he. He is just there because Echidna needs him there for some reason.

>>81306775
fucking vriskagram. i think what I hated most about that was seeing gamzee drained of all pride and enslaved. he was once so mirthful

>>81305483
YOU ARE LISA SIMPSON.

Polling worked well a few threads back, so I'm going to ask a few more questions:

- Outside of Classpect and other such well-discussed topics, what elements of the Homestuck universe would you most like to see explored?

- Is BKEW's type of game mechanic theorising a good or bad thing overall? Does it matter?

- What would you change about the game of Sburb, to make it more engaging as a game or a plot device?

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fixed an art error

I'm just going to point out that retard Calliope has spirals on her cheeks, not full circles.

Has anyone tried saying "Caliborn" to her?

>>81306888
you clearly weren't here when everyone despised gamzee and thought hussie was a hack for using him so much

>>81306725
Hussie's soul is what makes acts 1-5 so great. He ran out of chakras, however, and became an empty shell of a being. The comic, deprived of its eldritch source of power, consequently turned out terrible as well.

But yeah, >>81306759 is right.

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Wich one /hst/?

>>81306919
I want to fuck Calliope.

>>81306685
Remember when homestuck wasn't all about ships? It was pretty compelling and interesting
unless you're being pedantic and pretending they're talking about any kind of relationship

>>81306912
-i want more conversations between characters that dont interact more. also a canon auspistice

-bkew doesnt matter

-remove the paradox clones and put WAY less focus on predestination

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>>81306928
I was, I just liked him too much to care about the hate, he is the most beautiful clown

>>81306853
Hussie gave the money to The Odd Gentlemen to make the game
After a good amount of time they give him a shitty alpha that's just a room with Joey colliding with the bookcase
Turns out they spent all the money for their King's Quest game

>>81306912
I'm curious whether there's something that determines the race born from each session. Like humans created in the troll session and the trolls made in the horrorterror's session.

>>81306853
Hussie paid The Odd Gentleman to create the game, but they have wasted their money on King's Quest instead, only doing a really retarded showcase demo and barring him from their office when he wanted to come over and discuss things. In the time, his dad passed away to.

to make the game, Hussie decided to create his own studio, in New York. And after they initially worked with 3D, they switched to 2D.

>>81306949

>wanting to fuck worst character ever

Shit in a pile and die.

>>81306965
>canon auspistice
Kanaya and Vriska

>>81306944
Vriska 8ever

>>81306944
For sex, right?
>Kanaya is a lesbian
>Vriska is a bitch
>Aradia is poor
>Feferi is boring
I guess either Nepeta or Terezi.
Pick for me.

>>81306992
anon said nothing about davepeta

>>81306944
>Nepeta among the bustier trolls
huh

>>81306919
I'm sure Gamzee would.

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What does it say, /co/?

>>81306988
>>81306979
Wow, what a bunch of fags. I'll keep that in mind next time I want one of their games. Is there an update on the state of the current homestuck game?

>>81307003
auspistices are three people, anon
and kanaya was a failure

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>>81305568
Jade is good with dogs. Vriska is a huge bitch. Bitch is a term for female dogs. Vriska is female.

Jade is gonna train Vriska to be a good girl, with treats and petting. Heavy petting.

>>81307018

Have retard Calliope and Gamzee interacted? He's still in the fridge, isn't she? And she joined the trolls a very short (in-comic) time ago.

>>81306944
According to my zodiac, I should bang Vriska, Feferi and Kanaya

>>81307048
from 3d to 2d

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>>81306792
Dear god I literally do not care about dave ships but you guys are really turning me off davejade with this shipping war/davekat boogeyman shit
I was even posting/looking for cute art of it yesterday because the kiss made me like it a bit

>>81307048
Being made in 2D by Hussie and his own studio. That's all I've got. Apparently he's okay with moving to 2D because the existing 3D models didn't animate too well and looked odd with the Homestuck art style.

>>81306944
Aradia duh

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>>81306581

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>I'm genuinely enjoying homestuck again

Please no, its gonna hurt when it gets bad again! I don't want to be hurt again!

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>>81307041

Well, what is this?
https://soundcloud.com/user-223697287-365062392/0f3-9983

>>81307086
How do I find out which ones I should bang?

>>81306912
Show some failed sessions of particular note briefly.

Like Super meat boy where once you beat a level you see all your fuckups simultaneously.

>>81307107
>he's okay with moving to 2D because the existing 3D models didn't animate too well and looked odd with the Homestuck art style.

and of course that actually means "We have no decent 3d modelers and no money so we have to change everything"

>>81306725
People always complain about how his work ethic isn't like it used to be, but am I the only one who thought it was really unhealthy? Doing nothing but work, eat and sleep can't be good for you.

He must still like Homestuck enough to get that tattoo, but no wonder he got burnt out eventually (obviously family tragedies and embezzlement help too).

Hussie always answered the question 'is there anything you'd change' with 'definitely not', but somewhere in like 2012 or 2013, he must have been getting doubts (probably about killing off Vriska). Putting that much effort into something and then realising you don't like it is probably a shitty feeling.

tl;dr, Vriska killed Hussie

>>81306983
Good question actually. It makes me wonder if humans fit some kind of Troll ideal. One blood colour, no huge disparities in lifespan or power, an intimate connection via family is inherent in reproduction. It's sort of a idea funny when consider that some seem to idealise the vestigial gender of troll society, and how it outsources the pain of child-rearing and so on, that perhaps the human system, with lusii only as small optional pets, may reflect a positive notion.

Also, what of the idea that cherubs made the troll universe? Would the fact that trolls socialise at all, even if they don't rear their young, represent a cherub utopia? That not all relationships are negative?

On another note: we know the troll's blood symbols created arrangements of stars that would be interpreted as appropriate myths in human culture. So presumably whichever world is made by the humans will have constellations for a ghost, a monster, a radical dude with a hat, a many-eyed cat, a disc, a skull and a squid monster.

Does anyone have that update image/gif of a knife being thrown at the screen with update written on it? That was the best one.

Davepeta's talk about everyone actually remembering their countless versions and that they all are important makes me think that ultimately they will just do the same thing Terezi already did.

Or something in that vein.

>>81307206
What a 8itch.

Idea:

Calliope is gonna end up becoming some kind of divine figure in the session after doing whatever with the Green Sun and thus will be able to 'correct things' after the threats are defeated and the session can end.

By correct I mean she's going to 'clean up' all the lost timelines and ghosts by merginf them altogether, including sprites. This plays well with what Jade mentioned about the sum of all Jades adding to the greater idea of Jade. Maybe the pre-retcon versions get merged with the post-retcons so that they retain their development as well as giving a happy ending. This would be a fandom wank ending cause it'd mean that all dead chars come back to life and everyone's happy so it'll probably never happen.

>>81307170
Surely Dave's dead-and-doomed-selfs escapades are just that? Not from the viewer's perspective but certainly from his memory. Could make for a good flash.

>>81307171
The models were kinda janky when they weren't moving so I'd believe that

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>>81306979
>Turns out they spent all the money for their King's Quest game
Well, a part of the money. They resolve it outside of court and Hussie got back a part of it and decided that he would found his own dev studio to make his game.

More on this Odd gentlema, told Hussie it was better to go 3D.

Once he is back at doing his game himself, he relize that the game is turning to shit in 3D so he fire most of the team of his studio he created and restart from scratch, now doing the game in 2D.

incidentally it's finally starting to look good.

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>>81306034
What the fuck did you think she meant?

>>81307161
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are fire signs and compatible with each other and air signs

Gemini, Libra and Aquarius are air signs and compatible with each other and fire signs

Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn are earth signs and compatible with each other and water signs

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces are water signs and compatible with each other and earth signs

>>81307296
>actual child jade
No

>>81307152
There's only like 80 pages left, not much time for it to get bad.

>>81307048
>Is there an update on the state of the current homestuck game?
Here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14293468/homestuck-adventure-game/posts/1453119

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>>81307041

>>81307313
>Cancer
Neat.

>>81307294
I dunno, that looks okay at best. But just normal MSPA-style sprites would look so much better. None of this hippo-legged legoface stuff.

>>81307276
Yeah, that sort of thing was always my favorite bits of the early acts.

>>81307152
I was never bad. Just on Hiatus.

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>>81306614
No fuckin way, Rose's hair is like half the reason she looks so good

>>81307358
That looks like a young Robin Wright

>>81307339
Just normal sprites wouldn't have required 2 millions. I think that he might have gone that way if the KS only had gotten to the base goal.

>>81307154
10 minutes of "loud and monotonous", and hopefully not part of the final flashes.

>>81307323
Oh god.

>>81307339
>might have gone that
I like that style, personally.

>>81306581
which ones?

>>81307041
:33< you don't n33d him

>>81307506
long haired Rose

>>81307154
Fake, there are no leitmotifs at all.

>>81307506
Equius with a 'fro.

Or make that Nep.

>>81307313
Real astrology is some bullshit.

>>81307549
why not both

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>>81307041

>>81307601
Sure, why not.

>>81307610
someone make a freedom edit

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>>81307018
Gamzee just goes along with whoever dominates
But I'm sure he prefers calliope

>>81306461
The sad thing is, I feel like if Hussie really put the time and effort into it, these fights would make Mobster Kingpin look like horseshit in comparison.

But I think he's just too lazy to put forth that sort of effort. They'll all probably be very brief and one-sided.

>>81307506
Tavros having Karkat's hairstyle

Karkat having Tavros' hairstyle

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This was good

>>81306949
Pretty sure Caliborn wants to fuck her as well.

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>>81307722
gotta agree, that's simply funny

>>81307738
What are you implying?

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Bow to your ruler.

>>81307785
Oh how the tables have turned.

>>81307823
>you will never bend over for nepeta

>>81307876
>implying Huss still hasn't the same humor.

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>>81307041

>>81306944
I want to befriend Terezi, hatefuck Vriska, and be papped by Kanaya

and I wanna go scuba diving with fef
in reality I'd probably get along best with nep
aradia's the best but I don't wanna do anything with her

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>>81307041

Does Jake still have his totally not Lord English helmet?

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>>81307041
It doesn't say anything silly, it's a picture

>>81307917
I was referring to the fact that Karkat went from calling people fags to being a fag.

How does reviving the troll race work exactly?

Like, after the mother grub hatches, does she already have genetic information enough to produce trolls once she reaches adulthood? Or do the remaining trolls actually have to shag in order to provide the most diverse DNA? And does red or black rom have any impact on the genes?

Like, would two trolls that both fill a black and red bucket still provide the same genes?

>>81307972
Good question, I can't remember if it broke that time he fell and went unconscious for ages.

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>>81307041

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>>81307896
desperate vriska only makes it more fun

Prediction time

Next two updates:
-Jade meets Becs
-Ghost army stuff

EOA6:
-all the fights
Intermission 3 (40 pages):
-The thing in Caliborn's masterpiece

Act 7:
-Epilogue
-Huge walkarond
-All time loops get resolved.

Homestuck
Actually not that bad

>>81308021
But he's not a fag.

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>>81307896
what did she mean by this?

>>81308021
karkat has always liked guys that isnt a change

>>81307823
I've sort of just accepted that this ship is doomed as a separate entity at this point in time.

>>81308035
Gigantic troll orgy. That's pretty much it.

>>81308159
but davepeta is headed to where karkat is RIGHT MEOW

Can someone photo shop jades face onto the EB guys neck with the caption 'hey guys'?

>>81308035
I'm p sure (from the troll romance exposition) you need the two types of genetic material to create the incestous slurry.

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>>81307041

>dave/jade
>dave/karkat
>davepeta/jade
>davepeta/karkat
pick two

>>81308268
if you're gonna spam this image on every homestuck thread you're gonna get banned anyway so just post the uncensored one and be done with it

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>>81308181
mmm

>>81308293
dave/jade/karkat

>>81308293
>Dave/Karkat
>Davepeta/Karkat

>>81308293
Dave/Jade

>>81308181
that thing is not nepeta

>>81308035
Presumably the MG's genesorting mechanisms ensure that eggs recieve a healthy balance of material with little redundancy or extreme mismatches, which is the danger that inbreeding curries. So the current 6 or so surviving trolls could problably sire at least a small generation of trolls by themselves. Trolls really are a hardy population.

As for red+black effect on genes, we only have headcanon and our reasons for that headcanon. Mine:
- Trolls produce four types of gametes, two of which are spermatoform and two ovaform.
- One of each set is red and one is black, and will only fertilise with each other.
- Trolls have two sorts of sex, each of which unleashes of the sperm types, thus fertilizing the appropriate type of egg in the other troll
- The resulting fertilized "eggs" however are incomplete, and need to bond with an egg of the opposite sort to form a complete "egg"
- A troll that has successfully been fertilized in both ways will have a complete supergamete, not quite equivalable to either a sperm or egg
- This then gets squirted into a bucket and colleted by the drones, which funnel it into the MG/s, et voila, troll eggs

It's the best-fitting to the evidence and simultaneously least elaborate explanation I can muster.

>>81308311
Nah I post it after I saved it from a few threads ago. Where is uncensored

>>81307823
>tfw you started the threadly KatNep years ago
>tfw it's still going without you

what's the difference between freedom and choice

>one davejade related update better and more engaging than every single davekat related update

What went wrong

>>81308386
literally google image search it and go to images of all size, there, first result

>>81308293
I like Davepeta/Jade because it's basically Davesprite/Jade comforting the lonely alternate version of his last, dead girlfriend.

>>81308422
i'm not sure whether she's bleeding on his face or if it's something else

>>81308421
Davekat

>>81308421
forced ships

>>81308484
theyre both forced, you just like one of them

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>>81308485
fuck off

>>81308374
That's a more detailed description than I hoped for. Thanks.

>>81308067
who's fighting LE again?

>>81308547
How is davejade forced?
That shit was around since what, act 3? Act 4?

>>81308293
but I don't wanna pick any of them
the kiss was cute though

>>81308566
davepeta and/or vriska

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Kanaya is best human

>>81308410
With freedom you are guaranteed to have choice(s), but when having a choice you are not necessarily free.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU

>>81308594
her eyes look wrong

>>81308555
morally repugnant.

>>81308589
oh right, the whole ghost army.

If it is vriska/meenah/ghost army who beats LE that would be just overwhelmingly underwhelming.

>>81308566
the ghost army and the sprite abomination

>>81308591
>JadeDave ruined

But this update was literally the exact opposite

>>81308575

Try "the very end of 5-2"

>>81308293
Jade/Karkat

I know you gave me options but they were all shit so I ignored them.

>>81308591
>Yachiru was sword and Kenpachi goes bankai
oh shit what
time to head to /a/ I guess

>>81308621
I took them from rose

>>81308594
strong sad got a makeover

>>81308646
still less forced than davekat, which has been around literally since the last update before the omegapause

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>>81308594
Does she have a 7up bottle on her shirt as a nod to 7up loving vampire, Dio?

kek
homestuck is shit
take that nerds

i just realized
DavexDave has been possible since act 4
why isn't it a fan favorite

It's odd not knowing like every little detail about the comic anymore.


mom/dad was a good ship btw

>>81308646
But not really? We had teases between them as early as those acts. Their initial frog-hunting stuff was act 5-2 as well.
Again, how was this forced? There were a lot of early teases, and they worked well together.

>>81308693
I tried using her Lipstick

>>81308676
fucking spoilers bro, but kenpachi going bankai does sound pretty cool

>>81308293
I want Dave to leave.

>>81308557
I never thought I'd be thanked for that. No problem.

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>>81308710
But I agree.

>>81306853
http://pastebin.com/5mC0qTE9

>>81308712
>xD

>>81308686
there were davekat references and shit in act 5 act 2 too
if you only count "these characters are actually dating", then davejade has never existed and davespritejade is only an act 6 thing

>>81308686

As an actual romantic pairing, sure. But Dave and Karkat have more chemistry in their interactions than Dave and Jade ever did.

Since space players are destined to be lonely does that mean rose is gonna die?

>>81308712
It's gonna be the hot new ship of 2016, I can feel it.

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>>81307144
Tell me Nerevar

does the best girl

deserve to be exposed to a horsedickjoke?

>>81308712
it is

>>81308591
Dont forget jojo part 4!

>>81308591
>reading bleach
>not browsing glorious one piece

>>81308766
Man, back in my day bait meant something

>>81308722

Early Jade was flirty and bubbly towards everyone until her dream self blew up. That wasn't shipping, just her personality. And frog hunting WAS near the end of 5-2.

>>81308744
Were they trying to make the character as ugly as possible?

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http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/
>he deleted everything on his tumblr

>>81308676
reading the threads for it was cool, like I went in thinking that it was stupid as hell, but then people started posting foreshadowing for it

how does the guy do it

>>81308767
No, Kanaya is.

>>81308809
Well you're doing a fine job demonstrating what it meant with your post.

>>81308809

>chemistry always refers to romantic chemistry

try that dave/karkat interactions were always consistently good and dave/jade conversations were snoozefests when they even happened

>>81308825
He went full kubo. Coincidentaly never go full kubo

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>>81308109
Vriskat endgame.

>>81308818
He's going to shoot himself. Maybe on his quest bed

>>81308868
>kringlefucker and the things before that were a snoozefest
Man, I take it back. You're not trolling, you're just fucking stupid.

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>>81308771
WHERE THE FUCK DOES THAT COMES FROM?
the search page on mspa didn't return anything about this convo.

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End game children right here

>>81308921
>doesnt like the same things as me
>fucking idiot

>>81308937
Ministrife

>>81308942
>has shit taste
>is an idiot
Yes that's how it works

>>81308958
Oh, yeah.

>>81308942
You are pretty retarded bro

>>81308810
Yeah
I don't wanna get into this debate but I always thought Jade treated Dave the same way she treats everyone else
I think she's like Jake in that she'll just go along with relationships with people she cares about if they have enough special moments/they come on to her
single Jade and Jake 4 endgame

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>>81308646
nah

>>81309019
>but I always thought Jade treated Dave the same way she treats everyone else

She really didn't. Dave treated her noticeably nicer, and even after her dream self blew up she was way more flirty with him.

>>81308921

>jade alchemizing a bunch of shit on her own with about 6 lines input from dave counts as jade/dave conversation

>>81309039
this is when homestuck went downhill

damn shipping bait

>>81309039
fucking thank you anon

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>>81308771
I chuckled like a bitch when I read :33<

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>>81308940
Everyone points out how smug Johnska is, but he looks like the protagonist of every /ss/ hentai ever.

So no wonder he's smug. He's probably been fucked by all their mothers.

>>81309039
>Hussie even said that was deliberately a tease for Dave/Jade

>>81308767
Only if they're close with their aspect
Kanaya's shit at her aspect

>>81305637

why does hussie look like he either just did or is about to commit a series of war crimes or atrocities.

>>81309105
*raped
either way Roseaya is a qt

>>81308937
>this guy with the m0hawk was flirting with me and i was being full receptive t0 his advances
holy fuck I loved the ministrife

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>>81309075
>noticeably nicer

>>81309169
>Raped

You don't look that smug after being raped. Also he's smugly looking at Roseaya because he was fucked by BOTH her mothers.

>>81309105
Kanaya was destined to do the 'ara ara~'

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>>81307525
god i love drawing hair

>>81309075
Yeah. He also accused her of having sexual fantasies about him in Act 4

>>81307823
My ruler is Meulin, bitch! The only thing better than Nepeta is a high on the drugs long-haired Nepeta

>>81309294
Now short haired Jade

>>81306260
as a cat lover i agree entirely.

>>81308813
no, that's a candid photo, you rude asshole

>>81309075
Yeah, Dave treated her different, but she was just as bubbly and cutesy as she is with everyone
Like yeah she playfully teased him and stuff, but you gotta play ball if you're gonna talk to Dave

>>81308864
>i know you are but what am I
back to tumblr, son

>>81309294
nice to see you again angel

any plans on original projects?

>>81308808
I haven't read One Piece since the time skip, I don't have to reread 800 chapters. When you factor in it's 20 pages a pop that's 16,000 pages and hella long read.

Bleach takes like, a minute a chapter. Because Kubo.

>>81309075
>poster talks about how jade acts
>well dave treated her-
they weren't talking about dave

>>81309440
Which she was totally able to do after waking up

Well, it looks like davekat... got a bit jaded

>>81309275
Why Do You Get To Fuck Two Moms

>>81309317

Dave actually accuses most characters he talks to of being in love with him. He did it to Rose and Karkat fairly regularly and I think some of the trolls as well (Tavros for sure).

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>>81309470
just doing stuff to fill my portfolio
and a few requests here and there, this is from last night if anyone wants it

>>81309525
Looks like davekat... is shit.

>>81309294
When was the last time you drew porn? Not going to request any, just genuinely curious.

>>81309566
Surprised I didn't see it earlier.

Ashamed I didn't think of doing it myself.

>>81309481

I bet it's still a quicker read than Homestuck

>>81309587
Cute Jasprose!

>>81309604
She did a nepeta fairly recently

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>>81308744
Is that snot leaking out of their nose?
Why is so much Homestuck fanart so nasty looking these days. I kind of prefer the days of kawaii animu chibis like pic related, at least the artist was trying to make something look nice.

Hussie's aracial statement was dumb and a cop out of actual diversity, and was just setting people up for upset when it became obvious that all the humans where thin white kids.

It just meant infighting between different tumblr groups and people using headcanons to show off how ~progressive~ they are. Note that it is almost always white people who have the dumbest ones.

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so jade's gonna die, right?

>>81309587
Good, good, I needed a squared sprite to have my Johnrose in addition to davejade

>>81309651
That's a cleft lip.

>>81309654
She'll be having a little death.