Homestuck Update Anticipation Thread

the felt declares jake the new lord english and follows him into battle, vriska cries a little

>>81231818
Garbage.

>>81231838
>Vriska dies a lot

Fixed that for you.

>>81231864
she can do that when shes done crying

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What did Hussie mean by this?

>>81231818
I'm expecting a lot of homosexuality.

>>81231885
He wanted to free Terezi from being a slut.

>>81231885
Vriska is all you need in life.

>>81231885
An intentionally vague statement that can relate to just about any male that Terezi considered feelings for so ultimately she decided to heed the advice and become Shitska's doormat.

Actually, it does seem weird that she sent a vague statement like that to her alternate past self. Or just past self? I'm so confused.

>>81231818
2 hours until upd8, right?

>>81231981
No idea. I fell asleep yesterday and when I woke up there suddenly was an update.

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Pouring myself a drink and getting ready for another wild night of homestuck "discussion"

should probably be about another hour till upd8

hope you enjoy 4 or 5 pages and then another 2 months of waiting guys

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>>81230305
There's a little-known rule that First Guardians can't do harm to whoever hit the switch to create them. It's come up once before.

>>81232029
But there are a confirmed 125 pages of content strewn over the days till Saturday.

>>81232014
you really like this nep don't you

i really like this nep too

>>81232073
I like Nep in general.

Actually, I like all HS girls. And some of the boys.

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ALL RIGHT
NOBODY MOVE
PUT YOUR ERIs IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT

It's a quiet firstpage thread so I'm going to do some polling:

- How much do you care about heroic titles?

- Is the Freedom posting meme funny? To what extent, and why?

- Is shipping fun? Why?

How fucked is Spades Slick? I mean can that Golden Gun even hurt let alone kill Lord English Jack?

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post bingo cards

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>>81232126
its still march

Is it over yet. I have a special gif to post for the occasion.

>>81232130
-about as much as hussie has allowed us to care; very little
-it varies, sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's annoying. mild chuckle at most. Creative edits are the only interesting part. Taking a simple comic out of context itself isn't funny.
-nah, shipping is a pox.

>>81231885
It's telling us that post-retcon Terezi should never date Karkat.

>>81232130
- Lots; I ran and completed a major Homestuck RP and was agonizing about how we had NO DETAILS ON HOW TITLES WORK.

-literally what

-it's okay

>>81232130
>How much do you care about heroic titles?
I use to be all over it but after so long I just care about the characters themselves rather than anything else.
>Is the Freedom posting meme funny? To what extent, and why?
I find it funny imo. Seeing everyone shit post it with different variations is almost reminiscent of lost.
>Is shipping fun?Why?
Kills time until the next update, plus if your ship happens to be canon you can shit on others.

>>81232034
Why would that mean Snowman's life is tied to the universe?

I thought it was just that LE's powers could do that. The same explanation for the ~ath code in the furthest ring.

Thinking about the powers of LE's subordinates, I wonder if the Handmaid's curse fully passed on to the Condesce. In that whoever kills her is bound to serve LE too.

>>81232130
i care about having all the information about them.
that should happen. spill the facts, hussie

i wasnt around for the start of the freedom meme so i dont really give a shit about it

sometimes. character relationships are part of the story, platonic or romantic or whatever, and its fun to see how they affect things

>>81231984
oh fuck I've always wanted to watch the flashes in a stream with 4chan

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>>81231885
Saved

>>81232221
enjoy watching them with reddit :^)

>>81232130
- Interesting part of the lore, but too underdeveloped to matter. Would have been need in an additional lore resource, which still might be possible

- forced and unfunny

- Mostly cute. I like it, but even I have mellowed out towards my favorite (Karezi). I'm okay with it not happening as long as there is some closure between the two.

>>81232203
>Why would that mean Snowman's life is tied to the universe?
It doesn't answer that part. I probably read that post wrong anyway.

>>81232029
>hope you enjoy 4 or 5 pages and then another 2 months of waiting guys

There's a schedule for the next two weeks. Homestuck was fully finished at least 3 days ago.
Although I think what was going to happen had been written a long time ago. Maybe not the specific words, but the plot at least if Hussie's been collecting assets since 2013.

>>81232130
Don't really care.

Freedom is a fucking riot.

Shipping is sorta fun.

So I've been thinking about rereading Homestuck but so much of it is just inconsequential bullshit.

What are the highlight reels? I think I'll just read those.

>>81232301
ctrl-f [s]

>>81232130
>a decent amount I guess, I like when characters have roles and cool sounding titles
>no
>yes because it's like porn for my feelings

>>81232130
- meh. they are cool but I don't care if their exact mechanics are never revealed
- sometimes, but usually not
- I was never big into shipping, but some ships are cute

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And here is your original dose

>>81232203
The Handmaid's curse has been discussed for a while. My belief is it's almost certainly (87%) likely the case.

I don't typically give BKEW credit because he's usually just incoherent froth, but he does get things right sometimes. He had a theory about Jane and Jake killing Condy and Jack English, then getting possessed and becoming the real last bosses of the session. I heavily doubt that will happen, but something like it is open game.

>>81231885
He was telling us we don't need Bowman and that we should give him up.

>>81232349
>>81232339
>>81232311
>>81232295
>that rose

more like Rolls Lalonde.

>>81232333
TH4NKS DOC

>>81232301
yeah just go and find the HD homestuck flash channel on youtube and watch them
I do this a lot

>>81232130
>How much do you care about heroic titles?
Very much so, one of the most fun aspects of SBURB to theorize about.
>Is the Freedom posting meme funny? To what extent, and why?
When it gets creative I guess it's amusing but other than that I don't much care.
>Is shipping fun? Why?
Kinda. I just like seeing cute relationships. I gravitate more towards whatever becomes canon anyway.

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>>81232408

>>81232130
> Is the Freedom posting meme funny?
For those who were there after HSG has been banned yes. Be updated with the times!

>>81232368
Ill still follow whatever he produces next.

upd8

Why is Davekat so shit.

UPDATE!!!

>>81232465
IM GONNA CHECK THE SITE AND IF THIS ISN'T REAL THEN I'M GONNA BE MAD

>>81232442
>Ill still follow whatever he produces next.
No goddammit, stop it. You're too obsessed with him. Just let him go, you don't need him.

shut up

Updates here. Looks like Jake is fucked.

>>81231818
Hopefully it never gets an update again so the tumblr trash can fuck off

Holy shit Jake got fucked up.

ROSE: The Condesce is Betty Crocker.
JOHN: she is??
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: Wait. John, are you telling me you're only realizing this now?
JOHN: um...
ROSE: Unbelievable.
JOHN: hey, nobody TOLD me, ok?

Okay?

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>>81232404
if you don't, II'LL KILL FEFERI!

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>What are you expecting for penultimate stretch of updates?

Here's a visual metaphor.

>>81232465
>>81232479
>>81232495
>>81232509
Low energy trolling. Very sad!

ROSE: I guess so.
ROSE: So what do you have to say about that?
JOHN: about what?
ROSE: About the alias of the Condesce.
JOHN: oh.
JOHN: it's fine, i guess.


fucking andrew you lame fucker

>>81232483
Im not bowmananon you dip

>>81232549
holy shit there really was an update

UPD8 FOR REAL

>OH MAN HOW IS JOHN GOING TO REACT TO )(IC BEING BETTY CROCKER
>IS HE GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM
>
>
>it's fucking nothing

Bravo, Hussie.

IT'S HERE

>>81232349
not a big fan of this comic in particular but i can always get behind more jaderose

UPDATE

And you laughed at me for using a notifier....

>they sent a troll to fight the troll empress who has troll mind control powers for mind controlling other trolls

HURR
DURR

UPDATE

JOHN: oh.
JOHN: it's fine, i guess.


FUCK YOUUUUUUU

>>81232631
Jokes on you Wouter, I'm already done reading without the damn thing!

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What the fuck

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someone explain pls i'm bad w/ jokes

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>Meenah saying baka for the first time
>it's been so long since the last update that black people have invented new internet slang for her to use

>>81232656

remember when homestuck was papercraft?

Calling it now: Meenah's endeavors will fall flat and Karkat needs to save those of the dream ghosts he can.

>caring about updates

Christ /hst/ you're so lame.

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Guess there's still araneas around

Wait, the Katana didn't even become a wine bottle?
Fucking hell.

>>81232656
paper meenah, the next homestuck game

>>81232665
Fish are funny.
Source: A fisherman for all my life.

>>81232652
Yo stop calling me that.

>>81232665
She's a fish-troll.

>No betty crocker flip out
FUCK YOU HUSSIE

FUCK YOU

>>81232723
No. You will forever be my Wouter.

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BEST PANEL

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i like this roxy

>>81232798
yea

Andrew "Anticlimax" Hussie strikes again.

Thanks Hussie.

KARKAT: I GUESS I TRIPPED AND FELL, AND HIT MY HEAD OR SOMETHING?

#stoprethoricquestions2016

>>81232813
All Roxies are cute.

But this one more than others.

That karkat and meenah conversation didn't feel authentic at all.
Did he outsource the chatlogs too? Or has it just been that long + retcon shenanigans changed KK?

Karkat looked god awful. John not flipping out is bad. Dad was cool I guess. Dave is probably gonna die.

3/10 update

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Fuck this, this art is too distracting.

>KARKAT: YEAH... DAMN. I NEED TO WAKE UP AND HELP MY FRIENDS!
what did they do to karkat
this isn't his style of speech at all
or meenah's, for that matter

>>81232813
God, this art looks familiar.

>>81232847
it's the second thing

>>81232798
dad could never be forgotten

>>81232847
i thought karkats rambling felt the most off honestly

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Why aren't you having fun AND talking about the update?

Holy shit Karkat is in full Fuck My Shit Up Mode.

>KARKAT: WOW, "FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR" IS ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD DAVE DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY. JESUS CHRIST!
The trolls are officially using human euphemisms

>>81232847
Chinese knockoff Karkat

Perhaps Karkat managed to do what most on here couldn't.

Grow the fuck up.

>>81232871
looks like paper's artstyle

>>81232847
i have to agree. it wasn't totally off but there was something about it that wasnt quite right.

i mean these pages are pretty much filler anyway so whatever. just get them over with.

>>81232847
Hussie gave himself about 1000 excuses for everyone acting out of character. He might as well use them.

>>81232900
>talking to himself about his warriors destiny

>>81232882
I don't care enough about it to put in that much effort.

Well the writing quality's up to snuff. The direction is okay, but at least this stuff isn't ghostwritten.

>>81232656
That isn't fast and loose, that's just adrienn garcia or whoever. Frankly it's better than whichever amateur did fast and loose, but it isn't hussie's prime.

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This looks wrong.

>>81232847
Karkat was actually happy to be a hero for the first time before Kanaya knocked him out, if you remember, so this is consistent with how he currently is.

>No Betty Crocker flipout
>Cringey, boring fight setup
>(Tavros) nowhere to be seen
>Dialogue is weirdly off

This is going to be the most disappointing stretch of endgame updates in the history of webcomics, I swear to god.

>boring update weird art and davekat
oh boy this is going to be a fun night

>>81232916
Bothered me as well.

In the months it took to write this they could have at least ran it through a spellcheck.

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>>81232154
Well that's one that got deconfirmed today, damn

>>81232934
>Well the writing quality's up to snuff.

uH,

>>81232882
what the fuck is this.

It looks bad.

jesus christ the art in the karkat scene is fucking scaring me

Oh god the Davekat shippers are going to go crazy with those last two pages. I can already feel it.

something weird is definitely going on with Karkat. everyone else's dialog in this update and the narration in the previous one felt normal, but Karkat's seems off. maybe this is just another consequence of FAST AND LOOSE but I think there might be an actual reason behind this

did Karkat die offscreen? he could have died offscreen. that's how much of a loser he is

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Multiple

vriskas
meenahs
damaras
and
araneas

guess Kurloz is the only missing troll in the army

>>81232937
it reminds me of something outta invader zim

>UPDATE IS SHIT, SHIT I SAY

If knockoff HSG says it, then the opposite must be true.

>>81232970
>>81231984

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>this is what homestuck is ending with
jesus christ

if I read "didn't stop being a thing" or any of it's variations one more time...........

>>81232937
That fucking expression looks so weird for some reason

>>81232918
where's prab, jessie

>>81232798
>dad crocker's first time seeing John

>>81233006
focusing on her studies, last i heard.

>>81232882
>mfw im in this

>>81232995
Fuck off """"""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""

>DOOMED EQUIUS #45832, WHO IS WEARING A SAUCY MAID OUTFIT FOR SOME FUCKING REASON?!

aka, bestquius

post maids pls

>>81232882
>Go to stream
>Con Air is the YIFY rip
top kek

>>81233021
he saw his dad all the time growing up, anon.

>>81233026
is that rumor from 2 years ago or did you talk to her in 2015?

>>81233043
>Con Air is the YIFY rip
what's the YIFY rip?

Pretty boring update, but at least there was some posing as a team because shits getting real.

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>>81233041

>>81233067
A rip made by YIFY, aka bad quality and plebs love it.

>>81232963
It's not Homestuck circa 2010, but it's not Cringestuck 2015: Haunted by Ghostwriters either.

>>81232971
Funny, I'm okay with the Karkat art but the Jake stuff yesterday hit the UV.

>>81232934
>THIS IS WHERE IT'S ALL GOING TO END FINALLY?
>YEAH... DAMN. I NEED TO WAKE UP AND HELP MY FRIENDS!
>YOUR RIGHT.
>nows not the time to be askin junk like that brah
>WOW, "FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR" IS ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD DAVE DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY. JESUS CHRIST!
>listen, whatever she is, cake mogul, or alien empress, or queen of derse, or sexy sea lady with too much hair...
>let's just fuck her up!

You mean the writing looks like it's from a bad roleplay.

>>81232937
His eyes look like they're bulging out of his head when they should be sunken.

But it could just be the artist's preference.

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>>81232995
Ill build speed for 12 hours to a QPU where nothing went so wrong.

>>81232978
>but Karkat's seems off
He's not the chosen Karkat, that's what this is probably about.

>>81232937
they didnt stick to hussies standard rectangle bodies, his eyes are popping off his head and they made it weird but adding a lower lid around it
also the eyes aren't both rounded ovals, they're like almond shape. they tried but they really didnt get the key quirks about hussies style. also whatever the fuck they did to karkats teeth

>>81233105
That's the worst bit. Rest is more passable.

>>81232847
Karkat apparently calmed down after the meteor journey.
I think the fact that the art is slightly off is influencing our opinions of the writing though.

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Whats this?

Well at least it's Homestuck-ish.

Imagine being a new reader, where you go from normal art to fast and loose to outsourced art in a matter of a couple hundred pages.

So why is Davekat considered bad?

>>81233128
Now that gif is just depressing.

>Karkat smiled

i was pissed off about karkat not knowing who meenah is but whoops, its cause hes the wrong karkat

i still dont like it though

>>81233160
the green sun

>>81233160
it's the fucking green sun, dude, remember?

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>>81233160

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Dammit, this has to be the cutest face Roxy has ever made.

>>81233160
The green sun, duh.

>>81231818
it's finally ending, thank fucking god

>>81233160
how new

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>>81233128
That's the good stuff anon. Needs this...

>>81233093
Too bad the choice is most times between YIFY or ghostly, leech-full torrents.

>>81233167
was forced as fuck post retcon, telling not showing etc etc

>>81233160
R T F C
T
F
C

>>81232942
No, it's just even then his wordpool and general kind of dialogue are off. He sounds too polite and sidesteps a lot, and uses a lot of rhetorical marks, which he'd regularly just pounce on instead.

I'll be disappointed if Karkat won't have a chat with his burnt pre-retcon self.

>>81233160
the lemon moon

>>81233167
because hsg has hated that people shipped it before the comic started implying it

>>81233197
no lips tho

Eh, update was aight I suppose. I like roxy's sword

>>81233209
*everything* post retcon was told not shown. davekat isnt really the worst offender

>>81233197
Every time you think Roxy can't get any cuter, BAM!

>>81233209
It's the only thing that makes John/Roxy seem less forced in comparison.

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>>81233236

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>>81233204
...and this

>>81233167
gay singularity

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stop karkat das gay

>>81233268
at least johnroxy derives its shipping from those characters interacting and not side remarks from other characters going 'have you noticed how CUTE they are???'

>>81232985
wait what the fuck
why was there only ever one ghost vriska and aranea before then

Can we talk about how lord English is a construct of the game designed to enter every session at it's death and wreak havoc?

With yesterday's update, Slick said that Union Jack was this sessions version of english implying that he appears in every session in some way or form.

It can be assumed that all normal sessions produce Doc Scratch in the same way that he was created in the troll's session. The only reason that Bec and GodCat was created was through out of session interference. This can also be assumed of the God salamander in the game version of homestuck.

Going into details of how Doc is created in every session: The Cal Doll infused with the sole of English is destined to appear in every session of a derse dreamer through either chuckle voodoo or contact with the terror horrors. Cue balls are a natural occurrence in most every session we have seen.

Roxy also curses the Cal doll to enter the void only to appear in the dreams of children ect. I don't have the exact quote but yeah ...

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Who the fuck wrote this

>>81232869
john looks like fast and loose hussie a little, the rest just seem off though

>>81233263
it's barely less retarded than vriska solving everything

>>81233067
YIFY is a torrent uploader that posts really compressed and shitty torrents that end up becoming the most popular uploads on Kickass and ThePirateBay because they put "1080p" on every upload even though they're often only a gigabyte in size.

It's generally a good idea on kickass to search "(movie title) 1080p -yify"

>>81233295
but why did it cut to the green sun when he said this.

shouldn't it go to lotak.

>>81233048
so it's his first time seeing his dad again!!!

>Karkat mentions Dave and hopes he is okay
>no (Tavros), Vriska, Sollux and Aradia present
>suddenly dead Vriskas and Araneas and Damaras as background prop

Man, I expected Vriska to bully the shit out of Karkat. But she is probably busy molesting successful Tavros. Also here comes the Davekat bitching and Tumblr orgasming over that crap. Also goddammit, I wanted Karkat to meet Sollux again.

Also
>Jane out of fucking nowhere joining the others

>>81233295
>Karkat NEEDS to focus on Dave, not his other friends

>>81233308
Maybe that's the eventual joke? Like, isn't them being gay in some form perhaps LE's influence by way of Caliborn's interest in yaoi?

the sufferer and old nepeta whatever the fuck her name is was a cute ship.

mostly because of the music.

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>>81232558
That's my job

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>>81232869
>whatever the fuck is going on with Rose's face

>>81232847

Would help if it was actually the Karkat who talked to Meenah and not a retconned version who has no chemistry or reason to care about her.

>>81233331
its way less retarded than that

at least dave and karkat were bonding before the retcon. we're probably supposed to assume that stuff still happened before they hooked up

>>81233167
Because if Karkat is supposed to end up with Vriska, obviously.

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>all of this is happening and nothing we say or do can change the outcome, all that has been written is permanent.

>>81232869
Why don't they have their weapons out? God fucking dammit.

What the hell are Jane and Rose gonna do with their fists?

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>>81233401

>>81233383
shit that's a good point, the live karkat who met her doesn't even exist now

>>81233408
Give them the old 1 - 2.

>>81233382
whats going on is shes CUTE

>>81233396
Seriously? Vrisrezi is more likely, because Terezi loves her Vriska obsession.

>>81232798
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME.

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>>81233206
>Not just owning the Blu-ray

>>81232191

Got a ruleset?

>>81233421
If pre-retcon TZ is in the dreambubbles with (Vriska) who is also from pre-retcon, then that Karkat probably exists as well.

>>81233204
>greatest villain ever

Yeah if you're a furfag from deviantart I guess.

>>81233314
There's always been multiple araneas, just only one meenah and one vriska (untill the retcon)

Now >>81232699 there appears to be a bunch

Karkat vs pre retcon Karkat fight when?

>>81233460
... Huh. That's not even the post I clicked on, but alrighty then.

>>81233384
they were bonding as friends, not lovers
you cant think "just because there was no hoe, those two upgraded their friendship to love"

>>81233478
well yeah, that karkat exists, but it's not the live karkat

>>81233408
Readying a weapon in this setting is basically a free action anyway.

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>>81233179
are we ever going to see him again? and GO kanaya for that matter? we got to see what happened to everyone else's ghosts

>>81233502
they were bonding in general. its not like a couple of friends have never decided to date before

>you cant think "just because there was no hoe, those two upgraded their friendship to love"
i mean it literally happened, so

>>81233470
I sent my gristmas recipient this, Ghostbusters and Armageddon on DVD this year.

>>81233167
because people are retarded

>>81233528
T H I C C

>>81233518
All the more reason to put it in the fucking "team pose" shot.

>>81233540
I have the goddamn novelization.

>>81233502
>you cant think "just because there was no hoe, those two upgraded their friendship to love"
Why not? A lot of love starts as friendships.

And it's not like they lacked chemistry either. Even in the original timeline in-comic there was sexual tension.

>>81233572
You have a point there.

>>81233574
That's dedication bro.

>>81233497
Vriska vs (Vriska) when? (Vriska) needs to redeem herself by beating up her alpha version.

>>81233570
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81233408
The artist isn't very good at action/dynamics. Poor choice for these scenes.

>>81233608
Explain this meme to me I'm autistic

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Best pannel artistically speaking of this update. Who did this?

>>81232014
Where might one find more of this?

>people justifying the literal fujo pandering that is Davekat as if it is logical

>>81233358
Perhaps Karkat will get some form of interaction time when he takes his place on the font line? I wouldn't be half surprised if he somehow manages to influence the dream selves to take some form of leadership, even if it is just the role of officer on the front line. That'd be somewhat cathartic if he's not taking total control of the ghost army from Meenah or Tavros.

>>81233646
What meme? It's hilarious watching bitches and manlets fighting each other like cocks.

>>81233600
I learned some deep lore from it, like Cameron and Tricia chose the name Casey because it could either be a girl or boy's name.

How are Derse and Prospit dreamers determined?

Why doesn't hussie just make everyone gay if he likes fags so much.

>>81233676
I meant the (vriska) meme

>>81233671
He is still supposed to lead the trolls somewhere. And I doubt Echidna wants him in the front line to fight.

>>81233686
cat people: derse
dog people: prospit

>>81233510

>actual, physical, Past Karkat vs. Future Karkat could happen
>it won't because the comic has to fucking end

>implying homestuck has good art.

>>81233692
From the comic. Pre retcon Vriska is referred to as (Vriska).

>>81233692
(vriska) is a real character in the comic not a meme

>>81233705
...I can't find fault in this.

>>81233689
He did.

>JESUS CHRIST!
Karkat's a good Christian boy now.

>>81233705
>dog people: prospit
but jack.....

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i really like this panel. itd make a cool background if it was bigger.

>>81233719
It doesn't have to be good, it has to be Homestuck.

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>>81233719
It has charming visuals

>>81233751
He was a cat first, remember?

>>81233720
>>81233727
wasn't it a meme that Hussie integrated into the comic? I'm 99% I read something about it somewhere I just can't find it

>>81233732
Why is Angel such a sick fuck?

>>81233689
I wish. It isn't a coincidence that almost all of the lesbian ships are superior.

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>>81233665
Nowhere.

>>81233689
>gay singularity
Memes don't just come from wandering storks, anon.

>>81233766
Good thing she's fucking wearing shoes.

These updates are tempting me to be hype but then I remember they are only happening because of that bullshit Game Over reset shit.

If it weren't for that, they'd be great, but these updates are only happening because of that.

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>>81233774

>>81233774
can't find the original, but have this summary:

Basically it came from this amazing post that said Eridan’s story arc was a metaphor for the Obama administration because he:
•murdered Feferi (The One Percent)
•knocked out Sollux (True Bipartisanship)
•killed/alienated Kanaya (The LGBTQ+ Community)
•and attacked Vriska (Vriska)

>>81233775
>implying you wouldn't molest a tiny Karkat
>implying you wouldn't wanna be molested if you were that small

>>81233803
>>81233805
thanks

>>81233803
>Jade (Reagan)

every fucking time

There are no ugly chicks in Homestuck.

Only cute girls. Cute Twinks. And, well, Equius.

Eri does not count at all.

>>81233663

Looks like the first artist to me, Gina Chacon. The lines are very clean.

The reason these updates look weird is that regular mspa style is just really hard to make look good, and not because they are bad artists. The Condesce looks more like a regular person, so she would look decent drawn by most people.

I'm looking forward to paperseverywhere's stuff though. She seems to be into emulating art styles so I wonder what her take on full mspa will be.

>>81233855
jade is ugly, everyones just in denial about it
(also calliope)

>>81233855
and for the record, fatties and non-whites cannot be cute.

In many ways I was not an early adopter. I didn't pick up Homestuck until Act 3, which was in late 2009. How quickly the pages came back then... Seven years ago, I was just a lad.

This stormcloud over my life will finally be lifted. Through the deliverance of an ending I will have closure, freedom.

>>81233855
Calliope and Kanaya.

>>81233719
Everyone is just used to the regular style. I thought it was fuck ugly when I first started reading.

>>81233855
>There are no ugly chicks in Homestuck.
What about your waifu?

>>81233878
>Jade
>Ugly

Nah mate get tae fuck

>>81233884
B-but there aren't any white characters in Homestuck?

Do you know how long I've waited for this. How long I've waited for you all to die?

>>81233908
you need to wake up anon
shes hideous

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Will Eridan ever be fucking relevant again? Will Feferi? Why even introduce them if they're just gonna be thrown aside?

Forever butthurt.

>Prediction: Karkat meets the Ghost Army HQ consisting of Aradia, (Tavros), Sollux and Vriska, each one representing an elemental sign

>We all hype up the Sollux conversation, but Karkat just says hi and he replies with hi back
>Vriska doesn't even ask nor bully him why he is here and just tells him to not steal her spotlight
>Pre-Retcon Karkat and Alpha Karkat will never meet each other
>and even if they did, they just share a normal anti-climax conversation instead of them attacking each other

You guys need to think as anti-climatic as possible. Expect Davekat to be played straight. Heck, Hussie just added Jane to the group.

Shits about to go down.
>Jack English and SS are fighting
>Jake vs Felt
>John's group vs Condy
>Bec is probably coming too, maybe where GCATavros is
>Lord English is probably on his way to Vriska and the army
Who else is ready for Vriska's plan to fall apart?

>>81233930
T H I C C

>>81233900
That's weird. About a year or two ago I might have been all up in arms defending my waifu.

But now all I can feel is the security in knowing she's just one of the very few things in this comic that's still any good, even if only because Hussie barely did shitall with her.

>>81233956
no youre thinking of jane

>John won't use his retcon powers in any of the upcoming fights

it hurts

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>>81233930
fuck you she's pretty

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>>81233878
Calliope wasn't ugly until this.

Fast and loose doesn't bother me so much as botched execution like this.

>>81232937
he's an antenna away from Gir

Sometimes I say things I don't mean just to piss people off.

i don't think that makes me a "Bad Guy" I think it just makes other people stupid as hell.

>>81233982
John is retarded

>>81233970
Damn you're right, I can't read. Time for me to go to bed.

Hopefully there will be another Update by the time I wake up!

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>>81233759
Here you go anon, hope this is big enough

>>81233947
I think they're gone for good anon. They were given their "closure" back in Remem8er

>>81233982
Frankly, fuck the retcon power.

Still can't believe Hussie put the laziest possible plot device as an actual plot device in a story.

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>>81233988
She looked so good there. Then this artist happened.

>>81233502
I can think that
it basically just gave them another year to develop their relationship without terezi coming between them like the first time
they probably would've ended up together pre-retcon to

>>81234031
thanks, i guess

>>81233930
Nahhh come on, she's cute.

If anyone is canon ugly it would have to be Jane, and even then we know she's got the thickness so you could just cover her butterface.

CTRL-F
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Help a guy out /hst/

>>81234039
but it's not like retconning wasn't already a thing in story bro

Homosexuality is a choice.

>>81234062
Jade and Jane have the same fucking face.

>>81234039
But see, the story is being ~META~ about it! That means it's not shit writing! Right???

>>81232539
I would be so happy with the little duck

>81234064
nah

>>81234037
Was that even "them"? Remem8er is the vaguest fucking thing in the comic despite it making itself up as so important.

>We'll never get a clear canon explanation for what happened that doesn't contradict the comic as it previously was

>>81234064
Ok

>>81234080
the scratch was a lot more restrained, though

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>>81234064

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>that last karkat line

Still can't get over how awesome it was to throw away years of Karkat character development for another homosexual relationship.

>>81233949
I'm ready for English to permanently wipe out the dream ghosts so we can be done with those characters once and for all

Let's get it down to a reasonable number like five or six heroes again

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>these two past updates
i dont know what i expected
just something hussie
throw us a fucking bone
have you really grown to hate homestuck this much that you dont give a shit anymore

>>81232539
It'd be a better visual metaphor if the surprise was a tiny piece of scrap paper with the word 'duck' written on it.

>>81233384
>>81233502
>>81233532
>>81234052
>It's a "we close our eyes, imagine the develoment and justify why male Rosemary clone is good" episode
I wish I could also close my eyes and wish Homestuck was good.

>>81234150
dumb frogposter

>>81234080
It really was not. Time travel had a very rigid set of rules that made internal sense and we saw everything from the point of view of the characters who ultimately matter, rather than the characters who started out mattering but then Hussie decided he didn't want to do anything with them anymore so decided to push everything into a new timeline.

>>81234062
youre right, jane is ugly, except for the sole thing that makes her different from jade

>>81234150
fuck off grinchposter

>>81234152
don't worry, the flashes will be amazing, according to ipgd, who thinks dragon age 2 is one of the best games of all time!

Man am I excited for all the new porn we're gonna be getting. It never really stopped, but still.

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>>81233878
no

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WHO /FELT/ HERE

POST THEM LEPRECHAUNS

Hussie's attempts to write older Karkat just make him kind of boring.
Plus the second artist really can't do backgrounds.

>>81234100
Even if their faces were exactly the same their other features are totally different. Jade is thinner, which almost definitely applies to her face as well. Her canine features also probably altered how her face was framed.

>>81234169
im not saying its a good way to write, and i dont really care about it, just that 95% of the complainers are retarded

>>81234180
yeah it really was. did you not see cascade?

>>81232144
It killed the author who wrote it into the story. LE must have left his cane behind for a reason.

- Spades Slick ambushes Jack English by riddling him with bullets. Thus he gets cursed like Condy, tears out both his non-existent eyes and inserts the cueballs, gives Crowbar his crowbar back.

- Now Dave, Dirk and Terezi have a real fight on their hands, and the Felt have a weapon that can actually subdue Jake should he go FOR THE GIPPER again.

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>>81234211
Sure thing, boss.

>>81234196
i dont give a fresh fuck what xkcd or whoever the fuck says i want hussie to assure us that everything will be alright. hussie and hussie alone.

>>81233997
god that is actually terrible

>no Jane and Jade sandwich-ing my dick

WHYYYYYY

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>>81234211
reporting

I wonder when these pages were drawn.

>>81234196

probably one of the male characters gives another of the male characters a meaningful look as he dies, retroactively making the series a complex gay drama

>>81234295
Let's be honest here, the chances of the latest update featuring you - much less turning the strip to pornography without warning at the last moment - were pretty low.

>>81231818
Is there like

a brief summary of every single part? I remember reading up to the Vriskagram part but that's all I remember. I really want to finish this and close this chapter in my life.

>>81234294
Homestuck characters should never ever be drawn in profile