It Hurts!! 389: What's in a Name?

wut

>>81249612
Is Marlon communicating through his dead son? If so, why is he saying "tell the boys their father..."
He has a boy and a girl.

>>81249612
I actually laughed out loud.
Thank you Gob.
Thank you.

>>81249692
I'm pretty sure he doesn't work at a forge, either
Kid must be channeling some ghosts around there

spooked

>>81249729
Well then, who has more than 1 son? I can't think of anyone.
Plus, it would have to be someone who wanted Ally to be happy.

>>81249612
Is there anyway to cram a copypasta on that?

>>81249762
>Ally
Can't think of anybody, though

>>81249823
Oh damn, just realized it was abigaila nd not allison.
Who's abigail?

This fucking comic

>>81249853

Not anyone that's been tagged or named in a comic so far. No results for the name on the website.

And suddenly, crptic unexplained phenomena.

>>81249612
Great band name!

>>81249902
That supports the "Zack can channel ghosts theory". It also supports the "Zack is a master ruseman" theory.

>>81249961
What other time has Zack channeled ghosts?

>>81249612
You know, I expected a lot of shit, but Gob still manages to pull those curveballs on me. This punchline was hilarious.

>>81249612
Bad smells are probably super harsh on Trisssh now since she has all those extra noses.

The kid does seem weirdly happy for some reason. But it might be because he's been jamming with a zombie and a snake monster.

>(cont.)
Lost my shit

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>>81249612

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So I went through all the comics that are tagged zack.
He never says a single line.
Now, you can easily say that's just a coincidence, but this is Gob we're talkign about. It's strange that he's completely mute, especially given situations where he could easily be shown speaking.
Like this one.

You guys think I'm onto something? Or just autistic?

>>81250365

He's been known to be mute for a long time. Pretty sure it was pointed out or a punchline in the comic at least once.

I think this is the first time he's been the focal character though. Should be interesting to see what his deal is.

>>81250424
I must have missed that. Any idea when that's brought up?

>>81250365
Sleepy, bed hair Trisssh is a miracle of the universe

>>81250440

No idea. Maybe it wasn't a comic, might have just been one of Gob's tweets or something.

I mean, it's been made apparent in the comic, though.

>>81250542
It must have been a tweet. I know I've never seen it referenced in the comic.

>>81250566

What I'm saying is, we've known before now that he doesn't talk.

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What do you guys think about the T-shirt designs? What was Taco from again?

Also, I'm in favor of minimalist, subtle shit.

>>81250646
Well then how does he communicate?
Telepathy?

>>81250648
>no "BORN TO SUCK DICK" shirt

c'mon Gobs, step it up.

>>81249612
Aw fuck yeah, I've been reading this comic for a few days and was kinda bummed that I was gonna need to wait for a new comic and half hour later there's an update

>>81250648
>No Ledd Zepp
>No Pasq Dolphin
>No Born to Suck Dick

Taco is good though.

>>81249612
Do you guys think Allison might actually be self-conscious about herself, which is why she grew her hair out over her eye socket?

>>81250951

Can't imagine she'd really give a shit, but someone probably told her to do it cuz it was grossing everyone the fuck out.

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>>81250648
I feel like something that'd be fine would be a coloured shirt with a graphic on, like, the bottom left, of a character.
Granted, either way I probably wouldn't buy a shirt, but that's what I would wear if I did.
I Needa Pizza or Taco seems like something I would see other people wear, though, and that's what counts. The actual "IT HURTS!!" title seems like something that should be on the back.

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>>81250951
Remember this?

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>>81250648
I'd take the entire wall diagram Pasq drew in the principal's office.

>>81251015
It's always sobering and hilarious when you remember that these nigh-sociopaths all have real emotions, hopes, and fears.

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>>81251015
>>81251155
Ally can be a surprisingly well written character, for someone who has to deal with a depressed attention sponge like Pasqualo

>>81250951
I dunno but while I dig her empty eye she looks cute as hell with that new haircut

>>81251328
>Ten cocksucking years ago
How old are they again?

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>>81251328
Shit like this is why she is my favorite character. That and the fact that I really love her design.

>>81250648
>no Peng Floyd t-shirt
:^(

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>>81251621
One day, anon...

>>81252061
>you will never wreck that with the force of a thousand moons

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>>81252120

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>>81249612

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>>81249853

>>81250856
I'm pretty sure he can't get away with LEDD ZEPP and even if he could, it's not a particularly IT HURTS!! obvious reference unless you've read the comic already

I kind of secretly would love to own the BORN TO SUCK DICK shirt but I would never ever wear it ._.

>>81250648
>>81250856
>>81250856
I could see myself wearing the Taco one, when I'm out to nowhere special, and the other two just around the house and/or to sleep. But yes, that's a big misstep on not considering a Led Zepp shirt.

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>>81251465
they've been best friends since they were four, iirc

don't hold me to that, somehow we don't have an autistic wiki full of all the lore in throwaway lines yet

>>81253391
>yet

>>81253363
What's the source of the Taco one?

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>>81251031
oh my god

oh my god

we need a dad's painting shirt

we NEED IT

GOB WE NEED IT

>>81253391
autistic wiki you say?

>>81253391
making one is the first step anon, we clearly need one

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>>81253447

>>81251015
Huh, her hair has grown.

Unless she's wearing extensions or some shit, I don't know hairdressing

>>81251328
they're all surprisingly well-written. Don;t know how Gob does it, but he does.

>>81254213
Well, the myth is your hair continues to grow after death, as do your fingernails, so fuck it, let her have long hair. she's kawaii as shit now anyway.

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Ally's panel 5 face reminds me of Kat from Gunnerkrigg Court for some reason.

>>81253944
If me and my girlfriend were to fuse together im pretty sure the result would look and act EXACTLY like Katie.
just sayin

>>81255448
Is that your fetish?

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Am I the only one who reads Allie in Kristen Schaal's voice?

>>81253322
>it's not a particularly IT HURTS!! obvious reference unless you've read the comic already
That's the best thing about it, it's slightly subtle.

>>81250648
>I NEEDA the PIZZA
This hurts my autistic head.

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>>81255448
You know what you have to do, Anon.

>>81255448
>fuck your girlfriend
>get a daughter
>get them into turtlenecks
>guaranteed survival of apocalypse

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>>81256584
that's not how shirts work. You make a shirt with a design that is an obvious reference to your webcomic and then you put your webcomic's address on the back so people are like 'that's a weird shirt I've never seen before, I might check out that website'. Not 'oh hey that's a shirt I've never seen before, I better go listen to some Led Zeppelin'.

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>>81257753

>>81253475
>>81251031
How long have we been asking for this?
Goddamn I want a poster so bad.

>>81259409
The fuck you on the shoes will never not get me

Also, where is Gob? We gotta bounce ideas off of him

>>81259409
>>81259697
Does nobody follow his twitter? This very image >>81251031 he posted as an idea for a shirt design.

>>81259924
Yeah, but I don't have one myself, so I usually wait for him to come on here in order to talk to him

I just started reading this amazing piece of shit and I have one question, what the fuck happened on comic 100? I mean did she unleashed the apocalypse because she was getting to close to pasqualo or because she started singing and was it on purpose or just an accident?

>>81261175
Her singing, from what I remember.

Is this the new undertale?

>>81250648

>tfw no BORN TO SUCK DICK shirt

>>81256035
I started to way back when someone else asked the same thing. Or it could have been you that time too, I dunno.

>>81261232
It itsn't nearly as popular and it's been out for a few years now so I don't think so. It's pretty fucking great though but the art can be pretty shit a lot of times. It's more like a One Punch Man original webcomic.

How da fuck Pasqualo even got acess to anime if his dad hated him and never give him a single gift?

>>81262224
>Q. What is Pasqualo’s favorite anime?
>A. Sailor Moon (the oldschool version). When his mom took off, she left behind a big pile of anime VHS tapes that Pasqualo grew up on.

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>Starfire Aurora
>the perfect waifu

>>81249612
A lesser man would have named the band it Hurts, as a way for the webcomic title to be more relevant in the story.
But fuck that, Gob is more than any lesser man, by definition.

>>81256035
For me she's closer to Tootie from Fairly Odd Parents
But with more cursewords and attacking in rage

>>81255425
Now I want crossover art of Gunnerkrigg and It Hurts.

Kat trying to examine Plas' cyborg body, while keeps stopping her cause "sorry ladies I'm taken"
Allie telling Annie that if she needs a zombie army to destroy their school, they are quite experienced at it (while annie trying to be polite is obviously off put by this distgusting zombie girl)
Aurora and Coyote eating pizza
Katie giving everyone she meets her resume as an attempt to apply for and join Gunnerkrigg

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>>81261175
Nobody knows