Did Axel Braun BTFO Zack?

>>81162689
I don't know, but that superman needs more protein shakes in his life, he is not big enough.

>>81162760
I agree, this guy's just embarrassing

>>81162689
>porn movies
>reviews
Get outta there.

Do Batman and Superman fuck each other? That's surely essential in any true XXX parody.

>>81162823
There is a gay one. I don't know when it comes out.

>>81162689
Did you just post a dick on /co/?

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Who wore it better?

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He should probably worry about this more than BvS

>>81162780
>mfw, I look more jacked than this superman
Can I be a porn actor now?

>>81162689
>does your hymen bleed?
>IT WILL

Which is the parody with the really good Wondy costume?

>>81162929
OMG, now I can't unsee it.

>>81162689
>Dat Harley scene
Made up for the disappointing Trinity scene

>>81162985
Wonder Woman XXX
>tfw when no facials

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>>81162689
Never forget.

>>81162689
>>81162938

If I may interrupt the /co/mblrs who are discussing how a guy in a porn movie looks...

Whose the wonderwoman?

>>81163027
>>81162985
Did they ever release the Superman/Wondy scene?
Thats the one I was looking forward too most but it wasn't there

>>81163049
Why would you save the ant version, Hank?

>>81162940

But the actual Star Wars remake was already about a nigger fucking a white girl.

>>81163067
It's in the WW porn parody

>>81163049
The Quicksilver in Captain America XXX looked like trash in the actual movie. That one staged photograph with proper lighting makes it look way better than it actually did in motion.

>>81163066
Alison Tyler

>>81162960
Follow your dreams

>>81162938
non, the porn looks too fat and the movie looks too fucking skinny. Also, the gadot costume looks photoshoped, why?

>>81162938
Alison Tyler is much better cast physically to play Wondy, too bad her costume is filled with unnecessary lawsuit dodging details and she's a shit performer

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>>81163066
Alison Tyler

>>81162938
The one with the biggest breasts obviously.

>>81163067
Yeah, it's the ending of WW XXX, it's okay

>>81162940
>Disney Lawyers: a Fucked Axel Braun Story

>>81162960
Let's see your dick. Are you cut or uncut? You do kergals and do a diet that maximizes volume and color?

>>81162938
The porn actresses costume has better colors.

>>81162689
Porn doesn't need a plot or any for that matter. It just there to show what the characters would do. Also Superman in there seems kind of weak.

>>81162760
I'll bet he's big where it counts in this production

>>81163120
I hate this kind of porn face.

>still no tranny porn parodies
DIVERSIFY AXEL
WHATS TO SAY KRYPTONIAN CHICKS AND AMAZONIAN CHICKS DONT HAVE DICKS?

>>81163150
It doesn't matter, I work for my government so my porn actor career is not possible. Also: uncut.

It's funny how Axel Braun calls his movies parodies but in reality they are not spoofs at all, just live-action lemon fanfiction played completely straight.

>>81163266
There's a Brady Bunch porn parody called The Tranny Bunch which is semi new, also there's a Caitlyn Jenner porn parody

>>81163257
What, cute? Attractive? Female?

>>81163303
Would you prefer Wood Rocket's actual parodies full of shitty Donald Trump jokes amidst Finn fucking some poor girl painted yellow for Jake?

>>81163376
Man, WoodRocket is such a waste of potential. I would have no qualms fapping to a threesome between Ash, Misty, and an anthro human Pikachu, except their take on Pikachu was a hideous abomination from hell, making that video a complete boner kill.

>>81163426
Oops, I made a typo there.

>anthro female Pikachu*

>>81163459
all I can think is about that stupid post-modern russian novel with pikachu in the cover.

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>>81162823
You're in luck.

>>81162938
The porn one because even if she doesn't have big muscles, she's got big tits.

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>>81163715
CW Wonder Woman wore it better

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>>81163787
That was NBC not CW

Lois did wear basically a WW costume as a reference on CW though

>>81163787
That was CBS Wonder Woman not CW

>>81163860
>>81163832
whatever, it was the TV costume.

>>81162929
I was going to ask the same thing, is that Batdick I see there?

>>81162960

How's your dick? Can it stay hard for literally an hour? Are you able to "perform" in front of an audience, when in rather uncomfortable positions so that the camera can get a better view, or if the director asks you to stop every couple of minutes to fix the lighting or whatever?

>>81163971
Yup. There's also a bit of Wondernip too.

>>81163067

It's there. The very first rip on torrents just screwed up and forgot to upload the last scene, and since a lot of other sites just re-upload what they download it's missing too. You can find a full torrent out there though.

>>81162938
None of them look like they seriously lift though, At least look like Lucy Lawless during her Xena days, even fucking Fran Drescher in her prime was more fit than these two.

>>81162940
Half a fucking million for a porn parody? Are you shitting me?

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>>81163941
That costume was absolute ass overall though. it looked like a modestly priced halloween store costume. Like party city for adults section wonder woman costume, but not the sexy slutty wonder woman costume.

Though the actress was a good pick. Go fig, least we get to see her as mockingbird.

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>>81163715
>>81163715
Alison Tyler has more muscle than 3 Gal Gadots. Lets be real here.

>>81164042
Lucy Lawless was no more fit than Gal is. It was all in the costume. Lucy Lawless says it all the time when people say she looked the part of a strong amazon.

>>81164094
>he doesn't know how money works

Are you sure you're old enough to post here?

>>81164094
> a porn parody of the franchise that redefined special effects budgets

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>>81164114
>>81163715
Let's compare, actually.

>>81164374
>tfw a porn star should have been the true Wonder Woman
Hmm. This gives me a feeling so complicated. It's like, disappointment mixed with...arousal? And a bit of confusion.

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>>81164432
>tfw we could have had a true amazon

>>81164596
Fuck me. She is 180 cm tall. Why the hell did I look? WHY?
I will never find peace again. Porn actress is taller than me.

>>81164675
>Porn actress is taller than me.

Is that a problem?

>>81164795
No, problem is that majority of girls are tall. It's difficult for me to find short (165-170cm) gal.

>>81164898
who cares if theyre tall

>>81164898
Short girls are scum anyway. The taller the better.

>>81164898
Tall girls are best girls

>>81164432
It makes perfect sense, really.

>>81164934
thats a strange thing to say.

>>81164596
>>81163120
>She decides to destroy her natural tits with an awful boobjob
Everytime

>>81164944
>>81164934
>>81164923
You need a big penor to satisfy a big girl. You know what I mean. But yeah, taller girls are much nicer.

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>>81164898
Why on earth would you want a short girl, and curse your future children with short DNA?

Find a tall girl.

>>81164898
I'm tall and all I want is a tall girl who towers over me.

Go fuck yourself for thinking my dream is your curse.

Best /co/ related porn?

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>>81164982
As someone who's watched tons of cartoons and anime, I've really come to really enjoy cartoony body types.

You see this? This is hot to me.

She had six ribs removed to get that shape. That's what you call dedication.

>>81165079
I'm going to puke

>>81163592
kek

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>>81165089
Embrace it, Anon. But be careful. She looks fragile.

Here's something more /co/ related.

>>81165119
>>81165079
This is horrifying

>>81165093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R96YE9L8viU

The trailer is pretty intense. These porn parodies are pretty well made desu.

>>81165140
I think you mean arousing.

>>81162980
Underrated post

>>81165167
Go play with your plastic dolls dsu

>>81164165
>Lucy Lawless was no more fit than Gal is.
Haw can someone be so wrong?

Holy shit, MUH DICK

Does a sauce on a tube site exist? I can only find torrents and nonexistant ones.

>>81164165
>Lucy Lawless was no more fit than Gal is.
Watch any episode and come back here and try saying that again. And no, it wasn't just the costume. Hell, even at 65 or whatever age she's at, she still looks way more fit that gadot. You keep conveniently forgetting that gadot is a model first and formost, so it isn't even her fault. That's her livelihood, and she can't really afford to change her body type when thats her first job.

>>81165472
>Haw can someone be so wrong?

Take it up with the person who said it: Lucy Lawless. She wasn't muscular, it was just the costume.

Most people who think this are people who haven't seen the show in 15 years and if it's brought up will only talk about how they fapped to it as kids.

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>>81165472
she seems naturally less skinny but im not sure id call her more 'fit' personally.

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>>81165615
>Watch any episode and come back here and try saying that again.


Sorry m8, but Alison Tyler is still buffer than Lucy Flawless.

I'm probably the only actual Xena fan on /co/ and even I'll admit she's not what people remember.

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>>81165672
>>81165619
>>81165637
Fucking scrubs don't even remember that Gabrielle was more fit than Xena.

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>>81162938
That's not even the best Axel Braun costume.

>>81165845
None of them really look that good outside of promo shots anyway.

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Those aren't really women.

>>81165672
man, she wasn't fit at all.

>>81165079
Reminds me of this guy who spent several hundred thousand dollars in plastic surgery in order to look like a Ken doll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNWWUX38W0

>>81165899

Your webm definitely isn't

>>81165899
>That will never be my head
JFMSU

>>81165899
Post the korean muscle girl that's trending right now.

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>>81165927
By the end of the show, Gabrielle was the fit warrior.

Which fits, since she became the new Warrior Princess when Xena died.

>>81164596
High heels always ruin this kind of thing for me. They detract from the natural appeal of a tall woman.

Yes, they define the leg and butt muscles more, but that's not the focus of attraction.

>>81165637
>>81165672
Look at her later in her career. Fuck look at her on Ash Vrs the Evil Dead (you should watch it regardless its fucking great) she has put on muscle compared to those early shots

>>81162689
>Browse /co/
>See Batman dick
>Go watch some netflix.
>go to lunch
> Come back
>Still Batman dick

>>81166008
But high heals make the legs sexier. They shift the muscles to make the legs flex slightly. Personally I'm a huge fan of the thigh high high heal boots

>>81166063
you're welcome.

>>81166041
>early shots

That pic is literally from the very last episode of Xena, which is the period we were talking about.

>>81166041
Noone is talking about AFTER she was Xena and late in her career dude.
The person was pointing out Lucy WAS no more fit than Gal IS and that it WAS all in the costume.

That has nothing to do with late career recent lucy lawless.

>>81166086
Disgusting. You can achieve the same effect by just having them stand on their toes.

>>81166086
I prefer the look of flats.

Put a tall woman in some flats, have her step on my dick in them, and I'm in heaven.

>>81166063
Penis is allowed on /co/ as long as it belongs to Batman.

>>81166063
This is batman v superman batman though. So in all likelihood thats a gun.

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>>81162689

>>81164982
I hope you're lying

>>81165899
>tfw ywn

baka tbqh

>>81165157
stream pls

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What atr the odds of Civil Wars teaser beeing the Illuminati meeting.

That would set up Dr Strange and Black Panther and the Infinity War arc as a riff on the Illuminati and the gems

>>81166589
He's lying. Her boob job actually looks great.

>>81162689
>that low muscle mass and average fat % WW
>that DYEL Supes
And here I thought this porn producer actually gave a fuck.

>>81163787
>wondy wearing pants

REEEEEEEEE

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>>81166970
You didn't actually see the thing, did you?

>>81167067
A. that costume looks like shit
B.I was thinking of this >>81164100

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>>81162689
>>81163120
>Alison Tyler

She has done tons of vids with Asian men in both Western and Japanese movies. See one of those vids below :

https://www.tnaflix.com/interracial-porn/AMWF-Alison-Tyler-interracial-with-Asian-guy/video1705265

FYI : Alison doesnt do scenes with black men.

http://pornparody.com/tag/superheroes/
http://pornparody.com/tag/comic-books/
http://pornparody.com/tag/animation/
http://pornparody.com/tag/cartoons/

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>>81167286
>FYI : Alison doesnt do scenes with black men.

More pics of her in her Wonder Woman costume

>>81167286
So? You trying to make this a /pol/ thread? Fuck off.

>>81167346
Wow, how triggered can you fucking get?

>>81167067
it aint pants...but it is still really bad.

>>81167346
>You trying to make this a /pol/ thread?

I am just making a factual point she doesnt do scenes with black men. She isnt the only one as lots of White porngirls do the same. However, she doesnt have a problem with Asian guys.

>>81167389
So you are trying to make this a /pol/ thread. That's the only real reason to bring something like this up. You should go.

>>81167368
Let's see YOUR Wonder Woman costume since you're such a tough guy.

>>81163371
>cute, attractive
Sped

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>>81166938
>that low muscle mass and average fat % WW

She looks perfectly fine, faggot

>>81167286
I didn't know the asian porn dude was still alive

>>81167420
Fuck off back to tumblr with the rest of the easily triggered.

this XXX porn parody girl is a little too fat for me to be Wonder Woman

>porn star
>can act

pick one plebs

>>81167616
Says the one who got offended that someone could possibly mention that porn stars may not want to fuck black people. Go back to sleep.

>>81167668
No need to get so triggered here, kid. This is 4chan.

>>81167668
>>81167570
Triggered much, faggot? Fuck off.

>>81167668
>could possibly mention that porn stars may not want to fuck black people

Alison Tyler outright refuses to work with black men while other races are fine with her.

>>81167739
Truly she is worse than adolf.

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>>81167668
You still haven't elaborated on why you think this is something you absolutely had to bring up.

Could it be for /pol/ reasons? All signs point to yes, someone brings that up, then it's "BAAW so triggered fukkin TUMBLR"

>>81166380
A love gun?

This thread about porn sure got autistic in a hurry.

>>81165157
It's not going to be as shitty as the Green Lantern one is it?

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>>81167483
She is over 6 feet tall also, she really fits the definition of an Amazon.

>>81167621
Sasha gray

If you say you did not enjoy that movie with her and Elijah wood you're a fucking scrub

>>81167826
>on why you think this is something you absolutely had to bring up.
Who said I even brought it up? I was remarking at how upset some anon got when someone mentioned a porn star didn't want to fuck black guys. It was an observation, then that somehow triggered /co/mblr into somehow thinking that was a /pol/ remark.

>>81166885
Not better than her natural tits

>>81167918
She needs to do more femdom movies. Why hasn't she been in Strap Attack yet?

>>81167918
Gianna is more big barda

>>81167963
I think it's better, because they're much bigger.

Why is it sexist to think Wonder Woman should be more realistic instead of unrealistic for the sake of what the majority of the population considers sexy?

>>81167905
Usually happens when asian porn dude shows up

>>81164982
The same happened to kendal karson, though she wasn't just happy with destroying her tits, she also wanted to destroy her face

>>81167979
It was a sarcastic remark, idiot. Of course a thread about porn is going to bring out /co/'so dumbest people.

>>81167979
Fucking black guys pays less. Take it up with the industry.

>>81167979
>is a big issue in the industry.
only for /co/mblr.

>>81165157
What a time we live in.

>>81168020
>asian porn dude

Is this some ancient shitposter I don't know about?

>>81167979
>White girls refusing to work with blacks is a big issue in the industry
How dare those privileged women choose who they allow to fuck them.

>>81167953
To be fair, it was a pretty /pol/ remark. And you're getting pretty triggered here over nothing.

>>81167979
Issue? They are entitled to work with whoever they want to. Just like some are girl only, or no anal, etc.

>>81165079
This is nauseating.

>>81168010
Because for some reason right now it's sexist to talk about a woman's physique at all in relation to how it would affect her performance.

>>81168080
Yes. It wasn't strictly porn though and more of a /tv/ thing
>porn thread
>people listing fav stars and scenes and shit
>All of a sudden someone shows up posting porn stars in scenes with asian dudes
>Here's blah blah blah with an asian dude
>Here's a white girl with her asian husband/bf

>>81168159
You can't tell me you wouldn't hit that.

>>81168218
I can totally tell you.

>>81168218
Yes I can.

>>81168218
Maybe with a car.

>>81168218
With a crowbar, several times till it's face is jello, would be an improvement.

>>81168247
oh god shed split at the midsection and the intense pressure on her torso would fire her internal organ slush out like a goddamn meat lazer cutting you and your car in half.

Fuck that noise.

>>81168218
I really wouldn't.

>>81168200
I see. Is it a meme now or is it always the same guy?

>>81168010
There's no real "realistic" look when we're talking about strength via magic. This isn't Black Canary or Huntress where they should be reasonably built to do what they do. She could look like Etta and still be WW. Arguing on the basis of realism means you're just bullshitting either way.

It's not really a matter of sexism to prefer a specific build, but some people do think that she should be overtly feminine and to them that usually aligns with conventional beauty. So they are probably calling you sexist for not wanting to embrace their idea of femininity. Or maybe just memeing.

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>>81168241
>>81168246
>>81168247
>>81168271
>>81168289
Fine, more for me

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More wasp-waists.

>>81164596
>>81164432
>casting based upon which woman makes your dick harder
You guys are pathetic.

>>81168318
absolutely sickening

>>81168318
Keep it. Enjoy it.

>>81168362
Well, Wonder Woman is all about fetishization and arousal.

>>81168362
Explain how she's not perfect for the role.

>>81168290
I don't recall him ever using a trip so maybe started out as one dude and people copied for shits

>>81168362
Hey, it's not like Wondy had a huge role. She walked around, made some cheeky comments to Bats, showed up and saved his life, then flew around beating up DD.

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>>81168321
So we're going into wasp territory now?

>>81168532
>ayyyye

>>81168532
I love that actress. She isnt hot to me but something about her acting really makes me pay attention to her

>>81162938
see

>>81165845
This is easily the best live action take on Wonder Woman I've seen.

>>81163182
Maybe BvS Wonder Woman's costume is actually very colorful, but Snyder got rid of them with a filter.

>>81167368
>>81167067
She wore pants in the actual pilot.

It's probably still up on torrent sites if you guys want to watch it, or probably a streaming site.

>>81168532
If she isn't in porn, why are you posting her in this thread and making me waste my time?

>>81170238
Sorry I don't know any bee/wasp pornstars

>>81162938
Left is a little better, but the bust may be too big?
Maybe gadots face is slightly better.

>>81170684
gadot has brown eyes and dark features, the one of the right looks more like Wonder Woman although she is a bit fat

>>81170684
>bust
>too big

Never.

>>81170684
>Maybe gadots face is slightly better.
Can't see alison tyler's freckles which is disappointing

>>81165731
BASED

>>81168218
I would not hit that.

>>81168840
Is it Anon? Is it really?

>>81162689
One makes a living filming people having sex, the other one is breaking box office records despite poor critical reception. You tell me.

>>81173115
>breaking box office records

BvS didnt break any box office records of 'note' except arbitrary ones where it had no competition.

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It was actually extremely dissapointing to me, which is not something I have ever said about porn. But Alison Tyler's costume was fucking awful and the way their sex was shot was just the worst possible way I can imagine doing it.
If the entire appeal of your porn is that they are actual characters then it seems natural to me that you would play up the writing and plot but it was pretty awful too, like they weren't even trying. I realize my expectations were too high now but they should have attempted some genuine in character romance between the three instead of such a stupid threesome and fight scene.

Here's hoping for good Wonder Woman porn one day. Wonder Woman xxx had one good part between her and Superman, I only wish it was all like that because the rest of it was utterly retarded.

>>81164596
This picture is exactly why I was looking forward to it so much, its a shame.

>>81173115
Hi Zack Snyder.

>>81168318
Looks a little better there. Maybe, but I'd probably feel sick being up close to her.

There it looks fucking firghtening though: >>81165079

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Alison Tyler as Jasper when?

>>81168362
Gal Gadot was Miss Israel.
I don't think you can claim any sort of high ground that favors her in respect to beauty.

>>81173115
Its not breaking records. Its opening as quickly as it can in as many countries as it can. Most other movies stagger the releases

>>81168441
Her acting in the porn was fucking awful, and she is my favorite "adult acress"

I don't enjoy interracial, but Zoe Voss as Wasp was fucking amazing in the Avengers parody.

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>Thread entirely about pornography with a real-life, honest-to-God penis in the OP picture
>Stays up 7 hours

How the fuck?

>>81162689
is this out or not?
Its been forever

>>81175221
you can barely see it

>>81175297
It is. Braun's just real good at getting his stuff pulled from free streaming sites. I enjoyed it for like a week, but it's damn near impossible to find now.

>>81165899
That makes my cranium hurt just looking at it

>>81162960
do you take it in the butt? do you have any problem at all with being fucked by or fucking a guy, a trannie, or anywhere in between?

if a woman were to want to get a fuckhuge strapon and do weird butt stuff to you that you're probably only familiar with women doing in porn, would you do it?

if you're bottoming for a man or woman and another guy is also fucking them do you have any problem with compressing and potentially tearing your dick to double penetrate a single orifice? if in a similar situation another person - male or female - ejaculates all over your face and it goes in your mouth, can you avoid freaking out?

have you ever seen a prolapse before? do you find prolapse arousing?

if the answer to any of these is no, you're not going to get an agent, if you don't get an agent, nobody will hire you because you won't have all your std certificates, ID and everything else that's become industry standard ready for them in the industry standard way at the industry standard time

the best you can hope for is fucking some hooker who gives you untreatable gonorrhea in a warehouse in south central LA, but remember you won't even be building a portfolio by doing that, as afterwards everybody's going to know who you are and what you did, because your suitcase pimp will have told them as he tried to sell your ass on

>>81164094

I think the key is "getting people to bankroll your fucking porn flick".

Fucking stupid. Crowdsourcing is shit.

>>81168061
Why? black men are better though.

>>81168532
Just saw her in Too Late. Best part of the film outside of the technical stuff and the insane camera work in act one.

>>81165059
Batman '66 parody or MoS parody. MoS XXX was surprisingly really, really good. Probably the last one where Braun actually cared. He's phoned it in since

>>81164675
>you're only 180 cm
kill urself manlet

>>81176050
Fuck off to /b/ with your cuckold fetish.

>>81175382
He's trying to get Empire Strikes Back XXX crowdfund so he can release it for free and "fuck over the pirates".

It's been up for a month and has a $500,000 goal which it hasn't even made a dent in yet.

>>81175382
well the next question is if its any good

>>81162689
how has this thread lasted so long without a janitor killing it?

>>81177228
Paid off mods? Sponsored content?

>>81175713
Yes.

>>81177201
Not really, the scenes with Harley are good but the rest are lackluster.

>>81165899

>explosive menstruation.webm

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>>81165079

>>81177302
ive never seen a thread that has a dick in the op picture last this long. not that im against it or anything, it just odd

So which is your favorite porn parody, /co/?
Mine is The Breakfast Club.

>>81177079
At least hes trying something new. Im surprised the porn industry hasnt jumped on this quicker. Then again cam whores are basically this.

Porn drives tech, pornhub is now doing interactive VR porn

>>81177302
Mods? On /co/

Good one

>>81175335
Guess Batman isn't such a big guy afterall.

>>81177406
Pirotes 2. I even skip the porn scenes. Not a good movie at all but its interesting to see a porn done like this

>>81163117
Sucks when you find someone with the same name as you spelled the same way and they're a shit.

>>81177382
>ive never seen a thread that has a dick in the op picture last this long
I've seen threads started with pictures of Loeb, Bendis and Millar last until bump limit.

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>>81177485

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>>81177485

>>81177406
The 70s show one mainly for the scene with Kitty

>>81177406
Do doujins count? Because if they do, Jiro's work makes my dick diamonds.

>>81177485
>I get the joke but i aint laughing

So what's the amazon riyl alison tyler?

>>81177479
You should get into porn and do a better job.

>>81166485
the one and only true Batman.

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>>81163832
Durance also wore the NBC costume for her other show.

>>81178766
If they used the same fabric for the pants on the red piece it may look good

>>81178766
feeling kind of hypercrisis

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I don't see what's the problem with the OP image. It's necessary for the topic and it isn't particularly offensive. Sure you can see a dick and a tit but you are always one misclick away from seeing that and more in this site. We are all supposed to be adults here.

And despite the content of the image and the topic the discussion is pretty much board related instead of a sea of shitposts and tired memes. Really, if anything the real problem is that this isn't the norm.

>>81179904
I think all the cries of "PENIS" are just an attempt to get anons to stare intently at a crotch.

>>81179947
>caught u mirin

>>81179904
I'm more bothered that this is blatant advertising than the nudity.

>>81164100
She has no ass, do you watch agents of shield? her ass is the continuation of her back, flat like a piece of paper, she is cute, but no ass and fake tits.

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The best part about these is who ends up banging who can get pretty weird. Fucking Angle Man is in these.

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>>81173298
THANK YOU. I had been hoping Alison Tyler would play Wonder Woman for a LONG time and when they finally do it it's crap. I mean, thanks for trying but good god.

>>81179904
If dicks and tits were visable, instagram would have deleted it, but they didnt.

>>81175713
>do you take it in the butt? do you have any problem at all with being fucked by or fucking a guy, a trannie, or anywhere in between?
Haven't done that
>if a woman were to want to get a fuckhuge strapon and do weird butt stuff to you that you're probably only familiar with women doing in porn, would you do it?
Have done that and will do it again if gf ask.
>if you're bottoming for a man or woman and another guy is also fucking them do you have any problem with compressing and potentially tearing your dick to double penetrate a single orifice? if in a similar situation another person - male or female - ejaculates all over your face and it goes in your mouth, can you avoid freaking out?
Haven't done that, but...can you actually tear your dick in double penetration?
>have you ever seen a prolapse before? do you find prolapse arousing?
god, I google that and NO, I will never ever do it.
>if the answer to any of these is no, you're not going to get an agent, if you don't get an agent, nobody will hire you because you won't have all your std certificates, ID and everything else that's become industry standard ready for them in the industry standard way at the industry standard time
well, there goes my porn career.
>the best you can hope for is fucking some hooker who gives you untreatable gonorrhea in a warehouse in south central LA...
that's a really bad stereotipe, not all hookers have STDs.

>>81167570
Just odd that you brought it up out of nowehere. Nobody even asked if she did scenes with black men.

>>81178766
SHE HAD ANOTHER SHOW?
Whelp, guess I know what my plans are.

>>81162689
>that cowl
fuck, I thought these things were supposed to have GOOD costumes

>>81163832
>>81163787
>the CW costume is better than CBS
what the fuck CBS?

>>81181482
It was a guest appearance on Harry's Law. Show got canned anyway. She's on some doctor show on some Canadian network. Saving Hope I think it's called

>>81163273
I prefer porn with uncutfags. Not even cut myself.

>>81165079
>>81165119
>>81165140
>>81165089
I'd hit it

Gal Gadot would have been a good choice for Catwoman, I mean she did do a lot of sneaking around and hoarding antiquities in the Batman V Superman film.

Personally i liked the idea of Olivia Wilde for Wonder Woman.

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>>81165899
perfect builds for wondy?

>>81163091
You wish, Finn is gonna to be gay in the second movie, just wait

>>81167067
when does this porn come out?

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Did anyone see the Avengers vs X-men one

>Psylocke's costume was this weird one piece body suit with flesh colored leg parts

I don't even know what the fuck they where thinking. I mean I could understand maybe a modest cosplayer doing that but not a chick who makes a profession out of showing her vagina to the world. Even if she had tattoos that could be airbrushed out

>>81168218
I'd rather fuck a plastic doll and it would still be more natural than whatever that 'thing' is supposed to be.

>>81177406
I will be sorely disappointed if the name isn't the Breakfast Chub

I heard Axel Braun actually reads the source material he parodies

>>81163988
>Can it stay hard for literally an hour?
>this guy thinks porn actors stay hard on their own
Viagra my boy. Also constant stopping and starting is used. Guys don't stay up for the entire duration, no more than the girl stays perpetually wet.

>>81162689
I see batcock

>>81173550
anal is just a cheap tactic toOOOooooOoH

http://abload.de/img/strokemon_5a8z9z.gif

Strokemon FTW

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I guess there's no problem in posting it

>>81185820
>>81185842
Oh theres more to it? I only knew that autistic Pikachu costume one

>>81177406

The Texas Vibrator Massacre; along with having high productions and being well made, it also wasn't afraid of being a horror film that happens to contain XXX scenes.

Most horror porn flicks play it safe and boring by including almost always lame comedy and PG-13 (if that) levels of violence. Annoying.

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>>81186989

Forgot to censor image.

>being this smug for the wrong reason
christ if they even think it through Snyder is an established director with "some" notable direction of movies
while they just fuck for pocket change
why are they saying reviews? porn reviews from basement dwellers jacking the video off for free over the internet doesnt count
i hate snyder for being a shitty director but holy shit why do these cunts think theyre better the film already made 400 million in the first week

what are some THICK porn grils
i can only think of 2016 lexi bell where she got thick

>>81187047
> 2016 lexi bell where she got thick

I had to google

looks like eating every day finally caught up to her

>>81162938
>Who wore it better?
Left.
rowr

>>81177406
American Dad. The porn itself is fucking awful but it's the most hilarious thing I've ever watched.

>>81162760
For You.

>>81187164
>looks like eating every day
But you're supposed to eat every day...

>>81186502
Search for Strokémon. Here's the intro song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTesLlXLzd8

how does the porn industry make money?

>>81167286
>FYI : Alison doesn't do scenes with black men.
Being black is the worst shit ever. I really wish you faggots would grow some balls and just kill us off already. The only people that would try to stop you is PETA anyway.

>>81187033
>film made money because of names
>Doesn't know the porn industry has its own fucking Emmy events
>because a movie makes bank it must be good
>porn actors make pocket change
That's a lot of wrongs in one post mate.

>>81162689
Mega when?

>>81163273
> Government employee
Veterans are pretty big in the porno industry. Follow your sexy dreams anon.

>>81187033
You don't actually know anything about the porn industry.

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>>81188996
Hate when this happens
>watching vid
>fapping without a care in the world
>look at the actress arm
>it's a fucking Calvin & Hobbes tattoo
>have to close the video

>>81164042
Actually google Lucy Lawless sometime.

She's not that big. What she has is some damn fine abs, with a face that dueled against a hammer and won

>>81189178
>it's a fucking Calvin & Hobbes tattoo
>have to close the video
Huh, does that happen often to you?

>>81189225
I thought for a second you were saying Lucy Lawless was a porn star.

Closest to that is her sex scenes in Rome or whatever that show is called? All these crappy historical/fantasy shows with the sex and rape and violence and soap-opera dramatics that get popular with the masses.

>>81189259
Only happened once in a BBW video I was watching, but the point still stands. It's just weird and distracting trying to watch porn and have a tattoo of characters looking at you when you're trying to get off.

>>81189311
Spartacus

>>81167927
Didn't saw movie, but in porn her moans always were unnatural and over the top.

>>81167067
So is there a Superman/Wonder Woman/Batman spitroast scene, then?
I might have to download this.
For reasons.

>>81167286
Are there anymore vids like this?

>>81167067
God damn, Palicki is hot

>>81188378
Ads and sales.

And don't be one of of those 'huuurrr people pay for porn?!' morons. Just like with comics, people who aren't broke pay for porn.

>>81190578
>people who aren't broke pay

No we don't lol

>>81190578
It baffles me that people will go pay to see a stinker like BvS so they can shit on it, but scoff at the idea that people who make the porn they enjoy may actually want to be paid for their work.

>>81162938
Neither one is tall or muscular enough.

But Gal wasn't bad as far as acting. Not great, not bad. Better than Black Widow, worse than Cap.

>>81190841

If every movie had a blu ray quality rip available day 1, I would never pay to see anything.

If porn companies want me to pay they need more theatrical releases.

>>81190883
Alison Tyler towers over most dudes in the porn world. How tall is tall enough?

>>81177406
Doctor Who porn parody, Doctor Whore. I don't jack off to it, I just think it's fucking hilarious.
Minus the sex, it seemed like a legitimate episode of Doctor Who.

>>81192841
>Dr Who is so low budget and poorly written the porn parody is indistinguishable

>>81190986
Dude who would go to them?

>>81190986
You are the minority. Its been proven time and again that fans of music/movies/comics will gladly pay for something if its good and if its easy to access.

>>81165008
>This
>there are people who somehow think it's high-test to desire diminutive genes for their offspring

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Porn lex is better than real lex

>>81163117
>Alison Tyler is much better cast physically to play Wondy

I knew this place was full of retards but I always thought you were pretending most of the time.

>>81195850
Let's not kid ourselves. The porn star might be a shit choice but a literal skeleton would be a step up from Gadot

>>81177479
Tyler?

>>81195976

>Skeleton meme
>WW was one of the only good parts of the movie

Stop posting anytime

>>81189178
That's not the weirdest thing I've encountered.
>bbw sucking off a black guy
>guy isn't talking, but can hear someone talking in the background
>must've left the TV on
>but it's narration
>wait this is an audiobook
>a Star Wars audiobook
I actually went to my bookshelf to verify, and I was correct: some black guy was getting some head from a fat girl, and instead of putting on anything resembling a sex jam, he decides to put on Star Wars: Darth Bane: Dynasty of Evil by Drew Karpyshyn, read by Jonathan Davis.

>>81196149
Good to know he has good taste.

>>81196149
Link pls

>>81196149
Holy shit. That is awesome. I would listen to the audiobook and watch the porn, not even fapping.

>>81196290
>>81196560
>>81196643
Obviously NSFW.
http://xhamster.com/movies/4186970/bbw_deep_throating_bbc.html

>>81165157
>topher dimaggio playing superman
>topher grace played venom
>john dimaggio played joker
Is this hypercrisis

>>81187047
Lisa Ann

>>81187047
Alexandra Snow

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>>81196149
>Drew Karpyshyn

thanks for reminding me that the Mass Effect series exists you fucking faggot. now I'll need to spend another 6 months forgetting all this shit

>>81198731
>hating Mass Effect

Reaper, please.

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>>81198850

>not hating Mass Effect

EA please

>>81165899
Someone needs to edit out the top of the watermelon in this webm

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>>81198928
Oh, boo fucking hoo. One asset that you see for 10 seconds in the game under certain conditions was photoshopped, and another was based on a deviant art picture but was clearly a new painting with serious effort and talent put into it.

The gunplay was great, the character ability, armor and weapon customization was a huge step up, and 3/4 of the story arcs were awesome. Mars, Tuchanka, Rannoch, Leviathan, Citadel, not to mention most of the side quests. The Ardat Yakshi asylum that was in pitch black, saving Jack and her squad of kid biotics, going with Grunt's squad to confront the captured Rachni queen, it was full of great shit.

>>81168010
I think the problem is a definition of "realistic".
A fashion model's build is arguably more unrealistic than a porn star's build.

>>81198731
have I triggered you, nerd?

>>81199230
>The gunplay was great,
>the character ability, armor and weapon customization was a huge step up,
> and 3/4 of the story arcs were awesome.

Jesus Christ, the game is over 3 years old. Are you still seriously getting paid to promote it?

>>81199230
>ability, armor and weapon customization was a huge step up
yeah a step up from 2 but still not on the level of the first game.

>saving Jack and her squad of kid biotics, going with Grunt's squad to confront the captured Rachni queen, it was full of great shit.

I enjoyed the fan service too but that alone cannot make up for the faults of the game. That picture he posted was not meant to be a cause of why the game was bad but it's a pretty good description on how much effort was actually put into the whole project

>>81198928
Ah, so you didn't actually play it. Okay.

>>81199506
>People are no longer capable of liking things

>>81199230
>3/4 of the story arcs were awesome.
You mean how Cerberus somehow has a fleet and army with money and supplies to fund them that absolutely no one knew about, AND enough of all of that to wage a war on two fronts across the galaxy rivaling that of the entire Citadel-affiliated forces and stage a nearly-successful coup on the Citadel itself, AND had the Reaper tech and core from the Collector base even if the player blew the whole thing up in 2 specifically so Cerberus couldn't have it?
Or do you mean how Tuchanka and Rannoch were already set up by the past two games, but the rest of the actual story was basically completely divorced from 1 and 2?
Or do you mean how you didn't even know what you were looking for until you found it?
Or do you mean how Shepard wasn't actually looking for anything and hadn't actually looked for a way to stop the Reapers since the end of 1, since 2 started out fucking with the Geth and proceeded to do fuck-all?
Or do you mean how Leviathan made no fucking sense because they made a race of robots to kill all organics because organics kept making robots that killed all organics?
Or do you mean how the Asylum was pitch black for 2 rooms and then it was pretty much standard lighting for the rest of the mission?
Or do you mean how the Reapers had a "Rachni Queen" even if the player killed her in the first fucking game?

>>81199576

I wish I had spent that time doing literally anything else, believe me

>>81199646
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faulty_generalization

>Batman vs Superman xxx

Why the FUCK isn't it called Batman x Superman?

>>81188378
>>81190578
A lot of people pay for porn
but you know, most don't talk about it because its porn
I know if I wasn't a broke student I'd be paying patreons for porn i want to see

>>81196747
>>81196149
Ok you win

>>81200450
Because that would mean batman would screw superman
that begs the question, why hasn't a gay porno used it as the name?

>>81200450
That would mean it's a gay porn.

>>81199988
Ah, so you're the kind of person who just links to a Wikipedia article like you just dropped the mike.

>>81201704

only if you're the kind of person whose arguments can be dismissed with wikipedia articles

>>81180163
Do we get a Zantana scene? Where?

>>81202141
Two actually.
One in the Dark Knight XXX where she blows Constantine.
Another in Man of Steel XXX where she and Superman do it, cuz everyone want to do the Supes.
Played by different chicks each time, though.