ITT: cartoon characters you could probably beat in a fight

Riley isn't someone you beat up. Riley is someone you bully relentlessly into low self-esteem and self harm. Watch her transform from a happy go lucky pre-teen to a brooding, defeated, self loather.

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>>81256354

>>81256354
This should happen to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZB5LTbp_g

>>81256459
What the fuck is netball?

>>81256459
ah, good to see Aussies use the same guilt trip commercials we're subjected to in the states

>>81256397
But that's too much work.

>>81256480
Like basketball but you don't dribble just pass.

>>81256480
bootleg volleyball with hoops

>>81256441
I would rather beat up that one burned girl.

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>>81256354
getting this one out of the way

>>81256354
Never.
I'll never hurt her.
You failed, anon. I am a summoner, like my namefags before me!

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Easy

>>81256503
plus you can't move when you have the ball
...I think
It's a girl's sport.

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She could give me a paper cut, but I'm not too worried. Last time I got a paper cut, I only cried for 20 minutes.

>>81256354
Given how much she's into hockey, wait a few more years until she gains enough muscle mass and strength and she will probably be the one who beats the shit out of you, thanks to her six pack and aggressive behavior. It's what she earns after all these years of bullism and helpless personality.

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>>81256354

>>81258785

I doubt you could beat me.

>>81258703
hmmm...is there any dominant muscle-loli Riley art?

>>81258904
Yes, some anons used to post a picture like that but it's beyond creepy and vomit inducing. But now someone will probably post it since I mentioned it.

>>81259080
oh boy

>>81256354
>OP tries to beat up Riley, gets shirt pulled over head and pummeled.

>>81256496
She's a little girl. Do you have any idea how easy it is to make them feel terrible? Less work than hitting them.

>>81256637
what namefags, you are the only one here. wheres your Riley fan buddy?

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>>81258904
>>81259080
>>81259365

You are welcome.

>>81261003
yeah right, goku

>>81256397

Amen brother I could see her in a long running manga about middle school bullying where she's forced to eat a tube of lipstick on the locker room and has "virgin slut" all over her locker in permanent marker as her bitch bullies NTR every boy she likes out from under her

>>81260694
Good fucking god

>>81256397
>Watch her transform from a happy go lucky pre-teen to a brooding, defeated, self loather.
So just be a stair railing?

>>81261003
Batman, please go.

>>81262407
I seriously doubt it.

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Im 90% sure I could beat up everyone in pic related

>>81261413
> forced to eat a tube of lipstick on the locker room and has "virgin slut" all over her locker in permanent marker

Diane, pls go

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Motherfucker puts bees in a goddam pinata

>>81264033
I actually really wanna kick Steven's ass

>>81264344
Th-Thanks doc
>>81264033
>There's a 10% chance the kids could gang up and beat the shit out of that anon

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>>81256354
>After getting beat up.

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>>81264033
Magic children is dangerous anon

>>81256397
This happened to you, didn't it

>>81256480
A pokeball that has higher chance of catching water type or bug type pokemon

>>81264033
What a disgusting art style.

>>81261003
Get off 4chan, Lex

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Bitchass bunny ain't got nothing on me.

>>81267773
She beat a fucking rhino in a boxing batch. 0% chance you can beat her.

>>81266565
>You will never give Riley severe brain damage

>>81257851
When did this happen?

>>81267932
>She beat a fucking rhino in a boxing batch.

Of big deal tovarish, i wrestle siberian brown bear for living.

I could take her.

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He's probably the weakest character in SU, which is a considerable achievement considering everyone who isn't a gem is either a kid or an out-of-shape adult.

>>81267174
Underrated post.

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I bet I could break all of her ribs with a single kick.

>>81272006
He's got fuck boi abs so a good elbow blow will knock you the fuck out considering his boney structure

>>81256397
That's pretty hot.

>>81256441
who is wife

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Fucking beat his spongy ass

>>81256441
More like this?

>>81256483
https://youtu.be/DMG-eN1iibY

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>>81273556

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>>81273835
Because anon, about maybe 20 kids died in Ireland over the last 10 years

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With a gun

>>81256397
I like the way you think. If I was born a female I believe I would of been the reason why some girl would of killed herself in high school.

>>81264033
Considering two of those are magical girls I doubt it.

>>81256354
>bullying a loli

STOP

>>81267773
Her legs are super strong.

You're fucked m8.

>>81272236
made me kek.
Underrated

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Just gotta pull on his hood and wail on his face.

>>81273556
Holy shit that did not go where I expected
One of the funniest ads I've ever seen

>>81273556
>Shame on you
that makes it fucking perfect

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I could do it with both hands tied behind my back, just watch me.

>>81256580
Came here for this one.

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>LEL I'M GOING TO TAKE THESE MASKED STRANGERS ON MY PLANE WITHOUT SEEING WHO THEY ARE FIRST!
>LEL I'M GONNA TRY TO BE A TOUGH GUY AND PRETEND TO SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE!
>I'M GOING TO AUTISTICALLY MAKE THIS DANGEROUS TERRORIST MY WHITE-WHALE WITHOUT RESEARCHING HIS METHODS/TACTICS ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'D PROBABLY INTENTIONALLY GET HIMSELF CAUGHT! THAT OUGHT TO GET ME A PROMOTION IN THE CIA!

Why the fuck does this character exist.

>>81264033
Steven is practically beat-up proof. Do you have some kind of super-powerful alien laser that could take out his shield and bubble force-field? cause otherwise you're sunk. Same goes for Star, but mainly because of her offensive abilities, you wouldn't even get close. The Pines, yeah probably though.

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>>81275721
>Why the fuck does this character exist.

For you

>>81256580
>>81275659
What?

>>81275721
My favorite part is that after people start shooting up the plane the soldiers guys response is to over
Punch the guys who are already tired up

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How to defeat the lapis.

>1: take her out into the middle of a desert
>2: ???
>3: PROFIT!!!

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>>81272006
This. Lars is a ultra bitch. I wouldn't try to take on Buck Dewey though. He's the mayor's son.

>>81275817
After browsing through a pictures folder filled with extremely powerful waifus, I could probably fuck up fish-guy here if I got the drop on him.

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>b-but he's a green belt in karate!

You mean that title that basically boils down to "I know a few techniques that put me just barely above entry-level, but still haven't gotten gud enough to actually seriously hold my own in a fight"? He's got almost no muscle and hardly any of the discipline mastering a martial art takes.

>>81269833
That pic is from The Words.

>>81275817
>>81275975
These aren't homemade jokes, they were made in a meme factory.
They're memes.

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>>81273297

>>81264033
Are Star's teeth always sharp?

>>81276353
I never said I'd take him out with fists
Take him to land, watch him dry

>>81275879
>there is no water in the air
>there is no water underground

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>>81276523

>>81276588
>there is no water in your body

>>81278389
She's a rock, so technically speaking in her case, probably not.

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>>81273556
>shame in you

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I could take him in a fair fight.

>>81278389
>too much iron in your blood

>>81276009
Have you seen the series anon?

>>81275127
>children getting killed
>funny

>>81278434
Aren't Gems hard light or something?

>>81278716
Prove it.

>>81279440
Yes

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Just to remind you all, please never post that bara Riley picture.
Or I will Force choke all of you.
You have disgusted me for the last time, anons.

>>81280985
but it's smokin'

>>81261413
Girls can't get ntr they would compete against the other girl

>>81278967
>funny
>Doug

>>81273556
>>81273919
>20 kids died in Ireland over the last 10 years to speeding
That not a bad track record desu
US had ~800 child deaths in car crashes in 2014
Ireland is doing alright

>>81284437
>Ever beating up Ruby

but why?

>>81278967
>Irish getting rekt
>never not funny

>>81285540
I don't like redheads desu senpai

>>81285578
They don't feel pain

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>>81267773
Gotta agree here. I wouldn't want to hurt her too badly, since she's right pretty fer a bunny, but I could take her if I put my mind to it.
Considerin' that uppity attitude of hers, a little rough housing might do her some good.
Might remind her 'bout the involatile rules'a nature.

>>81261413
>she's forced to eat a tube of lipstick on the locker room
What is this from?

>>81256397
That's female me.
>>81275817
This was from like four months ago. How new are you? Not a rhetorical question this time. Genuinely curious.
>>81258703
P-please
>>81273047
Well, I mean she's in grade school so probably.

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>>81261455

>>81261455
Explain please?

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RUUUUUUDYYYYYY

>>81273556
Posted the wrong version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DcSobnkB0w

>>81258785
Hey, I've been working out. Don't underestimate my gains

>>81258785
Say this shit to people IRL and get your teeth knocked in.

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>>81273556
>Shame on you

>>81263902
You could throw things at her from a distance and constantly get behind her.
Use her disability against her.

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>>81256524
Thy will be done.

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>>81260694

>>81260694
I'm gonna fuckin shit my pants

>>81260694
I think I'm only laughing as hard as I am because it's the only reaction I can think of.
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>81291814
Aww crap, I forgot she commits suicide.
That cuts the fun short.

>>81293751
that's what happens when you bully

>>81291814

I want to say I could find a girl like this attractive. You know, with one half of the face fucked and the other half beautiful.

But I don't think I've ever actually seen a female burn-victim who was either
A)Beautiful before getting burned.
B)Are beautiful before getting burned, but their burn ends up melting their entire face.

Plus, I don't think I've ever seen a burn look like your typical animu burn. It's never all uniform in texture like that. It always looks like somebody melted silly puddy over Freddy Kruger's face.

I wonder if this makes me a bad person...

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>>81293819
Have you seen pic related? The scar is not as severe as most fictional examples though.

Also no, that is not bad, it's a perfectly sensible sentiment.

>>81293947

Huh, yeah.
I could tap that no problem.

>>81281599
fucking cringe

>>81293686
I don't know if you're brave or suicidal. Do you that he killed your mother by snapping her neck while giving her a sensual shiatsu massage?

>>81289368
Repressed emotions.

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>>81290707

>>81289470
>How new are you
I ugh... I've been here since 2012

>>81273556
WRECKED!!

>>81294695
>ugh...
>2012
Haha, back to Scans_Daily, neo-fem

>>81260694
Who draws this sick shit

>>81296830
http://atariboy2600.deviantart.com/art/Strong-Mind-Strong-Body-567702660