Agents of SHIELD Live Talkback

>>81240942
I need to remember to mess with this later. A little finesse with the perspective and size, it'll be perfect.


Has everyone already watched the MCU Supercut video?

Bring back Hunter. I need a British man on the show.

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>>81242257

I have my jar of honey and I put out a towel, I'm ready for tonight's episode

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>tfw missed livewatch thread for ENEMY STAND episode

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First for booty.

Wasn't the Watchdogs a Red Skull pet project to screw with Steve and Friends?

Sad Mack makes me sad!

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IT'S TIME

based smash

Mac gonna die.

>gang war in Hell's Kitchen

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>le goofy mask

Is Mack's bro gonna be inhuman?

WTF? Dark matter weaponry?

This has to be HYDRA right?

Cross Orange gel returns!! Thank you Antman for letting them get away with it

>>81243548
wasn't that the thing from season 1 of Agent Carter?

>>81243548
It's that wacky explosion juice from Agent Carter S1 I think

>>81243515

It's a shame they're getting rid of the Season 2 additions, they're all good.

>>81243543
Nah, probably a Watchdog.

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> Watchdogs

I never asked for this.

wait.. wrong game.. Eh. Not that Watchdogs was memorable.

It's that the sucky cruchy bomb from the first season of Agent Carter?

>>81243580
called it

Phil with the casual clothes

WE SMOKE MONSTER NOW

I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF ALL THESE CALLBACKS

TOO MUCH LORE

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WHO?

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WHO LET THE WATCHDOGS OUT?

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>81243725
Item 47

>>81243715
First Flash and now SHIELD.

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SHIT.
It's John Locke!

>>81243725
High-ranking SHIELD agent from season 1.

Bosch! How could you?

>>81243240

I cant fucking get over this booty

What is her ethnicity?

>THIS IS WHERE I MET ONE OF THE FIVE GUYS THAT MIGHT BE YOUR GRANDPA. MAN WAS I STONED OUT OF MY MIND...

>>81243725

Guy from back in Season 1.

>>81243829
Chinese and white

>>81243829
Asian white

>>81243829
>What is her ethnicity?

Eurasian. Chinese dad, white mom.

>Simmons of Murder.

>>81243829
Half white, half Chinese as far as I know.

>>81243829
asian

Simmons of Murder returns

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>>81243528
I know that feel.
Then again, I made this for the premiere of the movie before Warners was selling those masks in stores.

>>81243805
Also Sitwell's boss in Item 47.

>>81243887
>Eurasian. Chinese dad, white mom.

So...basically White.

I am ready for reverend NOT Stryker

>>81243940
Her real name is Chloe Wang. Wonder why she changed it?

Man, Quake has come a long way. From far-left SJW hacktivist to "fuckem, torture the terrorist fuckers"

These two don't even look remotely related.

>>81244054
Yeah she became best waifu real fast

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> From anonymous talk online to domestic terrorism.
Game on, S.H.I.E.L.D.

also, obviously his brother is working with them

>>81244045

Sure it is. White people are originally from Central Asia. Go far enough back you'll find some ancient Chinese mixing.

i hate brother dude already

>it's a Civil War tie in episode

>>81244076
Maybe he's adopted.

>>81243977

Couldn't get work with it.

>>81244054
When you have a list of names you fucking pursue the leads you have.

Fuck Mack and his conflict of interest.

>>81243977
Also that Hollywood is racist as fuck and doesn't cast Asians in roles.

>>81244054

She's still an activist, but her activism is focused on the Inhumans now. She's her mother's daughter.

>>81244120
Well we do have about a month left

NUCLEAR

>>81243977
one to many wang jokes from guys hitting on her

>>81244054
Entirely fair, she's still full leftist. Watchdogs are literally RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS, they don't get civil liberties.

>>81244045
i love mayli so much shes such a dirty little whore.

>>81244205
Bingo!

>>81244205
>I see you have a wang at the end of your name
>I've got another wang for another end of your's

Daisy "Gas the Humans" Johnson

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> Take our country back.

Time to deport all the mu.. er.. Inhumans into a black hole.

Holy shit. It's literally a wankfest about intimidating Trump Supporters, and how evil they are.

Coulson with the trash-talking.

Daisy's hot when she's threatening people

Grey morality means making everyone an asshole.
This is crazy out of character for Daisy. I know she's been muh inhuman pride lately but this is ridiculous.

>>81244316
Daisy "Shake and Break your Heart" Johnson

>>81244253
>your last name's Wang huh?
>so you have some asian in you want some more?

>>81244224
I imagine she's the type of girl who makes her dad's rich friends very happy men.

>>81244331
I mean, Daisy was the one coming off as evil in that scene.

>>81244335
She's hot most of the time

>>81244331

The head guy at Marvel is pro-Trump though. So we have that.

>>81244331
Are you even watching this show? Or did you just see the previews?

>>81244197
Holy shit.. I feel like the last time I checked the movie was a year away. I'm pretty hyped.

>>81243515
Scratch that. He's gonna have to jail his brother.

Watchdogs and Blake are Hydra pawns right?

Mac doesn't want to violate civil liberties, which I can respect. I hold that kind of thing very close to heart.

However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.

>>81244334
Stand-in JT needs to be bitched out. Shocker.

>Ruthless Sky intimidating her targets

God this is awesome.

Also, Punished Simmons is the best Simmons we've seen yet, on par with Hydra Simmons

>>81244336

Inhuman and Proud!

Daisy should hang out with JLaw Mystique.

>>81244397
Who? Citations please?

>>81244397
Quesadildo backs Trump? How many more reasons to be hated can someone get.

>>81244336
She's always been proportionately an extremist

when she had no powers she was a hacker and a borderline cyber terrorist

>>81244403
Watchdogs might just be their own little thing. They've been seeding dissent from the general public for a little while for Civil War. You can see it in AoU, Daredevil and Jessica Jones, and throughout this season.


Although It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they are HYDRA, and in fact, some of the people trying to push the Registration are HYDRA too and that's our "crossover"; Tony is unaware some of the higher ups of our government are HYDRA

>>81244420
>However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.

He's an engineer.

>>81244331

I love it

Is Daisy going to go full villain later on? She's been more and more hostile to humans, I could see her going full Magneto mentality later on

>>81244463
Perlmutter, not Quesadilla

>>81244377
We need a good reason to break off the Secret Warriors from Coulson.

#TeamCoulson or #TeamQuake

He's Paragon and Sky's Renegade, I like the contrast. Hope we'll see stuff like this in Civil War.

>>81244463
no Permutter or whatever the guy above Queso he donated to some Trump thing and SJW's went ballistic

>>81244377
>evil
That's not how you spell 'sexy'.

>>81244462
Ike Perlmutter, the CEO of Marvel and World's Biggest Jew, donated 2 million dollars to Trump's campaign.

>>81244377
You're implying Tumblrites won't schlick themselves to sleep over their dreams of doing that to someone who wants to MAGA.

>>81244420
except he works for an agency that literally shits on civil liberties

>>81244475
Has Zemo been confirmed HYDRA? Because I'm assuming he's doing his own thing.

>>81244524
>Isaac (Permutter) has also donated to Donald Trump's presidential campaign's donation for wounded veterans.

Not quite the same thing.

>Blake's voice

they didn't see Blake himself, it's a ruse

>>81244524
Well, Ike is a huge fucking asshole.

Also why this show and the movie are kept separate. He is having a pissing match with another exsec at Marvel Studios / Marvel / Disney.

>>81244583

Everyone is Hydra.

>>81244604
most people are huge fucking assholes

I kinda wish AIM would get involved at some point.

oh god I just realized

Blake had spinal injuries, he is stuck in a bed in his basement, that's an LMD

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>>81244604
>Well, Ike is a huge fucking asshole.

Have they never fucking heard of teleconfrencing or speaker phones?!

OH SHIT

>Daisy got Fitz killed

>>81244659
The Cinema verse wants to pretend AIM doesn't exist after Iron Man 3

Fitz seems pretty cool with impending unstoppable death.

Came in late. Why has Fitz been attacked by a Nickelodeon splat on his neck?

>>81244659
AIM are done and dusted, as of Iron Man III.

That's right, do the stupid thing.

Always go full stupid.

God I miss Grant Ward already. It hasn't been the same since he died.

And Fitz is dead.


Again.

>>81244563

Hence the second half of my post

>>81244601
LMD time

>>81244730
How many times has he almost died now?

Shit gets old after a while

>>81244730
After all of the shit that has happened to him he probably just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

fitz gonna get blown and not by simmons

>>81244496
>>81244498
Probably in the finale Skye is going to take all the powered people and leave SHIELD and form full on Secret Warriors or "New Avengers"

>>81244721
Probably so they can have a big surprise when they come back, like they did with HYDRA. Meanwhile AoS suffers.

>>81244733
Because Nickelodeon is dead. And so is Fitz.

>>81244769

He should be up for a Daniel Jackson award at this point.

>>81244670
I'd love some Rogue LMDs.

>>81244733
Its the implosion chemical from the first season of Carter.

>>81244733
AoS made paintball guns scary

PREVIOUSLY, ON XCOM

>>81244733
>Why has Fitz been attacked by a Nickelodeon splat on his neck?
Secret crossover promotion. It's Double Dare night

If a person imploded like that would they be crushed hard enough to turn into a diamond?

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If Fitz dies, it's Daisy's fault

Kinda like how Dale's death was Carol's fault

>>81244821
That's...really really bad news.

>>81244844
no would be more like a popped balloon

>Daisy will never torture your cock with her powers and feet
Why even live

Can someone remind me who this bloke is? I don't remember him.

>>81244899
>feet

>>81244899
chloe has ugly feet anon

>>81244899
your thinking to small, once she masters her powers she can use them to pinpoint stimulate your prostate

>>81244899
>feet

>Callbacks and Tie-ins: The Episode
Surprisingly loving it.

FINALLY

SOMEONE CALLED COULSON OUT ON HIS HATE

it's a test you rube

>>81244899

Chloe just wishes she had Daisy's powers to get out of traffic jams.

IT WAS A TEST
AND YOU FAILED

Daisy and Fitz are the best duo.

I want Coulson to become the old Nick Fury.

We Jack Bauer nao.

>Who are you?
Shit son.

They think Mac is Inhuman. Oh man.

Watchdogs am dumb.

The old premeditated murder maneuver. Classic.

>>81245150

Black, Inhuman, it's all the same to their sort.

>>81244786
Nah, they'll go with Secret Warriors. They've been hyping it up.

>>81245188
>hey are bikes crosses?
>FUCK IF I KNOW, WE GOT OURSELVES A NIGGER HUNT! BURN IT ALL!

>>81244904
High-ranking SHIELD Agent from Season 1 and Item 47.

>>81245188
>Black, Inhuman
DEAD MAN WALKING

>>81245232
Let's see how many people end up complaining about that scene being actually racist.

>>81245188
They should set up a lower case t in their yard to send a message.

>>81245271
The imagery is probably intentional.

>that's suppose to be dark

>>81245316
>Also makes it harder for them to see us.>>81245345

>>81245345
they're sucking it in

WE DEAD RISING NOW

oh shit, brutal as fuck Mack

>SHUTGUN/AXE COMBO
The callbacks just won't stop tonight.

>>81245345

TV dark. Always light enough to see in.

>Shotgun Axe
AHHH YEAH.

based shotgun ax

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SHOTGUN AXE

SHOTGUN AXE!!!!!

SHOTGUN AXE

Shotgun Axe

shotgun axe

>>81245425

We RWBY now.

>Damage Control

Shotgun-Axe!

shotgun axe

>>81245478
Ah, oh shit.

>His real name is Alfie
Oh lawd.

Was that a Damage Control shout-out?

This was a nice comfy episode, and I'm kind of glad Hydra wasn't involved for a change

>>81245506
Alphonso, I thought.

>>81245513
yes

>>81245513
Closed Captioning specified it as a proper name with capital letters so it was "Damage Control"

"Alfie... thank you"

>>81245478
Damage Control confirmed.
just in time for Civil War...

>>81245554
Damage Control has been referenced before.

>>81245570
whuuuuut?
i missed it

>>81245570
I dunno if it's specifically mentioned in the show, but we heard they were gonna have a Damage Control show.

HYDRA AGAIN

>>81245525
damit

>Dat HIVE
H-HERE WE GO

>>81245639
CUT OFF ONE HEAD

AL HAIL SQUID WARD

We Neo Ward now

Based Ward for next week

>>81245677
Never doubt HYDRA's ability to be involved in absolutely everything, everywhere, always.

>HiveWard is finally showing his face.

How many Wards must they endeavor?

>>81245714
for what purpose lol

>>81245597
Watch Iron Man. A line in the news Damage Control is fixing the damage of the fight.

"Ward" vs Thanos

who wins?

>>81245812
Thanos, but only because there isn't a Cosmic Ward yet.

What was the Damage Control reference?

>>81245597
Damage Control has been referenced in the MCU as far back as the first Iron Man movie. Their name pops up in the news scroll when they show footage of the Iron Monger. They have been called out a few times since.

>>81245624
>but we heard they were gonna have a Damage Control show.
We are, in the script stage.

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>>81243580
>>81245812
Ward. He is the Dio Brando of the MCU after all

>>81245879
"Damage Control will fix the house." Daisy says it as she rolls through what happens next to Mini Mac

>>81245812
Adam Wardlock

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>Mac gets shot by a pistol and not a Mac

Disappointing

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>>81245570
>>81245597
>>81245624
>>81245806
>>81245884
look at the TV

More ward plz

>the villain is basically /pol/

Yes it goddamn was her fault May you stupid cunt.

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>>81240942
>tfw my OC is getting a lot of traction

HAIL SQUIDWARD

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>>81250452
What happens when all the Wards but 1 finally die?

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>>81250537
>implying that Wards die

Cut off one Ward, two more shall takes its place.

>>81250666
But Wards do die, and their power is spread out between the remaining Wards.

>>81247716
Well spotted, but that's more an easter egg than a genuine reference. Like the Infinity Gauntlet being in Odin's vaults, except it actually makes sense and doesn't need to be retconned.

>>81251208
>more an easter egg than a genuine reference
What's the difference?

>>81251208
The gauntlet doesn't need to be retconned dummy

You think they can't make another gold gauntlet?

>>81251297
The point is that it's almost certainly not Thanos's gauntlet and definitely not a gauntlet that once held all of the Infinity Stones.

>the dialog in this episode.

Jesus this is corny. Makes it sound like an after school special, like Little Johnny joins the KKK, or some shit.

>>81251331
What part of that needs to be retconned? Did they imply it was?

>>81251348
Not directly, but the point of putting it in was so that the fans would recognize it as the Infinity Gauntlet.

>>81251394
Maybe Odin just likes keeping a gauntlet around in case he finds a gem

>>81244331
do you realize these things are filmed months in advance and written even further in advance?

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>>81240942
>Hate's great!

>>81244524
Why would Donald Trump need donations? He's a billionaire.

>>81251946
>>81244596

>>81250452
please update with Neo Ward

>>81250714
Like Jet Li's The One!

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Not much punning around (or general cast livetweeting at all tonight)

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Daredevil reference in the little headline scrollbar.

That and the nitramine from Agent Carter. Cool.

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>>81240942
>tweaked for fun version

Pretty solid episode, considering no Ward again. They should bring these Watchdog guys back again.

>>81253406
>Gang War Rages in Hell's Kitchen, oh yeah, that must be the Punisher. Pretty cool IMO. Maybe the movies won't use stuff from the shows, but they can cooperate with each other.

>>81253783
Didn't mean to greentext the whole thing there.

>>81253783

There was a lot of shared universe stuff in this episode. Really nice.

>>81253783
to be fair Cap 2 used a handful of stuff from shield but its more of a logistical issue considering the different timings between movies/tv

even if its just small stuff, i like these things as a reminder its technically all one universe

>>81253515
Imagine how much better Mass Effect would have been if Shepard was modelled on and voiced by Ward

>>81253757
Yeah, most Ward-less episodes tend to suck. See that Ward drought during the second half of Season 2, and those episodes were not that stellar.

>>81253935
>Cap 2 used a handful of stuff from shield
I don't remember anything specific.

>>81254228
a few things off the top of my head:
>shield building names
>shield security levels
>agent sitwell

maybe some of these were technically shared but i felt like they showed up in the TV show way before the movie

>>81255364
>>agent sitwell

He was in the Avengers before Agents of SHIELD was even a thing. And he also was in the one-shot with Coulson

>>81255364
>>81255407
If I remember correctly, his first appearance was in Thor, though The Consultant may have come out first. That was definitely his first movie appearance though.

>>81240942

>Bare feet in shoes, toe cleavage
>Hand one inch away from vajayjay

Seriously, what?

>>81253980

I'm Commander Ward, and this is my favorite Ward on the citadel.

>>81256262
After Squidward inevitably dies this season or the next, whoever replaces him already has his name chosen by the prophecy, right?

He's gonna be called Afterward

>>81256308

I'm looking forward to it

So this episode was a bit weak/slow on events. Next one seems to have a bunch of shit happening though.

Are they seriously about to go and have space adventures?

>>81244420
>However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.
Spy have to work within a set of rules, though. you can be for civil rights and still be a spy (though it will often result in conflict of interest. Edward Snowden is a good example of that)

What make Mack's argument fell flat is that he work for an illegal Spy Agency.

that being set, it's more often a matter of of relative than absolute. Mack might be okay with looking at people's private life, but not rely on violence and cruel and unusual treatment.

It's all about the line you set not to cross.

>>81247716
>Iron Manlet
I thought you people were memeing me

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>>81257705
Memes like these come from a grain of truth, anon. In this case, more than a grain.

>>81243549
wrong orange gel.
Unless Cross had some nitramene in his.

>>81240942
>no Ward Cleaver
I'm disappointed in you, OP.

>>81257862
>Unless Cross had some nitramene in his.
I don't think it's the same thing. Nitramene is supposed to be a compound, while pym particles seem to be a completely new kind of elemental particle.

>>81251208
>Infinity Gauntlet being in Odin's vaults

It wasnt retconned, they just removed the scene from Ultron showing Loki letting Thanos into the vault for some fucking reason.

Along with some exposition with Thor when he went into the cave

>>81255611
Think of it this way, she'll never need a vibrator ever again

>>81240942
> Her hand is close to her crotch
> D-don't mind us, Chloe, you work your Ward needs off

I'm honestly amazed at how well they handled the whole thing with Mack this episode.

I fully expected stupid family drama with his brother joining the Watchdogs and that becoming a recurring plotpoint, but instead he turns out to be an okay guy. I wouldn't even mind seeing Mini Mack again, though he feels like the kind of character that's still likely to get killed off for drama.

>>81254228
Simmons invented the laser cutter Nick uses to get out of the car

This episode was all kinds of awful The only good parts of the whole thing was how qt booty-Quake was and the scene between Coulson and Lincoln on the quinjet. The writing was fucking disgusting hamfisted season one tier, what is even happening?

>Mac hits the fusebox
>His Brother: "You made it dark!"
>Mac: "Yes. You see, it is hard to see in the dark but we have the high ground because from our point of view we know the layout of the house better!"

>le shotgun cleaver, pls_make_this_a_meme_snoopdog.jpg

>"You shouldn't shake down /pol/ betamales, Skye, even though you apparently have enough information to know that the terrorist organization contacted him! I didn't sign up for this when I joined this global big brother spy organization that skates around the same moral dilemma of privacy like it's nothing!"

>>81259731
>Simmons invented
That was Fitz

Blackbolt when?

>>81257705
I think he's sitting down

>>81259895
k

>>81259895
>not liking shotgun axe
Shit taste

One of their weaker episodes, but you're always gonna have one or two of these in a season. They knew it too, cause the cast didn't interact much on twitter. I guess if these are the new lowest points, I'm fine with it, cause it was still plenty enjoyable.

I like How Mack's brother wasn't an inhuman or a watchdog, he was just a local. cool stuff. Shotgun Ax is a bit of a forced meme, but heck, they pulled it off with attitude, so it was cool.

>>81261343

They were trying to hype the FUCK out of this episode for some reason. Trying to play it off as something exciting and shocking.

No idea why.

It was an okay episode. I'm not gonna complain about a meh episode since things could be way worse.

Mack's brother was so weird though, I had to double check this was his first appearance because the show acts like it's not.

>>81261875
It was probably the weakest this year. The way 22-episode shows work is that they usually have 2 or 3 episodes designed to be fast to produce so that they can use the time on more important ones. These have an industry name that I can't remember.

Seems to me that the next one has a lot more action, even from the trailers. This one was an interesting point of turn for Skye, as we haven't seen her defy anything since the bad old days.

I hope she at least keeps doing her job and at most goes Cyclops (before rightclops, obviously), not full blown magneto.

>>81260274
>>81261085
Fuck you guys, I'm not crazy.
That was just bad.
Next episode looks a lot better.

>>81262182
It was just "meh"

Go see BvS if you want something aggressively bad

>>81262182

Shotgun Axe was a reference to another episode

>>81262252
I liked BvS an incredible amount. I thought the story telling was astounding. I never seen a movie give off so much exposition through implication in my life. The action itself had impact and everything had weight to it. It[s a solid 7/10.

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>>81262349
>I liked BvS an incredible amount
>liking Batslaughter v Superdickhead
>liking the most forced cameos in a superhero movie ever
>liking the schizophrenic editing

>>81262396

I think Superman works best when he's a cunt.
Batman ALWAYS killed people.

The only complaint I have for the ending is the literal last 10 frames when you see the dirt start to rise, and that's it.

It's not supposed to be Shakespearean, it's supposed to be a superhero romp.

>>81262349
>exposition through implication
Meaning that you made up the whole story in your head?

It wasn't nearly as bad as the RT percentage suggests, but god did it's exposition suck. They felt the need to hammer it down so many times, and drag it through so many scenes that motivations changed because they were shot 30 days apart.

>>81262471
>Batman ALWAYS killed people.

Nice meme.

And Superman isn't an entertaining cunt in BvS. He's a depressing, boring asshole.

>>81262471
>Superman works best when he's a cunt
>Batman ALWAYS killed people.

Is being wrong somehow a sport to you?

If you captured Daisy and restrained her hands over her crotch, any escape attempt would result in shattering orgasms.

Such kinky possibilities.

>>81262623
That's not how it works. You don't come by putting the weight of a car on your dick. i.e. shattering yes, orgasms no.

>>81262872
It's not about the weight, it's about the vibrations.